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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Signs that you spend too much time at PD

Started by Cramulus, April 07, 2009, 02:54:46 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#165
April 15, 2009, 02:40:29 PM
Okay, this one has been affecting me for a long time now:

116: When scanning through Recent Unread Topics, you see the little icon indicating that you've posted in that thread, and you think to yourself, "Wait, why the hell would I post in that thread? It has nothing to do with me; I don't even recall it being that interesting."

116a: Your post was just a lulz smiley or something dumb like that.

Cramulus

#166
April 15, 2009, 02:49:05 PM
117. When you're formulating a good idea, you visualize how you'd explain it to the forum.

118. "Big News", to you, is something that deserves its own thread

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#167
April 15, 2009, 03:27:47 PM
119. You are surprised that your parents don't know what "GASMGASM" is.
120. You occasionally refer to things as being "made of mittens and win" on public venues like facebook and english class.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Requia ☣

#168
April 15, 2009, 03:51:08 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
114:  You wish other forumites had "printscreen" buttons for their brains.

114b: You are incredibly thankful certain forumites don't.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Eve

#169
July 10, 2009, 04:09:05 AM Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 04:04:08 PM by Eve
121. this stupid thread reminds you how much you miss PD, and inspires you to bump it needlessly just to say so.



(oops, I fucked up the number.)
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Suu

#170
July 10, 2009, 04:15:06 AM
116. It's your goddamn homepage and your roommates think you have some sort of unhealthy addiction.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#171
July 10, 2009, 04:18:56 AM
117. Your biggest pet peeve is that Cram's avatar no longer depicts the Prime Minister of Japan, despite the label, and you feel the strange inclination to mention this in smalltalk to classmates and total strangers, as though it should be a conversation starter.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

rubickspoop

#172
July 10, 2009, 09:34:50 AM
218: You stay up until 4:30 in the morning reading pages of shit like this.
I'm a celebrity... Get me out of here!

Telarus

#173
July 10, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.
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Remington

#174
July 10, 2009, 10:38:53 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 10, 2009, 04:15:06 AM
116. It's your goddamn homepage and your roommates think you have some sort of unhealthy addiction.

116a) They're right.
Is it plugged in?

Requia ☣

#175
July 10, 2009, 01:06:13 PM Last Edit: July 11, 2009, 01:07:27 AM by Requia
People on other forums have actually stopped asking you what 'spag' means.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cramulus

#176
July 10, 2009, 01:08:46 PM
Quote from: Enki-][ on July 10, 2009, 04:18:56 AM
117. Your biggest pet peeve is that Cram's avatar no longer depicts the Prime Minister of Japan, despite the label, and you feel the strange inclination to mention this in smalltalk to classmates and total strangers, as though it should be a conversation starter.

wait wait wait, Cain told me that Bono, and the old dude from the Black Hole Sun video ARE the Prime Minister of Japan


aw man! I don't know nothin about international relations.   :oops:

Cain

#177
July 10, 2009, 01:10:07 PM
Cram is always the Prime Minister of Japan, no matter what form he chooses for his earthly avatars.

Kai

#178
July 10, 2009, 02:04:42 PM
120: You separate your life into Before PD (BPD) and Anno PD (APD) portions.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Suu

#179
July 10, 2009, 03:00:10 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 10, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.

219a: You use spag as a normal part of your everyday vocabulary.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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