Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2018, 04:10:16 PM

Title: More bad water, as predicted.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2018, 04:10:16 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/state-of-emergency-declared-in-oregon-over-bad-water/ar-AAy68gm?ocid=spartanntp

More fertilizer in the water = bad
Heat plus fertilizer = algae blooms
Algae blooms = cyanotoxins.
Cyanotoxins = shit your guts out.
Solution:  don't mention it for a couple of days, in case it gets better.
Title: Re: More bad water, as predicted.
Post by: rong on June 01, 2018, 04:44:59 PM
It's turning the frogs gay!
Title: Re: More bad water, as predicted.
Post by: bpseudopod on June 01, 2018, 06:13:50 PM
I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.
Title: Re: More bad water, as predicted.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2018, 06:14:14 PM
Quote from: bpseudopod on June 01, 2018, 06:13:50 PM
I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.

It's two counties, as I gather. 
Title: Re: More bad water, as predicted.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2018, 04:33:32 AM
Telarus got sick from this, it turns out.
Title: Re: More bad water, as predicted.
Post by: Cain on June 06, 2018, 07:51:35 PM
Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.
Title: Re: More bad water, as predicted.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2018, 09:25:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2018, 07:51:35 PM
Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.

It's not that I have a Cassandra thing, where nobody listens.  It's that you can listen all you like, it just won't help.