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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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the evil bitchstard who probably
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The crotch of Texas...hot, wet, smelly, has lots of bugs.
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May 16, 2013, 06:02:18 PM
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Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy