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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 08:27:28 AM

Title: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 08:27:28 AM
http://www.unitednuclear.com/supplies.htm

Their page on magnets makes my nipples hard.  :evil:
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 07, 2008, 08:41:06 AM
http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=73604_ore_122_1185lo.JPG

oh fuk
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 08:46:09 AM
Isn't science grand?

Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 07, 2008, 11:50:37 PM
Yikes, the magnets...
So much for a tax return.

Thanks!
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 11:54:34 PM
The supermagnets are really attractive, no?
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 08, 2008, 12:01:11 AM
A relation of mine has one for recharging their pacemaker.
You need some care with them, as you can get them stuck to cars or metal door frames without too much trouble.  Oh yes, and that magnetic disk hard drive you had......  (just sayin')
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 08, 2008, 12:03:15 AM
Oh yeah, and the magnetic fluid for super - efficient bearings.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 08, 2008, 12:07:19 AM
I've really got my eye on that, too. 

Also, I'm considering getting one of those magnet rings.  Just because I like magnets, and I could use it for cool tricks.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 08, 2008, 12:13:27 AM
Why is the Uranium all sold out? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the potential answers....
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 08, 2008, 12:20:13 AM
I admit it would be cool, but aside from the high density (don't temp fate, buy depleted uranium), I don't think I'd want any...

An yeah, I see why you're alarmed, was it isotope 238 they had?

Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 08, 2008, 12:07:19 AM
Also, I'm considering getting one of those magnet rings.  Just because I like magnets, and I could use it for cool tricks.

PROTIP for everyone who hangs with the good Dr.: Only wear NON MAGNETIC body jewelery.

Several great target throwing tricks can be done with those, what did you have in mind?

Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 08, 2008, 02:03:33 AM
Prestidigitation, mainly.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Bharlion on February 11, 2008, 12:37:44 AM
Magnify?
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 11, 2008, 04:10:50 AM
You know, like dexterity-based magic tricks, like pulling people's earrings out at a distance if they test me.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 11, 2008, 06:25:36 PM
I follow.  The magnet could be very useful for making things "disapear" to a reliable location. 

Nothing shoots down the "Quarter snorting" trick I do now and again like acidentally droping one of the quarters.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 11, 2008, 07:12:12 PM
I don't think quarters are magnetic, but you could easily glue a small magnet to any object you wanted to play with.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 11, 2008, 07:19:03 PM
They aren't.  Same idea could be done with other small objects of magnetic nature thou.  I've already got about ten 1" steel ball bearings that would work, depends how bored I get.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 11, 2008, 07:24:38 PM
Think ouija.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 18, 2008, 07:20:47 AM
during elementary school we used to entertain the girls by moving a magnet on top of a desk by way of another magnet underneath the desk.  then they got smart...and grew boobies.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 18, 2008, 07:41:23 AM
Quote from: burnstoupee on February 18, 2008, 07:20:47 AM
during elementary school we used to entertain the girls by moving a magnet on top of a desk by way of another magnet underneath the desk.  then they got smart...and grew boobies.

Bad timing, eh?
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 18, 2008, 08:16:59 AM
not all bad..a few didn't get smarter.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Faust on February 18, 2008, 02:27:41 PM
well that was a dumb impulse buy.
I am now the proud owner of an 800 pound pull force magnet.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 18, 2008, 05:01:59 PM
you should take one into a cheap jewelry store and warn the retail personel about your terribly strong cleptomania.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 18, 2008, 07:03:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 18, 2008, 02:27:41 PM
well that was a dumb impulse buy.
I am now the proud owner of an 800 pound pull force magnet.

AWESOME!!!  Let me know if it tries to kill you.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 25, 2008, 06:05:42 PM
Browsing the chemical supply. 
They have tungsten rods for those of the gauss rifle persuasion.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 25, 2008, 07:09:50 PM
Sweet. 

Say, any word on Faust's neodymium magnet? 
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Vene on February 25, 2008, 07:15:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 18, 2008, 02:27:41 PM
well that was a dumb impulse buy.
I am now the proud owner of an 800 pound pull force magnet.
Nice :wink:

But, for some reason, I'm more interesting in the Potassium chunks. :evil:
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 25, 2008, 07:40:09 PM
Get Cessium instead.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Vene on February 25, 2008, 10:55:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 25, 2008, 07:40:09 PM
Get Cessium instead.
I looked, they don't have any.  Potassium is their most reactive alkali metal.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Faust on February 27, 2008, 08:51:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 25, 2008, 07:09:50 PM
Sweet. 

Say, any word on Faust's neodymium magnet? 
yeah, i got a message saying there was no way to bring it here :( probably better off, what with this being a student house packed with technology.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Jasper on February 28, 2008, 01:55:32 AM
Damn.  That's just amazing how dangerous it must be.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Faust on February 28, 2008, 02:17:30 PM
I might ask in the college and see have they anything like it, because I would like to see how effective it is. they were probably just worried it would get stuck to the side of the ups van and never get here.
Title: Re: Scientific Supplier
Post by: Richter on February 28, 2008, 04:40:41 PM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 28, 2008, 01:55:32 AM
Damn.  That's just amazing how dangerous it must be.

Not quite a pocket EMP, but it's be hell on ANYTHING with magnetic storage (possibly some without?) or an old fashioned monitor / projection tube.

Makes me glad the next Expandable / Expendible / Experimental computer I'm getting is all solid state drives.

I can just imagine the damage done by someone leaving one of those on a subway doorpost.