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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality

« on: April 29, 2023, 03:34:20 am »

Hey, Fallenkezef.

Hey buddy.

Did you think you could just sneak anti-fascism into your list of fucked up bigotries and exploitations? Did you think that no one would notice that?

Did you think no one would notice your attempt to diminish the /actual real genocidal actions/ being taken against trans people among all of this? Or that you tried to pretend like slavery and colonialism ended when they /provably/ have not?

Oh. Also. Did you think that we would forget you made incredibly fucked up statements and never fucking provided your promised responses to push-back against your weird eugenics-flavored views?



I will not roll over for people like you. I will not lay down and take it like a fucking dog while the boot steps down. I will not accept minimizing and shrugging off and the damn-near denial of provable real factual political reality in the real world we really live in, right now, visible with your own fucking eyeballs. And neither should anyone else.

You're trying to poison /my/ queer siblings with the idea that there's nothing to do but shrug and give the fuck up, that eventually it will all get better if we ignore it, and we'll probably survive because it's not that bad, after all, some few people survived much worse historical situations! You're trying to infect them with inaction and hopelessness and self-doubt with your insipid fucking claims. And I will not abide that behavior.

You are not an ally, you're a pseudo-centrist jackal trying to sap all the will and urgency out of scared, marginalized people, for whatever fucking reason. You're preying on people getting hammered with self-doubt and societal hatred and being disenfranchised out of all aspects of life on a scale unseen in the Anglosphere in almost 100 years. You're an opportunist, a scavenger, a fucking vulture, and whatever identity you think makes you share our struggle, you're not with us.

You aren't queer.

You're a turncoat, if you were ever in any kind of community with us at all. You're a snake. You're a traitor, and the time where I have any sympathy for traitors and sell-outs is long since past. You are not welcome. You will never be welcome again, if you ever were.

Get fucked.

That's nice dear

Well, aren't you just a condescending cunt?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality

« on: April 29, 2023, 03:33:57 am »

Getting some real Wolfpoet vibes tbh.

ETA: It's not impossible that there's two ex-Catholic Norse Pagan Bisexuals who hold right wing views, share that story about prostitute hygiene that comes up when you google his username, and hold an interest in Discordian forums.

But it would be a strange coincidence.

There is no end to that sort, no matter how many condoms you sell.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: April 29, 2023, 03:33:07 am »

People used to die of abscessed teeth all the time.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality

« on: April 27, 2023, 03:49:47 am »

Google his screen name.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality

« on: April 27, 2023, 03:46:47 am »

Hey, Fallenkezef.

Hey buddy.

Did you think you could just sneak anti-fascism into your list of fucked up bigotries and exploitations? Did you think that no one would notice that?

Did you think no one would notice your attempt to diminish the /actual real genocidal actions/ being taken against trans people among all of this? Or that you tried to pretend like slavery and colonialism ended when they /provably/ have not?

Oh. Also. Did you think that we would forget you made incredibly fucked up statements and never fucking provided your promised responses to push-back against your weird eugenics-flavored views?



I will not roll over for people like you. I will not lay down and take it like a fucking dog while the boot steps down. I will not accept minimizing and shrugging off and the damn-near denial of provable real factual political reality in the real world we really live in, right now, visible with your own fucking eyeballs. And neither should anyone else.

You're trying to poison /my/ queer siblings with the idea that there's nothing to do but shrug and give the fuck up, that eventually it will all get better if we ignore it, and we'll probably survive because it's not that bad, after all, some few people survived much worse historical situations! You're trying to infect them with inaction and hopelessness and self-doubt with your insipid fucking claims. And I will not abide that behavior.

You are not an ally, you're a pseudo-centrist jackal trying to sap all the will and urgency out of scared, marginalized people, for whatever fucking reason. You're preying on people getting hammered with self-doubt and societal hatred and being disenfranchised out of all aspects of life on a scale unseen in the Anglosphere in almost 100 years. You're an opportunist, a scavenger, a fucking vulture, and whatever identity you think makes you share our struggle, you're not with us.

You aren't queer.

You're a turncoat, if you were ever in any kind of community with us at all. You're a snake. You're a traitor, and the time where I have any sympathy for traitors and sell-outs is long since past. You are not welcome. You will never be welcome again, if you ever were.

Get fucked.

Maybe he just likes fascists.   

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: April 23, 2023, 04:47:33 am »

Robyn, former admin of PD, passed away on August 13 of 2022.

wahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP

Where the hell have you been?

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: April 21, 2023, 02:18:07 am »

Today, at work:

Me:  "Tom, I know that I said all of that addressing would take 3 days."

Tom:  "Um"

Me:  "And here you did it in 10 hours.  AND found the vacuum leak."

Tom:  "Uh...Boss"

Me:  "So here's a positive letter for your file..."

Tom:  *waving a hand up*

Me:  *ignoring the hand* "AND you get tomorrow off with pay, AND here's a $500 bonus."

Tom:  "UM"

Me:  "Take the wife out to dinner or something.  Anyway, excellent work."

Tom:  "UHHH"

Me:  "What is it, man?"

Tom:  "My name is Mike."

Me:  *scratches name out on letter, writes "Rob" over it*  "There, all fixed."

And that, my friends, is how positive reinforcement works.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality

« on: April 20, 2023, 04:45:50 am »

Spite makes Eris smile.  It's not a healthy smile, but it still counts.

Fuck the humans.  Nobody likes those guys.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: April 18, 2023, 02:45:37 am »

Hello, spags.
It feels to me like we're accelerating into the technological singularity, and I was just stopping by to see what the general mood was here.
Are the panties fully knotted, and buttholes puckered?

I've been cheering it on, really.

Hal was way better company than you goddamn simians.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: April 18, 2023, 02:42:31 am »

Newton-meters? Newton? Meters? Dok. Dok. Wake the fuck up. SNAP OUT OF IT.

It's Joules, man. Joules!

Anyway that is the best win-win-win ever conceived of.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton-metre

The unit is also used less commonly as a unit of work, or energy, in which case it is equivalent to the more common and standard SI unit of energy, the joule.

We use NMs because no matter how many times you say "joules" the neckbeards in engineering spend a half hour sniggering.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: April 14, 2023, 03:05:51 am »

So, meeting with client and vendor.

Vendor's engineer:  "So this is capable of 10,000 foot-pounds of pressure, and..."

Me:  "What the fuck did you just say?"

Vendor's engineer:  "I said..."

Me:  "You said foot-pounds, like a Goddamn savage.  Like a benighted heathen, reveling in your primitive bullshit.  Around HERE, we use PROPER units.  Newton-Meters.  Like civilized human beings."

*Client GM and Ops dude grab my arms and start pulling me out of the room*

Me:  "And ANOTHER THING..."

*door closes*

*scene causes the vendor to drop their unit price by 15% in desperation*

*Client offers me a job*

*I accept*

*No more going to Goddamn Little Rock or Akron*

This is how shit gets managed, downtown.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: April 12, 2023, 04:26:58 am »

Stage 4 cancer.

There seems to be some confusion regarding the exact date.

August was when the memorial went up, but the gofundme for her illness was still up in October.

Her relationship with Liam and their eventual marriage seemed happy enough, so she at least had that.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: April 09, 2023, 05:20:39 am »

Robyn, former admin of PD, passed away on August 13 of 2022.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: April 06, 2023, 04:27:39 am »

It's not every day that you get to work on something completely new.  Like, never been done before by anyone.

Relax, America.  We're going to solve everything with SCIENCE.

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Apple Talk / Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?

« on: April 04, 2023, 02:36:23 am »

I should take a moment to apologize to literally everyone, but I won't.

I haven't the foggiest idea what we're talking about, but I consider it bad form to apologize for anything you've done intentionally.

When The Mgt apologizes, The Mgt is saying he's gonna do it again.