Discordianism is a disgusting, moronic, unspeakably puerile haven of urine-, feces-, menstrual blood-, and smegma-drenched hippies who want a smarmy umbrella for their perversely theosophical mesh of half-baked philosophies for them to giggle about in between plastic Mountain Dew bottle bong hits as they feel up each others' grimy, pudgy bodies. It's main philosophical tenet consists something about chaos being good, but who gives a fuck? It's just an excuse for them to feel like both profound, enlightened gurus and self-righteous socio-political revolutionaries for shoplifting from Stucky's, spray painting "LOL ERIS" on the sidewalk, going days without showering, and posting gibberish on message boards. All you need to know about Discordians is that they'll be sharing a boiling vat of horse dung with Stalin as devils poke them with red hot pitchforks for all eternity as they whine for mercy, wondering why God didn't think their lame puns plagiarized from the Marx brothers were funny as they stood before Him in judgment.
Why do Discordians torment our Savior by worshipping the abominable devils of heathen gods? That is a mystery but their matron demoness is the Whore of Babylon, a.k.a. Eris, who is an anime character that thery enjoy masturbating to as they gargle blood to spit on the crucifix with, in their parents,Äô diongy basement filled with Star Trek paraphernalia, books on philosophy they haven,Äôt actually read, Nintendo games, the wrappers of junk food, and a cloudy haze of marijuana smoke as Cartoon Network shrieks in the background. Like all chubby, pale computer nerds, they get together every week and play Dungeons and Dragons to cast spells and call themselves witches, although some of them pretend to be above this, but not above wasting their lives away on a worthless message board filled with the worthless opinions of nobodies.
I am Cain and I approve this oversimplification and ridiculing of religious beliefs.
Two thumbs up!
Stoeled, and fuck you Chick, for not shitting this on poee too. :P
I'm not fat! *cries*
Jack Chick = best author evar?
Especially his Cthulhu tract!
I think we have our winner.
QuoteAll you need to know about Discordians is that they'll be sharing a boiling vat of horse dung with Stalin as devils poke them with red hot pitchforks for all eternity as they whine for mercy, wondering why God didn't think their lame puns plagiarized from the Marx brothers were funny as they stood before Him in judgment.
That's a good image.
Jack Chick,
You hit the nail on the head.
It's because we like tormenting your savior.
You see, we hate hippies, and your savior, good sir, was the founder of Hippiedom what with all that "turn the other cheek" "peace" "god is love" crappola. I mean, come the fuck on. "Dying for the sins of mankind." What Kind OF Shtick Is THAT? I say, let the sinners burn and rot. Fuck 'em if they missed the joke.
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCJack Chick,
You hit the nail on the head.
It's because we like tormenting your savior.
You see, we hate hippies, and your savior, good sir, was the founder of Hippiedom what with all that "turn the other cheek" "peace" "god is love" crappola. I mean, come the fuck on. "Dying for the sins of mankind." What Kind OF Shtick Is THAT? I say, let the sinners burn and rot. Fuck 'em if they missed the joke.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/de/Whatchild.jpg
**Edited by the laziest mod. Please don't make me mod again. I hate it. :evil:**
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no porno on the web site, jack
really old rule
Yeah, theoretically, The Mgt could get sued if we leave it up.
But I left a link so people can see the porn if they want.
I have an idea--
If somebody would write it; I'll draw a Discordian Tract. How's that sound?
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomYeah, theoretically, The Mgt could get sued if we leave it up.
But I left a link so people can see the porn if they want.
You can get sued for having porn on a message board?
[insert "what" image macro that I'm not allowed to post]
[also insert something about the irony of Discordians attempting to obide by legalities]
[also insert obligatory disclaimer that I don't think we should post excess amounts of porn in order to be considerate towards people at work and/or with kids so I don't look like a jerk]
QuoteI have an idea--
If somebody would write it; I'll draw a Discordian Tract. How's that sound?
You mean pro-Discordian, or tongue-in-cheekly anti-Discordian, ala Jack Chick's posts? Either way, I'll do it
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomYeah, theoretically, The Mgt could get sued if we leave it up.
But I left a link so people can see the porn if they want.
You can get sued for having porn on a message board?
[insert "what" image macro that I'm not allowed to post]
[also insert something about the irony of Discordians attempting to obide by legalities]
[also insert obligatory disclaimer that I don't think we should post excess amounts of porn in order to be considerate towards people at work and/or with kids so I don't look like a jerk]
iirc, the new anti-porn crusade from the white house targets any porn
not just "excessive" porn
they are saying you must have a signed release on file from the "model"
saying you have permission to use her picture
even if the picture is hosted on another site and you just link to the image
some websites have shut down rather than test this
(there are links in a thread somewhere)
this website is not wealthy enough to become the test case
let larry flynn do that
however
it has been policy for a long time
not to post things which are not work safe or kid safe
post a link to the image. okay
post the image, no
okay?
I used the word 'theoritically" cause I'm not 100% sure you can be sued for it. But The Mgt has asked us to take down any porn pics. She doesn't ask for a lot in exchange for giving us this place, so I figured "What the hell? I might as well get off my lazy ass and push a button or two for once."
I'm not crazy about censorship, so the link is still there and people can go look as often as their hearts desire.
Edit: Oops, the bunny's post just made this one redundant.
It's funny because it's true.
No... it's true because it's funny.
:lulz:
Oooh, freelance artist. Lemme actually read some Chick Tracts once I'm not at work and I'll see if I can copy his style.
Also, wrt the porn thing, screw the legal stuff, I wanna be able to browse this place at work.
unfortunately, some of us are required to worry about the "legal stuff", as some of us are legally responsible for the content of this website.
anyone got a link talking about illegalness of posting porn on a forum????
cause i know a shitload of forums that would have been sued a zillion times over
(not that i ever visit such forums, of course, i read them for the articles)
http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/the_web/article1554275.ece
Most recent article I can find.
However, banning hotlinking/porn images in general is probably the best way to go. People at work etc At the very least, a fair NSFW warning for those people should be in place.
oh of course, i wasn't arguing for posting NSFW images on this board, i just wondered if it's really illegal for forums to host links to porn images, with 4chan being hosted in the US and all.
but according to that news site the law got retracted in 1998