I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I WON'T SIT BY WHILE IT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 12, 2010, 11:06:16 PM
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND I WON'T SIT BY WHILE IT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN!!! :argh!:
Is this about the nun thing? Or something else entirely? :lulz:
For those of you who are curious, there aren't enough words in the english language to describe precisely what madness he's come up with this time, so I'll just give you the highlights.
1. Barrel Cacti
2. High powered racing engine
3. I bet you think this one is PUPPIES, don't you? HAH! It's ostriches this time. OSTRICHES! I mean, no they're not cute, but they're expensive, and dangerous as fuck. And, well, Just looking at it, I feel like there's probably a law of PHYSICS against it... (Edit: the experiment, not ostriches.)
ETA: Don't you play dumb with me sir.
Nurse Freeky,
Isn't going to be nice with the Meathammah next time she sees Dok.
Also, WHAT FUCKING NUN?!
What, was there a problem with the nuns? I shipped them with ice and everything.
Also, elaborate. Dok's last mechanical "man" had me floored laughing, and this sounds clearly a step above.
I don't know what it's supposed to do. I don't think HE knows what it's supposed to do.
You know what, I don't even want to know about the nuns until I know what the fuck you were thinking Dok.
1. Did you know you can get an adult ostrich in Casa Grande for only about $300?
2. Have you ever seen the old video game "Joust"?
3. Did you know that Justin (the midget one) will do ANYTHING if you pour whiskey down his throat?
Also, Maria found us a nun. Do YOU have a nun? I have a nun. :digtbk:
It occurs to me that I need at least one more midget.
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:02:28 AM
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?
Jamming in the Jeep. Totally unrelated. Well, except for the getaway part.
Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.
I think I HAVE do this. $300/each? Fuck.
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:04:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:02:28 AM
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?
Jamming in the Jeep. Totally unrelated. Well, except for the getaway part.
Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.
I think I HAVE do this. $300/each? Fuck.
What's the load bearing capacity of these ostrich you're getting? I need to know before I go to the books. Solid tilting helms bolted to shoulder harness is a must, though. We can't have a little neck failure spoiling the game early.
Also, what kind of saddlery / tack is holding said midget on?
DAMN but this will be portfolio worthy for all involved.
Quote from: Richter on July 13, 2010, 04:18:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:04:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:02:28 AM
Okay, I can see where the cactus would come in handy, but what is the engine for?
Jamming in the Jeep. Totally unrelated. Well, except for the getaway part.
Now I have to see if Richter can make armor for midgets.
I think I HAVE do this. $300/each? Fuck.
What's the load bearing capacity of these ostrich you're getting? I need to know before I go to the books. Solid tilting helms bolted to shoulder harness is a must, though. We can't have a little neck failure spoiling the game early.
Also, what kind of saddlery / tack is holding said midget on?
DAMN but this will be portfolio worthy for all involved.
I'm still working all this out. I think just some leather straps.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Not sure how that's my problem.
Anyway, she's a former nun. Apparently she...
...
...
...
DROPPED THE HABIT.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Not sure how that's my problem.
Anyway, she's a former nun. Apparently she...
...
...
...
DROPPED THE HABIT.
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YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
:spit2:
What gets you in more trouble with God? Fucking a nun, or that joke?
:lulz: :horrormirth:
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:51:28 AM
1. Did you know you can get an adult ostrich in Casa Grande for only about $300?
2. Have you ever seen the old video game "Joust"?
3. Did you know that Justin (the midget one) will do ANYTHING if you pour whiskey down his throat?
Also, Maria found us a nun. Do YOU have a nun? I have a nun. :digtbk:
:lulz: Fucking Joust. I can see real ostritches and midgets making that game
waaaay more fun.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Not sure how that's my problem.
Anyway, she's a former nun. Apparently she...
...
...
...
DROPPED THE HABIT.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)
In favor of seminal studies?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:40:55 AM
What gets you in more trouble with God? Fucking a nun, or that joke?
If I were God, the joke would get you St. Peter's job.
Quote from: RWHN on July 13, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Not sure how that's my problem.
Anyway, she's a former nun. Apparently she...
...
...
...
DROPPED THE HABIT.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)
In favor of seminal studies?
:crankey:
YOU WIN THIS TIME, RWHN! BUT THE DOKTOR WILL BE BACK, WITH EVEN WORSE JOKES!
If you end up making the midget ostrich calvary WORK, I want goddamn pictures.
Quote from: Kai on July 13, 2010, 03:08:04 PM
If you end up making the midget ostrich calvary WORK, I want goddamn pictures.
If I can make this work, you'll have fucking VIDEOS.
Twid approves of everything ITT thus far.
Hey Dok-
http://www.chacha.com/question/how-much-weight-can-an-ostrich-carry
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Not sure how that's my problem.
Anyway, she's a former nun. Apparently she...
...
...
...
DROPPED THE HABIT.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)
Bumpity bump.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2011, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
Ostrich jousting, huh? Well, that's nowhere near as crazy as I was thinking.
WHAT do YOU need with a NUN?
What do you THINK?
:facepalm:
Isn't that against their religious vows or something?
Not sure how that's my problem.
Anyway, she's a former nun. Apparently she...
...
...
...
DROPPED THE HABIT.
\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dnwb_hyOhyc/SunzILtX40I/AAAAAAAAA4w/WY-fOqd03_Y/s400/caruso.jpg)
Bumpity bump.
I think I might become a nun. A science nun.
Also, that made me lol.
That right there is what we call an Epic Pun.