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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Freeky on July 12, 2010, 11:06:16 PM

Title: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 12, 2010, 11:06:16 PM
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I WON'T SIT BY WHILE IT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN!!! :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2010, 11:23:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 12, 2010, 11:06:16 PM
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I WON'T SIT BY WHILE IT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN!!! :argh!:

Is this about the nun thing?  Or something else entirely?   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 12, 2010, 11:31:21 PM
For those of you who are curious, there aren't enough words in the english language to describe precisely what madness he's come up with this time, so I'll just give you the highlights.

1. Barrel Cacti
2. High powered racing engine
3. I bet you think this one is PUPPIES, don't you? HAH! It's ostriches this time. OSTRICHES! I mean, no they're not cute, but they're expensive, and dangerous as fuck. And, well, Just looking at it, I feel like there's probably a law of PHYSICS against it... (Edit: the experiment, not ostriches.)

ETA: Don't you play dumb with me sir.

Nurse Freeky,
Isn't going to be nice with the Meathammah next time she sees Dok.

Also, WHAT FUCKING NUN?!
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Richter on July 13, 2010, 12:34:31 AM
What, was there a problem with the nuns?  I shipped them with ice and everything.

Also, elaborate.  Dok's last mechanical "man" had me floored laughing, and this sounds clearly a step above.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 13, 2010, 12:42:03 AM
I don't know what it's supposed to do. I don't think HE knows what it's supposed to do.

You know what, I don't even want to know about the nuns until I know what the fuck you were thinking Dok.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:51:28 AM
1.  Did you know you can get an adult ostrich in Casa Grande for only about $300?

2.  Have you ever seen the old video game "Joust"?

3.  Did you know that Justin (the midget one) will do ANYTHING if you pour whiskey down his throat?

Also, Maria found us a nun.  Do YOU have a nun?  I have a nun. :digtbk:
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:52:18 AM
It occurs to me that I need at least one more midget.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 13, 2010, 04:02:28 AM
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:04:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:02:28 AM
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?

Jamming in the Jeep.  Totally unrelated.  Well, except for the getaway part.

Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.

I think I HAVE do this.  $300/each?  Fuck.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?

Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Richter on July 13, 2010, 04:18:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:04:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:02:28 AM
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?

Jamming in the Jeep.  Totally unrelated.  Well, except for the getaway part.

Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.

I think I HAVE do this.  $300/each?  Fuck.

What's the load bearing capacity of these ostrich you're getting?  I need to know before I go to the books.  Solid tilting helms bolted to shoulder harness is a must, though.  We can't have a little neck failure spoiling the game early.
Also, what kind of saddlery / tack is holding said midget on?
DAMN but this will be portfolio worthy for all involved.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:20:40 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 13, 2010, 04:18:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:04:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:02:28 AM
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?

Jamming in the Jeep.  Totally unrelated.  Well, except for the getaway part.

Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.

I think I HAVE do this.  $300/each?  Fuck.

What's the load bearing capacity of these ostrich you're getting?  I need to know before I go to the books.  Solid tilting helms bolted to shoulder harness is a must, though.  We can't have a little neck failure spoiling the game early.
Also, what kind of saddlery / tack is holding said midget on?
DAMN but this will be portfolio worthy for all involved.

I'm still working all this out.  I think just some leather straps.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 13, 2010, 04:38:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)


YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Bu🤠ns on July 13, 2010, 04:39:46 AM
 :spit2:
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:40:55 AM
What gets you in more trouble with God?  Fucking a nun, or that joke?
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on July 13, 2010, 04:42:18 AM
 :lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Telarus on July 13, 2010, 05:54:35 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Dimocritus on July 13, 2010, 08:24:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:51:28 AM
1.  Did you know you can get an adult ostrich in Casa Grande for only about $300?

2.  Have you ever seen the old video game "Joust"?

3.  Did you know that Justin (the midget one) will do ANYTHING if you pour whiskey down his throat?

Also, Maria found us a nun.  Do YOU have a nun?  I have a nun. :digtbk:

:lulz: Fucking Joust. I can see real ostritches and midgets making that game waaaay more fun.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)

In favor of seminal studies? 
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2010, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:40:55 AM
What gets you in more trouble with God?  Fucking a nun, or that joke?

If I were God, the joke would get you St. Peter's job. 
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 13, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)

In favor of seminal studies? 

:crankey:

YOU WIN THIS TIME, RWHN!  BUT THE DOKTOR WILL BE BACK, WITH EVEN WORSE JOKES!
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Kai on July 13, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
If you end up making the midget ostrich calvary WORK, I want goddamn pictures.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Kai on July 13, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
If you end up making the midget ostrich calvary WORK, I want goddamn pictures.

If I can make this work, you'll have fucking VIDEOS.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 04:39:14 PM
Twid approves of everything ITT thus far.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Jasper on July 13, 2010, 09:23:47 PM
Hey Dok-

http://www.chacha.com/question/how-much-weight-can-an-ostrich-carry

Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2011, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)

Bumpity bump.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: Freeky on October 03, 2011, 08:02:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2011, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.

WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?

What do you THINK?


:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?

Not sure how that's my problem.

Anyway, she's a former nun.  Apparently she...

...

...

...

DROPPED THE HABIT.
\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)

Bumpity bump.

I think I might become a nun.  A science nun.

Also, that made me lol.
Title: Re: ATTN DOK
Post by: AFK on October 03, 2011, 08:03:25 PM
That right there is what we call an Epic Pun.