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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM

Poll
Question: Should Slanket sacrifice himself to WOMP?
Option 1: Yes. votes: 17
Option 2: No. votes: 1
Option 3: It doesn't matter, Slanket will never post a real picture of himself. votes: 5
Option 4: I think he already has posted a real picture of himself, however obscure it might be. votes: 7
Option 5: Slanket is actually a celebrity and his picture is already readily available on the Internets. votes: 2
Option 6: He already posted a Slanketboner, who cares after that? votes: 7
Title: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.

A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).

What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: NotPublished on January 21, 2010, 04:31:06 AM
Yes.

100% users vote yes.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Rumckle on January 21, 2010, 04:36:19 AM
I thought you did post a pic of you and your kid, but my memory sucks, do you even have a kid?
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 04:39:16 AM
Who knows?
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: NotPublished on January 21, 2010, 04:42:56 AM
 :sad:
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 04:50:21 AM
(answer: I know and the answer is no, I never posted a picture of my son or myself... assuming I have children... assuming I'm even an actual person...)

P.S. I'm actually a chick?
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2010, 04:54:13 AM
TITS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2010, 04:55:15 AM
POST PICS NAO


NAAAAAOOO


also, i once considered screencapping you and ransoming it. but i didnt. cause im nice.


PICS
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: NotPublished on January 21, 2010, 05:14:00 AM
 :sad: :sad:
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Jasper on January 21, 2010, 05:55:18 AM
Voted yes.  I am sufficiently fascinated.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: The Johnny on January 21, 2010, 06:15:06 AM

Lol, you are not a chick you dork.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Payne on January 21, 2010, 11:49:43 AM
SLANKET, YOU ARE MEDDLING WITH FORCES BEYOND EVEN YOUR DEPRAVED, TWISTED AND "IT'S BEA ARTHURS ALL THE WAY DOWN!" IMAGINATION!
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 21, 2010, 12:46:53 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.

A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).

What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?

Yes. And IIRC you once did post a picture of yourself but it was incredibly blurry or your face was obscure by a flash or something.

and even then, that one might have been a fake :)
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Rumckle on January 21, 2010, 03:57:07 PM
Although I didn't think it was true, it was nice to imagine you were Ed Harris.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Cramulus on January 21, 2010, 03:59:56 PM
post a pic you mysterious spag

we know next to nothing about you
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 04:53:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 21, 2010, 12:46:53 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.

A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).

What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?

Yes. And IIRC you once did post a picture of yourself but it was incredibly blurry or your face was obscure by a flash or something.

and even then, that one might have been a fake :)

It was, the only posters who know what I actually look like are the ones who have met me in real life and I'm not going to tell who they are.

StD,
Man of mystery.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
SCUSE ME WHERE ARE THE TITS?  :argh!:
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 21, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 21, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
SCUSE ME WHERE ARE THE TITS?  :argh!:

This^

And:

THE SUSPENSE! IT'S KEEEEEELING ME! :scared:
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 21, 2010, 10:57:37 PM
as usual, he's just egging us on ... StD is not going to deliver.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: The Johnny on January 21, 2010, 11:02:12 PM

Does Slanket haz visible std facial marks that hes ashamed of showing us?
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: President Television on January 22, 2010, 12:12:07 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 21, 2010, 11:02:12 PM

Does Slanket haz visible std facial marks that hes ashamed of showing us?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 28, 2010, 08:37:10 PM
StD,
his face is actually just a giant herpes sore.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on January 29, 2010, 01:54:43 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 28, 2010, 08:37:10 PM
StD,
his face is actually just a giant herpes sore.

Then post a pic of your herpes sore face already! I want to see it! Do it! Do it now! You know you want to!
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: the last yatto on January 29, 2010, 06:45:46 AM
always assumed you were this guy for some reason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDY8XIPuio
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Dysnomia on January 30, 2010, 03:02:50 AM
GODDAMNIT YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE!
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Payne on January 30, 2010, 09:29:45 AM
Slanket never intended to post his pic.

Fortunately, I knew this from the start so I don't have the WRATHy equivalent of blue balls.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: cavehamster on January 30, 2010, 09:49:54 AM
I think he is like Bigfoot: naturally blurry.
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: maphdet on January 30, 2010, 11:55:31 PM
I vote yes--but then again I didn't actually vote.
:D
Title: Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
Post by: Freeky on February 05, 2010, 05:16:09 PM
Slanket's identity revealed. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24007.0)