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Or Kill Me / fred durst lives here

« on: December 03, 2005, 10:50:17 am »

i've had this song stuck in my head last coupel weeks. i think it's pretty funny. alot of irony to it. a decade of fuckign shit up, of shitting your hate. teh natural progression is to turn to jesus and stop thinking. or forget the jesus part and stop thinking. and of coruse the reaction to that is to burn it all down. you're unhappy, so you have to do your best to fuck up the shit for at the very least your neighbors.

Its just one a those days when you dont wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
You dont really know why, but you wanna justify
Rrippin someones head off
No human contact, and if you interact your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker
Its just wanna those days

REFRAIN:
Its all about the he said she said bull shit
I think you better quit, lettin shit slip
Or youll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he said she said bull shit
I think you better quit, talkin that shit

Its just one a those days
Feelin like a fraight train
First one to complain, leaves with a blood stain
Damn right, Im a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz im fuckin up your program
And if you feel stuck up, you just mucked up
Next in line to get ffucked up,
Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker
Its just one of those days

REFRAIN

So come and get it

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cuz right now Im dangerous
We've all felt like shit,been treated like shit
All those mother fuckers
That wanna step up

I hope you know im like a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
Aand if my day keeps goin this way I just might
Break something tonight (2X)
Im like a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin this way I just might
Break your fuckin face tonight

Gimmie somethin to break (3X)

How bout your fuckin face

I hope you know Im like a chainsaw (what)
A chainsaw (what)
A mother fuckin chainsaw (what)

So come and get it

REFRAIN

So come and get it

so get out there and do something. do anything. especially if it's breakign shit. because this is the orthodox better by definition discordioxy. this is the we participate in cookies and pie and then call everyone else down for it discorthodoxy. this is the i fanyone else but the Approved memberships of the anti elite non clique(sorry not taking applications for membership at this time) 169% TROOF SO BRING A BAGGY FOR YUOR TEEF! IAWTC and we've heard it all before and again and repeatedly and soem of us find it sad how you manage to sucker a enw sucker, and old sucker, the girl who hates the drama and joins int eh lynch mob and the guy who starts the shit and blames everyone else for dragging it out. because there's no reason not to be cool. there's no reason not to be on our bandwagon. and when you speak, it's for the whole forum, and when you speak it's Truth. and when you speak it is the song of saints on thei rmartyrdom. liek jesus, only bitter old and not all like jesus. unless of course, jesus treated his apostles like toys, he urged people to disurb shit for the sake of disturbing shit. because Discordian is un compromisingly the epotmy of the above song. yes, it's jsut one fo those days. yes, you are blind and deaf and dumb and born to follow. what you need is some one strong to guide you like...


well, if you don't know who wants to be your shepherd, then why do you beck at his call? afraid to be a mehum. afraid the lynh mob will roll you over? or somehow convinced that you're not doing what you're doing?


if youdon't mind, take a good look around. let it settle. do some thinking abotu it. not all at once. leave iton teh backburner. or don't take a day. or a week. or whatever. don't over do it, but give it soem time. some consideration. look at it form some angles.

remember, people who pay to know what they REALLY think, are called scientologists.

The people who tell people what they REALLY think are called subgenii.

be very afraid to be a mehum. be anything, but do not be yourself. and especially, do it at the expense of others. this is the golden path.

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 25, 2005, 03:43:00 am »

i support your right to oppress those that would oppress you.

j/k.


stfu you lying methhead whiny bitch loser.

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Or Kill Me / whiny bitch brigade

« on: November 18, 2005, 11:54:53 pm »

these are the names of folks who in particular will dish it out, but will not any other circumstances take it.


east coast hustle(justin stain)
the good reverend roger
fn0rdiscordia(machine grind dream)
fizzywitz glorypoop(eric)

when they start bashing on you(and they willl), just ignore em. pointing out he obvious will only earn you further venom an da vicious smear campagin. even funnnier- other posters will back them up in this malicious lynch mobbing.

fair warning to the n00bz.


someone mind stickying this please? newbs have a right to know what they can expect here, adn that they need not concern them with the suggestions in the other forum, because eventually, these four will shit their hate all over you. because this is their therapy in disguise.

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Or Kill Me / one final post

« on: November 18, 2005, 04:16:13 am »

freinds, discordians, forum members, lend me yoru ears.


i made a big mistake.

i called soem folks a bad name. these folks of coruse didn't deserve this name. they didn't earn it.

they aren't the ones that repeatedly remidn you how your forum is dead.

these aren't the people that call you a cunt after you post.

these aren't teh people that tell each other what they really think of you in pm's while pretending to be yoru freind in public.


these aren't teh people that cannot allow you to hav ea conversation without beign the authority on it.

but remember, i am a liar.

because htese aren't teh people that start flirting with youa s soon as they learn yoru gender.

these aren;t the people that decide you're worthelss as soon as you disagree with them.

I am a Liar. you knwo this. you know that i have been lying to you with every word from day one.

because these are the people you know you've been marginalizing.

by naming a forum after them

by making them a moderator after they whien about being oprressed fo rmonths.

because i am lying.

because i am delusional.

because i am out of touch with reality.

these are teh people who thank you for hosting a forum by using it to inform people what is right. and how youa re very wrong.

these are teh people who demand they get their way.

these, are the alpha's, teh better people by definition.

these are the people who would tell you what a discordian is, andcertainly what it isn't

and if you don't like drama,then you're definitely not a discordian.

because of of course i am a liar.

i am a meth head.

i am delusional, and a smear campaigner.

i tell you what you may and may not do.

and i jump on you and follow you avcorss the interent to remind you that i am always right and you are always wrong.

remeber that, but msot of all, remember i am a liar.

good night, and good riddance.


ps, mgt, don't forget to sell teh forums to turd, i think he'd make a fine admin. really.

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Literate Chaotic / last night

« on: October 31, 2005, 03:38:42 am »

while you were out with soem hawt babes, i was hanging out with one fo the most annyoing people on earth, helping some freinds drink his beer and smoke his weed while pwning everyone in halo. the level design is shit, and despite never having played it before, nobody killed me for for a good half hour. they were playing drinking games, but i don't play thsoe things,so i jsut kept taking double shooters of whatever gawdawful whiskey that fool doug likes. of course i've been out of practice, so after soem gumbo, ad way too many shots, i floated home. i actualyl don't remember teh truip home, btu i do remember the gumbo takign it's revenge on my toilet when i go tback in.

all in all teh highlight fo the night was a shared w00t! among the 3 of us as we loaded up blood gulch. too bad you're stuck witha  stupid fuckin rpg, and the warthog is a piece of shit.

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Or Kill Me / think for yourself schmuck

« on: October 20, 2005, 06:09:16 am »

...it's your own trip so be my guest but please be advised that there is a warnign on that one...
-soem guy during woodstock. allegedly.



think for yoruself shmuck

-or-

you took to much too much man youo took to much man too much ...chew on a pineal gland...
- fear and loathign right inside yoru own skull.

-or-

...buy the ticket, take the trip...
-hst, on soemthing i forget.


So you've read the principia discordia and immidiately dismissed it as bullshit. you're hating on everyone who calls themselves a discordian or hangs out at discordian websites, encluding yoruself, because you hate hypocrites and you hate yourself.

or because you suck at life mroe than you suck at whatever it is you're currently deluding yoruself into beleiving your good at. or whatever.
if you're not on what 'm on a bout don't worry, neither am i. nevertheless, you've missed the mso timportant truth of th eprincipia discordia, which will not be revealed here. you'll have to find that one yoruself.

easy for you to say! you don't REALLY know. there probaly is no secret! it's all busllhit!

maybe, but mayb eit didn't make you giggle the first read through, or tantalize the ol thinking processes jsut a bit. maybe it didn't start a slow but cascading, and eventually catalcysmic reaction inyour brain chemeistry  that eventually resulted in being liek an arrow shto straigh tto hell.
that's a metaphysical metaphor btw, for teh direction one's life is sent when one starts opening one's eyes and lookign about.

iinvariably, the variables will completely fuckign confuse you. mr mother fuckign mammamoto's nose? who teh fuck cares who ate it? his brother mr momamotoa te it? no correction,  it was in fact mr. mamamoto who ate his own nose. or was it hsi brothers? and you drink coffeee for teh temperature and the sweetness of the sugar adn ceam, not the flavour. obviously. even if cold coffee is disgusting, frapacino's aside, consider that that damned pink bopok that you hide everytime someone comes over, (or possibly have long ago hidden or destroyed, preferably shat upon then  burnt) did tickle your head just a bit. maybe you still consider what hte answer may b eto the mathematical propostition forwarded in one aspect of the book which i do not care to reference by page number nor by paragraph title, if one should exist.

consider that for all teh half truths, and lies, outright, obsecene and admitted to underneath, but in juxtapostion(maybe, i forget- fuck it) to the allegedy lie blasphemy or urgings to porcreate your own species or that of otheer species, was not only a gag, but a badly planned shit disturber for th efrotnal lobe of that lovely sub molecular machine encased in that thick skull fo yours.

there is a 700 word limit
-the rules

i don't know i fi'm coming clsoe here or not, but let's say i've repealed the law that bind men and women together and keep tehm apart for the moment, and then sell the word limit into human slavery. consider that we are not only not free, but we are each destined, fated even to ahve to make teh choices we make, lament tha this is not how it's sposed top be and curse free choice. this is teh predestination we are dmaned with. this is yoru mother speaking.

you see we are not anymore alive than a car or a motehrfucking toaster is alive. we are machines. you coudl say we are the cadilac, the mercedes benz of real ultimate power, the ultimate species which controls all of us robots, the genome.

if you obey justice, move zig
-katz

this monster of a motherfucker is so unliek and alien to understanding in terms of thinking, reporducing , and doing whatever it is that they/it/she/he yo momma! does, that you will undoubtedly have better luck proving the existence of wmd's in iraq, that aliens control teh jewish nazi bankers which paid the republican party to crash that plane into the wtc on september eleventh whatever the fuck year it was, and the existence of god and his or her or whaetver gender specification yor prefer and the damn things direct interevention into our lives on a daily basis, including the horror that is touched by an angel(WEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!)


so if i may digress, and get abck to teh matter before us, we are here, wherever we may be temporally, we aare here in this place, these forums, digitally, how we came here? probaly looking for someone to talk abotu this damend book, teh principia discordia. alot of us by now have realized that there's not much to it, and have added. some of us have felt slieghted by this inanimate object, bound in pink or yellow, and have sought to tear it down. others, simply come fo rthe cookies and pie. who are we to judge or strike them down?

talk about jesus christ as if you know the reasons why, and he did it all for you... - perfect circle

you see if jesus did come up in this motehrfucker, hed be like i forgive you, and then he'd use hsi uber powers of wrathfulness to turn us into dust, for the bible tells me so. either way, no one gets otu of here alive. so greet death smiling, and blow that ol whore a kiss. she's only doing her job like 9 out of every ten cops on the beat. get over it. we're all hurtlnig through space on this motehrfucking rock tryign to figure out double yoo tee eff is goign on, how to get ahead, for ebtter or worse, at our own expense or others. this is the tao, there's no getting around it, no confinining it further than the confinement already imposed by the soup we  swim through daily, and the time we're condemend to serve here, by our jailor, the universe. damanable as it mayu be, wether you beelive in i tor not, it is the way it is, adn that' sjst how it is. bitch and whine, it doesnt' give a damn, not because it's cruel, or mena, but because it simply is what it is.

"The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignore, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. the psychologist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots. -robert anton wilson writing as hagbard celine in the illuminatus trilogy.


there is no maybe anywhere.

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Or Kill Me / the inner doctrine

« on: September 24, 2005, 03:54:28 am »

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did he give you the word jubella?

no i cut out his toungue wnd burned his eyes with phsphur, btu he did not speak the word

many of us here would be members of the so called pd.com cabal, a community with an absentee episkopos, and a pentatiate of of powers. there is no criteria for members hip save for the first trial.

which is ever on going,maybe.

so i introduce to you the inner doctrine of teh outter circle.

there are among us the masters of this, and who we are is unknownm, perhaps even unto our own selves. and this is, so shall it be.

initiate
adept
justified
illuminate
master

are the five levels to this conspiracy.

am nto teh founder, but merely a poor sage who prefers teh brown path.

you may coem unto me and declare your will tobe master, and yet if you aren't lo i shall el oh el unto you. maybe.

for my words are silence.

it's not ture unless you laugh george, adn you don't understand it until you cry.

there is but one who is known to be adept. he has shown himself to have passed the first trial. unless i am lying.

perhaps i or the other masters, will stoop to show others as such, or unto the lower levels. or not. where you stand is often unimportant, do not hasten your climb by vexing yourself over such trivialities.

it is largely inconsequential.

we will stick apart adn work together, for this is the tao.

i say again, you may if you wish, fall unto yoruself to hear if you are higher than an adept, but lo, it is better to know, than it is to wonder aloud.
you might be surprised.

the masters illuminate and accepted among us, may not pass here often, and yet, they aare of the outside inside.

speak in silence, and do not grovel. for what i say unto you three times is a convincing argument(the secret of this is apparent).

so as it is written rings the divison bell. reverse doplar here sings the toll.


edit: i changed a name of the one of hte imaginary titles to "justified" from accepted.

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Principia Discussion / ATTN: ignore malaclypse the tertiary

« on: September 17, 2005, 04:06:45 pm »

he's presumes that he's bette rthan you because as a newbie stranger to these forums, he pontificated and told you how to behave and you called him names for it, which, is very childish!

you don't know his work, or anythign abotu him, so therefore he is in every position to tell you what to say or read, because you don't have the mental capacity to do it for yourself!

he will tell us what WE need, but he not of us. he is a stranger we know nothign about!

he will imply that post count is mroe than occasional amusement for us, despite obvious evidence to the contrary!


he will say, our ritulaistic and time honoured initiation into the pd.com cabal is discoruragement, and yet you have stuck around! OMFG! DID YOU IGNORE THE ROGER TO STICK AROUND?


remember tho WE ARE BULLIES! so says teh stranger who i snew and no one knows!


this will reconvened at poee.co.uk. because fuckin hate being told i'm immoral by some cunt ass moralsitic dick eating contest champion.

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Literate Chaotic / story name - sketch

« on: September 15, 2005, 08:51:22 pm »

starting a rough sketch on a series of short stories i'd liek to write.

these are a handful of charachters i've given some thought too.
charachters:

the blind man(no name as yet)- the last warrior of a nation destoryed by the saints of(?) he wears a blind fold at all times as part of his cutlure's elite military tradition. he favours a singlesword, but is exceptionally skilel din hand to hand and becomes quickly familiar with any weapon he picks up. quiet and severe eh speaks little but is serious when doing so.probaly the main charchter otuside of the story teller. tirlessly seeks revenge agains the saints who razed his nation whole.

the frmer hero. (no name as yet) formerly the local hero in the town of falstem, as well respected as one whow oudl put himself befor eothers, but after giving his sword to the saints upon their arival became locally hated and became an alcohilic while his fellow townsfolk were slaughtered by the saints frequets teh bar in which the story teller works. joins the party secretly seeking a way to redeem hismelf, tho redemption may not be as it seems.

the brother - younger sybling whoa lways stood int eh shadow of the former hero, he pledged his sword to the saints and helped butcher his own townsfolk. it is him in particular whom teh story teller seeks her revenge.

the gnome and hte tall man - met by the party neart the twon where the wizard's tower is. although amialble an dgood humoured onjteh surface these two have ulterior agendas and join the party for convenience. the gnome is armed with a sword breaker and sticks of dynamite, alogn with a flintlock of his own design. the tall man armed with several flintlock pistolsalong with a long dagger whch can be affixed to teh barrel  of his specially designed flintlick rifle, with which he boasts the ability to hit any mark at 1000 yeards.

the boy magician - born with a gift and orphaed at a young age, the local wisman/wopman pleads with the blind man to take in the young boy so he can fulfill his destiny. he can throw fireballs by pointing at somethin, but he wants tolearn the sword. very severe boyof 14 or 15 ish(maybe16??)

the elf knight - met by th eblind man after being seperated from teh rest of the party whiel fleeing a saints patrol. he dreams of seeing the world outside his isolated elven village, and has trained with swords and bow for over a century. reticent in the elven way but considered a joker amonng elves. he befriends and join the blind man on hsi quest because he is curious about what coudl drive a man so far.

the elf sorceress - a freind fothe elf knight, she is very young for an elf, jsut 50. saves the life of the blind man by distracting the saints leading htem away after he is injured, she is the object of an obscure elf prophecy and believes th eblind man is key in fulfilling it. she keeps her relatively novice powers hidden and utilizes a bow or spear instead.

the story teller- meets ht eblidn man in teh first village(falstem) and begs that he let her coem with him as she has nothing left and cannot stand to live there anymore. he agrees and hten later asks if she would trade her lfie for vengeance. she doesn't knwo what to say but later tells him she would and he begins training her in combat.

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Or Kill Me / The Law of the Internet.

« on: September 05, 2005, 09:58:57 pm »

The Law of the Internet.
or
SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!

I apologize in advance as my secretary's assitant's janitor's apprentice forgot the diagrams for today's presentation.

Law #5- All "women" you meet on the internet are really 16 year old boys and 40 year old men.

Law #4- All your base are belong to us!

Law #3 The internet is shit.

Law #2 The internet is only for pr0n. any pretence to the contrary is a cover for a pr0nography addiction, and the affected user pried away from their computer- if possible.

Law #1: if you read it on the internet, you know it's true.

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Or Kill Me / the most important lesson you need to kbow

« on: September 05, 2005, 05:02:05 pm »

abotu america.

listen to the beatle's i am the walrus and wait until the near the end when it switches to musicale concrete(the sampless bit> and you will fidn yourself at the center of what became of the great republicwhy it went there and why it deserves to be as such.
oh i'll quote too.

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like pigs from a gun look how they run.

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Or Kill Me / the hwole of thelaw shalt be

« on: September 03, 2005, 08:39:12 pm »

speak for thyself!

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Or Kill Me / Imperial writ

« on: August 31, 2005, 06:18:32 pm »

as Emperor of canada and protector of cuba(since a few years back! lol), and grand vizier in exile of liechtenstein(almost a full yeasr now, and stikll no response to our diplomatic packages from teh corrupt and evil regime of evil an dwweapon o fmass destructon!-probaly)i hereby declare the vast membership of these fora to be moranis dumbassinus eroticus(that latter becaus i'm, feeling horny) in ternit or until the internet starts eating small children to app-ease it's voracious appetite for inconsequential figurative posturing.

carry on with god's speed on your work gentlemen and ladies.



terry schiavo lives!

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Or Kill Me / if you think you know what i'm on about this past week

« on: August 27, 2005, 04:03:07 pm »

think again.


and use that fuckin noggen.

cancel your prejudices and preconceptions and try to,using multiple pov method, figure out a number of conclusions based ont eh given evidence.

if you can't com eup with more than five (if you try) they you = moran and terry schiavo is still alive motherfuckers!

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Or Kill Me / if you don't get what i'm on abotu this past week

« on: August 27, 2005, 07:48:46 am »

then you're not listening to what i'm not saying.

use that fuckin noggen already.