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Well, what evidence is there of the existence of an actual "Jesus"? I find some merit in the possibility that he was a creation of his followers. The Bible is filled with made-up characters. especially the book of Daniel. I'm too lazy to put it all in here but if someone is interested just lemme know and I'll get the info.

Not until the male become female and the female become male shall ye enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

-The Jesus person in "The Gospel of Thomas
(I got it from a page in the Scrodinger's Cat trilogy,by RAW)

       

I knew it, Jesus is for mass transgenderization!

       

i'm a masculinst lesbian in a hairy man's body.

Ditto

How old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?

I takes me back to the time I snuck into New York, climbed buildinmg after building until I found were Velvet Jesus was living, hid in shadows with a video camera, followed her to and from work, left flowers everywhere she when, and offered to sacrifice various body parts to prove my love. (ah, the good old days: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19569&highlight=#19569 )

Holy Kaput! That's a spicy meatball! Uh, I mean, what a gorgeous sight for these woe beaten eyes. Let my love for this goddess form a constellation that it may be seen all over the world, a beacon for all those losing heart that they may know..... Goddess walks among us, every woman has Eris inside of Her, it's a lover's job to look deep enough into Her eyes to find the magic that makes life so special.

On a slightly different note.....DAMN!!!!!

Luxie wants his Jesus

How old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?

I could tell you, but Mal2 is saying that it's supposed to be a secret 'cause it's one of those blindingly obvious things, like why our noses point down and why fjords and fnords make five fives five times over.

Oh, I've got it! Does it go to the pentagon where a blackhole then sends it to Japan so that they can use their superior technology to breast-feed it to Cthulhu who then digests it and it ends up inside our heads in the form of memories?

How old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?

this isn't the disney channel

  You bastards lied to me!    

Damn it! Wrong thread

What makes it 'wrong'?

That it may or may not have the Elton John version of "You Make Me Want To Fnord" hidden in a post!          

Well, I suffer from depression, have never even seen medication in my life. (Well maybe I've seen it blah blah blah) What I do is just go with the flow and get fucked up anytime I can anyway I can anywhere I can, but then again that doesn't work for me as you can see from some of my other posts.

Depressed, where's the gun?

       
I WAN A SHAOLIN TEMPLEEEEEEE, I WANITNOWWNWONAA AAAH, GAAAAA, I WANMEISHAOLINTEMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAA WAAA AA
       

watching the hours go
missed train to slumberland
sleeplessly waiting

Well, since no next topic was left I am going to write one about Bella as thanks for writing such a cool one about me

"Thank You"

Woman and Zombie
Fearful Oracle of Doom
Elle est tres jolie

Next Topic: Hagbard Celine

Haiku is about
Pope Lucifer KSC
Five more words and...done!

Next topic: impersonating a deity.

Boo, I was expecting a haiku exalting my Luciferiness.....

I gave my baby
A delicious Pepsi can
Nailed Him in the head

Next topic: Pope Lucifer KSC

*Stands up*

I've gotta go pee.....