A new book of poetry by the former Bosnian Serb leader and fugitive war crimes suspect, Radovan Karadzic, has been launched in Serbia.
Mr Karadzic's publisher told AP news agency the poems had been completed in the past few months, but refused to say how they came into his possession.
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I have come to a conclusion: anyone who is a poet should be barred from public office. Without a doubt, nearly every poet who gets control of a country has turned out to be some looney fascist jerk we want to hang only years later.
What about limericks?
Quote from: The Taco SpawnWhat about limericks?
Well, that just goes with out saying.
Quote from: CainI have come to a conclusion: anyone who is a poet should be barred from public office. Without a doubt, nearly every poet who gets control of a country has turned out to be some looney fascist jerk we want to hang only years later.
In Salazore the only way to become leader is to prove your chops at poetry. This is why Enrico simply took control of the leaders of Salazore, went on Salazorian television, recited a rather dirty limerick and then sawed the heads off the old leaders, placed the Imperial Margerine crown on his head and proclaimed himself leader.
Limericks beat poetry any day of the week.
Except Wednesday.
your friend,
Enrico.
Well then what the hell is wrong with Wednesday?
Who wants to listen to Limericks on a Wednesday? Not Enrico.
It's the middle of the week, so Enrico knows that he only has two more days by himself before he has to spend time with the goddam common-law wife . . . Plus Enrico's mother killed his favourite goat on a Wednesday . . . that goat knew all Enrico's secrets - wait maybe it's good he is dead, but still . . . also no good book was ever written on a Wednesday, at least that's what they taught Enrico in Sunday School.