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By which stars and streets may I find the decomposing horse head?

Where is Kalamazoo?

When does the train leave for Kalamazoo and Timbuktoo?

Where in Michigan can I walk around an art museum wearing only strappy heels?

Why shouldn't the free market demand a pound of flesh?

Why shouldn't I be insane?

am I insane?

KILL!  KILL!  KILL!

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill.  I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL."  And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL."  And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

And Chef looks like a piece of chopped liver.

the page is broken.

It sure is.

Only if you do not wish to change your sex.  If you have or seek reassignment surgery, you can potentially be straight and gay at once.  What a mindfuck indeed!

WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Chef, don't you think threads about the finer points of pasta cooking are a little, well, metrosexual, for your big, bad palangi self?

We might as well say Chef is gay today for he has started a thread.

I use butter.  It has all the salts and oils necessary.

I used to use olive oil, but solid foods require solid fats.

I sink the HMS Director of Residence Life

So, since I finally managed to break it, what do I win?

ha, it won't even quote anymore.

It will.  Elsewhere.  Just not on this page.