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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:47:21 AM

Title: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:47:21 AM
Ok so With some wine anyting is possible---this will put a face to the handle.
But only for tonight-as they WILL be deleted in the AM.


Boobs I want.( note I am holding them up)
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451&fbid=1170586430637)

Boobs that would look nice if bras's were not used.
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416145&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589270708)

Boobs I wish I have:
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416146&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589350710)

Boobs with an extra shiney head:
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416148&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589550715)

No Boobs-head shot(no no penises involded)   ;)
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416149&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589590716)

damn i suck at teh internets/ and too much wine to figure out the damn directory paths for my site via ftp.

cant get the fucking images to show.


*right click copy image url paste into another window voilĂ 
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 02:50:40 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:47:21 AM
Ok so With some wine anyting is possible---this will put a face to the handle.
But only for tonight-as they WILL be deleted in the AM.


Boobs I want.( note I am holding them up)
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451&fbid=1170586430637)

Boobs that would look nice if bras's were not used.
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416145&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589270708)

Boobs I wish I have:
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416146&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589350710)

Boobs with an extra shiney head:
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416148&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589550715)

No Boobs-head shot(no no penises involded)   ;)
(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30416101&id=1407292451#/photo.php?pid=30416149&id=1407292451&fbid=1170589590716)

damn i suck at teh internets/ and too much wine to figure out the damn directory paths for my site via ftp.

cant get the fucking images to show.


*right click copy image url paste into another window voilĂ 

That's because you have your facebook page set so that visitors must log in.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:51:58 AM
ah fuck
*goes to edit*

Too much damn clicking tonight.
Thanks Rog.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:52:55 AM
Pretty sure I edited the damn settings now.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 02:53:36 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:52:55 AM
Pretty sure I edited the damn settings now.

Nope.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:57:28 AM
shits and grins ---try again and lemme know.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 02:58:04 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:57:28 AM
shits and grins ---try again and lemme know.

Nope.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:04:07 AM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:05:26 AM
K---hows about the fucking link then---

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024710&id=1407292451
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:05:46 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:04:07 AM
:argh!:

Aw, now I'm gonna miss it.  I gotta go to bed.  4AM comes really fucking early.   :sad:
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:08:05 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:05:26 AM
K---hows about the fucking link then---

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024710&id=1407292451

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Imagefacebook.jpg)
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:09:59 AM
well fuck that fugures 0i have my fb open to everyone-


ahhhh you don't have a FB account/ ok then ---will have to wait to i figure out my damn ftp web shit
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:11:18 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:09:59 AM
well fuck that fugures 0i have my fb open to everyone---name : (sheesh Im gonna edit this later---

Artemysz Orthia


ahhhh you don't have a FB account/ ok then ---will have to wait to i figure out my damn ftp web shit


No Facebook, I'm afraid.  I can't be arsed to set one up.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:14:40 AM
shit all it takes is a dummy e-mail account and name.
;)

I'll get them up on xxxxxxxxxxx.com here in a bit or tomorrow....rest well---and hope those fucking docs have the right shit for you!
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 22, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
why is this in bring & brag....
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Pariah on December 22, 2009, 05:27:05 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 22, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
why is this in bring & brag....
Because of breasts.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 22, 2009, 06:51:15 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:05:26 AM
K---hows about the fucking link then---

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024710&id=1407292451

that is some serious "I could curl up in there with a lamp and a good book" cleavage.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:40:21 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 22, 2009, 06:51:15 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:05:26 AM
K---hows about the fucking link then---

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024710&id=1407292451

that is some serious "I could curl up in there with a lamp and a good book" cleavage.

And that is why I need nearly 8k for a boob job.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Dimocritus on December 22, 2009, 05:42:49 PM
I feel like I missed something cool here...
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 05:51:11 PM
Yeah.  All pics have been removed.


:x
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 06:11:15 PM
Yes, very conveniently timed so no roving WOMPers could do evil things to her cleavage.

:argh!:
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Dimocritus on December 22, 2009, 06:13:30 PM
Isn't that unsportsmanlike conduct?

Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: bds on December 22, 2009, 06:16:04 PM
NEEDS MOAR BEWBS. BEWBS BEWBS BEWBS.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 06:18:23 PM
She should at least post a picture of the celebrity she most resembles.  Below and/or above the neckline.  You know, so we can give an informed consultation. 
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 22, 2009, 06:18:41 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:40:21 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 22, 2009, 06:51:15 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:05:26 AM
K---hows about the fucking link then---

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024710&id=1407292451

that is some serious "I could curl up in there with a lamp and a good book" cleavage.

And that is why I need nearly 8k for a boob job.
:lulz:

waittaminute...by "boob job", do you mean you intend to reduce in scope and glory those magnificent mountains of mammary? I can't imagine you mean to make them bigger, but making them smaller would be  :x
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 22, 2009, 06:18:41 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 02:40:21 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 22, 2009, 06:51:15 AM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 03:05:26 AM
K---hows about the fucking link then---

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024710&id=1407292451

that is some serious "I could curl up in there with a lamp and a good book" cleavage.

And that is why I need nearly 8k for a boob job.
:lulz:

waittaminute...by "boob job", do you mean you intend to reduce in scope and glory those magnificent mountains of mammary? I can't imagine you mean to make them bigger, but making them smaller would be  :x

Yeah I meant smaller and lifted.
I don't wanna be 50-60 and have them hanging to my fucking knees.

But then again, is my thought process conditioned? (rhetorical question)

OH and as soon as I am sober enough to figure out my ftp again, I'll upload a few for those that missed.
* doesn't like to keep images like that up very long*
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 07:19:22 PM
At least announce a window when they'll be up, so we'll know to go look.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2009, 07:25:29 PM
maphdet, you could always use an imagehosting site, like imageshack.us
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 07:34:09 PM
OK-got my other half to help with the ftp-I usually just use FB and then remove as needed. I'm there to fuck around anyway.


(http://www.lyszskold.com/discord/boobs.jpg)
(with a real expensive bra-looks nice eh---huh ask the shoulders)

(http://www.lyszskold.com/discord/shiny-face-boobs.jpg)
(with a real expensive bra-boob-and shiny face)


(http://www.lyszskold.com/discord/How-the-boobs-are%20(2).jpg)
How they are with no support or bra


(http://www.lyszskold.com/discord/How-the-boobs-should-be.jpg)
How they should be without being pushed up.

again, is my thought process conditioned? (rhetorical question)
But My shoulders and back say fuck that do it!

Ok now *goes to get a drink and hide for a lil bit as she turns red*
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
You seem to be in the same ballpark as my wife, and she's mentioned every once in awhile wanting to have the same procedure you want.

So you're not alone, if that helps at all. 
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 07:42:22 PM
Doc said that if insurance were to cover it, they would need to take out 1 pound from each breast.
WTF?
I'd have nothing left then.

Thank goodness there is carecredit. I will most likely do it in a year from now.
(all depends on the financing, damn it)
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 07:46:32 PM
First off, the fact that you got your SO to help you post boob shots is pretty awesome.


Secondly, you're cute.


Thirdly, from what I can see, you don't need a boob job right now.  Breasts are supposed to look like that.

Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Dimocritus on December 22, 2009, 07:51:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 07:46:32 PM
First off, the fact that you got your SO to help you post boob shots is pretty awesome.


Secondly, you're cute.


Thirdly, from what I can see, you don't need a boob job right now.  Breasts are supposed to look like that.



Agree'd
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 07:55:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 07:46:32 PM
First off, the fact that you got your SO to help you post boob shots is pretty awesome.


Secondly, you're cute.


Thirdly, from what I can see, you don't need a boob job right now.  Breasts are supposed to look like that.



1. Yeah He is. (if by SO you mean other half-hubby)

2. Thanks

3. I keep wondering if it is conditioning. (but I do have indents in my shoulders too)
And what's gonna happen when I get old?? Again fucking conditioning of what we are "suppose" to have images of.

4. Awh fuck it-Im gonna have another drink, being that it is this time of year and wait one year to make a more informed decision.
Get more opinions and such as well.

Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 07:59:23 PM
Incidentally, are you willing to tell us what size bra you wear?  That information might help.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:04:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 07:59:23 PM
Incidentally, are you willing to tell us what size bra you wear?  That information might help.

It really varies according to who makes them.

Anywhere from a double D to I own one F but that one I must admit doesn't fit so snuggly.

The red one in the pics I think is a DD.

Today I'm wearing a triple D.

See can't even get the damn size right ---and I've been measured properly.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
Well, you're on the larger side, so you have to allow for gravity.

But if you exercise and have good muscle tone, you probably won't have to have any work done for quite some time.


As far as bras go, I would reccomend going to a place like La Perla, and have some bras custom made for you.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:25:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
Well, you're on the larger side, so you have to allow for gravity.

But if you exercise and have good muscle tone, you probably won't have to have any work done for quite some time.


As far as bras go, I would reccomend going to a place like La Perla, and have some bras custom made for you.

Doc said exercise will not effect the weight of the boobs really. Since in the past I've fluctuated with weight and no difference in the boobs.
We'll see.

Thanks.

But Will defiantly check out La Perla...even though paying around $70.00 bucks for a bra is already a luxury.
;)
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 08:27:28 PM
That would be like knocking over the Washington monument.   :sad:
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:28:32 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:25:44 PM

Doc said exercise will not effect the weight of the boobs really. Since in the past I've fluctuated with weight and no difference in the boobs.
We'll see.

The exercise isn't for the weight, it's for the sag.  Toned muscles will help give support.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:30:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:28:32 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:25:44 PM

Doc said exercise will not effect the weight of the boobs really. Since in the past I've fluctuated with weight and no difference in the boobs.
We'll see.

The exercise isn't for the weight, it's for the sag.  Toned muscles will help give support.

Shit I only bike---wtf kind of equipment does one use for boob toning?
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:31:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 08:27:28 PM
That would be like knocking over the Washington monument.   :sad:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:30:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:28:32 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:25:44 PM

Doc said exercise will not effect the weight of the boobs really. Since in the past I've fluctuated with weight and no difference in the boobs.
We'll see.

The exercise isn't for the weight, it's for the sag.  Toned muscles will help give support.

Shit I only bike---wtf kind of equipment does one use for boob toning?


Hmm, I know how I would answer that question if my wife asked, but it would just get me the look and a head-shake.   :D
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:35:16 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:30:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:28:32 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:25:44 PM

Doc said exercise will not effect the weight of the boobs really. Since in the past I've fluctuated with weight and no difference in the boobs.
We'll see.

The exercise isn't for the weight, it's for the sag.  Toned muscles will help give support.

Shit I only bike---wtf kind of equipment does one use for boob toning?

Anything that tightens up the torso - shoulders, chest, et al.  Push ups work, and don't use any equipment.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
RWHN-LOL-fondling doesn't constitute toning. ;)

LMNO--good point.

*got a lot of toning to be done then* damn.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
RWHN-LOL-fondling doesn't constitute toning. ;)

It does for the fondler ;)

Especially when you have to run real fast while the fondlee is chasing you with a rolling pin. 
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
For some reason, a lot of women think that strengthening the pectorials will increase the size of their breasts, which isn't the case.  But they decide that smaller muscles = smaller boobs, and then they sag before their time.


Which is sad.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 09:12:21 PM
*sad panda*


Damn now I have to work extra hard (if it's not too late) ---or go the cabbage route and go under the knife.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 09:14:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 22, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 22, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
RWHN-LOL-fondling doesn't constitute toning. ;)

It does for the fondler ;)

Especially when you have to run real fast while the fondlee is chasing you with a rolling pin. 

(http://mortsart.com/Sluetes/New%201%2006%2004/a-Woman-with-Rolling-Pin.gif)
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 22, 2009, 09:55:25 PM
Lat pulldowns, bent-over rowing, shoulder press and upright row will help build up the muscles that do most of the load bearing, leading to less lower back and shoulder pain from carrying them around all day. Although I'm sure you wouldn't have to look far to find someone to volunteer to do that for ya  :D
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 11:09:51 PM
P3nt may be a fuckng pig, but he's riding the correct motorcycle.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 24, 2009, 12:07:39 AM
I AM DISAPPOINTED BY THE LACK OF BOOBS AND CAPSLOCK IN THIS THREAD.
Title: Re: Assoc. w/the BOOBS thread...didnt wanna hijack though
Post by: maphdet on December 24, 2009, 03:41:57 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 24, 2009, 12:07:39 AM
I AM DISAPPOINTED BY THE LACK OF BOOBS AND CAPSLOCK IN THIS THREAD.

They were up for nearly ONE DAY!

;)