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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / PD experiences
September 07, 2018, 07:53:42 PM
1. when you are on a shit ton of forums that look the same... you start incohearently thinking every page is PD.
2. you accidently post something on one of the other sites when you thought you were on PD
3. you started cussing like normal some site...
5. you post something here and think you posted it there.
Bring and Brag / Anal Period's Sanguine Epiphany Status
September 07, 2018, 06:44:52 PM
Scheduled release Date: 05/23/2019
because 5+23+2019=2029 ... 20+29=49


o yeah here is the first song.
the subject says it all. (i was originally going to suggest a few others (Shania Twain's Man, I feel like a Woman, Celine Dion's My Heart will Go On, ABBA's Dancing Queen (which Dancing Queen was to pay homage for the cruelness of ABBA being all mean to The Justified Ancients of MuMu) or Whoever sings, What a Girl Wants... but they wouldn't fit.))


hold on i shall look up who did that song...

O, Christina Aguilera...


or you can pick something by Immortal. :D

(EDIT:  Sticky removed - dok)
i have no idea how to spell the word i was trying to say...

but first off, i shall cohearently explain the reason for my recent ab-sense...

1. i was working on music.
2. i lost phone connection for a bit...
3. i lost the website.
4. i ended up studying music like mad.
5. low hanging ceilings at the bottom of stairs are dangerous.

now to tell the story of what happened to my head.

Okay, so i was excited, my parents were leaving town for two days, so just after they left, i was enthuesed enough to hop down the stairs in a flamoyant manner. however the evil low hanging ceiling had other plans, and wanted to say "hi" to the top of my head, so after about a minute of being curled up into a ball yelling "OUCH! FUCK! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!" in some variation, i finally gathered enough courage to stand up, however, i went to the bathroom to see if anything went wrong since it clearly felt that i just experienced a scalping. However, it was the coolest scene ever, you know how like in anime when they get stabbed in the head or get destroyed by the enemy and blood sorta decides to make a river down the forehead and around the bridge of the nose into the lips and down the chin? well this was fascinating, but i had to deal with the blood defication. so my options were use a white towel and wrap around my head... use paper towels that were conviently placed their since my brother recently cleaned the bathroom... and toilet paper.

I decided that toilet paper would not be a great option, and the towel would get stained or saturated enough to turn into what ever colour the blood i was draining out... :O it was like a creamy red... so i ended up struggling to rip of a few sheets of paper towels, which they had a perfect plan to commit suicide into toilet water, but thanks to my quick reflexes i was able to catch the roll. The next hour or so, i felt like i was gonna bleed out, however, i ended up with anemia. and spent the rest of the weekend sitting nearly dead on the couch watching ghost adventures to hopefully summon ghosts or just randomly appear there... i don't know what i was thinking... however... i ended up watching the new power rangers movie... (well slightly new...)

The next day i ended up picking the scab, thankfully i have boosted my regeneration skill by about 3 levels in order to close the wound. I woke up with a really scary headache. you know the ones where if you suddenly get up the brain plots an evasion tactic to where it starts pushing against the skull screaming "LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

This persisted for the next few days, every time i would move, walk, or shit... the brain would think of a way to escape the head...

I feel better now, still anemic. :O my blood doesn't regenerate as fast as you humans does... it takes a month or so to completely gain the blood back... :O

it is possible i have not much blood left at all... due to the fact a bunch of it has kinda left the body... i have been tired a lot lately. But no worries. :D i am practically immortal... and hopefully i don't accidently turn into a vampire... :O that would suck...
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Time Travel
July 07, 2018, 08:16:03 PM
*suspicious eyes. i feel at least one of us is not a time traveller.

*nods, it has been found that our researchers at DLoSaS, that one of you (at least is not a time traveler. We have not pinpointed who you are. But this will be dealt with.

However if you come clean, we will be lenient with you. But if not... *manaically laughs,
Principia Discussion / How Discordian are you?
July 05, 2018, 12:25:12 PM

:fap: :argh!:

this way y'all know who you are dealing with... :D
...i am seriously trying to figure this all out... :O so in the mean time i will apparently read more things and such...

:D i am simply here because of destiny, regardless of things going down in meatspace. *nods, however, please send your offerings for me to your neighbors. :D all of them. :D if i happen to recieve some lint from the couch then i know it worked. :D

o and don't forget to tell them to pay it forward, because it is really mean not to do so.

i hope this is an okay place to put this here... :3