Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: . on September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM

Title: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM
THAT I HAVE ENORMOUS TESTICLES.

That is all.  You may now return to your shameless spaggotry.

:digtbk:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 19, 2009, 02:55:49 AM
 :|

FAIL
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: The Johnny on September 19, 2009, 03:34:26 AM

Maybe they just seem relatively big in comparison to your weiner.

  :troll:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 03:41:45 AM
NO, REALLY.  IT'S NOT TGRR POSTING FROM MY COMPUTER OR ANYTHING.

He wouldn't do that.  He's a Holy Man™, and can be trusted with such things.  That's why I feel perfectly safe leaving my account signed on while I go have rabid monkey sex with Von Melee.  Because Roger would totally NOT fuck with my account and make me look like a prize
HORSE'S ASS!

We can all trust our spiritual adviser, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT! 

NO YOU BASTARDS DON'T TAKE MY PILLS AWAY I NEED THAT SHIT!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 19, 2009, 03:58:34 AM
 :eek:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: xXKazXx on September 19, 2009, 04:04:54 AM
I swear people we are all sane in this house......
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:07:23 AM
Goddammit you bastards why the fuck is everyone but me getting laid?  You bastards.  I will kill you all!  To hell with it.  I'm gonna go plug up the toilet with a shit the size of goddamn DOBERMANN.

Then I'm gonna get some of that sweet, sweet Von Melee loving.  :digtbk:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: xXKazXx on September 19, 2009, 04:08:42 AM
dear lord........i dont want to know that!!!!!
:x
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:11:27 AM
I AM A FUCKING RAIN GOD!  SEND ME VIRGINS!  AND MORE GODDAMN VALIUM!

You fucking pricks have no respect for divinity!  I oughta fucking SMITE you!  AND STOP HOGGING UP YOUR MAN, NIVEK, YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY!  I NEED SOME OF THAT LOVING!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: xXKazXx on September 19, 2009, 04:13:14 AM
Ugggggghhhhh! I feel like hot sick in my headmeat!

But strangely aroused....

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:13:57 AM
BOW BEFORE MY DIVINITY, YOU FUCKING ARMENIAN SWINE!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:14:05 AM
WTF?  :lulz:  Ok. Weekend shinanigans.

Also:  the balls always look bigger when you shave all the hair off.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:15:13 AM
What in the name of holy fucking pterodactyls is happening here?
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Von Melee on September 19, 2009, 04:16:39 AM
I'll have everyone know that my ass hurts like the back of a VW after the entire cast of Roadhouse has had their way with it and each other.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:17:16 AM
Well, congratufuckin'lashuns.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:19:37 AM
HAHAHA!  Nivek painted Von Melee up like a Cuban whore!

FUCKING OWNED!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?

ROGER CANNOT DRINK!  ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS!  ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!

I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:23:15 AM
NOW SHE'S MAKING VON MELEE DO THE MONKEY DANCE!

DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:24:16 AM
PUT MORE COFFEE ON, YOU INGRATES!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:24:50 AM
CAFFIENE FOR THE CAFFIENE GOD!  UNNNNG!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

:lulz:  SRSLY?  :lulz:

Ok.

Also:  get on your own account!  :lol:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:27:38 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

:lulz:  SRSLY?  :lulz:

Ok.

Also:  get on your own account!  :lol:

BUT I FEEL SO FREE IN THIS DRESS!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:28:08 AM
Ok.  Have fun.  :lol:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 04:31:00 AM
I have taken my account back. TGRR is now in the fetal position under the desk fucked up on pills, and gnawing on my ankles... it hurts...
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:34:09 AM
O dear.  :lol:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?

ROGER CANNOT DRINK!  ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS!  ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!

I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!

Oh dear.

I hope Roger feels OK this morning.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 19, 2009, 07:00:51 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM
THAT I HAVE ENORMOUS TESTICLES.
Mine are more normous.
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/452/bollocks.png)
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 19, 2009, 07:40:55 PM
yesterday was obviously phallic friday. and Fucked Post Friday.  :lulz:

PANCE PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY PLEASE!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?

ROGER CANNOT DRINK!  ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS!  ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!

I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!

Oh dear.

I hope Roger feels OK this morning.

I feel relaxed.   :)
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2009, 09:41:55 PM
That is a very good feeling.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: . on September 20, 2009, 01:03:18 AM
I'll get you for this, Rooger.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 02:40:59 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 20, 2009, 01:03:18 AM
I'll get you for this, Rooger.  :lulz:

muhaha
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Golden Applesauce on September 20, 2009, 05:34:51 AM
In 2016, people will still be bumping this thread.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 09:43:03 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 19, 2009, 07:40:55 PM
PANCE PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY PLEASE!
Have pity, Pix, I'd get a bad case of the dangly-throbbers! You wouldn't want a fella to feel all bulky and crowded, would you?
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 12:38:16 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 09:43:03 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 19, 2009, 07:40:55 PM
PANCE PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY PLEASE!
Have pity, Pix, I'd get a bad case of the dangly-throbbers! You wouldn't want a fella to feel all bulky and crowded, would you?


IS NOT MY PROBLEM YOU NEED TO FAP MOAR FROGGY!
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 20, 2009, 12:38:16 PMIS NOT MY PROBLEM YOU NEED TO FAP MOAR FROGGY!

This isn't a fapping issue, it's an underwear thing. Fapping just makes them grow bigger and stronger.  :cry:
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 12:59:46 PM
i has solution, Pance.

wear kilt.

Liek u promised me and Fred in IRC.

We wanna see if u has the sexy legs.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 01:10:26 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 20, 2009, 12:59:46 PM
Liek u promised me and Fred in IRC.

I promised you miscreants no such thing!

QuoteSep 13 22:22:41 <Kai>   KILTS
Sep 13 22:22:57 <idem>  my kilt is also made of wind
Sep 13 22:23:05 <Ferd>  lol
Sep 13 22:23:18 <Pixie> mmm kilts
Sep 13 22:23:21 <idem>  I have the power to shape it around me
Sep 13 22:24:21 <Froggypance>   I might wear a kilt.

I have no kilt yet. The Welsh tartan shop in Swansea is closed on Sundays. There's always that tea-towel with the gridwork design.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 03:37:03 PM
we still want to see the sexy legs. I can wait till monday, but fred might be moar impatient.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 07:39:57 PM
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8605/legsa.jpg)

There. Happy now?
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


i cant stop laughing.

this is going to hurt soon.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 20, 2009, 08:04:06 PM
Actually... hang on... eeurgh...

(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1268/legsballs.jpg)

MUCH BETTER.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 20, 2009, 08:14:16 PM
:omg:


the size of those freaking nads!

fucking saline pervert.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 21, 2009, 12:36:11 AM
oh my god.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Nast on September 21, 2009, 12:39:32 AM
They have a fresh rosy tint that any man would envy.
Title: Re: I'll have you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2009, 12:47:08 AM
GREAT GRAY BLUSHING BALLS!