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Or Kill Me / Rant 149: Can You Do That?

« on: December 08, 2005, 09:47:33 am »

also, we stopped quoting Tool songs in 1998.

just saying.

Was that what he was doing?

I don't know. I listen to Tool never.

it's highly appropriate. unforunately.

i seem to recall someone ranting about a waste of potential, and yet i see those that complained so greatly about other's wastes, that they did not see the encoruagement of others to do worse than waste, but to revert...


america being 6th is a bit of a surprise. then again, murder isn't necessarily the best indicator for citizens turning on each other. i'm sure the crappy laws aren't the only reason the land of the free imprisoned more of it's own people than soviet russia during the cold war.


nto to say all american s are vile, or that you favour citizens turning on each other as a symptom of your own conciously chosen ignornance of what is right outside your own front doors. it's the small things that add up.

that show your mettle.
that speak volume without you whispering a word.

i hope i am not so, as i see some of you.

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Or Kill Me / Is anybody besides me seriously disappointed with

« on: December 08, 2005, 09:39:22 am »

maybe you should do somethign abotu it, instead of blaming others for it.


certainly, if you prefer a world iwth giant mutant abominations and doctor dooms then you shoudl labour to make some.


on the other hand, THEY want you to believe and day dream in these make believe fantasy worlds, because it keeps you maleable in Their grasp.

i love the blinding light fo the silver screen.
it's phosphourous sheen
takes all my worries away.
there is no death nor starving
no famine or disease
in my dreams.
godamn it i love the silver screen.

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Or Kill Me / Rant 149: Can You Do That?

« on: December 07, 2005, 10:40:47 pm »

yes. the highest murder rate in teh world, which makes many war torn countries look quite safe is the highest form of freedom of expression.


my right to kill my neighbor is protected under the first ammendment.



this is fantastic. really. in a very sad sort of way.

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Or Kill Me / Rant 149: Can You Do That?

« on: December 07, 2005, 10:24:30 pm »

y'all live in america. citizens turn on each other ever hour of every day.


blind deaf and dumb, and born to follow. gwb is america's saviour. just not in the way you expect. just as the emo elite is this forum'ss aviour. just not in the way you expect. only when every word is filtered to another, will you begin to understand. maybe. but probaly not.

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Or Kill Me / fred durst lives here

« on: December 03, 2005, 10:50:17 am »

i've had this song stuck in my head last coupel weeks. i think it's pretty funny. alot of irony to it. a decade of fuckign shit up, of shitting your hate. teh natural progression is to turn to jesus and stop thinking. or forget the jesus part and stop thinking. and of coruse the reaction to that is to burn it all down. you're unhappy, so you have to do your best to fuck up the shit for at the very least your neighbors.

Its just one a those days when you dont wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
You dont really know why, but you wanna justify
Rrippin someones head off
No human contact, and if you interact your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker
Its just wanna those days

REFRAIN:
Its all about the he said she said bull shit
I think you better quit, lettin shit slip
Or youll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he said she said bull shit
I think you better quit, talkin that shit

Its just one a those days
Feelin like a fraight train
First one to complain, leaves with a blood stain
Damn right, Im a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz im fuckin up your program
And if you feel stuck up, you just mucked up
Next in line to get ffucked up,
Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker
Its just one of those days

REFRAIN

So come and get it

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cuz right now Im dangerous
We've all felt like shit,been treated like shit
All those mother fuckers
That wanna step up

I hope you know im like a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
Aand if my day keeps goin this way I just might
Break something tonight (2X)
Im like a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin this way I just might
Break your fuckin face tonight

Gimmie somethin to break (3X)

How bout your fuckin face

I hope you know Im like a chainsaw (what)
A chainsaw (what)
A mother fuckin chainsaw (what)

So come and get it

REFRAIN

So come and get it

so get out there and do something. do anything. especially if it's breakign shit. because this is the orthodox better by definition discordioxy. this is the we participate in cookies and pie and then call everyone else down for it discorthodoxy. this is the i fanyone else but the Approved memberships of the anti elite non clique(sorry not taking applications for membership at this time) 169% TROOF SO BRING A BAGGY FOR YUOR TEEF! IAWTC and we've heard it all before and again and repeatedly and soem of us find it sad how you manage to sucker a enw sucker, and old sucker, the girl who hates the drama and joins int eh lynch mob and the guy who starts the shit and blames everyone else for dragging it out. because there's no reason not to be cool. there's no reason not to be on our bandwagon. and when you speak, it's for the whole forum, and when you speak it's Truth. and when you speak it is the song of saints on thei rmartyrdom. liek jesus, only bitter old and not all like jesus. unless of course, jesus treated his apostles like toys, he urged people to disurb shit for the sake of disturbing shit. because Discordian is un compromisingly the epotmy of the above song. yes, it's jsut one fo those days. yes, you are blind and deaf and dumb and born to follow. what you need is some one strong to guide you like...


well, if you don't know who wants to be your shepherd, then why do you beck at his call? afraid to be a mehum. afraid the lynh mob will roll you over? or somehow convinced that you're not doing what you're doing?


if youdon't mind, take a good look around. let it settle. do some thinking abotu it. not all at once. leave iton teh backburner. or don't take a day. or a week. or whatever. don't over do it, but give it soem time. some consideration. look at it form some angles.

remember, people who pay to know what they REALLY think, are called scientologists.

The people who tell people what they REALLY think are called subgenii.

be very afraid to be a mehum. be anything, but do not be yourself. and especially, do it at the expense of others. this is the golden path.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Do you like games?

« on: December 03, 2005, 10:28:07 am »

Do you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...

what you want and what you need...


people are so much better than dolls aren't they roger? i mean your dollies don't mind being treated as toys. people might not even acknowledge it. this is a sure sign they're ignorant putrid ignorant morons, worthy of your scorn.

lucky for this tin soldier, for all the dolls in the place, we have you to play with us. what will roger's imagination come up with next?


probaly the same old shit from two weeks ago. from two months ago.. etc.

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Sermon 31: Shit Your Hate, or You Will DIE!

« on: December 03, 2005, 10:22:34 am »

TGRR,
Never gets sick of playing with His toys.

Best part is, she walks around acting like the wronged innocent, and then pretends she didn't say what she just said.

Yes Mother.

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Or Kill Me / "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."

« on: December 03, 2005, 10:16:15 am »

stooping down to the mehums again eh?


what have you done lately to break the machine?


oh wait, you're it's muscle...



 lol?

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Or Kill Me / Rant 148: Why We Do This

« on: December 02, 2005, 01:01:55 am »

why is it always rich white people?

are rich black people and rich red people and rich indyans and rich yellow people and rich cossacks any less evil?

is bollywood any less corrupt and dirty under the covers than hollywood?

the white man's burden is paying our fathers' debts.

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Aneristic Illusions / Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner

« on: December 01, 2005, 08:57:44 pm »

\
it is all as i have foreseen. let's throw some more children on the bbq!


oddly, despite being against gay marriage and legalized marijuana, he still gets my vote as well.

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Or Kill Me / Rant 147: Changing The World

« on: November 30, 2005, 08:06:33 am »

because i'm reading it whenever i take a shit and i happen to think it's soem what relevant to changing the world..

illuminatus trilogy. the historical film on atlantean history shown to joe malik after the plastic nude martini party. gruad became impatient, and decided that antlantis in all it's wickedness must be destroyed.... so on and so forth. pg ~455ish i believe off hand. an apt parable.


"all my life i have despised tradition. and now i despise innovation as well."
- i forget, leader of the party of nothingness.

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Or Kill Me / The Anti-rant Rant

« on: November 30, 2005, 06:23:52 am »

Sometimes people write stuff that I like a lot, but I don't know what to say, so I end up not saying anything. I suspect that actually happens a lot around here.  But in the future I won't do that anymore because it makes me sad that people are sad when there's no response.

to be honest i do the same. lol.

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Or Kill Me / Holy shit, did I just write a rant?

« on: November 29, 2005, 06:43:15 pm »

pretty good, oh nameless wonder
i'd give it a 90
has a beat and you can dance to it

i jsut liked it for the half nekkid chicks in teh video.

<-- dant dance to save his life.

t's like, i don't know how to act.
it's like my fatal 100 class just flunked my ass.
it's like, i've been keanu reeves' understudy for the past year and a half.
it's like i look like a member of the 90210 cast.
it's like, i'm oj saying, "yeah, i'mma find those killers fast."
it's like i'm nemo saying, "yeah, i'm serious, i'm gonna get your cash."
it's like i'm trying to cover up my pain with laughs.
see, me and irony, we go way back.
you could keep us exchanging insults and snaps on 8-track.
but once the laughter dies down, i'm always the one who has to face the fact,
and finding method in his madness. it's like a needle in a haystack.
a needle, take that! looking, good one.

ya know what, irony, i've come to the realization that laughter ain't the best medicine.
it's just the primitive form of novacaine.
this kid is to live long and know the pain.
so while substances float through the veins of my father to control his brain,
i'm resistant from the xs etched on my back, written sober and plain.
i'mma go to your grave before i die, at least one time, i promise.
but to be honest,
i'm just not ready for the punchline.

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Or Kill Me / The power of WORD

« on: November 29, 2005, 06:38:52 pm »

_____?

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Or Kill Me / The Anti-rant Rant

« on: November 29, 2005, 06:38:31 pm »

x10!

and i agree. i admit i tend to be a bti disappointed when no feedback appears in teh reply box of my articles.