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Or Kill Me / I HAD A DREAM

« on: November 28, 2005, 09:12:15 pm »

maybe you were going about it the wrong way?

maybe you missed through all the singing and laughter, the... ?


oh unless of coruse. you are Teh One. the One prophesied to blah blah blah.


fuck it forget it. burn it.

I suggest you read it again, if you think that's what I was on about.

OTOH, if you were just executing a preprogrammed response to be a prick, then good job.

"...damn. I guess I really WAS the only one."

kind of stood out as a prevailing theme in the article...


i agree totally what with bella said. as well as with what cain said.


again i say, what seems innefectual, sometimes has the greatest effect. the smallest thigns often have the most lasting effects.

a stone dropped in the pond...

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Or Kill Me / I HAD A DREAM

« on: November 28, 2005, 08:22:32 pm »

maybe you were going about it the wrong way?

maybe you missed through all the singing and laughter, the... ?


oh unless of coruse. you are Teh One. the One prophesied to blah blah blah.


fuck it forget it. burn it.

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Literate Chaotic / Porn Mad Libs (warning: slightly squicky. Potentially NWS.)

« on: November 28, 2005, 07:27:41 am »

oh the brutality.

i'm gonna order a pizza! :P

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Or Kill Me / MUFFIN PANTS SEXXORS

« on: November 28, 2005, 07:11:35 am »

Fred doesn't need correcting. Just saying.

 8)

100% agree.

in fact you coudl say she is the oen correcting the english language

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Or Kill Me / Re: MUFFIN PANTS SEXXORS

« on: November 28, 2005, 02:11:31 am »

this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn’t want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn’t please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye

Corrected

This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn’t want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn’t please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.

kthxbye

you forgot capitilization and  syntax

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 27, 2005, 10:33:02 pm »

dont pwnage have something to do with style too?

yes, and that's why the time when against a team of awp whores, when i bought an awp and kept dying and my bud woudl runin and grab teh awp then hide untilt he round was over was still pwnage. mostly for style points mind, yet...

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 27, 2005, 07:30:13 pm »

Pwn is a state of mind, not a statement of reality. The enemy in pwned in spirit before he ever is pwned in body.

The Book of Five Pwns, not available in any book shops whatsoever.

pwnage has little to do with internet forums and everythign to do with video games. pwnage is a triple headshot using one bullet from a scout in counterstrike. pwnage is having only a sidearm, a knife and a nade, with all your team down, and taking out an entire team full of awpers.

as an aside, i've done both. :P

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Bring and Brag / I made a movie.

« on: November 27, 2005, 09:25:53 am »

lol

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 26, 2005, 06:22:53 am »

Somebody in this thread has a martyr complex, and I'm not neccessarily talking about Cole or LHX. Just sayin'.

you were talking about the baron then? on that consideration, i also voicd my suspicion that he was eric...

also don't kid yourself. i'm not blind or deaf or dumb. an apology soon recrossed isnt' worth the bandwicth it's transmitted through.

regardless, not sure i want anythign from you. thinking might be nice. if you would please.

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Or Kill Me / PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

« on: November 26, 2005, 04:12:42 am »

turd saved me the trouble.

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Or Kill Me / I don't exist

« on: November 26, 2005, 04:10:59 am »

machine grind dream?

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Or Kill Me / I don't exist

« on: November 26, 2005, 03:59:28 am »

The motion has developed constipation.

Also, didn't you say you wanted the Mgt to delete your account Horab?

i did.

i hope she still does.


if i were roger, i spose i would blame her slack for me being here today.

but i am not, am not, and it wouldn't have stopped me anyway.

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Or Kill Me / I don't exist

« on: November 26, 2005, 03:35:47 am »

she is not here solely for your amusement.


she is not your toy.

stop treating her like she is.

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Or Kill Me / PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

« on: November 26, 2005, 03:34:11 am »

at first, i thought these declarations were a joke...


what a fool i was.

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 26, 2005, 03:32:38 am »

It's almost like they're fucking with us...

you are among the worst offenders.

no one here is your toy, anymore than anyone here is roger's toy, or turd's toy.

no one here is for you to rate their "funnay"