THAT I HAVE ENORMOUS TESTICLES.
That is all. You may now return to your shameless spaggotry.
:digtbk:
:|
FAIL
Maybe they just seem relatively big in comparison to your weiner.
:troll:
NO, REALLY. IT'S NOT TGRR POSTING FROM MY COMPUTER OR ANYTHING.
He wouldn't do that. He's a Holy Man™, and can be trusted with such things. That's why I feel perfectly safe leaving my account signed on while I go have rabid monkey sex with Von Melee. Because Roger would totally NOT fuck with my account and make me look like a prize
HORSE'S ASS!
We can all trust our spiritual adviser, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT!
NO YOU BASTARDS DON'T TAKE MY PILLS AWAY I NEED THAT SHIT!
:eek:
I swear people we are all sane in this house......
Goddammit you bastards why the fuck is everyone but me getting laid? You bastards. I will kill you all! To hell with it. I'm gonna go plug up the toilet with a shit the size of goddamn DOBERMANN.
Then I'm gonna get some of that sweet, sweet Von Melee loving. :digtbk:
dear lord........i dont want to know that!!!!!
:x
I AM A FUCKING RAIN GOD! SEND ME VIRGINS! AND MORE GODDAMN VALIUM!
You fucking pricks have no respect for divinity! I oughta fucking SMITE you! AND STOP HOGGING UP YOUR MAN, NIVEK, YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY! I NEED SOME OF THAT LOVING!
Ugggggghhhhh! I feel like hot sick in my headmeat!
But strangely aroused....
:horrormirth:
BOW BEFORE MY DIVINITY, YOU FUCKING ARMENIAN SWINE!
WTF? :lulz: Ok. Weekend shinanigans.
Also: the balls always look bigger when you shave all the hair off.
What in the name of holy fucking pterodactyls is happening here?
I'll have everyone know that my ass hurts like the back of a VW after the entire cast of Roadhouse has had their way with it and each other.
Well, congratufuckin'lashuns.
HAHAHA! Nivek painted Von Melee up like a Cuban whore!
FUCKING OWNED!
Are these people drunk?
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?
ROGER CANNOT DRINK! ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS! ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!
I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!
NOW SHE'S MAKING VON MELEE DO THE MONKEY DANCE!
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
PUT MORE COFFEE ON, YOU INGRATES!
CAFFIENE FOR THE CAFFIENE GOD! UNNNNG!
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?
And did you call me?
Jenne,
DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?
And did you call me?
Jenne,
DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE
I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.
FACT: WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?
And did you call me?
Jenne,
DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE
I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.
FACT: WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!
:lulz: SRSLY? :lulz:
Ok.
Also: get on your own account! :lol:
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?
And did you call me?
Jenne,
DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE
I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.
FACT: WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!
:lulz: SRSLY? :lulz:
Ok.
Also: get on your own account! :lol:
BUT I FEEL SO FREE IN THIS DRESS!
Ok. Have fun. :lol:
I have taken my account back. TGRR is now in the fetal position under the desk fucked up on pills, and gnawing on my ankles... it hurts...
O dear. :lol:
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?
ROGER CANNOT DRINK! ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS! ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!
I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!
Oh dear.
I hope Roger feels OK this morning.
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM
THAT I HAVE ENORMOUS TESTICLES.
Mine are more normous.
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/452/bollocks.png)
yesterday was obviously phallic friday. and Fucked Post Friday. :lulz:
PANCE PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY PLEASE!
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?
ROGER CANNOT DRINK! ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS! ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!
I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!
Oh dear.
I hope Roger feels OK this morning.
I feel relaxed. :)
That is a very good feeling.
I'll get you for this, Rooger. :lulz:
In 2016, people will still be bumping this thread.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 19, 2009, 07:40:55 PM
PANCE PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY PLEASE!
Have pity, Pix, I'd get a bad case of the dangly-throbbers! You wouldn't want a fella to feel all bulky and crowded, would you?
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 09:43:03 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 19, 2009, 07:40:55 PM
PANCE PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY PLEASE!
Have pity, Pix, I'd get a bad case of the dangly-throbbers! You wouldn't want a fella to feel all bulky and crowded, would you?
IS NOT MY PROBLEM YOU NEED TO FAP MOAR FROGGY!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 20, 2009, 12:38:16 PMIS NOT MY PROBLEM YOU NEED TO FAP MOAR FROGGY!
This isn't a fapping issue, it's an underwear thing. Fapping just makes them grow bigger and stronger. :cry:
i has solution, Pance.
wear kilt.
Liek u promised me and Fred in IRC.
We wanna see if u has the sexy legs.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 20, 2009, 12:59:46 PM
Liek u promised me and Fred in IRC.
I
promised you miscreants no such thing!
QuoteSep 13 22:22:41 <Kai> KILTS
Sep 13 22:22:57 <idem> my kilt is also made of wind
Sep 13 22:23:05 <Ferd> lol
Sep 13 22:23:18 <Pixie> mmm kilts
Sep 13 22:23:21 <idem> I have the power to shape it around me
Sep 13 22:24:21 <Froggypance> I might wear a kilt.
I have no kilt yet. The Welsh tartan shop in Swansea is closed on Sundays. There's always that tea-towel with the gridwork design.
we still want to see the sexy legs. I can wait till monday, but fred might be moar impatient.
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8605/legsa.jpg)
There. Happy now?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
i cant stop laughing.
this is going to hurt soon.
Actually... hang on... eeurgh...
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1268/legsballs.jpg)
MUCH BETTER.
:omg:
the size of those freaking nads!
fucking saline pervert.
oh my god.
They have a fresh rosy tint that any man would envy.
GREAT GRAY BLUSHING BALLS!