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Or Kill Me / Re: I've been thinking about death a lot lately
« on: November 05, 2006, 09:48:11 pm »
This rant wasn't about getting sympathy, though I appreciate it.  I guess the end wasn't as forceful as the beginning.  I was trying to ask, what would you do if the end times came nigh?  I already said what I'd do.

I'd start doing all the things I wanted to but didn't because of consequences.

It strikes me, Felix, that you could still do this now, you know.  Maybe not in larger scales but on small scales, at least...

Or Kill Me / Re: I've been thinking about death a lot lately
« on: November 05, 2006, 09:47:39 pm »
I don't know you very well, RBG, but I, too, am sorry for your loss.  Hopelessness grabs me by the throat a lot.  I just took a 12-hour roundtrip to see my dad at a prison the cons dub as "Camp Snoopy."  I'd like to pretend taking my 6 and 8 year old to see their grampa in prison is what makes me crave "the end of all ends," but I was pretty fucking suicidal before that.

I'm babbling now, but really, if it weren't for my two kids, I probably would be either on drugs in a mental facility or dead.  I've fantasized about offing myself way too often for my own good.

If the endtimes come...I'll go down dancing.  I'll try to celebrate what I already have and haven't appreciated enough.  I think that's one thing that hits home when I have to drive away, leaving my dad rotting.  That I don't appreciate the air I breathe in "freedom" enough...and neither did he before he got into that place.

Or Kill Me / Re: Just Fucking KILL ME.
« on: November 05, 2006, 09:37:19 pm »
*is starting to think "modern culture" is a contradiction in terms*

Nicely said, TGRR!

Literate Chaotic / Re: Fear and Loathing on the Internet
« on: November 01, 2006, 09:06:04 pm »
 :-D  That was GREAT!!!!

Bring and Brag / Re: So we carved our pumpkins today and...
« on: October 31, 2006, 10:17:10 pm »
Awesomely artful mangling of pumpkin flesh ITT.  (and great looking tatts, too!)

I'm off to mutilate some squashes m'self.

Happy ghouling, PD.

Bring and Brag / Re: Round about the middle of my life
« on: October 26, 2006, 08:10:38 pm »
Wow.  That was awesome.   Thank you for sharing that.

Or Kill Me / Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #49
« on: October 25, 2006, 04:54:50 am »
One of the more rousing speeches of late, TGRR.  10/10, mittens, and thanks for the punch to the gutz!

Or Kill Me / Re: Rev Roger, Missive #2: The TROOF!
« on: October 20, 2006, 05:54:37 am »
Wow.  *feels punched in the gut*

Guess you did good, again, Rog.  Bravo.

Or Kill Me / Re: I have a Nightmare.....
« on: October 19, 2006, 05:23:51 pm »
I do not wish it that serious people take the reins of a serious movement. It is not what these serious times need.

That is all.

You sure he wasn't saying it doesn't matter if you're serious or not, you simply won't be taken that way anyway?

Hm.  I wonder what the good rev would make of that.  It's a good point, Felix.  I'm just not sure if he meant it the way you have taken it.

Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: October 19, 2006, 05:21:03 pm »
Its the tattoo on that cat's arm - always gets the boys around here wound up.

That's why Salazar was so fucking popular.

*misses Enrico waaay more than she should*

But thanks for the heads up...

Or Kill Me / Re: I have a Nightmare.....
« on: October 19, 2006, 03:44:38 am »
Wow, RWHN.  Your fire-in-the-belly quotient is up, WAY up this month, eh?

Awesomely said.  Very astute.  You know your peeps, that's for sure.

Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: October 15, 2006, 07:30:14 pm »
ofuk, forums ruined

Surely I do NOT have THAT much power.

Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: October 15, 2006, 02:53:45 am »
Now, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Robert Anton Wilson...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here: , where he can make all the proclamations he himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times. 

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...


Hm.  Bet these still apply...

Otay.  Will comply.  :D

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