Poll
Question:
Should Slanket sacrifice himself to WOMP?
Option 1: Yes.
votes: 17
Option 2: No.
votes: 1
Option 3: It doesn't matter, Slanket will never post a real picture of himself.
votes: 5
Option 4: I think he already has posted a real picture of himself, however obscure it might be.
votes: 7
Option 5: Slanket is actually a celebrity and his picture is already readily available on the Internets.
votes: 2
Option 6: He already posted a Slanketboner, who cares after that?
votes: 7
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.
A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).
What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?
Yes.
100% users vote yes.
I thought you did post a pic of you and your kid, but my memory sucks, do you even have a kid?
Who knows?
:sad:
(answer: I know and the answer is no, I never posted a picture of my son or myself... assuming I have children... assuming I'm even an actual person...)
P.S. I'm actually a chick?
TITS!!!!!!!
POST PICS NAO
NAAAAAOOO
also, i once considered screencapping you and ransoming it. but i didnt. cause im nice.
PICS
:sad: :sad:
Voted yes. I am sufficiently fascinated.
Lol, you are not a chick you dork.
SLANKET, YOU ARE MEDDLING WITH FORCES BEYOND EVEN YOUR DEPRAVED, TWISTED AND "IT'S BEA ARTHURS ALL THE WAY DOWN!" IMAGINATION!
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.
A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).
What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?
Yes. And IIRC you once did post a picture of yourself but it was incredibly blurry or your face was obscure by a flash or something.
and even then, that one might have been a fake :)
Although I didn't think it was true, it was nice to imagine you were Ed Harris.
post a pic you mysterious spag
we know next to nothing about you
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 21, 2010, 12:46:53 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.
A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).
What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?
Yes. And IIRC you once did post a picture of yourself but it was incredibly blurry or your face was obscure by a flash or something.
and even then, that one might have been a fake :)
It was, the only posters who know what I actually look like are the ones who have met me in real life and I'm not going to tell who they are.
StD,
Man of mystery.
SCUSE ME WHERE ARE THE TITS? :argh!:
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 21, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
SCUSE ME WHERE ARE THE TITS? :argh!:
This^
And:
THE SUSPENSE! IT'S KEEEEEELING ME! :scared:
as usual, he's just egging us on ... StD is not going to deliver.
Does Slanket haz visible std facial marks that hes ashamed of showing us?
Quote from: JohNyx on January 21, 2010, 11:02:12 PM
Does Slanket haz visible std facial marks that hes ashamed of showing us?
:lulz:
StD,
his face is actually just a giant herpes sore.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 28, 2010, 08:37:10 PM
StD,
his face is actually just a giant herpes sore.
Then post a pic of your herpes sore face already! I want to see it! Do it! Do it now! You know you want to!
always assumed you were this guy for some reason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDY8XIPuio
GODDAMNIT YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE!
Slanket never intended to post his pic.
Fortunately, I knew this from the start so I don't have the WRATHy equivalent of blue balls.
I think he is like Bigfoot: naturally blurry.
I vote yes--but then again I didn't actually vote.
:D
Slanket's identity revealed. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24007.0)