Yeah, so I'm shelving the illegitimate son of convention for awhile and concentrating on my new venture, kids music. I already have one song written and am working on others. But I need a good band name. So, for some reason, i'm compelled to ask you spags for suggestions. Keep in mind, this is music for kids and that, with any luck, I might one day actually perform this music in front of kids, so, anything not PG or lower probably won't work.
So, have at it.
What's His Name and His Bag o Music Makin Mayhem
"The Funny Adults".
punultimate Pete and the punfunsters
Phun
Bob's Your Uncle
Nonsense and Peppermints
Uncle Cosmo's Mule
Compliance training.
Huzzahmbies.
PeeGee Whillakers.
Gallant Fellows.
Pants on Fire.
(this is fun...)
The Pool On The Roof
Technicolor Mittens
Bucket Of Owls
PD.com Inside Joke
... scratch the last one
Heinous Anus
wait wait wait
Scott Spagmeyer and his Magnificent Nose Music
hmmm
I'm finding this difficult without having heard any of your kids stuff.
are you telling stories?
making goofy noises?
are these educational?
I can't imagine there not being a pun -- give us some clues!
Well, I only have the one song written.
And it's about carrots.
The chorus goes:
Because...
I hate carrots
Yeah, I hate carrots
My mom says they're keen
filled with beta carrot-enes
I don't want to sound mean
But I hate carrots.
So not really educational so far. I think my schtick will be sortof little songs about what it's like to be a kid. And their will be puns for sure, but they won't really be central to the songs or anything.
Silly Hat Day Everyday
Groan Ups
Silly Head Day
Playgrounded
Lumpy Breakfast
Into the Laboratory it Goes*
Singalong Scott and his Monkey Music
*my aunt used to say this when my baby cousin would put something in his mouth
POOPY TIME!
I kinda like Groan Ups.
But keep em coming.
the Broken Spirometers
Gulik and the Roaches
Boom Prickle and Orange
So Sue Me Street