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Messages - The Wizard Joseph

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Apple Talk / Re: Rush Limbaugh Jokes
« on: February 24, 2021, 12:05:48 pm »
Then there's the one about a necrophile who was seriously in a Rush.

Eta: variant

Why did the necrophile have a premature ejaculation?

He was in a big Rush.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« on: February 24, 2021, 12:31:51 am »
Just a note for reference later. We are at 4 major strains of concern appx 1 year after major pandemic seemed likley. In all honesty we are well into endemic status and problems with vaccine rollout and strain vaccine resistance will probably persist indefinitely, in poorer countries especially but far from exclusively. This article on the California strain's virulence and severity is just a sampler of the actual situation.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/californias-coronavirus-strain-looks-increasingly-130055544.html

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: ITT: Confess your WOO!
« on: February 03, 2021, 12:58:06 am »
We need an Ayn Ranton La Vey mashup image.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in
« on: February 01, 2021, 11:31:57 pm »


Maybe not. Seems that some Aussie guy had what they're calling a unicorn response. Seems hos immune system responded extremely strongly without tipping into cytokine storm. If we can figure out how and why we may have a real weapon in the pipe one day.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/jan/30/immunological-unicorn-the-australian-lab-growing-coronavirus-and-its-startling-discovery?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1612020800

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So... Fauci is apparently a bit concerned about the vaccine resistance of the new kids, South Africa in particular. It's gonna be a long, dangerous ride before we're out of the woods. Also we may at this point never really be completely out of the woods.

https://www.businessinsider.com/vaccine-data-a-wake-up-call-on-new-covid-variant-2021-1

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Or Kill Me / Re: So you insist "AntiFa is a violent organization..."
« on: January 25, 2021, 11:39:53 pm »
I want Bernie mittens, bitches.
Funny you shou mention. Payne just made these.

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Dr. Campbell has another update. There's apparently undisclosed data pointing to the Brit strain being more severe in effect in addition to at least 50% more transmissible but the REAL gem is the last 15 min or so where he very calmly and stoically snapps the fuck off on holistic bullshit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoGZvQERblI

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Biden thread (for good or for ill)
« on: January 24, 2021, 02:41:49 am »

With a leiomano.

I had to look that up.
That...that's kinky.

I too needed to look it up. There has to be a way to work these into a murder mystery or some sort of magical quest, maybe both. I am kinda impressed with how horrible and MESSY it might be to get beaten/shredded to death by one.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: January 23, 2021, 02:37:56 pm »
Hey guys, I'm gonna be a dad.   :)
AWWWWWW SHIT!! There's gonna be Cramspawn up in the house!
 :cramstipated:
:banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 21, 2021, 09:03:13 pm »
Say it out loud with an absurdly strong southern accent.

Oh no. I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I evoked half of the Lesser Key and had a dickens of a time sorting everything out on a bus without getting arrested or any untoward agreements being made.
You needn't worry about it causing any eldritch entanglements.

I mean, sure, you'll trigger every person of Chaotic alignment within earshot, and some of them might take a swing at you -- I clenched my teeth just reading it -- but you're not likely to summon anything from Outside.

Unless you mangle the pronunciation.

On the other hand, are you willing to risk your soul on a vowel point?

That's what I'm saying man.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 21, 2021, 07:27:11 pm »
Say it out loud with an absurdly strong southern accent.

Oh no. I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I evoked half of the Lesser Key and had a dickens of a time sorting everything out on a bus without getting arrested or any untoward agreements being made.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 21, 2021, 06:36:13 pm »
What is LAWNORDA?

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Just a side note on the straight up horse shit Trump's administration left behind for the Biden administration to find and what a clusterfuck US vaccine distribution logistics are right now. Also... It sounds like shit tons of it is straight up missing. There was no cooperation at all from the Trump side on transition much less meaningful transparency so Biden's admin could plan and coordinate. Also... Pretty deep military ties on operation warp speed with officials that sound like they were hand picked for Trump loyalty. Nice.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/worse-imagined-team-trump-left-100021175.html

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Apple Talk / Re: The Day Before The Day (Hey, Louie)
« on: January 21, 2021, 08:16:17 am »
We know now no violence at the capitol. Great!

*squints*
This one seems... Off guys. Are you a government plant or did They outsource another bot farm to take jobs from real life spooks?

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Sorry to hear that altered. I am likewise on the bare edge in some several ways and only have a place to be because I am accepting extremely high risks of infection and infecting others, and may yet not make rent in any case. The only good news is that the weather in New Orleans is warming up notably already and I have managed to expand a meaningful social network in fairly short order. The fact that I must consider social expansion during a profoundly dangerous pandemic a "good" thing fucks with me a bit, but I gave my last fuck out what seems a very long time ago now.

What city are you currently in?

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