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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Cain on January 04, 2010, 04:48:57 PM

Title: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Cain on January 04, 2010, 04:48:57 PM
Oh for God's sake Russia

http://englishrussia.com/?p=7054#more-7054

QuoteA short time ago the company "EZ Protocols" announced a start-up of vodka brand that is called "Kabbalah vodka – with Christian infants" – the newest quality benchmark on the super premium segment of the Russian market. The vodka is expected to have a distinguished wheat flavor. Special water, enriched in silver, gold and platinum ions along with neat and stylish design will bring anyone back to the best traditions of a ritual table. As a present, every bottle has a unique handmade infant inside, which is made of fortified glass.

This is truly horrormirthy, because I cannot decide if this company are mocking anti-semitism, or are being serious.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 04:50:08 PM
 :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:



Unfortunately... I want a bottle of this.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 04, 2010, 04:51:14 PM
WTF :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Cain on January 04, 2010, 04:55:06 PM
This is making me lean towards "making fun of anti-Semites"

QuoteA usual case of the vodka "Kabbalah" contains 10 bottles with different kinds of vodka in them and their selection is accidentally set along with 10 Kabbalah sefirot. The choice of a color of the bottle and the quotation from Torah written on the bottle backside are accidental as well.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 04:55:39 PM
Fuck.   Now I want to buy a case of the stuff.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Cain on January 04, 2010, 04:57:34 PM
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8647/000h120h.jpg)
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Triple Zero on January 04, 2010, 05:04:45 PM
whahahaha that is hilarious :lulz:

if it's anti semitic by implying jews distill vodka from christian infants, doesn't the fact that people that buy it will be (symbolically) drinking christian infants, thereby offending christians, kind of cancel it out and generally make it anti religious?
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: maphdet on January 04, 2010, 05:18:55 PM
I had to google this to see if it was real or not. I need to see a buy here link to make sure this shit is real!

WTF?

How funny is this. I think I wanna bottle or two myself.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:40:27 PM
HOLY SHIT

I WANT THIS.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Brotep on January 06, 2010, 01:27:35 AM
AWESOME

I will marry whoever gets me a case of this.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: NotPublished on January 06, 2010, 01:59:03 AM
Damn! I love the Russians
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Richter on January 06, 2010, 01:17:55 PM
Best novelty booze since "Crystal Skull"
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Shai Hulud on January 11, 2010, 10:15:16 AM
Somehow I'm thinking it's phony.  The company name EZ Protocols is kind of a giveaway, or else that company is really dedicated to being anti-semitic.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Brotep on January 13, 2010, 10:31:57 PM
Or to riffing on anti-Semitism as a joke.

I hope it's real.  I want a bottle of that stuff for my bookshelf.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Freeky on January 14, 2010, 12:11:42 AM
I think it's fake. The picture that popped up for me was thre brown ottle, which had the baby flipping the viewer the bird and grinning hugely.
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Storebrand on January 14, 2010, 02:01:16 AM
I tried finding it when I first saw this thread.  I openly admit to failing at anything involving computers including the search function but I'm pretty sure it's fake. 
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: BabylonHoruv on January 14, 2010, 03:22:35 AM
Anybody read the comments?
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Storebrand on January 14, 2010, 04:03:10 AM
Yep.  The comments are really entertaining.

link:  http://englishrussia.com/?p=7054

Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: BabylonHoruv on January 14, 2010, 04:28:12 AM
If anyone finds a way to actually buy this stuff please let me know.

Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Brotep on January 14, 2010, 05:12:45 AM
^^Yeah, I love the bit where someone tries to explain that while both Kabbalah and Satanism are bullshit, they are in fact different kinds of bullshit
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Shai Hulud on January 14, 2010, 06:32:12 AM
Quote from: the comments
You have a serious problems with your brain.

Stop using internet immediately!
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: hooplala on February 08, 2010, 08:56:23 PM
MUST!  GET!
Title: Re: Anti-Semetic vodka
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 08, 2010, 11:24:48 PM
AK-47 Vodka (http://englishrussia.com/?p=906)  Hmmm I wonder if there is a trend occurring.