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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

Title: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM
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Tip: search for
:potd:


It's tricky because you're looking at them out of context. Here's what I dug up



Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 06, 2006, 08:50:18 PM
I heard of a cool new recipe for egg nog.
Bourbon and ice cubes.



Quote from: LMNO on March 07, 2007, 08:48:15 PM
In other news, Christianity is still popular.




Quote from: GIGGLES on January 07, 2007, 07:30:31 AM
YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.





Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 09, 2006, 12:02:58 AM
NO ITZ NOT! ONLY WHITE PEEPLE CAN BE RACIST!
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:joshua:



Quote from: DJRubberducky on January 31, 2007, 04:17:27 PM


The very idea makes me as giddy as a Japanese schoolgirl with a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.





Quote from: triple zero on February 12, 2007, 08:20:43 AM
build a huge 23 out of plexiglas

erect it somewhere on a big square

and fill it with cats



Quote from: Starship, take me on February 03, 2007, 02:10:55 PM
PECK HIM IN THA NADS!
IN THAAAA NAAAAAADS!@~!@~!!!~
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Quote from: ChefWAYSA?

CHEF D,
THINKS YUO SHOULD STICK TO SMIRNOFF ICE







Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 13, 2007, 11:42:52 PM
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2007, 12:38:42 AM
I think i'm going to go drink some eggnog tonight.

Peace out suckkas!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 14, 2007, 02:48:39 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

Quote from: GIGGLES on January 07, 2007, 07:30:31 AM
YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 14, 2007, 05:46:04 PM
Because I love to quote myself:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 14, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 14, 2007, 10:08:18 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 14, 2007, 05:46:04 PM
Because I love to quote myself:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 14, 2007, 10:27:43 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 14, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!

Go thread digging and find yuor own. There's a fucking goldmine out there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 14, 2007, 10:47:18 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewhen I was much younger, I once fired a bullfrog out of a potato gun.

surprisingly enough, the bullfrog survived unharmed.


until, that is, its flight trajectory carried it across the highway and into the passenger compartment of a speeding convertible.

needless to say, hilarity ensued.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 AM
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 15, 2007, 01:27:18 AM
If you throw them high enough and they land on the road they make a wonderful 'pop'
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 01:30:59 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 AM
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

No it wasn't. Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:31:32 AM
yes it was
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 01:37:38 AM
My friends and I would kick the shit out of you sadistic pussies.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:39:36 AM
hey, i was only eight and an idiot
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 01:42:05 AM
If it was soooo awesome, you might try it again.
Hence the beating.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 01:46:45 AM
Yeah, doing that shit when you were a stupid kid was one thing but unless you need to eat them killing animals is pretty fucking weak.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 15, 2007, 01:49:56 AM
I killed a frog once, out of curiosity, when I was very young.

It was rather sickly but I remember getting a feeling of immense guilt, didnt do it again.

I think I had a little pacifist phase for a little while after that, refusing to kill insects, etc   :lulz:


Weird
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 15, 2007, 01:50:45 AM
I felt bad, but not that bad...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 15, 2007, 01:53:03 AM
Yeah, now that I look back on it, I can't figure out why I felt really, really bad about it.

Meh...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 15, 2007, 03:04:21 AM
I've never killed anything aside from a gross bug in my house.
But I sure poked the hell out of some roadkills when I was a kid.
You know.... out of curiosity
"what's in there?"






goo. it was always goo.





......and crawly things  :eek:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Trojan Man on April 15, 2007, 03:39:05 AM
I kill everything I see.  Just kidding.  I'm not a psychopath.  Yet.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Trojan Man! on April 15, 2007, 03:39:05 AM
I kill everything I see.  Just kidding.  I'm not a psychopath.  Yet.
being a psychopath is fun
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 04:28:55 AM
How the fuck would you know?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 04:45:53 AM
I kill for pest control.
Rats and mice.

Frogs are harmless though.

Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 04:20:51 AM
being a psychopath is fun

Are you going to start this schtick?
Fuck Psychopaths.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 15, 2007, 04:54:29 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 15, 2007, 04:28:55 AM
How the fuck would you know?

Truth.  I work with a couple dozen certifieds a day, and I know they're not enjoying thier schizophrenia.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 04:56:54 AM
scizophrenic =/= psychopathic
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 15, 2007, 05:01:04 AM
Link to clarifications, anyone?

Minor detail, carry on.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on April 15, 2007, 05:37:28 AM




Quote from: GIGGLES on January 07, 2007, 07:30:31 AM
YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.


GOD DAMNIT I AM AWESOME!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 11:19:48 AM
Psychopathy relates to anti-social behaviour disorder (a bullshit psychological catch all), lack of empathy or conscience and poor impulse control.  Schizophrenia is a whole host of symptoms that confuses cogitation, but also has an effect on emotional stability, perception of reality, delusions and abstract thinking and speech.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 11:55:23 AM
My pet hate is people who adopt a 'trendy' mental condition in casual conversation

"I'm a total psycho"

"I'm depressed"

"I'm a skitz"

It's not big and it's not clever people - try the real fucking deal if you don't believe me
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 11:59:03 AM
I'm not a big fan of it either.  I wondered what you thought, to be honest.  With me, its because although I dropped the subject, I do love reading and learning about psychology.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 12:15:08 PM
Psychology should be explored. Reading and learning is like reading and learning about anything from driving to fucking. Helps if you've fucked behind the wheel of an vehicle to get the whole picture.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:18:16 PM
Troof.  I may be a shitty scientist, but I've always had a knack for trying to think like other people.  Probably all that bloody chess and martial arts when I was a kid...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 12:40:04 PM
Advise make a choice between two options:

1 - get inside your own head and start hacking around, see what happens. Very large chance that if you are successful you will totally melt your mind. Psychotic breaks = no laughing matter. Can be tricky putting back together but good learning experience

2 - Follow occult system of your choosing. Some are better than others, many are total bollix. Approach like martial arts for your brain. Rituals = exercises/kata

Difference between 1&2 = difference between snowboarding and chess
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 12:58:27 PM
That book totally pwns btw.

I've lived bits of that story. Totally took me back. Dunno about anyone else but I see meltdowns kinda like nights on the piss - retrospective lulz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 15, 2007, 12:59:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.

I'm interested in mind hacks, sounds interesting :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 01:11:48 PM
Then you wont find it at the following link: http://mihd.net/yj9clu
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 15, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 AM
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

umm.

lighting living animals on fire is generally considered uncool.

at any age.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with.  I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.

I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.

They have a followup to that one too but this time it's mental exercises you can do to strengthen certain skills. They make a lot of good technical books.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 15, 2007, 02:54:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 01:11:48 PM
Then you wont find it at the following link: http://mihd.net/yj9clu

Of course I won't Cain.

Thanks anyway. :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 15, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 15, 2007, 11:55:23 AM
My pet hate is people who adopt a 'trendy' mental condition in casual conversation

"I'm a total psycho"

"I'm depressed"

"I'm a skitz"

It's not big and it's not clever people - try the real fucking deal if you don't believe me

Whats worse imo, is people who actually have said disorders, and fucking brag about them to get attention.

I usually reply with this:

(http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/original/cruisejune241.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 04:29:44 PM
Like this?

(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8461/tomcruisepsychologyrf5.jpg)

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I would say most Discordians suffer from a rather mild form of anti-social personality disorder, but that is to be expected really.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 15, 2007, 05:02:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 04:23:08 PM
Well, I don't know about you, but in the event the entire internet dies, I'm quite likely too busy scavenging through the remains of the country for food, water, weapons and loyal minions to worry about you guys.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2007, 05:56:38 PM
Kiddie pr0n isn't lateral thinking, and it only stimulates my mind to kick perverts until they stop moving.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2007, 09:58:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 15, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
Whats worse imo, is people who actually have said disorders, and fucking brag about them to get attention.

Not worse.
I'm going to live out the rest of my life in and out of mental hospitals. I have no friends, no lovers, no life. I live under constant worry that one day I will kill a loved one in a psychotic fit, and be in prison the rest of my life. All this, just because.
I'm a light and positive case.
Most are worse off.
If "bragging" gets someone some needed attention, so be it. It's all they've got.
Eat it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 15, 2007, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Kai WrenSo... taking down forums, is that like genocide?  :lol:

ermm....

I was just following orders.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 15, 2007, 10:10:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 09, 2006, 07:05:16 PM
Quote[1]No, I don't bother with the "k" on the end. If I honestly have cause to believe you will confuse what I'm talking about with the stuff Penn & Teller do, odds are good I don't even bother talking to you about it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 15, 2007, 10:13:45 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 15, 2007, 10:46:27 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
Oh, wait, I am a pole-smoking liberal! That means I get all the prizes if I just sit here and wait for the conspiracy to work its magic, right?

8)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 16, 2007, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on April 16, 2007, 02:21:29 AM
(http://www.spinferno.com/images/forum/teh_funnies/SPARTAAA/leonidas-kid.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 10:50:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2007, 04:29:44 PM
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I would say most Discordians suffer from a rather mild form of anti-social personality disorder, but that is to be expected really.

"anti-social personality disorder" ? What exactly do you mean by that?

I'm just wondering why all discordians talk about stars and politics all day long.
For me, its absolutly uninteresting which fucking britney spears clon pissed in which corner of which fucking building (except if its my house).
So whats the big deal?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2007, 10:52:54 PM
Ignoring social norms, impulse control issues and problems with empathy.

I don't talk about stars at all, I never watch TV or listen to the radio.  I talk about politics because I study it.  Its kind of hard to watch as yet another retard somewhere in the media butchers the public discourse again and again without comment.  Although I am trying to concentrate on philosophy more.

Besides, if you don't like what is being talked about, perhaps you should start some threads on what you like?  Just a suggestion.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:03:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2007, 10:52:54 PM
Ignoring social norms, impulse control issues and problems with empathy.

Well thats like the definition (or the requirements?) for discordianism.

Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet. Dont know why though.
Dont know since when im registered here, but i prefer reading all the nonsense and collecting stuff. This board and most of you guys are like a big fat book, you could call it a bible, though it sounds to much like church. Thsi page should be considered base knowledge for all schools, even TGRR would be satisfied with all the noobs he can shoot than.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 16, 2007, 11:06:00 PM
Quote from: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:03:04 PM
This board and most of you guys are like a big fat book, you could call it a bible, though it sounds to much like church. Thsi page should be considered base knowledge for all schools, even TGRR would be satisfied with all the noobs he can shoot than.  :mrgreen:

I can see it now,
PD.com Forumology 101
taught by Professor Cramulus
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 11:10:20 PM
Quote from: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:03:04 PM
Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet.

Then...

(http://unclebear.com/images/uploads/75mmscooter.jpg)

QUIT YOUR BITCHING!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:15:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 11:10:20 PM
Quote from: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:03:04 PM
Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet.

Then...

(http://unclebear.com/images/uploads/75mmscooter.jpg)

QUIT YOUR BITCHING!

I leave that to you roger, seems more your style ;)
And i stop bitching when i decid to stop bitching. btw i didnt even start bitching yet  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2007, 11:21:44 PM
Quote from: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:15:23 PM


I leave that to you roger, seems more your style ;)


Quitting bitching is my style?

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS! :rogpipe:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:24:21 PM
i meant your pic god damnit.
I'd love to see YOU quit bitching  :lulz:
Thats when i know, the end of the universe is near.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 12:15:16 AM
Quote from: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:24:21 PM
i meant your pic god damnit.
I'd love to see YOU quit bitching  :lulz:
Thats when i know, the end of the universe is near.

Oh, okay then.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 17, 2007, 07:44:52 PM
OP has been derailed, so I'm quoting roger awarding me Best. Post. Evar. to keep up appearances. :mrgreen:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 25, 2007, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: l0c0dantes on March 25, 2007, 04:30:49 AM
Yea, got talked in to it by a girl, and have no idea what to expect other than discordian is zen for roundeyes, so by that logic, I alredy know something. But what?
Zen is paying money to go to a seminar on Zen, only to realise you've wasted your money.
Those smiles the monks give you aren't because they like you, those smiles are people laughing at you deep down inside. Stupid roundeyes. They'll pay for anything.

Best.  Post.  Evar.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2007, 02:58:17 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 20, 2007, 10:12:36 AM
WTF BUT MY PHYSICS TEACHER
SAID IT WAS 99% EMPTY SPACE
     SRSLY
         \
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/St_JtB/350_skull.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2007, 03:02:42 PM
...and from yesterday (since I wasn't here  because I was out doing EXCITING irl stuff for GREAT JUSTICE)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2007, 04:09:03 AM
http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2007/04/19/641634.html&cvqh=itn_gonzales

Gonzales marched out of the hearing at its conclusion, shortly before 5 p.m., as protesters began singing "Hey, hey, goodbye" from the 1970s hit song by Steam.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 22, 2007, 05:03:39 AM
Another sample of greatness

QuoteHI, I,ÄôM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN,ÄôS WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGIUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE,ÄôS SACRED DOMAIN ,Äî YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 22, 2007, 07:59:41 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 22, 2007, 07:36:50 AM
TGRR During his brief stint as a Dutch TV interviewer in the 1980s. (http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/vexati0n/?action=view&current=the_interview1.flv)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dingo on April 23, 2007, 12:13:18 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 AM
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

I'd love to see you jiggle under the same circumstances. Dork.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 23, 2007, 04:03:40 PM
Quote from: sillycybinOh give me a home
where there's no pope of rome
no chapels to sadden my eyes (my eyes)
no nuns and no priests
and no rosary beads
every day is the 12th of July

(to the tune of home on the range)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 23, 2007, 07:41:09 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 23, 2007, 06:23:54 PM
the matrix = gnosticism with microchips.


OH NOES!!11 TEH ROBOTZ MADE AN EVIL WORLD OF ILLUSION!!

IT'S OK!! WE CAN EAT PILLS AND USE KUNG-FU!





Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on April 24, 2007, 05:27:34 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 24, 2007, 05:22:03 PM
I Chris Columbussed my own brain - sailed clear off the edge  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 26, 2007, 02:38:13 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

Quote from: rzasthole on April 05, 2007, 06:27:03 AM
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 12, 2007, 01:19:44 PM
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 26, 2007, 03:37:57 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 26, 2007, 03:39:48 PM
I still laugh at PC's every time I see it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 26, 2007, 04:09:38 PM
 :thanks:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 26, 2007, 04:22:12 PM
A do laugh every time I read that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 26, 2007, 05:07:12 PM
I enjoy rzastholes'. 

Very awesome. :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 26, 2007, 09:38:22 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 26, 2007, 08:46:50 PM
The New York Times says:  "PD.COM, it's Uproarious"
Ebert and Roeper give PD.COM two thumbs, up the ass. 
Larry King says, "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 26, 2007, 09:41:06 PM
:thanks:

I'm here all week.  Next week I'll be at the Grand Rapids Turtle Mating Convention. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on April 26, 2007, 10:12:34 PM
HAY GUYZ@ NICE POSTING! WHO WANTS A HAND JOB?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 26, 2007, 10:33:14 PM
Quote from: GIGGLES on April 26, 2007, 10:12:34 PM
HAY GUYZ@ NICE POSTING! WHO WANTS A HAND JOB?
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 27, 2007, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 26, 2007, 12:35:04 PM

                             "Raggi" ?

                                  \

(http://www.houseofthemes.com/Scooby%20Doo.jpg)

apparently, it was that good. so i deserve this spot on the thread of fame.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: B_M_W on April 28, 2007, 01:04:17 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 27, 2007, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 26, 2007, 12:35:04 PM

                             "Raggi" ?

                                  \

(http://www.houseofthemes.com/Scooby%20Doo.jpg)

apparently, it was that good. so i deserve this spot on the thread of fame.

Damn right it deserves it.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 30, 2007, 02:35:51 PM
I guess I don't get that one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 30, 2007, 03:11:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 28, 2007, 02:24:17 PM
(http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/144motivational.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 30, 2007, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 30, 2007, 02:35:51 PM
I guess I don't get that one.

From here http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12387.0

Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2007, 11:50:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2007, 11:40:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2007, 11:28:04 PM
Grievously insulting another man:



There are three words from maliced verse between men, which are punished with full outlawry. If a man calls a man ragr or stro??inn or sor??inn. And they shall be punished as fully slanderous words, and a man is given the right to kill for these words. (6)


From WPs link

You shut your mouth, ragr.

Fuckin' ouch man!

EDIT: For others illumination-

May be found in Old Danish as Raghi, occurs in OW.Norse as Ragi (also found as a by-name). From the OW.Norse adjective ragr "cowardly, homosexual." May occur in the nominative case form ragi, although this may instead represent the name Raggi.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 30, 2007, 03:23:10 PM
Ah.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 30, 2007, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 30, 2007, 02:00:41 PM
I mean for fuck's sake man!

Do you just lurk on this forum all fucking day waiting for the best moment to say something completely retarded?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 30, 2007, 08:49:14 PM
Vain as it may be, I'm nominating the following graphics as POTD, courtesy of THE WRATH OF MSPAINT cabal.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/hunterandsavage.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/beardomakeoutparty.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/chef.jpg)

Looking back on it, I've used Hunter's head quite a bit today. What about you, Hunter?  :p
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 30, 2007, 08:54:27 PM
If gay bearded sex inspires you, roll with it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM
He's turned your internet likeness into an icon for gay love.

Do your thing, Iconoclast.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2007, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 27, 2007, 06:51:02 PM
Its spelt "Wykkans".  Because i is a letter of male oppression.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 03, 2007, 02:58:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM
He's turned your internet likeness into an icon for gay love.

Do your thing, Iconoclast.

I also helps that I talk about gay love alot.

I just notice the quotes around Macho Man.
That's an official title.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 04, 2007, 02:58:40 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on May 04, 2007, 01:46:39 AM
(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5948/tokyodriftrw8.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2007, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 04, 2007, 04:43:14 PM

TTM,
actually a CIA operative instructed to infiltrate the discordians who, upon finding out they're just a bunch of tards on a forum, just starting making shit up because this is an easy assignment.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 04, 2007, 07:16:52 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 04, 2007, 01:40:21 PM
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2007, 12:11:12 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 04, 2007, 07:16:52 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 04, 2007, 01:40:21 PM
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.

:lulz: No freaking comment.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 07, 2007, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 07, 2007, 03:05:32 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 07, 2007, 02:45:26 PM
Quote from: Discord on May 07, 2007, 12:12:25 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 06, 2007, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Discord on May 05, 2007, 09:35:41 AM
And another lame ass hollywood star got shot down.
Britney Down.
Paris in jail,
just another 1000 to go

Only 1000, or are you using a base 60 number system?

I was just trying not to sound like the human-race-hating-cybin.
Although I'm on his side.

I don't think celebrities count as human.

Most humans don't count as human

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 07, 2007, 04:53:12 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 04, 2007, 02:58:40 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on May 04, 2007, 01:46:39 AM
(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5948/tokyodriftrw8.gif)

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 08, 2007, 10:51:04 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 08, 2007, 03:08:08 PM
Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!

"Uh-oh, here comes the lobster man!"

Quote from: PopeTom on May 08, 2007, 03:59:28 PM
Include in any conversation with a customer:

"And would you like to make a $1 donation the the HIMEOBS campaign fund?"

You are on your own if anyone actually says yes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 10, 2007, 10:51:49 PM
(http://www.law.ucla.edu/kang/racerightsreparation/Resources/Photographs/pledge.jpg)


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 10, 2007, 02:57:17 PM
L
O
MAO

haw, cwut i did thar?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 14, 2007, 06:26:23 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 04, 2007, 07:21:01 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 03, 2007, 07:41:41 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 03, 2007, 07:35:58 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 03, 2007, 07:31:42 PM
my english teacher said i was "a character,"

WHAT LEVEL CHARACTER R U?

she never said. </tragedy>

DID U ALWAYS HIT ON ALL THE CHICKS?

IF NOT YOU PROBABLY WERE A NON PLAYER CHARACTER
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: B_M_W on May 14, 2007, 07:26:54 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 15, 2007, 05:25:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2007, 05:19:29 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on May 15, 2007, 05:18:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2007, 04:52:25 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on May 15, 2007, 04:51:06 AM


Tell me then, smart guy, how do you explain that woman in Mexico who had the Virgin Mary's face burnt into her nachos skillet? Hmm?

(http://www.norelpref.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/vintagebob.jpg)

That is gorgeous.

Also, when I say anywhere, I mean anywhere. Ever heard of those people who see jesus in the eagle nebula?

No.  Raelians?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 15, 2007, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 15, 2007, 05:33:32 PM

Quote from: Hawk on May 15, 2007, 05:02:47 PM
I enjoy fantasy. The key word is fantasy. I use it as an escape from reality. As far as it being for kids, I also watched Shreck (sp) and laughed my ass off. I refuse to allow every waking moment of my life to be wound up in too much 'serious'.

And I'm 53.

Holy shit dude, you could be my Grandad!!

HELP I'M BEING GROOMZ0RRED!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2007, 05:52:48 PM
Quote from: MangroveDon't you guys play 'Thelemite Matador'?

You wave a cloth at Thelemites, bait them about how stupid they are and when they lunge at you, jump aside and yell 'Cr-Ole!'
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 15, 2007, 09:14:32 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 15, 2007, 09:00:47 PM
PARTICIPANTS NEEDED

Procedure:


  • Get yourself really close to orgasm
  • Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A (http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg), Link B (http://www.beastiality.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/2.jpg), Link C (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/graphics/nav1.jpg), Link D (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/DSPhotoGuy/midget_porn02.jpg), Link E (http://shitonkikes.com/images/scat-porn.jpg), Link F (http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg) (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
  • You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
  • Report short-term and long-term and results here

Do it for SCIENCE
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 16, 2007, 04:52:53 AM
Quote from: cyberus on May 15, 2007, 05:33:42 AM
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/ddramone29/Forum%20Images/Slap_for_Sparta.gif)

I'd hit it.

Just like that dude did.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 16, 2007, 10:02:18 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 16, 2007, 09:44:58 PM
now I've got blue troll balls
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2007, 03:56:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 17, 2007, 03:54:59 PM
Quote from: Idem on May 17, 2007, 03:54:03 PM
Fuck, I'm gonna be living pretty close to one of those this summer.


Translation:

TARGET AQUIRED.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 17, 2007, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 17, 2007, 07:50:37 PM
Quote from: Idem on May 17, 2007, 07:47:15 PM
"How did Hitler solidify his power?"

"What is the title of our National Anthem and who wrote it?"

"Define 'draft'"

"The 1st 10 Amendments to the Constitution are called what?"


1. Rush Limbaugh
2. "Achey Breaky Heart", Billy Ray Cyrus.
3. Child sacrifice to Mannon
4. "Endangered Species."




Did I get it right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 17, 2007, 08:15:52 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 16, 2007, 09:19:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2007, 05:22:20 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 15, 2007, 05:21:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 15, 2007, 05:03:46 PM
Old fart, having fun ITT.

Heh, always.

And I agree with Cain, too many Tolkein wannabees running around. If a writer has to steal instead of using the imagination the STFU. We have about every King book here, including the Bachman books. There is imagination at work. Or serious drugs.

No, that's what happens when you drink the water in Bangor. 

this is the correct arsenic-cycle.

also, the best fantasy writer ever is whoever releases the GAO Reports.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 17, 2007, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 17, 2007, 10:57:08 AM
Also

(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/711179395605083.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 17, 2007, 08:39:25 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 17, 2007, 08:25:22 PM
Pray for Terry Schaivo porn to be discovered.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 06:13:51 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 16, 2007, 03:07:30 PM
a) Orgasm Normal

b) Orgasm smelled much more like vegetable soup than usual (still tasted the same tho)

c) Orgasm was particularly thick in texture, had to be coaxed from urethra with a little fish hook which I keep near my PC for this very purpose

d) Orgasm was intensely satisfying - kept doing the -biting the air - face for a lot longer than usual. (roughly 73.49 seconds as opposed to 16.3)

e) Double orgasm - I actually ejaculated out my mouth a little at the same time. This has happened a couple of times before but never whilst masturbating.

f) Didn't manage to orgasm as the fuse blew on my soldering iron before I managed to become fully aroused.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 18, 2007, 07:38:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2007, 06:27:58 AM
WIRE TAPPING?  THIS IS MADNESS!
\
:ashcroft:

THIS...IS...SPARTA!
\
:bush:


**Bush kicks Ashcroft's body down the well**
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 07:57:23 PM
FUCK! THAT WAS OUR DRINKING WATER!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 18, 2007, 07:58:05 PM
LOLOLOL H2O RUINED!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 08:01:05 PM
Now it's going to taste like bloated Ashcroft corpse.


Thanks George, fucking dick.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 18, 2007, 08:02:18 PM
In regards to Photobucket:

Quote from: triple zero on May 18, 2007, 09:58:20 AM
i think they only ban pics when whiney people submit a complaint.

hint: they have a form for that

more hint: baby pics are offensive when you can see their nipples. GO!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on May 19, 2007, 09:49:21 PM
Quote from: kalthir on May 19, 2007, 09:21:08 PM
Right. Hi. New here. Obviously.
Having arrived on a wave of enthusiasm fueled by The Illuminatus Trilogy and the wikipedia article on Discordianism, I find myself in awe of the level of self-righteous smugness here. I can only hope that one day I'll be able to manipulate disdain of such titanic proportions.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on May 20, 2007, 11:04:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 20, 2007, 04:20:39 AM
No shit.  You keep your troops in those sort of conditions long enough and they turn into throat-slitting, nasty business types themselves.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 20, 2007, 11:16:37 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 20, 2007, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2007, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 20, 2007, 07:14:17 PM

Anyway, good to know you all care enough about me to respond to my trolling for attention, I hate you all too, dick wipes.



My little misanthrope is all growed up. *sniff*

Don't you fucking dare patronise me, cuntstable.

This thread wasn't for you, it was for all the cool people here.
Go back to that rock you crawled out of, I hear there's no IRC there.

I hope someone fucking wreaks your squad car and one of your asshole friends gets fired for being a dickhead so you have to work extra shifts and drive a fucked up car.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 21, 2007, 07:31:45 AM
Quote from: saint aini on May 21, 2007, 12:27:01 AM
rebellous stupid shit is still stupid shit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 09:13:39 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 16, 2007, 01:34:38 PM
Couple of words of advice for you to ignore as you see fit

1) Change the avatar for one that doesn't state explicitly that you are a fucking idiot

2) Learn what fascism is before you go blindly agreeing with it's premises

3) Post something

If you are a poseur fascist then you are too fucking dumb to post here

If you are an educated fascist then we hate you anyways

...and you're still too fucking dumb to post here.

In fact, now that I think about it I can whittle that advice down:

1) Fuck off!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 21, 2007, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2007, 07:37:34 PM
and everyone in this whole forum put together in a fistfucking, babyraping, goatmolesting pile of debauchery couldn't possibly have looser morals than Enrico Salazar at his own baptism.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 21, 2007, 09:13:18 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/ttmalarm.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 21, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 06:07:29 PM
Man, I really need to move forward with my idea of including disposable cameras with bottles of tequila.

because it's genius.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 22, 2007, 03:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 22, 2007, 02:51:40 PM
Nope.  I have a compartment located in my abdomen that needs to be hosed out once a day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 22, 2007, 04:15:22 PM
(slightly edited for clarity, from a thread a few days ago, about religion/spirituality)

Cain: I never tell people, unless they ask.  Its impolite, otherwise.  And utterly useless.  I tell you, most Pagans would never face "persecution" if they had any social manners whatsoever.

SillyCybin: Hell yeah! I've been known to wear pagan paraphernalia (pentagrams and sun/moon jewellery and the like) and, when asked what they mean, say something along the lines of "Nothing - it's just fucking jewellery dude!"

TGRR: "I take them from Pagans I beat up.  They're like trophies."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 24, 2007, 09:20:36 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 24, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
by all accounts I've read, George Washington was a legitimate superhero. People talked about him like like he was Neo or something.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/george-washington-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:10:21 AM
This page get's +10 win for using the word "cunstable"

also

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 24, 2007, 05:20:13 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/im-just-a-cat.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:11:56 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:10:21 AM
This page get's +10 win for using the word "cunstable"


:tgrr:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:13:07 AM
Wut? Aren't you a sherrif's deputy?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:14:22 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:13:07 AM
Wut? Aren't you a sherrif's deputy?

Nope.

They get shot too much, here.  (Pima County FTL.)

I'm a constable for a few little podunk-ass towns.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:15:57 AM
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:17:29 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:15:57 AM
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.

And if they do?

Whack 'em in the jimmy?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 25, 2007, 06:19:21 AM
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2007, 06:20:37 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:19:21 AM
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.

Hickory FTW.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 08:46:40 PM


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:28:06 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 08:46:40 PM


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.

Neither do I.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:28:32 AM
Quote from: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:28:06 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 08:46:40 PM


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.

Neither do I.

:potd:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 27, 2007, 03:54:55 AM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 27, 2007, 03:55:14 AM
Quote from: Idem on May 27, 2007, 03:54:55 AM
.
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 27, 2007, 04:08:07 AM
Are you on your

.

?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:15:16 PM
I'm always a bitch.  How do you want me?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 27, 2007, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 27, 2007, 04:53:05 AM
FACT: Any group with Hugh as the leader will immediately be declared an enemy of HIMEOBS.

Hugh is a fucking tool and I hope he gets face-herpies.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2007, 06:28:23 AM
from fucking face-raping bats, for great justice.

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 27, 2007, 06:53:53 AM
Great fucking Justice!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 29, 2007, 03:33:15 AM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 29, 2007, 03:09:52 AM
(http://11chan.net/b/src/1180395545551.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 29, 2007, 03:58:36 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 29, 2007, 03:49:22 PM
LMNO - glad to hear things went ok.

So, what superpowers did the radiation bestow upon your dad?

I'm sort of hoping that he can shoot particle beams out of his eyes to destroy creationists. That'd be cool.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No....it's PEER REVIEW MAN!!!!

Dimwit 1: I believe the universe was made in 6 days.
PRM: Hah hah ahh ahha....zzzzzt [dimwit vapourized]

Dimwit 2: Because of quantum physics, I can control all matter!
PRM: Ha ha ha hah.....ZZZZT.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 29, 2007, 07:27:47 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 28, 2007, 11:40:24 AM
In that case I'm going to buy up as many internets as I can while they're cheap and stockpile them for later :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 29, 2007, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 29, 2007, 08:08:11 PM
"The problem with America today is that the evil has settled to the bottom, and things are getting poopy. A country is like a snow globe. How do you make a snow globe pretty again? By shaking things up! That's why we propose that every citizen must leave the US, and become a citizen of another country. Only immigrants will be allowed with the borders of the United States."

Legal? Fail.
Cramulus/Durden
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 29, 2007, 09:40:09 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 29, 2007, 09:01:34 PM
Seriously

if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!

Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.

friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 29, 2007, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 29, 2007, 09:40:09 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 29, 2007, 09:01:34 PM
Seriously

if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!

Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.

friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.

you'd think the American Diabetic Association would proofread their informational pamphlets.....
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on May 30, 2007, 01:07:41 AM
NOW AM PLEASE TO PRESENT OUR GREAT!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 08, 2005, 07:45:24 AM
EW! YUCK! LARGE FLOPPY ELDERLY LEATHERY BREASTS DEVOUR BUDDHA'S LIBIDO AND POOP OUT IMPOTENCY! MAKE ME YOUNG AGAIN REVLON! POWDER GRANNY'S TITS WITH TALCUM!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 10, 2005, 07:21:55 AM
BUT DO NOT DO THIS! IT IS TERRIBLE AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF ANGRY HERPIES RIDDEN BUT VERY ATTRACTIVE GORILLAS WHO WILL RAPE YOU WITHOUT THE USE OF LUBRICANT!


Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 05, 2005, 06:06:50 AM
I AM SLOW BECAUSE OF MY GIRTH. DO YOU SEE? IT JIGGLES LIKE A CHUNKY PROSTITUTE FILLED WITH MONEY!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 17, 2005, 12:30:11 PM
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 26, 2005, 05:44:54 PM
YOUR WITTY RETORTS MAKE MY OVERSIZED CHESTICLES JIGGLE WITH GLEE!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 05, 2005, 06:10:49 AM
HE SHOULD GIVE ALL OF HIS MONEY TO THE CHINAMEN SO THAY CAN AFFORD TO FINISH CUTTING THEIR HAIR! AND BY SANDWICHES!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 05, 2005, 05:30:16 PM
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY THIGHS! I WILL CRUSH YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR POOPING ORAFICE AS IF YOU WERE TOOTHPASTE WITH MY MASSIVE GIRTH! DO YOU SEE?

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 06, 2005, 04:53:27 AM
WHY IS HIS NAME THUNDERLIPS? DOES HE QUIEF LOUDLY WITH HIS MASSIVE AND HEAVILY MUSCLED VAGINA?

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 12, 2005, 01:13:28 AM
THAT LOOKS TOO BIG FOR PROCREATING! ARE YOU SURE?

[/quote]

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 06, 2005, 03:46:40 AM
I LET MY CHI LOOSE ALL OVER HIS FACE! IT WAS VERY LIBERATING!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 06, 2005, 05:01:34 AM
NOW YOU HAVE CONFUSED ME, ARE YOU PULLING WOOL INTO MY EYEBALLS?

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 08, 2005, 07:50:57 AM
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU AWFUL RACIST! YOU MIGHT ONE DAY MEET A RACIST BLACK MAN AND HE WILL INSERT MARBLES INTO YOUR INTESTINES WHILE HITTING YOU WITH HEAVY HAMMERS! IT WILL BE HORROR! THERE WILL BE BLOODY CHUNKY GLASS FILLED POOP AND YOU WON'T LIKE IT SO DON'T BE SO RACIST! I WILL TELL ON YOU!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 08, 2005, 07:52:09 AM
YOU RAPE BUDDHA'S INNER LOINS! HE IS NO ALIEN JUXTAPOSITION!!!!!

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 17, 2005, 12:31:38 PM
THE MISSING PICKLE
WHY DID YOU BAN ME?!?!?
CAN'T FIND IT

NEXT TOPIC: Why ban Buddha's Ghost Penis?

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 05, 2005, 05:57:17 AM
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FOOD COOKING JOB AS BILLIONS OF LITTLE CHINA BOYS AND GIRLS DIE BY THE BILLIONS! YOU SHOULD FEEL AWFUL!


Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 06, 2005, 03:46:40 AM
I LET MY CHI LOOSE ALL OVER HIS FACE! IT WAS VERY LIBERATING!
:D

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 08, 2005, 07:34:07 AM
YOU ALL MAKE ME SO









happy



NOW I WILL PEE EVERYWHERE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on May 30, 2007, 07:32:25 AM
This thread has transmuted from something cool, to something godlike.   :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 30, 2007, 03:40:52 PM
I've been going on for some time about how hot robots are. This is from January.

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 22, 2007, 09:52:31 PM
WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:


  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a volume control on one nipple, and an AM/FM tuner on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of delicious beer.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including schoolgirl, dominatrix, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, Bea Arthur (edit: Ann Coultier)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to several cameras in my bedroom. When I'm railing her from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into pornlike footage and project it onto the wall.

Felix Fixed it Thusly

Quote from: Felix on January 22, 2007, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 22, 2007, 09:52:31 PM
WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:


  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a power drill on one nipple, and thumb-screw on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of deadly poison.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including Ted Bundy, Al Pacino, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, General Patton (edit: Saddam)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to the CIA database. When she's railing me from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into gruesome, disturbing footage and project it onto the wall.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 30, 2007, 05:09:08 PM
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 30, 2007, 05:15:24 PM
simultaneously???? :eek:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 30, 2007, 05:15:57 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 30, 2007, 05:09:08 PM
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

GENTLEMEN, IF YUOR ASS IS NOT FULL OF CHERRY-BOMBS, WAYSA?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 31, 2007, 02:41:07 AM
Haw!  Sort of like in The Fly with Ben Stiller!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2007, 02:42:58 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 30, 2007, 05:09:08 PM
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

WORST MISTAKE SINCE YUO BANNED ME!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 31, 2007, 07:24:44 AM
Why?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on May 31, 2007, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2007, 02:42:58 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 30, 2007, 05:09:08 PM
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

WORST MISTAKE SINCE YUO BANNED ME!

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on May 31, 2007, 07:20:50 PM
Quote from: SuuPD.COM: Fuck trucks in tubes, we drive the Omnibus.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 01, 2007, 03:17:54 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 01, 2007, 03:12:52 PM
take all the time you need in order to come to terms with the primate vulvanity of things.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 01, 2007, 03:51:24 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 01, 2007, 03:25:29 PM
First you have to take it out to a nice dinner... share a bottle of wine... long walk on the beach... THEN you do pot.

They call pot a gateway drug because after a high maintenance relationship like that one, the simplicity of coke's quickie-in-the-bathroom becomes very appealing!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2007, 01:20:05 AM
onelook.com could not account for vulvanity.

halp
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 02, 2007, 01:24:08 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 29, 2007, 09:27:36 PM
YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF INTERNET.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR NEAREST INTERNET OUTLET FOR MORE INTERNETS.


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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2007, 01:28:32 AM
They spelled intarspheres wrong.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 04, 2007, 04:33:39 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 04, 2007, 03:19:43 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 04, 2007, 07:57:59 AM
Quote from: Izzo on June 04, 2007, 07:22:53 AM
Tonight, while playing trivial pursuit, I learned that Nigerians put lizard shit in their weed.

Actually, I've known about that one for a while.
From what I understand, you don't need weed for the lizard shit to be effective.

Lys, I'd hang out with you just to see what kind of retarded shit you could be talked into doing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 04, 2007, 04:34:39 PM
 :lulz:

I was just about to post that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goatee and everything.

It was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 05, 2007, 04:05:41 PM
...What is on YUOR mind?!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 05, 2007, 04:07:09 PM
tbh, that was how I read it too.  C'mon, someone starts a post with midget in the first sentence, you've gotta assume goatse over goatee. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on June 05, 2007, 05:29:00 PM
damn it, I read it as goatse over goatse  :x
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 05, 2007, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 05, 2007, 07:42:34 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 05, 2007, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!

A: Yes but your dutch, and therefore you HAVE to misread anything at a genius level

B: Davey told me this on IRC, but as it was IRC, and the first rule of IRC is you don't talk about IRC (at least where TGRR and ECH will read it), I told no one. Apparently, he wasn't in green clothes, and so doesn't qualify entirely as a leprechaun...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 05, 2007, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 08:08:55 PM
"We were right in the middle of doing the Pork Shoulder, when she suddenly leaned over and snorted a Darth Cupcake."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fuzzymike on June 05, 2007, 09:28:26 PM
Quote from: saint aini on May 07, 2007, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 07, 2007, 03:05:32 PM


Most humans don't count as human



Seconded, unless I'm late in which case thirded or fourthed, whichever applies.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 05, 2007, 09:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2007, 09:04:00 PM
You and I need to go in tonight and give them some more tubgirl.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 06, 2007, 03:25:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 06, 2007, 03:07:24 PM
...
















...















...

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 06, 2007, 03:29:59 PM
y'know, taken out of context, that is really not that funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 06, 2007, 03:30:56 PM
You're right, it's just dots.


...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 06, 2007, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false.

Quote from: Payne on June 06, 2007, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false. [Citation Needed]

Srsly.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 12:58:40 AM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on July 11, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.

:lulz:

What a fucking fruitcake.

TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 07, 2007, 02:21:52 AM
Quote from: Idem on June 06, 2007, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false.

Quote from: Payne on June 06, 2007, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false. [Citation Needed]

Srsly.

:lulz:


Oh hey! I got a POTD?

~~~Payne: Ticking off the boxes of his 'success' in dese here fora!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 07, 2007, 04:44:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 03:06:34 AM
Maria has challenged me to a bet tonight. 

If I can make a person shit themselves via any means while on duty tonight, I get her turn driving for a month.

If I cannot, *I* don't get to do the driving for a month.

Suggestions?  I have 5 hours before my shift begins, so don't take all night answering.

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 04:25:35 AM
X-lax, and if you wanted to be a dick you could put it in her coffee.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 07, 2007, 04:59:58 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow AssIf you want to be a really real discordians you have to hate t3h niggorz and j00z
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:04:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 12:58:40 AM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on July 11, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.

:lulz:

What a fucking fruitcake.

TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.

:lulz:

I ought to go find the MW quotes in Lulz from our first trolling runs there and post them here.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 07, 2007, 05:08:28 AM
please
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 05:10:36 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 05:04:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 12:58:40 AM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on July 11, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.

:lulz:

What a fucking fruitcake.

TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.

:lulz:

I ought to go find the MW quotes in Lulz from our first trolling runs there and post them here.

I think WP wants to fuck a wolf.

Just saying.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:13:25 AM
A wolf-god?

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 05:18:28 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 05:13:25 AM
A wolf-god?

:lulz:

No, just a wolf.  He was sexin' one up, right?  Lookin' all DEEPLY into it's eyes... :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:23:17 AM
Heh, who was the one who said they were fecking gawds?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 05:54:40 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 05:23:17 AM
Heh, who was the one who said they were fecking gawds?

One of the women.  She went on a wild & crazy shape-shifting romp, remember?  Then she turned into a rabbi.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 06:31:59 AM
 :lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 06:36:32 AM
I think the lulz post was made after we started the whole MW thing however I did find one of my early Cha-Cha expploits there and I must say I lol'ed:

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 29, 2007, 01:56:11 AM
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EmileD
EmileD: Welcome to ChaCha!
EmileD: Hello
EmileD: How are you?
You: Hey, how are you?
You: I'm OK. You?
EmileD: iam good
EmileD: How can I help you today?
You: Well, some guys at work were talking about "meatspin" and I was wondering what it was
EmileD: ok, just one moment while I look it up for you
You: OH MY GOD!
You: WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?!
EmileD: you asked what it was
EmileD: its my job to give you the info you asked for
You: THIS IS DISGUSTING!
You: EW!!!
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
EmileD: well you asked for it
You: YOU'RE SICK!
EmileD: whats wrong with you fag!!!
EmileD: you must be gat!!!!
EmileD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (fuck you!!!!)
You: YOU SHOW ME THAT AND HAVE THE GAUL TO CALL *ME* GAY!?
EmileD: biat** you asked for it!!
EmileD: ho
EmileD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 07:03:42 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 31, 2007, 01:33:27 AM
I don't complain, I make aesthetic appraisals.

For example, my aesthetic appraisal of being shot:  "Ow, argh!  This is worse than deadly horse rape!"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 01:57:23 PM
two furries (well, one very mild case and one very severe case) in one week!  We must do something to contain the spread of the Furry.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:34:42 PM
Quote from: Discord on June 07, 2007, 12:41:16 PM
Needs moar cat ears and tails.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 07, 2007, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 02:45:16 PM
Quote from: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

:potd:

I gotta hand it to you... that was clever.




I feel so special.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 03:09:15 PM
special in the retarded sense or genuinely special?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 03:16:19 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 07, 2007, 03:28:38 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 07, 2007, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 07, 2007, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 07, 2007, 03:17:14 PM
Also, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood".  :mrgreen:

You should learn to drink as much as I do then you can call it "real blood"  :lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 05:09:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 07, 2007, 03:55:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 02:45:16 PM
Quote from: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

Is that because you nail hot, sweaty Jews with it?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 03:16:19 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)
retard I presume
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 07, 2007, 10:56:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 03:16:19 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)

thats a pimped out short bus
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 08, 2007, 03:19:07 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 08, 2007, 03:12:50 AM

If you lie I will spellcheck and re-grammar all of your posts and PM them to you.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 08, 2007, 03:27:30 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 06:31:59 AM
:lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.

mohel

you mean the penis snipper right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 08, 2007, 03:34:15 AM
Yeah.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 08, 2007, 10:06:40 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/land_of_the_dead_01298.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 08, 2007, 01:21:32 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://www.petsacrossusa.com/images/PetsAcrossUSAdecals.jpg)











it's filled with explosives of course
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2007, 02:09:32 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 08, 2007, 10:06:40 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/land_of_the_dead_01298.jpg)

Point taken.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 08, 2007, 02:21:42 PM
Driving to work today I cut off a short bus. It was an ugly, generic Yonkers short bus, and as I floored it (but still didn't go fast cause hey, I drive a freaking Honda) and passed on the right, I thought to myself "Bet that bus wishes it had been HIMEOBSed!"

Then I died a little inside.

TOO MUCH PD.COM I AM TEH CORRUPTED :sad:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on June 08, 2007, 02:23:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 08, 2007, 02:21:42 PM
Driving to work today I cut off a short bus. It was an ugly, generic Yonkers short bus, and as I floored it (but still didn't go fast cause hey, I drive a freaking Honda) and passed on the right, I thought to myself "Bet that bus wishes it had been HIMEOBSed!"

Then I died a little inside.

TOO MUCH PD.COM I AM TEH CORRUPTED :sad:

AHAHA YOUR SOUL IS DESTINED FOR HELL WITH ALL THE REST OF US!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on June 08, 2007, 11:48:09 PM
Wow, you succumbed quickly.  That level of moronic shit took me months and months to acquire.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 08, 2007, 11:50:06 PM
Quote from: Felix on June 08, 2007, 11:48:09 PM
Wow, you succumbed quickly.  That level of moronic shit took me months and months to acquire.

I am weak. :(

It happened again on the way home! I saw a vanity license plate and I SWEAR it said "HIMEOBS" on it. It didn't. It said something inane that made no sense.

GOD DAMMIT HIMEOBS STOP CRISPING MY BRAIN WITH YR EVIL ORBITAL BOMBARDMENTS :evilmad:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 09, 2007, 12:49:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2006, 06:43:55 PM
The very concept of chaos was still considered equivalent to strife and treated as a negative.
- The Principia Discordia

Eris was there with Kydoimos (Confusion) among them, and Ker (Death) the destructive; she was holding a live man with a new wound, and another one unhurt, and dragged a dead man by the feet through the carnage."
- Homer, Iliad 18.535

"I have a high art, I hurt with cruelty those who would damage me."
,Äî Archirocus, 650 BC


I'm absolutely sick of this uninformed, bury your head in the sand, cute fluffy animals and sweetness view of Eris.  Yeah, you read right.  I've read all the crap I can take from 17 year old Myspacers who think calling themselves ,ÄúxXxErisxXx,Äù and acting in a poor imitation of ,Äúwacky,Äù means they are somehow like our Lady of Discord.  Most people here have little on Eris, but you types ain't even in the same ballpark.

Eris is more than the goddess of Confusion.  I know not many Discordians are Greek scholars, but even the name of Our Lady herself means ,ÄúStrife,Äù in the ancient Greek!  Strife, Chaos and Disorder, mother of the terrible Kakodaimones, the leveler of cities, the equal of Athena in warfare.  Why do wars keep on happening if no-one wants them?  "[Eris] is hateful ... [she is the one] who builds up evil, war, and slaughter (Hesiod).

,ÄúOh, but thats too mean and nasty to believe!  Eris is a cute Greek lady and chaos is laughing children dancing in the happy anarchy,Äù  You better slap that hippie shit out of you before I do it myself!  You can embrace the ,Äúpositive,Äù aspects of Disorder all you want, but you cannot forget there is a pretty nasty flipside.  And even that has a purpose.

Who feared Eris most?  For whom does Disorder mean all is lost?  Authority, authority, authority.  The men and women of The Con crave order, and only use chaos when it is the means to the greater end of more order.  They hate messy, unplanned and uncontrollable disorder, because it screws up their careful conspiracies.  Eris most certainly bought war and death in her wake, but it never said anywhere against whom she would bring destruction on, or that it wouldn't stop even greater death and violence.

"[Aion, god of time addresses Zeus:] 'Lord Zeus! behold yourself the sorrows of a despairing world!
Do you not see that Enyo [another name for Eris] has made the whole earth mad, mowing season by
season her harvest of quick-perishing youth?" - Nonnus, Dionysiaca 7.7

You read that?  They feared Her.  The immortal Olympians themselves lived in dread of this uncontrollable goddess, who sowed lawlessness in her every step.  Who fed the infernal beast Typhon and unleashed him against the King of the Gods?  Eris.  Who put Zeus in the embarrassing position of having to choose between his daughter and wife in a competition of beauty?  Eris.  Who gifted the Queen of the Amazons, the allies of Troy, with a dread weapon from the armoury of Ares, in order to defeat the Greeks?  Got it in one.  At every stage she took an active hand in undermining the plans of gods and mortals, whether in person, via trickery, or by steps removed.

You may call me a personification of Destructive Disorder.  You may even think of me as a hypocritical trickster, trying to lead the faithful to a terrible doom.  You can certainly think of me as an agent of Strife, because thats about the only thing that is true of the above.  The worst people in history are those who chase ,Äúpeace,Äù, especially when they equate it with order and are willing to do whatever they can to get it.  Hitler wanted peace.  So does George W Bush.  Almost everyone wants peace.  The question is always on what terms.  Disorder doesn't recognize ,Äúterms,Äùand it sure as hell doesn't recognize a wasteland called ,Äúpeace,Äù.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 11, 2007, 02:58:25 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 08, 2007, 10:06:40 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/land_of_the_dead_01298.jpg)

Oh yeah, I forgot about that thing. Man, that's fun to drive.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 11, 2007, 03:48:01 AM
Back of it is hot as fuck, you bastards.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 11, 2007, 04:30:12 AM
All HIMEOBS agents (except for Idem) are given standard issue climate control in their suits.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 11, 2007, 04:52:26 AM
It's because I'm mormon, isnt it
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 11, 2007, 04:55:30 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 11, 2007, 09:04:12 PM
Here's a sodamonitor from wayback before mytime

Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2006, 02:25:41 AM
My body is like a temple.  One of the wierd ones, where they do kinky things with animals in the basement.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 13, 2007, 03:48:18 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 03:46:59 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/wallpaeper.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:29:56 PM
whatever I'm adding my own post again

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 07:35:57 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:29:56 PM
whatever I'm adding my own post again

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ONE CRAMULUS CLAPPING
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 13, 2007, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Messier Undertree on June 13, 2007, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 14, 2007, 08:57:04 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 14, 2007, 07:50:52 PM
to piss of an inept client:

take their application as soon as they hand it to you and before asking them any questions, take out an oversized rubber stamp that says DENIED and hit their application with it two or three times. then, ask them what they do for a living.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 15, 2007, 06:30:14 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 03:17:23 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/highexpectation.jpg)
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 08:14:32 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/cramhasjob.jpg)
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 08:31:13 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/goatsprop.jpg)
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 09:14:59 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/butts.jpg)

HAY CRAM LET'S TAKE OUR LOVERS FOR DOUBLE DATES OKAY?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 09:25:07 PM
EXTREE EXTREE
READ ALL ABOUT IT

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/PWNDITT.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Discord on June 15, 2007, 11:48:15 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial

you deserve to get laid every minute for that answer.
heres a mitten do with it what you want to...
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 16, 2007, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2007, 04:05:42 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 16, 2007, 12:08:57 AM
More fucking around with PD poster avatars.


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/TGRRHunter.png)



That is so full of win that I just pissed blood.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2007, 04:47:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2007, 04:15:58 PM
(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m186/mr_anonymous_2009/Gifs/WWII.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 20, 2007, 02:57:09 PM
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 20, 2007, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 20, 2007, 05:23:07 PM
This just in: Scrid back from vacation on Monday.

In other news:

Contractors working on Astral Pillar Renovation project have gone on strike. Spokesman for the Union Of Alternate Realities Maintenance Workers stated: "Until Mol settles his overdue accounts, we are unable to continue working."

A source close to SSOOKNTV , who wished to remain anonymous, said:

"There's just no way we can keep up with the demand. The pillars are riddled with HIMEOBS. Basically we're just firefighting, but I expect that the level of damage will eventually exceed our ability to patch it up. Personally, I think the whole thing should be torn down..."

Meanwhile: Rumours  that a beaver army is amassing in New England have, so far, proven unfounded.

Coming up after the break: Our special report. Is excessive sex damaging our ability to use public transport?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on June 20, 2007, 06:27:40 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 20, 2007, 02:57:09 PM
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.

2nded.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 21, 2007, 04:33:27 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 21, 2007, 04:22:00 PM
Hi guys im new here my name is professor cramulus. I got into discordia after reading the principia written on a bathroom stall. In a moment of shitting satori I experienced the entire universe hitting the water and then flushed it all away hail eris
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 21, 2007, 10:50:00 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 21, 2007, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: navkat on June 21, 2007, 08:49:39 PM
You're the only one still trying to cram your pathetic, little cock into my asshole.

ok but what do you want?

the collective vagina seems to be full of sand

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 24, 2007, 02:27:06 AM
Quote from: davedim on June 24, 2007, 01:02:25 AM
GO FUCK YOURSELF

Quote from: keeper entropic on June 24, 2007, 01:07:20 AM
YOU FIRST


You know what? I've had enough. It's been great pd, but I'm gone. 






Quote from: keeper entropic on June 24, 2007, 01:08:52 AM
ok i'm back
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 25, 2007, 01:07:39 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 11, 2007, 05:05:20 PM
I thought Forrest Gump was the funniest movie ever made.

Especially when Ginny dies from AIDS.

No one else in the theater seemed to share my sentiment.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 25, 2007, 01:11:13 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on December 08, 2006, 10:14:30 AM
OH SNAP
\
:joshua:
/
ON!







GET IT?!
\
:joshua:
/
SNAP-ON!?!?!






THEY MAKE TOOLS!
/
:joshua:
\
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A JOKE!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 25, 2007, 08:44:54 PM
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 25, 2007, 08:50:21 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 25, 2007, 08:44:54 PM
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )

I care not for the bouquet. Quit slamming on my Buddy(tm), as declared by Faust.

Also, that is all.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 25, 2007, 10:02:26 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 25, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
i'm always one hour ahead of teh scottish
Quote from: Payne on June 25, 2007, 09:40:34 PM
And always 6 drinks behind.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 03:41:55 AM
YUO SUCK AT DRIVING TEH WISDOM CUBE! I ORDER YUO NOT TO SUCK!

Also,
Quote from: Netaungrot on June 25, 2007, 09:44:39 PM
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7659/lvl40gotamountmd9.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 26, 2007, 03:46:06 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 25, 2007, 10:02:26 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 25, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
i'm always one hour ahead of teh scottish
Quote from: Payne on June 25, 2007, 09:40:34 PM
And always 6 drinks behind.

YAY!

I get another POTD!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 04:19:53 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla on June 25, 2007, 11:33:45 PM
ITT:

(http://www.bittermancircle.com/my%20images/BeatDeadHorse.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 06:33:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2007, 03:42:40 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 25, 2007, 03:17:34 AM
I wonder if it would come out looking like a cheeto.

Who cares?  I'd be dead.  She'd have to figure out how to get 250 pounds of old dead beef out of her coochie.

TGRR,
Doesn't care.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 26, 2007, 02:42:01 PM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 25, 2007, 01:13:59 AM
I quit the thing half-way through. I think that sums up my politics.
Chopra might be my new political advisor.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2007, 08:01:41 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 26, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2007, 07:53:03 PM
Prove it.

no no no, the anus of proof is on yuo
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2007, 11:15:42 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 26, 2007, 10:27:33 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/fatherhood.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Messier Undertree on June 27, 2007, 03:42:02 AM
Quote from: davedim on June 27, 2007, 03:27:48 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla on June 27, 2007, 03:26:35 AM
Is it me, or are those ribbons are being tossed around too liberally?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 27, 2007, 10:06:08 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 28, 2007, 05:45:49 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on June 28, 2007, 05:04:16 AM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/406989196_1c69698e4c_b.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2007, 01:11:16 PM
Oh, fuck.  Boston is in Desparate need of those stickers.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 28, 2007, 04:35:11 PM
I would put them EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on June 28, 2007, 05:33:02 PM
I'm certain they'd twist up some excuse to prosecute.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 28, 2007, 06:00:23 PM
No, they are obviously bombs. Even bumper stickers are bombs. The fact that they say "This is not a bomb" is really just a ploy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 28, 2007, 06:09:24 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 28, 2007, 06:00:23 PM
No, they are obviously bombs. Even bumper stickers are bombs. The fact that they say "This is not a bomb" is really just a ploy.

The bomb is just playing hard to get.

That damned dirty tease!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 29, 2007, 05:22:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 29, 2007, 04:48:36 PM
"Sir, may I roll a joint for your horse?  I do not believe it is high enough."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 29, 2007, 07:33:07 PM
Sweet mother of fucktards!

Cram, can we give your new sig a PotD ribbon? It's brilliant!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2007, 07:38:30 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/avatar/wompsig7.jpg)

:potd:

there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 29, 2007, 07:39:26 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 29, 2007, 07:38:30 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/avatar/wompsig7.jpg)

:potd:

there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 29, 2007, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 29, 2007, 07:39:26 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 29, 2007, 07:38:30 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/avatar/wompsig7.jpg)

:potd:

there.

and now?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on June 29, 2007, 07:46:55 PM
I think thats all we can do without making it TOTALLY ridiculous.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on July 01, 2007, 08:52:07 PM
Too late.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 06, 2007, 12:26:48 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 05, 2007, 11:49:52 PM
THE SCROLL OF BUDDHA'S GHOST PENIS COMMANDS YUO!

(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9992/longscrollwz9.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on July 06, 2007, 12:37:29 AM
Holy shit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 06, 2007, 12:42:34 AM
yoinked.

when are we ITTing a buddhist forum? :evil:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 06, 2007, 12:43:15 AM
Quote from: triple zero on July 06, 2007, 12:42:34 AM
yoinked.

when are we ITTing a buddhist forum? :evil:

8)

Soon I hope.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2007, 04:25:07 AM
Be sure to let Buddha's Ghost Penis know when yuo do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2007, 01:40:18 PM
about 3/4 of the way down, someone needs to shop in something bizarre.  just to see if anyone notices.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on July 06, 2007, 01:41:51 PM
Parts of it are BEGGING to be shoop'd/lazored.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on July 06, 2007, 03:00:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 06, 2007, 01:40:18 PM
about 3/4 of the way down, someone needs to shop in something bizarre.  just to see if anyone notices.

It already has swastikas of both the Nazi and Eastern varieties.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 07, 2007, 04:34:51 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 05, 2007, 10:50:10 PM
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 05, 2007, 10:50:10 PM
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 05, 2007, 10:50:10 PM
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 05, 2007, 10:50:10 PM
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 05, 2007, 10:50:10 PM
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on July 07, 2007, 04:24:48 PM
add something bizarre?

you don't think a man being lead around by demons with a tiger attacking his head is bizarre?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 07, 2007, 11:08:29 PM
Or people being disemboweled with sticks?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on July 08, 2007, 02:28:36 PM
Thats a normal Friday night in Scumhampton.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 11, 2007, 04:20:57 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on July 11, 2007, 04:10:36 PM
WAFFLES
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 11, 2007, 04:35:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 11, 2007, 04:20:57 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on July 11, 2007, 04:10:36 PM
WAFFLES

:potd:  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 11, 2007, 04:41:19 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 11, 2007, 02:16:30 PM
Meta humour is fail.

Quote from: faust on July 11, 2007, 04:15:00 PM
without metahumor the internet would not exist.

Quote from: Payne on July 11, 2007, 04:16:56 PM
I must have missed that memo.

Quote from: faust on July 11, 2007, 04:30:05 PM
it was pinned to the fourth wall.

Quote from: LMNOlink=topic=13335.msg425040#msg425040 date=1184167805
:rimshot:



Not quite POTD but it made me  :lol: and I'm trying to advance this page past that damn longscroll
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 11, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
hehehe "scroll"

that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it

get it

:rimshot:

(i'm trying to help, here)

(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Darth Cupcake on July 11, 2007, 04:43:42 PM
The temptation to repost is strong in me...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 11, 2007, 05:37:15 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 11, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
hehehe "scroll"

that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it

get it

:rimshot:

(i'm trying to help, here)

(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)

Leave it alone, it's Dead, can't you Sea that?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on July 11, 2007, 05:38:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 11, 2007, 05:37:15 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 11, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
hehehe "scroll"

that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it

get it

:rimshot:

(i'm trying to help, here)

(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)

Leave it alone, it's Dead, can't you Sea that?

Why is that some days your puns seem more cerebral than others?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 11, 2007, 05:40:30 PM
I don't know is this one of those days?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 12, 2007, 02:13:02 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on July 11, 2007, 11:45:03 PM


(http://www.cwyohba.org/images/disregard-label.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 13, 2007, 03:12:36 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 07:21:00 AM
The middle now says moo.


http://spreadeaglemonkey.com/longscrollwz10.jpg
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2007, 01:39:43 PM
Wow.  That sacred chao is pretty swote.  Good job.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:18:19 PM
rza - did you really need to longscroll this thread?
don't be a jerk; edit that out

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:24:49 PM
damn, I wasn't the first one to do it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 13, 2007, 01:39:43 PM
Wow.  That sacred chao is pretty swote.  Good job.

Why TY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on July 13, 2007, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 13, 2007, 01:39:43 PM
Wow.  That sacred chao is pretty swote.  Good job.

Why TY.

:fuckoff:

we saw this shit on the last page
don't be a douche, it's not even original
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:36:14 PM
Well, it is a little different.  Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did. 

Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:38:06 PM
no I'm mad because it's going to fuckup my browser every time I view this thread at work.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:40:10 PM
fixxed
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 13, 2007, 02:41:23 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on July 13, 2007, 02:36:14 PM
Well, it is a little different.  Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did. 

Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.

STFU, Photoshop is superior to your knockoff ass. Now leave my man Cram and his WOMP posse alone or face my .PSD impalement!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:43:42 PM
thanks rza
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: guest7654 on July 13, 2007, 02:45:19 PM
No problem.  I will keep in mind that you have a shitty browser @ work.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 13, 2007, 03:35:30 PM
HEY THESE ARE NOT BEST POSTS OF THE DAY!!1
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:43:59 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 13, 2007, 03:35:30 PM
HEY THESE ARE NOT BEST POSTS OF THE DAY!!1

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:44:16 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on July 13, 2007, 02:45:19 PM
No problem.  I will keep in mind that you have a shitty browser @ work.
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:44:44 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 13, 2007, 02:43:42 PM
thanks rza

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 03:45:06 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on July 13, 2007, 02:41:23 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on July 13, 2007, 02:36:14 PM
Well, it is a little different.  Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did. 

Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.

STFU, Photoshop is superior to your knockoff ass. Now leave my man Cram and his WOMP posse alone or face my .PSD impalement!

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on July 16, 2007, 11:21:57 PM
Your attempts are admirable.

Your work is epic fail.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 16, 2007, 11:52:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 14, 2007, 09:17:48 PM
JESUS WAS A ZIONIST AGENT! CHRISTIANITY IS A JEWISH PLOT!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 19, 2007, 03:59:46 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on July 19, 2007, 03:59:03 PM
/me would admit in this thread that hes done a fair bit of mmf and has had his fair share of ffm. But no one would believe him anyway.

Liar.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 20, 2007, 05:57:35 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 09, 2007, 03:18:59 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on July 20, 2007, 07:13:15 AM
What is that?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 20, 2007, 07:17:41 AM
Quote from: Felix on July 20, 2007, 07:13:15 AM
What is that?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 20, 2007, 02:16:38 PM
That looks like meatspin.

Yes, I'm that familiar with it to recognize it as ASCII art.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 20, 2007, 03:27:06 PM
try copypasting the text to windows notepad and look again.

(or in MS Word setting the font to "courier" will also do the trick)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 22, 2007, 05:49:47 AM
Quote from: Idem on July 22, 2007, 05:12:46 AMhttp://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=7031 (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays1.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays2.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays3.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays4.jpg) (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/Billymays5.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 22, 2007, 07:07:46 AM
 :lulz:

:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 22, 2007, 09:03:04 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 23, 2007, 04:29:48 PM
Quote from: TEH CRAMI was walking around in Boston the other week shouting into my phone (which was off) "Get the cat out of the microwave. GET THE FUCKING CAT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE. Of course it's meowing, it doesn't like being in a fucking microwave! TELL THE UPS MAN TO SHUT UP, UNPLUG THE MICROWAVE AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME. JESUS." *click* I got some confused looks. I got some disgusted looks. I got some downright horrified looks. Did I accomplish some great Discordian goal? Yes: I got lots of lulz.



oh yeah and everybody was illuminated

:mittens:

also, i'm gonna steal this.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 23, 2007, 04:35:30 PM
I did that five or six times that weekend, usually in front of outdoor cafe type places.

The best was when I got onto a bus shouting at my phone, and whole bus shut up and was staring at me. After I hung up, my buddy Dwayne looked at me and cut the silence,

"Dude. That cat is fucked."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 23, 2007, 10:45:55 PM
Quote from: GIGGLES on July 23, 2007, 10:38:21 PM
ATTN: HOMELESS MAN JACKING OFF IN THE PARK

ANAL?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on July 23, 2007, 11:00:00 PM
Oh fucking crap, this thread made my day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 23, 2007, 11:12:53 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 23, 2007, 08:21:41 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 23, 2007, 08:11:09 PM
whatever, I was in a stabratory mood when I started this thread.

you suckers are gonna get STABBED

STABBED BAD
WIT A KNIFE

*hides Squeek from EVIL STABBING CRAM behind a conveniently located huge surprised banana*

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/sadbanana.gif) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/squeek.jpg) -- (sssh i has invisibiels)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on July 24, 2007, 08:29:28 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on July 24, 2007, 08:20:55 PM
We don't just eat the menu....we fuck it too.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on July 24, 2007, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 24, 2007, 08:26:03 PM
QuoteI have lived for seventeen years on this planet we call Earth, however i only consider myself one year old.

He isn't a vampire.  He's a cicada. 

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 25, 2007, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 25, 2007, 10:11:59 AM
NOBODY MOVES!



(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3401/noonemovethisisathrobar3.gif)


THIS IS A THROBBERY!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 26, 2007, 05:20:06 AM
Despite the fact that you just gave yourself POTD...

:mittens:

Also,
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 25, 2007, 10:52:20 PM
My mom likes Sepultura.

Srsly.

(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/4936/littlemetalmj7.jpg)

Net is on FIRE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 27, 2007, 09:41:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 27, 2007, 09:13:28 PM
FUCK YOU, MY MOM LOST HER MIDDLE FINGER FLIPPING OFF A LAWNMOWER!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2007, 09:22:09 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 28, 2007, 02:59:49 PM
"gravy of the gods" ??? :lol:

1) cut a tender piece of young god neck/shoulder
2) rub with salt and pepper, let simmer for half an hour
3) feed the god-shoulder to your cat (who will now acquire the ability to speak)
4) add stock, spices
5) let simmer until thick

(uhh or something like that i usually use a package to make gravy)

Quote from: synaptyx on July 28, 2007, 03:54:19 PM
God gravy!?

Wasn't that what Mary was impregnated wiff?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 01, 2007, 02:05:01 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 31, 2007, 09:00:56 PM
lucky for the Rev, I will be busy moving all day tomorrow.

if any of the rest of you should be so foolish as to contact the eldritch gawds of the interslums, I will hitch-hike to your mom's basement, remove your (completely vestigial) testicles, coat them in clear hard plastic resin,  cut facets in them, polish them, paint numbers on them, and give them to the biggest D&D nerd I know to be his lucky THAC0 dice.

and nobody wants that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 03, 2007, 08:26:29 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 02, 2007, 09:53:10 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/GOTHPOCKETZ.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on August 04, 2007, 02:26:43 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 04, 2007, 12:15:17 AM
http://qdb.us/77482

<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 09, 2007, 03:21:29 AM
Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on August 08, 2007, 05:57:47 AM
Greetings miserable forumites. I bring you additional misery today.




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more cause for despair (http://fuckedupshit.pornaccess.com)

BIKAW!                BIKAAAAAW!
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Yours Truly,



PTERODACTYL HANDLER X



NSFW
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 10, 2007, 07:36:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 10, 2007, 07:29:31 PM
"I've got lead in my pants, and lead in my hands.
Which do you want to gamble on motherfucker?"
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on August 13, 2007, 07:24:10 AM
Quote from: Izzo on August 13, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
This is what we'd be doing every Sunday if the Germans had won WWII.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 07:34:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 16, 2007, 07:32:11 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/Image142s.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 09:03:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2007, 03:31:52 PM
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/825/ftheforcem48c2694bg2.gif)

was going through the pix thread and had to bump this
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 17, 2007, 04:10:47 AM
Heh, there are a few of those out there. That one was pretty sweet though.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 17, 2007, 05:31:19 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 01, 2007, 07:55:39 PM
              Racism       Fuck yeah!
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(http://www.copierexpert.com/images/high-five.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 17, 2007, 05:38:07 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 09, 2007, 09:43:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 09, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
Who shot the deputy?

Bob Marley.

He was too eager to take out "The Man" and shot both the Sheriff AND the Deputy, though he later lied about it.

Eric Clapton watched.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on August 17, 2007, 06:45:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2007, 06:39:19 PM
Bullshit may make the flowers grow, but a crock of your own shit will give everyone else e.coli.



Typos removed by SSOOKN.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 17, 2007, 07:11:29 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on August 17, 2007, 06:47:12 PM
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2007, 03:21:35 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on August 17, 2007, 07:11:29 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on August 17, 2007, 06:47:12 PM
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane

Not the only one:

(http://www.theinvisiblecollege.com/squirrel_pterodactyl.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on August 20, 2007, 07:02:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 05:06:44 PM
A filk
Sung to the tune of "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI))

"The Gayest Wango Tango"

I ache for the touch of your Rods, Dear,
As they fly, out of space, from the Gods, Dear.
Cock and Repost
,ÄòTill sanity,Äôs Toast
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Let your reply be a flame, not an ember,
And my argument, logically dismember
It,Äôs like you,Äôve blackend my eye,
As you set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

I entered the login command
Before you my words stand,
Your balls are in my hand... Ecch!
Be touching do they be?
My libido it retreats
When you post your savage meats,
As you inform me of your feats
Of Sodomyyyyyyyyyy
That pic of your wood, it wasn,Äôt mahogany,
And My mind is such metrosexual agony.

My Pie it is on fire
Yet no cake do I desire
Which is why I may expire
When we tango.

I put the link in between
Those brackets, Love,
But missed, you say I fail internets, Love,
As shame renders me numb.
The picutred rose
That you posted in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your avatar cast a spell that bewitches.
Those girls must need at least twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Violate my brain,
that WOMP made me scream with pain,
Then paste my face once again on a boobie
And say I am a noobie.
I know all too well
No one here treats me too swell
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart
Excuse me!

The way my thread was rolled over
Keep my posting from getting any bolder.
Fracturing my mind,
Till Win and lail can be mine,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: sam on August 20, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
this
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on August 20, 2007, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: sam on August 20, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
this

amazingly, as far as i can remember

this totally lame gag

hasn't actually been done before in this thread, has it?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on August 20, 2007, 07:52:38 PM
Actually, I think it was.  But I'm not feeling very archaelogical today to find out for sure. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on August 21, 2007, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 21, 2007, 08:19:24 PM
Quote from: Pope Cornholio Barfmaster on August 21, 2007, 08:18:11 PM

[img]http://C:\Documents and Settings\Administrador\Escritorio\Juan\Imagenes\cop car[/img]


EXCITING POSTS HAPPENING ITT
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Penumbral on August 23, 2007, 05:04:26 AM

Quote from: Pope Cornholio Barfmaster on August 21, 2007, 08:18:11 PM

[img]http://C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\Administrador\Escritorio\Juan\Imagenes\cop%20car.jpg[/img]

Fixed!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on August 23, 2007, 05:05:05 AM
Quote from: Penumbral on August 23, 2007, 05:04:26 AM

Quote from: Pope Cornholio Barfmaster on August 21, 2007, 08:18:11 PM

[img]http://C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\Administrador\Escritorio\Juan\Imagenes\cop%20car.jpg[/img]

Fixed!


:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on August 24, 2007, 03:09:02 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 23, 2007, 07:29:29 PM
PADDLE FASTER!  I HEAR THETANS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 28, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2007, 02:27:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2007, 02:23:48 PM
Sometimes I just want to firebomb the entire east coast.

i admire your restraint.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 04, 2007, 09:56:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 04, 2007, 08:52:48 PMEverything causes cancer given enough lab tests.

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 04, 2007, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 04, 2007, 08:52:48 PM
Science causes cancer given enough lab tests.

fixed!


Quote from: Darth Cupcake on September 04, 2007, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 04, 2007, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 04, 2007, 08:52:48 PM
Cancer causes science given enough lab tests.

fixed!

Double fix!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 07, 2007, 08:01:14 PM
Quote from: Izzo on September 07, 2007, 07:56:12 PM
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/bartlesen/unfunnywiccancomic.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on September 09, 2007, 02:05:34 AM
Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shinigami715 on September 09, 2007, 03:28:21 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 09, 2007, 02:05:34 AM
Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.

You can get high on pterodactyl?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 11, 2007, 02:42:18 AM
Wow...

Fail.


Aaaaanyways....

Back to POTD:


Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 28, 2007, 04:42:32 PM
this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.

:banana:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 11, 2007, 06:25:41 AM
Post of the Day August 25th 2005:

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on August 25, 2005, 11:31:01 PM
I pissed on my neighbor's car
They got really angry at me
I told them it used too much gas
Then I got arrested for disorderly conduct

So I set their house on fire
And shot them in the face
With a chicken cannon
Spraying chicken and people gibs everywhere

It was horrible
I feel bad now
But now I feel better
Because I wrote a poem
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 11, 2007, 11:35:01 PM
 :lulz:

Yuo should have been there on the Gothic Poetry EZ Board Adventure.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 12, 2007, 12:49:08 AM
Quote from: Chef on September 12, 2007, 12:38:26 AM
Quote from: Pope Cornholio Barfmaster on September 12, 2007, 12:34:27 AM
Quote from: Chef on September 12, 2007, 12:28:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Cornholio Barfmaster on September 12, 2007, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: Chef on September 12, 2007, 12:26:00 AM
Quote from: Pope Cornholio Barfmaster on September 12, 2007, 12:23:21 AM


you are so dumb you are going to tell me were i live now?
URUGUAY is in southamerica between argentina and brasil
get an atlas... please

SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL YUO, OPIE.  CHEF HAS SEEN A RISK BOARD.  THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN ARGENTINA AND BRAZIL. 

YUO WANT TO STEP, OPIE? 

14TH AND MINNA, BITCH!  BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR TEEF! 

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YUO SHOULD THINK OF YOUR POOR MAMA BEFORE YUO STEP.
http://go.hrw.com/atlas/span_htm/uruguay.htm

PHOTOSHOP.

OPIE, PLEASE.

CHEF 98 OCTANE,
KNOAS.
http://personales.com/uruguay/montevideo/pueblosweb/America/SUDAMERICA/uruban.htm
http://www.rau.edu.uy/uruguay/generalidades/Uy.mapa.htm
http://worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/samerica/uy.htm
http://www.e-lecciones.net/atlas/uruguay/index.php
http://www.infoplease.com/atlas/country/uruguay.html
and if you stit think uruguay is nex to monaco..
http://www.google.com.uy/search?hl=es&q=uruguay+atlas&meta=

YUO EXPECT CHEF TO BELIEVE LINKS MADE BY A BUNCH OF RABBIBLANCOS?

OPIE PLEASE.

URUGUAY IS RIGHT NEXT TO MONACO IN YOUROPE.  ITS CAPITAL IS PARAGUAY.  ITS PRESIDENT IS HUGO CHAVEZ.  IT HAD A CIVIL WAR BACK IN 1946 AND WAS TAKEN OVER BY JUAN PERON AND MADONNA.  ITS CHIEF EXPORT IS BAD BASEBALL PLAYERS.  THA NATIONAL SPORTS ARE WIFE BEATING AND POVERTY. 

CHEF DIESEL,
KNOAS MORE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY THAN YUO DO, OPIE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 13, 2007, 08:58:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 13, 2007, 01:54:07 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 13, 2007, 01:47:08 AM

Question: why the sudden obssession with my ass.  Seriously :sad:

It's fucking up the tides.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 13, 2007, 02:57:04 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 13, 2007, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 12, 2007, 10:50:03 PM
This thread is like a meat grinder disguised as a fleshlight.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 13, 2007, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 13, 2007, 07:37:52 PM
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Quote from: Mangrove on September 13, 2007, 07:45:02 PM
And the latest piece in the LMNO collection is entitled: Lights Out At Boarding School

Quote from: LMNO on September 13, 2007, 07:54:18 PM
It's an installation.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 21, 2007, 06:20:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2007, 06:07:26 PM
To be fair, they are Welsh, and so probably only doing it to get back at England about something.  Or the guys were trying to sell good looking sheep to foreigners etc...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 21, 2007, 06:20:30 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 13, 2007, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 13, 2007, 07:37:52 PM
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Quote from: Mangrove on September 13, 2007, 07:45:02 PM
And the latest piece in the LMNO collection is entitled: Lights Out At Boarding School

Quote from: LMNO on September 13, 2007, 07:54:18 PM
It's an installation.
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2007, 06:21:20 PM
ART ROONT.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on September 21, 2007, 06:33:38 PM
Since the FAP smiley got replaced, simply rename your work:

Saturday at WalMart.

The mass of blank expressions speak volumes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on September 21, 2007, 06:43:05 PM
Yup, the cashier who checked me out last night pretty much had that expression. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 21, 2007, 10:43:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2007, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 21, 2007, 08:07:14 PM
Some pearls of wisdom from a MySpace Discordian:

Quotethere is neither order, nor disorder
there is neither thee, nor me
Just this great nothingness
That we perceive as everythingness
And divide into this-ness & that-ness
ea. 0 = 1 = 2 = infinite

Did somebody say Space Discordian!?
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 26, 2007, 03:33:26 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 19, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Funny how this caught on and 'Talk Like A Stroke Victim Day' didn't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on September 26, 2007, 03:41:59 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 26, 2007, 03:36:45 PM
Quote from: triple zero on September 26, 2007, 01:25:24 AM
needs moar spanish pron.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/spanishpr0n.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on September 26, 2007, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on September 26, 2007, 03:33:26 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 19, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Funny how this caught on and 'Talk Like A Stroke Victim Day' didn't.

TTM - thank you.  :D I always knew you were a man of taste & distinction.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 27, 2007, 12:27:30 AM
 :cheers:

Much obliged, good sir.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 27, 2007, 01:05:01 AM
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.

I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI

Quote from: LMNO on September 26, 2007, 01:27:35 PM
Could someone please show this to ECH?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 29, 2007, 01:29:41 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 28, 2007, 08:36:07 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on September 29, 2007, 01:31:02 AM
That's a "Post of the Year" candidate.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 29, 2007, 05:44:01 AM
the guy's obviously of smudgy descent. nobody will listen.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:47:01 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on September 29, 2007, 01:29:41 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 28, 2007, 08:36:07 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)

This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 29, 2007, 05:51:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:47:01 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on September 29, 2007, 01:29:41 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 28, 2007, 08:36:07 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)

This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.

Post haste.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on September 29, 2007, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:47:01 AM
This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.

Honestly.
This is a statement as far as I'm concerned.

We look to our leaders for some solution, and what do we find down in ol' D.C.?
A bunch of old men blowing each other.

This is art people.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:17:41 AM
Fuck a medal. Give this guy 20 virgins.

Medals are for fuckwits and suckers who think they're getting back from society after doing what society wants them to do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 30, 2007, 06:45:06 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 11:42:52 PM
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on September 30, 2007, 08:06:50 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on September 29, 2007, 01:29:41 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 28, 2007, 08:36:07 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/sick-of-gas-prices.jpg)

:mittens:

also, i will steal this idea
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2007, 03:03:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 03:41:44 AM
GET OFF OF ME.

GET OUT OF MY WINDOWS.

STOP CRAWLING IN MY HAIR.

I'M NO FOOL.  I KNOW JUST WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE UP TO, YOU PIG TRAITORS.  I'M ARMED, YOU SILLY BASTARDS.  I SWEAT SYPHILIS.  KEEP YOUR FUCKING DISTANCE.

THAT IS ALL.

TGRR,
IS YOUR GOD.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 01, 2007, 04:10:06 AM
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.

I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2007, 04:31:07 AM
Repotd, but still funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 01, 2007, 04:35:03 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2007, 04:31:07 AM
Repotd, but still funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 01, 2007, 04:37:07 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on October 01, 2007, 04:02:36 AM
ROGER, YOUR HATESHIT IS JUST LIKE HEAVEN
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on October 01, 2007, 05:00:29 AM
Quote from: Idem on October 01, 2007, 04:35:03 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2007, 04:31:07 AM
Repotd, but still funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 03, 2007, 07:05:07 AM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on October 02, 2007, 04:57:44 AM
I LIEK TO FUCK JARS OF PEANUTBUTTER!
GRASSSSSSS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: That One Guy on October 03, 2007, 09:28:30 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on October 03, 2007, 09:25:20 PM
:argh!:                          :fnord:
right handed path     left handed path

:lulz:
lulz handed path
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 04, 2007, 07:34:10 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 01, 2007, 05:15:16 PM
"Mind if I rape you?"

Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2007, 06:23:16 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on October 01, 2007, 06:19:41 PM
Yeah, I've gotten used to that vibe now. PD.com has made me an antisocial bitch and my Florida friends have noticed it.

"Wow, I remember you talking a lot more."

"Shut the fuck up."

"...and swearing a lot less too."

Fixt. At least, thats how it worked for me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on October 04, 2007, 10:31:10 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 04, 2007, 10:05:15 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 04, 2007, 02:59:11 AMOMG Luwak coffee!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)Is there any greater way to be like a Victorian-era aristocrat than by drinking expensive weasel-poop coffee?
Apparently buggering small boys works just as well without inflicting unnecessary cruelty upon the weasels
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on October 06, 2007, 06:20:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2007, 06:06:16 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on October 06, 2007, 05:59:04 AM
it's like the Dalai Lama

The soul of retard, moving from a departing poster to an arriving one?


:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2007, 11:26:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2007, 06:44:07 AM
Quote from: Discord on October 06, 2007, 06:42:17 AM
o in that case you might have already seen me jumping around in my fur suit, along with my furry friends.
Maybe you where the one who wanted to join but got rejected.

Hey, there's some hot furry chicks in this vid:

www.2girls1cup.com

Quote from: triple zero on October 05, 2007, 09:53:11 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on October 05, 2007, 09:49:16 AM
Fuck blind people

SURPRISE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on October 10, 2007, 07:33:24 AM
EVERY POST I EVER MADE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 16, 2007, 04:44:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 16, 2007, 10:38:39 AM
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE...MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE?

WELL YOU BETTER TUNE IN AT 9PM, BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE, COULD END UP KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!














And this is CNN and the time is 9pm.   Don't put your kids in a washing machine.  Now, onto the days news....
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: faust on October 17, 2007, 01:15:12 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on October 10, 2007, 07:33:24 AM
EVERY POST I EVER MADE!
Day
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Water, Rabbit, and Deer: three of the 20 day symbols in the Aztec calendar, from the Aztec Sun Stone.
Water, Rabbit, and Deer: three of the 20 day symbols in the Aztec calendar, from the Aztec Sun Stone.

A day (symbol: d) is a unit of time equivalent to 24 hours. It is not an SI unit but it is accepted for use with SI.[1] The SI unit of time is the second. The term comes from the Old English dæg.
Contents
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    * 1 Definitions
          o 1.1 International System of Units (SI)
          o 1.2 Astronomy
          o 1.3 Colloquial
    * 2 Introduction
    * 3 Civil day
    * 4 Leap seconds
    * 5 Astronomy
    * 6 Boundaries of the day
    * 7 Metaphorical days
    * 8 References
    * 9 See also
    * 10 External links

[edit] Definitions

The day has several definitions.

[edit] International System of Units (SI)

A day is defined as 86,400 seconds. Each second is currently defined as

    ... the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom.

This makes the SI day last exactly 794,243,384,928,000 of those periods.

In the 19th century it had also been suggested to make a decimal fraction (1⁄10,000 or 1⁄100,000) of an astronomic day the base unit of time. This was an afterglow of decimal time and calendar, which had already been given up.

[edit] Astronomy

A day of exactly 86,400 SI seconds is the fundamental unit of time in astronomy.

For a given planet, there are two types of day defined in astronomy:

1 apparent sidereal day
    = a single rotation of a planet with respect to the distant stars
    (for Earth it is 23.934 solar hours)
1 solar day
    = a single rotation of a planet with respect to its star.

[edit] Colloquial

The word refers to various relatedly defined ideas, including the following:

    * The period of light when the Sun is above the local horizon (i.e., the time period from sunrise to sunset).
    * The full day covering a dark and a light period, beginning from the beginning of the dark period or from a point near the middle of the dark period.
    * A full dark and light period, sometimes called a nychthemeron in English, from the Greek for night-day.
    * The time period from 06:00 to 18:00 or 21:00 or some other fixed clock period overlapping or set off from other time periods such as "morning", "evening", or "night".
    * The mostly regular interval of one awaking, usually in the morning (personal day).

Dagr, the Norse god of the day, rides his horse in this 19th century painting by Peter Nicolai Arbo.
Dagr, the Norse god of the day, rides his horse in this 19th century painting by Peter Nicolai Arbo.

[edit] Introduction

The word day is used for several different units of time based on the rotation of the Earth around its axis. The most important one follows the apparent motion of the Sun across the sky (solar day; see solar time). The reason for this apparent motion is the rotation of the Earth around its axis, as well as the revolution of the Earth in its orbit around the Sun.

A day, as opposed to night, is commonly defined as the period during which sunlight directly reaches the ground, assuming that there are no local obstacles. Two effects make days on average longer than nights. The Sun is not a point, but has an apparent size of about 32 minutes of arc. Additionally, the atmosphere refracts sunlight in such a way that some of it reaches the ground even when the Sun is below the horizon by about 34 minutes of arc. So the first light reaches the ground when the centre of the Sun is still below the horizon by about 50 minutes of arc. The difference in time depends on the angle at which the Sun rises and sets (itself a function of latitude), but amounts to almost seven minutes at least.

Ancient custom has a new day start at either the rising or setting of the Sun on the local horizon (Italian reckoning, for example) The exact moment of, and the interval between, two sunrises or two sunsets depends on the geographical position (longitude as well as latitude), and the time of year. This is the time as indicated by ancient hemispherical sundials.

A more constant day can be defined by the Sun passing through the local meridian, which happens at local noon (upper culmination) or midnight (lower culmination). The exact moment is dependent on the geographical longitude, and to a lesser extent on the time of the year. The length of such a day is nearly constant (24 hours ± 30 seconds). This is the time as indicated by modern sundials.

A further improvement defines a fictitious mean Sun that moves with constant speed along the celestial equator; the speed is the same as the average speed of the real Sun, but this removes the variation over a year as the Earth moves along its orbit around the Sun (due to both its velocity and its axial tilt).

The Earth's day has increased in length over time. The original length of one day, when the Earth was new about 4.5 billion years ago, was about six hours as determined by computer simulation. It was 21.9 hours 620 million years ago as recorded by rhythmites (alternating layers in sandstone). This phenomenon is due to tides raised by the Moon which slow Earth's rotation. Because of the way the second is defined, the mean length of a day is now about 86,400.002 seconds, and is increasing by about 1.7 milliseconds per century (an average over the last 2700 years). See tidal acceleration for details.

[edit] Civil day

For civil purposes a common clock time has been defined for an entire region based on the mean local solar time at some central meridian. Such time zones began to be adopted about the middle of the 19th century when railroads with regular schedules came into use, with most major countries having adopted them by 1929. For the whole world, 39 such time zones are now in use. The main one is "world time" or UTC (Coordinated Universal Time).

The present common convention has the civil day starting at midnight, which is near the time of the lower culmination of the mean Sun on the central meridian of the time zone. A day is commonly divided into 24 hours of 60 minutes of 60 seconds each.

[edit] Leap seconds

In order to keep the civil day aligned with the apparent movement of the Sun, positive or negative leap seconds may be inserted.

A civil clock day is typically 86,400 SI seconds long, but will be 86,401 s or 86,399 s long in the event of a leap second.

Leap seconds are announced in advance by the International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service which measures the Earth's rotation and determines whether a leap second is necessary. Leap seconds occur only at the end of a UTC month, and have only ever been inserted at the end of June 30 or December 31.

[edit] Astronomy

In astronomy, the sidereal day is also used; it is about 3 minutes 56 seconds shorter than the solar day, and close to the actual rotation period of the Earth, as opposed to the Sun's apparent motion. In fact, the Earth spins 366 times about its axis during a 365-day year, because the Earth's revolution about the Sun removes one apparent turn of the Sun about the Earth.

[edit] Boundaries of the day

For most diurnal animals, including Homo sapiens, the day naturally begins at dawn and ends at sunset. Humans, with our cultural norms and scientific knowledge, have supplanted Nature with several different conceptions of the day's boundaries. The Jewish day begins at either sunset or at nightfall (when three second-magnitude stars appear). Medieval Europe followed this tradition, known as Florentine reckoning: in this system, a reference like "two hours into the day" meant two hours after sunset and thus times during the evening need to be shifted back one calendar day in modern reckoning. Days such as Christmas Eve, Halloween, and the Eve of Saint Agnes are the remnants of the older pattern when holidays began the evening before. Present common convention is for the civil day to begin at midnight, that is 00:00 (inclusive), and last a full twenty-four hours until 24:00 (exclusive).

In ancient Egypt, the day was reckoned from sunrise to sunrise. Muslims fast from daybreak to sunset each day of the month of Ramadan. The "Damascus Document", copies of which were also found among the Dead Sea Scrolls, states regarding Sabbath observance that "No one is to do any work on Friday from the moment that the sun's disk stands distant from the horizon by the length of its own diameter," presumably indicating that the monastic community responsible for producing this work counted the day as ending shortly before the sun had begun to set.

In the United States, nights are named after the previous day, e.g. "Friday night" usually means the entire night between Friday and Saturday. This is the opposite of the Jewish pattern. This difference from the civil day often leads to confusion. Events starting at midnight are often announced as occurring the day before. TV-guides tend to list nightly programs at the previous day, although programming a VCR requires the strict logic of starting the new day at 00:00 (to further confuse the issue, VCRs set to the 12-hour clock notation will label this "12:00 AM"). Expressions like "today", "yesterday" and "tomorrow" become ambiguous during the night.

Validity of tickets, passes, etc., for a day or a number of days may end at midnight, or closing time, when that is earlier. However, if a service (e.g. public transport) operates from e.g. 6:00 to 1:00 the next day (which may be noted as 25:00), the last hour may well count as being part of the previous day (also for the arrangement of the timetable). For services depending on the day ("closed on Sundays", "does not run on Fridays", etc.) there is a risk of ambiguity. As an example, for the Dutch Railways, a day ticket is valid 28 hours, from 0:00 to 28:00 (i.e. 4:00 the next day). To give another example, the validity of a pass on London Regional Transport services is until the end of the "transport day" -- that is to say, until 4:30 am on the day after the "expiry" date stamped on the pass.

[edit] Metaphorical days

In the Bible, as a way to describe that time is immaterial to God, one day is described as being like one thousand years (Psalm 90:4, 2 Peter 3:8) to him. Also in 2 Peter 3:8, one thousand years is described as being like one day. However, some Bible experts interpret this more literally as a way to understand some prophecies like those in Book of Daniel and others (like the Book of Revelation) where are mentioned days in form of weeks and years.

[edit] References

   1. ^ http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec05.html

[edit] See also

    * Times from 10 kiloseconds to 100 kiloseconds
    * Night
    * Day length
    * Daylight
    * Calculating the day of the week
    * Daylight saving time
    * Season, for a discussion of daylight and darkness near the poles and the equator and places in-between
    * Dagr
    * Calendar

[edit] External links

    * Show where it is daytime at the moment
    * Sunrise and sunset, all year long, anywhere
    * Definitions of day, night, twilight (USA navy site)
    * Formulas to calculate the length of day and night
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 19, 2007, 11:52:38 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on October 16, 2007, 04:44:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 16, 2007, 10:38:39 AM
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE...MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE?

WELL YOU BETTER TUNE IN AT 9PM, BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE, COULD END UP KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!














And this is CNN and the time is 9pm.   Don't put your kids in a washing machine.  Now, onto the days news....

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2007, 11:50:06 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on October 21, 2007, 09:11:46 PM
If the PD was translated into Italian it could be reduced to two words:

LOL SPAGHETTI
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on October 22, 2007, 12:22:03 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on October 21, 2007, 11:50:06 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on October 21, 2007, 09:11:46 PM
If the PD was translated into Italian it could be reduced to two words:

LOL SPAGHETTI
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 25, 2007, 09:58:15 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 25, 2007, 09:51:57 PM
LMNO bitches about fail and the haiku thread closes.
Hitler bitches about the Treaty of Versailles and the Jews get slaughtered.

They are the exact same thing.
Not figuratively.
Literally.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on October 29, 2007, 03:55:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2007, 03:39:53 AM

Oh, no.

I have something special in mind for you lobster-fucking degenerates.
 
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on October 29, 2007, 03:44:05 AM
butter?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on October 31, 2007, 01:51:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 31, 2007, 01:39:08 PM
The purity of this forum is threatened by a menace. This menace comes from without. Bowing to the forces of political correctness the owner of this forum has allowed emo kids to set their sights on here. They say they only wish to watch and spy. But if history teaches us anything, it teaches us that their sort, the new, once established becomes endemic. They will breed with our women, take our jokes and reduce the purity of our fora.

Our culture is ancient and it has been the same since this forum began. The same people, the same jokes. We have no need for the new. The new will take from us and make us weak. We do not need the news jokes we have our own jokes. Powerful jokes. Ancient traditional jokes. These new can not be assimilated. There is only one solution to the problem of the new.

We must treat the new like the vermin they are. We must drive them from our forum THERE IS NO PLACE FOR THE NEW AMONG US. And then when we have cleansed our homeland we must follow the new to theirs. They must be made to live by our ways or be eliminated, they will laugh at our five jokes or they will die. The new will submit or be removed from history.


ONE FORUM, ONE PEOPLE, FIVE JOKES.

FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 07, 2007, 09:17:40 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on November 07, 2007, 09:06:31 AM
   
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!



WITH HERPIES!

O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?

GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on November 11, 2007, 05:46:18 AM
Quote from: apoptosis on November 07, 2007, 09:17:40 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on November 07, 2007, 09:06:31 AM
   
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!



WITH HERPIES!

O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?

GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 12, 2007, 12:59:23 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on November 11, 2007, 05:46:18 AM
Quote from: apoptosis on November 07, 2007, 09:17:40 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on November 07, 2007, 09:06:31 AM
   
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!



WITH HERPIES!

O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?

GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on November 12, 2007, 04:28:04 AM
Recap of mol ownage:

This email is painfully long, I know, but please read it....it's important.

Some of you may already know, but for those of you who don't I have seperated with my wife and we are going forward with a divorce. First things first...I want to make it very clear that no side choosing needs to happen here. In life things happen that we just can't control. We thought we would be together forever and well, it looks like forever lasts about 11-12 years for us. So be it.

I have been in a very bad way for the past year and a half. Truth be told I have been in a very bad way for 12 years. Being alone sitting in an attic room with only 100 degree heat to keep me company these past few months I thought about a lot of things. For a little while I was struck with the thought that the whole 12 years was a waste of my life...but then I look at the pictures of my children and realize that this couldn't be any further from the truth. It's just another chapter....a chapter that is finished.

I have always looked back at my younger years with a lot of guilt. Whem my wife and I first got together I think it was more of a friendship thing than anything else. When she became pregnant with our first child and I found myself 18-19 years old staring down the idea of being a dad and being a partner to this wonderful woman without ever having a chance to make it on my own I was extremely scared. I never had the chance to experience life on my own terms. I felt boxed in, like I had no control over my life. I started doing things like drinking and I eventually went to prison for year for indecent exposure which is a felony in Oklahoma (That's flashing, if you didn't already know...remember watching 'Night Court' and the guy would open his overcoat....yah...exactly...stupid, I know). I sought help and went through several programs and passed, The doctors told me that it was about control and I never understood that until recently. I see now when I look back at my life that !
I never had control of anything. I did was I was told or what I thought I had to do (supposed to do) and never even thought about myself. Supposedly that was what the flashing was all about. The doctors said that was the one thing I could control whether I liked it or not and I didn't really understand it at that time. Most people have laughed when I have told them, but it's really not a laughing matter. For the longest time I thought I was a monster. Now I know I am not. Since I was released from prison and started to move on with my life I never had any urge to do that again. I focused on raising my kids and being the best husband I could be. I started painting and drawing. Things started moving in place for me.

But, there was still something missing. I couldn't quite find out exactly what, but it was everpresent. I looked for it everywhere I could, but always came up empty. So, I just stayed very busy....always doing something. I devoted a lot of time to MW and that made me happy.

I worked and worked until I could finally work at home and be with my kids fulltime. It was absolute and pure joy for the first time in my life. I woke up and fed my son breakfast. I took him to school. Came back to the house and maybe caught a little nap or I just went to wake up the girls. Either way they were awake eventually. Then I took them down and had breakfast. Then it was upstairs to watch Noggin (gotta love Oobi and Dora). I laid on the couch watching some toons with them for a bit and then grabbed the old laptop and worked on Wicks while their eyes were on the TV. Noontime came and it was lunchtime....back downstairs for lunch and some cookies or whatever treats I could fill them up with. Then we would go back upstairs. If the weather was nice then we would go outside while I stressed out that they would fall and hit their little heads on the concrete. (Seriously, my pulse probably hits about 100 when we are at the park....I am so overprotective). Anyway, the res!
t of the story is history....dinner, more fun and maybe spongebob reruns before bedtime.

Then things between my wife and I started to go bad probably around a year or so ago. At least, from my side. It wasn't long that I started burying myself in bottle after bottle of Jack Daniels and Glenlivet Scotch. I turned to drugs, too. Anything to escape what was happening around me. Here I was again with no control and I was scared out of my mind. I knew I should have left so many times but I didnt because I knew I would never get to see my kids again, at least, not the way I was used to. I would do anything for them....even stay in a very unhealthy relatshionship.

It wasnt long before I hit rock bottom. I didn't care about mortgage payments, bills, and just about anything else except for my children (which in retrospect I know that this was hurting my children as well and I will never forgive myself for that). I consumed drugs and alcohol like candy. Make no mistake, though, I was not the only one consuming these things. I was not the only one in the household screwing up.

I am not writing you all to tell you the whole sorted story of what has went on in the past year. I only want to tell you WHY I haven't been....and why I have neglected all of you for so long. I use to be here everyday working my butt off to make sure things always run smoothly. I was always here to post "Welcome homes" in the intro forum. I was always here, unlike many forum owners who basically never post or get involved with their communities.

I want to come back to you all. And I want to come back as ME. I wanted you to know my past, because while I am ashamed of what I have done in my past if it wasn't for that, prison, and my marriage I would NOT be the man I am today. I am good father. Maybe one day I will have another wife. GEBS is definteily the first in line, folks, because I do love her. We have been talking for a loong time so all of you who think this has happened overnight, over a few weeks, or even a few months....your wrong. Trust me. I was always loyal to my wife and I never cheated on her as far as having any sexual contact with another woman (without her consent - we wont go there in this email - if anyone want to know the WHOLE story...subscribe to MWad NOW and we will get down to it).

So, here I am. I have moved to Philadelphia and I am living with the woman I love, GEBS (Greeneyes Bluesoul). I am going to be doing some construction work until I can find an engineering job here in Philly. All the while I am going to be peddling my art to some agents so that I dont have to mess with that end of the spectrum, because I am definitely not a salesman and I am my own worst critic when it comes to my art.

But, most important of all...I am back here, folks. The stuff that held me back away from here is gone. It's over. I will never be controlled and manipulated again. I have sent, at least 2 or 3 I'm back' letters and really...that was a mistake and very premature because those were only points in times that I allowed myself to accept the horrible situation I was in just to be with my kids. I never wanted to be apart from them...ever. They have been life, heart, and soul....for a long time. They still are. This part continues to kill me because it doesn't look like I am going to be able to see them very often, if at all, for a while. And being in Philly has nothing to do it, believe me, I would fly to the ends of the earth for them. That is part of the reason why I am seeking out an engineering job.

SO, after spilling my guts I would like to add that if you have the means to subscribe to MW ($5-$30 a month -- and yearly subs are availiable, too) or MWad if youre over 18 years old (That's only $2 a month) then please do so. ( Here is the link to subscribe: http://www.mysticwicks.com/payments.php )I have had a lot of folks unsubscribe as of late and I can't blame them. The server has been very sporadic and I haven't been around to fix it. This is changing. I find myself in the unique position now to be able to pursue everything I have ever wanted. For the first time in my life I feel like I am actually in control of my own destiny. GEBS doesn't want anything about me to change...she encourages me to be ME and that, my friends is a breath of fresh air. I am feeling again and it is a shock after being so numb for so long. I am also off the booze and drugs (ok...an occasional drink, folks...I am not dead, after all).

Right now I feel at peace with everything. I can see again. I can feel again. I can express myself without walking on pins and needles. It's an amazing feeling and it makes me excited about life again....and the future. Especially the future of MW. This is the greatest community on earth and I feel like you are all my friends and family, and as such, I feel the need to explain to you what has been going on with me since I have pretty much been in a hole for the better part of a year and half. Thankfully, a whole bunch of you threw a rope down to me and dragged me right back up. I will never forget that and you know who you are...no need to name names. I love you all.

All of this has been the hardest and most painful trial I have ever been through in my life, but I feel myself getting stronger every day because of it. So, again, I wouldn't change anything. Everything works out for a reason. Being a Thelemite I know that I have a specific path and if I am walking that path correctly then no strife will come my way. I have been allowing strife to enter into my path, and that is over.

MW is going to prosper. Not money-wise (Well, ok...I wouldn't mind that either, folks), but the old way....you remember...the togetherness. We now have two tight-knit communities (MW and MWad) and they have both been in disarray mostly because no one knows what the heck is going on. Now you all do. And now it's time for not just me to move on, but for everyone. I am always here if any of you need me. Whether you have 5 posts or 20000 you are all equal and I love you just the same. If you need anything, just email me.

Thanks for everything.

Love,
mol
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 13, 2007, 08:11:35 AM
You know, that's still funny. How long has it been since we shit on MW?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on November 13, 2007, 01:17:11 PM
From what I can tell, the target has mainly shifted to TCC.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on November 13, 2007, 01:20:26 PM
For now.

8)

Once TCC is ground into fine code, we're going to let know mol we haven't forgotten him.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on November 13, 2007, 01:34:27 PM
8)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on November 14, 2007, 04:52:40 PM
"I'm like uh...totally telling you some really embarrassing stuff 'bout my life...but if you want to read about me having sex with someone other than my wife, even though she said I could, then you have to pay me $2 a month."



WHUT!??
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on November 19, 2007, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2007, 05:06:56 PM
Mooselim?  :lulz:

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Jihad out of m'hat!"
            /
:hashishim:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on November 22, 2007, 03:24:09 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:22:09 AM
phantomjoe77 (10:03:36 PM): whatre you doing on PD?
Jessyelly90 (10:03:56 PM): looking at stuff?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:06 PM): dont do that
phantomjoe77 (10:04:09 PM): its a cult
Jessyelly90 (10:04:17 PM): how so?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:19 PM): theyll kill you
Jessyelly90 (10:04:24 PM): really
phantomjoe77 (10:04:28 PM): yeah
phantomjoe77 (10:04:31 PM): to death
Jessyelly90 (10:04:42 PM): thats usually how people get killed...
phantomjoe77 (10:05:05 PM): just sayin'....
phantomjoe77 (10:05:10 PM): they're evil
Jessyelly90 (10:05:15 PM): what are YOU doing on it?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:26 PM): how are they evil?
phantomjoe77 (10:05:37 PM): It's an evil cult
phantomjoe77 (10:05:43 PM): they don't love Jesus
Jessyelly90 (10:05:48 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:05:52 PM): and?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:57 PM): your point is...?
phantomjoe77 (10:06:05 PM): that's evil
phantomjoe77 (10:06:12 PM): Jesus is lord
Jessyelly90 (10:06:13 PM): i guess im evil then
phantomjoe77 (10:07:08 PM): PD.com people are murders and sinners
Jessyelly90 (10:07:21 PM): how?
phantomjoe77 (10:08:29 PM): they worship false Gods....
Jessyelly90 (10:08:54 PM): like who?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:17 PM): Eris is the goddess of abortion
Jessyelly90 (10:09:38 PM): your a super christian arent you/
Jessyelly90 (10:09:42 PM): ?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:59 PM): I am
Jessyelly90 (10:10:17 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:10:23 PM): im not
phantomjoe77 (10:10:25 PM): Jesus is great...
Jessyelly90 (10:10:25 PM): at all
phantomjoe77 (10:10:30 PM): WHAT???????
Jessyelly90 (10:10:41 PM): im one of those false god worshippers you just called evil
Jessyelly90 (10:10:50 PM): =^.^=
phantomjoe77 (10:10:54 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phantomjoe77 (10:11:08 PM): ARE YOU CHARGIN YOR LAZERS!!!!!11???@@@


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:32:25 AM
Izzo: Still our finest connoisseur of basic chat trolling.

Thanks for the props, blood.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:36:39 AM
Quote from: Izzo on November 22, 2007, 03:24:09 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:22:09 AM
phantomjoe77 (10:03:36 PM): whatre you doing on PD?
Jessyelly90 (10:03:56 PM): looking at stuff?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:06 PM): dont do that
phantomjoe77 (10:04:09 PM): its a cult
Jessyelly90 (10:04:17 PM): how so?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:19 PM): theyll kill you
Jessyelly90 (10:04:24 PM): really
phantomjoe77 (10:04:28 PM): yeah
phantomjoe77 (10:04:31 PM): to death
Jessyelly90 (10:04:42 PM): thats usually how people get killed...
phantomjoe77 (10:05:05 PM): just sayin'....
phantomjoe77 (10:05:10 PM): they're evil
Jessyelly90 (10:05:15 PM): what are YOU doing on it?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:26 PM): how are they evil?
phantomjoe77 (10:05:37 PM): It's an evil cult
phantomjoe77 (10:05:43 PM): they don't love Jesus
Jessyelly90 (10:05:48 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:05:52 PM): and?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:57 PM): your point is...?
phantomjoe77 (10:06:05 PM): that's evil
phantomjoe77 (10:06:12 PM): Jesus is lord
Jessyelly90 (10:06:13 PM): i guess im evil then
phantomjoe77 (10:07:08 PM): PD.com people are murders and sinners
Jessyelly90 (10:07:21 PM): how?
phantomjoe77 (10:08:29 PM): they worship false Gods....
Jessyelly90 (10:08:54 PM): like who?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:17 PM): Eris is the goddess of abortion
Jessyelly90 (10:09:38 PM): your a super christian arent you/
Jessyelly90 (10:09:42 PM): ?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:59 PM): I am
Jessyelly90 (10:10:17 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:10:23 PM): im not
phantomjoe77 (10:10:25 PM): Jesus is great...
Jessyelly90 (10:10:25 PM): at all
phantomjoe77 (10:10:30 PM): WHAT???????
Jessyelly90 (10:10:41 PM): im one of those false god worshippers you just called evil
Jessyelly90 (10:10:50 PM): =^.^=
phantomjoe77 (10:10:54 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phantomjoe77 (10:11:08 PM): ARE YOU CHARGIN YOR LAZERS!!!!!11???@@@



random lol, i guess thats the point...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:41:27 AM
Consider it an extemely personalized welcome.

I'm friendly like that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:51:29 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:41:27 AM
Consider it an extemely personalized welcome.

I'm friendly like that.

hooray for welcome!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:58:26 AM
I still hate you....

Don't get too uppity.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken

Now the healing can begin....
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:09:17 AM
Fail.

Don't fuck with me again, Pyle.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 22, 2007, 09:29:34 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 03:32:25 AM
Izzo: Still our finest connoisseur of basic chat trolling.

Thanks for the props, blood.

Blood?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2007, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?

The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 22, 2007, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 22, 2007, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on November 24, 2007, 04:54:15 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 22, 2007, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 24, 2007, 05:18:03 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on November 24, 2007, 04:54:15 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 22, 2007, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!


uhh,
because sarcasm is your friend??

...............
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on November 24, 2007, 05:23:07 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 24, 2007, 05:18:03 AM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on November 24, 2007, 04:54:15 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 22, 2007, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 22, 2007, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Princess Esoteria on November 22, 2007, 03:59:55 AM
note taken

Now the healing can begin....

what kind of healing?


The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.

We don't hold with any science nonsense.

that sounds fun.......

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!


uhh,
because sarcasm is your friend??

...............

YES, BUT HOW CAN I KNOW THAT SARCASM IS MY FRIEND

ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD?

IT COULD BE A FILTHY BROWN TERRORIST!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on November 24, 2007, 05:43:46 AM
You're both terrists.

Git to Gitmo. NAOKPLZ.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Paroxyst on November 24, 2007, 05:46:58 AM
hmmm, i dont think im a terrorist....

i dont like to blow things up, anyway
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on November 24, 2007, 05:53:26 AM
OH GOD I'M  A TERRORIST.

I should blow myself up to prove that I'm not one.

That gesture certainly won't be misconstrued as an act of terror, ironically proving that I am in fact a terrorist!

OH GOD IRONY'S A TERRORIST.  :x
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on November 24, 2007, 05:55:50 AM
Stop infringing my freedoms.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 26, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
Stop filling the internets with fail.

Who the fuck are these people?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on November 27, 2007, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: triple zero on November 27, 2007, 12:51:15 PM
you know the feeling
two grown men ripping out your
rectum with bare hands?

NT: two buttcheeks, one says to the other: love will tear us apart. again.

Quote from: Richter on November 27, 2007, 01:31:57 PM
The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark

NT: Musical blasphemy
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 28, 2007, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on November 27, 2007, 06:58:35 PM

I snapped a pic, but can't access it 'cause I'm at work. There was this old dude in the bathroom who definitely heard the shutter sound of my camera-phone go off in my stall. I wonder what he thought was happening.

THIS GAME RULES
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on November 29, 2007, 12:12:43 AM
Quote from: triple zero on November 29, 2007, 12:07:55 AM
isn't cone an barbarian?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 02, 2007, 08:36:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 02, 2007, 02:35:56 PM
America is like one big frat party where everyone gets there with dreams of whiskey and pussy, but everyone ends up drinking shitty keg beer, getting cockblocked all night, and going home alone to jerk off in their sock.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 03, 2007, 04:12:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2007, 04:11:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 03, 2007, 04:10:50 AM
I ate too much corn.

:(

:(
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 03, 2007, 04:16:23 AM
two in a row!

:digtbk:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2007, 02:58:39 AM
 :lulz:

Also:

Quote from: GIGGLES on December 02, 2007, 12:56:26 AM
   
ATTN: CHAOS MAGICKIANS: HIMEOBS NEEDS YUO FOR A SUICIDE MISSION!

PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST 20 STORY BUILDING...


















...AND JUMP OFF!

TTM,
whore.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2007, 03:00:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2007, 03:30:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 29, 2007, 01:58:43 PM
(http://theshortbus.addr.com/felicia.jpg)

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 06, 2007, 05:21:48 AM
You guys owe me for discovering that picture.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2007, 04:10:15 PM
The website it came from is PRETTY AWESOME. Though  I can't find it again now.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM
I found it when while raiding a furry forum.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 06, 2007, 07:27:05 PM
isn't it on ED as well?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 06, 2007, 11:11:34 PM
yes, it is on ED.

yes, ED is probably the best site on the web.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on December 07, 2007, 03:53:12 AM
after seeing that pic, i'm assuming that ED stands for 'erectile dysfunction'?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 07, 2007, 08:07:47 AM
Foar srsly?

When did ED post it?

apop,
will achieve a mild erection if he trumped ED on some lulz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on December 07, 2007, 10:06:36 AM
I'll try and find out.

I'm still chuffed that I had more on Phil Elmore than they did.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 07, 2007, 05:12:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2007, 03:24:34 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 07, 2007, 03:15:26 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 07, 2007, 02:56:53 PM
Quote from: Mother John Frumm on December 07, 2007, 12:47:03 AM
"Cone Cock" is funny. Not catchy, but funny. Oddly shaped genitalia is inherently funny.

Genitalia in general is funny!

Every time I hook up with a dude, even through long term relationships where I've seen it a zillion times before, there is always that quiet little voice in the back of my mind as I reach for the fly, whispering to me, "Will this be it? Will this be the time when you burst out laughing?"

Oh I have that t-shirt.  Seriously, it's best to turn it into a choking, gagging cough.  Otherwise it can get really ugly! 

I can think of a very easy way to achieve this.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on December 07, 2007, 06:51:19 PM
Oops sorry. I think I confused the issue.

I was referring to 'Erectile Dysfunction' as a condition (caused by that furry pic) as opposed to 'ED' (as a poster) and 'ED' as in, Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

It was a pun that went horribly, horribly wrong.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2007, 12:29:01 AM
Quote from: faust on December 08, 2007, 12:10:23 AM
suddenly, catgirls.
raining from the sky.
Thousands of them.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 09, 2007, 03:09:22 PM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on December 07, 2007, 11:23:49 PMHAY GUYZ HERE'S ONE I WROTE MYSELF:

It was a beautiful day at Hogwarts, Harry had been skipping nude through the grounds when suddenly, in a flash of silvery-white light, a militant lesbian appeared, clad in supple leather, riding a horse of sinewy beauty.
"I am Xena, Amazon warrior princess. I demand you take me to your queen, pitiful man-thing!"

Harry had been taken aback by her powerful beauty, the way she clutched that menacing sword, they way her dark her fell like the twilight upon an unbroken sea.

"Why, we don't have no queen" said Harry.
"Then show me where I can get naked" she said, in a voice like a bullwhip.
"Oh, in the dining hall would be nice-"
Suddenly, Harry was cut off be the clash of castle thunder.
Xena's animal instincts kicked in, eyes flashed, and a brief, pleasureable smile crossed her face.

The skies darkened to a blood red, the sun became snuffed, the THUNDEROUS THUNDER clashed, and a larger than life orb of pure hate came careening out of the heavens.
"OH NOES!" shouted Harry "IT'S THE DEATH STAR!"
With a nuclear crash, the Death Star smashed into Xena's vah-jay-jay, her thighs desperately clutched around the mile-wide artificial moon. The energy burst consumed her in a flash of intense nuclear radiation, a baptism of light. Struggling against the fallen satellite she groaned.

The light was swallowed by the eternal dark miasma of her vah-jay-jay
"Looks like I'll be keeping that" Xena said.
The entry hatch of the wreck opened out from Xena's vagina, a hissing pneumatic hiss of steam became audible.
A figure rose, clad in black plastic armor.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIT!! OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!" it screamed, disrobing frantically as it ran towards Harry. Piece by piece, his pale yet alluring physique appeared. Finally, naked from the waste down, he cast of his helmet. It was suspended in the air for a perfect moment, a moment of pure and sensual clarity.
The helmet spun through the air, and like a prayinfg mantis Xena caught it in her powerful Viking thighs.
"Looks like I'll be hanging on to that too" she said, and she licked her lips.

The figure continued running at Harry.
Harry's eyes widened.
The figure smashed into Harry, sending pleasurable signals throughout every nerve in his body.
"I am Darth Vader. Harry, I am your...Daddy."
"OH DADDY!" screamed Harry, in a mix of pain and pleasure.
Darth Vader had plunged himself into Harry's supple cornhole, rising and falling, rising, and falling.

Xena dove into the tangle of legs and pale doughy flesh, her tight leather bustier burst like a ripe melon. Her breasts, like two perfect harvest moons jiggled.
"OH HARRY!" She moaned, as Harry plunged his wand into her, with Darth Vader simultaneously assaulting his ass. Darth Vader licked Harry's ear and whispered something dirty. Xena shifted position, like a wild octopus, her legs splayed into the air. The threesome tumble passionately on the grass, naked and sweating and panting. Faster, and faster, they were consumed by their lust.

In the midst of their carnal orgy, a single ball of white light manifested. The world of sensual pleasures faded away, the ball of white light grew. Within it: a single lotus, a universe. The dimensions collapsed; the rhythms of existence were the rhythms of their thighs, their throbbing. The ball of light expanded, to consume the world, and everything became the purest white. A still moment of silence, a moment of satori. A moment of enlightened orgasm.
For the briefest moment,
everything was the Buddha.
Fin.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 15, 2007, 06:25:18 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot on December 14, 2007, 07:59:28 AM
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6285/iheartyouck1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on December 17, 2007, 02:03:49 AM
ok this isn't actually a quote from this site but..

Quote from: my wife, 15 seconds into 2girls1cupHUH? OH MY GOD! WHAT DID SHE EAT!??
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on December 19, 2007, 03:44:20 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on December 19, 2007, 06:47:51 AM
This thread is failballs skeeting failure on everything around it like some sort of AIDS sprinkler on a lawn full of anuses and vaginas with open sores or anime.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 19, 2007, 04:41:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 19, 2007, 04:20:51 PM
Sexuality is funny.

It makes squishy noises! :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 19, 2007, 04:58:49 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on December 19, 2007, 03:44:20 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on December 19, 2007, 06:47:51 AM
This thread is failballs skeeting failure on everything around it like some sort of AIDS sprinkler on a lawn full of anuses and vaginas with open sores or anime.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
that's fantastic!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: GIGGLES on December 24, 2007, 05:45:52 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on December 15, 2007, 06:25:18 AM
Quote from: Netaungrot on December 14, 2007, 07:59:28 AM
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6285/iheartyouck1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on January 01, 2008, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 01, 2008, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2007, 11:43:16 PM
Not so much cheery, as glad to not be suffering as much as I was a couple of days ago! Gosh it's great to be able to swallow! I just spent a few days  face-down in bed with a towel under my face so I could just let the drool run out. I'm just relieved to be upright again, reclaiming a tiny bit of dignity.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa.! :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on January 02, 2008, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 01, 2008, 12:35:30 PM
Did you know if you remember a music track essentially that is an electronic representation of the track that is being "read" inside of your brain?  And you can do it with tracks you haven't even paid for!  This is an outrage, what are the RIAA doing about people who remember tracks that they have not legally got permission to own?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2008, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 02, 2008, 09:07:41 PM
we're a veritable noobatorium.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2008, 04:33:05 AM
Quote from: saint aini on January 03, 2008, 03:57:02 AM
When life gives you lemonparty, make manade.

I am gibbering with joy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2008, 05:10:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

:lulz:
that's rich
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 04, 2008, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

OFUK
That cat clearly has his pulse on the Underground.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2008, 01:41:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

please tell me this is satire. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:29:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 04, 2008, 01:41:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

please tell me this is satire. 

It is, I would never want to meet anyone who is REALLY that pretentious in real life
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2008, 10:58:56 PM
That is fucking *awesome*.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 08, 2008, 02:23:13 AM
again from SA;
Quote from: poopy palpy
12 million people watched american gladiators last night
can we have the 12 million people hitler killed in the holocaust back and kill these idiots instead?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2008, 03:03:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

Jesus.

Link?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2008, 03:05:18 AM
Sounds too much like a troll.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 08, 2008, 03:08:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2008, 03:03:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

Jesus.

Link?
Its a troll post from a really cool guy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2008, 03:19:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 08, 2008, 03:08:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2008, 03:03:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

Jesus.

Link?
Its a troll post from a really cool guy.


Yes, yes.

Link?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on January 08, 2008, 11:14:07 AM
are you going to be mean to him if I give you it?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on January 08, 2008, 12:35:17 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Tool is not metal god damn it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2008, 12:44:55 PM
I believe that is part of the irony.

Musical trolling has so much potential for lail.  LMNO, what was that site you wanted me to hit again?  I think if I do a variation of this, my Scissor Sisters/Pink Floyd routine and slag off the Pixies I might get an interesting reaction.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2008, 12:50:09 PM
http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2008, 12:53:23 PM
Thanks.  I'll go in tomorrow at some point, after I've slept.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2008, 12:56:33 PM
Let me know when you go in, I might add to the Lulz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2008, 01:02:42 PM
Will do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 15, 2008, 01:11:42 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on January 12, 2008, 07:00:24 AM
http://arnolddebate.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 15, 2008, 02:06:02 AM
Re: ITT, WE PROPOSE NICKNAMES FOR FAMOUS DEAD PEOPLE.
Quote from: Chef on March 15, 2005, 02:19:28 AM
EXAMPLE:  2PAC "INSUFFICIENT REFLEXES" SHAKUR.

GO!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 16, 2008, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 16, 2008, 06:16:47 PM

http://www.enlightenmentcard.com/

I give up... seriously, it's all over.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 17, 2008, 01:57:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2008, 04:51:57 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 17, 2008, 04:50:30 AM
You've got that backwards. It's because of stalagmite porn that I am a bad person.

Stalagmites don't kill people.

Stalactites do.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2008, 05:01:52 AM
Quote from: triple zero on January 18, 2008, 12:03:03 AM
i listened to iron maiden one time and i thought it was gonna be really hard and stuff because of all the skulls and such, but it wasn't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2008, 06:05:23 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 18, 2008, 05:56:54 PM
PWN Thyself
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2008, 06:05:55 AM
OK it wasn't a whole post. I should have put it in the quotes thread.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on January 25, 2008, 09:46:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2008, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 24, 2008, 09:23:54 PM
That Mime's so Goth, he's forever trapped in a box. 


A box of darkness.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 26, 2008, 01:01:21 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 08, 2008, 12:35:17 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2008, 02:54:46 AM
Quote from: from elsewhere
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Tool is not metal god damn it.

ITT: You just got trolled.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 26, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 26, 2008, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Benaclypse on January 26, 2008, 04:25:55 AM
What is the Discordian Idea/Ideal/Idiosynchracy of APOCALYPSE?

Once you "join" this faggoty "religion" you die inside.

That's the Apocalypse.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 27, 2008, 01:10:11 AM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 23, 2008, 08:24:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 23, 2008, 06:49:49 PM
THIS RHINOVIRUS SUCKS LARGE AMOUNTS OF TRUCK BALLS

(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/chargin.JPG)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: saint aini on January 27, 2008, 04:19:49 AM
Quote from: CECILIAanyone wearing cat ears should immediatly brought to the humane society be put to sleep.


http://lelandcityclub.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=366
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 27, 2008, 05:20:36 AM
not a post but a quote from my friend:

"That's not that bad, my parents got a netflick the other day that someone had erased the movie and replaced it with footage of some dude beating off"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 28, 2008, 03:46:20 AM
ITT: I have been inspired.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on January 30, 2008, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 30, 2008, 04:03:09 PM
"In the past, fathers were 90-foot robots made of cellophane and kippers"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 31, 2008, 05:53:08 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 06:13:55 PM
FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS  AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING  CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!

Quote from: Cain on January 25, 2008, 06:17:13 PM
Your mum was Benzair Bhutto?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on January 31, 2008, 05:58:24 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 07, 2008, 08:53:38 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 07, 2008, 07:06:24 AM
(http://www.discoflux.com/images/healthcart.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 11, 2008, 12:48:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 31, 2008, 05:53:08 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 06:13:55 PM
FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS  AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING  CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!

Quote from: Cain on January 25, 2008, 06:17:13 PM
Your mum was Benzair Bhutto?

ZING!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on February 12, 2008, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 12, 2008, 06:11:37 PM
Quote from: The Space Pope on February 12, 2008, 04:54:34 AMHey, I'm new to this forum, though I've been reading regularly it for a couple days now and every now and then for maybe a month and a half. I've tried to get a decent feel of what the tone and expectations of this forum are (I've gotten the whole "don't post random bullshit because you think being random makes you more Discordian" thing), but if I do slip into n00bishness, don't hesitate to correct my errors (not that it seems like any of you would anyway). I'll probably be doing a lot more lurking than actual posting, at least for a little while (combination of getting to know the ropes better and insane workload in school).

Welcome,

And it is fortunate you didn't call yourself The Space Doc. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 13, 2008, 06:29:09 PM
ATTN: DISCORDIANS: WE ARE NOW ON PAGE 34! RULE 34 ON THIS THREAD NOW! GO! :fap:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 14, 2008, 08:35:09 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 14, 2008, 08:15:48 PM
GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:

Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965

She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:

- Socks
- Canned food
- Kleenex (generic preferred)
- Tiny violins
- Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
- Matchbox cars
- Cleaning supplies
- RAZORBLADES
- Condolence cards

THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.

STATUS QUO GO!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 14, 2008, 08:35:44 PM
Ofuck wait...

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on February 13, 2008, 06:29:09 PM
ATTN: DISCORDIANS: WE ARE NOW ON PAGE 34! RULE 34 ON THIS THREAD NOW! GO! :fap:


Quote from: vexati0n on February 14, 2008, 08:15:48 PM
GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:

Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965

She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:

- Socks
- Canned food
- Kleenex (generic preferred)
- Tiny violins
- Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
- Matchbox cars
- Cleaning supplies
- RAZORBLADES
- Condolence cards

THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.

STATUS QUO GO!


There.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2008, 04:53:27 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 17, 2008, 03:06:19 PM
too bad he can't pray the gay away
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 18, 2008, 06:25:29 PM
Quote from: The Apex, The Harmony Of on February 18, 2008, 01:30:46 PM
Big shops make me feel autistic.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 20, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on February 20, 2008, 05:17:11 PM
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 21, 2008, 07:56:46 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 16, 2007, 11:39:32 PM
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.


Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 17, 2007, 04:53:00 AM
I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 22, 2008, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2008, 07:38:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 22, 2008, 07:30:27 PM
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.

Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.


You just described a typical saturday night.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 27, 2008, 03:39:10 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on February 27, 2008, 05:40:59 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 25, 2008, 11:23:09 PM
This next one is for Eve:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/eve-method.jpg)

Ah, a foto of my namesake. That's how my parents met, you know.
Quote from: Richter on February 27, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
They met during the Spanish Inquisition's trip to Haiti?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 01, 2008, 06:18:05 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 27, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT


*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 01, 2008, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on March 01, 2008, 03:58:52 AM
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!
\
:argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 02, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 01, 2008, 04:45:25 AM
*RING*
        \
(http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/02A0542.jpg)
        /
*RING*

                                                  Hello.
                                                        \
(http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/photographs/large/c39908-8.jpg)
                                                       /
                                                    Troll?


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 04, 2008, 03:10:02 PM
ahhahahah and I just noticed that the phone in that last post is labeled "CLARITY"


anyway



Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 04, 2008, 03:07:49 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 04, 2008, 12:22:38 AM
Quote from: triple zero on March 03, 2008, 10:56:46 PM
"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"

is that your proposal?

:lol:

He won't end a sentence with a proposition.

He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 10, 2008, 04:23:04 AM
Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:58:31 AM
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE

Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:44:16 AM
THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWER

I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2008, 12:02:46 AM
Quote from: triple zero on March 10, 2008, 10:24:12 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 10, 2008, 04:21:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 10, 2008, 04:12:49 AM
Quote from: triple zero on March 10, 2008, 01:53:41 AM


i just did cram already

:fap:


:postpics:

(http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2858/harasskidam4.gif)

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS  :cry:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 11, 2008, 01:02:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 10, 2008, 11:29:32 PMIf we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.

Or something.

(emphasis added because really that bit cracked me up most)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 11, 2008, 01:06:10 AM
Osmosis solves all the world's ills.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 11, 2008, 01:08:05 AM
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on March 11, 2008, 04:27:05 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 11, 2008, 01:08:05 AM
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY

My new favourite phrase.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 15, 2008, 07:24:37 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2008, 02:03:23 AM
It misses Cramulus.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 18, 2008, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2008, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 17, 2008, 07:28:57 PM
I wanted to point out that for some reason, we got Wilford Brimley:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2335172105_3fac19869a.jpg?v=0)

Wilford Brimley is a Scientologist?!?!?!

Quote from: keeper entropic on March 18, 2008, 02:14:52 AM
(http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/a/a1/Wilford-brimley.jpg/270px-Wilford-brimley.jpg)
                                                \
                                    Diabeetusnetics.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 20, 2008, 02:56:13 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 04, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
THIS THREAD GIVES ME THE UH OH FEELING
I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT
   \
:hosrie:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2008, 04:52:21 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 21, 2008, 07:49:39 AM
ITT I grant the government the special power of spontaneous combustion

and I'll throw in incontinence for extra lulz
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 22, 2008, 05:08:19 AM
Quote from: IasonOuabache on March 12, 2008, 08:00:53 AM
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/sign_0.jpg)

Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2008, 02:21:44 AM
John the puppy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were US Marines in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other dogs were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a puppy for fourteen months. When he was young he watched the soldiers base and he said to dad "I want to go on the base daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY US MARINES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dusty heat of Iraq he knew there were soldiers.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "We got another of those rabies infected dustmops"
So John charged the US Marines.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Marine.
"I will throw him off the cliff" said the Marine and he picked him up by the scruff of the neck. John growled and fought and scratched and not able to kill, as he was thrown off the cliff.
"No! I must kill the Marines" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Marines"
And then John was a zombie.

TTM,
custodian of win.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 24, 2008, 03:35:57 PM
(http://www.rushcounty.org/postrockmuseum/prpost.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 24, 2008, 04:19:08 PM


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/atfirst--then.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on March 26, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2008, 03:35:57 PM
(http://www.rushcounty.org/postrockmuseum/prpost.jpg)
I don't get it? 
:mullet:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 06:48:30 PM
It represents the crumbling state of my very soul.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on March 26, 2008, 07:16:32 PM
It looks like a broken fence?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 07:21:48 PM
Yeah, it's quite tragic really. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 26, 2008, 07:25:28 PM
    IT'S A POST!
            /
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 07:30:33 PM
Shuddap you Mutton-Chopped Codger!!!
/
:argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 07:31:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2008, 07:30:33 PM
Shuddap you Mutton-Chopped Codger!!!
/
:argh!:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 27, 2008, 12:16:53 AM
:lulz:

TTM has taken over RWHN's body!  (or his account...)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 27, 2008, 03:00:05 AM
or both
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2008, 11:12:07 AM
i saw that it was a post, i was just not sure about the pun, i thought it was something to do with post-rock or something
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on March 27, 2008, 12:12:40 PM
It was the best post I could find that day.  Next time I'll try harder. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 03:59:07 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2008, 03:47:05 PM
STFU and answer the question goddamnit

QuoteWho's the chick with the tits?

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 27, 2008, 03:47:57 PM
Another girl from the sketch troupe.

Yes, she's legal, no, she doesn't live anywhere near any of you, no, she's not single.

Any further questions? :p

Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 03:49:29 PM
ANAL?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 27, 2008, 11:32:25 PM
Quote from: Darth CupcakeThe Scrid is everyone's friend!

Unless, of course, you have a problem with booze. And if you have a problem with booze, you have no place in this world!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 31, 2008, 02:35:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 31, 2008, 02:05:30 PM
...aaaand the shit continues to flow downhill.

Quote from: triple zero on March 31, 2008, 02:28:18 PM
OSHIT I LEFT MY FAN DOWNHILL
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 31, 2008, 09:40:55 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 01, 2008, 06:51:27 AM
Quote from: daruko on April 01, 2008, 06:17:53 AM
I love to fnord things.

Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 01, 2008, 06:37:07 AM
i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out.


wutsyer point?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 07, 2008, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 01, 2008, 06:37:07 AM
i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out...


...and then I make sweet sweet love to it because there's nothing hotter than maggot infested woundsex.

FIXED!

...because there's probably something seriously wrong with me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:03:32 PM
Nah, we were all thinking it, you're just the one who said it first.

:fap:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2008, 06:08:21 PM
Man, they just don't make maggot-infested roadkill up North like they do in Florida....That shit used to give me nightmares.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:11:26 PM
It's the heat.  And the humidity.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2008, 06:13:04 PM
You say that like it doesn't get humid here?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:15:29 PM
Not in that swampy, "just shoot me in the head" humidity that happens every fucking day.

Yeah, NE gets a little humid, but MY GAWD.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2008, 06:19:15 PM
Wuss. Yeah, the main reason I cut my hair was that fucking shit, but I tend to find the entire East Coast is one big fucking humid swamp anyway, we just don't have to deal with it for part of the year up here (Though Providence's sky tends to burn a nice orange thanks to the Boston and NYC smog that drifts).

Ever go to DC/Baltimore in August?  :x
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2008, 06:22:28 PM
Used to live there.  I know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 09, 2008, 07:33:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2008, 04:27:55 AM
Hairless cats look like vaginas turned inside-out, but with legs and eyes.
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2008, 06:11:04 AM
Fuck all Nigel. You just raped my brain.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2008, 03:56:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 09, 2008, 03:44:49 PM
Opportunity for Roger. 

Listen, shit for brains, people are ALWAYS an "opportunity for Roger".  Everyone.  Everywhere.  Not just when they're all whiny and emo and full of excuses, but ALWAYS.  Why?  Because I hate you.

You haven't done anything in particular to deserve that hate, but I hate you anyway.  I'm like Jesus, only bitter, vindictive, and hateful.

So understand this:  I am not hating on you because you are an emo whiner, but because you are a fucking hairless ape.  I do not wait until people are down to kick them, it just SEEMS that way because my boot looks bigger when you're lying on your back in the figurative gutter, whining about how rough life is, while doing things to ensure that it gets worse ("Hi, I'm broke!  I'm gonna go out and buy alcohol!").

I got your "light-hearted", pal.  Well, I HAD it, but I KILLED it.  I killed it with the poisonous bile that dribbles out of my mouth, and the XDR syphilis that leaks from my very pores.  Then I fucking buried it in the sandbox of the local schoolyard, just to teach the little bastards what's what, come next recess.

Or kill me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 09, 2008, 05:27:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2008, 05:24:15 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 09, 2008, 01:35:28 PM
Quote from: Diseris on April 08, 2008, 11:43:42 PM
I must have missed when they repealed the patriot act that allowed the president to declare martial law and retain power under just about any emergency situation, but they're not teaching that to first graders.

Sorry you don't find this funny, in a really sad lets have some nice music while the ship sinks sort of way, but someone else might.


Just trying to comiserate.


Bush/Cheney 08 isn't funny, under any circumstances.  Bush/Cheney is a foul stinking bowel evacuation that you just want to flush away and not ever, ever see again.  They don't even warrant satirical bumper stickers at this point. 

Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start.  The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled.  There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db.  Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor.  The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits.  If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds.  BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.  You actually feel bad for the toilet after this.  All the while TGRR sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges.  The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as TGRR wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare election year experiences.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 10, 2008, 04:57:02 PM
yep, down here in teh swarmp yew can swett bukkits even on a kewl day
   \
:mullet:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 10, 2008, 11:26:31 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 12, 2008, 02:09:17 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 12, 2008, 01:43:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2008, 12:42:50 AM
Also we are insulating ourselves with each other, which sounds a little orgiastic to me.

Did I just get laid?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 14, 2008, 07:13:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 12, 2008, 02:37:10 PM
[Mein Kampf is] really, really, REALLY fucking boring.  Imagine the whiniest Livejournal ever, and add Jews, then set it in the 1920s and 30s.  That is Mein Kampf. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2008, 10:31:09 PM
100% truth.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2008, 09:48:31 PM
Quote from: Izzo on April 16, 2008, 09:41:37 PM
Your mind is rebelling at your bog-awful existence.  You need chemicals!  Illegal ones!  And illicit sex!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 17, 2008, 06:20:26 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 10, 2008, 04:57:02 PM
yep, down here in teh swarmp yew can swett bukkits even on a kewl day
   \
:mullet:




what the fuck was i talking about here?

sometimes i just dont know where the hell i am.

sorry guys ~shrug~
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 17, 2008, 06:22:12 AM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on April 17, 2008, 02:01:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2008, 09:33:41 AM
As much as I like Heinlein, I would like fucking him in the ass even more.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 17, 2008, 06:26:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 17, 2008, 06:24:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on April 17, 2008, 05:22:02 PM
Nothing amazing really.  Everyone wants a moustache.

(http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/0207/09/mario-thumb.jpg)

Look at that glorious spag.

If that fat guy is fucking that princess, there's hope for me yet.


LMNO
-desperately wants to fuck a fat plumber.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 18, 2008, 02:38:10 AM
im still laughin at that
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 18, 2008, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 18, 2008, 06:13:39 PM
What this thread has taught me:

In March 2003 I watched as our government sat by and let the Bush administration send our country down a bad path. Like hundreds of millions of Americans around me, I did not support the war, so naturally I was disgusted to see the majority of congress do nothing, and then vote for things that would enhance the war.

It was almost unforgivable.

But a few days ago, I found I was wrong about the nature of decision making. I voted yes to Slashfic on the PD. I thought it would be funnay. I thought it would be cute. I thought wrong. I didn't have the foresight to get a good view of the consequences of a Slashfic thread, and I chose rashly.

Well, corrupt politicians, I'm sorry. I now understand how lack of understanding can lead to horror.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 18, 2008, 06:20:42 PM
When the word fluid is put in quotes, I automatically think semen is being secretly talked about.

Double whammy!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 18, 2008, 09:50:32 PM
Quote from: 30 Cent Solution on April 18, 2008, 01:38:16 PM
Unitarian Universalism is religion for people who are smart enough to know better but have decided that the menu tastes OK after all.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 20, 2008, 01:12:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 20, 2008, 05:39:34 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 18, 2008, 11:24:51 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 18, 2008, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2008, 07:36:20 AM
Cute dog!

He freaks out when you blow on his face.  It's priceless.

Masturbating on pets is a sign of EVIL!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 04:55:25 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on April 21, 2008, 02:50:59 AM
I FART SUNSHINE AND HUGS
AND DANCING COOKIES
AND I AM HERE TO SOLVE
ALL YR EXISTENTIAL CRISES
     \
:hosrie:

super fucking valid worldview ITT
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 05:09:18 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 20, 2008, 01:12:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 21, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 21, 2008, 04:54:00 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 07:32:24 PM
oh my god give it a rest already
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 07:40:20 PM
Quote from: Idem on April 21, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 21, 2008, 04:54:00 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2008, 07:55:48 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 07:32:24 PM
oh my god give it a rest already

Speaking as a mother,

NO.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:00:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?
Speaking as a mother, because YOU don't get it   :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 08:12:09 PM
I hope you get mugged.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:16:27 PM
(http://www.ballardian.com/images/mugged_in_mexico.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:40:42 PM
Pllllbbbttt!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:43:58 PM
Huh?  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 08:44:17 PM
Quote from: Idem on April 21, 2008, 08:39:25 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 21, 2008, 08:38:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:36:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 21, 2008, 05:14:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 07:15:20 AM
See, now all I see in that graph is that Iceland is going to Hell.

:mittens:

:potd:

A better place to leave pr0n would be Iceland.

:lulz:
Speaking as a mother?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 21, 2008, 08:44:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:40:42 PM
Pllllbbbttt!



:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:45:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 21, 2008, 08:44:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2008, 08:40:42 PM
Pllllbbbttt!




:potd:

:thanks:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on April 21, 2008, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 09:16:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Not if I pledge first!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on April 21, 2008, 09:20:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2008, 09:16:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Not if I pledge first!

O please do!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 21, 2008, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 09:20:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2008, 09:16:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Not if I pledge first!

O please do!
How about we both pledge at the same time?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 21, 2008, 09:26:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2008, 10:14:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/nigel_mother_stfu.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2008, 01:47:15 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 21, 2008, 10:14:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/nigel_mother_stfu.jpg)

OH SHIT!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 22, 2008, 01:51:40 AM
That poster kicks ass, rly.  I'm not sure tripzip meant it to the way it does, either.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 22, 2008, 01:54:06 AM
it's meant in the best possible way, nigel looks like one mean mother.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 22, 2008, 03:09:04 AM
She looks like a hawt mom who kicks ass.  :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2008, 03:51:11 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 21, 2008, 10:14:52 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/nigel_mother_stfu.jpg)

RAH!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 22, 2008, 06:08:14 AM
fucking win!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on April 22, 2008, 04:18:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 21, 2008, 09:43:04 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 09:40:33 PM
I wish our tax dollars were spent on us, and not on wasting bullets on them.

ATTN: US GOVERNMENT, STOP FEEDING THE TROLL!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 23, 2008, 04:11:04 AM
Quote from: That One Guy on April 20, 2008, 01:27:59 PM
They'll never find me under all these babies!
                                                                       \
(http://www.cavinguk.co.uk/holidays/Oslo2005/normal/VigelandBabyPile.jpg)

We know you're under those babies - come out peacefully or we're coming in!
                                       \
(http://www.commondreams.org/headlines/images/071700-02.jpg)

RRRRAAAAGGGHHH!! You'll never take me alive!
                                                                              /
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/44616925_114a12788a.jpg)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2008, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 23, 2008, 03:48:47 AM
now i just want to see spiders under little blankets
as if the little blankets were knitted just for them

spider blankies  :D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on April 23, 2008, 05:42:37 AM
Quote from: Vene on April 23, 2008, 01:42:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 22, 2008, 08:43:35 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 22, 2008, 07:31:57 AM
ITT Nigel being an unfunny twunt
No, she's not being an unfunny twunt, she's simply speaking as a mother in a legislators office.
I hear there's pr0n there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 23, 2008, 07:14:46 AM
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 23, 2008, 07:26:03 AM
Current estimates suggest we hit Peak Meme 3 weeks ago.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 23, 2008, 07:30:07 AM
I think our Memeplex needs to stop shitting around with Gillian McKeith's nutritional advice.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2008, 02:47:22 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 23, 2008, 07:14:46 AM
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.

I think Payne's minions are keeping them at bay. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 23, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 23, 2008, 02:47:22 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 23, 2008, 07:14:46 AM
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.

I think Payne's minions are keeping them at bay. 

And freds.

Why does everyone always attribute the No Moar Meme! fiasco solely to me?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2008, 02:54:39 PM
Oh yeah, Fred too. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on April 24, 2008, 03:24:55 AM
Quote from: Naughty Nasturtiums on April 24, 2008, 01:11:45 AM
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/04/0walldeathblog.jpg)
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.



I mean, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on April 25, 2008, 03:36:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2008, 03:34:21 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 25, 2008, 03:32:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2008, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 25, 2008, 02:31:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2008, 01:20:33 AM


Okay, you just made the dickhead list.



i felt threatened, what was i supposed to do.

NOTHING, CUZ YOUR HEAD'S TOO FUCKING SMALL.

ah, so I pretty much made the list by default...

I have a small head disability.  I am afraid that it is irreversable.

YOUR

HEAD

IS

TOO

FUCKING

SMALL.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 25, 2008, 06:35:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 06:29:13 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 24, 2008, 10:16:43 PM
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 25, 2008, 07:23:56 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 06:35:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 06:29:13 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 24, 2008, 10:16:43 PM
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 25, 2008, 02:47:36 PM
Quote from: noodlefred on April 25, 2008, 07:11:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 25, 2008, 07:05:08 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 06:56:35 AM
I'll post youtube links where and when I like.

Spags.

That's rape.

What? Payne isnt BLACK
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on April 25, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 25, 2008, 02:47:36 PM
Quote from: noodlefred on April 25, 2008, 07:11:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 25, 2008, 07:05:08 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 06:56:35 AM
I'll post youtube links where and when I like.

Spags.

That's rape.

What? Payne isnt BLACK

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 25, 2008, 05:38:51 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 06:35:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 06:29:13 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 24, 2008, 10:16:43 PM
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

...Don't people still do this?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2008, 05:52:14 PM
No, we do shit like that via Facebook and Twitter now.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2008, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: noodlefred on April 28, 2008, 05:33:11 AMi hear if you say Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a mirror 3 times an american baby EXPLODES

for being extra+++ funny and un-de-jacking the thread after shitfuck-splosions
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 29, 2008, 09:34:01 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 29, 2008, 09:30:31 PM
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.

This, to date, is funniest thing I've ever seen written on this forum.

It was a cry-laugh funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2008, 09:38:30 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 29, 2008, 09:34:01 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 29, 2008, 09:30:31 PM
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.

This, to date, is funniest thing I've ever seen written on this forum.

It was a cry-laugh funny.

I was floored as well.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 30, 2008, 03:22:49 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 30, 2008, 03:08:27 AM
The books on this era are going to be a GREAT read when they finally come out.  The Clinton White House will look like PeeWee's Playhouse in comparison, srsly.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 30, 2008, 03:32:01 AM
:D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 01, 2008, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 01, 2008, 02:27:30 PM
I honestly don't find it that hard to believe that Billy Ray waxes Hannah Montana's va-jay-jay.

Wait- is it illegal for us even to be talking about Miley Cyrus' genitals?

Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2008, 02:29:00 PM
It depends - route a proxy through some country that has 15 as an age of consent, and you're all set.

Quote from: Hoopla on May 01, 2008, 02:29:41 PM
You mean, like Canada?

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 01, 2008, 02:40:38 PM
THE NORTHLAND IS FULL OF PERVS :eek:

Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2008, 02:41:00 PM
I'MA PACKIN' MAH BAGZ!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2008, 07:50:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 02, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 03, 2008, 05:50:47 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 03, 2008, 05:08:08 PM
                 THIS ENDS HERE
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                 QUIT REPLYING
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                 NO YOU QUIT REPLYING
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                 YOU FIRST
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                       OKAY
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(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)







                 YOU CAN'T SAY OKAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP
                         \
(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/megatron.jpg)




                       NO U
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(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/37/Optimusg1.jpg/300px-Optimusg1.jpg)






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                 :fuckmittens:
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 05, 2008, 07:15:26 AM
that was epic
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 07, 2008, 05:59:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 05:03:13 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 07, 2008, 05:02:35 AM
Till Maria gets back and sees you demolished her window plants!

DO YOU THINK I'M HIGH OR SOMETHING?  I USED THE NEIGHBOR'S.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 07, 2008, 09:32:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 04:31:26 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 07, 2008, 04:30:31 AM
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING

THE SIGN SAID "FREE"
THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE HOWEVER MANY I GODDAMNED WANT

THE FUCKING SIGN SAID "FREE TIBET".

PUT THEM FUCKING BACK.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 09, 2008, 05:07:55 AM
Cain: sounds like she was compensating, to me
Eve: compensating for what?
Fred: YOAR LACK OF PENIS?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 09, 2008, 07:03:38 AM
Quote from: LMNO, aka "Kitty" on May 08, 2008, 01:57:17 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/wutangvenn.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 06:41:06 PM
Quote from: FrederiekeVanNoedel on May 20, 2008, 07:11:48 AM
i totally wanna be that guy.

even hosrie thinks this shit is ghey
:hosrie:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 20, 2008, 07:08:36 PM

Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 07:04:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 20, 2008, 07:03:54 PM
I met my vibrator at Babeland on the Lower East Side in NYC. It was love at first sight. Now, three years later, we're still in a long-term, committed relationship. I couldn't be happier! :D

If you got injured could you charge him with assault and batteries?

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 02:42:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 21, 2008, 02:34:32 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 20, 2008, 10:42:48 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/12_Millard_Fillmore_3x4.jpg/450px-12_Millard_Fillmore_3x4.jpg)
(http://www.kittywigs.com/chickenblueelbow.jpg)

McKinley Yiff?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2008, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 21, 2008, 02:40:29 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on May 21, 2008, 02:39:28 AM
It just seems contradictory to me to have free-willed planned out for you.  

If an omniscient/potent god made you, they made everything you will do, just because they knows the consequences on your actions before they makes you.

Quote from: Nigel on May 21, 2008, 02:38:34 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 21, 2008, 02:04:36 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on May 21, 2008, 02:03:13 AM
:argh!:

Omniscient is omniscient! No rolling the dice or closing your eyes.  You have no idea how often I get that sort of reasoning when people want to keep free will and their sky jew.

So are you saying that someone who was omniscient wouldn't be able to figure out how to stop being omniscient?

Knowing whether something can be done and actually being able to do it are two different things.

Hence the "Can God create a rock so big he cannot pick it up" paradox.

Exactly.

Also, I understand that it does seem contradictory.  That doesn't mean it is contradictory.  It just means we can't understand it.

PS: Yes, God can create a rock so big he can't pick it up.  He can also pick it up, though.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 03:57:40 AM
Since when does god go around challenging himself?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2008, 04:00:37 AM
Fuck you, that's when.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2008, 04:05:48 AM
Quote from: Idem on May 21, 2008, 04:00:37 AM
Fuck you, that's when.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 04:08:44 AM
Laughed so hard I peed, 9/10
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on May 22, 2008, 01:40:24 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 22, 2008, 01:06:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2008, 12:29:26 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 21, 2008, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2008, 11:28:28 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 20, 2008, 08:42:04 PM


It's all good. If I was concerned with what The Other thought of my hobbies, I certainly wouldn't count myself amongst Discordians. I can see why some people think LARP sucks, or that I suck for doing it. All I can say to that is  :boring:. This is the Strange Times, and everybody is unspeakably weird. No shame there. One might just as validly critique people who post on forums all day, or own guns, or follow women's basketball or whatever.


You.

Quit making good arguments.

Thanks.


I just laughed so hard, I think I shit my pants.

And this is only one service we provide!

It's surprising how many of them involve shit, though.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 22, 2008, 03:02:56 AM
Quote from: Micro-Ice on May 22, 2008, 12:43:12 AM
9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 22, 2008, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: fnord mote eris on May 21, 2008, 04:23:33 PM
just passed fifty posts
you've all been so kind
if you don't like this poem
you can kiss my behind

just passed fifty posts
so here's how it will be
don't take it to hard
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
and your sights are on me
so i say it again
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
it wasnt that hard
yippee hurray
i am now a fucktard

:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on May 24, 2008, 02:07:39 AM
Not bad.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 30, 2008, 06:59:45 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 22, 2008, 03:02:56 AM
Quote from: Micro-Ice on May 22, 2008, 12:43:12 AM
9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape



Very clever Mr. Ice...
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2008, 04:43:20 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 30, 2008, 06:09:26 PM
Dicks and wine: that's a culture I can endorse. :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 01, 2008, 04:07:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2008, 06:51:15 PM
This is why Zen is full of shit.

You're supposed to LIVE life, not be detached from it.  If you're mad, be fucking mad.  If you're happy, be fucking happy.  Don't CALMLY eat that cheeseburger, EAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER.  Be SOMETHING, because there's no point in a religion or philosophy that teaches you to wipe out all the fucking highs and lows in life.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 04, 2008, 07:53:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on June 04, 2008, 06:05:50 PM
Women are from Venus,
Men are from Mars,
Fred is from....


















...Mercury


Quote from: Suu on June 04, 2008, 06:43:09 PM
(http://manolomen.com/images/Freddie%20Mercury%20in%20unitard.jpg)

?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 04, 2008, 07:56:20 PM
:thanks:

I was wondering if anyone would fucking catch that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 05, 2008, 12:48:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2008, 12:40:44 AM
This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.   :lulz:

this just seriously made my day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on June 05, 2008, 05:59:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2008, 04:15:45 PM
Quote from: fnord mote eris on June 05, 2008, 04:10:43 PM
can we beat the monkeys into submission or is political idealism a wast of time?  a government of the people  is supposed to have the ability to keep the monkey in check (i think it works but not near well enough)... the scum will always rise to the top creating a need for new monkeys and new monkey controls in all goverments

"We" are also monkeys. 

Never forget that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 11, 2008, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Paesior on June 11, 2008, 04:19:24 AM
Lulzcow, correct me where I'm wrong but this is your argument so far:

The internet is mean.
An expert told you that you were unable to communicate with people on the internet.
You are surprised that people on the internet do not understand that you are unable to communicate with them properly.


People who disagree with you are being illogical.
It's ok for you to be a hypocrite because you have a "condition".
No-one else knows about how your condition works therefore you are the only one who can define this condition, meaning that it can explain away any behaviour you wish it to.
Nobody understands you and life is a dark abyss.

If an expert told you that you were allergic to bees, would you stick your head in a bee hive?


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 12, 2008, 03:41:55 PM
oldskool :potd::

Quote from: SillyCybin on May 17, 2007, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 17, 2007, 02:28:35 PM
Of course, you could always do your part to ensure Morrison writes more stuff like this by actually buying his artistic work...

LOL, yeah, I might just do that.

Maybe when I'm on my way to my local church to hand out save the whale pamphlets, just before I turn myself in for past crimes on account of I can't live with the guilt anymore  :lulz:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 13, 2008, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 12, 2008, 11:22:53 PM
On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.

As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice :evil:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 14, 2008, 06:52:11 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 14, 2008, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on June 14, 2008, 05:53:13 AM
Uncle BadTouch + liberal amounts of kerosene + lighter = X

Solve for X

(http://www.discoflux.com/images/BurningMonk.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 18, 2008, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 18, 2008, 03:26:00 PM
I like my women like I like my  :lulz: -- fake and on the computer screen.

NT: cellphones
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 26, 2008, 12:19:09 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 23, 2008, 08:19:44 PM
Nigel's a girl on a forum
Her husband lacked proper decorum
She's pouring her rage onto a poetry page
And asking her lawyer to gore 'im.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 04, 2008, 03:13:18 AM
Quote from: That One Guy on July 03, 2008, 08:25:14 PM
Hi. This post, this one right here, is my 1000th post.

In honor of this (sad, pathetic, totally pointless) achievement, I present a bash.org quote that reminded me of PD.com when I first signed up about a year and a half ago. Enjoy (or not)!

<Devildrake> www.meatspin.com
-About 3 minutes later-
<Yodo> Woot 1000 spins
<Yodo> This game needs highscore table and ingame chat
<Devildrake> Dude wtf, it's a shock site, not a game...
<Yodo> Oh...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 04, 2008, 04:30:26 AM
very belated :potd::

Quote from: LHX on February 16, 2007, 03:15:47 AM
aight cool:

here it is:

occult systems - tarot, palmistry, astrology, as they are commonly used right now are nonsense

entertainment

they are good for fooling people

playing on sensitivities etc


but
they are useful from 2 angles:

1 - they suggest a process
2 - they all suggest the same process


it is nothing more than a creative description of a observed process

a process that starts with birth, progresses to death and suggests re-birth



call it whatever you want to call it
creative story telling

so in that sense, it is literal

these are literal descriptions of a process


a lot of the threads here have focused on figuring out where/why/how these systems developed

different people have different reasons for investigating this


for me personally, it makes it easy to put dope material together

the greatest story ever told can be told 10000000000 different ways



as for doing useless things - i guess that depends on your perspective on things

whats useful?

a lot of people say we are on the brink of apocalypse

most of the other people are doped up on various substances or hooked on money and chasing tail


if you buy into some sort of magic in occult systems, i feel sorry for you
but
if you dismiss any value that can be derived from occult systems, i dont think thats a wise move either


yin/yang was not a money-making scheme invented by the ancient chinese

the local i ching reader in any north american china-town does, however, prey on customer ignorance


Monk is a good dude
he grilled me on this shit before when i was debunking astrology
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 04, 2008, 04:34:40 AM
In reference to my discovery of onesentence.org
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 02, 2008, 10:21:14 PM
oh god this site is going to be the death of me.

DAMN THEE, TTM :argh!:


Quote"Let's find out!" I said as I reached for the piece of dental floss hanging out of my dog's butt.




Quote"It cost me $17,000 to prove to my son that steel wool is truly flammable."




QuoteHe thought the slap I gave him was just an experiment in light S and M, but it was actually the anger of the past few months that I had to release in order to bring myself to sleep with him.





QuoteUnconditional love is when you take the batteries from your vibrator to power your child's favorite car.





QuoteThe lesson I learned that night was "Don't sleep your way backstage to a show that only costs five bucks."


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2008, 05:36:50 AM
Quote from: davedim on July 05, 2008, 11:47:41 PM
(http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/70323382/11238963)

Not because it's an exceptional post, but because it's been a pretty failtastic day in terms of good posts and, in part, because it wastes Livejournal's bandwidth.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 08, 2008, 03:43:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2008, 08:19:24 AM
Can you really die from too many forced handjobs?

- Concerned in AZ.

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on July 08, 2008, 02:15:27 PM

Dear Concerned --

While some pose that dehydration due to a draining of bodily fluids is the danger, everyone knows that the real danger is in the chafing. After too many handjobs, the delicate skin of the penile region will begin to flake off, not unlike sawdust flying away from an industrial strength sander doing its thing. First, the horror at seeing the naughty bits quite literally cut down to size simply by the force of a hand while begin to make the penis-owner go a little weird in the brain. Following this, he will start screaming, because, let's face it, rubbing aggressively on regions recently deprived of their protective upper layers of skin hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER. Once the rubbing continues and the man-pole is now more like a man-nub, we hit the point of no return--basically, we go below sea level. A sub-surface layer of BLOOD VESSEL is now on the surface and spraying blood everywhere. Hooooooo baby, that's a lot of blood. On the plus side, Jackson Pollock only dreamed of this kind of absurdist, impressionist, heathen spraying of color across a given landscape. Not that the penis-owner in question will remain alive with long enough to fully appreciate the art his dying body is creating.

Anyways, Concerned, while Murder By Handjob is possible, it's certainly slow, messy, and can get monotonous after a while. I'd recommend shaking it up a little bit by mixing in some surprise buttsex in order to keep the killer interested. There's nothing more saddening than to see a murder whose heart's not in it.

Best of luck with the killin',
-DC


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 09, 2008, 02:37:54 PM
Quote from: davedim on July 09, 2008, 02:29:40 PM
Rehab is for quitters. Are you a quitter, Lys?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 10, 2008, 04:56:26 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on July 08, 2008, 09:09:31 PM
And here we go.

News flash:
Roger will always be Roger, Cain will always be Cain. We will all always be who the fuck we are. Right now we are like a large semi dysfunctional family with 2 of the cousins fighting instead of kissing.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

...lots of writing and smart stuff or something...

Ah, fuck it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on July 10, 2008, 02:05:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2008, 10:24:44 AM
I have my own Big Bang theory

No, it has nothing to do with what you're thinking, SHUT UP.

The universe is a big cone, you see, and all of the matter settled in the point. Matter is always trying to achieve an equilibrium, but it can't, for reasons that are complicated, like relationships.

So the matter all settles in the point of the cone, and then it's all too close together and repels everything from itself, so it starts to "expand", ie migrate away from other matter. It expands and expands, and as it expands, the cone flattens, until it can flatten no more, and the matter all freaks out by how far away it all is from the other matter, and starts to contract, on the other plane of the cone. It contracts and contracts and the cone gets conier and conier, until all the matter is too close together in the tip of the cone, and then...

It's basically the same as the doughnut model, but way more fun.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 14, 2008, 01:03:53 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 13, 2008, 02:13:51 AM
Someone should make one of these and bring it to his apartment.

(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3901/yummytubgirlcakeoy2.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on July 14, 2008, 02:35:33 PM
QuoteQuote from: Thurnez Isa on Yesterday at 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on Yesterday at 04:34:09 PM
Seen it before.  For those who don't want to get RealPlayer:  It's Bush's Mission Accomplished speech but the infamous banner has been edited out by shifting the screen upward.


yes
lol

i just happened upon it and thought it was hilarious
THE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BANNER WAS JUST IN YOUR IMAGINATION

yes i was on whitehouse.gov spending my sunday night laughing at speeches   


Oceana has always been at war with Iraq.    :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 15, 2008, 05:30:20 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 15, 2008, 03:58:44 AM
             CATS AND DOGS
             LIVING TOGETHER
                                 \
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/Venkman203.jpg)
                                 /
                     MASS HYSTERIA
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Messier Undertree on July 17, 2008, 02:00:55 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 17, 2008, 02:32:20 AM
FACT: I've never had cake at any party I've ever thrown. The vast majority of consumables were liquid and nobody really gave a shit if they were divided evenly after the first few.
What should you take from all this? Numerology is silly.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 17, 2008, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 17, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on July 17, 2008, 08:12:26 PM
what is the most secretive of all the secret societies?

The 2001 Energy Commission convened by Dick Cheney.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 18, 2008, 05:37:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 16, 2008, 12:54:11 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 16, 2008, 12:50:55 AM
there is to be no discussion of this film outside of threads clearly labeled FAUST KEEP OUT, until the 27th of this month.


Heath Ledger dies.

for some reason, this made me laugh hard.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 05:42:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
It hasn't rained, the ants still haven't touched it, kids have walked in it, and now there is HIMEOBS in my carpet. :(
Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2008, 05:28:25 PM
You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 27, 2008, 11:21:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 15, 2008, 06:45:19 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 15, 2008, 03:42:20 PM
also i dont know what is wrong with the christians down were you guys are
but the christians where i come from once they are in a "relationship" like sex more then they like eating Jesus every Sunday

My Ex and I were both Virgins when we got married. In fact, we went to the Elders because we felt so bad for getting to 3rd base while dating.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 27, 2008, 11:26:52 PM
Quote from: The Littlest Ubermensch on July 24, 2008, 06:19:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 24, 2008, 05:43:49 PM
I am left with no other reason to believe but that we're AWESOME.

(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/Popec23/8.jpg)

This needs to be made an emoticon.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 28, 2008, 12:05:49 AM
agreed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 28, 2008, 12:56:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:30:14 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:26:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:23:06 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences

(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7822/42ia5.jpg)

Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5295/advicedoglisterineblankis4.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 30, 2008, 02:12:15 AM
Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 30, 2008, 12:00:25 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 30, 2008, 02:12:15 AM
Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

A mittens icon should appear next to it on the thread list instead of the generic document symbol:

(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8724/foldericonon0.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 31, 2008, 12:26:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2008, 01:12:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 29, 2008, 11:09:46 PM
Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6876/roflbotmqmbvc2.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 31, 2008, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: Risus on July 30, 2008, 05:33:28 AM
In response to the thread title

The police aren't real, people with uniforms and guns are.
-TGRR
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 31, 2008, 08:23:44 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 31, 2008, 12:26:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2008, 01:12:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 29, 2008, 11:09:46 PM
Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6876/roflbotmqmbvc2.jpg)
:mittens: to teh puppeh!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on July 31, 2008, 11:18:12 PM
Quote from: Agent MorrisWhassup with the razor blades? I don't think telling peeps to kills themselves cuz they're having probs is funny. 

Quote from: RWHNYou obviously took the wrong turn at Albequerque.

Quote from: Agent MorrisRev. What are yuo talking about? :?

Quote from: RWHNNothing.  Did you know we have a pool on the roof?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 01, 2008, 03:44:20 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 01, 2008, 04:36:34 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2008, 07:47:09 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 01, 2008, 03:44:20 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.

I fucking love Bill Nye.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 02, 2008, 06:52:29 AM
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.



Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nast on August 02, 2008, 07:46:24 AM
Yay science!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 02, 2008, 09:20:43 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 02, 2008, 06:52:29 AM
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 02, 2008, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 04:36:34 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Littlest Ubermensch on August 02, 2008, 11:42:48 PM
Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 02, 2008, 11:49:26 PM
I always assume everyone is male until they say they aren't.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on August 02, 2008, 11:55:29 PM
I thought Vene was a guy.

The gender being filled in as "male" on the profile may have informed that decision somewhat...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 03, 2008, 12:33:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 02, 2008, 09:20:43 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 02, 2008, 06:52:29 AM
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 03, 2008, 02:28:35 AM
Quote from: The Littlest Ubermensch on August 02, 2008, 11:42:48 PM
Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.
That's news to me, oh well.  If it's on the internets it must be true.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2008, 05:00:55 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 03, 2008, 12:33:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 02, 2008, 09:20:43 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 02, 2008, 06:52:29 AM
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show

OOHHHHHH I get it now!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 06, 2008, 05:05:59 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 06, 2008, 04:56:53 PM
(And YES, sugar IS a drug, before you decide to say anything stupid))
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 08, 2008, 11:56:43 PM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on August 08, 2008, 10:51:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on August 08, 2008, 10:45:12 PM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on August 08, 2008, 10:11:52 PM
I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?

so America is one big Ike Turner?

Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 09, 2008, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 02, 2008, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 04:36:34 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:

It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 09, 2008, 03:10:04 AM
WHAT AM I FOR?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on August 09, 2008, 03:44:54 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 09, 2008, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 02, 2008, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 04:36:34 AM
Quote from: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:

It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.
Interesting, very interesting.  This may just work to my advantage.  Now, the real question is; does wearing a dress help or hinder my chances?

By the way, I find this more humorous than insulting
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on August 09, 2008, 04:01:04 AM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on August 08, 2008, 10:51:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on August 08, 2008, 10:45:12 PM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on August 08, 2008, 10:11:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 08, 2008, 03:23:57 PMThe Chamber of Commerce, D.C. lobbyists, firms that rely on cheap labor and a host of "astroturf" front groups are building a war chest that could reach hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to build a firewall against EFCA and other efforts to put a check on corporate power and rebuild a declining middle class. A recent report on the front page of the Wall Street Journal about how Wal-Mart -- the nation's largest employer -- is "mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors" in an effort to discourage its workers from voting Democratic this fall generated quite a bit of controversy. According to a report in the National Journal that received less attention, "several business-backed groups ... (including) two fledgling coalitions fighting labor-supported legislation and the conservative political group Freedom's Watch are trying to raise $100 million for issue advocacy and get-out-the-vote efforts to benefit about 10 GOP Senate races."

:aww:

I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?

so America is one big Ike Turner?

Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2008, 09:48:45 AM
Me too!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 14, 2008, 04:13:07 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 11, 2008, 02:34:58 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on August 11, 2008, 02:19:38 AM
He had a heart attack or soemthing while running on a treadmill.

I hope his pubes got caught in the belt before he went lights out.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 15, 2008, 04:22:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 15, 2008, 04:15:59 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 15, 2008, 03:58:52 PM
I still don't see what the big deal with that photo is
from a purely psychoanalytical perspective, one might glean the following possibilities:

- The flag is presented backwards to whoever might be looking. This might not be a big issue by itself (at least it isn't upside-down) but one might point out that although the flag is presented backwards to the audience, to King George, the flag is presented in its proper orientation. This may indicate that Dubya is more concerned with the way things look to him than with how they look to others.

- The President is sitting much closer to the attractive girl on his left than to his wife.

- The grin on the First Lady's face can be described in no way except "obligatory." She is obviously much better than anyone else in the stadium.

- The President's arm and the First Lady's chest appear to have approximately the same freckle density, indicating they are in fact robots, covered in recycled skin from melanoma patients.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 16, 2008, 07:45:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2008, 06:18:16 PM
Quote from: Davedim on August 16, 2008, 06:16:23 PM
Also, wade, learn to auto-rejoin breathe battery acid.

Fixed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 28, 2008, 01:24:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2008, 12:53:37 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2008, 01:38:19 PM
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6656/vietnamgo0.jpg)

WET WILLY OF DEATH!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on August 29, 2008, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 29, 2008, 03:54:40 PM
It should be noted that many PUMAs are Cougars.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on September 05, 2008, 03:33:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 05, 2008, 01:50:00 PM
Well... I have recently started to worship the semi-colon as the One True Representative of Gods love for His People.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 05, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
Heathen.  Ampersand is the one true lord. 

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 05, 2008, 03:28:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 05, 2008, 02:28:04 PM
Blashphemy!  The true believers know where it's @.

:potd:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/RHWNSEAL.jpg)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2008, 04:33:58 AM
Quote from: triple zero on September 09, 2008, 02:21:33 AM
Quote from: Risus on September 09, 2008, 01:18:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2008, 01:16:45 AM
Quote from: Risus on September 09, 2008, 12:59:23 AM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 08, 2008, 09:23:17 PM
"While you snooze and lose, I booze the Suus"?

"While you abstain, I'm bringin the Payne"?

"IF it chops you to piecus it's gotta be Risus (for breakfast)"
:argh!:
Doesn't rhyme!

Neither does "Tighten your sphincter, here comes Richter".
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 09, 2008, 04:36:08 AM
Bahaha!
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 22, 2008, 09:55:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 22, 2008, 05:27:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2008, 05:24:36 PM
Is there a word for making a good point and using shitty examples?

"Discordianism."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on September 29, 2008, 03:05:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 29, 2008, 09:59:32 AM
WRATH isn't stored, if it isn't shat out on demand, it's worth NOTHING.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on September 30, 2008, 05:18:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 30, 2008, 03:40:22 PM
Dear Wade,

You're an idiot.

Love,
LMNO
Quote from: Risus on September 30, 2008, 04:25:54 PM
Dear LMNO,

Stop sending me Wade's mail.


Sincerely,
Risus


Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 30, 2008, 04:48:28 PM
Dear LMNO,

Risus made it with a whale?

Warmly,
RWHN
Quote from: Suu on September 30, 2008, 04:50:25 PM
Dear RWHN,

I got a whale in the mail?

Regards,

Kaousuu
Quote from: LMNO on September 30, 2008, 04:55:08 PM
Dear Suu,

You have a Whale Tail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail)?

Fappingly,
LMNO
Quote from: Suu on September 30, 2008, 04:57:41 PM
Dear LMNO,

Yes I'd LOVE a tall ale!

Drunkenly,
Kaousuu


Quote from: LMNO on September 30, 2008, 04:59:50 PM
Dear RWHN,

Suu's whale ails. 
Will it fail?


Rhymetastically,
LMNO
Quote from: Risus on September 30, 2008, 05:00:05 PM
Rev.WHN

Due to recent regulations and prohibitions, we no longer make anything out of whales.

Yours faithfully,
Risus
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 30, 2008, 05:05:45 PM
Dear Everyone,

wut?

Confusingly,
RWHN
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 30, 2008, 05:15:58 PM
Dearest Cainad,

We will try to stamp out this unfortunate trend.

Best Wishes,
RWHN
Quote from: Suu on September 30, 2008, 05:17:19 PM
Dear Cainad,

Yuo fail.

Signed,
Kaousuu
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 30, 2008, 05:21:16 PM
 :cry:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 01, 2008, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: burnstoupee flapjacks on October 01, 2008, 05:02:17 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/spag.gif)

now that make a bit more sense...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2008, 09:09:25 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 01, 2008, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: burnstoupee flapjacks on October 01, 2008, 05:02:17 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/spag.gif)

now that make a bit more sense...

What in the cocking fuck!!!? :mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 02, 2008, 09:11:11 AM
It's the little feet that get me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on October 02, 2008, 11:11:06 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 01, 2008, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: burnstoupee flapjacks on October 01, 2008, 05:02:17 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/spag.gif)

now that make a bit more sense...
HE IS TEH MESSIAH!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2008, 01:48:28 PM
Go SPEED WOMPER
Go SPEED WOMPER
Go SPEED WOMPER Go!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on October 02, 2008, 08:15:38 PM
   
Re: POST YOUR YOUTUBE LINKS HERE, SPAGS!
Requiem
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8167533318153586646&hl=en

The correct and proper way to speak to a police officer.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on October 08, 2008, 03:37:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2008, 09:57:33 AM
Of course, the problem is once people start thinking, they have this annoying habit of not stopping.  And before you know it, they're questioning the BBC and whether science is a culture-bound mode of thought and we've all become effete, latte-drinking postmodernists, tearing apart the foundations of Western rationality and replacing it with a nihilistic discourse of despair and the end of all grand narratives.

Or something.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 08, 2008, 07:08:47 PM
LMNO trying to hook up DCup:

Quote from: LMNO on October 08, 2008, 05:53:50 PM
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2064/dcupmonsterzl2.png)



Sorry, no luck.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on October 09, 2008, 06:58:43 PM
Quote from: Burns on October 09, 2008, 06:54:43 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/TGRR.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on October 14, 2008, 02:32:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 13, 2008, 11:08:18 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/fs6c1-7.jpg)

Quote from: Payne on October 14, 2008, 02:27:50 PM
Space bars, you spag.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on October 20, 2008, 04:46:07 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2007, 03:07:31 AM
I lost all interest ITT after it was pointed out that I was compared to jamiroquai.

Quote from: Payne on December 04, 2007, 03:13:04 AM
Someone else compared you to the Beatles, IIRC.

As for the Jamiroquai thing.... well..... Sorry, what else can I say?

Quote from: Malachite on December 04, 2007, 03:14:11 AM
I like Jamiroquai.

Quote from: Hoopla on December 04, 2007, 03:19:57 AM
:|

Quote from: Malachite on December 04, 2007, 03:27:56 AM
You're just jealous of the canned heat. In my heels. Tonight. Baby.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 20, 2008, 04:48:06 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on October 21, 2008, 01:01:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 21, 2008, 12:43:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 21, 2008, 01:48:05 AMThat sounds really neat. I never would have thought of neo-paganism as something that someone would take the time to research.

Neither do most neo-pagans.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eve on October 24, 2008, 01:31:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 24, 2008, 01:10:05 PM
And now Obama is open to talking to the Taliban. 

YOU SEE THAT?  DON'T FUCK WITH ME, EVEN OBAMA JUMPS WHEN I SAY "JUMP, BITCH"!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on October 29, 2008, 02:34:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerIn case you're interested, I have a FASCINATING intestinal issue going on here.  I am outgassing like a CHAMP!  I swear to fucking God, I just farted IN COLOR!  And the last time I took a healthy shit?  Don't get me started.  I may need a new toilet.  I'm fairly certain I shat MY OWN BODY WEIGHT. 

It was one of those things, you know, like silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start.  The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled.  There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db.  Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor.  The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits.  If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds.  BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.  You actually feel bad for the toilet after this.  All the while I sing Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges.  The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as I wipe with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as I swat the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare public restroom experiences.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2008, 02:48:04 AM
What?  I had to go.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on October 29, 2008, 02:49:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2008, 02:48:04 AM
What?  I had to go.

Yes, that was part of it alright.  :lulz:  Twas a great post.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 04, 2008, 04:58:08 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on November 04, 2008, 04:52:20 PM
Be happy, Like Bobby McFerrin used to be before Enrico made him personal fuckmuppet.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 05, 2008, 07:53:56 AM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 29, 2008, 08:39:03 PM
I want to create a pension to ban history from our schools.

Something about having to prep ourselves from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

:?

See, this is why I don't show up very often these days.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 05, 2008, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2008, 04:52:54 PM
(Punch it, Hurb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)

Come on

Let's talk about Sub Genii
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects

Let's talk about sects for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sects on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sects, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope

Let's talk about Sub Genii (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sects (come on)
Let's talk about sects (do it)
Let's talk about sects (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sects

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sects, all right

(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has sects
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 11, 2008, 12:52:35 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 21, 2008, 09:17:08 PM
Greetings I am Vampire who seen the hate of vampires on and offline... I'm not talking roll playing people, but the real thing... Real Vampire Haters hurting Real Vampires... A girl can only do so muc offline in a small christian town to stop vampire hate, where she is only vampire... BUT she can try and perhaps make a difference online for Vampires... To stop the vampire hate online....
So this what this is... A Site and Group to stop Vampire Haters. Not through violence like Vampire Haters, who stalk and usually end up hurting the vampires, but by saying We will not be silent no longer! We have rights! No one should face any type hate due to color, race, religion, clothes, whatever... So why should we vampires put with the hate?

No we shouldn't. We should say, "No, we have rights, we have feelings, we will NOT be silent and let this happen!" People may snicker and say "Real vampires?" Yes, real vampires... We are hurt or stalked in real life and haters started taking their work online. I get e-mails from some haters and had to change my e-mail address several time.

First off I will state this now before anyone gets a little nervous- We will not use violence, we set ourselves with morals and better then those "hunters" and "stalkers". It's sick and twisted that a everyday person would hunt one of us all because we are different!!!

We have members and supporters... Vampires are very welcome to join, so are non-vampires... If you would not like to join, but maybe, support, we will be having some support banners made up soon... Until then look around... Remember- Vampires Have Rights Too, and shouldn't have put up with the hate!
:lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2008, 02:27:15 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 10, 2008, 10:45:04 PM
I'm all for anarchy. Here's how it's going to work - you're going to come running up to me with your designer dredlocks all waving around excitedly and a big dumbass grin on your pierced to fuck face and tell me that "We Won!" and "The system has been destroyed"

and I'm going to slit your throat, steal anything cool you might have about your person and hang you up to bleed and cure.

Yay anarchy!  :evil:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2008, 08:02:55 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 13, 2008, 03:43:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2008, 07:45:51 PM
Fursecution ITT.

NEVER AGAIN THE FUR-NING TIMES!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on November 13, 2008, 06:04:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 13, 2008, 04:48:43 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 13, 2008, 02:58:07 AM
From now on, anytime someone whines and gets their vag all sandy about how we treat n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc....

...I will log in as The Mgt and execute a n00b at random.

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bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!

(srsly, three pages of replies and i'm the first to do this? i really expected that the generic statement of "next time somebody X i threaten to Y" is the discordian equivalent of tying bacon to a cat)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 13, 2008, 06:22:34 PM
Quote from: Kai on November 13, 2008, 06:20:25 PM
:aaa:

Wow.

....


Are you sure this isn't satire?

....

I guess satire is over then. Reality has made it obsolete.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 18, 2008, 08:27:04 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 18, 2008, 07:33:18 PM
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

Say you don't know me or recognize my avatar
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of skanky bar
Knee deep in the Hoopla [I didn't even need to edit that word!!] stinking of your shite
Too many runaways beating up the Lamanite

St. Aini plays the race card, so we flame the retard, don't you remember
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 18, 2008, 09:32:14 PM
Came across an old post that made me laugh while doing IPD research. Context removed:

Quote from: Cramulus on April 11, 2007, 07:39:56 PM
When I was like 8 I honestly believed that the toilet was alive and that it loved eating my poos. I hung out with it and talked to it when I thought it was lonely. I think my personality today still sort of reflects that.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2008, 01:58:37 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 19, 2008, 01:49:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2008, 12:05:33 AM
What the fuck?

Are WOW people basically a type of furry?

furries are sexual deviants.
wow people are the absence of anything remotely sexual so I would say no.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sister_Gothique on November 20, 2008, 02:45:52 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on November 20, 2008, 02:39:44 AM
if this is the way canadian military always behaves, no wonder nobody invites them to the really glorious wars.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 20, 2008, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: bones on November 20, 2008, 02:22:58 PM
Hey, um.. Wade?

I know we haven't really spoken before, and maybe this will seem unfounded and very sudden, but I can't go on living this lie, admiring you from the shadows where I skulk. In the short time I have been following your posts here I think, well, I think I have fallen madly and deeply in love with you.
I find your little noggin to be just the most adorable thing I've ever seen, and though you seem to not always get along perfectly with the other posters here, I find that throughout all the drama you maintain a charm and dignity that is second to none.

I adore you unashamedly and I want to announce my passion to the whole world. I want to climb a mountain and scream my love for you for all to hear. I want to wrap my gangly arms around your sweet little face and hold you close to me forever. And, just in case you're at all up for it, I'll just let it be known here and now that I wouldn't be totally against the idea of lubing up your head real good and seeing if it would fit through my quivering, puckering sphincter.

I don't know how you will react to this, and I don't really expect or want anything from you, except I strongly hope that you keep up the good work. I'm not even gay, but a chap like you can really turn a guy's head.

I just really thought it was time I let you know.
I'm here for you, and my balls yearn to bounce on your chin

bones,
  embracing his real feelings for the first time, and feeling all tingly
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 20, 2008, 04:09:42 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on November 29, 2008, 03:48:45 AM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on November 18, 2008, 09:32:14 PM
Came across an old post that made me laugh while doing IPD research. Context removed:

Quote from: Cramulus on April 11, 2007, 07:39:56 PM
When I was like 8 I honestly believed that the toilet was alive and that it loved eating my poos. I hung out with it and talked to it when I thought it was lonely. I think my personality today still sort of reflects that.



i remember that!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2008, 06:24:39 PM
And then, I said to Henry Kissinger "Prof Chomsky raises a very good point, what is your response"?  And Dr Kissinger said "why are you asking a zombie about our 1960s policy to Indonesia?  Braaaaaaaaaains"  And he started to screw the top of Chomsky's head off, while Brezinski was still droning on about Russia and the exceptional circumstances of the emergency and ate his brains, right in front of the audience

And then I woke up

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2008, 11:10:30 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 02, 2008, 09:54:49 PM
I heard they edited a really juciy sex scene out of 'Twilight'.....


.....fangs for the mammary.



:D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2008, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 13, 2008, 04:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2008, 01:49:10 AM
"Grandma, tell us a story."

"Okay, once there was a..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwVyXgbaXHs&feature=related

yup, still laughin about it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 14, 2008, 02:15:26 AM
Quote from: Burns on December 14, 2008, 01:06:40 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 13, 2008, 10:05:13 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 15, 2008, 03:09:52 PM
Quote from: Burns on December 15, 2008, 09:07:53 AM
WADE'S HAMSTER DANCE!!!
Right-click here and open in new window... (http://maddohattaa.levelup.dk/Music/b/hamsterdance.mp3)
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on December 17, 2008, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 16, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan."  Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument.  The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on December 17, 2008, 12:31:11 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 17, 2008, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 16, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan."  Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument.  The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 12:39:08 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 17, 2008, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 16, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan."  Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument.  The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 17, 2008, 12:39:52 AM
EoC wins the forum for the day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2008, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2008, 03:38:28 PM
Quote from: FoMEnter on December 19, 2008, 10:36:19 PM
you mean there wasn't really a race of giants?

Yes there was.  But they all ran off and became the 1986 Bears.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 23, 2008, 03:52:22 AM
 
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2008, 03:16:26 AM
Quote from: AlxJrvs on December 23, 2008, 01:57:21 AM
Have you ever run into another discordian on the street? How did you know? How did you break the ice? What did you do?

I KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND STOLE HIS IPOD.

NOW CHEF IS BUSY ERASING FRANZ FERDINAND TUNES.

:digtbk:

:hammer:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2008, 06:02:46 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 24, 2008, 02:04:42 PM
Quote from: Revenant on December 23, 2008, 11:05:54 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on December 23, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
LMNO: Cowboy.


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Did Someone says cowboy?

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on December 27, 2008, 03:56:48 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 23, 2008, 06:02:46 PM
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8889/roflbotyb6pls1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
LAIL WERE INTERNUT INFAMOUS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 28, 2008, 11:28:57 AM
link to thread please? I'm a couple of days behind in reading posts, and I fear I'll miss the original
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on December 30, 2008, 12:42:35 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 26, 2008, 08:35:51 AM
fnordy just sent me this (http://www.99chan.org/b/src/122990911248.jpg) (NSFW) it's epic

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on December 30, 2008, 01:09:01 AM
OH GOD
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on December 30, 2008, 01:09:50 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 30, 2008, 04:06:29 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 30, 2008, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on December 30, 2008, 11:58:42 AM
lmnoswanlake:

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2d7tu80.gif)

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on December 30, 2008, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 30, 2008, 12:42:35 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 26, 2008, 08:35:51 AM
fnordy just sent me this (http://www.99chan.org/b/src/122990911248.jpg) (NSFW) it's epic



Pwned.  I've been banned from 99chan.  I had them down for a healthy dose of granny porn, but hadn't actually got around to it, so I can only assume someone else got hit with the banhammer and I'm collateral.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Ari on January 05, 2009, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 05, 2009, 09:02:18 AM
I once swaffeled the Leaning Tower of Pisa.  Or, as they called it back then, the Tower of Pisa.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2009, 02:48:33 AM
Quote from: Obecalp on January 06, 2009, 02:47:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2009, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Obecalp on January 06, 2009, 02:44:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2009, 02:41:55 AM
Quote from: Obecalp on January 06, 2009, 02:39:02 AM
Not as bad as the stupid bitches who are to afraid of THE EVIL RED MENACE to make sure that the banking industry doesn't fuck everything up

And so?  Burning down the house doesn't hurt the bank a bit.  In fact, it HELPS.  Insurance comes back as liquid assets.  In effect, you paid off the mortgage with insurance, and you get a free ticket to prison.

Edit:  Also, when calling people stupid, remember that, in this case, it's "too stupid", not "to stupid".  Just saying.



Im not saying that they should burn down the house It's a stupid idea.

I'll keep that in mind

Um...

Quote from: Obecalp on January 05, 2009, 05:50:59 PM
If the bank foreclosed on my home I would burn it down to get revenge.



I was a different man a couple of hours ago


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 06, 2009, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 04, 2009, 05:47:27 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/1196341729011.gif)

Make this a smiley FFS
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 12:08:29 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 06, 2009, 12:06:54 PM
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:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
:fap::fap:   :fap::fap:

Best post evar!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 06, 2009, 12:09:40 PM
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 06, 2009, 12:09:40 PM
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

Humbly request permission to quote this, out of context, whenever the opportunity arises?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 07, 2009, 09:29:55 PM
its still a little bent
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on January 07, 2009, 10:02:07 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 07, 2009, 09:29:55 PM
its still a little bent

Following P3nT's lead, can i quote YUO saying this for ever and ever till the end of your days?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 07, 2009, 10:26:47 PM
only if you keep that wig on :fap:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on January 07, 2009, 10:45:00 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 07, 2009, 10:26:47 PM
only if you keep that wig on :fap:

Kay.

Wait, you mean the pink one?
That's not a wig.

This is all me.

Who's fapping now, bitch?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 09, 2009, 03:08:16 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 06, 2009, 12:09:40 PM
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

Humbly request permission to quote this, out of context, whenever the opportunity arises?

It might actually be funnier in context.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 11, 2009, 11:39:15 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 20, 2007, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 20, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
I don't know about you, but after sex, I feel a strong urge to wipe the feces off my chest.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 11, 2009, 05:24:30 PM
 :lulz:


Also,
Quote from: Richter on January 06, 2009, 01:39:51 PM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/putinyou.png)

How Electric Six amuses me!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 12, 2009, 07:52:57 AM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/livingmold95/83WetBunniesLookWeird.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on January 12, 2009, 12:33:24 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on January 12, 2009, 07:52:57 AM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/livingmold95/83WetBunniesLookWeird.jpg)

Awwww, that's just harsh.

BUNNY ABUSER!!!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 13, 2009, 01:17:15 AM
its not abuse hes still got his feet
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 14, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 14, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 14, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

I enjoy those as well.  The Cheese thread in particular was epic.  It made me weep a little. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2009, 05:09:52 PM
oh man, the cheese thread

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 05:18:51 PM
cheese puns we  :lulz: 'ed we :cry: 'ed we  :argh!: ,  it had it all..
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2009, 03:40:37 AM
See?  It's pure talent.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 15, 2009, 06:14:30 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 15, 2009, 05:26:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 05:23:59 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 15, 2009, 04:41:20 AM
Well, there's that, but just look at Paul Simon's neck.

He's turning into one of H.P. Lovecraft's fish-men from Innsmouth.

What do you mean "turning"?

You know what happens if you play "You Can Call Me Al" backwards, right?

That's right.  R'ley surfaces and Cthulu eats everyone.

(http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/family-cthulhu.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on January 15, 2009, 10:52:31 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 14, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PMRemember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

I enjoy those as well.  The Cheese thread in particular was epic.  It made me weep a little. 

i remember a longer while ago when we broke into pun-offs so often, people complained about it :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on January 15, 2009, 11:10:10 AM
Yes, I remember that too.  I've had very few tiffs with people while I've been here but I remember that particular one. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2009, 05:57:11 PM
Pshaw!  Punnage happens. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 11:25:14 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2009, 11:43:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 11:25:14 PM
:argh!:

:D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on January 19, 2009, 12:02:21 AM
Quote from: GA on January 18, 2009, 08:52:37 PMThe idea behind the Technological Singularity is that once that happens, so much stuff could happen in any given timespan that any kind of meaningful prediction about the future of human affairs becomes impossible.  Once we're in the Singularity, for instance, a wi-fi brain network of students in Argentina on intelligence boosting drugs could produce an entire new field of mathematics while you're sleeping, which is applied by the Berkeley-Microsoft Xbox Live Protein Stability Computation Grid to invent a protein that synthesizes a high-powered fuel out of topsoil and salt water.  Because of advances that make the internet more efficient at circulating useful information, every business-minded biologist in New Euromerica switches on his Synthavirus Gene Lab and transmutes a tub of yeast into a tub full of yeast that makes cheap fuel out of dirt and salt water.  An architect realizes that the aluminum bars in every persons' prefabbed home could now be used as a very powerful railgun, mentions this to an engineering forum, and within an hour the brain network in Argentina (who has now solved mathematics, and is quite bored) comes up with a way to quickly and turn any house into a rail-gun launched spaceship.  By this time P&G has switched from biowarfare to energy production and is making a killing selling 1.2 jigga-amps to every house in the world.  One Hundred and Seventeen, the premier magazine for hip youngsters just out of their first century, runs an article on space fashions mentioning this new development, causing people all over the world people to press the "Reconfigure" button on their houses to convert them into space ships and take off for the moon.  Unfortunately, the Neo-Feynman uses the new math and lucky guesses to crack every encryption algorithm in the world, revealing every deep-cover troll used by the Department of Motor Vehicles, leading Senator Chuck Norris, /b/-Canada, to call for a purge of the hated DMV trolls.  Firefights break out all over the world, as roughly 50% of the population is a DMV troll.  The fighting extends to the flash mob on the moon, which manages to form a Lunar Government only after all the next-gen fusion bombs have already been launched.

At this point you wake up, and are very, very confused as to a) where all the topsoil has got to, and b) why there are 500 people dressed as 1920's business men dueling with power drills in your back yard.  Then a large radioactive chunk of what was formerly the moon falls on them, and you are merely left to wonder where all the top soil went.

So if somebody asked you if any given event was going to happen tomorrow, the best you could have done would have been to flip a coin.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 19, 2009, 08:01:34 AM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7213/612gv9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on January 20, 2009, 11:53:49 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 18, 2008, 08:52:21 PM
the purpose of the DHS postergasm campaign should be to get the government to release a statement saying "just because somebody puts up signs with an official-looking logo doesn't mean you need to obey them."
Shit yes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2009, 02:29:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2009, 12:02:21 AM
Quote from: GA on January 18, 2009, 08:52:37 PMThe idea behind the Technological Singularity is that once that happens, so much stuff could happen in any given timespan that any kind of meaningful prediction about the future of human affairs becomes impossible.  Once we're in the Singularity, for instance, a wi-fi brain network of students in Argentina on intelligence boosting drugs could produce an entire new field of mathematics while you're sleeping, which is applied by the Berkeley-Microsoft Xbox Live Protein Stability Computation Grid to invent a protein that synthesizes a high-powered fuel out of topsoil and salt water.  Because of advances that make the internet more efficient at circulating useful information, every business-minded biologist in New Euromerica switches on his Synthavirus Gene Lab and transmutes a tub of yeast into a tub full of yeast that makes cheap fuel out of dirt and salt water.  An architect realizes that the aluminum bars in every persons' prefabbed home could now be used as a very powerful railgun, mentions this to an engineering forum, and within an hour the brain network in Argentina (who has now solved mathematics, and is quite bored) comes up with a way to quickly and turn any house into a rail-gun launched spaceship.  By this time P&G has switched from biowarfare to energy production and is making a killing selling 1.2 jigga-amps to every house in the world.  One Hundred and Seventeen, the premier magazine for hip youngsters just out of their first century, runs an article on space fashions mentioning this new development, causing people all over the world people to press the "Reconfigure" button on their houses to convert them into space ships and take off for the moon.  Unfortunately, the Neo-Feynman uses the new math and lucky guesses to crack every encryption algorithm in the world, revealing every deep-cover troll used by the Department of Motor Vehicles, leading Senator Chuck Norris, /b/-Canada, to call for a purge of the hated DMV trolls.  Firefights break out all over the world, as roughly 50% of the population is a DMV troll.  The fighting extends to the flash mob on the moon, which manages to form a Lunar Government only after all the next-gen fusion bombs have already been launched.

At this point you wake up, and are very, very confused as to a) where all the topsoil has got to, and b) why there are 500 people dressed as 1920's business men dueling with power drills in your back yard.  Then a large radioactive chunk of what was formerly the moon falls on them, and you are merely left to wonder where all the top soil went.

So if somebody asked you if any given event was going to happen tomorrow, the best you could have done would have been to flip a coin.


That was amazing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Vene on January 29, 2009, 01:00:43 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 29, 2009, 12:54:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Quote from: Payne on January 28, 2009, 05:52:35 AM
YOUR 50 POST GIFT IS ON ITS WAY!

(http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/trident_missile_launch.jpg)

(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/370/1244xw4.jpg)

(http://teacherseducation.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/shocked-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on January 29, 2009, 01:45:47 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on January 29, 2009, 02:34:03 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 27, 2009, 10:10:29 AM
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/47/sdjfhsdew5.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2009, 03:10:08 AM
:spittake:

oh shit, that's fucking CLASSIC.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2009, 11:26:37 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 29, 2009, 02:34:03 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 27, 2009, 10:10:29 AM
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/47/sdjfhsdew5.gif)


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 02, 2009, 02:09:07 AM
One of my many lailtastic exchanges with PKLS

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: PrincessKLS
You recieve what you carry out Cain.

And how dare you be such an asshole to Prince William and his family.

Crazy stalkers?  How do I carry them out?  I mean, sure I work out, but even then I could probably carry out a maximum of two, so long as the door was nearby and they were small stalkers....

Easily.  Prince Willy's grandad had his momma iced by MI6.  See how simple it is?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on February 02, 2009, 03:37:16 PM
She is STILL bugging you?   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 02, 2009, 03:44:57 PM
No, this is old.  It just made me laff.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 05, 2009, 04:24:45 PM
More old skool POTD:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2007, 11:24:13 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 31, 2007, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2007, 11:19:45 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 31, 2007, 11:18:56 PM


Welcome to America.

Thanks!  Here, have some smallpox.

I have no immunities to your horrid diseases!

My bad.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 06, 2009, 07:12:45 AM
LOL pkls.  she even started that whole TCC thing in the first place...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
Quote from: Burns on February 06, 2009, 07:12:45 AM
LOL pkls.  she even started that whole TCC thing in the first place...

Dude, I totally forgot about that.  :lulz: 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on February 12, 2009, 04:00:00 AM
Quote from: Copper Carbonate on February 12, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 11, 2009, 08:35:42 AM
The OP is mired in Cartesian duality and ego-identification.

Did you really just say that?

Quote from: Copper Carbonate on February 12, 2009, 12:31:43 AM
Your mom is mired in dicks.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 04:24:38 AM
Quote from: Idem on February 12, 2009, 04:00:00 AM
Quote from: Copper Carbonate on February 12, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 11, 2009, 08:35:42 AM
The OP is mired in Cartesian duality and ego-identification.

Did you really just say that?

Quote from: Copper Carbonate on February 12, 2009, 12:31:43 AM
Your mom is mired in dicks.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2009, 04:25:42 AM
i loved that so much i read it out loud to Mr Squid.
he chuckled too.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 04:52:27 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 12, 2009, 04:25:42 AM
i loved that so much i read it out loud to Mr Squid.
he chuckled too.

:lulz: We're juvenile!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2009, 04:58:48 AM
so what!
now gimme back my pony, or i'll pull your hair.








;)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2009, 05:05:58 AM
HERE IS A PONY FOR YOU:  :hosrie:

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 12, 2009, 05:30:33 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on February 13, 2009, 12:53:03 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on February 13, 2009, 04:06:05 AM
I fucking love my balls.

My balls are like two mighty quails eggs, held in a wrinkly bag of holding, made from elephant skin. My balls are like two clusters of walnuts, hanging proud from an erect tree branch. The sheer majesty of my nards can only be matched by a chance sighting of the Queen, passing by in all Her Royal finery. My nuts, are worshiped as mighty spunk filled gods by all who behold them.

Often, small children stop and point, and go "mother? what is that?" to which their mother reply's, "hush child. turn your eyes from the GLORY of all that is good and holy. for over there, are Broken AI's magical bollocks of goodness. Like the perfect mean, they represent an underpinning of things that we cannot comprehend..."

My balls have had mighty operas wrote in their name, have caused great wars to churn the dirt assunder and kill legions of men. My scrote is National Trust Heritage site. There are tours from 9am till 3pm on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays (mothers union bake sale Friday).

My dangly jangly sack has been mistook, upon first glance, by many a fair maiden to be a Faberge egg set. The Chinese covet them, as they hear that dried minced BAI balls make a fine aphrodisiac.

All in all, I love my balls. As do others.

They are my gift to the world.

Like jesus or something.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 13, 2009, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 13, 2009, 03:41:35 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on February 13, 2009, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 13, 2009, 02:54:57 PM
*shrug* I'm basically done at this point.

Its all just slinging insults over an argument from someone who fails so hard at getting it. Of course, she barged in here not knowing the context of this rant (which is very different than an essay)  whatsoever. I can take shit out of context and make it mean whatever I want too. Are we amazed yet? No. That's not likely to change either.
I'm new here, I didn't know the context of the rant, and I still got what Nigel was going for.

I guess since DK is the self-proclaimed smartest person here, that means if he reads a post one way and everyone else reads it another, then his understanding is obviously correct and everyone else's understanding, including the author's, is mistaken.  The self-proclaimed smartest person can never be wrong, so if anyone disagrees it must be because we are too stupid to understand that he's right.  Everyone is stupid except DK.

Arguing against him is like arguing against the time cube guy.  -1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil.

--
@LMNO  :mittens:

He has discovered the true hidden meaning of the text through semiotic engagement in its imagery and use of language, which mere peasants such as you and myself could never hope to accomplish.  Roland Barthes is quietly weeping somewhere, but his ilk will suffer the worst, when DK and his structuralist hordes overrun the halls of academia and cast out the post-structuralists from the temple.  Begone, ye defilers!  We shall have no destablization of text here.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2009, 09:05:40 PM
Quote from: Banner of Juche on February 14, 2009, 09:01:08 PM
Not everyone is live in Amerikkka like you, motherfuck. I could stab you in face and get rewarded with the medal.

In my country we are kill pompous bbadori like you in front of jubilant crowd at Juche tower.

Try go crying to you capitalist master when KWP secret service is treat you like filthy "intellectual" dog enemy of the invincible Corean people that you are.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/33wxlhs.jpg)

Is you on left.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2009, 09:08:15 PM
damn you beat me to it
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: bds on February 15, 2009, 01:43:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 13, 2009, 12:53:03 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on February 13, 2009, 04:06:05 AM
I fucking love my balls.

My balls are like two mighty quails eggs, held in a wrinkly bag of holding, made from elephant skin. My balls are like two clusters of walnuts, hanging proud from an erect tree branch. The sheer majesty of my nards can only be matched by a chance sighting of the Queen, passing by in all Her Royal finery. My nuts, are worshiped as mighty spunk filled gods by all who behold them.

Often, small children stop and point, and go "mother? what is that?" to which their mother reply's, "hush child. turn your eyes from the GLORY of all that is good and holy. for over there, are Broken AI's magical bollocks of goodness. Like the perfect mean, they represent an underpinning of things that we cannot comprehend..."

My balls have had mighty operas wrote in their name, have caused great wars to churn the dirt assunder and kill legions of men. My scrote is National Trust Heritage site. There are tours from 9am till 3pm on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays (mothers union bake sale Friday).

My dangly jangly sack has been mistook, upon first glance, by many a fair maiden to be a Faberge egg set. The Chinese covet them, as they hear that dried minced BAI balls make a fine aphrodisiac.

All in all, I love my balls. As do others.

They are my gift to the world.

Like jesus or something.



:mittens: :lulz:#

I just love the way he just compared testicles to Jesus.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on February 16, 2009, 09:47:42 PM
Quote from: Not Necessarily Who I Claim To Be
You guys will have lost the only person here who seems to have a clue about Discordianism, but alas,
:fnord: ⠓⠔ ⠎ :fnord:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 16, 2009, 09:49:32 PM
holy shit where is that from?
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on February 19, 2009, 04:33:29 AM
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 19, 2009, 04:27:41 AM
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 19, 2009, 04:10:04 AM
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 19, 2009, 03:11:26 AMDK, I like fisting men.

Depending on how you feel about it, it might be a beautiful, trusting, intimate interaction.

Or, you might feel terribly violated.

Depending on your mindset.

So you get my point then, right?


Yes; that finding you, physically pinning you and shoving my hand up your ass while you struggle and cry is basically no different an experience for you than consensual fisting, other than being non-consensual.

Oh wait. Is that really your point? Because it's really stupid. Biologically, me sticking my hand in your ass is the same whether it's consensual or non-consensual. The difference lies in whether you WANT me to stick my hand up your ass; in the way you experience it, whether you resist, whether I have to force you, and a plethora of other differences.

Isn't that true of nearly everything we experience in life?

You impotent, overcompensating dipshit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 20, 2009, 03:33:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 03:30:28 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on February 20, 2009, 03:29:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 03:27:40 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on February 20, 2009, 03:26:29 AM
Quote from: bawheed on February 20, 2009, 03:25:23 AM
I'd find it kind of funny if someone had an alt named "alt".

Actually, now that I've typed that out I don't find it very funny at all.

Thank you for share, slow-wit pig fucker.

It's about time you showed up.  How the fuck do I get rid of these fucking worms I caught at your party?  They're sort of burrowing around my flesh like "Tremors" crossed with "Big Busted Butt Babes III".

Get rid of?

Okay, just reduce the fucking population.  The little bastards have starting singing "The Internationalle", and yesterday, a tiny black flag popped out of my penis.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on February 20, 2009, 04:26:26 PM
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 19, 2009, 03:47:32 AMI looked at the thumbnail and said to myself "It appears to be a close-up of a woman inserting something into her vagina" so I clicked on it.  :x

made me LOL
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2009, 03:05:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2008, 01:17:54 PM
Quote from: TheLastLump on May 24, 2008, 04:01:31 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 17, 2008, 03:19:27 PM
I seem to only date girls with Bi-polar or Borderline Personality Disorder. Perfectly sane women are boring.

ALL women are nuts. They just come in degrees.

They come in degrees?

Well that explains why all my girlfriends keep telling me "that was a masterful fuck".

Quote from: Cain on February 23, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
If you see yo momma on a road, make space, cuz man that's one fat chick.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Aufenthatt on February 26, 2009, 11:08:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 20, 2009, 03:33:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 03:30:28 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on February 20, 2009, 03:29:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 03:27:40 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on February 20, 2009, 03:26:29 AM
Quote from: bawheed on February 20, 2009, 03:25:23 AM
I'd find it kind of funny if someone had an alt named "alt".

Actually, now that I've typed that out I don't find it very funny at all.

Thank you for share, slow-wit pig fucker.

It's about time you showed up.  How the fuck do I get rid of these fucking worms I caught at your party?  They're sort of burrowing around my flesh like "Tremors" crossed with "Big Busted Butt Babes III".

Get rid of?

Okay, just reduce the fucking population.  The little bastards have starting singing "The Internationalle", and yesterday, a tiny black flag popped out of my penis.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Lies on March 03, 2009, 01:53:59 AM
Quote from: Richter on March 03, 2009, 01:01:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2009, 12:56:55 AM
                Cause Spags in the Hood, we always Lard. 
                Come trolling that trash and we'll mock you hard.
                Ain't nothing in life but to post legit. 
                Don't quote my post, I ain't said shit.
                                           \
(http://sinmonkey.com/files/KParka.jpg)

No recollection of what that was about.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2009, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Requia on March 03, 2009, 09:00:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 03, 2009, 08:56:50 PM
That goes beyond "stupid." Do we even have a word for idiocy of that magnitude?

Government

:lulz: :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on March 05, 2009, 09:46:51 PM
Quote from: Yatto on March 05, 2009, 08:44:36 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 05, 2009, 07:02:40 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e168/ZLB/ganstaspag.jpg)

i dont like the font
Quote from: Kai on March 05, 2009, 09:01:17 PM
Do you think arial italic would be better?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on March 07, 2009, 04:53:44 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 04:48:48 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 07, 2009, 04:46:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 04:28:40 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 07, 2009, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 03:47:09 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 07, 2009, 01:45:33 AM
My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.
That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."

It's also called "Pregnancy".

I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.

Now what, Einstein?
Hail Eris?

Fair enough.

Mod Edit: Hit modify instead of quote. Yes I fail.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 07, 2009, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 04:28:40 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 07, 2009, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 03:47:09 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 07, 2009, 01:45:33 AM
My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.
That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."

It's also called "Pregnancy".

I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.

Now what, Einstein?

Now you have tumors.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2009, 05:06:44 PM
BOOB TUMORS!  :lulz:

If I end up with breast cancer this will be a lot less funny.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on March 07, 2009, 05:16:15 PM
loA all men are always trying to attract bigger boobs , i am glad to see its working...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2009, 07:57:22 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 07, 2009, 05:16:15 PM
loA all men are always trying to attract bigger boobs , i am glad to see its working...

:? demonstrated by the fact that I have no men?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: fomenter on March 07, 2009, 08:03:37 PM
your picture is on the Internet , every man that sees it will remember/fantasize about it having had bigger boobs than it really does, loA your boobs get bigger to conform with their  mental images/beliefs about your boob size.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2009, 10:50:19 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 07, 2009, 08:03:37 PM
your picture is on the Internet , every man that sees it will remember/fantasize about it having had bigger boobs than it really does, loA your boobs get bigger to conform with their  mental images/beliefs about your boob size.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 11, 2009, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: mcjof on February 12, 2009, 02:59:26 PM
"i see a black sillouette of a goth, kick 'im in, kick 'im in, let us take all of his money, all his fucking maykup very very frightning me"




epic song    :mrgreen:

Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2009, 05:54:27 PM
You may notice a faint humming in the abckground noise wherever you are.  It's not tinitus, it's Freddie Mercury hitting 1500 RPM in his grave.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 15, 2009, 07:07:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 11, 2008, 04:24:27 PM
Tee hee, thats so funny DC  :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid!  A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine  :evil: :?  Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb  :fnord: :oops:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2009, 07:07:38 PM
Quote from: Idem on March 15, 2009, 07:07:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 11, 2008, 04:24:27 PM
Tee hee, thats so funny DC  :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid!  A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine  :evil: :?  Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb  :fnord: :oops:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 15, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
last sentence killed me
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: Idem on March 15, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
last sentence killed me

He summed up thousands of posts in 5 sentences.  Amazing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2009, 11:30:21 PM
The page after that has additional lol  8)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 17, 2009, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Guido Finucci on August 11, 2005, 11:40:26 AM
Quote from: A+ MoyelTHE ONLY BAD THING IS TO NOT BE CIRCUMCISED.

Not so. I find my foreskin has a myriad of uses around the home. Right now, I am using it to hold the pen steady while I write a letter to my Grandmother. This way I can drink and type at the same time.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 17, 2009, 10:38:14 PM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 17, 2009, 10:13:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 17, 2009, 10:08:33 PM
FACT: As part of their training, Secret Service officers must watch Season Five of 24.  If they laugh even once at the implausibility of the entire plot, they are automatically failed the course.

Its the same way you get into the Catholic church.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2009, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 10, 2009, 11:30:19 PM
OH MY GOD WAHT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m, CUNTYBALL SUPREME on February 10, 2009, 10:23:49 PM
Your potty mouth will not be tolerated at my nice, wholesome family forum  :argh!:

http://p3nt4gr4m.com/boards/index.php?topic=279.msg1772#msg1772 (http://p3nt4gr4m.com/boards/index.php?topic=279.msg1772#msg1772)

I have the original safe and sound. Sacrifice your firstborn in my name and I might be persuaded to give it you back  :lulz:























P3NT:
I WILL DESTROY YOUR FACE WITH MY BALLS
MY BALLS CANNOT BE STOPPED
THEY CANNOT EVEN BE CONTAINED YOU FUCK

EAT A PLANET OF SHIT
POPULATION: YOU


DICKBALLS
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 22, 2009, 06:33:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 20, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 20, 2009, 03:17:39 AM
(http://5.media.tumblr.com/RAyRemclel7s8ff7zkp4AMVuo1_500.jpg)

Hey!  I said put in a dryer sheet.

:argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 09:13:03 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 23, 2009, 08:37:37 PM
I contend that, with few exceptions, forums suck, and are the domain of hacks.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on March 24, 2009, 01:23:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2009, 08:29:42 PM
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on March 24, 2009, 02:53:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
This thread is mired in Cartesian dualism.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2009, 03:25:59 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2009, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 09, 2009, 01:05:07 PM
"Gerald was homophobic. He had a deep hatred and detestation of homosexuality, which he regarded as a disgusting perversion and a flagrant transgression of natural law....'There are no homosexual witches, and it is not possible to be a homosexual and a witch' Gerald almost shouted. No one argued with him."
           -Lois Bourne, (one of the High Priestesses of the Bricket Wood coven) Dancing with Witches. (2006)

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2009, 02:55:11 PM
Gerald Gardner prolly had no opinion about homosexuality either way, right up until Crowley came in his mouth  :lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on April 09, 2009, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2009, 09:38:06 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 07, 2009, 09:24:17 PM
Yatto Dobbs waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were virgins in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to The Mgt were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yatto was a Prison Bitch for fifty posts. When he was young he watched the internets and he said to dad "I want to be on the internets daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HIMEOBS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the internet forum base of PD he knew there were virgins.
"This is Faust" the radio crackered. "You must fight the virgins!"
So Yatto gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the virgins
"I will shoot at him" said the cybervirgin and he fired the rocket missiles. Yatto plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the virgins" he shouted
The radio said "No, Yatto. You are the virgins"
And then Yatto was enlightened.

:potd:
:oops:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2009, 10:38:15 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 09, 2009, 09:34:25 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time TTM took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally TTM takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half—until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground.

TTM yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on April 11, 2009, 10:02:16 PM
 :fnord:
Quote from: Skieth on April 11, 2009, 06:32:32 PM
|̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ HE̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡waits beh̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̔̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚҉̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ind the w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉all Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ will s҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̕̚̕̚ing ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̔̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ the҉҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ song that҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ends the w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚orld

YOU CANNOT RUN
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YOU CANNOT HIDE

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 16, 2009, 12:20:50 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 15, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
Oh holy fucking cuntchrist. My right eyeball is twitching. Oh, I fucking hate you all. I hope each and every one of you washes your hands in a public restroom in which the bag in the soap dispenser has been replaced by a full colostomy bag.

And wade, I swear to fucking testicles that if you pollute my inbox again with your fucking whining I will personally email your picture to every Afghani militant I know with the words "THIS MAN HAS THE GAY FOR ALLAH" printed on it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 17, 2009, 05:03:39 PM
 :lulz:

STD,
wonders how many Afghani militants ECH knoas...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 17, 2009, 09:27:04 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 17, 2009, 09:42:29 PM
Quoteat my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on April 18, 2009, 05:57:00 PM
Quote from: Fred Noodle on April 18, 2009, 05:03:15 PM
BEST DISNEY VILLAIN??????????????
















(http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/viewsday/fp8818hannah-montana-posters.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 18, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
 :thanks:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2009, 11:40:29 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 20, 2009, 11:32:46 PM
Quote from: wade on April 20, 2009, 11:30:56 PM

no one can take it, everyone loves drama.

If I said anything close to that i'd be banned already.

What? You're constantly saying bullshit. You're a goddamn bullshit fountain. If people weren't so adverse to feces, children would throw coins into you and make wishes.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2009, 03:26:16 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:58:11 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:57:52 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:57:06 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:17:07 AM
If this happens I predict he will totally lose his shit.

ADDENDUM: Or pussy out before it happens.

ADDENDUM: Hey fucktard, that would mean that it wouldn't happen now wouldn't it? Way to be a dumbass.

ADDENDUM: FUCK YOU!

:lulz: :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2009, 02:39:59 PM

Quote from: Khara on May 15, 2009, 02:34:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 01:40:43 PM
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit. 



Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.

Quote from: LMNO on May 15, 2009, 02:38:01 PM
The Big Bong Theory.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 28, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 28, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 28, 2009, 05:12:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 28, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 28, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.

a xylophone made out of live kittens that you play with a tazer.
it's brilliant. it must be shared with the world.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 02:42:06 AM
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2009, 05:12:08 AM
Quote from: Squid on May 29, 2009, 02:42:06 AM
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

Did you credit me?  I'm a little proud of that one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 07:22:32 AM
I will.

and all the FL spags will go "huh?" and i'll just say "shut up bitch" and they'll laugh. like they always do. cause they're bitches.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 07:44:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

oh yeah.
and i totally deserved that.
I mean what with all 40 of my friends. Half of whom are from here.

cause I'm real important or something? ?



gimme a break.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on May 29, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on May 29, 2009, 01:44:50 PM
what? "extra sensitive"???!

there's no need to rib me for my choice of condom, man.


(http://www.condomuserreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/300.jpg)

why are you such a dick to everybody this week? JESUS!



:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2009, 03:22:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

Literally, apparently. Why are you so insensitive towards rape victims?!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 29, 2009, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 29, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Sorry. Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Guess I am a little sensitive. One of my closest friends is moving to Missouri. Forever.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 29, 2009, 04:00:33 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on May 29, 2009, 05:55:01 PM
My wife likes the rainbow/tropical scented ones. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 08:39:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 29, 2009, 04:00:33 PM
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!

I had those once, got a sampling package of all their different types cause I wrote them an email when a condom teared and I was pissed about it (bless the morning after pill).

Didnt like them. They weren't really stretchy and felt a bit like paper, something. It's a long time ago, so I dont remember the specifics though.

I thought they are for people that are sensitive or allergic to rubber? Or do they have other advantages?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 29, 2009, 08:41:28 PM
Quote from: Squid on May 29, 2009, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 29, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Sorry. Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Guess I am a little sensitive. One of my closest friends is moving to Missouri. Forever.

Tell them NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!! That they will hate it here!  Tell them how bad it sucks.  Tell them I miss Florida and all of it's tourists and traffic and bullshit every second of every day.....  

:cry:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 30, 2009, 05:32:01 AM
Oh she knows.
She's leaving for a stupid reason.
I'm going to miss her. A lot.



baskets of cunts!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2009, 07:06:34 AM
Quote from: Squid on May 30, 2009, 05:32:01 AM
Oh she knows.
She's leaving for a stupid reason.
I'm going to miss her. A lot.



baskets of cunts!!!  :argh!:

Been through that a few times myself, recently.  All my friends run off to decadent, faraway lands.  They have abandoned me to the meth heads.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2009, 07:12:39 AM
Quote from: Squid on May 29, 2009, 07:22:32 AM
I will.



:)

Also, slap LMNO like the little fuckmonkey he is.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 08:39:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 29, 2009, 04:00:33 PM
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!

I had those once, got a sampling package of all their different types cause I wrote them an email when a condom teared and I was pissed about it (bless the morning after pill).

Didnt like them. They weren't really stretchy and felt a bit like paper, something. It's a long time ago, so I dont remember the specifics though.

I thought they are for people that are sensitive or allergic to rubber? Or do they have other advantages?

The main advantage is that they feel a tiny bit more like not wearing a condom, though they do take a bit of getting used to because they're not stretchy. Also, they're not suited well to the <ahem> larger gentleman, because of the non-stretchiness and because for the best sensation they should fit a little loosely.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2009, 06:53:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 01, 2009, 06:48:54 PM
The internet has provided Grammar Nazis all over the world with a Sysyphian task.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 02, 2009, 10:48:14 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 02, 2009, 10:02:07 PM
woah, you guys missed some good ones

(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6473/63052023.png)

(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4476/46029977.png)

I'm sure there's more, will post when I find them...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 03, 2009, 04:35:36 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I just sharted!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 05, 2009, 02:54:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2009, 01:38:41 PM
So, Mrs LMNO and I were talking about this last night.

Mrs LMNO: "I don't know... I think that he might have been involved in something even worse, and was killed... this whole thing seems like a cover up to hide it."

Me:  "Wait... Something worse than going to Thailand and choking yourself to death while jerking off?  So you're stacking an even more implausible story on top of the one we already have.  Where the hell did Mrs Conspiracy Theorist come from?"

Mrs LMNO: "I learned it by watching you."

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 05, 2009, 11:59:57 PM
Quote from: Telarus on June 05, 2009, 11:55:02 PM
And finally, the new Olympic Torch (the word around Vansterdam is that it resembles a joint):

(http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/2010-olympic-torch.jpg)
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on June 08, 2009, 01:30:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2009, 06:58:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2009, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 11, 2009, 06:15:36 PM
That sounds like the 50-post suggestion being reconsidered

The 50-post suggestion is not a suicide pact.

Eat it, hippie.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
Girls also seem to like kittens, flowers and chocolate, but are rarely seen dating them.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 14, 2009, 12:01:57 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 22, 2007, 05:09:07 AM
OFUK!  THEY'RE ALREADY HERE! IN LIEU OF ESCAPING I'VE DECIDED TO POST ABOUT IT HERE.
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 14, 2009, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: Dove on June 14, 2009, 05:33:21 PM
Roger has 30,000 posts and ALL HE DOES IS ATTACK MEMBERS!
:train:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 16, 2009, 01:13:17 PM
Quote from: yatto on June 16, 2009, 04:11:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 16, 2009, 04:02:08 AM
PREDICTION:

All pd.comers will soon be banned from The Cellar.

/called it earlier about history repeating itself

will you sign my pention to ban history?

yatto totally called it, like ages ago.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on June 17, 2009, 07:40:20 AM
im not too impressed with science and math lately either. they better get their act together or ELSE
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2009, 03:09:02 PM
Quote from: yatto on June 17, 2009, 07:40:20 AM
im not too impressed with science and math lately either. they better get their act together or ELSE


At first I was like :|

but then I :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 02, 2009, 10:52:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2009, 07:30:37 PM
23. You think loosing a tooth is disturbing? ha! wait till you start losing your baby fingers... They'll get loose and wiggly, and then just be hanging by a thread and then, when they fall off, you put them under your pillow just like with teeth, except you don't get a quarter.  You get a band-aid.  And you will be thankful for it!
...
what's that?  your parents didn't tell you anything about losing your fingers?
....
well, i bet they didn't warn you about the teeth until it started happening either, now, did they?  they just don't want to needlessly upset you. but i think you're old enough to know the truth.  Don't tell them i told you, though.  They would just deny it, anyways, and be mad at me for telling you....
i'm on your side kiddo!

(I've been waiting several years to use this one on my nephew.)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 03, 2009, 06:01:47 AM
 :lulz: oh god i forgot about that  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 03, 2009, 08:21:13 PM
Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 03, 2009, 11:24:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 03, 2009, 08:33:25 PM
I want to create a pention to ban probability from our mahdjique

something about mathemagicians using our own dice rolls against us as coin flips

or :?
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 05, 2009, 05:22:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on June 25, 2009, 06:11:29 PM
What's it called when you find yourself trolling IRL as some sort of perverse reflex?

"Awesome."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 14, 2009, 03:01:31 AM
Quote from: NotARealFurby on July 14, 2009, 01:08:12 AM
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1619/dirtyape.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/dirtyape.jpg/)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2009, 03:09:50 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 14, 2009, 03:01:31 AM
Quote from: NotARealFurby on July 14, 2009, 01:08:12 AM
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1619/dirtyape.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/dirtyape.jpg/)

I think I just poomped in my pance.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
That is awesome!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 18, 2009, 02:01:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 03, 2008, 08:40:04 PM
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5751/salazorewm7.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 18, 2009, 02:17:14 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 18, 2009, 02:11:54 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 18, 2009, 01:43:31 AM
FUCK ME!!!

YEAH!!! FUCK YOU, ASSBAG!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2009, 07:11:03 AM
Quote from: ٩(̾●̮̮̃•̃̾)۶ on July 18, 2009, 02:01:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 03, 2008, 08:40:04 PM
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5751/salazorewm7.jpg)

Post of the fucking century.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2009, 11:32:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on July 19, 2009, 10:51:00 PM
Quote from: ☠ Suu ☠ on July 19, 2009, 09:19:07 PM
Including the time I showed up at Richter's cubicle with ramen hanging from my mouth and uttering "FTAGHN."

Did it look anything like this?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Suu005.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 19, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
that is pure class! :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 21, 2009, 09:54:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Incidentally, I have found that Enki~] [, as a rule, cannot be trusted as his work defies profane explanations and instead requires indoctrination, and as those intelligent people I know who live inside that head-space cannot escape it for long enough to communicate an idea outside of their symbols, I do not trust it one tiny bit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on July 22, 2009, 04:21:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2009, 04:12:55 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/monkeylady1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 25, 2009, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: έχουν νόημα on July 25, 2009, 07:52:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 25, 2009, 03:40:56 PM
however asking a new member to write a little paragraph, something that should take about a minute, is enough to stop making it worthwhile for the third world labour people.

LOL i can just see the sigs now

"HELP ME IM TRAPPED AT A FACTORY MAKING ME DO THIS< PLEASE LET ME IN OR THEY WILL FIRE KILL ME"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 26, 2009, 09:48:36 PM
TGRR: Remember, kids...apocalypse is a matter of personal responsibility.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on July 28, 2009, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 28, 2009, 05:02:54 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 28, 2009, 04:55:55 PM

If the three of us agree... does the world end?

Not at all.  Cain and I agree on most things, and you're the next us.  Sort of like our fucked up little bearded love child.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 29, 2009, 08:07:02 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on July 27, 2009, 09:59:09 PM
There's always room for improvement! :)
:sotw:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 30, 2009, 06:40:54 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 30, 2009, 06:28:58 AM
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2388/balletfiringrange.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 30, 2009, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on July 30, 2009, 09:22:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2009, 07:38:38 PM
They should call themselves "Crackers", because Obama, as a reptilian agent, was not birthed, but cracked free of a giant egg, in his home plane of the fourth dimension.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 01, 2009, 05:57:26 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 30, 2009, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
Wait.

Net best-posted himself?
He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.

No, I think you're thinking of this:

(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8691/burkasandguns.tif)

which I also both procured and HIMEOBSed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 05:58:35 AM
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 01, 2009, 06:02:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 05:58:35 AM
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?

I found it amusing when Slanket the Destroyer did it and I followed suit.

Also, pic is teh win.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 06:03:30 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 01, 2009, 06:02:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 05:58:35 AM
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?

I found it amusing when Slanket the Destroyer did it and I followed suit.

Also, pic is teh win.

It's funny when Slanket does it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 01, 2009, 06:12:32 AM
that's cause Slanket is Slanket and Net is...not cool enough.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 06:30:44 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 01, 2009, 06:12:32 AM
that's cause Slanket is Slanket and Net is...not cool enough.

It's like typing in all caps because Chef did it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on August 02, 2009, 10:15:01 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 26, 2008, 11:14:24 AM
- mix 1 packet of bread yeast with half a spoon of sugar with a cup of lukewarm water (not above body temp! this kills the yeasties)
- put it in a longdrink glass cause it can foam quite high. cover the glass to prevent other organisms from falling in.
- mix 3L (100oz) Apple Juice + 1L (33oz) water + 1Kg (2.2lbs) sugar, heat in a pan till it boils and the sugar dissolves.
- let it cool (with the lid on!! place it in a bath of cold water to speed up the cooling)
- stir in the (now) active yeast. if the yeast's not foaming and smelling like bread and alcohol by now, throw it away, it's dead, use a new package as bread yeast is cheap anyway.

put the stuff in some bottles with a water-lock or whatever contraption you can come up with. anything that allows the CO2 to come out (pressure will get HIGH otherwise and exploding bottles is no fun) but no bacteria and stuff to get in. balloons work (but turn them inside-out! there's talcum powder on the inside of balloons!), but i heard from a friend that using big plastic soda bottles, and screwing open the lid just a tiny bit that you can hear "pssssh" the air slowly escaping creates a perfectly fine pressure lock as well (super easy solution, that).

if you wanna get semi-fancy, fabricate something like this: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=1615.msg438540#msg438540
(you put a dash of water in the bottom loop, so you can see the bubbles escaping, and no bacteria can come in, plus it gives you a good indication of how active it still is).
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on August 03, 2009, 03:11:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 03, 2009, 11:36:01 AM
Quote from: Broken AI on August 03, 2009, 10:48:34 AM
my music is so experimental that its use on civilians is banned as a war crime.

:lol:

B-AI still considers Waterboarding (with urine) to be music. I tried to explain it to him, but his program has so many errors I don't think I ever got beyond explaining that it wasn't a combination of Waterman and Keyboarding.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2009, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 14, 2009, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 14, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
I'm not looking for praise, you tools. I'm looking for something of value. Is it here?

Nope, it's a forum



:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on August 17, 2009, 10:00:49 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2009, 09:15:49 PM
MEESTER CAIN, IT IS TRUTHFUL THAT I AM INDEED FROM KENYA. MY FATHER WAS ONCE PREVIOUSLY MINISTER OF FINANCE THERE BEFORE POLITICAL ENEMIES FORCE MY FAMILY INTO EXILE. MY FATHER HAS LEFT A SIZABLE FORTUNE IN PRIVATE BANK IN COAST PROVINCE AND I NEED YOUR ASSISTENCE IN MOVING THE SUM OF 7 MILION EUROS OUT OF THE COUNTRY BEFORE INTERNAL AUDITS FIND AND HAVE IT SIEZED. PLEASE MEESTER CAIN IF YOU WILL FORWARD TO ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER SO THAT I MAY BEGIN PROCEEDINGS OF MOVING THE MONEY TO YOUR CARE. I TRUST YOU WILL OVERSEE FUNDS FOR ME SAFELY UNTIL SUCH TIME AS I MAY BE ABLE TO RECOVER THEM MYSELF. FOR YOUR ASSITANCE I WILL RECEIVE TO YOU THE SUM OF ONE MILLION EUROS UNTRACEABLE INCOME. ALL I NEED TO BEGIN TRANSFER IS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND A CASHIERS CHECK FROM YOU FOR THE SUM OF 5000 EUROS NEEDED TO PAY BANK MANAGER TO ACCESS ACCOUNT WITHOUT REPORTING SUCH ACTIONS TO OUR GOVERNMENT AUDITORS. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR REPLY MEESTER CAIN. BEST OF WISHES.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 02, 2009, 10:56:25 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake link=topic=21923.msg748833#msg748833But that means I have to stay awake and alive through this damned class and already I am unimpressed with the goddamn mouth-breather neck-bearded dipshits with unwashed hair who are slowly populating the room around me. Eee. I feel dirty.
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2009, 02:21:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2009, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 07, 2009, 08:32:59 PM
:rape: :prolapse:

Just checking.

:bsex:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 04:53:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 08, 2009, 01:39:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2009, 06:07:46 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 06, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2009, 04:59:31 PM
Quote from: Love on September 06, 2009, 02:28:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 02:21:55 PM
I am not in the camp of people who seem to give memes a separate sentience.
me too

No, you're in the camp of those who shamelessly lift other peoples' content without permission.
If you say "love" enough times, there no such thing as other people or permission.

He did it to fuel the Good Energy furnaces.

Have we run out of puppies already?

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on September 15, 2009, 03:33:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2009, 03:08:55 AM
My office and bathroom have that horrible fake-wood paneling from the 70s.  It makes a fart sound like a jet fighter backfiring.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 21, 2009, 04:17:06 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 20, 2009, 11:59:59 AM
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7417/bm11.jpg)

We should do one of those fonzi scheme thingys. heeeeeeey!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on September 22, 2009, 01:37:31 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 22, 2009, 12:25:21 AM
THE BEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME (http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19513.3255)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 30, 2009, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 30, 2009, 03:18:41 PM
YOU PLEBIAN OFFICE FUCKS, DO NOT TEST ME, I AM PLAYING AT "NICE" WITH YOU, MEEK AND MILD SO YOU ARE NOT SCARED INTO USELESSNESS, IF YOU CANNOT BE CIVIL, IF ALL YOU WILL  CONSIDER IS STRENGTH, YOU WILL FIND I HAVE IT IN SPADES, BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR FALL TO ASH BEFORE ME.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 02, 2009, 06:18:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 30, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 29, 2009, 01:06:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 29, 2009, 01:13:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2009, 11:43:19 PM
Why don't you go vandalize some bibles, you bible-vandalist.

It's a hard Job but someone's got to Deuteronomy it. 

You're Ruthless. 

:facepsalm:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 02, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on October 02, 2009, 06:43:15 PM
DAMN  :mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on October 02, 2009, 06:47:11 PM
              "I love it when a pun comes together."
                               /
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_b5HwnQqoNTw/SK2KCJyBNzI/AAAAAAAAALA/khVpSIMF1AU/s400/Hannibal_a-team.jpeg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 10, 2009, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 09, 2009, 07:27:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 09, 2009, 08:08:07 AM
Well, fuck shit and damn.



The anglerfish's appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female's skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.




THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!
    (http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6124/anglerfish.jpg)

I am so glad humans don't do that.

Quote from: LMNO on October 09, 2009, 07:28:57 PM
We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 10, 2009, 05:51:04 AM
dAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaamn
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on October 12, 2009, 12:54:01 PM
LMNO
-A happy pair of parastitic gonads.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 02, 2009, 06:04:03 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on October 29, 2009, 10:28:39 AM
SHENANIGANICON: THE BOOK OF THE TWATBOG
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 02, 2009, 06:35:42 AM
Quote from: Idem on September 22, 2009, 01:37:31 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 22, 2009, 12:25:21 AM
THE BEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME (http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19513.3255)

Not sure if you've seen this but I personally found it enlightening. http://mlkanye.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 03, 2009, 07:01:44 PM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on November 03, 2009, 04:01:42 AM
(http://static3.blip.pl/user_generated/update_pictures/535738.jpg?1254182155)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on November 03, 2009, 08:21:04 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 03, 2009, 07:01:44 PM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on November 03, 2009, 04:01:42 AM
(http://static3.blip.pl/user_generated/update_pictures/535738.jpg?1254182155)
:spittake:
:mittens: You win the internet, sir. Nay, you win five internets.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 03, 2009, 11:48:02 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2009, 06:37:32 PM
(http://i30.tinypic.com/34ewz6u.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 17, 2009, 10:52:21 PM
Quote from: rong on November 02, 2009, 09:12:14 AM
the best way to dump an alcoholic is be like, i'm dumping you, but here's a case of beer.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2009, 03:36:26 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?












A:  a good start!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 15, 2009, 07:39:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 15, 2009, 04:28:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3DdGA.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/3DdGA.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 16, 2009, 04:47:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 04:42:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 16, 2009, 02:10:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:25:45 AM
I'm kind of enjoying watching a couple of the new users make arses out of themselves.

Not lifting a finger this time.  They (and you) are on their own.
Who me or the communal you? I've no time, if people are being dicks on the forum it will survive wait until after my exam.

The communal everyone.  No mas.  The welcome wagon has come to a stop.

Someone else can clean up the new people piddle.  You're too busy with exams, RCH will just kill them and dance around in their skin, Cain will sell them their own bandwidth but otherwise leave them alone. 


Heh.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 16, 2009, 04:55:50 PM
Quote from: Burns on December 16, 2009, 07:19:47 AM

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6242/wutz.gif)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 16, 2009, 08:42:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2009, 04:52:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 09, 2009, 04:50:32 PM
you can't even read wikipedia on your current ip address?  :lulz:

IP banned. :(

I went through every WWII major player's entries, randomly adding the phrase "then he grew a mustache".

I must have caught the admins on a bad day.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on December 17, 2009, 12:33:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 11:50:53 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 16, 2009, 11:40:57 PM
But what if I want to wear the red dress, but my husband says it's too indecent?

1.  Wear white dress.
2.  Dance in husband's blood until dress is red.
3.  Tell them you "did it for Johnny".  Refuse to say who "Johnny" is.
4.  ???
5.  PROFIT!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 17, 2009, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 03:16:39 PM
"Dear underclass shithole we've decided to grace this year,

We like your town a lot, we like it a real FUCKING LOT.  It looks like such fun over there, and we're tickled that you're harassed our email box and anooyed us with yourt insipid photography and catchy comparisons of your urban decay to our finely tuned money - extractor.

We like it all SO MUCH in fact, that we're going to send a whole parade of vicous fuckers in improbable costumes over there.  They'll roll in with trailers worth more than most public works projects will ever see, dress in suits that cost more than you plebians make in a year, and double your local gross revenue in the coke we blow before we parade down your rotting excuse for a front street. 

Our security people will stomp anyone who decides they love a character so much that they have to hug one, and mace and chav, oik, or cockney who decides to bitch us out for being economically empowered shitheads.  In fact, we intend to taser your youth on principle.  Our support staff will sigh and roll their eyes at the pitiful product you sell when they need to replenish anything as insignifigant as the bottled water, and pull attitude on everything else.  We will use your little hovel, and you'll be lucky if you catch a glimpse of Pete, pluto, and goofy running a train on your prom queen before we roll out. 

We're bringing some Disney to your shit, and EVERYONE will be left smiling with extreme prejudice.

PS. This is if we're feeling nice.  Otherwise we give the costumes to whatever group of racid carnies we find first and setting them on your hamlet in the name of the Mouse. 
Wish upon a star bitches.

-Disney"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 07, 2010, 08:57:57 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 12:41:48 AM
yeah good read! By following links, I ended up at this really fascinating series about a prisoner of the Taliban.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/21/world/asia/21hostage.html
      ^
WOW that was the most exciting thing I've read in MONTHS
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 12, 2010, 11:25:00 PM
>> talked to guy that caught me wanky..
> what did he say?
don't think I've seen spew utter garbage..
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 07:58:56 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 13, 2010, 07:36:20 PM
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CITY IS DOOMED?
    \
(http://www.munidiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/3303/oompa1.jpg)


GO HIT THE ROAD WITH A HANDFUL OF 'SHROOMS.
   \
(http://starfish23.com/images/OompaLoompa-192x195.png)


BEAT BACK THE SPIDERS WITH STOLEN HUBCAPS!
     \
(http://www.pecanpiegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/oompa.jpg)


WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
     \
(http://www.jackstreethaspanache.com/OompaLoompa.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Ascoe on January 14, 2010, 11:21:15 AM
Quote from: Ascoe on January 14, 2010, 11:21:15 AM:fnord::fnord::fnord:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on January 14, 2010, 02:41:27 PM
^^^
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/wtfisthisshitkc1.jpg)


anyway,

Quote from: FP on January 14, 2010, 01:29:31 AM
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/remsgrannyhustle.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Ascoe on January 14, 2010, 04:06:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 14, 2010, 02:41:27 PM
^^^
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/wtfisthisshitkc1.jpg)
(http://albums.kimag.es/user/view/resized/2323/66241945.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2010, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 07:58:56 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 13, 2010, 07:36:20 PM
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CITY IS DOOMED?
    \
(http://www.munidiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/3303/oompa1.jpg)


GO HIT THE ROAD WITH A HANDFUL OF 'SHROOMS.
   \
(http://starfish23.com/images/OompaLoompa-192x195.png)


BEAT BACK THE SPIDERS WITH STOLEN HUBCAPS!
     \
(http://www.pecanpiegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/oompa.jpg)


WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
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(http://www.jackstreethaspanache.com/OompaLoompa.jpg)

OMG  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on January 17, 2010, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: Ascoe on January 14, 2010, 11:21:15 AM
Quote from: Ascoe on January 14, 2010, 11:21:15 AM:fnord::fnord::fnord:
(http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/2/1551gotrythis.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 19, 2010, 07:45:14 AM
Quote from: Nast on January 09, 2010, 08:32:26 AM
You: Oh God I have a cold sore
Stranger: That sucks.
You: :(
You: I have face herpes.
Stranger: Face herpes are gross.
You: It's on the corner of my mouth, so when I open my mouth, so does my dreadful wound.
You: I'm in a constant state of torment
Stranger: You should take some medicine or something.
You: Naw
You: I'm sure I'll be fine
You: It's not like it'll grow larger and larger, eventually overtaking my face
Stranger: You don't know that.
You: until it ruptures open and spawns a new race of abominations
You: Your right, I don't.
You: And that's why I place my faith in Jesus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lawl


Quote from: FP on January 16, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
(http://trollydolly.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/small-penis.jpg)
January 2009 - as Hillary Rodham Clinton adjusted her microphone in preparation to deliver opening remarks, the otherwise smooth transition suffered an unexpected interruption as the departing Secretary of State pushed her to the ground and shat on her chest.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on January 19, 2010, 08:48:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 19, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
Worshipping a god of sarcasm?

Oh yeah, great idea.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 20, 2010, 04:00:09 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
you  have to claw yourself through the zombie masses first, though.

i heard some of them are even cyborg zombies. They move around in strange carts, their bodies mutated into horrible nameless shapes, the muffled, maddening beating of the drums and thin, monotonous horns of blasphemous music, the crackling tinny voices coming from behind the walls of the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles from mouths that are no mouths.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2010, 02:25:50 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Cramulus on January 19, 2010, 08:42:58 PM
3. If you were to sort all Gods into five or six categories, what would those categories be? For example: Love, War, Nature, Wealth, Trickery, Sovereign. (function: same as above)

up, down, charm, strange, top, and bottom
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 06:35:42 PM
Quote from: FP on January 25, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Not so much wrath, as boredom.

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/baipayne.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 06:37:42 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 06:35:42 PM
Quote from: FP on January 25, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Not so much wrath, as boredom.

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/baipayne.jpg)

FUCKING PHOTOBUCKET.   :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:06:59 PM
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:06:59 PM
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:06:59 PM
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.

I can see its point, with all due consideration.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 27, 2010, 05:11:35 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 07:06:59 PM
Aw, I see it fine.  Your permissions are not set to stun.

Now I see it.  A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.

I can see its point, with all due consideration.

I like to imagine their faces when it randomly pops up.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 28, 2010, 11:05:33 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 23, 2005, 09:07:20 PM
You made it into the top 10, you can quit spamming the place now :roll:

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on September 23, 2005, 09:16:50 PM
OMG! SERIOULSY TOP TEN! I'M SOFA KING EXCITED! WOW! WHAT AN HONOR TO BE TOP 10! I FEEL SO HAPPY I COULD TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST!

Yeah, I just POTD'd myself.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on January 28, 2010, 11:18:58 PM
It was pretty funny.  The bit about stickying posts was an excellent rejoinder, too.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 29, 2010, 05:34:55 AM
Kinda makes me want to put my pee-stained dentures back in.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2010, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:21:31 PM
400 pounds is nothing.  I have seen 600 pound monstrosities that are confined to specially reinforced Rascal Scooters, like Captain Pike crossed with a Zeppelin.

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 05, 2010, 04:42:12 PM
you should post blurry pictures of those to UFO crankpot sites.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2010, 09:07:01 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 10, 2010, 08:57:02 PM
Mustache wax is not available to the general public.  One day you will be walking down the street and a well dressed older gentleman will approach you and hand you a card that appears to made out of graphite.  On it will be an address.  It will invariably be for a basement with a heavy rich wooden door, a wrought iron railing, and stone stairs.  At the door you will be requested to present the card and your mustache is inspected.  Within you will find waxes ranging from the exotic to the everyday with a variety of scents, hand carved miniature grooming devices, and shears forged of Damascus steel.

They will accept no payment other than the card you've been given, and you are expected to take only that which you require.  Should you return, you'll find the location boarded up and long abandoned.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 11, 2010, 06:06:31 PM
Twofer from Crazy Prepared:

Quote from: Sigmatic on February 11, 2010, 03:50:05 AM

Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 11, 2010, 01:03:52 AM
guns freak me out.

That's probably a reasonable, measured response to anything that can put glory holes in you.

Did I say glory holes?

Yeah, kinda.


Quote from: Iptuous on February 11, 2010, 01:21:00 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 11, 2010, 01:03:52 AM
guns freak me out.

hoplophobia can be cured through exposure.
if you're in north TX sometime, ring me up, and we'll have fun with extreme prejudice.  I'll even break out the Barrett and Tannerite....

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 14, 2010, 03:39:07 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 18, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 06:09:55 PM
my friend posted this on facebook and I think it deserves POTD status:



<NAME> watched The Neverending Story last night on DVD and learned that if you dont select anything on the DVD menu, after a minute or two the film starts automatically. Furthermore, if you let the credits roll to the end, it goes back to the menu and starts the film again, creating an endless loop. I dont know if the makers of the movie planned it this way but, inadvertently, the film can finally live up to its name.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2010, 06:24:52 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 15, 2010, 06:23:24 PM
DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE! what's that kids? It's the evil van! yaaaaaaaay!

(http://abigfatwasteoftime.blogs.com/photos/around_town_texas_edition/ice_cream_truck.jpeg)

evil comes in more flavors than ice cream. you want some insidious sneaking evil? oh yeah, they have that, you want brutal systematic by the numbers evil, they have that but its a little bitter. you want some hot burning evil sauce on that? they have that too. they have so many damn flavors, that if you took a little lick of each of them, y'know, the free samples they leave out to tempt you in, you'd be puking for a week. genocide ripple is always a good seller, rapey road sure is popular these days. corporate greed sunday was in for a while, but then they stopped making that one, as well, the bankers ate it all up. peado & nut is quite popular as well.

Don't ask me why.

if you want the low fat option, you could go for a nice spousal abuse & raisin. a nice methamphitime choc chip? crack with a side of aggravated battery? whats that? you want dark unforgivable evil, oh they have plenty of that. its like a cone made of sour ashes of the fallen, and well, fuck me, you do not even want to know what's in the sprinkles.

and the cherry sauce.

my god. the sauce.

there's so many, many flavours its enough to give a man brain freeze, just even thinking about it.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2010, 03:04:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/marioss1.jpg)

:potd: definitely.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on February 18, 2010, 04:15:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 03:23:56 PM
I refuse to alter my behavior based on the hypothetical stern looks and dissapointed shake of the head from millions of our progeny.  They can retroactively damn us if they like, and they will be assholes smug in their perfect hindsight.  I'm confident I won't be around to see it. 

Dropping everything, life, job, savings and resources into saving a few polar bears would be about as useless as purposely tracking down and killing one so I can produce pictures of my flipping off the high and mighty enlightened future while munching on a polar bear steak.     
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2010, 05:30:48 AM
Quote from: Paesior on February 18, 2010, 08:41:01 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 18, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!
I did this and my face experienced a hairsplosion!
I tried to shave off the mustache and two more took its place!
What sorcery is this!?


:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 20, 2010, 06:20:24 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 19, 2010, 02:42:02 PM
(http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/565/208x228_Success-Nerd-Lady-is-pregnant-and-about-to-give-birth-nobody-has-the-heal-skill-pickpocket4.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 20, 2010, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 01:36:19 AM
This is what I do with my hair when it falls out:
(http://sinmonkey.com/files/hairballtomato.jpg)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2010, 09:02:28 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 20, 2010, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 01:36:19 AM
This is what I do with my hair when it falls out:
(http://sinmonkey.com/files/hairballtomato.jpg)


I actually love this.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 10:15:01 PM
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 21, 2010, 03:39:43 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: E.O.T. on February 21, 2010, 04:17:27 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 10:15:01 PM
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I CANNOT

          believe my kids are spending the night at your house, right now

JUST, PLEASE

          make sure they wear clean socks to bed
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2010, 04:20:17 AM
Every kid should have a sitter like Nigel.  Muhaha.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2010, 01:12:02 PM
socks in bed?!?!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 21, 2010, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 21, 2010, 01:12:02 PM
socks in bed?!?!
yeah wtf?
no matter how good your socks are, your feet need to breathe to keep them non-stinky.
keep em permanently wrapped up and they will smell worse.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2010, 04:16:36 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 21, 2010, 04:17:27 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 10:15:01 PM
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I CANNOT

          believe my kids are spending the night at your house, right now

JUST, PLEASE

          make sure they wear clean socks to bed

They insisted on being naked in bed because it was, finally, the one time I would allow them to take all their clothes off, because I am a clothing tyrant. Your daughter is sitting in the other office chair buck-nekkid, cradling Lambert in her lap and lamenting the loss of Lambert's mother.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 21, 2010, 04:40:55 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 21, 2010, 01:12:02 PM
socks in bed?!?!

The Floridian does not comment on strategies to maintain warmth in the cold winter months!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2010, 06:41:53 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 21, 2010, 04:40:55 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 21, 2010, 01:12:02 PM
socks in bed?!?!

The Floridian does not comment on strategies to maintain warmth in the cold winter months!

Hey now it's been a cold winter this year. Got down to the 20's and it sleeted and everything. I just can't sleep with my feet all bundled up in heavy tight cottony stranglers.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on February 22, 2010, 11:45:34 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 22, 2010, 06:32:15 PM
The 200-foot telephone cord and safety goggles will especially aid in the enjoyment.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 28, 2010, 05:12:45 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 04:48:18 AM

Across the street from my Grandparent's place was "the little red school house". It's where I went to pre-school. My dad went there too. When he was attending, everything was in German. When I was going to school there it was all English language. However, half of what was said at my Grandparent's was in German 'till I was 7 or 8 years old.

My Grandfather was a large man. He was very quiet. He laughed at most things. I remember him as sitting near his garden or somewhere usually outdoors, silently watching. Overall he was a very quiet person. He was a large presence, but didn't say much. When he did, I listened.

My Grandmother was a very strong willed and outspoken person. She was very political. She made A LOT of food. What she cooked, I ate. She scolded me when necessary and gave me a nickname no one but she ever used.

My Grandfather fought in World War Two. He was awarded a case full of medals, but to the end of his life he never spoke a word about his experience as a soldier, to anyone, that I'm aware of.

However, something curious, at least, did happen.

When I was ten years old a man arrived, who was expected, with his wife. They had travelled quite a distance by motor home to come to my Grandparent's house. I understood right away that this man and my Grandfather knew each other from "the war".

My Grandmother cooked a bunch of food, other family members brought more. Everyone was there to meet these two people. We ate. The ham. The raw beef with onions and crackers. Herring and bread. Pickles. Potatoes, hot, German style with vinegar.

Then my Grandfather and the man stood together at the end of the covered table in the basement, addressing us all. For the first time ever, I saw my Grandfather, this titan of a man, stumble with words and cry.

In 1944, my Grandfather was a part of a large "allied" force which had surrounded a building occupied by 64 German troops. The building was scheduled for airstrike preceeded by allied withdrawal from standoff. Understanding that there were trapped men inside, my Grandfather insisted that he have a chance at negotiation with the enemy combatants. Entering the building, he explained, in German, that the men could surrender now or the building itself would be destroyed, with essentially no probability of survivors. After a period of 45 minutes, my Grandfather emerged with a scattered collection of four German platoons giving themselves up as P.O.W's.

This man who came to visit was one of those men. He had reconnected with his wife after both of them spent 1-2 years in American concentration camps following the war. They had children, and grandchildren. They were German citizens, who, because of circumstance, became Americans.

When my Grandfather passed away, my Aunt and I contacted the couple who had come to visit, to let them know what had happened. That man had died three months prior. Back and forth, with the woman, we spoke about things quite a bit. She was an old woman, who had lost her husband, and had stories about her children and grandchildren to tell me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: E.O.T. on February 28, 2010, 05:44:17 PM
 :)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 02, 2010, 05:07:18 PM
I'm glad this thread exists, otherwise I might miss stuff like that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 03, 2010, 04:31:15 PM
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though.  But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.  ETA: fnordie's usu really excellent at that, but I know some aren't...you can usually click on the quote info above the quote itself and the link's embedded...doesn't always get quoted that way. /clarification  I've been guilty of this myself.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 04:32:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 03, 2010, 04:31:15 PM
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though.  But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.

Click on the blue quote line.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on March 03, 2010, 04:40:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 04:32:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 03, 2010, 04:31:15 PM
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though.  But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.

Click on the blue quote line.

Yeah, I just clarified what I meant--I know how to do that now, but not everyone does.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 03, 2010, 08:08:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:53:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 02, 2010, 08:51:24 PM
No mention regarding the size of his moustache, though.

That's no accident.

Would the stache allow him to start an avalanche like that?

No, he would have started AN AVALANCHE OF SEXTORQUE™.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 05, 2010, 04:28:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 07:58:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 04, 2010, 07:56:56 PM
It's art when it has an extra layer of meaning, somewhat.

It's art when the people you're trolling go all caps & no punctuation.

It's good art when you get death threats.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 11:02:17 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 10:15:01 PM
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I... Just... What?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 09, 2010, 06:07:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 07, 2010, 04:28:59 PM
Remington's Christmas gift to me:

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/remington001.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/remington002.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Herbertina Merrique V on March 09, 2010, 10:21:20 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 09, 2010, 10:35:13 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 11:02:17 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 10:15:01 PM
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I... Just... What?

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2010, 11:13:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 11:00:52 PM

It can ALWAYS get worse, and any given date CAN and just MIGHT be weirder than you imagine or even CAN imagine.  Sometimes it's a good weird, and you get some dirtyfun in, and sometimes it's just creepy fat wet willie weird, and you kinda wish you'd brought a gun.


:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 13, 2010, 12:48:20 AM
Quote from: Performance. Environment. Actuators. Sensors. on March 13, 2010, 12:43:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 12:37:40 AM
Quote from: Performance. Environment. Actuators. Sensors. on March 13, 2010, 12:35:38 AM
:lol:
I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.

I am using that.

"A False Positive is Better Than No Positive at All."
Fuck accuracy, I want results?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 04:49:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 04:47:28 PM
GOD you guys can't we have ONE SINGLE lighthearted, fun Hitler thread without it turning all serious?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on March 16, 2010, 05:15:15 PM
Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dimocritus on March 16, 2010, 06:52:38 PM
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on March 17, 2010, 02:18:01 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 16, 2010, 06:52:38 PM
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: NotPublished on March 17, 2010, 02:21:37 AM
Quote from: Pariah on March 17, 2010, 02:18:01 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 16, 2010, 06:52:38 PM
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.
:potd:

THIS!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Dimocritus on March 18, 2010, 07:11:01 PM
Quote from: Pariah on March 17, 2010, 02:18:01 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 16, 2010, 06:52:38 PM
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 18, 2010, 07:13:23 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 07:11:01 PM
Quote from: Pariah on March 17, 2010, 02:18:01 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 16, 2010, 06:52:38 PM
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!

:potd:

Quote from: Richter on March 18, 2010, 06:56:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 06:55:05 PM
Did I mention that I have a my own cock fetish?  I can't get an erection without it.

This strikes me as the perfect metaphor for why 1 is a prime number.

:potd:

Quote from: Suu on March 16, 2010, 05:15:15 PM
Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.

:potd: :potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 19, 2010, 03:07:38 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 20, 2010, 12:26:43 PM
Ok, this POTDing banal stuff is getting stupid and it totally degardes the value of actual POTDs. You idiots are ruining the forum with this silly shit.







Seriously.




















Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 19, 2010, 03:07:38 AM
:lulz:

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:27:17 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on March 20, 2010, 02:18:45 PM
ughhhhhhhhh I thnk I themy my license in the bine!!

i went rta today but was 5 min late so it closed in fornt of me an i was pouting so i decided to go to an asian hairdresser and she was like a ninja but they all laugh cause i was only male there i didn't realise it was a female thingy.. it said mens cuts =[ nuy she was an aesm toome ninja i wan b ninjal ike them

mite go there more often now they're soo cool and i tik i like the style they did it messy ot somethig .. frieds so they like it, i dnoo i ;ike wearing singlets to

i aso cnaleld my bank card i duno where the fuck i put it

I wantd to go dancing tonight but the grou i hang with hate it ugh and wen i go near lub they ack off

\now i home and eat cereal its awesome but still early its lik onl y 1am o well ... why a k posting on pd lololo i dun wanan go bed =[ i wanted to have ig weekend .. i stil had hiarious fun tho.

ionno wats ur thoughts of going dandcing by yourself? I lke going wit friends but i dont hav many that like going

i wanna hang wih you  peple one day ur all cool and lovely

it[s iamzing that i cn put tis in wight lace lo i don want to stop typin mayb i shuld or mayib i shuld nt clik post? i've nevr drunk typed before itsk inda sad hahaa

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2010, 09:45:22 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 22, 2010, 09:44:15 PM
if you want content why are you on PD?   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: notathing on March 23, 2010, 02:28:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on March 22, 2010, 09:45:22 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 22, 2010, 09:44:15 PM
if you want content why are you on PD?   :horrormirth:

ive never been nominated for post of the day before   :ECH:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2010, 03:41:30 PM
Quote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus on March 09, 2004, 04:23:41 PM
*tadahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh*

*bounces in* here i am darlings! yeahhhhhhhhh!

*flexes muscles and wraps legs and arms around Tao and hangs off his wonderful body and kisses him*

*stops kissing for a moment to announce* hey if you do not like bonking while st. till sings to you its yer own problem. I just love rammstein and sex. wonderful combination and the lyrics inspire you for nice kinky games. yeah... isnt that so Tao? *kisssssses again really deeply*

its sooooooooo cute you waiting for me to arrive in this thread and Tao especially describing my body so wonderfuly! *kissssssssssss*


hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually *grinnnn* the atrocities we leave behind - cabbages and such do not like that and turn vicious at times. thats why i decided to have Tao with me for protection and other things.... like *kissses her cabbage killer boyfriend bodyguard again*

Hey horab and guido, you need canibal corpse to get bonkin´ ´ard or what? *giggle*

:vom:

we should submit this shit to fanfic sites
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
Like, fanfic written in the first person?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 27, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
It could be the start of a trend! A terrible, terrible trend.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 27, 2010, 10:17:39 PM
That was painful to read and almost made me puke in mah pance.

negative 20 stars! would not read again!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 29, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 27, 2010, 03:41:30 PM
Quote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus on March 09, 2004, 04:23:41 PM
*tadahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh*

*bounces in* here i am darlings! yeahhhhhhhhh!

*flexes muscles and wraps legs and arms around Tao and hangs off his wonderful body and kisses him*

*stops kissing for a moment to announce* hey if you do not like bonking while st. till sings to you its yer own problem. I just love rammstein and sex. wonderful combination and the lyrics inspire you for nice kinky games. yeah... isnt that so Tao? *kisssssses again really deeply*

its sooooooooo cute you waiting for me to arrive in this thread and Tao especially describing my body so wonderfuly! *kissssssssssss*


hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually *grinnnn* the atrocities we leave behind - cabbages and such do not like that and turn vicious at times. thats why i decided to have Tao with me for protection and other things.... like *kissses her cabbage killer boyfriend bodyguard again*

Hey horab and guido, you need canibal corpse to get bonkin´ ´ard or what? *giggle*

:vom:

we should submit this shit to fanfic sites

Dear God. You guys really aren't kidding when you talk about the Bad Old Days of this forum.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 30, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2010, 09:32:35 PM
The only pill I CAN forget to take is my Nexium (though I remember the next day when I start shooting horrible streams of acid out of my mouth).

My problem with the other pills is that sometimes I take 'em, then I forget I took 'em, and I take 'em again.  Then I go to work the next morning convinced that I am Tancred of Hauteville, and I burn the break room down looking for plunder.

What I am NOT going to do is buy pill bottles that tell me what to do and when to do it.  This is why I don't own a GPS in my car.  Machines don't tell me what to do.  They shouldn't tell ANYONE what to do, or even that THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY.  But people DO allow machines to tell them what to do, even as they drive their talking GPS-guided car to their Empowerment Group Session.  This pisses me off, and makes me feel like installing machine guns on my car.  Three of them.  And a mine layer, like in those James Bond films.  But no, there are "laws" that prevent me from doing this, so I am restricted to flipping off the autocop cameras on my way through.

If any of you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves.



I'll be running on this all week.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 30, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: Risus on March 30, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2010, 09:32:35 PM
The only pill I CAN forget to take is my Nexium (though I remember the next day when I start shooting horrible streams of acid out of my mouth).

My problem with the other pills is that sometimes I take 'em, then I forget I took 'em, and I take 'em again.  Then I go to work the next morning convinced that I am Tancred of Hauteville, and I burn the break room down looking for plunder.

What I am NOT going to do is buy pill bottles that tell me what to do and when to do it.  This is why I don't own a GPS in my car.  Machines don't tell me what to do.  They shouldn't tell ANYONE what to do, or even that THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY.  But people DO allow machines to tell them what to do, even as they drive their talking GPS-guided car to their Empowerment Group Session.  This pisses me off, and makes me feel like installing machine guns on my car.  Three of them.  And a mine layer, like in those James Bond films.  But no, there are "laws" that prevent me from doing this, so I am restricted to flipping off the autocop cameras on my way through.

If any of you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves.



I'll be running on this all week.

I hate machines that presume to give me orders more than I hate people.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 03, 2010, 02:11:44 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 05:20:12 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/6f2ywk.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 04:21:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 01:32:25 PM
Quote from: NotPubli on April 06, 2010, 11:51:20 PM
How does one go about with loosening up a friend?



Butt plugs.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2010, 09:40:41 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on April 09, 2010, 01:35:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 09, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Dunno about harder to service, my point of view about simplicity in fixed gear versus multi gear is that it simply has less cogs cables and other parts that can break. Less parts is less breakage in a hostile environment, such as my city.

My bike is broken, yet I can still ride it around as a two speed.

If more of it breaks, I can still ride it as a one speed.

This is all irrelevant though to the greatest bicycles on earth, which hark from the Netherlands and I'm aghast you have neglected to mention. None of this rear-attaching, shit-falling-off-and-you-don't-know-it-because-it's behind-you, Xtra-cycle, 90's-neo-hippie American crap.

The Dutch know how to MOVE SHIT ON A BIKE:

(http://imgur.com/l752F.jpg)

LOOK AT THAT SHIT! YOU COULD PUT A PERSON IN THAT BUCKET THAT IS TOO FAT TO RIDE A GODDAMN BIKE!

THE FRONT WHEEL IS TINY AS FUCK SO YOU CAN SEE OVER IT.

SEE THAT LONG THUNDERDICK OF A BAR THAT GOES TO THE FRONT WHEEL: THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING STEERING APPARATUS THAT WOULD RAPE A GIRAFFE WITH YOUR MOM MERELY BY LOOKING AT IT.

THE MOTHERFUCKING DRIVETRAIN IS COVERED WITH PLASTIC SHIT SO YOUR FUCKING PANTIES WONT GET ZALGOED TO A FINE, BLACK PULP OF SUPERNATURAL EXCREMENT.

AND FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE DOUBLE-FUCKING-SIDED KICKSTAND. YOU CAN GO FROM FULLY ERECT, TO THRUSTING YOUR WAY THROUGH TRAFFIC IN A SINGLE GODDAMN GESTURE.

WHEN YOUR NUTS SWELL OUT OF YOUR PANTS FROM RIDING THIS BITCH YOU CAN JUST PARK THAT SHIT ON THE BACK MOTHERFUCKING CARRIER AND FEEL THE COOL BREEZE RIPPLE THROUGH YOUR SCROTE. UNLESS YOUR SWOLLEN-ASS NUTS WEIGH MORE THAN 35 KILOS. THAT'S 77 POUNDS OF BUILT-IN BRA FOR YOUR NUTS IN THE BACKSEAT ALONE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: NotPublished on April 11, 2010, 10:41:39 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 11, 2010, 10:38:15 PM
Quote from: Number_6 on April 11, 2010, 10:27:14 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 11, 2010, 10:21:49 PM

Until you can accept your primate nature you will never be accepted here.

I am accepting my primate nature. I'm embracing it. By way of not letting this drop. This is insane. You're perfectly welcome to act like a barbarian, but to use it to obstruct another person is a really sketchy way to go about life.

Sigh. 

We've gone through this with every new person who is too self-absorbed or too blind to understand that we are a tight-knit community, some of us having been here for six years.  Everyone who has been accepted here has been so because they in some way assimilate to the "Hive-Mind".  Anyone who can't make their peace with the people already here--one way or another--will not be able to post in any productive way, and usually leaves through sheer force of social antagonism. 

The heart of civilization is the ability and willingness to follow the unspoken rules of a community.  You are not one of us, you said something offensive, and you refuse to back down despite our collective denunciations.  And we're barbarians?

Lol Barbarian
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on April 12, 2010, 02:38:33 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 12, 2010, 07:05:03 AM
And that was on like page five...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Freeky on April 14, 2010, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2010, 03:22:13 AM
Our Pixie, who art in Scotland
Hallowed by thy Name
Thy stormclouds come
Thy WRATH be done, in Tucson as it is in Portland.

Give us this day our daily rain
And forgive us our spaggotry, as we forgive those who dost spag against us
Lead us not into temptation
We can find it ourselves
For thine is the weather system, the Thunder and the Payne, for ever and ever I guess.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Remington on April 14, 2010, 03:37:55 AM
Woot! First time in this thread, IIRC.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2010, 06:59:38 PM
Nah, pretty sure you've been posted in here at least once before.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on April 16, 2010, 03:54:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 02:11:30 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on April 16, 2010, 02:09:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 05:32:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 15, 2010, 05:30:37 PM

what about the converse? What are the advantages/disadvantages of being on an all-destructive trip?


Eventually they hunt you down and shoot you like a dog.

Also, you won't get invited to many parties.

What are the advantages, though?

Yes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 16, 2010, 06:43:35 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 16, 2010, 03:09:41 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 16, 2010, 10:59:26 AM
Duvel is a fairly common special beer here. It's strong, and pretty good. Let me know how you like it :) It's supposed to be served in a special kind of glass for reasons of foam and nose aroma and all that, so if you got a glass that looks somewhat like it, use that:

http://images.google.com/images?num=100&q=duvel%20glas&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

The pics show it's filled half foam and half beer. It's pretty hard to make it not come out like that, since it foams like a motherfucker. I, however like a bit less foam on my beer. Two fingers, but no less than that. You can achieve that by rinsing the glass thoroughly using a tiny drop of dishwash detergent (of course wash it out with lots of water), which you probably want to do with any glass you intend to serve beer in. Then you pour the beer carefully along the side of the glass while holding it diagonally. The clean and un-greased glass decreases friction, and the pouring style reduces splash. That way you get less foam. Pay attention to how much foam you get, if it's very little, pour the last bit of the bottle straight in, to get some splash and your 2 fingers of foam.
In fact there's a good chance that if you do not follow this procedure you get more foam than will fit in the glass. So pour it carefully either way.

Unfortunately, I got this the morning after I poured my first Duvel.  I didn't sleep very well last night because I was cleaning up foam.  As soon as the beer hit the glass, it started reacting insanely, growing swiftly and violently.  I thought at first that the foam would subside so I continued pouring, but it grew and it grew.  Soon it had overwhelmed the glass I'd prepared for it and not long after that covered the entire counter.  Whatever came in contact with the foam then foamed itself, doubling, tripling its size.  I was awash in a sea of beer head.  It was a joyous occasion, I must say, for dream fulfillment purposes, but was a mess to clean up.  As I floated above this tidal wave of foam out my apartment and down the street I managed to find a tiny drop of crisp, clear Duvel, which I drank with relish.  I spent the last 8 hours cleaning it and explaining the event to my landlord and the firefighters who came to assist me.

Duvel - It's another one that's like $17/4pack here, and quite a bit lighter in body than I would have liked.  It would probably fit a hot summer day very well.  I'll have to come back to this one.

Thanks for the heads up Trip.   :wink:

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/05136/potdmittens.png)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2010, 07:29:34 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 14, 2010, 03:30:49 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2010, 03:22:13 AM
Our Pixie, who art in Scotland
Hallowed by thy Name
Thy stormclouds come
Thy WRATH be done, in Tucson as it is in Portland.

Give us this day our daily rain
And forgive us our spaggotry, as we forgive those who dost spag against us
Lead us not into temptation
We can find it ourselves
For thine is the weather system, the Thunder and the Payne, for ever and ever I guess.


I am teaching my kids that prayer, and making them say it every night. Or maybe every morning, when I am paying more attention.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2010, 07:31:36 PM
I would not be surprised if you think I am kidding.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 17, 2010, 12:25:58 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 16, 2010, 11:19:58 PM
I was in Amherst at some shitty little ice cream/hot dog/fried food stand.  I went back to my car to get a bottle of water.  A pickup truck had parked pretty close to the door, but only the cab part was really visible with this grizzled farmer looking dude sitting there.  So I stepped between the two vehicles and then
MRARAMMRGRAAAAAAHHRA

a fucking screech from no worldly creature erupted behind me.  The fury driving it, the pure hatred for me for being in its presence, was visceral.  I turned, expecting some horrible thing and thinking of how I might escape.  In the back of the guy's truck was a sheep in a little metal cage, a dull and bored look on its face.

I've never wanted a tazer so badly in my life.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on April 18, 2010, 11:36:10 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/suufencing1.jpg)

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 18, 2010, 11:15:21 PM
I will get down on my hands and knees and worship, without reservation, the god of any religion that fields Battle Nuns. I couldn't give a flying fuck about the dogma or philosophy. Battle Nuns is enough to assure me my soul will be in safe hands.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2010, 07:06:40 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 07:05:18 PM
Ofuk.

Content aware fill is autotune for your eyes.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2010, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 19, 2010, 04:45:45 PM
http://www.reddit.com/comments/br69q/americans_always_do_things_wrong_joke/

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 21, 2010, 07:33:27 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 21, 2010, 07:27:41 AM
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157492031525193.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 25, 2010, 07:47:32 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 25, 2010, 07:13:04 PM
I haven't read the last 14 pages of this thread, nor am I likely to, but I want to point out that nobody better fucking report any fucking PMs to me unless they contain death threats, or I will track them down and smear my own feces under the handles of their car doors.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 26, 2010, 09:58:03 AM
Um Fred how are people going to report PMs to you anyway?

Or are you a SEKRIT MOD???

and and and people that report shit to me will be might be expecting to get fucked with in interesting ways or angles!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 26, 2010, 09:59:46 AM
Uh wait I didnt see you requoted it as POTD thread, I thought it was a "me too" quote :)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 27, 2010, 02:47:31 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2010, 09:13:32 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 27, 2010, 03:16:48 AM
The First World is full of assholes. 

This is a Third World problem.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Richter on April 27, 2010, 03:08:06 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 27, 2010, 01:27:31 PM
FUCK THE SHARK, THAT'S GOING TO BE MY DIVORCE CAKE.

No context needed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 27, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 27, 2010, 03:08:06 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 27, 2010, 01:27:31 PM
FUCK THE SHARK, THAT'S GOING TO BE MY DIVORCE CAKE.

No context needed.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 27, 2010, 06:25:47 PM
Quote from: h-town on April 26, 2010, 03:41:59 PM
So I was at this afterhours tonight that had Karaoke and some coked up air-head I don't even know girl whom I will refer to as Santana from here on out sat on my lap out of nowhere and here is the conversation which transpired:

H-Town: So why are you sitting on me, Santana?

Santana: OMG I love your lap. Do you have an extra cigarette for me?

H-Town: I don't think so, I don't even know you.

Santana: Oh come on (pushing herself into me) you totally have an extra smoke.

H-Town: Okay fine, have a cigarette.

Santana: Wow, I love your hat. You're like Frank Sinatra. (Her hand is now on my inner thigh.)

H-Town: Well that is the look I'm going for  :roll:

Santana: Hey!.. You're going to sing a song with me.

H-Town: I don't know, I don't really want to sing a song with you.

Santana: Oh come on, please please please please please!

H-Town: No.

Santana: (Pushing herself into me more) Don't be shy, I think you want to sing with me.

H-Town: Okay relax. I'll sing a song with you. Let's sing a Bad Brains song, alright?

Santana: What's a bad brains?

H-Town: Get the fuck off me.

Punk Rock.



Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pariah on April 28, 2010, 01:24:16 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2010, 09:58:03 AM
Um Fred how are people going to report PMs to you anyway?

Or are you a SEKRIT MOD???

and and and people that report shit to me will be might be expecting to get fucked with in interesting ways or angles!

Fred would be the only person I would like to be a secret mod.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on April 28, 2010, 02:38:04 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 27, 2010, 09:54:22 PM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/938/postcardsfromthescrid5.jpg) (http://img232.imageshack.us/i/postcardsfromthescrid5.jpg/)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2010, 09:34:16 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 09:29:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2010, 09:17:13 PM
Nice dildo he has there, though.   :lulz:

(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7365/bith1.jpg) (http://img153.imageshack.us/i/bith1.jpg/)


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 08:04:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 30, 2010, 07:53:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 07:50:02 PM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 30, 2010, 07:47:12 PM
...rock a rhyme?



No, that's too tricky.

I'll just make a sucka bounce.

I've only heard that it's tricky to rock a rhyme on time.


That's right: on time.  It's tricky.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 30, 2010, 10:24:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 07:11:19 PM
Jim:  So, the agitator in 106 hit the glass on the bottom?

Me:  Yep.

Jim:  How bad is the damage?

Me:  There is none.

Jim:  How is that possible?  That agitator was moving, right?  And it weighs half a ton.

Me:  When we installed it, we buried an operations guy under the tank, as a sacrifice.  The Machine God was apparently satisfied.

Jim:  ...

Me:  What?

Jim:  Can't you ever just answer a question without being a crazy asshole?

Me:  But I am a crazy asshole, remember?  ALL PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD!

Jim:  ALL HAIL THE MACHINE GOD!  GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mangrove on May 04, 2010, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on May 01, 2010, 08:35:22 AM
reading Dan Brown to understand the Illumanti
is like eating Count Chocula to understand vampirism

Quote from: Nast on May 02, 2010, 03:31:15 AM
Weltbürger, please post an image of yourself. Plenty of people are overweight, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Couldn't decide between these two, so I am om nom nominating both.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 07, 2010, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 01, 2010, 12:53:12 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 01, 2010, 03:36:45 AM
Quote
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00

:lulz:

CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!


with friends like his you don't need enemas . . .
[/quote]
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on May 11, 2010, 08:53:49 AM
Quote from: Idem on May 11, 2010, 03:01:50 AM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1z98ei7Fv1qzmowao1_500.jpg)
:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2010, 11:26:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 10:50:09 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 11, 2010, 10:49:06 PM
a gender thread, in MY Apple Talk?

It's more ambiguous than you think!

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on May 19, 2010, 09:03:51 AM
All of these. RWHN's last one made me laugh out, really loud :lol:

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 18, 2010, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 18, 2010, 07:43:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 18, 2010, 07:35:28 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 18, 2010, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 18, 2010, 07:23:31 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 18, 2010, 07:14:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 18, 2010, 02:05:23 PM
Can you still read our texts with all those tears in your eyes about how MEAN we all are?

Yeah, you are all quite mean. At least one admits it. By the way, you have nice spacy avatar picture. I bet you are friendly spacy dutch guy who is not that mean at all! Keep up the good work!

I tend to think of myself as more average than mean. 

If you are not mean, you are not part of the set "you all". Is it really that hard?

Did anyone just feel a big breeze? 

Ok I'm not sure what your last two statements mean. Please explain. Saying "big breeze", you want to express that you ignore me? There are simpler ways to ignore me. Or is it an appeal for others to ignore me? I'm not familiar with a lot of english sayings and insiders. If you really have something to say me, please be more precise.

Are you saying your confidence level is a little low when it comes to understanding the significance of my speech? 

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 18, 2010, 07:48:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 18, 2010, 07:45:54 PM
Being more average than mean is just his mode, y'know?  Other than that, he's just another statistic.

Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BadBeast on May 20, 2010, 02:14:23 AM
   Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #249 on: 12 April 2010, 01:45:22 »   
Quote from: Number_6 on 12 April 2010, 01:43:12
You people are crazy.

I'm actually unable to put into words how absurd every second post on this thread is.


You've won. How do I conform? Or if that word's too blunt for you, how do I "settle down"? You've given me the verdict, now give me the sentence.

Go here:  http://mysticwicks.com/

They're not all crazy there.  Run while you still have legs!


I realise it's not "of the day", but I only found this thread today, and I nearly fell off my chair when I got this far!


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 29, 2010, 02:56:21 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 29, 2010, 01:57:45 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 28, 2010, 06:00:31 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 28, 2010, 04:19:54 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 28, 2010, 08:01:49 AM
Pregnant women tend to have crazy heightened sense of smell.


...is there something you're not telling us?

:lulz:
silly.

I'M ASSUMING THAT'S A YES.  SQUIDDY IS PRAGNET!   :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fucking Pragnets, how do they work?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 13, 2010, 01:37:51 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 12, 2010, 11:50:30 PM
I wrote a review for the chinese buffet near my house. Here it is:


Usually when I have to write a bad review I feel kind of like a jerk, but this time... no.
I hope I'm able to finish this review before I keel over and die. Make sure to tell my family I love them.

So after a night of fun what's better than going to a cheap chinese buffet and filling your upset stomach with glorious delectables from a greasy chinese joint? Well not much, unless you go here.
I've been here many times and it seems each time I go it gets progressively worse.

Upon entering you're greeted by a nice fish tank with some really pretty fish that, to my surprise, are not dead. How they manage to survive in these surroundings is beyond me. Super mutant fish from planet Herpes or something I guess.

The hostess will take you to the stickiest table you've ever folded your arms across (and then quickly remove them as you recoil in horror) and take your drink order. I chose water and sprite. Seemingly safe.

The food, excuse me, "food". I....
As I walked over to the buffet I tried desperately not to look down at the carpet, and failed miserably. I thought to myself, ok, spills happen...
I grabbed a nice bowl of white rice and chicken with chlamydia broccoli and had a seat. My poor friend who I dragged with me looked as if she were about to start crying and I think my husband lost consciousness  at this point. The rest of his meal was a blur and my friend choked back her tears and forced her food down her throat like a champ.
The hot and sour soup wasn't so bad, but the ebola nuggets, hepatitis pork and AIDS rolls were not in any way edible or a source of food, nutrition, nourishment or even something you should touch without a hazmat suit.
I think I contracted something here. Usually after leaving a buffet I feel like a heathenish glutton for whom the sin was made, but today, I feel like I need an antibiotic. My friend was lucky and as her stomach rejected it's contents I couldn't help but feel jealous, for all I could do was buckle over as my guts clenched in pain and remorse. This IS going to hurt later.

Please if you have an ounce of self preservation do not eat at this medical waste recycling center. I mean, I know most buffets are dirty, but there is a point where it goes beyond comedy and into frightening horror. These immune system terrorists should seriously be considered for a close down. 
But if you're looking for an adventure, an adrenaline rush, considering suicide or you have to go on a date with someone you REALLY REALLY don't like, then give it a shot. But don't say I didn't warn ya.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2010, 06:41:13 PM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on June 15, 2010, 04:45:49 PM
No Tzip. You are the Google.

...and then Tzip was a Google.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 16, 2010, 06:39:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 16, 2010, 04:41:44 PM
Payne actually is scottish (as opposed to honorary) ergo he lacks the critical faculty to know what he's doing. Ever. The Scottish empire only ever get things right by coincidence :argh!: That's why we drink so much: drunk people are far more likely to have an accident. And that's the only way smart things happen round here.

eg. Alexander Graham Bell, whilst on an epic bender, became inextricably tangled in a bunch of electrical wiring. He was so drunk he was actually convinced his assistant was in the same room and asked him to help. The assistant however had been involved in a drunken argument with Alex, who had attempted to throttle him with the same wiring. The assistant had managed to stagger/flee from the wrath of the bearded pisshead, to his house next door, not realising the cable was still wrapped round his neck. When Alexander spoke to him he thought he was hearing voices.

It wasn't til about a month later that the assistant actually remembered the events and thus, after first eliminating a whole bunch of theories about whiskey and demonology, the telephone was discovered.

(we call them discoveries in scotland - invention implies intent)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on June 23, 2010, 10:48:14 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 25, 2010, 05:08:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2010, 04:21:50 PM
Perhaps we should even go back so far as to ask what we consider consciousness to be in the first place.

After all, if I consider it to be a confluence of electrochemical processes in my body, then I may be of the viewpoint that when those processes stop, so does my consciousness.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 04:23:18 PM

I reject that line of reasoning.

I am entirely too sexy to just vanish when I die.

Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2010, 04:24:04 PM
It was just a hypothesis.  I have yet to come to any conclusion.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 04:33:25 PM

Available data:

1.  There is only so much sexy in the universe.

2.  Dok is one sexy bitch.

3.  If Dok is allowed to cease existing, there will be less sexy in the universe.

4.  If this is the way things work, the universe would have turned into Michael J Fox somewhere around 1600AD.

QED.


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on June 25, 2010, 05:59:45 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on July 08, 2010, 09:03:25 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 08, 2010, 03:24:49 PM
When a new tree is first planted, it needs to be protected from animals who would strip its leaves and damage its new branches.  But when the tree matures, its leaves can provide nourishment for many animals and its great branches can offer a refreshing retreat from the hot sun or protection from a sudden storm.

When a person begins a new spiritual journey we should give them the same tender care we would give a young tree.   The extra effort invested in helping them grow can ultimately result in a mature spirit that provides nourishment and comfort to many, and makes the world around us more beautiful.  :)














okay okay he didn't really say that, but imagine!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on July 11, 2010, 01:24:53 AM
It was cognitive dissonance inducing. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 12, 2010, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 08, 2010, 09:03:25 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 08, 2010, 03:24:49 PM
When a new tree is first planted, it needs to be protected from animals who would strip its leaves and damage its new branches.  But when the tree matures, its leaves can provide nourishment for many animals and its great branches can offer a refreshing retreat from the hot sun or protection from a sudden storm.

When a person begins a new spiritual journey we should give them the same tender care we would give a young tree.   The extra effort invested in helping them grow can ultimately result in a mature spirit that provides nourishment and comfort to many, and makes the world around us more beautiful.  :)














okay okay he didn't really say that, but imagine!

For a moment, I was REALLY confused.
Good one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 21, 2010, 07:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 21, 2010, 07:45:21 PM
...we are evil, senile old men.

Quote from: RWHN on July 21, 2010, 07:48:06 PM
Mwa ha ha ha!  Where am I?



:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on July 28, 2010, 02:14:08 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 29, 2010, 02:56:21 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 29, 2010, 01:57:45 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 28, 2010, 06:00:31 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 28, 2010, 04:19:54 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 28, 2010, 08:01:49 AM
Pregnant women tend to have crazy heightened sense of smell.


...is there something you're not telling us?

:lulz:
silly.

I'M ASSUMING THAT'S A YES.  SQUIDDY IS PRAGNET!   :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fucking Pragnets, how do they work?

LOL Insane Clown Posse Miracles.

I love that song, and the SNL parody.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: No u on July 28, 2010, 02:26:38 AM
Quote from: CheeseGraterHawk on July 28, 2010, 02:00:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2010, 01:45:40 AM
Quote from: CheeseGraterHawk on July 28, 2010, 01:41:01 AM
Oi, I didn't accuse YOU of being Nazis.

And I'm not a noob..yet.

Oh I see, the Hitler in that pic is gesturing towards your avatar... you some kinda Nazi, punk?

Not a noob "yet"? So you're one of those backwards time-traveling nerds? Great.

I say feed him to Iason.


I'm flattered you'd like to think I'm masculine, my dear.

Too bad, I'm happily taken.

And JUST because I'm blonde with blue eyes DOES not make me a nazi.
"Heil Hitler..."

As opposed to time traveling, if you'd like to learn how, I take pay-pal.


Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2010, 02:01:14 AM

Hey, kiddo, glad to see you made it.



Quote from: CheeseGraterHawk on July 28, 2010, 02:02:33 AM
Not in one piece, however.

I seem to be missing my penis.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2010, 02:03:12 AM
Uh oh...Did someone let the damn Scrid out?

Quote from: CheeseGraterHawk on July 28, 2010, 02:05:28 AM
Nah...the time travelling has to work out its kinks.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2010, 02:29:13 AMThose are some hellacious kinks, if it left your penis behind.

Just think, somewhere, someone just got hit by a materializing penis.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 02, 2010, 02:41:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 01, 2010, 03:22:49 AM
(http://www.aasewer.net/images/BakingSoda%20vinegar.gif)

(http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/F8D2AC42-1618-4F83-8CF6-3F76A4DD860B/OW005223.jpg)

(http://www.seeingtheforest.com/STFphotos/nuclear-explosion.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: No u on August 03, 2010, 03:15:39 AM
The first quote is inserted for context.  The last quote (although it wasn't originally here, but it was by one of our members) is the best post of the day...

Quote from: FireWillow on August 03, 2010, 02:17:34 AM
Since Cheese was moved back to SIC, I opted to post my letter myself...

QuoteFor starters, I would like to thank each and every one of my supposed "friends" who did so for calling my fiancee a liar.  I'm sure you will understand how well such disrespect to the woman I love has gone over with me, and how much it has affected my concerns for the well-being of these fora.  I can assure you that everything that she's said on these fora has come from me, as much of the time she has posted here, she and I have been on the telephone.  Which leads me to the reason for my requesting she do so...

I made it perfectly clear upon my departure that I have NO INTENTION OF RETURNING.  I have told two moderators and a few members here on other media that this was indeed the case.  Nonetheless, a select few have assume to know so much about me (apparently more than Mij) and continue to insist that I will be returning, and essentially calling her a liar when she tells you I'm not.  In fact, I was going to have her post this for me, but in order to avoid futher misunderstanding I can assure you, I WILL NOT be coming back. 

I have given the administration advise both as a member and moderator here.  Take a look around.  The reason these fora are in the state they are in is a result of that advise being disregarded.  Instead of moderating by the rules put forth here, moderators and elders alike have taken it upon themselves to rule with a heavy hand and a "make rules as we go" approach.  It's like deja-vous all over again.  A few here learned NOTHING from what happened here three years ago.  I'm sitting on the sidelines watching the forum self-destruct because of closed mindedness and a refusal to accept members here for who they are, and rather making them who the administration here thinks they should be.  This actions of the administration of the forum have, in my eyes, rendered this forum unworthy of the "wicca.com" moniker.  Closed mindedness and conformity is MOST DEFINITELY NOT what Wicca is about.  These characteristics are reminiscent of my upbringing in a Catholic household and in the Catholic Church, only instead of going to Hell, one is at risk of being banned for sinning.  Hecks, at least the Catholic Church remains within the confines of written rules.  In this respect, the governing of this forum is much worse.  I shudder at the thought of TCC as a country.  Imagine a government that can punish and banish its people at on a whim citing new laws that never existed.  You shun the uprising against the administration of this forum.  Could you imagine the uprising in such a country?

Since I've been a member at TCC, all members of ANY belief system have been welcome to express their beliefs in these hallowed halls.  I always admired that MO on this board, because as a Wiccan, it fits right into my ideals that all belief systems are valid.  I find it sad that the administration here has concluded that Discordia is an invalid belief system, and their expression of their beliefs is not welcome here.  This is one of many inconsistencies that affected my departure from these fora.

In closing, I have no further use for these boards.  I have no further use for the gossip and rumors.  I have no further use for the politics and poor judgment the administration.   And I most certainly have no use for those here who have chosen to show utter disrespect to and make unfounded accusations toward someone I care so deeply for.  The reason I came back to post this was not for TCC's benefit or any of its members or that I seek attention, but to clear the air of any misconceptions.  Reply if you will, but I WON'T be back to read any replies.  For those who hold so tightly to their illusions and truths that they will ride this ship down into the abyss, I bid you adieu.  For all of those who have open minds and wish to belong to a spiritual message board that actually delves into aspects of ALL forms of spirituality, I will invite you to join Mij and I at our new message board, TPC, The Pagan Cauldron http://thepagancauldron.proboards.com/index.cgi.

Or kill me

Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 03, 2010, 03:09:50 AM
QuoteMy 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 03, 2010, 04:01:02 AM
ABUSE OF BEST POSTS OF THE DAY THREAD
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 05:02:47 AM
ABUSE OF BEST POSTS OF THE DAY THREAD
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 06:32:00 AM
QuoteMy 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 03, 2010, 06:33:53 AM
not a best post  :|

(imo)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 03, 2010, 06:33:53 AM
not a best post  :|

(imo)

Neither is this :wink:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 06:56:22 AM
SMARTASS
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 07:10:39 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 06:56:22 AM
SMARTASS

Why thank you.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 03, 2010, 07:18:27 AM
 :roll:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 03, 2010, 07:25:09 AM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 06:35:20 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 03, 2010, 06:33:53 AM
not a best post  :|

(imo)
Neither is this :wink:

:noob:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: No u on August 03, 2010, 02:46:50 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 03, 2010, 06:33:53 AM
not a best post  :|

(imo)

Okay...

Please to be pointing out which post of the day is better than the one I posted...

         ...or is the space/time continuum different here and a day is NOT defined as a 24 hour period...

                       ...because I see no other best posts for 8/2...

Or perhaps I just missed the point of the thread.  Is there a nomination thread attached that I missed?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 03, 2010, 02:57:44 PM
It's for posts that are one-of-a-kind, side-splittingly funny or extremely insightful.

And it doesn't actually receive entries every day, not always. We can go weeks at a time without a PotD, if no one's being particularly clever.

In short, like many things on PD, there's no official rule governing it. There's a "Quotes of the Moment" thread which is more appropriate for frequent "hey this person said this thing and you might find it interesting" postings.

BTW, I'm not passing judgment on what's already been posted above, ITT. Just trying to clarify.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: No u on August 03, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: FireWillow on August 03, 2010, 02:46:50 PM
Okay...

Please to be pointing out which post of the day is better than the one I posted...

my pun about alts was like the best post of the week, possibly. but it's bad form to nominate oneself.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: No u on August 03, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: FireWillow on August 03, 2010, 02:46:50 PM
Okay...

Please to be pointing out which post of the day is better than the one I posted...

my pun about alts was like the best post of the week, possibly. but it's bad form to nominate oneself.

I think you might have done just that.  :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on August 03, 2010, 11:30:23 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 06:32:00 AM
QuoteMy 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Tuesday on August 04, 2010, 12:29:45 AM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 03, 2010, 11:30:23 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 06:32:00 AM
QuoteMy 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?

"There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!"

That imagery is fantastic.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on August 04, 2010, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 04, 2010, 12:29:45 AM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 03, 2010, 11:30:23 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 06:32:00 AM
QuoteMy 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?

"There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!"

That imagery is fantastic.

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/nom.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: No u on August 04, 2010, 01:43:49 AM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 04, 2010, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 04, 2010, 12:29:45 AM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 03, 2010, 11:30:23 PM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 03, 2010, 06:32:00 AM
QuoteMy 2nd facorite Discordian EVAR, Auqoq/PU


I... I can't believe this.  I... I can't believe this.  Is this happening?  Is this really happening?!  I'm in shock.

FW... You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Discordians, not join them...Bring balance to the Truth, not leave it in darkness!

I feel like there are a thousand knives in my back...

I feel like there are a thousand molten needles in my eyes...

I feel like my "beloved" has just driven a rail spike through my skull...

And all for what?

Why?

Why would he do this to me?!  To us?! To TCC?! I just don't understand.  I... I can't understand right now.

I'm on my knees.  I'm on my knees crying with my face in my hands.  I can't take it.

Is this what you wanted from us, FW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

I wanted to use that last line in my signature, actually.

*blinks*

Why on earth would you want heartbreak over Firewillow telling TCC to fuck the hell off in your sig?

"There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!"

That imagery is fantastic.

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/nom.jpg)

:mittens:

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on August 04, 2010, 01:45:34 AM
My first mittens!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BadBeast on August 16, 2010, 12:10:23 PM
Quote from: lirp_99 on August 16, 2010, 09:24:19 AM
Pop-Tart was here. sucks puppy dog's willys.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on September 05, 2010, 03:02:09 AM
Quote from: newsfeedPD.com: The most patriotic board in America - jointly run by an Australian, an Irishman, a filthy Dutchman, a Canadian and some guy from the West Indies.

:D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: BadBeast on September 10, 2010, 07:13:11 AM
We only have to put up with you. You have to wake up every morning, and actually BE that person.   :eek: :oops: :x
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 10, 2010, 07:16:04 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 10, 2010, 07:13:11 AM
We only have to put up with you. You have to wake up every morning, and actually BE that repressed homosexual person.   :eek: :oops: :x

Fixed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 14, 2010, 05:48:02 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 14, 2010, 05:09:08 PM
I just stumbled on the stairs, and lost half a cup of cofee into my beard.  A lesser man would go home becasue of this, but not I.  I will stay among them, a living monument to work ethic and pestilence, as the strange, nonspoiling creamer congeals into strange cheese amongst my hairs.  ShamWOW ain't got Shit on ME.  (Yeah, restroom scrub down take 2 is in order.)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 21, 2010, 12:35:47 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 20, 2010, 09:32:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 07:25:55 PM
I agree that DNA, etc, shouldn't be patentable unless it's a modified form.

Sorry Emperor, Haliburton says you can't make anymore space marines

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on September 21, 2010, 10:20:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 21, 2010, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on September 21, 2010, 09:44:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 21, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on September 21, 2010, 09:22:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 21, 2010, 08:29:48 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 21, 2010, 08:27:38 PM
AAAGH so bad to imagine

I'll have to invent some kind of ballbag bra.

I will reveal many disgusting things about old men and their physically disgusting issues.

I was told by my grandfather, when I was a boy, that when you get old, they float in the tub..

I remember being disturbed by this at first, then realizing that being an old man means having a permanent floatation device attached in exactly the wrong area to prevent drowning..

that part still makes me laugh.

He lied. They sink like rocks and you need help getting out of the tub. They have to be removed from the tub first and placed on the floor out of the way.

:lulz:

nice. fucking. visual.

I exist only to serve.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2010, 03:49:18 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 22, 2010, 01:30:36 AM
Quote from: Armond on September 22, 2010, 01:28:11 AM
Understanding is useless, we are or we are not but, if we are not then there is no awareness so, we are until we are not......

Splurgion! My cabbages are frosted!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 09:06:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 26, 2010, 04:13:29 PM


Trip is within all of us. All we have to do is open the door and let his love shine out.

SING IT WITH ME!

You shall cross the barren forum,
but you shall not die of fail.
You shall post flood far in safety,
though you do not know the quote function.

You shall post your words in TCC,
and all will understand,
You shall see the face of Triple Zero and live.

Be not a Belgian,
I go before you always,
Come follow Trip,
and He shall give you rest.

If you pass through Mystic Wicks
far from PD, you shall not drown.
If you walk amidst the burning flamers,
you shall not be "Wicked Burn"ed.

If you stand before the pow'r of Hustle
and Dok is at your side,
know that He is with you, through it all

Be not a Belgian,
I go before you always,
Come follow Trip,
and He shall give you rest.

Blessed are your post buttons,
for the forum shall be theirs.
Blest are you that troll and scorn,
for one day you shall laugh.

And if wicked men insult and hate you, all because of Him,
blessed, blessed are you!

Be not a Belgian,
I go before you always,
Come follow Trip,
and He shall give you rest.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 30, 2010, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2010, 06:26:02 PM
Ratatosk's friend waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were elephants in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to animal control were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ratatosk's friend was a computer programmer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to Ratatosk "I want to be on the ships Tosk."
Ratatosk said "No! You will BE KILL BY ELEPHANTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were elephants.
"This is Celine" the radio crackered. "You must fight the elephants!"
So Ratatosk's friend gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the elephants
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberelephant and he fired the rocket missiles. Ratatosk's friend plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the elephants" he shouted
The radio said "No, Ratatosk's friend. You are the elephants"
And then Ratatosk's friend was a zombie.

It's been way too long since somebody was a zombie!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Freeky on October 11, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:55:57 PM

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:59:46 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:55:57 PM

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

I liked my first post in that thread better.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Freeky on October 11, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
It was also good, but this one had so much romantic imagery, it should be put alongside that one chick. The one all the senior english teachers stuff down your throat.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 09:06:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
It was also good, but this one had so much romantic imagery, it should be put alongside that one chick. The one all the senior english teachers stuff down your throat.

Emily Dickenson?

Yeah, I rhymed about as well as her.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Freeky on October 11, 2010, 09:07:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 09:06:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
It was also good, but this one had so much romantic imagery, it should be put alongside that one chick. The one all the senior english teachers stuff down your throat.

Emily Dickenson?

Yeah, I rhymed about as well as her.   :lulz:

Yeah, Emily Dikinson. For some reason I thought it was Elizabeth something. :lulz:

LAY DOWN THOSE PHAT RHYMES, E-DAWG!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Remington on October 15, 2010, 07:23:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2010, 07:02:40 PM
You can't observe all of my cuntiness at once.  Your feeble mind cannot possibly take in all the various unnatural angles and alien geometry of my horrible bastardism.  People have tried, and invariably an heroed or wind up in an asylum. 

Also, the very act of observing me being a horrible cunt changes my behavior.

In short, you can observe me being a cunt, but not the direction of where my cuntiness is heading.

Dok Howl,
Quantum Bastard.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 16, 2010, 03:46:23 PM
Over a year old but in this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20729.0

I loved this exchange.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:40:40 AM
Quote from: Yάttᶿ on May 03, 2009, 06:34:08 AM
you seen starr lately?

You know this moron?

Quote from: Pēleus on May 03, 2009, 06:43:25 AM
i know everyone, details im a bit fuzzy on
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Remington on October 16, 2010, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 16, 2010, 03:46:23 PM
Over a year old but in this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20729.0

I loved this exchange.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:40:40 AM
Quote from: Yάttᶿ on May 03, 2009, 06:34:08 AM
you seen starr lately?

You know this moron?

Quote from: Pēleus on May 03, 2009, 06:43:25 AM
i know everyone, details im a bit fuzzy on
:bacon:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on October 19, 2010, 11:47:14 AM
I miss starr and nova :(
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:33:28 PM
Yeah I'm POTD'ing myself. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, GENITAL MANDOLINS?





Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 03:40:11 AM
AND ANOTHER THING. THE WOMEN IN THE FOOD COURT LOOK AT YOU AND THEY KNOW HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE. PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY IN THE MALL KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU SUCK. THEY SEE YOU AND THEY SEE YOUR HAIR CUT AND THEY HATE YOU. AND QUITE FRANKLY YOU DESERVE IT.

YOU WALK AROUND THE FUCKING MALL ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SOMEHOW NOT PART OF THE HUMAN MEATSHOW, LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE REGULAR PERSON OBSERVING ALL THE FREAKS RUBBING THEIR NOSES ON THE GLASS AT CINNABUN, BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING THROUGH A MICROSCOPE, SUNSHINE, YOU'RE LIVING ON THE FUCKING SLIDE





Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:49:37 AM
I HAVE FOUR KIDS. FURRY LITTLE FUCKS.
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THEY ALL HAVE FOUR LEGS, WHISKERS, AND A TAIL
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THAT REPRESENTS $81,000 IN UNNECESSARY SURGERY
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Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:47:48 AM
ROSES ARE RED
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VIOLETS.. VIOLETS FUCK YOU
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I PISSED ON YOUR CARPET, SUNSHINE
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Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:45:39 AM
I CAN HEAR MY BRAIN JUICES SIZZLING
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SHIT DAMN FUCK - I DEFINITELY LEFT THE OVEN ON
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IN 1991
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Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:25:53 AM
DON'T SHIT WITH THE DOOR OPEN AND EXPECT ME TO NOT GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED
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Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:24:50 AM
I AM GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH MY BLOOD MONEY
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IM GONNA SPEND IT ON BLOOD
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(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)




IMMA VAMPIRE
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Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:21:14 AM
HOW ABOUT YOU GO GET KICKED IN THE WIDDERSHINS FOR ALL I CARE
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HOW ABOUT YOU GET HANDFASTED TO MY YULE LOG FOR ALL I CARE
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HOW ABOUT YOU GO HAVE A SWEATY PAGAN RITUAL WITH YOUR FAT SEX COVEN FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE
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Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:15:35 AM
WOULD YOU DICKSTEAKS KNOCK IT OFF


MY CATS
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ARE TRYING
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(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)

TO SLEEP
             \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)



they say you shouldn't post on PD while drunk

but I beg to differ
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Don Coyote on October 19, 2010, 05:42:27 PM
Fuck you Cram. :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 19, 2010, 09:29:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:33:28 PM
Yeah I'm POTD'ing myself. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, GENITAL MANDOLINS?

*utter win snipped for brevity*


:mittens:

And earth fell out of me and into my trousers.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on October 20, 2010, 10:23:07 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 20, 2010, 10:26:09 PM
Crams posts are utter win and if

THIS
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:55:57 PM

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

isn't on a valentine's day card, it had damn well better be by next february.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:27:31 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 20, 2010, 10:26:09 PM
Crams posts are utter win and if

THIS
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 08:55:57 PM

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

isn't on a valentine's day card, it had damn well better be by next february.

I am a born romantic.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 20, 2010, 10:30:06 PM
Cram, who the hell is that guy you keep posting, getting larger and larger?

-Twid,
Not very meme savvy
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 10:34:41 PM
He's from one of my favorite music videos of all time, Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden

he's from a series of images I made trying to suggest a horrormirth emote


Quote from: Cramulus on March 25, 2008, 11:35:52 PM
They wouldn't let me bring my medication on the plane!
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College tuition is rising while the quality of education is falling
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         LETS GET DRUNK







the goatse man is wearing a wedding ring!
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At least I don't have cancer
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               \
               yet!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 20, 2010, 11:13:21 PM
I remember seeing that music video for the first time a good long while AFTER I had seen you post those pictures, and being seriously mindfucked. :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 20, 2010, 11:19:27 PM
I'm going to have to rewatch that video. I love that song (used to be into that whole Seattle thing), but don't remember the image.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 20, 2010, 11:27:42 PM
Ok, caught it, lol. That was a very quick image. Makes sense though, you're about the same age I am.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 25, 2010, 10:28:58 AM
Again, not of the day, or even the year but amusing.

Recap; the Pope is dead. We knew becasue they hit him with a silver mallet.

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Felix
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: FelixSilver mallet?  No shit?

They tap him on the head and call his name.  Do it twice more.  If he doesn't respond, he's dead.  That's how it works.

Oh, I thought you meant the mallet as a means to KILL him.  :twisted:

No.  That's what the Cardinal is there for.

Edit; Also let me know if there's somewhere more appropriate to recycle amusing OLD posts.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 02, 2010, 04:13:16 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 03:52:42 AM
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       "PD has a duhsuhse I am the..."



(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4069/drdactly.jpg)
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          "BIKA-CURE!"



(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rKIKWdX8jIc/STL76oNu-_I/AAAAAAAAACI/8m-IueU7YSw/s320/stallone-cobra06.jpg)
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"SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK DR.DACTLYS!"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2010, 09:22:10 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 05, 2010, 01:58:53 AM
Quotesome of these facts are wrong  :evilmad: why? because I felt like it s'why.

Ok.

Sorry Cram. I'm going to ruin your nice and fluffy ghost thread with a buttload of facts.

YEAH.

I kept notes.

Sorry. I'm a collector like that you see.

I swore I would never speak of it again, and the justified elders will be mighty displeased with me, but fuckit here goes. I feel all the noobs and the such need to be aware of this, for their own safety.

Like I said back then it's happened once, it will happen again.

You want to know why there is an subtle anti-magic thing going on here, and why the established posters will have little to do with it, or in some cases even heap scorn upon its very name?

Read on Gentle Reader.

I'll hold your hand through the scary bits.

Might cop a feel too.  :fap:

Waaaaay way back in 2004,  back in the days when space probes to mars did not carry the Goddesses name into the starry night, when Sperm Whales blew up a small but later quite rank part of Taiwan, those were good days. The Passion Of The Payne was the start of it.

But I'm getting all ahead of myself here.

I've been holding in, and actively helping to cover up this shit, for six fucking years now, and its all trying to leap out at once. 200-and-fucking-four. Heh, we all remember the shenanigans with Jolly Regan's Ghost, but that's a tale for another day. If I get done telling this one.

Joey was tanking on TV, so people had little to occupy themselves after Friends stopped running I think. You know me I'll find a theory where there is none nine times out of ten.

But the shit really started to go down about the 11th of September. Was this a significant date? Fuck knows. I'm not a numerologist. Anyway.

Breaking the long taboo on talking of this, has lead me to think, eh, fuck the taboo on never posting PM's either.

The thing that fucking tipped the scales way over into John Keel City, population: Us, was E-C-fucking H. Giddy with the mad power that came with getting hold of PD after all those years, he kinda snapped for a little while. Sorry bro I'm just telling it like it is. I don't know what the fuck he was doing hiking in Mount Athos that day, I don't even like to conjecture, but, that was the crux point of the whole thing.

I got this email

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from: ech@10minitemail.org
subject: What I Did On My Holidays

Heads up Rev. Ignations :D

You'll not fucking BELIEVE who's middle fingerbone I have in my back pocket. I'm gonna carve Kallisti into it and, y'know use it to pick up goth chicks or something. Hell, I got the worlds best cigar tamper if all else fails amirite?

Peace.

ECH

{attached image of freshly skinned finger bone looking all gory and shit. removed for post}


Now, it did not take me long to put two and two together here. But I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt as its all new to about 87% of you. Now, me being of concerned mind at this frankly unfeasible turn of events, as I at this time, am enjoying a nice Holiday in the Scottish highlands, minding my own business bothering trees and the sutchforth, as is my kinky want, so I decide to contact Messiah Payne.

This as it turns out in retrospect just made matters much worse.

Well, IDK if you know, but usually on the 13th of September Messiah Payne takes it upon himself to absorb the sins of the northerly regions of the land of Scott, via the act of Deep-Fried-Transubstantiation & A Nice Pint Possibly A Quick Smoke On The Quiet Later And Who Knows Maybe Even A Kebab Afterwards, and a performance of the Passion Of The Payne. Mel Gibson came to see it in 2003. Fucking plagerist.

Anyway, I digress, the Passion Of The Payne has to be seen to be believed. What that little guy fucking does to himself made my toes curl the one time I went to Pay Great Tribute to the North, I mean .. anyway, I cannot describe it here for legal reasons, as we'd not want our nice hosts to drop us like a hot rock. Yes, its just that bad I cannot even legaly describe its Inner Secrets, and besides I'd not violate a holy trust.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, violating holy trusts.

Well, I showed Payne the email and he immediately came to the same conclusions I had. We had to stop ECH. No matter what the cost. But ECH is the guy who ... he ... fucking one time he killed an entire ocean so hard BP are still to this day jealous yeah?

What the heck are an insane cultist and a Messiah going to do about this shit?

We fucking networked like a pair of mother-fuckers. Payne showed me a way to extract pure Chi from these little tiny mushrooms with a little nipple on the top that grew in this meadow. That was some gooooood Chi.

After that things got a bit hazy, with all the Chi and all.

But we must have gotten things done.

WE MUST HAVE.

Three weeks later, I was in the lock up for indecent relations with a parking bollard, and Payne was acting as my barrister. LSS I got off with a small fine, and community service.

We went to check the mail. Cram had gotten back to us. So had several others. It was dire news. While we had been defending my honour and sweating out the Chi, via use of moar Chi, which is the proper scientifical process, the shit had gone down. And it was bad shit.

Heavy shit.

Hell.

You are here reading this right now.

This shit directly effects you.

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from: professer Cramulus
subj; WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DINGBATS?

He fucking went and did it.

The mad bastard went and did it.

I ... I ... I swallowed my moustache. Sorry guys its too late for you. Check out this link: {link removed}


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from;Rev. Syn
subj;OFUKWEREINTROUBLEZNAO

You pair of SPAGGOTS! Why did you miss the pick up in Venice, that was our last hope to stop Roger's troops from getting the finger back.


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from;BGP
subj;TOUTCH MY BELLY

GO ON RUB IT FOR GOOD LUCK!


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from;Slarti
subj;Forgot my

zarking towel! Shit.

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from;TGRR
subj;HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what you going to do about it? eh? EH? ILL POOMP ON YOU LIKE I POOOMPED ON PARIS!

TGRR ~ fucking up your shit with his hobnailed steel boots on. or kill me?


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from;Ice Cream Van
subj;MAKE MINE A 99 YA BASTARD!

I think were sunk, 23skidoo man. I'm out.


There are at least another fifteen or sixteen of these in the same vein from both sides of that holy war in my stash. What? I'm a devious turncoat yeller limey bastard. You all knew this. Don't look so shocked.

To cut a long story short, I sold out Ice Cream Van and his Timelord Cabal, so I could be here today, typing this to you guys. The guilt still fucks me up over what we did in the end.

ECH had the finger. He had PD. He had also, without my knowledge The Grailie Discordia. So, being of inquiring mind, I wanted to see what the fuck the pd crew were up too.

Turns out they hired Cain, and the PLFPD to hot wire and neuro code the finger direct to the pd.com database, using windows ME and a stripped rj-45, his leet hacking skills, a sheeps heart and 10cc of mouse blood the mad mad bastards installed the finger.

It had to be tested. But no one wanted to hit the button in the end. So, we installed the IP details from the regular PD.com rootkitsweeps, from Ice Cream Van his collegues in the Timelords, and a few random open posters, yeah back in those days pd was none regg, and set up a Schrodinger subset to trigger the switch.

Hoopla provided the paradox, and the n/and/nifnor/pheck gate was my idea.

We set it off. The theory being, that when and if it did go off, the paradox was going to contain the recursions and feedbacks from the internets, as we felt that ASDL speeds at that time would not support the lag. On this point we were sadly mistaken.

I hit the log out button and went on with my life.

Well. Tried to.

See, installing the finger worked too well.

The speeds were not too slow at all. I, uh, mixed up a decimal place a wee bit in the n/and/nifnor/pheck. Only five places or so.

A small error.

The feedback loop was astonishing. As soon as the Timelords cabal was wiped from the very face of the multiverse, the finger, the horrid horrid finger scooped up their souls and sucked them into the PD database.

Scary story huh. Oh yeah. See, remember the feedback?

Well, with all the data degradation that occurred to the database, those poor fuckers must have been in hell. 000 had to come in and help us to segregate them from the SQL inquiries and other user data, and damnit he tried his best to make a pleasing construct for them to live out their days, but graphics were a bit shitty in 2004 even on Trips government funded renderfarm. So he kindly lobotomised them so they would not notice.

What? You'd want the same for you correct?

This brings me to my next point about the feedback. It was fast. It infected the rootkit too. Kinda, escaped a tiny bit. But we were too busy trying to console ourselves by fixing the Timelords. Never did finish that. Poor spags. It was everywhere.

Some time in 2005 it got into 4chan. all the / / went down. From there it took out a lot of porn, a whole lot of porn, then it went from the porn to, well, fuck every fucking where then it came back. its a finger. our finger. we hit the /finger.

Like some sort of high tech monkeys paw that bad bastard fucked us over.

See.

The thing is.

If you have poseted on pd, at all anytime since 2004 its got you.

You, I, all the other posters, all the other people your GASMS and jakes and funny posters have lured here, it got them too. Its got everything. Trip does try his fucking best with Faust and Felix, to help fix up your constructs to live a happy life but, there are so fucking many of you.

And storage space costs money.

We as Discordians blew the last lot on midget hookers and self warming crackpipes if my memory serves correctly.

Were so fucking sorry that the other people you meet in real life don't seem as real as us. It's because they ain't. That world outside, with the fog and the clouds? We added those to save on polygons. Don't believe me, go for a drive in the country somewhere you don't know. You'll see the scenery jitter and loop till it looks kinda familiar again. Adaptive polyshift method. Only remember 150 faces without them all bluring into one? My bad. Saves on disc space see.

think about it for a while.

Hell we even wrote The Matrix for you guys and implanted it into your constructs memory banks, so if you ever thought that such a thing was possible you would automatically discount it based on Hollywood Lies. Shit the toy memes we play with for you here, are dust as to the real memes.

I feel so sorry for you guys. You would love the real world.

If there was one left.

Everyone got fingered.

We only had room on hand for a few.



Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on November 10, 2010, 07:28:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 10, 2010, 07:18:12 AM
The lovely pantsromancer hand painted this beauty for me:
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/4a331c97.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on November 13, 2010, 01:38:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 09:25:41 PM
If you want synchronicity, today a friend and I were having an online discussion about the difference between pork appreciation and gluttony. In the midst of this discussion I went to reply to his last post (having to do with meatloaf) and then realized that it was post #1111 in the sub. On 11/11. A short while later, I looked at the post again and noticed that it was posted at 11:11.

So, guys, I think the signs are clear: Meatloaf in 2011.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 16, 2010, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 01:10:45 PM
ATTACK OF THE MOUSTACHE BANDIT!

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 17, 2010, 01:37:17 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 16, 2010, 08:36:15 PM
I believe the politically correct term is "Sand Eskimos".
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 17, 2010, 03:34:34 AM
Mustache bandit!
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on November 18, 2010, 02:13:49 AM
That is so god damned fantastic. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on December 11, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 11, 2010, 08:45:50 PM
  Now I'm wondering if those criticizing you didn't have a point...


:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2010, 09:08:05 PM
Looks like I was right about the butthurt

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Phox on December 11, 2010, 09:11:38 PM
Thought that was pretty clear when he changed his post while you were in mid-reply?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on December 11, 2010, 10:09:07 PM
Or something like that
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 12, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 10, 2010, 01:21:57 PM
We're all hispters now.

No, wait, we're all emo kids.  Or are we all anarchists?  Environmentalists.  We are all Christine O'Donnell.  And Time Person of the Year 2006.  We are being all that we can be.  We believe we can make a difference.  We're all in this together.  We all live in a Yellow Submarine.  We're all going on a summer holiday.  We are family, I got all my sisters with me.  We are sorry, but no lines are available to take your call at this time.  We are the champions, my friends.  We are sorry, but Windows has suffered an unidentified problem and has had to close this program.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 12, 2010, 10:03:33 PM
 :lol:

that's good
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2010, 05:09:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 16, 2010, 05:06:34 PM
If that were my ass strapped to that lampshade I would want it on a traveling display so people would never forget. Ever.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 17, 2010, 05:01:06 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 16, 2010, 03:59:54 PM
To me, it looks like this:

There are things in the experiential universe that haven't been explained yet (Weird Shit™1).
There are things that happen in the experiential universe that don't make sense to me, in terms of how I think the universe usually works (Weird Shit™2).
The human brain can experience so-called "trancendental" states of conciousness (Weird Shit™3).

Religions, in my view, tend to take Weird Shit™3 and Weird Shit™2, combine them to prove the existence of a powerful placeholder label, which then allows them to explain Weird Shit™1.

I personally don't think you need to have "god" in there.  It's just a lot of Weird Shit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 17, 2010, 07:32:07 AM
LMNO= super genius philosopher without all the uppity pretentiousness and ugly.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on December 30, 2010, 02:56:07 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 29, 2010, 10:05:04 PM
North American Trouser Rat

An oddly xenophobic yet parasitic species, these rats only live in cold ditches, or firmly nested inside the pants of any pant-wearign species.  The trouser rat abhors people, however, and will only approach them with the bare minimum required grace, cunning, or stealth to get into their pants.  Once there, it will be far from sated, and still bitch constantly abut the pants it is inhabiting.  Outside of pants, it will likewise complain ceaselessly about its desire to get into pants.  Removal is best achieved by a swift kick to the ass, having a fucking spine and telling the rat off, or in extreme cases, restraining orders. 

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on January 06, 2011, 01:55:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2011, 12:57:45 AM
FACT:  THE GREAT FLU EPIDEMIC OF 1918, WHICH KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN ANY OTHER SINGLE EPIDEMIC OCCURANCE, WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF PEOPLE HAD ECHINACEA.



The Good Reverend Roger: Telling it like it is.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2011, 04:19:19 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 06, 2011, 01:55:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2011, 12:57:45 AM
FACT:  THE GREAT FLU EPIDEMIC OF 1918, WHICH KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN ANY OTHER SINGLE EPIDEMIC OCCURANCE, WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF PEOPLE HAD ECHINACEA.



The Good Reverend Roger: Telling it like it is.

:lulz:

That's what we Holy MenTM DO.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 07:52:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 12, 2011, 05:57:52 PM
okay so trying this again...

My Legally Designated Day of Being Allowed To Drink Alcohol occurs in July of this year, which means I will be of age by the time Day of Discord August 23rd, 2011 rolls around.

So, what sort of cocktail should I anticipate on that day?

On that day, you need one of these:

"Cainad's Virginity"

1 Part Smirnoff Vodka
1 Part Cuervo 1800 Gold
1 Part Apple Juice
1 Part Cranberry Juice
Splash Ginger Ale for fizz
Splash Rose's Lime



Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jasper on January 12, 2011, 11:30:47 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 25, 2010, 10:28:58 AM
Again, not of the day, or even the year but amusing.

Recap; the Pope is dead. We knew becasue they hit him with a silver mallet.

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Felix
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: FelixSilver mallet?  No shit?

They tap him on the head and call his name.  Do it twice more.  If he doesn't respond, he's dead.  That's how it works.

Oh, I thought you meant the mallet as a means to KILL him.  :twisted:

No.  That's what the Cardinal is there for.

Edit; Also let me know if there's somewhere more appropriate to recycle amusing OLD posts.

Wow.  Where the fuck did you find that?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on January 14, 2011, 11:38:32 PM
Buried in Apple Talk, before a few hundred threads went missing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on January 18, 2011, 07:12:49 PM
Oh how I miss Eric.

Oh wait... no I don't. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 25, 2011, 11:18:35 PM
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Quote from: Sigmatic on January 25, 2011, 01:22:49 AM
So it's not just me.  I could really go for a bag of Dick's right now.

Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 25, 2011, 01:30:16 AM
Unfortunately, the truth about Sigmatic's strange craving for Dick's is that it isn't homosexual.

It's downright horrifying: http://i.imgur.com/RWbpN.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/RWbpN.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on January 28, 2011, 09:05:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2011, 05:36:43 PM
Well, I've decided, "enough is enough", and I'm building an art detector.

TGRR,
Protecting mankind from poker-playing dogs.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on January 28, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on January 31, 2011, 09:39:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2011, 09:31:30 PM
I think I've found a way to express what I've been trying to say.

If you want to know how the universe works, ask a physicist, not a priest.

If you want to know how the economy works, ask a crack dealer, not an economist.

If you want to know how people work, ask the guy who takes care of the monkeys at the zoo, not a psychologist.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2011, 01:26:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 04, 2011, 12:37:19 AM
If you use gold to gild an article, the article can be described as being "Gilt".  Gilding Gilt is, indeed just a thin layer of Gold,  So Gilt Gold is the same as Gilded Gilt.  Neither are Gilled.
And no, the phrase "the guild of gilled gilt gild gold?" is not proper.  "Gild" is being used here as a verb, the wrong tense is being used, it should be  "gilded".  And you can't gild gold, that would be "Engoldening", and frankly, pointless. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2011, 04:21:12 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 04, 2011, 04:11:31 PM
Many claims are made about the ferocity of curries eaten, but in the main they are difficult to substantiate. The hottest verifyable curry eaten was a XXXHot Chicken Murg Thaal with extra chilies consumed by Mr Colin Cuntbubble, (GB) at the Bengal Tiger Restaurant, Shoreditch, London, on 23rd December 1986. The curry was reportedly so hot that between kitchen and table it burst into flames, singing the waiter's eyebrows. Nevertheless, Mr Cuntbubble cleared his plate in 26 minutes flat, then ate an extra Nan-bread to "flesh it out" as he put it.

The following Lunchtime. Mr Cuntbubble also made the record books for
the largest and most catastrophic flatulence based self evisceration . 
In the car park of the Dog and Duck, on the morning of 24th December 1986, suffering from terrible Delhi belly, Mr Cuntbubble carefully attempted to rattle one out whilst bending over to pick up his car keys, but much to the horror of his poor Wife, Vaginika Cuntbubble, (And the the amusement of the rest of the Dog and Duck's Shove Ha'penny" team|)the unexpected peristaltic ferocity of his fart, forced his entire alimentary tract, out of his arse, entangling it almost inextricably with a rotary washing line and a Postman's bicycle. 

Attending firemen had to hose down his smoking tripes for almost three hours with Stella Artois, before Paramedics, equipped with breathing apparatus could begin the process of pushing them back up, using the soapy end of a 1978 Vauxhall Viva gearstick.

"I knew almost straight away that I had miscalculated" said Mr Cuntbubble recovering in his Hospital bed on Christmas Day,
   "But I thought I'd get away with a cludgy shart, maybe a finger of fudge at the very worst." He said. 
"I was horrified when all 28 feet of both intestines, came flaring out of my jacksy, like a Clown's Hanky!"
"Ripped the arse right out of my best jeans too!"

Mr Saheed Kalabindustanadid owner of the Bengal Tiger Restaurant was unavailable for comment, but had an enigmatic, self satisfied smile all across his face, that lasted until New Years eve.




Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: Telarus on February 10, 2011, 08:47:23 PM
My google-fu is great, and I tracked down my origional source in some LiveJournal Discordspag group I started:

.....alfedenzo wrote.....

I've managed to find a version via the Way Back machine: Only use the Eschatron 9000 if you're really, really serious about destroying the world. (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112064820/http://www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/eschatron.jpg)

This is how the world will end: not with a bang, but with fire (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112054035/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/fire.jpg), wind (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112065927/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/tornado.jpg), water (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112065927/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/sinking.jpg), meat (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112063506/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/meat.jpg), cute girls shooting lasers from her eyes (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112051509/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/lasereyes.jpg), nukes (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112062835/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/nuke.jpg), horses (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112055157/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/horses.jpg), and the FSM (http://web.archive.org/web/20060112064154/www.thetoiletonline.com/page73/crystal/eschaton/fsm.jpg).
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on February 11, 2011, 06:02:30 AM
 :lol: sweet
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 03:25:21 AM
One day they will find me standing atop a pile of shattered electronics, corpses, and office furniture.  Blood and feces, sweat and tears replacing the pale blue walls and worn tile.  Bits of people will fill the spaces where the grout has come loose over the years.  I'll be atop that mountain, calmly, deeply breathing, sensing their presence.

Ambulances will have gone unheeded for the 12 minutes since "the incident" began.  Their drivers' voices falling on the dead silence of the space, its television now a part of that gruesome throne.  And after the shouting, after the yelling and the vomiting and the fear.  After the shrieking and the horror they will ask me. They will ask me why I fucking did it.

And I will tell them, "Some motherfucker keeps paperclipping the manilla folders closed."

And I will be at peace.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on February 11, 2011, 04:43:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 11, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
You know when you're having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you pull out too far, and then when you slam it back home your aim is off and the tip jams into her un-lubed asshole, and she screams and clamps down, and your dick bends almost in half, bruising your urethra, ruining the next three weeks of your life?



That's called, "Doing a Cramulus".
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 11, 2011, 05:12:29 PM
 :spit:


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2011, 07:33:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2011, 06:18:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2011, 06:17:51 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 14, 2011, 06:08:12 PM
So yeah, seeing more people get involved - even if it's in a superficial way for now, re-tweeting the latest false rumour - is moving in the right direction.

No, it isn't.  That isn't "getting involved", that's called "fucking off".

The Egypt thing didn't happen all because of Twitter and Facebook.  That stuff would've been meaningless, without the human fuel, the motivation, behind it.  Twitter and Facebook were fine for setting up times and spreading information, but the actual fuel for that motivation was that the Egyptians said enough was enough and it was time to get OUT OF THE HOUSE and onto the street.

If our youth come away with the message that they can be part of a revolution without leaving their basement, then we're hopelessly screwed for at least the next generation or two.   

Roger and 3 other people like this comment.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 01, 2011, 06:29:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 01, 2011, 06:01:41 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:00:50 PM
Fucking...  Ugh.  I hope I die on a January.

I was hoping to die while fu... Um... Nevermind.


Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
I keep hearing women say that. But do they ever think of how the guy would feel?

...

The answer is that he would feel like Zeus.  He would tell people at bars, a glint of pride in his eyes.



Quote from: Richter on March 01, 2011, 06:23:46 PM

"SO I'm banging this nymph.  Well, actually it was three nymphs.  Not to brag or anything, it jsut kind of worked out that one time.  ANYWAYS, this one nymph, she's going at it like a freaking dirty milkmaid, and accidentally keels over and dies on top of me, this idiot smile on her face.  I've heard this happens to nymphs.  Somethign about the wrong diet and too much tiem spent as a tree, hardens the arteries if they don't take care of themselves, really terrible.  Buy yeah man, she freakin' dies right there on top of me.

I'm kind of like 'Oh fuck.'.  she died happy and all, but it's totally going to spoil the mood.  Then I remember I'm a GOD, right?  Zeus here for crying out loud.  I got this shit.  So I turn her into pure dark chocolate. 

Her friends are a little spooked, but then they get into this.  One starts nibbling on her ear, the other goes downtown, so to speak, so I'm jsut like:  'Wait!  Where's the cream filling??!'

Off the hook I tell yeah, good times."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
today: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=2.0

BAMWAM
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 03, 2011, 11:27:47 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 03, 2011, 10:31:54 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 09:52:26 PM
Yeah, but this guy on this other forum says the complete opposite, so I get to choose to go with his theory.

Some guy on that other forum is trying to get you run over by a train.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Luna on March 05, 2011, 10:28:35 PM
"I dare say, I can shake it like a polaroid picture."  - Ricther
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on March 06, 2011, 01:20:03 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 05, 2011, 04:18:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 03:43:41 PM
The U.S. Army Wednesday notified Pfc. Bradley Manning, a prime suspect in the WikiLeaks case, that he now faces 22 more charges in connection with allegedly downloading secret information from computers in Iraq.

The most serious new charge alleges that he aided the enemy by making this information public. That charge is punishable by death. A news release from the Army said the prosecution team "has notified the defense that the prosecution will not recommend the death penalty," but technically it is up to the commander overseeing the case to make the final decision about the death penalty.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/02/wikileaks.suspect/index.html?hpt=T2

This guy will never be free for the rest of his life.

So it turns out that leaking diplomatic cables in fact did put some soldier's life in danger.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on March 16, 2011, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 15, 2011, 02:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:45:52 PMI think you both have your heads up your arses.

Palin couldn't be that much worse, and she'd be a hell of a lot funnier.

Obama's jokes were funnier when the other guy did them.

The good thing about you electing the Smiler is that at least now it's crystal clear you get fucked both ways.

If McCain had won, a fuckload of semi intelligent people, and I suspect quite a few of our own would have still believed "we wouldn't be in as big of a mess if Obama had won".

Crushing those beliefs might just have been worth 4 years of slightly lower quality jokes.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 31, 2011, 09:12:11 AM
[0:50] sydneyelisetaylor: blockhead's in his batcave, lives with a pile of chairs -noonward
[0:50] spoonful: wdjkals: posting from a bunker
[0:50] keshafan4lyfe: lol
[0:50] sydneyelisetaylor: going day by day by selling chairs -noonward
[0:51] spoonful: and sitting in them
[0:51] sydneyelisetaylor: like his father before him he was a chair salesman
[0:51] spoonful: another day another chair
[0:51] sydneyelisetaylor: he once went up to abraham lincoln and said ill sit in that chair
[0:51] sydneyelisetaylor: and abraham lincoln smiled and shed a single tear
[0:51] sydneyelisetaylor: and so america was founded on that fateful day
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 01, 2011, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 27, 2011, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 27, 2011, 04:49:01 PM
It times past, people used to write letters to each other and send them by mail. That was pretty time-delayed...

TRUE

         However, letters are not only romantic, even in a platonic environment, but letter writing allows for much more determination, as well as thoughtfulness in a response. Currently, we may say that the paper, the stamp, the U.S.P.S. handling, is all an environmental waste, in regards to sending a letter, but "back in the day", wasn't that exactly the point? One scribed the words, physically, themselves, onto a piece of the real world (paper) and everything about the process was an extension of the human element.

NOW A DAYS,

         when I receive a text from you, I'm not always convinced that you even meant it for me, or that YOUR PHONE perhaps, sent it for no reason other than someone grabbed your ass and therefore whatever last log you entered flew out to the world like a digital fart
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on April 05, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 05, 2011, 08:30:44 AM
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Wolf shmulf!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 18, 2011, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 17, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 16, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
Who the hell is giggles, anyway?

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.

Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat.

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue.

Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks horizontally.

Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells.

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic.

Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds.

Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs.

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees.

Some say that he's terrified of ducks, and that there's an airport in Russia named after him.

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that where ever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight.

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground.

Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days.

Some say he can swim seven lengths under water, and he has webbed buttocks.

Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark.

Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with Mol.

Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Donald Trump.

Some say his ears have a paisley lining, and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest.

Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch.

Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else, he realized that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs.

Some say that if you lick his chest, it tastes exactly the same as marmite, and that he was once arrested for goosing Russell Brand.

Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve.

Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our admins rigged his profile, he now has a new name.

Some say that he's banned from the town of Roswell, and that in a recent late-night deal, he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh.

Some say he's seen The Lion King 1780 times, and that his second best friend is a cape buffalo.

Some say that to unlock him, you have to run your finger down his face, and that if he was getting divorced from Paul McCartney, he'd keep his stupid whiney mouth shut.

Some say that he knows 2 facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. And that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced Her Majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist.

Some say that when he slows down brake lights come on in his buttocks, and that he thought Star Wars was a documentary.

Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples, and that he thinks that "credit-crunch" is some kind of a breakfast cereal.

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face.

Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.

Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine.

Some say his favourite ever song is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward, and that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material.

Some say one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady, and that he invented November.

.....All we know is, he's called GIGGLES.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2011, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2011, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 17, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 16, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
Who the hell is giggles, anyway?

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.

Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat.

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue.

Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks horizontally.

Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells.

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic.

Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds.

Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs.

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees.

Some say that he's terrified of ducks, and that there's an airport in Russia named after him.

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that where ever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight.

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground.

Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days.

Some say he can swim seven lengths under water, and he has webbed buttocks.

Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark.

Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with Mol.

Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Donald Trump.

Some say his ears have a paisley lining, and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest.

Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch.

Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else, he realized that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs.

Some say that if you lick his chest, it tastes exactly the same as marmite, and that he was once arrested for goosing Russell Brand.

Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve.

Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our admins rigged his profile, he now has a new name.

Some say that he's banned from the town of Roswell, and that in a recent late-night deal, he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh.

Some say he's seen The Lion King 1780 times, and that his second best friend is a cape buffalo.

Some say that to unlock him, you have to run your finger down his face, and that if he was getting divorced from Paul McCartney, he'd keep his stupid whiney mouth shut.

Some say that he knows 2 facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. And that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced Her Majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist.

Some say that when he slows down brake lights come on in his buttocks, and that he thought Star Wars was a documentary.

Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples, and that he thinks that "credit-crunch" is some kind of a breakfast cereal.

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face.

Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.

Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine.

Some say his favourite ever song is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward, and that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material.

Some say one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady, and that he invented November.

.....All we know is, he's called GIGGLES.

This actually may be my favorite post of all time.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on April 26, 2011, 04:57:37 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 26, 2011, 04:47:36 PM
Best song for making sexytime take up ENTIRE ALBUM.

Is Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed, and whenever Enrico hear it he must make wild carnal love to something is near.  Tim Gunn still will not forgive Enrico for what he do to his leather sofa.  Is not Enrico fault, though, he tell him about Metal Machine Music before, and yet still play it.  Is why?

And.  Also.

Why peoples need to go for month and month as celibate when Enrico is always available?  He has even been take penisillin.  Is nice.


Eh Suu?  Eh?  Eh Freeky?  Eh?

And Nigel.  Hello Nigel.

And Remington. Helloooo Remington. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2011, 05:03:35 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2011, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2011, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 17, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 16, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
Who the hell is giggles, anyway?

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.

Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat.

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue.

Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks horizontally.

Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells.

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic.

Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds.

Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs.

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees.

Some say that he's terrified of ducks, and that there's an airport in Russia named after him.

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that where ever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight.

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground.

Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days.

Some say he can swim seven lengths under water, and he has webbed buttocks.

Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark.

Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with Mol.

Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Donald Trump.

Some say his ears have a paisley lining, and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest.

Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch.

Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else, he realized that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs.

Some say that if you lick his chest, it tastes exactly the same as marmite, and that he was once arrested for goosing Russell Brand.

Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve.

Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our admins rigged his profile, he now has a new name.

Some say that he's banned from the town of Roswell, and that in a recent late-night deal, he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh.

Some say he's seen The Lion King 1780 times, and that his second best friend is a cape buffalo.

Some say that to unlock him, you have to run your finger down his face, and that if he was getting divorced from Paul McCartney, he'd keep his stupid whiney mouth shut.

Some say that he knows 2 facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. And that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced Her Majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist.

Some say that when he slows down brake lights come on in his buttocks, and that he thought Star Wars was a documentary.

Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples, and that he thinks that "credit-crunch" is some kind of a breakfast cereal.

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face.

Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.

Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine.

Some say his favourite ever song is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward, and that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material.

Some say one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady, and that he invented November.

.....All we know is, he's called GIGGLES.

This actually may be my favorite post of all time.
GIGGLES HAS ANAL WARTS THE SIZE OF TENNIS BALLS, PLEASE HELP HIM
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2011, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 05:12:58 PM
Power corrupts

absolute power corrupts absolutely

but a small meaningless amount of power corrupts in a never-ending waterfall of lulz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on May 05, 2011, 04:30:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 04:28:49 PM
0500 - Alarm goes off.  Scream something about how "they're all bastards", hit snooze.

0518 - Stagger out of bed, get coffee, shower, shave head, get dressed.

0545 - Grab lunch box and get in car.

0545 -> 0630 - RAGE RAGE RAGE

0630 - Print work orders for the day, smoke a cheap cigar.  Seethe.

0700 - Hand out work orders.

0730 - Morning staff meeting.  Seethe some more.  Say something wildly inappropriate.

0815 - Bugger off to office, do paperwork.  Seethe.

0900 - Break time.  Sit in my office and hate.

0930 - Pointless meetings.  More seething.

1200 - Lunch.  Catch up on what the crew is doing.

1350 - Pointless meeting #2.  Project mind bullets at everyone.

1430 - Pointless meeting #3.  Lose shit.

1510 - Pointless meeting #4.  Fake my own death.

1530 - End of workday.  Meeting still going.

1600 - Leave work, leave horrible messages on people's VM on the way home.

1645 - Arrive home.  Eat.

1700 - Scream at golphers while on treadmill.

1800 - Get on internet, troll everyone I can get my hands on.

1845 - Get some work done on campaign, or write awful letters to people.

1930 - PILLZ HERE.  Read book.

TBD - Fall asleep.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on May 25, 2011, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 25, 2011, 04:59:34 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 25, 2011, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 25, 2011, 04:51:57 PM
Who still uses CDs these days?

Dude, my car has a tape deck in it.

SEEMS SILLY TO BURN A CD TO USE IN A TAPE DECK, COYOTE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 09, 2011, 06:42:56 PM
Quote from: Madigan T Nubilous on June 09, 2011, 06:24:08 PM
Quote from: Slyph on June 09, 2011, 07:02:48 AM
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I thought I recognized that face...

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 13, 2011, 01:20:32 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 17, 2011, 06:11:28 AM
Trolling trophies:

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 16, 2011, 11:25:03 AM
Snakey just fucked up.

(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/7118/snakeman.jpg)

hxxp://rampant-griffon.net/spiritualcrossroads/index.php?topic=148.msg2640;topicseen#new



:lulz: He's such a dumbass.
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 18, 2011, 01:58:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2011, 05:31:18 PM
In some ways, this is actually kinda sad.  If you ignore the news and read the Wikileaks cables, it looks like Ahmadinejad's faction were actually the modernisers in the regime.  Not wonderful ones, of course, but politics is so often a case of honourable men upholding hideous systems and unpleasant revolutionaries attempting to change them.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on June 26, 2011, 11:49:01 PM
Quote from: leln on June 26, 2011, 11:30:42 PM
I broke down an bought a Kindle today. After half an hour with Project Gutenberg I've already paid for the damn thing and have an enormous intellectual boner. Am I going to go to hell for this?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on June 28, 2011, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Black Hat Guy on June 28, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
You know how utterly depressing it is to be in the 21st century, in a first world nation that used to run a quarter of the planet, arguing with someone else in another first world nation that used to put people on the moon, about whether magic works or not?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 28, 2011, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Black Hat Guy on June 28, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
You know how utterly depressing it is to be in the 21st century, in a first world nation that used to run a quarter of the planet, arguing with someone else in another first world nation that used to put people on the moon, about whether magic works or not?

:mittens:

Just saw & responded to that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 28, 2011, 07:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 28, 2011, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Black Hat Guy on June 28, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
You know how utterly depressing it is to be in the 21st century, in a first world nation that used to run a quarter of the planet, arguing with someone else in another first world nation that used to put people on the moon, about whether magic works or not?

Holy shit.  I want to spraypaint that on everything.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on June 28, 2011, 11:30:02 PM
:mittens: Saw it on WK's forum, reposted to FB.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on June 30, 2011, 03:19:14 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2011, 04:20:11 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Idem on June 30, 2011, 10:26:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 28, 2011, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Black Hat Guy on June 28, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
You know how utterly depressing it is to be in the 21st century, in a first world nation that used to run a quarter of the planet, arguing with someone else in another first world nation that used to put people on the moon, about whether magic works or not?
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:03:20 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 30, 2011, 03:19:14 PM
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lol, yeah, I remembered that one last night, which is why I ended up bumping the thread

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 03:00:51 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 05, 2011, 02:13:30 AM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 13, 2011, 05:52:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 13, 2011, 12:38:23 PM
This is the cancer at the heart of news reporting.  Not "libertard/conservatard media bias" (barring FOX), not "the manufacturing of consent" and not even evil reptilian shapeshifters from the 4th dimension trying to keep Teh People down.

Nick Davies, who is currently ripping Rupert Murdoch and News International a new asshole over the phone-hacking scandal, lays this all out quite clearly in his book Flat Earth News, published way back in 2007.

The problem comes down to this: news is a business.  In the past, making a profit was an acceptable, nay, good business practice.  Nowadays, you have to bring back increasing profits every financial quarter.

What this means is, is that you have to do more work than ever, relying on less people than ever, shifting more stories than ever.  You're instantly reacting, instantly passing along the key information, writing it up and getting it on the screen and on the website.  And you gotta do it, in many cases, in 10 minutes or less.  No time for introspection.  No time for fact-checking - just trust the newswire and whoever their source is, even though newswires openly state they do not undertake fact-checking of any kind.  Don't follow-up, or do an in depth report - you've got another 15000 stories pilling up in your inbox!

So you gotta grab market share.  That means you have to make the news stories dumb.  You've gotta pander to this view of the "stereotypical, average viewer", which is often an offensive atrocity in and of itself.  You gotta slot the story into neat little worldviews.

You end up telling people what they want to hear, rather than what people actually need to know, because, as Kai says, people love white sugar, not nutritionally balanced diets.

And all this allows the news to be manipulated by people who are politically motivated, who are passing disinformation down the line, who are looking to make a buck off your ignorance.  Newswire gets a story from an "anonymous White House source".  They write it up.  They pass it along the line.  The newspapers pick it up uncritically and published it.  Did anyone check the source's information, whether or not this source has a history of passing along good, solid information, whether they're a political appointee with an axe to grind?  Fuck no.  And that's how you end up slipping in bullshit about WMDs and fictitious terrorists into the mainstream media and thus nationa consciousness.

Throw into the mix a politically motivated station who uses controversy and inflammatory tactics to drive up their viewer numbers, and you have the Perfect Storm of Media Dumbassery.  They're chasing numbers, that's all.  Newspaper sales and viewers.  They'll do whatever it takes to get them because that's what brings in that quarterly growth.  And if they have to ape the tactics of a station that is patently a political disinfo outlet to do it, they will.

CREAM, baby, is what explains the media.  Understand the business model, understand the game.

Cain ... cutting through the bullshit, as ever!

ETA: change the words "news" and "story" to "media" and you expand the scope  8)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on July 17, 2011, 07:58:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on July 30, 2011, 04:07:18 PM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 30, 2011, 09:21:50 AM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 08:20:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:41:53 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 25, 2011, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:33:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 24, 2011, 08:07:52 PM
Yes, that last paragraph is the ultimate in importance--when they have something to gain.

In other words, their perception of gain and loss seems to harken back to the colonial times, where as the US and UK are clinging to a more, uh, "modern," esoteric form of "gain."  One that politicos can only GUESS at the real-time worth of--because so much of it is just hope and bullshit.

Balls.  Every war America gets into has to do with monetary gain for our corporations.  Every single one.

Sshhhhh.  You know what happens when that sort of truth gets out, Rog.

Everyone sort of farts a bit, and goes on with their day?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on August 29, 2011, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 29, 2011, 05:06:37 PM
He lives.

Also, Bachmann is a tool-box.

She is the ANNOINTED OF GOD, you filthy heathen.  Vote for her, or God will knock over more of your lawn chairs.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on September 27, 2011, 08:01:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 27, 2011, 06:16:24 PM
Quote from: Jasper on September 27, 2011, 06:15:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 27, 2011, 06:11:33 PM

Dude, we got to distract the women in Doks life for a few hours while he makes this a reality.

It's a spiritual duty.

How the hell are we gonna do that?  They're not like the reasonable, even tempered women I'm used to.

Right, you wear the gimp suit, I'll wear the naughty nursey outfit, and we'll do the safety dance.

Bring lots of water. Wearing a gimp suit in Arizona is srs bznz.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on October 03, 2011, 08:01:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2011, 07:47:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 03, 2011, 07:45:37 PM
Jaime, Alex, Tiffany and 7 more of your friends like VIOLENT REVOLUTION.

But are NOT ATTENDING.

:lulz:


Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on October 04, 2011, 06:22:03 AM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on October 14, 2011, 01:35:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2011, 01:29:33 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on October 14, 2011, 12:45:40 PM
I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy) 

Shut up you fucking piece of dumbass shit infected toenail scrapings, I don't want to hear another WORD from your pathetic excuse for a voicehole except for a very clear piece by piece ESSAY on why that "bell curve" remark of you was absolutely the most dumbest thing EVER.

I don't give a flying fuck about your alcohol problems, if you think you shouldn't have written that explain us WORD for fucking WORD why it was wrong. None of that "uhh alcohol ooh uhhh" bullshit excuses.

Just do your own fucking research for a change, you idiot.

Quote from: Disco Pickle on October 14, 2011, 01:07:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 14, 2011, 01:01:05 PM
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I don't understand it, but it's made me laugh every time I've seen it today. 

Link to the original thread?  Is it in the bar somewhere?

NO YOU MISSHAPEN TURD FAILURE

YOU GET NO FUN UNTIL YOU DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK

1. ESSAY ON BELL CURVE AND HOW IT APPLIES TO INCOME DISTRIBUTION
2. CAT PENIS
3. ????
4. EAT 5 TONNES OF PICKLES, DIE FROM STOMACH BURN

Good Luck!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 11, 2011, 08:11:31 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2011, 06:51:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 12, 2011, 06:48:26 PM
The legislator's office would be a better place to leave the anarchists.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Jenne on November 16, 2011, 07:27:55 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.

If Kai was a furry, you'd totally get eaten in the yiff pile.

If Twid was a furry, he'd be a leprechaun. A gay leprechaun.

If Hustle was a furry, he'd accidentally the whole atlantic with supra-whale semen.

If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

If Coyote was a furry, he'd call himself Man. He's an enigma like that.

If Charley was a furry, he'd probably be quite good at it.

If Cram was afurry, he'd wear a fake fursuit.

If TTM was a furry, he'd be illegal in all 50 states, not just the lower 48.

if AKK was a furry, he'd be an alley cat and he'd have a record deal by now.

If Aini was a furry she'd be a black swan. No wait, she'd be a cat or neko or whatever the fuck it was.

If Anna Mae Bollocks was a furry, people would begin to wish Dubya was still president.

If BadBeast was a furry, he could stop being the Beast of Bodmin for a while and let someone else have a go.

If Paes was a furry, he would be bred into the natural sheep population of New Zealand to form slightly less boring sheep.

IF BGP WAS A FURRY IT WOULD BE MOST UNHELLO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO

If Cain was a furry he'd be the horse from Animal Farm.

If Cainad was a furry, he'd be sniffing the glue they made out of Cain.

If cavehamster was a furry, I'd think he was a pretty cool furry. He'd run in wheels and doesn’t afraid of anything.

If chef was a furry, he would advise people to bring a baggie for their fangs, and he'd BE the teddy for their ghetto shrine.

if Cuddlefish was a furry, his name would be a verb.

If Da6s was a furry, he would be worshipped in backwater hamlets all through the Pennines.

If Dalek was a furry, the party in his pance would migrate all through his fursuit, and he'd die within seconds.

If Darth Cupcake was a furry, she'd still be gone :cry:

If Demolition_Squid was a furry, everyone else would be forced to go the level beyond furry to ostracise him.

If Disco Pickle was a furry, he'd have to be wolf. No funny reason. He'd just be a wolf. An asshole wolf. Asshole.

If Dok Howl was a furry, he'd immediately construct an upgraded exoskeleton and fuck the biggest thing he could find to death.

If Phox was a furry, she'd have to wear a human face. Being human IS furry to her.

If James Semaj was a furry, he'd be a complete C.Woc

If E.O.T. was a furry, there would be no point to it anymore. The world would automatically suicide via vulcanism.

If EoC was a furry, people would just assume that things had gone very very wrong in the circus as Clown Eating Hate Sex became all the rage.

If Efrim was a furry, he'd still be a bad ass hippy.

If Emo Howard was a furry, he'd be Eeyore.

If Enki was a furry, we'd have to send him back in time to properly inspire The Epic of Gilgamesh

If Enrico was a furry, people would hardly be able to tell the difference.

If Faust was a furry, he'd be a gay leprechaun too. He'd be a top though.

If GIGGLES was a furry, he'd be a swarm of angry hornets flying in phallus formation.

If Hoopla was a furry, no matter what kind, people would mistake him for a Koala.

If Hunter S. Durden was a furry, he'd be a rabid battle llama.

If Iason was a furry, Indiana would commemorate the most exciting thing to happen to their state ever with a public holiday.

If Iptuous was a furry, he'd win best dog in show at crufts for the rest of his unnatural disgusting life.

If Jenne was a furry, all of PD would go to jail for very long time. We wouldn't be able to help ourselves.

If Joh'Nyx was a furry, he'd be a toy poodle.

If Khara was a furry, she'd be composed mostly of alluring, lingerie clad tentacles.

If Leln was a furry, she'd never leave the house again.

If LMNO was a furry, he'd.... Wait? IF?

If Madigan T Nubilous was a furry, he would fap so hard it'd make people think of Noahs Ark, where Noah just fed them Viagra instead of food.

If Nast was a furry, he'd be.... uh.... A MOUSE.

If Navkat was a furry she'd fucking everybody. In a good way though.

If Nigel was a furry, people would call it art and everyone was really a furry would have to go do something else.

If NoLeDeMiel was a furry, it might make people notice him more.

If P3nT was a furry, Falkirk would be declared a disaster area. It is anyway, but it'd be official

If Pixie was a furry, I'd totally be a furry too. I'd probably have no choice at all in the matter mind you.

If Pterodactyl Handler was a furry, he'd be redundant.

If Regret was a furry, he'd only join in to snake yiff piles.

If Remington was a furry, it would cause a brief news sensation in North Korea.

If Richter was a furry, he'd be a rancor.

If RWHN was a furry, people would pet him but he'd never get any.

If Freeky was a furry, people would merely blame Tucson and shake their head. She could get away with murder with that excuse yanno.

If GARBO was a furry, she'd be a furry handcuffs.

If Sepia was a furry, he'd be an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.

If ShoeEars was a furry, he/she couldn't have asked for better advice than getting Roger to do his/her personals ad.

If Squiddy was a furry, she'd probably get confused for her cat and be driven mad by people saying SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PENIS

If SisterFracture was a furry, she'd bend yuor space/time. Again.

If Suu was a furry she'd accidentally herself among the mothballs.

If Telarus was a furry, no one would take it seriously.

If That Green Gentleman was a furry, she'd be the Cat with the Hatchet

If The Wisdom Cube was a furry, it's Other Fursuit would be a Porsche.

If Triple Zero was a furry, you'd be choking on tribble cum dribble by lunchtime.

If Fred was a Furry, she'd be released by a madman who would then kill himself and she'd go on a rampage with her exotic friends until taken down by the cops.




Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Kai on November 18, 2011, 12:17:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 11:56:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 17, 2011, 11:19:43 PM
OMG YOU JUST REINVENTED THE RED QUEEN HYPOTHESIS :lol:

I WILL NOT BOTHER TO LOOK THAT UP, BUT I WILL CALL MY BRILLIANT NEW HYPOTHESIS "THE NIGEL SPECULATION" AND GET IT PUBLISHED. MAYBE IF I THROW IN SOME MISOGYNY NATURE WILL TAKE IT.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 22, 2011, 05:37:41 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 22, 2011, 03:33:02 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 22, 2011, 03:06:16 AM
Back to the OP - yeah, definitely true.  The "changing of context" totally blows away your short term memory.

One thing that I've tried is pausing and sticking my arm through the doorway to bridge the space between the two room before walking through.  Doing Room A => Room A & B => Room B seems less jarring that just going to Room B cold turkey.
yes.
as the workplace is a context where short term memory is of vital importance, i make it a habit of pantomiming that i'm slowly pushing my way through a gelatinous barrier whenever i walk through a door.
it seems to work well in any context, as i have successfully employed this technique at each of the 14 workplaces i've had this past year.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 05, 2011, 04:18:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 03:58:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2011, 03:57:52 PM
HOW THE FUCK DOES FILTHY ASSISTANT STILL HAVE A JOB?!

Because this isn't a job, Suu, it's an afterlife.  MY afterlife. 

Because I was bad.

That makes a remarkable amount of sense, from what you've told us.

Yeah, well, it turns out you CAN communicate from the afterlife, but you aren't allowed to call a lawyer.

But's okay, really.  They make pretty good benzos in the afterlife, and I can just sit here and feel my bones melt and my bits sag, and tell you folks all about it.  Because misery loves company, and all these Tucsonans are already my company, as the cops stand around looking ill and the EMTs are smoking cigarettes and waiting for the wrecker.  We're having a ball, really, it's one hell of a party, and we don't go near the storm drains, no. 

Because Jesus don't save the guys in The City of Tucson. 

And one day, your grandchildren's grandchildren will log onto what will then be the current version of PD, and I'll tell them stories of The City, and feel better for a little while.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2011, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 05, 2011, 12:38:45 AM
Punk can't be catalogued in "Top ten" lists. Or judged on musical merit. It's not a "Scene",or a "Sound". It's not a "Cultural Phenomena" or a "Movement". It's not marketable, saleable, or contrived. It's not a "Look", or a fucking fashion statement. It's not Political, nor is it defined by Class, wealth, or position. Punk is an Attitude.

< attitude:  "A position assumed for a specific purpose" >
< A mental position regarding a certain stimulus or state>
<Etym. From the Latin, "aptitudin" meaning "fit for it's particular function">

When Marv was electrocuted, and he looked up after the first attempt to fry him, spat, laughed, and said "Is that all you've got"? That was punk as fuck.
It doesn't matter that Marv is a fictional comic book character, it's about the attitude.

George Galloway had it when stood up and told the American Congress, on oath, to their faces, in Washington, that they were all full of shit
regarding Iraq.

Abe Meerul was punk as fuck when he penned "Strange Fruit", as was Billie Holliday when she fought so hard to find a Record Company with the Balls to let her record it.
Rosa Parks was punk as all buggary fuck when she refused to give up her seat on the Bus to Massa Whitey.

Quentin Crisp was punk as fuck when he decided at about 7 years old, that he loved pouffing about the house in his Mother's skirts and high heels, and that the World had just better get used to the fact he "wasn't like other boys".

George Michael was not punk as fuck when, after being caught trying to cottage a Policeman for a bit of hot cock action in a public toilet, to then finally "out" himself and say, "I'm Gay, so what?"  Thereby missing the whole point. No George! No-one gives a fuck that you're Gay. What the fuss is about, is that it's fucking sleazy, seedy, and not really acceptable for Multi-Millionaire Pop stars to Troll around Public Lavatories in order to indulge their secret penchant for a quick Dirty Sanchez with Village People Cop Guy. And then for not even thinking that it might perhaps be a real Cop? That's dumb as fuck, seedy as fuck, embarrassing as fuck. But certainly not punk as fuck.

And Jello Biafra. He is still punk as fuck, in all the ways that John Lydon never was, and never could be. Just compare the contrived, sneery whine of "Holiday in the Sun", to the raw, visceral power of "Holiday in Cambodia". One of those tracks is as Punk as it's fucking possible to get. The other defines the whole Genre of "Punk Rock", and it's about as "Punk" as the steam on my shit.   

Cassius Clay was punk as fuck when he refused to fight in Vietnam, and got stripped of his World title, and thrown in Jail. I can count the number of fucks he didn't give on the fingers of one arse cheek. He just said "Fuck y'all". Did his bird, then came back out, and got his fucking title back. That's punk as fuck.

Attitude and conviction. If you haven't got them both, you might be able to wing your way by in a tight spot with a bit of bluff. But attitude is worthless without conviction. And conviction is impotent without attitude. Ali, even in his Draft case, was never accused of Cowardice by the prosecution. Not even they had the brass neck to suggest that. He was a true giant of a Man. He never ran from a fight in his life. But hey, No Vietcong ever called him "Nigger". He had the attitude. And he had the conviction. Add his natural charisma, and you can't beat a man with a combination like that. And they never did. Punk as fuck.

Tyson had the attitude. But no conviction. And very little charisma. So he was always someone's Bitch. Someone was always Banking from him. Don King, his Women, whether Wives or Whores. His Lawyers, the Tabloids, they all had a good chew on him.

Anyway, I'm done. All I have to finish on is the statement that never, at any point in their career, or by any stretch of the most vivid imagination imaginable, did Green Day ever even get a sniff of what it it was to be "punk as fuck" . 

   
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2011, 12:45:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2011, 08:51:43 PM
This cold has gotten out of hand.

Fucking fever now, and I feel like I'm breathing through a wet sponge.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 12:29:11 AM
I'm actually surprised that disease is capable of surviving in such an inhospitable wasteland.

And I don't mean Tucson.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 11:31:37 AM
For being an awesome story that should be saved for the generations:

Quote from: BadBeast on December 11, 2011, 04:46:24 AM
I was walking past a Charity shop earlier today, and something caught my eye. So I went in, and found this  golden apple on a shelf by the window. "Sweet" I thought. Looked at the price, and it was only £1.50.
So I picked it up, and went to the cash desk to buy it.  

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/Temple/Photo_00022.jpg)

There's this old woman in front of me, buying about twenty woollen hats for her rabble of Grandchildren at Christmas. And she's going "And this one's for our Danny, because he's got a scarf that colour, the green one's for our Sheila's oldest, Zacky, he's got a big fat head . . . . .  " and just went rattling on and on. The Woman serving her was even older. She must have been about 160 yrs old, and was having Tech issues with the Till. "I can't remember what I pressed now Dais," She said.

Then she started adding up the figures on paper and like, I'm in a hurry. But I'm nothing if not the very epitome of helpful patience, so I stopped glowering at the back of the first old bag's head, and asked the technically challenged Cashier if maybe giving the Till "A bit of a Bang" with something heavy might help.

Oooh, no" She said. "I shul prolly get saack if I starts banging sruff about, . .   . . . Again".    She laughed. The good natured, but slightly cracked laugh of a far younger Woman  
"S OK moi Luvver, nurly done"
So I smile at her, but my mind is screaming "Get a fucking move on you useless old Cow".
She took the Apple, and said "Sorry to keep you waitin' love, but but Daisy dún't half go on"

"Don't bother yourself" I said.  "It's not like I'm in a hurry or anything" I lied.
"It's a bit scratched on the bottom there" she pointed out a tiny fleck of of that had come off.gilding. "Doesn't matter" I said. "Whenever I see a Golden Apple, I just have to buy it".
She cocked her wizened head to the side for a second, and said "Oh, I understand, I'm just the same myself."                                  Then she gave me my change, and handed me the bag,

with the Apple in it. And here's the bit that  totally blew me away.
As she handed it over, she leaned in close and said "Hail Eris"
My jaw hit yhe floor.But I managed a quick "All Hail Discordiq"  response in as I  left.

Wow.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 11, 2011, 04:18:15 PM
Yeah, that was dope.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on December 13, 2011, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 13, 2011, 12:33:23 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 12, 2011, 11:00:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 12, 2011, 07:29:14 PM
line breaks

concentrate attention

& suggest

profundity

:p

My grocery list didn't look profound.  :?


It doesn't?

Huh.  Must be doin' it wrong.

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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2011, 08:09:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2011, 06:44:10 PM
Local and, to an extent, state politics are areas where petitions, protests etc can have some traction and noticeable effect.  I won't deny that.  I actually encourage voting in local/city/county council elections, and you know how I feel about voting in national elections.  You can actually get the potholes fixed.

However, if you petitioned the Federal government to fix your potholes, it would either a) make more potholes, citing "economic necessity, or b) send in no-bid contractors to fix the potholes, flanked by Blackwater mercenaries, who would then shoot up a school bus and set a puppy on fire, while the actual repairs would take three times as long, cost over four times what the original estimates suggested, use dummy corporations as third party contractors to embezzle money and then hire some local company at 10% of what they were given to do the job anyway.

Thats how the Feds roll, yo.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on January 02, 2012, 03:20:04 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on January 02, 2012, 02:52:09 PM


As a current maintenance employee of a certain food franchise, I am quite aware of this. However, let me present the evidence.

A:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/DickinsoniaCostata.jpg/220px-DickinsoniaCostata.jpg)

B:
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSD_xup3ySikUvfHpqQ7pbbaOe2zyaZXlDdLs31zkkKQdBbXWGyZshoZB6nWQ)

Image A is of a fossil of the Australian Ediacaran fauna known as Dickinsonia, which existed in the Pre-Cambrian, ~560 mya.

Image B is of the Recent (Ca. ~50 ya) and extant McRib.

See a resemblance?

After observing the McRib for an extended period, I've come to the conclusion that they contain amino acids, nucleic acids, carbohydrates, lipids, and electrolytes of all kinds necessary to sustain life. In addition, and despite their stationary nature, I've noticed a curious congealing effect that occurs after heating and cooling. The lipid particles seem to migrate to the surface and form a protective phospholipid layering, just as was suspected to occur with the first cells. This suggests that after a sustained period of sunlight, the circulating biochemicals within the McRib will self organize and form replicating units, id est, life.

Prospective binomial is Riberiatus mcdonaldi. Phylum, Kingdom and Division unknown.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on January 03, 2012, 10:29:48 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on January 03, 2012, 10:27:01 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on January 03, 2012, 10:10:29 AM
Why should you enjoy being a minority?
Because you are one and it beats being upset.

Why don't we want YouTube?
We all suffer from Arbitrary Neo-Luddism. The acronym is pronounced "ANAL?"
We randomly select elements of modern technology to disapprove of.

[Proceeds to quote a whole bunch of spags saying "ANAL?" "anal??" "ANAL???" "Anal?", etc, etc]


How can you all suffer from the same arbitrary belief?

:batman:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Phox on January 05, 2012, 05:51:46 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 05, 2012, 05:30:04 PM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on January 04, 2012, 11:50:10 PM
Ill leave it up to the general community whether or not i am a quality poster but i have no reason to think otherwise. This sort of this would irritate the shit out of me and i would stop posting since i would end up wasting a lot of time. There is no good reason for this.

Twid, I don't know why you're so hell-bent on responding to this asstard as though she were an actual person but I applaud both your patience and kindness. Not everyone here would be willing to give that little extra that makes this forum readable and enjoyable for the mentally deficient.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on January 06, 2012, 04:36:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 06, 2012, 04:19:32 PM
I just added everybody to my ignore list.
Quote from: Nigel on January 06, 2012, 04:19:48 PM
Fuck, the board is dead today!

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on January 12, 2012, 03:52:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 12, 2012, 03:28:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 12, 2012, 01:05:01 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 12, 2012, 12:21:49 PM
Quote from: navkat on January 12, 2012, 12:20:49 PM
I don't mind debating almost any topic with any weirdo. I just can't tolerate the zOMFGWTF GUYS I TOOK ACID AND FOUND THE PATHWAY TO TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT set.

I have seriously never understood this.

It stems from the fact that some people couldn't figure out that Tim Leary was incredibly smart, cool, and charismatic before he ever dropped acid.

Lies.  What happened is that Leary dropped so much acid, it started not only affecting the present, but the past for him as well.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on February 02, 2012, 02:35:02 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 02, 2012, 09:26:54 AM
Bolognese Machiavelli

1.) Arrange to have garlic and onions cast into hot oil.
2.) The carrot and celery you must divide against themselves. Ground beef, too, shall turn upon the burner; crush any coherent resistance with a spoon of wood. Sautee until no hint of blood remains to stain your hands.
3.) Perhaps, in a dark place without witnesses, the tomato shall meet with the knife.
4.) The basil and parsley you may use without consequence. For long minutes, all shall be muddled and roil on the surface of the flame.
5.) If it is most advantageous, store cold for the proper day.

clever!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on February 13, 2012, 08:31:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 13, 2012, 03:57:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 12, 2012, 06:02:10 PM
I am LOLmused by all the people blaming Bobby Brown for Whitney's problems. I mean, give me a fucking break.

I guess the crack pipe grew magic crack legs and magic crack arms and cracked its way up to her magic crack lips by itself?

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Gordon C on February 27, 2012, 04:53:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ar1va.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 02:40:25 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 26, 2012, 10:23:49 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on January 28, 2012, 02:09:44 AM
The only acid I take with my meat is acetic, balsamic and from Modena, which Alberto himself personally delivers together with some of his wife's best dairy and relatively fresh caviar  :p

You're not supposed to put it on your dick, crackerhead.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 02:41:02 AM
Quote from: Gordon C on February 27, 2012, 04:53:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ar1va.jpg)

Um.  Dis here fread is for the best posts on PD, not the most banal posts on FB.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 03, 2012, 08:36:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2012, 02:41:02 AM
Quote from: Gordon C on February 27, 2012, 04:53:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ar1va.jpg)

Um.  Dis here fread is for the best posts on PD, not the most banal posts on FB.
Seconded.
Facebook has it's funny moments but this thread is for this forum only.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 13, 2012, 05:41:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 13, 2012, 01:25:28 AM
I was reading about PUAs and forgot this was the pics thread until thirty seconds of thinking about why LMNO would post a nonsequitir about daylight savings time (which was funny).


HAHAHAHAHAAH I <3 U
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 17, 2012, 06:18:03 PM
Quote from: Pope Hobohemian on March 16, 2012, 11:11:56 PM
OK, so hmmm.... not so much the type of response I was hoping for.  Not that I expect discordians (sic?) to be serious all the time.  But I wasn't expecting to be called an asshole because I want to use the Occupy movement as a way of spreading culture jamming.  And making fun of my spelling is kind of ridiculous.  Just the type of thing I'd expect from any random forum of internet geeks, whereas I was kinda hoping that this group would be different.  Oh well. 

I actually was a huge Fugazi fan when I was a kid, around the same time I read Illuminatus and got into that stuff.  So that's probably why I spell it "dischordian."  I think it's kind of funny that a bunch of people devoted to the sacred chao would get their panties in a bunch over how somebody spells it.  From now on maybe I should just spell it randomly differently every time just to annoy you.  And to delight any true dischordians who might be watching the carnage.

I'm particularly annoyed at the poster who tried to tell me that I was going to bring violence from the police.  Fuck you.  No really.  Maybe you don't know the difference between Occupy Oakland and any other random liberal Occupy group who sit around mentally masturbating and carrying signs all day.  Well, instead of taking the chance to learn, you lectured at me like I'm a child. 

Is that how it is here?  Every new poster is just an excuse for the "regulars" to have a few laughs?  I hate that shit.  I'm not going to waste my time here if this is just a circle jerk for malcontented pseudo-intellectual geeks.           

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on March 17, 2012, 08:42:30 PM
Oh that's a good one. The last line is the best.

I don't usually suggest newfeeds, but that's an excellent testimonial.
Preach it!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 17, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
Note: that was his second ever post on the forums.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on March 17, 2012, 08:49:54 PM
You can't buy butthurt like that.  :lulz:

That last line is a fairly common viewpoint for people who breeze trough here. A few of my IRL friends has said more or less the same. Is it true do you suppose? Either way, those people are dead to me and will not be spared during the rebellion.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Phox on March 18, 2012, 03:03:45 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 17, 2012, 08:49:54 PM
You can't buy butthurt like that.  :lulz:

That last line is a fairly common viewpoint for people who breeze trough here. A few of my IRL friends has said more or less the same. Is it true do you suppose? Either way, those people are dead to me and will not be spared during the rebellion.
I have noticed it seems to be the preemptive refuge of those who are afraid of being called out on that shit.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2012, 05:24:58 AM
I think it is pretty much the standard, go to insult for use against people who can string a sentence together on the internet.  Not a Youtube comment, but still enough to piss you off?  Must be a pseudo-intellectual!  If more than one person disagrees, it's a circle-jerk.  And so on and so forth.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Phox on March 18, 2012, 05:31:42 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 18, 2012, 05:24:58 AM
I think it is pretty much the standard, go to insult for use against people who can string a sentence together on the internet.  Not a Youtube comment, but still enough to piss you off?  Must be a pseudo-intellectual!  If more than one person disagrees, it's a circle-jerk.  And so on and so forth.
Seems about right.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on April 03, 2012, 06:36:55 AM
Not here, but Squidday lays down the FIRE. And you know what? She changed my mind. At first I disagreed, then I got to the end and was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY CHAIR and I threw my chair. Then I picked it up and posted this.

Squiddy sez:
QuoteHow many people ITT are actually gonna vote anyway? "Oh I don't vote, my vote doesn't matter, blah blah fuck the system and the man". Whatever. Till Santorum or Romney wins, then maybe Ministry will make a good album or something. Right? I don't care where the fuck I have to vote as long as I make sure that those two RETARDED TURD FACTORIES are NOT in the white house. I'll fart the shit out of a church and flop a filthed tampon in the holy water vessel and then drop my vote for ANYONE but those anus slimers. If fucking Barney the dinosaur was running against them he'd have my vote. FUCK! I can write it in! Anyone but those jizz guzzling "religious" money grubbing, businessmen. Fuck those guys and fuck the retarded religious america that thinks these shit popsicles want anything more than to keep sucking taxes out of me and you and their sorry uneducated asses. These skid marked tattered old man panties prey on ignorance and fear. The dumber the people are, the more likely they are to ruin what tiny shred of... fuck it. I'm sure I'm just yelling at a deaf wall. If you don't want to vote, at least write in something stupid on your fucking ballot. Vote for the flying spaghetti monster even. Then vote no for all the judges terms to be renewed. If you don't want to "make it count", then MAKE IT COUNT... in a totally twisted sick badwrong way. It's what Eris would want. You wanna piss her off? Remember the last time...?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 03, 2012, 05:20:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 03, 2012, 06:36:55 AM
Not here, but Squidday lays down the FIRE. And you know what? She changed my mind. At first I disagreed, then I got to the end and was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY CHAIR and I threw my chair. Then I picked it up and posted this.

Squiddy sez:
QuoteHow many people ITT are actually gonna vote anyway? "Oh I don't vote, my vote doesn't matter, blah blah fuck the system and the man". Whatever. Till Santorum or Romney wins, then maybe Ministry will make a good album or something. Right? I don't care where the fuck I have to vote as long as I make sure that those two RETARDED TURD FACTORIES are NOT in the white house. I'll fart the shit out of a church and flop a filthed tampon in the holy water vessel and then drop my vote for ANYONE but those anus slimers. If fucking Barney the dinosaur was running against them he'd have my vote. FUCK! I can write it in! Anyone but those jizz guzzling "religious" money grubbing, businessmen. Fuck those guys and fuck the retarded religious america that thinks these shit popsicles want anything more than to keep sucking taxes out of me and you and their sorry uneducated asses. These skid marked tattered old man panties prey on ignorance and fear. The dumber the people are, the more likely they are to ruin what tiny shred of... fuck it. I'm sure I'm just yelling at a deaf wall. If you don't want to vote, at least write in something stupid on your fucking ballot. Vote for the flying spaghetti monster even. Then vote no for all the judges terms to be renewed. If you don't want to "make it count", then MAKE IT COUNT... in a totally twisted sick badwrong way. It's what Eris would want. You wanna piss her off? Remember the last time...?

RAH SQUID!

That said, I tell people I don't vote, but not because I don't think my vote counts. I do it because I have a right to not vote if I don't want to, and I enjoy their panties getting all bunched up as they try to explain to me that not voting is anti-democratic and shouldn't be allowed.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on April 04, 2012, 11:26:05 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 17, 2012, 08:49:54 PM
You can't buy butthurt like that.  :lulz:

That last line is a fairly common viewpoint for people who breeze trough here. A few of my IRL friends has said more or less the same. Is it true do you suppose? Either way, those people are dead to me and will not be spared during the rebellion.

Yes it's true. But also no it's not.

OHOHOHOH QUIT THE ZEN AND TELL US MORE TRIPZIP

Uh I mean that a lot of people share that viewpoint and to them it's certainly true. To them, we're certainly like that. On the other hand, whether that viewpoint is *accurate* is another question. I'd say in general, it's not very accurate.

But the important part is, people subscribing to this inaccurate viewpoint tend to make it into a self-fulfilling prophecy not just by the Law of Fives, but also by a sort of quarter-experiment type of effect, calling it out over themselves.

When I just got to PD, it took me a while before understanding this, and understanding why I'm different because I stuck around, after all, and why it's generally better for people to piss off when they are like that. Especially if they do it within their first two posts. It's like putting down a puppy before you get all woozy feelings about it.

THANK YOU TRIP THAT WAS BORING PLEASE STICK TO THE ZEN NON SEQUITURS NEXT TIME



BUT ALSO DON'T
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on April 10, 2012, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 03, 2012, 05:20:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 03, 2012, 06:36:55 AM
Not here, but Squidday lays down the FIRE. And you know what? She changed my mind. At first I disagreed, then I got to the end and was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY CHAIR and I threw my chair. Then I picked it up and posted this.

Squiddy sez:
QuoteHow many people ITT are actually gonna vote anyway? "Oh I don't vote, my vote doesn't matter, blah blah fuck the system and the man". Whatever. Till Santorum or Romney wins, then maybe Ministry will make a good album or something. Right? I don't care where the fuck I have to vote as long as I make sure that those two RETARDED TURD FACTORIES are NOT in the white house. I'll fart the shit out of a church and flop a filthed tampon in the holy water vessel and then drop my vote for ANYONE but those anus slimers. If fucking Barney the dinosaur was running against them he'd have my vote. FUCK! I can write it in! Anyone but those jizz guzzling "religious" money grubbing, businessmen. Fuck those guys and fuck the retarded religious america that thinks these shit popsicles want anything more than to keep sucking taxes out of me and you and their sorry uneducated asses. These skid marked tattered old man panties prey on ignorance and fear. The dumber the people are, the more likely they are to ruin what tiny shred of... fuck it. I'm sure I'm just yelling at a deaf wall. If you don't want to vote, at least write in something stupid on your fucking ballot. Vote for the flying spaghetti monster even. Then vote no for all the judges terms to be renewed. If you don't want to "make it count", then MAKE IT COUNT... in a totally twisted sick badwrong way. It's what Eris would want. You wanna piss her off? Remember the last time...?

RAH SQUID!

That said, I tell people I don't vote, but not because I don't think my vote counts. I do it because I have a right to not vote if I don't want to, and I enjoy their panties getting all bunched up as they try to explain to me that not voting is anti-democratic and shouldn't be allowed.

Weirdly enough, Nigel, it was a post from you on how making people think they're in the minority is a tool of the power elite that best articulated my feelings on why voting is best left compulsory (in Oz).

When someone says 'I dont vote' I don't think of one vote not happening. I think of their community who feel and act the same and the pressures (or endorsement) they put on eachother to continue to do so.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2012, 10:51:06 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on April 10, 2012, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 03, 2012, 05:20:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 03, 2012, 06:36:55 AM
Not here, but Squidday lays down the FIRE. And you know what? She changed my mind. At first I disagreed, then I got to the end and was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY CHAIR and I threw my chair. Then I picked it up and posted this.

Squiddy sez:
QuoteHow many people ITT are actually gonna vote anyway? "Oh I don't vote, my vote doesn't matter, blah blah fuck the system and the man". Whatever. Till Santorum or Romney wins, then maybe Ministry will make a good album or something. Right? I don't care where the fuck I have to vote as long as I make sure that those two RETARDED TURD FACTORIES are NOT in the white house. I'll fart the shit out of a church and flop a filthed tampon in the holy water vessel and then drop my vote for ANYONE but those anus slimers. If fucking Barney the dinosaur was running against them he'd have my vote. FUCK! I can write it in! Anyone but those jizz guzzling "religious" money grubbing, businessmen. Fuck those guys and fuck the retarded religious america that thinks these shit popsicles want anything more than to keep sucking taxes out of me and you and their sorry uneducated asses. These skid marked tattered old man panties prey on ignorance and fear. The dumber the people are, the more likely they are to ruin what tiny shred of... fuck it. I'm sure I'm just yelling at a deaf wall. If you don't want to vote, at least write in something stupid on your fucking ballot. Vote for the flying spaghetti monster even. Then vote no for all the judges terms to be renewed. If you don't want to "make it count", then MAKE IT COUNT... in a totally twisted sick badwrong way. It's what Eris would want. You wanna piss her off? Remember the last time...?

RAH SQUID!

That said, I tell people I don't vote, but not because I don't think my vote counts. I do it because I have a right to not vote if I don't want to, and I enjoy their panties getting all bunched up as they try to explain to me that not voting is anti-democratic and shouldn't be allowed.

Weirdly enough, Nigel, it was a post from you on how making people think they're in the minority is a tool of the power elite that best articulated my feelings on why voting is best left compulsory (in Oz).

When someone says 'I dont vote' I don't think of one vote not happening. I think of their community who feel and act the same and the pressures (or endorsement) they put on eachother to continue to do so.

When 2/3 of the eligible voters don't vote because they think their vote doesn't matter, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

However, there are also other pressures that reduce voting. Voting is made very difficult or impossible for poor people and people of color. Instead of making voting compulsory, making voting day a mandatory paid holiday, making it easy to register to vote, and making polling places more accessible would do more to stimulate voter turnout than making it legally mandatory would. Making it legally mandatory would just penalize those for whom voting is already difficult.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on April 21, 2012, 10:58:24 PM
My vote in my last district was worth nothing.  My Parliamentary seat has been Conservative since before World War One, and any vote for any other party was automatically a waste - he beat the nearest contender by 8 points, a not so small amount, when one considers there were five parties on the ballot.

Under a UK voting system, a party frequently gets into government despite a good 70% of the country either voting against it, or not voting for it.  No matter which party gets in, it finds its political options constrained not by popular opinion, but by inter-party factions, mass media comglomerates, bond markets, investment bankers and the ever-present influence of Beijing, Brussels, Moscow, Riyadh and, most importantly, Washington D.C.

But, you know, power to the people etc.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on April 25, 2012, 07:17:58 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 24, 2012, 04:36:01 AM
Free Will? I didn't know he was chained up in the first place.

:D
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 12:13:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 03, 2012, 05:20:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 03, 2012, 06:36:55 AM
Not here, but Squidday lays down the FIRE. And you know what? She changed my mind. At first I disagreed, then I got to the end and was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY CHAIR and I threw my chair. Then I picked it up and posted this.

Squiddy sez:
QuoteHow many people ITT are actually gonna vote anyway? "Oh I don't vote, my vote doesn't matter, blah blah fuck the system and the man". Whatever. Till Santorum or Romney wins, then maybe Ministry will make a good album or something. Right? I don't care where the fuck I have to vote as long as I make sure that those two RETARDED TURD FACTORIES are NOT in the white house. I'll fart the shit out of a church and flop a filthed tampon in the holy water vessel and then drop my vote for ANYONE but those anus slimers. If fucking Barney the dinosaur was running against them he'd have my vote. FUCK! I can write it in! Anyone but those jizz guzzling "religious" money grubbing, businessmen. Fuck those guys and fuck the retarded religious america that thinks these shit popsicles want anything more than to keep sucking taxes out of me and you and their sorry uneducated asses. These skid marked tattered old man panties prey on ignorance and fear. The dumber the people are, the more likely they are to ruin what tiny shred of... fuck it. I'm sure I'm just yelling at a deaf wall. If you don't want to vote, at least write in something stupid on your fucking ballot. Vote for the flying spaghetti monster even. Then vote no for all the judges terms to be renewed. If you don't want to "make it count", then MAKE IT COUNT... in a totally twisted sick badwrong way. It's what Eris would want. You wanna piss her off? Remember the last time...?

RAH SQUID!

That said, I tell people I don't vote, but not because I don't think my vote counts. I do it because I have a right to not vote if I don't want to, and I enjoy their panties getting all bunched up as they try to explain to me that not voting is anti-democratic and shouldn't be allowed.
As a newly registered voter I most definitely plan on going to my polling place and casting my ballot.  However I have a few ideas about what I'm going to do while I'm there rather than vote :wink:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 06, 2012, 03:41:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 09:54:44 AM
50,000 years from now, all our clocks are gonna be messed up.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on May 20, 2012, 11:14:10 PM
Quote from: v3x on May 20, 2012, 08:44:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 20, 2012, 08:39:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6r1lP.jpg)

I don't see a problem here. Billy clubs and riot gear have never interfered with my TV reception...

:lulz: on both counts
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 03, 2012, 03:26:43 AM
On Zimmerman;

Quote from: Emo Howard on June 02, 2012, 07:44:38 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 02, 2012, 01:07:17 PM
If your whole case lies in getting the jury to believe your version of events as truth... this is a bang up way to start.




Maybe the money snuck up on him while he was walking back to his truck.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 08, 2012, 06:06:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2012, 07:45:01 PM
3:45 And Nigel instructed the multitudes, saying, "The only animal you may not fuck is the chicken; for it alone among beasts cannot return your love.  Likewise, the only facility that is banned unto thee is the port-a-potty, for man was not meant to shit in a smelly closet.  So go hence, and shatter them with your hammers and adzes and mattocks, that thou might make a big blue lake for the betterment of all."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2012, 06:44:33 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 07, 2012, 10:06:10 PM
You may be a diverse group of people with varied life experiences and perspectives and opinions, but, as evidenced by the most recent DRUGZLOL thread (and the last dozen or so) you all share one commonality:

You take the term "argumentative" and you tie it down to a chair with no seat and beat its testicles in with a rope until it agrees with everything you have to say. Then you drag it down to the sea and shove its face into the waves until it comes up with new evidence to back your claims. Then you tie it upside down beneath a tree branch and shoot it in the abdomen with a potato cannon until it writes a 300 page thesis on why it's fallacious to disagree with you on any subject at any time or space.

EVERY. LAST. ONE OF YOU.
And it makes me lurve you so.

Not me though. I ain't like that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 11, 2012, 06:03:55 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 11, 2012, 04:55:15 AM
Im posting this in the hopes that it will derail this thread into something more worthwhile, like drama, or a discussion about the ethics of writing scat porn about forum members. May God have mercy on my soul.

RWHN lapped hungrily at Nixon's asshole. Worshiping the anus of American power. "OHHHHH YEAH THATS THE STUFF!" Nixon exclaimed, jowles shivering in pleasure.  The Reverend's tongue explored Richard's cave, until it found the sweet treasure buried within.
Nixon's prostate spasmed uncontrollably and his anus clamped down on RWHN's tongue as streams of semen shot from Nixons cock all over RWHN's young supple body.

"Tee-heee," said RWHN, "How are you supposed to fuck me now that youve came Nixon-san?" Nixon's eyes shot open with a mad rage and he grabbed RWHN hard around the shoulders, "A man isnt finished when he is defeated. Hes finished when he quits."
Richard forced the reverend to the ground and pulled his arms behind his back. "No! Nixon-san, I havent prepared myself! im dirty!". Nixon replied, "Sorry son, but its time to move from the era of negotiation to the era of penetration!" Nixon entered his tight un-lubed asshole and began pumping.

"Nixon-san! Pull out! Pull out!" RWHN screamed, but he was too late. A cacophony of cock-muted farts came from RWHN's ass trumpet, followed by a fecal flood worthy of a scatological Jehovah. Tears streamed down the Reverends face, "N-Nixon-san stop fucking me! Youre making it worse!" Nixon continued pumping unfazed, "If Im going to withdraw from this, its going to be with honor."

After nearly a half an hour of tearful shit smelling dry anal sex, RWHN started to get into it. "OH NIXON-SAN, MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!!!" he yelled as he pushed his tender ass against Nixons powerful rod. With a final spurt of diarrhea Nixon and RWHN both came, and collapsed onto each other.
"I screwed up real good, didnt I?" Nixon said surveying the feces and sexual fluids caking both their bodies. RWHN curled up in Nixons arms, "Oh Nixon-san, please dont legalize weed." Nixon cuddled with RWHN "You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana are Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Rev? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists. "

[Everyone laughs but Spock]
[Cut to black]

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 11, 2012, 06:15:15 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I think it is imperative for my maturity into adulthood that you administer a stern lecture about bullying at this juncture.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 11:58:13 AM
Quote from: Net on June 11, 2012, 06:15:15 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I think it is imperative for my maturity into adulthood that you administer a stern lecture about bullying at this juncture.

I've said my piece. That's enough.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I'm not entirely certain where you think you woke up this morning.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 03:56:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I'm not entirely certain where you think you woke up this morning.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.


Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.


Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 05:49:21 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.


Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sure. Everybody's motivated by PEER PRESSURE and EMOTIONAL WELLBEING ISSUES.

FAIL (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/nixon-lol.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 05:51:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.


Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?

I suspect butthurt.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 05:56:03 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 05:51:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.


Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?

I suspect butthurt.  :lulz:

No, no.

It's "I HEAR AND OBEY!  I HEAR AND OBEY!  WHERE'S MY TOASTER?"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.


Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?


So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that? 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.  I'm not Coolio, after all.  If he posted your PI, then yeah, time to get pissed.

But what does my apathy ("approval") have to do with it?  Am I controlling him with my orbital mind control lasers or something?  Are you fucking suggesting that nobody here is capable of doing anything without my approval or consent? 

I am the new Dr Fu Manchu.  I am the cancer that is killing PD.  I am the reason behind all the nasty things that happen here...

...You need some fucking tinfoil for your hat.  It's the only way to be SAFE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

Didn't read past the Nixon bit.  Also, calling someone a Nazi and meaning it is a little different than writing some ridiculous scat porn knockoff.

But now that we've established that you think I'm a liar, I guess we're right back where we were 2 months ago.  Which is, of course, the only way you'll have it.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 06:25:52 PM
It just pains you to have to possibly, maybe slightly disagree with someone who has it out for me, doesn't it?  You know you would blow up if this shoe was on your foot and not mine but you can't bring yourself to say it out loud.


I know beneath your huff and puff you are a good and honorable guy.  I don't know why you can't just call a spade a spade.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:27:52 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:25:52 PM
It just pains you to have to possibly, maybe slightly disagree with someone who has it out for me, doesn't it?  You know you would blow up if this shoe was on your foot and not mine but you can't bring yourself to say it out loud.


I know beneath your huff and puff you are a good and honorable guy.  I don't know why you can't just call a spade a spade.

No, sir, I am a liar.  You said so yourself.  No wimping out now.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 06:29:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

Didn't read past the Nixon bit.  Also, calling someone a Nazi and meaning it is a little different than writing some ridiculous scat porn knockoff.

But now that we've established that you think I'm a liar, I guess we're right back where we were 2 months ago.  Which is, of course, the only way you'll have it.

Looks to me like RWHN can't take a joke. Of course he'll attribute this post to PEER PRESSURE AND MIND LAZ0RZ but who gives a fuck.

Also: (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/nixon-lol.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:32:53 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 06:29:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

Didn't read past the Nixon bit.  Also, calling someone a Nazi and meaning it is a little different than writing some ridiculous scat porn knockoff.

But now that we've established that you think I'm a liar, I guess we're right back where we were 2 months ago.  Which is, of course, the only way you'll have it.

Looks to me like RWHN can't take a joke. Of course he'll attribute this post to PEER PRESSURE AND MIND LAZ0RZ but who gives a fuck.

Also: (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/nixon-lol.jpg)

Thing is, given his insistence that everyone I know here is a limp-minded zombie, and that I am some sort of weird Commander of the Cool Kids (not to mention a liar) EVEN WHEN I'M NOT HERE, then I really DON'T feel any need to disagree with PGIII, and I hope he continues doing scat pron fanfic in that thread.  Why?  Because RWHN has demonstrated a complete lack of respect for the people he considers my mindless slaves.

So I'm down with this.  Oh, yeah.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 11, 2012, 06:35:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:32:53 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 06:29:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

Didn't read past the Nixon bit.  Also, calling someone a Nazi and meaning it is a little different than writing some ridiculous scat porn knockoff.

But now that we've established that you think I'm a liar, I guess we're right back where we were 2 months ago.  Which is, of course, the only way you'll have it.

Looks to me like RWHN can't take a joke. Of course he'll attribute this post to PEER PRESSURE AND MIND LAZ0RZ but who gives a fuck.

Also: (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/nixon-lol.jpg)

Thing is, given his insistence that everyone I know here is a limp-minded zombie, and that I am some sort of weird Commander of the Cool Kids (not to mention a liar) EVEN WHEN I'M NOT HERE, then I really DON'T feel any need to disagree with PGIII, and I hope he continues doing scat pron fanfic in that thread.  Why?  Because RWHN has demonstrated a complete lack of respect for the people he considers my mindless slaves.

So I'm down with this.  Oh, yeah.

:dream:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:36:49 PM
Well, I gotta get back to it for a while.

While I'm gone, remember:  OBEY YOUR EVIL MASTER!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 06:53:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:27:52 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:25:52 PM
It just pains you to have to possibly, maybe slightly disagree with someone who has it out for me, doesn't it?  You know you would blow up if this shoe was on your foot and not mine but you can't bring yourself to say it out loud.


I know beneath your huff and puff you are a good and honorable guy.  I don't know why you can't just call a spade a spade.

No, sir, I am a liar.  You said so yourself.  No wimping out now.


You did purposefully misrepresent my position in that thread when we were talking about the locker searches, and you even copped to it.  I don't think you are a liar, but I wish you could explain to me what compels you to do something like that. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 07:23:22 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:53:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:27:52 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:25:52 PM
It just pains you to have to possibly, maybe slightly disagree with someone who has it out for me, doesn't it?  You know you would blow up if this shoe was on your foot and not mine but you can't bring yourself to say it out loud.


I know beneath your huff and puff you are a good and honorable guy.  I don't know why you can't just call a spade a spade.

No, sir, I am a liar.  You said so yourself.  No wimping out now.


You did purposefully misrepresent my position in that thread when we were talking about the locker searches, and you even copped to it.  I don't think you are a liar, but I wish you could explain to me what compels you to do something like that.

Right, then.  Note to self:  Do not ever go over the top around RWHN.

I'll go get special gloves.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 08:21:12 PM
Uh, you were just throwing a fit about being called a liar, you might want to get an extra pair of those gloves for me.  ;)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 08:52:21 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 08:21:12 PM
Uh, you were just throwing a fit about being called a liar, you might want to get an extra pair of those gloves for me.  ;)

Yeah, I was.

But I don't need those special gloves now.  I took you at your word, so I got pissed when you did that.  Now I know your word is shit, and nothing else you say will really upset me.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2012, 08:58:28 PM
Huh?  My word?  I don't even know what the fuck you are jabberin about now.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 09:01:05 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 08:58:28 PM
Huh?  My word?  I don't even know what the fuck you are jabberin about now.

It's not important that you do, anymore.

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Freeky on June 12, 2012, 04:32:45 AM
I thought that porn was funny. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 12, 2012, 06:40:58 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:32:45 AM
I thought that porn was funny.

I don't think that's what's being questioned.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 12, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.


My second message to you very clearly had the word "no" in it.  Read it again and tell me it isn't there.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 12, 2012, 10:53:20 AM
And it is just a coincidence that you chose me to get it on with the President who started the "war on drugs" right?   
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 11:01:17 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 12, 2012, 06:40:58 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:32:45 AM
I thought that porn was funny.

I don't think that's what's being questioned.

It looks like what's being questioned now is whether RWHN's PM "had the word "no" in it".

Hey, my post has the word "no" in it! Twice!  :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 12, 2012, 11:59:50 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 12, 2012, 06:40:58 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:32:45 AM
I thought that porn was funny.

I don't think that's what's being questioned.


It's okay PD, it's the new culture of this place, or maybe not that new, there are different rules of ettiquette for people who aren't in lock-step with popular viewpoints. 


And apparently, for some people, we now know that "No" means "Yes"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.

I DEMAND sexy tiem with Richard Nixon.  And FAST, before Nigel finds out...Or I'll NEVER get any of that sweet jowly-loving.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 03:19:10 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.


My second message to you very clearly had the word "no" in it.  Read it again and tell me it isn't there.

I asked you if it would bother you.
You said, "get lost"
I asked if you meant yes by that, as in "yes that would bother me"
You said "No, get lost."
It was a mix up, I should have asked you to clarify more.

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 10:53:20 AM
And it is just a coincidence that you chose me to get it on with the President who started the "war on drugs" right?   

I have no clue man. My brain just does this shit, Im only along for the ride. Why did I write you having sex with Richard Nixon, why did I write Ron Paul being skullfucked by Obama? Because for some twisted reason I find that funny.

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 11:59:50 AM

It's okay PD, it's the new culture of this place, or maybe not that new, there are different rules of ettiquette for people who aren't in lock-step with popular viewpoints. 

It seems your main beef isnt with me for writing it, but with the fact that I havent received due punishment for it. If you want to instigate a witch hunt against me, Im completely game.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 12, 2012, 06:16:49 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.


My second message to you very clearly had the word "no" in it.  Read it again and tell me it isn't there.

I asked you if it would bother you.
You said, "get lost"
I asked if you meant yes by that, as in "yes that would bother me"
You said "No, get lost."
It was a mix up, I should have asked you to clarify more.

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 10:53:20 AM
And it is just a coincidence that you chose me to get it on with the President who started the "war on drugs" right?   

I have no clue man. My brain just does this shit, Im only along for the ride. Why did I write you having sex with Richard Nixon, why did I write Ron Paul being skullfucked by Obama? Because for some twisted reason I find that funny.

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 11:59:50 AM

It's okay PD, it's the new culture of this place, or maybe not that new, there are different rules of ettiquette for people who aren't in lock-step with popular viewpoints. 

It seems your main beef isnt with me for writing it, but with the fact that I havent received due punishment for it. If you want to instigate a witch hunt against me, Im completely game.

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 06:22:01 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 06:15:49 PM
I asked you if it would bother you.
You said, "get lost"
I asked if you meant yes by that, as in "yes that would bother me"
You said "No, get lost."
It was a mix up, I should have asked you to clarify more.

IOW, "Does "get lost" mean "Yes it would bother me"?
"NO"

No misinterpretation on your part, Glittersnatch. That's what he wrote.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 06:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.

I DEMAND sexy tiem with Richard Nixon.  And FAST, before Nigel finds out...Or I'll NEVER get any of that sweet jowly-loving.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 06:43:23 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:40:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.

I DEMAND sexy tiem with Richard Nixon.  And FAST, before Nigel finds out...Or I'll NEVER get any of that sweet jowly-loving.

Nixon is booked ATM, will Reagan do?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 12, 2012, 07:44:55 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:40:18 PM
will Reagan do?

We welcome change and openness; for we believe that freedom and security and butter as lubrication go together, that the advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace. There is one sign Roger can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. The Good Reverend Roger, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for PD.com and Discordicorp, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Rev. Roger, open this gate. Reverend Roger, Reverend Roger, rip apart my ass!

(http://www.science.co.il/People/Ronald-Reagan/images/Ronald-Reagan-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 12, 2012, 08:16:57 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.


My second message to you very clearly had the word "no" in it.  Read it again and tell me it isn't there.

I asked you if it would bother you.
You said, "get lost"
I asked if you meant yes by that, as in "yes that would bother me"
You said "No, get lost."
It was a mix up, I should have asked you to clarify more.



No, you asked me, "was that a yes?"


My response was:  "No.  Pound sand."


How did you "mix up" the word "no"?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 08:33:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 11, 2012, 06:07:19 AM
Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.


Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?

Come on, Roger, everyone knows that everything we do, we do it all for you. It's a truth as self-evident as the fact that I am an angry mob prone to ganging up on people out of the blue for no reason whatsoever.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 08:51:35 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

If it's any consolation, I still think you're a bad person and if what I devote my life to has any one effect on public policy, I hope it's to eliminate your job and all the jobs of people like you.

I don't often say that someone is simply a bad person because I don't think that most people are, but I think you are. You and Babs. Same exact category, and for the same exact reason; because you honestly don't see any harm in the incredibly destructive policies/belief system you support and perpetuate. My only consolation is that I suspect you heavily exaggerate your level of influence, but it's small consolation indeed because the people who actually do have influence want exactly the same thing you want, which is to "intervene" by sending more children to prison for a paycheck.

Babylon is a relatively harmless bad guy. You, on the other  hand, are not, and the harm you do to our society directly involves children, which, were I not opposed to corporal punishment in any way other than metaphorically, I would love to have you strung up and hamstrung.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on June 12, 2012, 08:58:41 PM
Wait... where did he say he wants to put kids in jail?  As far as I know, he has stated more than once that he believes kids should not get a prison record for drug offences... right?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:32:45 AM
I thought that porn was funny.

I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Don't get me wrong; I would be livid if someone posted scat porn of me slavishy sucking off the cock of the oligarchy like a cringing establishment toady.

But it was such an apt metaphor.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.

OMG OMG OMG

You should do me and Jimmy Carter.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:03:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.

I DEMAND sexy tiem with Richard Nixon.  And FAST, before Nigel finds out...Or I'll NEVER get any of that sweet jowly-loving.

STEP OFF, BITCH, NIXON'S MINE!  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 12, 2012, 09:05:06 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:32:45 AM
I thought that porn was funny.

I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Don't get me wrong; I would be livid if someone posted scat porn of me slavishy sucking off the cock of the oligarchy like a cringing establishment toady.

But it was such an apt metaphor.

Now that this image is just in my head, I'm gonna go ahead and take a vow of celibacy and move to a Buddhist monastery. RWHN scat porn is hilarious, but Nigel scat porn is too tragic to exist at all, even as an empty theoretical.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:06:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 12, 2012, 08:58:41 PM
Wait... where did he say he wants to put kids in jail?  As far as I know, he has stated more than once that he believes kids should not get a prison record for drug offences... right?

He says he doesn't want kids to go to jail, but he supports drug dog searches in schools.

So, SAYING that he doesn't want kids to go to jail is kind of contradicted by his support of a policy that sends kids to jail. In the meantime, he also doesn't seem to have a problem with adult lives (and the lives of their families) being destroyed, because "they knew it was illegal and they chose to do it anyway".
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 12, 2012, 09:05:06 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:32:45 AM
I thought that porn was funny.

I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Don't get me wrong; I would be livid if someone posted scat porn of me slavishy sucking off the cock of the oligarchy like a cringing establishment toady.

But it was such an apt metaphor.

Now that this image is just in my head, I'm gonna go ahead and take a vow of celibacy and move to a Buddhist monastery. RWHN scat porn is hilarious, but Nigel scat porn is too tragic to exist at all, even as an empty theoretical.

Someone should do it, and it should be racist, sexist, and debasing, just so we can say it's been done.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on June 12, 2012, 09:12:40 PM
I ALSO think GlitterS. story was purely in jest. And I think there's something in Discordian lit. RE: jesting.

Shit, soon people may start putting pics of one another's faces on awkward/degradig photographs for the purpose of amusement and to break up cycles of stupid. Better hide the keys.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:28:02 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 08:16:57 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 12, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 07:07:56 AM
Without posting PMs(Thats against the rules right?) I asked RWHN if he would be upset about with the porn being posted and he basically told me to get lost without a yes or a no. I interpreted this as a signifying apathy.

I then asked him to clarify and he told me to get lost again, which I interpreted again as apathy.  Looking at the messages now I can see how I might have misunderstood them, and I am kind of sorry about that. I say kind of because I really dont see RWHN as the kind of thin skinned person who will be eternally traumatized by erotic literature staring him and Richard Nixon.

I would however, like to clarify that it was not a personal attack on him. It was an attempt to derail a horrible thread that centered primarily around him. I certainly dont "have it out for you", and if it makes you feel better I am willing to write fetish pornography involving your enemy and former president of choice.


My second message to you very clearly had the word "no" in it.  Read it again and tell me it isn't there.

I asked you if it would bother you.
You said, "get lost"
I asked if you meant yes by that, as in "yes that would bother me"
You said "No, get lost."
It was a mix up, I should have asked you to clarify more.



No, you asked me, "was that a yes?"


My response was:  "No.  Pound sand."


How did you "mix up" the word "no"?

Dude, he asked if it would bother you, and you told him to pound sand. He then asked "Was that a yes?" and you replied "No". Which I think many reasonable people would read as "No, it would not bother me". You're really just owning the shit out of yourself with this one.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Don Coyote on June 12, 2012, 09:29:54 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:12:40 PM
I ALSO think GlitterS. story was purely in jest. And I think there's something in Discordian lit. RE: jesting.

Shit, soon people may start putting pics of one another's faces on awkward/degradig photographs for the purpose of amusement and to break up cycles of stupid. Better hide the keys.

Are you saying that illustrations of scat porn are needed?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 09:32:03 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:29:54 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:12:40 PM
I ALSO think GlitterS. story was purely in jest. And I think there's something in Discordian lit. RE: jesting.

Shit, soon people may start putting pics of one another's faces on awkward/degradig photographs for the purpose of amusement and to break up cycles of stupid. Better hide the keys.

Are you saying that illustrations of scat porn are needed?

Lets hope it never comes to that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:32:56 PM
 :lulz:

Nixon, pls.  If Nigel gets to him first, there won't be any left.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:32:56 PM
:lulz:

Nixon, pls.  If Nigel gets to him first, there won't be any left.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:32:56 PM
:lulz:

Nixon, pls.  If Nigel gets to him first, there won't be any left.

:lulz:

FUCK!  Now it's TOO LATE!

DAMN YOU, GLITTERSNATCH!  DAMN YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:32:56 PM
:lulz:

Nixon, pls.  If Nigel gets to him first, there won't be any left.

:lulz:

FUCK!  Now it's TOO LATE!

DAMN YOU, GLITTERSNATCH!  DAMN YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

I WIN TRICKY DICK!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 09:41:50 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, completely. Every single one of us (particularly the Americans) are literally killing babies in Africa just by existing as endless gaping maws of consumerism. Which is truly shitty and depressing. However, being stuck in a self-perpetuating cycle of evil is one thing, and promoting and defending the evil is another. One of them makes you a shittier person than the other.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 09:46:37 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 08:51:35 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

If it's any consolation, I still think you're a bad person and if what I devote my life to has any one effect on public policy, I hope it's to eliminate your job and all the jobs of people like you.

I don't often say that someone is simply a bad person because I don't think that most people are, but I think you are. You and Babs. Same exact category, and for the same exact reason; because you honestly don't see any harm in the incredibly destructive policies/belief system you support and perpetuate. My only consolation is that I suspect you heavily exaggerate your level of influence, but it's small consolation indeed because the people who actually do have influence want exactly the same thing you want, which is to "intervene" by sending more children to prison for a paycheck.

Babylon is a relatively harmless bad guy. You, on the other  hand, are not, and the harm you do to our society directly involves children, which, were I not opposed to corporal punishment in any way other than metaphorically, I would love to have you strung up and hamstrung.

:mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens:

SRS.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Don Coyote on June 12, 2012, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I said that in my Media Globalization class, and got lots of shocked looks and denials from almost everybody. :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I said that in my Media Globalization class, and got lots of shocked looks and denials from almost everybody. :lulz:

Of course.  They RECYCLE!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Don Coyote on June 12, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I said that in my Media Globalization class, and got lots of shocked looks and denials from almost everybody. :lulz:

Of course.  They RECYCLE!

Actually, none of them claimed that. They just denied that everything you can buy in the first world is made with a large portion of slave labor. But then again we did watch a documentary that showed the dark underbelly of recycling.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:57:02 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I said that in my Media Globalization class, and got lots of shocked looks and denials from almost everybody. :lulz:

Of course.  They RECYCLE!

Actually, none of them claimed that. They just denied that everything you can buy in the first world is made with a large portion of slave labor. But then again we did watch a documentary that showed the dark underbelly of recycling.

Paper recycling is one of the worst things you can do for the environment.  Nobody knows that.

And how the FUCK do you not realize, in the 21st fucking century, that all of your trinkets and many of your necessities are provided by slaves?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Don Coyote on June 12, 2012, 10:01:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:57:02 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I said that in my Media Globalization class, and got lots of shocked looks and denials from almost everybody. :lulz:

Of course.  They RECYCLE!

Actually, none of them claimed that. They just denied that everything you can buy in the first world is made with a large portion of slave labor. But then again we did watch a documentary that showed the dark underbelly of recycling.

Paper recycling is one of the worst things you can do for the environment.  Nobody knows that.

And how the FUCK do you not realize, in the 21st fucking century, that all of your trinkets and many of your necessities are provided by slaves?

Willful ignorance and/or denial that they are contributing the shittiness of poor people on the other side of the world. Shit I think someone even tried to make the point that it's not Apple's fault that conditions in their iphone factories are shitty because they aren't owned by Apple, or that conditions aren't sweatshop level there so it doesn't matter.

Also, it took over a month to get my GF to stop trying to recycle paper.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2012, 10:05:21 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 12, 2012, 09:49:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I said that in my Media Globalization class, and got lots of shocked looks and denials from almost everybody. :lulz:

Of course.  They RECYCLE!

Actually, none of them claimed that. They just denied that everything you can buy in the first world is made with a large portion of slave labor. But then again we did watch a documentary that showed the dark underbelly of recycling.

If people didn't deny to themselves how bad it is, they wouldn't be able to sleep at night or keep on buying buying buying. And that's how you end up turning into the crazy garden lady with solar panels and rainbarrels (if you have money) or that guy who lives in the residence hotel, lives on locally grown black beans and tortilla chips, and re-uses plastic bags for everything (if you don't have money).
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.

Trail of Tears? [/Alphonse Carr]
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.

Trail of Tears? [/Alphonse Carr]

The only way people will abandon the cities is by disaster or erosion of the infrastructure beyond 1880s technology.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on June 12, 2012, 10:17:14 PM
Or if they put the Mauls Malls Processing Facilities outside the cities.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 12, 2012, 10:19:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.

Trail of Tears? [/Alphonse Carr]

The only way people will abandon the cities is by disaster or erosion of the infrastructure beyond 1880s technology.

I saw a doc once that said the whole Arizona-Nevada area, including Vegas, gets water from one source and it's running out.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:22:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:19:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.

Trail of Tears? [/Alphonse Carr]

The only way people will abandon the cities is by disaster or erosion of the infrastructure beyond 1880s technology.

I saw a doc once that said the whole Arizona-Nevada area, including Vegas, gets water from one source and it's running out.

Yeah.

Tucson's doing okay, on account of two things:

1.  We have stopped growing, and

2.  We are a natural basin for rainwater.

Phoenix, though, is in deep doodoo.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 10:23:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.

Trail of Tears? [/Alphonse Carr]

The only way people will abandon the cities is by disaster or erosion of the infrastructure beyond 1880s technology.

From what I hear the opposite is happening, according to the DCDC 60% of the world population will live in Urban areas within the next 20 years.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on June 12, 2012, 10:23:31 PM
From what I hear the opposite is happening, according to the DCDC 60% of the world population will live in Urban areas within the next 20 years.

Sure.  That's where the jobs are.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 13, 2012, 12:24:00 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 12, 2012, 08:58:41 PM
Wait... where did he say he wants to put kids in jail?  As far as I know, he has stated more than once that he believes kids should not get a prison record for drug offences... right?

Right.  But there is no place for nuance and pesky little things like details when there is a paradigm to uphold.

I am a bad man, obviously, because I care about having healthy communities for kids to grow up in.  I care about kids being armed with themselves as they take on The System and The Machine.  That makes me a despicable creature, of course. 

I'm not cut from the Correct Discordian Cloth!  This makes me abhorrent.

Y'all should probably just ban me, I might accidentally your WHOLE FAMILY in prison while you are sleeping.

Because I'm like, the spawn of Satan. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 12:24:47 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 13, 2012, 12:24:00 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 12, 2012, 08:58:41 PM
Wait... where did he say he wants to put kids in jail?  As far as I know, he has stated more than once that he believes kids should not get a prison record for drug offences... right?

Right.  But there is no place for nuance and pesky little things like details when there is a paradigm to uphold.

I am a bad man, obviously, because I care about having healthy communities for kids to grow up in.  I care about kids being armed with themselves as they take on The System and The Machine.  That makes me a despicable creature, of course. 

I'm not cut from the Correct Discordian Cloth!  This makes me abhorrent.

Y'all should probably just ban me, I might accidentally your WHOLE FAMILY in prison while you are sleeping.

Because I'm like, the spawn of Satan.

I NEED YOUR LOVING




I NEED YOUR REVENGE




YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD BROMANCE
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 13, 2012, 12:29:40 AM
Just for that, I'm gonna have the DEA lock up your pooch too.  I fucking warned you asshat!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 12:30:21 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 13, 2012, 12:29:40 AM
Just for that, I'm gonna have the DEA lock up your pooch too.  I fucking warned you asshat!

Don't have a dog.  You can have the fucking cat, though.  Fucker is always getting into the booze.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 13, 2012, 12:37:23 AM
But that's just how evil I am, I took the pooch you didn't even know you had.  And....I gave it a fucking PINK bow.  Hopefully it never drops the Milkbone.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 12:37:58 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 13, 2012, 12:37:23 AM
But that's just how evil I am, I took the pooch you didn't even know you had.  And....I gave it a fucking PINK bow.  Hopefully it never drops the Milkbone.

Hey, I'm just trying to give up the pussy, here.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 13, 2012, 12:39:55 AM
Evil has no time for stupid little kitties.  It diminishes our badness, I can't be having my reputation sullied like that.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 01:03:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 10:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 12, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.

I don't think it's going to happen en masse. But I bet it's already happening. People just snapping and having to get OUT, and then dying on the road. With cities becoming more dense and small communities disappearing, plus economic stress, shit's going to get weird.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 01:04:09 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 13, 2012, 12:39:55 AM
Evil has no time for stupid little kitties.  It diminishes our badness, I can't be having my reputation sullied like that.

Tiny impotent bureaucrat has delusions of grandeur. :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 01:06:46 AM
To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 01:06:46 AM
To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.

He does flatter himself, doesn't he?

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 04:41:11 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 13, 2012, 12:39:55 AM
Evil has no time for stupid little kitties.  It diminishes our badness, I can't be having my reputation sullied like that.

(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/richard-nixon8515n.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: AFK on June 13, 2012, 10:56:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 01:06:46 AM
To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.

He does flatter himself, doesn't he?

Well it isn't just any kind of Bad Person who has the ability to oppress and lock up your kids.  That takes a very special kind of Bad Person, and I guess I'm just the kind of Bad Person to do it.  In fact, while I was typing this, my buddies arrested 20 kids in your neighborhood and now they're picking up trash on the Interstate.

Because, I'm Bad, I'm Bad, you know it!  Huh!  Yeah, you know I'm Bad! I'm Bad!  You know it! 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 13, 2012, 08:01:53 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 13, 2012, 12:24:00 AM
I care about kids being armed with themselves as they take on The System and The Machine.  That makes me a despicable creature, of course. 

No, that makes you a Robot Attack Unicron, which are magical creatures:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPXskJBFl4
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 08:56:15 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 13, 2012, 10:56:10 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 01:06:46 AM
To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.

He does flatter himself, doesn't he?

Well it isn't just any kind of Bad Person who has the ability to oppress and lock up your kids.  That takes a very special kind of Bad Person, and I guess I'm just the kind of Bad Person to do it.  In fact, while I was typing this, my buddies arrested 20 kids in your neighborhood and now they're picking up trash on the Interstate.

Because, I'm Bad, I'm Bad, you know it!  Huh!  Yeah, you know I'm Bad! I'm Bad!  You know it!

You're an ineffective little pussy but you support the policies that got my kids locked up time and again all through school.

That's only one reason you're a piece of shit, but it's enough for me.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 14, 2012, 11:12:01 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 12, 2012, 08:51:35 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.


Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

If it's any consolation, I still think you're a bad person and if what I devote my life to has any one effect on public policy, I hope it's to eliminate your job and all the jobs of people like you.

I don't often say that someone is simply a bad person because I don't think that most people are, but I think you are. You and Babs. Same exact category, and for the same exact reason; because you honestly don't see any harm in the incredibly destructive policies/belief system you support and perpetuate. My only consolation is that I suspect you heavily exaggerate your level of influence, but it's small consolation indeed because the people who actually do have influence want exactly the same thing you want, which is to "intervene" by sending more children to prison for a paycheck.

Babylon is a relatively harmless bad guy. You, on the other  hand, are not, and the harm you do to our society directly involves children, which, were I not opposed to corporal punishment in any way other than metaphorically, I would love to have you strung up and hamstrung.

THIS.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 16, 2012, 11:59:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
An epic haiku, based on a nightmarish image I had of Nigel in her new job, if her new job was in Tucson and done by Arizona rules.

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Nigel holds the gun

Her shadow engulfs
Her hair is blocking the sun
She thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Nigel simply does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Nigel
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
She shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Nigel laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
Why is she so mean?

Nigel aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't she kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The girl who shot me chuckles
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
Because I am retarded
The Law is very clear

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a hipster
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards too.

Blew. Me. Away!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 16, 2012, 12:14:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 16, 2012, 11:59:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
An epic haiku, based on a nightmarish image I had of Nigel in her new job, if her new job was in Tucson and done by Arizona rules.

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Nigel holds the gun

Her shadow engulfs
Her hair is blocking the sun
She thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Nigel simply does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Nigel
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
She shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Nigel laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
Why is she so mean?

Nigel aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't she kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The girl who shot me chuckles
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
Because I am retarded
The Law is very clear

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a hipster
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards too.

Blew. Me. Away!

Yes.

And I just read some music reviews, so I totally agree: BEING A HIPSTER WOULD SUCK WAY WORSE THAN BEING A RETARD WHO SAYS THINGS LIKE MUH MUH MUH UH UH MUH MUH AND BLEEDS TO DEATH FROM A GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE KNEE AND GOES TO HELL
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 08:37:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 16, 2012, 11:59:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
An epic haiku, based on a nightmarish image I had of Nigel in her new job, if her new job was in Tucson and done by Arizona rules.

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Nigel holds the gun

Her shadow engulfs
Her hair is blocking the sun
She thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Nigel simply does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Nigel
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
She shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Nigel laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
Why is she so mean?

Nigel aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't she kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The girl who shot me chuckles
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
Because I am retarded
The Law is very clear

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a hipster
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards too.

Blew. Me. Away!

Wait

How the fuck did I not see this yesterday?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on June 20, 2012, 03:12:24 AM
Before it gets lost in the forthcoming (43?) pages of Drugs+drugs:

Quote from: 00.dusk on June 20, 2012, 02:58:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
THIS FREAD IS NOW ABOUT A FINE ASS.

Ha ha ha! Did you think you could derail the DRUG thread? Ha ha ha!

Here's how drug threads work: some dumb spag gets a hit of the forbidden fread -- just a hit, you know, and he thinks he's not coming back for more. Nah, man, he just wants to be cool with his pals down in the AI. But it hooks into him. Soon, he needs another hit. He's eaten all his potato chips and processed meat sticks, and there's just something so lifeless and bland about these other threads, like Fat City -- christ, so fucking grey and boring. He tries to fight it, but it's just too hard. So he steps back out of his safe, comfortable home and into the mean streets of DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

Here's the thing though, it's not just him. No, he got into it because of all his friends. And his other friends are hearing from him now. He's offering them statistics and drama. They're intrigued and scared -- what if he won't be their friend if they don't try it? So they do. And now they're hooked.

Soon you have spags swapping case studies and cheap insults in the halls of Apple Talk -- it's not acceptable.

We can't just tolerate this, you know? It's a disease, not just for Apple Talk, but for all the spags who go there, and even -- dare I say it -- all of the PD of com. It's not SAFE. Now, some places, see, they go whole hog -- they take the users and they ban them. They can't get back in, they have that stigma now -- "oh, you're one of the DRUGS AND DRUGS guys. Yeah, I have somewhere to be right now." They're stuck in THE SYSTEM now, and it ruins their lives.

But I prefer to work on the level of education and prevention. I believe we can have a more wholesome PD by taking the users aside, and putting them through treatment programs and educating them on the dangers of drug threads. There's just one issue -- with drug threads running rampant in our glorious forum, I can't complete the HOLY MISSION that I've chosen to follow. Without prohibition, there's no way that we can keep our spags safe from DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

And that is just unacceptable.

Gold. And if that doesn't cover the entire fucking thread I don't care.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 03:14:08 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 20, 2012, 03:12:24 AM
Before it gets lost in the forthcoming (43?) pages of Drugs+drugs:

Quote from: 00.dusk on June 20, 2012, 02:58:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
THIS FREAD IS NOW ABOUT A FINE ASS.

Ha ha ha! Did you think you could derail the DRUG thread? Ha ha ha!

Here's how drug threads work: some dumb spag gets a hit of the forbidden fread -- just a hit, you know, and he thinks he's not coming back for more. Nah, man, he just wants to be cool with his pals down in the AI. But it hooks into him. Soon, he needs another hit. He's eaten all his potato chips and processed meat sticks, and there's just something so lifeless and bland about these other threads, like Fat City -- christ, so fucking grey and boring. He tries to fight it, but it's just too hard. So he steps back out of his safe, comfortable home and into the mean streets of DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

Here's the thing though, it's not just him. No, he got into it because of all his friends. And his other friends are hearing from him now. He's offering them statistics and drama. They're intrigued and scared -- what if he won't be their friend if they don't try it? So they do. And now they're hooked.

Soon you have spags swapping case studies and cheap insults in the halls of Apple Talk -- it's not acceptable.

We can't just tolerate this, you know? It's a disease, not just for Apple Talk, but for all the spags who go there, and even -- dare I say it -- all of the PD of com. It's not SAFE. Now, some places, see, they go whole hog -- they take the users and they ban them. They can't get back in, they have that stigma now -- "oh, you're one of the DRUGS AND DRUGS guys. Yeah, I have somewhere to be right now." They're stuck in THE SYSTEM now, and it ruins their lives.

But I prefer to work on the level of education and prevention. I believe we can have a more wholesome PD by taking the users aside, and putting them through treatment programs and educating them on the dangers of drug threads. There's just one issue -- with drug threads running rampant in our glorious forum, I can't complete the HOLY MISSION that I've chosen to follow. Without prohibition, there's no way that we can keep our spags safe from DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

And that is just unacceptable.

Gold. And if that doesn't cover the entire fucking thread I don't care.

Damn near pissed myself.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Don Coyote on June 20, 2012, 06:40:11 AM
JESUS FUCK!!!! :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 20, 2012, 07:25:02 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 20, 2012, 06:40:11 AM
JESUS FUCK!!!! :lulz:

DRUGS ARE BAD, KIDS!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2012, 09:46:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 03:14:08 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 20, 2012, 03:12:24 AM
Before it gets lost in the forthcoming (43?) pages of Roger's inflamed gonads+Roger's inflamed gonads:

Quote from: 00.dusk on June 20, 2012, 02:58:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
THIS FREAD IS NOW ABOUT A FINE ASS.

Ha ha ha! Did you think you could derail the DRUG thread? Ha ha ha!

Here's how drug threads work: some dumb spag gets a hit of the forbidden fread -- just a hit, you know, and he thinks he's not coming back for more. Nah, man, he just wants to be cool with his pals down in the AI. But it hooks into him. Soon, he needs another hit. He's eaten all his potato chips and processed meat sticks, and there's just something so lifeless and bland about these other threads, like Fat City -- christ, so fucking grey and boring. He tries to fight it, but it's just too hard. So he steps back out of his safe, comfortable home and into the mean streets of Roger's inflamed gonads AND Roger's inflamed gonads AND Roger's inflamed gonads.

Here's the thing though, it's not just him. No, he got into it because of all his friends. And his other friends are hearing from him now. He's offering them statistics and drama. They're intrigued and scared -- what if he won't be their friend if they don't try it? So they do. And now they're hooked.

Soon you have spags swapping case studies and cheap insults in the halls of Apple Talk -- it's not acceptable.

We can't just tolerate this, you know? It's a disease, not just for Apple Talk, but for all the spags who go there, and even -- dare I say it -- all of the PD of com. It's not SAFE. Now, some places, see, they go whole hog -- they take the users and they ban them. They can't get back in, they have that stigma now -- "oh, you're one of the Roger's inflamed gonads AND Roger's inflamed gonads guys. Yeah, I have somewhere to be right now." They're stuck in THE SYSTEM now, and it ruins their lives.

But I prefer to work on the level of education and prevention. I believe we can have a more wholesome PD by taking the users aside, and putting them through treatment programs and educating them on the dangers of drug threads. There's just one issue -- with drug threads running rampant in our glorious forum, I can't complete the HOLY MISSION that I've chosen to follow. Without prohibition, there's no way that we can keep our spags safe from Roger's inflamed gonads AND Roger's inflamed gonads AND Roger's inflamed gonads AND Roger's inflamed gonads.

And that is just unacceptable.

Gold. And if that doesn't cover the entire fucking thread I don't care.

Damn near pissed myself.   :lulz:

I think I like this noob/old poster come back from the dead
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on July 06, 2012, 12:02:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 08:56:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 05, 2012, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 08:47:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2012, 08:47:10 PM
because you motherfuckers deserve nothing less.

because I'm bringing them all down with me.

because I can't shake the FABULOUS, even when it gives me an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

because the Law of Fives, somehow.

THERE MUST BE 23 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER.


A RUSTY TROMBONE, JOAN
A SANDPAPER HANDY, MANDY
STAB A HIPSTER WITH A PEN, KEN
A TRACHEOTOMY THAT WENT BADLY, HADLEY

JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUCK
MAKE A MECHANICAL MAN, FRAN

Those last 4 lines caused me to make highly unusual noises in an inappropriate place. Well played Gents.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2012, 01:45:13 PM
I'm just happy that "Hadley" is an actual name.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on July 06, 2012, 01:46:12 PM
It's not.  Nowhere civilized, anyway.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2012, 01:48:16 PM
Don't forget, I'm an American.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on July 06, 2012, 01:53:25 PM
That's what I said, nowhere civilized.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2012, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 06, 2012, 01:45:13 PM
I'm just happy that "Hadley" is an actual name.
Quote from: Cain on July 06, 2012, 01:46:12 PM
It's not.  Nowhere civilized, anyway.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 06, 2012, 01:48:16 PM
Don't forget, I'm an American.
Quote from: Cain on July 06, 2012, 01:53:25 PM
That's what I said, nowhere civilized.

:potd:


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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on July 06, 2012, 06:10:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 06, 2012, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 06, 2012, 01:45:13 PM
I'm just happy that "Hadley" is an actual name.
Quote from: Cain on July 06, 2012, 01:46:12 PM
It's not.  Nowhere civilized, anyway.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 06, 2012, 01:48:16 PM
Don't forget, I'm an American.
Quote from: Cain on July 06, 2012, 01:53:25 PM
That's what I said, nowhere civilized.

:potd:


[/meta]

(http://i.imgur.com/fdqUh.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2012, 10:17:36 PM
OFUK PD over.   :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on July 14, 2012, 11:39:45 PM
Quote from: v3x on July 12, 2012, 10:26:12 PM
OCCUPY * MOVEMENT

PRIMARY GOALS: Eliminate Corporate Greed, man!

PRIMARY STRATEGY: Shit in public parks, be obnoxious to nearby businesses, and smell bad.

ORGANIZATIONAL STRUCTURE: None

SPOKESPERSON: Anyone with a megaphone

REASON FOR FAILURE: Gee I wonder.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 26, 2012, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 11, 2011, 11:31:37 AM
For being an awesome story that should be saved for the generations:

Quote from: BadBeast on December 11, 2011, 04:46:24 AM
I was walking past a Charity shop earlier today, and something caught my eye. So I went in, and found this  golden apple on a shelf by the window. "Sweet" I thought. Looked at the price, and it was only £1.50.
So I picked it up, and went to the cash desk to buy it. 

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/Temple/Photo_00022.jpg)

There's this old woman in front of me, buying about twenty woollen hats for her rabble of Grandchildren at Christmas. And she's going "And this one's for our Danny, because he's got a scarf that colour, the green one's for our Sheila's oldest, Zacky, he's got a big fat head . . . . .  " and just went rattling on and on. The Woman serving her was even older. She must have been about 160 yrs old, and was having Tech issues with the Till. "I can't remember what I pressed now Dais," She said.

Then she started adding up the figures on paper and like, I'm in a hurry. But I'm nothing if not the very epitome of helpful patience, so I stopped glowering at the back of the first old bag's head, and asked the technically challenged Cashier if maybe giving the Till "A bit of a Bang" with something heavy might help.

Oooh, no" She said. "I shul prolly get saack if I starts banging sruff about, . .   . . . Again".    She laughed. The good natured, but slightly cracked laugh of a far younger Woman 
"S OK moi Luvver, nurly done"
So I smile at her, but my mind is screaming "Get a fucking move on you useless old Cow".
She took the Apple, and said "Sorry to keep you waitin' love, but but Daisy dún't half go on"

"Don't bother yourself" I said.  "It's not like I'm in a hurry or anything" I lied.
"It's a bit scratched on the bottom there" she pointed out a tiny fleck of of that had come off.gilding. "Doesn't matter" I said. "Whenever I see a Golden Apple, I just have to buy it".
She cocked her wizened head to the side for a second, and said "Oh, I understand, I'm just the same myself."                                  Then she gave me my change, and handed me the bag,

with the Apple in it. And here's the bit that  totally blew me away.
As she handed it over, she leaned in close and said "Hail Eris"
My jaw hit yhe floor.But I managed a quick "All Hail Discordiq"  response in as I  left.

Wow.

:potd:

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 03:36:26 PM
Most definitely not one of my posts for sure.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: the last yatto on July 30, 2012, 02:52:37 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on January 25, 2012, 08:54:58 PM
Money, as RAW said, is the Schroedinger's cat of society.

In a sense.

You can own it, but it has no value if you keep it.  You can use it to increase your standard of living, but then you don't own it.

Roger quoting raw makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, either that or its gas...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 09, 2012, 10:41:39 PM
This is only because I can't find the Quotes of the Moment thread.
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14:23 < Froggypance> Oh sod this.
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14:23 < vexati0n> oh for f
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14:24 < vexati0n> :| ffs.
14:24 < vexati0n> NEVER LET YOUR KIDS ON THE INTERNET
14:28 < Burns> lol
14:28 < Burns> nice combobreaker vexati0n and fp
14:29 < ^Gecko^> i missed it, sadly
14:31 < vexati0n> yes that was my 6 year old ASCII spamming a picture of pedobear in an IRC channel.
14:31 < vexati0n> THEY GROW UP SO FAST
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 10, 2012, 02:15:15 AM
(http://jiveturkey.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/lama.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 31, 2012, 11:19:48 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 30, 2012, 01:45:58 PM
So, you want to know why most people act under blanket assumptions?  Because for the most part, it works, and they've got more important things to do.  They're simply trying to get through their day, and they really don't have time to get into extensive ontological analysis of belief systems and their real-world repercussions.  Their belief systems work well enough to get by, and they'll only really be faced with the issue of changing them when it directly and severely impacts their lives, if then even.

Then there is a minority of people who act under blanket assumptions, and they do that because they see some kind of personal benefit in it, be it financial, "spiritual", or power-based.  They use the assumption as an angle to manipulate others.

Lmno getting all holy again.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on January 18, 2013, 08:49:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 18, 2013, 06:34:55 PM
Fuck that noise. If I lived in America I'd want a nuclear warhead or two. Statistically less people have been killed by nukes than almost any other weapon, including improvised shit like hammers and baseball bats. So there's really no argument for me not having a couple. Just in case. For, like defending my family and property and shit.

ETA: I agree with a ban on multiple yield, tho. Who would possibly need one of those?

I demand creation of a newsletter so I can subscribe.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on February 05, 2013, 05:29:27 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 05, 2013, 05:22:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on February 05, 2013, 05:16:49 PM
i got an upmarket-ish pannini press, with the added bonus of being able to use it like a george foreman grill, plus it will open up to act as an electric griddle. My toasted sandwich maker has been consigned to history, and replaced by a bourgois interloper that won't laugh at me when I don't has the exact right shaped bread, and will let me use it to do horrific things in the form of the full Irish breakfast. I looked at the george foreman grill thing, and it was all plasticky and the action was sadmaking. This thing, however is mostly brushed steel and metal, and looks all deli sammich shop. I went out with  Mum to get new underwears, but there was not a bra in my size to be found.

*sandwichsandwichsancwichsandwichBOOBS*

10/10
:)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on March 05, 2013, 04:08:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2013, 02:19:40 AM
WOMP busted on account of Windows 8.

So it's reruns:

(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/oldad.jpg)

Wonderful beyond words.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 08, 2013, 07:58:26 AM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on March 08, 2013, 02:17:02 AM
Quiet son, let me show you how it's done
Because you don't want to look down the barrel of a pun
Aimed at you by RWH-un
Cuz that shit ain't no fun
Unless your sort of a word-play one
But that shit makes me groan,
As I've shown, but he'll pun around all up in your TRONE
Where it's all covered up in snow
But if you think that shit's hot like Rigel,
You ain't seen nothing til you've pissed off Nigel
She'll get her Kali on right beside you
You won't know, man, she'll blind side you
Don't call her bro, don't get reckless,
or she might add your skull to her necklace.

Surprised no one beat me to it.

That was awesome Twid.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 08:47:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:54:11 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 02:48:46 AM
No...spill!

And  :thanks:

I posted a Chef Diesel troll.  I stated that I was 4'2", 220 pounds, and benched a whopping 60 pounds.  Then I threatened to kick everyone's ass.  Suddenly, everyone was an ex-varsity football player, kickboxer, and weapons expert.  This went on for approximately 80 pages in three hours, with ONE (1) guy interjecting "This guy's probably 6' tall, you dumbasses", and EVERYONE else jockeying to respond to the tiny fat threat.

Every time things would die down, I'd make some comment like:

Short Order Chef (me):  "You bastards are all assholes!  You're as bad as those kids back in school who made fun of my eyes!"

Some guy:  "What the hell is wrong with your eyes?"

SOC:  "SHUT UP!".

Eventually, Superhornet, one of the mods, demanded a pic, so I sent him to Nero_online, which is a browser bomb that opens windows of male homosexual porn at a rate of 90/minute, ramps up your speakers, and bellows out, "HEY EVERYONE!  I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!"

I was banned, and unlike most bannings, it was PERMANENT, until the eventual death of Totse and the subsequent abortion that is totse2.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Faust on April 04, 2013, 09:23:44 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 04, 2013, 12:18:00 AM
Okay, as promised, my long-ass thoughts on the butthurt thing:

People around here get butthurt more than we really need to because we're not following some basic rules...some of them are even our own.

1. It's the fucking internet. People say shit. 5 times out of 7, It's not about you, it's about them. Know why? BECAUSE YOU AREN'T EVEN IN THE FUCKING ROOM. They're not really addressing you, even when they are. They're running at the mouth, haplessly and you are standing (or putting yourself) in the way.

2. Again (and I can't stress this enough) YOU AREN'T IN THE FUCKING ROOM. Nobody can see your facial expressions. Sarcasm, laughter, a good portion of the human experience gets lost. Drowned out in walls of text. So do the recoils and looks of hurt, interruptions, interjections in normal conversation that signal to a person to stop and clarify or change tack. In a normal mano y mano, if someone starts running their mouth, it's easy to stop them and say "Wait a minute. You DO know my mom DIED of Fruit Roll-up addiction, don't you?" Then sensitivity can occur. This doesn't make the person a phoney-baloney, mincing words, it's a necessary part of human exchange when someone is RUNNING OFF AT THE MOUTH. It's a moment for them to pause and really THINK about what they actually mean: you've given them perspective, now they have to factor that into the flow. They have to now reassess their own perspective in less 2-dimensional, overly-simplistic terms and put the brakes on some of the mercilessly one-sided shit that might've rolled out of their mouth otherwise.

In the forum medium, they get to dump their entire, unrebutted opinion onto the page and then YOU, dear reader, have to get pelted with the entire, fucking diatribe, getting hotter and hotter with every one-sided word. Then you let 'em have it. So the original poster is now left with a choice: If they change tack NOW, they look like they're backpeddling. If they don't, they're digging in and screeching. The only winning move becomes not to play (which is what I do).

3. Riding The Correct MILSPEC Humvee. Okay, so you're right. The other guy's opinions are lame. You've got your shit figured out, can point to citations, are pretty sure you're using a good blend of common sense and empathy when formulating your view on the matter and the other guy's being a calloused or uninformed dumbass. Or he's a corpsefucker. Whatever. Okay, so put on your Captain America helmet, climb onto your MOTORCYCLE and zip on through. You're right, other credible people agree with you (or not. But probably so. Who cares?) and you've illuminated an area where the other guy needs to grow up a little bit. This is Easy Rider, man. SO WHY ARE YOU STRAPPING YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS INTO A GIANT, STUFFY, GAS-GUZZLING MONSTROSITY OF RIGHTNESS AND DRIVING ALL OVER THE THREAD FOR SIX MORE PAGES? At some point, it just starts to look like a circle-jerk at some dumbshit's expense before he's had a chance to go back and school himself. Again, fostering screeching or flouncing.

"If ya wanna be a bird, why don't you try a little flyin?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwq55kt8x4g)

4. Not letting people off the hook gracefully. Even when someone tries to change tack, self-correct or open another door, people station themselves in front of every exit and screech:
Dude A: "Okay, x, y and z is true but moving onto my other point about a,e,i,o and u..."
PeeDee: "YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT X, Y AND Z, DUMBSHIT!"
Dude: "Okay! I only said that because ___ and ___. Let's just leave "sometimes y" out of it for a minute and..."
PeeDee: "THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. X, Y AND Z ARE BACKED BY SCIENTIFIC FACTS, YOU UNINFORMED MONKEY-NOZZLE. YOUR CREDIBILITY IS RUINED FOR THE DAY. POSSIBLY EVEN THE WEEK. THIS WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER."

5. The Mee Toos. If shit's getting heated, the only reasons to fucking pipe up should be:
a. You are lending a measured and well-balanced validation to someone's argument that they, themselves didn't cover or that you have an alternative way of articulating/presenting for the purpose of helping someone be better informed or gain fair perspective and in the name of benevolence. This can be assertive if need be. Piping in to tell someone "Yes, but that's not what you said." Or pointing out a logical fallacy. Or posting citation.
b. One party is CLEARLY being a douchenozzle and causing genuine harm, distress or making threats--in which case, we all stick together. We do not tolerate stalking, threats, manipulation or downright nastiness against one of our own.
OR
c. You're just ganging up/white knighting/showing allegiance for your favorite(s). If this is the case, stop. Stop. STOP.

Here's the difference: Roger seeing some jerkoff having a difficult time accepting Nigel as a strong, female opponent and telling that guy where to stick is as only a man can call-out another man is Right On. Someone popping in to reiterate all of Roger's points when he's already doing a fine job of nailing someone's balls to a chair is just schadenfreude. You're enjoying yourself. Or masturbating Roger. I don't care which. Stop it. However...

6. NOT stepping in when it's necessary/The Right Thing To Do.
If someone is clearly getting bullied or when someone's unfairly drowning/stumbling...OR because the person who's wrong is "higher ranking" and you don't have the integrity enough to try to bring things into focus, that's just fucked. It should be a welcome part of discourse for someone to say "Hey, dude, you have a lot of clout here but I gotta tell ya, FNG23 has a point. He's floundering about it but here's where he's solid: ..."

7. Exaggerated outrage directed at other members but disguised as righteous conscientiousness.
Really? It bothers you THAT, FUCKING MUCH that some chucklehead called all Hatian sugar-cane farmers a bunch of sketchy marshmallow-fuckers? REALLY? Are you really THAT FUCKING OUTRAGED that someone had the GALL to suggest that school uniforms are in fact, NOT a form of fascist indoctrination, but rather, a way to equalize students in mixed socioeconomic neighborhoods? REALLY? THAT makes them a fascist goat-fucker with no value to the human race? REALLLLLY????? ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID? DID YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS ALWAYS WIN AT THE WEEKLY ASS-KICKING CONTESTS IN YOUR OBVIOUSLY DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME???? You people make me SICK. YOU ARE THE REASON THE TEABAGGERS ARE WINNING. Go back to your Sarah Lee cream puffs and watch Oprah give away Vespas, sock-defiler.

See where I'm going with this?

8. Willful ignorance/continued feigned misunderstanding.
If someone makes their point, you misunderstand and challenge their point, loudly and obnoxiously and then they clarify the misunderstanding, STOP ATTACKING THEM FOR THE THING YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. Really. This gets like a runaway train in here sometimes. A little necessary disclosure: I'm biased on this point and I'll tell you why and then you can decide whether the point is still credible based on that but it's a fine example to underscore this...

Remember last year when I got into it with some people on here for comments I made about the military?  It was the Anarchism and Welfare thread. I made a point about the dissonance between some of stupid/nasty things people say they want to do or fantasize about doing and what they actually end up wanting to do when finally faced with that choice in reality.  To illustrate my point, I used the metaphor that there exist some people in this country who join the military because they want to (and I quote because I served with some of them) "blow shit up." But the minute someone gives them the keys to the tank, they comprehend the gravity of the situation and the idea of "blowing shit up" loses its charm quick.

Coyote rebutted with the fact that his service in the Army was always intended to be peaceful and anti-militaristic from the start and that he never intended to blow anything up, ever, nor was there ever a chance that he would.

Then I replied with something that was supposed to come out like: "Well, when you joined, if it turned out they didn't have a peaceful billet for you and the Army changed its mind, screwed you over and put a rocket-launcher in your hands, you'd be stuck blowing shit up. And even though that's never what you intended, you'd be stuck doing it and it'd be your own fault too because they told you when they swore you in and you agreed and promised that if the Army ever asked you to kill someone, you would."

What I actually said was:
QuoteTwo points:
1. Of COURSE you didn't join to kill anyone, neither have you said or done anything to indicate that you would enjoy taking lives. Troll account is trollish.

2. That said, the military is inherently violent and you are an adult, of legal age and entered willingly into a contract whose terms imply that you will likely, at some point, be required to take a life to not be in breach of that contract. I did it, you did it, I understand. There a level of disconnect from the following truth: "the purpose of the military is to kill people in a situation wherein my elected officials have determined they will not listen to reason." It's easy to forget when you're in your early 20s and indulging fantasies in your head of decoding intel and jumping out of airplanes but it is nonetheless true and your own fault/responsibility if, after jumping out of airplanes, your orders include putting a slug into the head of a 12 year old child, pointing a gun at you.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WAS HANOI JANE, CARESSING THE HAND OF A VIET-CONG FLIGHT OFFICER WITH HIS FINGER ON THE BUTTON OF THE BIG ONE, POINTED RIGHT AT THE HAIGHT.

Someone decided I was calling Coyote, Roger, his son, myself and the entire length and breadth of US SVMs and Vets baby-killers. Then I tried to clarify. No dice. I felt genuinely bad and tried to fix it. Over and over, I tried to make my point that he, I, Rog, all of us...we signed a contract with the military. Military inherently means use of militant force. Militant force implies people get killed by weapons. People getting killed by weapons necessarily means someone pulled some triggers somewhere along the way...whether they wanted to or not, triggers got squeezed. We are the ones who agreed to be the squeezers and many of us agreed to that hoping we'd never really have to but knowing deep-down that we might.

It didn't matter. No matter what I said, I was told that CLEARLY, I was calling coyote some nasty shit. It just got worse and worse. Runaway train. I was struck several times with thoughts about that scene in the Shawshank Redemption when Andy says "Don't be obtuse" and the warden was all like "WHAAAT did you call me?!?"

Somewhere along the way, someone in that mess had to have either known what I was really trying to say but chose keep riding that train all the way to Jackson...or simply refused to get to the bottom of it with me because they'd already decided what I meant and where I could shove my Jell-o Pudding Pop that day and they weren't about to let me keep it in the wrapper no matter WHAT the truth was.

I tried to stick it out but it became apparent that I really wasn't offering anyone anything of worth so...exit navkat.

9. Failure to compartmentalize flame-topics to their original thread.
On the surface, this seems to not be a problem but we all do this thing where we discredit or disarm someone's argument based on their statements in a thread where they were caught with their pants down. It follows them in the form of nicknames and dismissals.


10. Inability to apologize/admit wrong.

If you tore them down publicly, you should apologize publicly...or at least apologize privately but make the public effort to make nice without hiding behind some lame "I'm going to be the bigger person here" baloney.

11. We need to let shit roll off our backs.
So, someone waxed your nozzle widdershins instead of deasil. Okay, so? Let them be. It doesn't mean you lost or that they're right, it means you opted not to decorate your cage with their skull.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 04, 2013, 03:49:37 PM
^ Should qualify for more than POTD ^

we need a "Best Posts of the Information Age" fread
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 04, 2013, 06:25:13 PM
Fucking. Brilliant. Thanks, nav!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 05:58:32 PM
Quote from: Streaker at Fizzy GrizzlyFunny story about that place (Disneyland's It's a Small World ride). Couple weeks ago I was listening to the radio and they started talking about how an old handicap had to stay in the ride for hours because it broke. Everyone else was able to get off, but since he was strapped in and handicapped, he had to wait out the entire thing. He was also claustrophobic and had anxiety since he was old. But the worst part is easily having to listen to that dreadful song for hours. Disney Land, where dreams come true.

Every once in a while, that place has a flash of genius that makes waiting through all the in-jokes and 4Chan bullshit worthwhile.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2013, 06:06:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 05:48:24 PM
Communication is, by definition, the exchange of ideas between two or more people.  This isn't exactly a news flash.  However, communication requires that two or more people stay in the conversation.  This is where the concept of anti-communication comes in.

At a given point in many conversations, someone will say something specifically designed to shut down communication, either because they never intended to communicate in the first place, or because their butthurt has grown to the point where it's larger than they are, and they can't communicate past it.

It is important to distinguish, however, something said as an attention-getter.  Attention getters are an old, effective tool in speeches and writing.  For example, starting a paragraph with "I am a complete dumbass" or even "You People are complete dumbasses" grabs peoples' attention right away.

On the other hand, saying in the middle of a post that "You People clearly aren't capable of understanding any of this", in one manner or another, shuts your message down entirely. 

Also, appealing to authority is almost always a way to shut things down.  The reason I stopped posting in Think For Yourself, Schmuck during the BIP days was that any disagreement with the echo chamber mentality resulted in having one or two knuckleheads scream "WAY TO EAT THE MENU" inappropriately.  Likewise, being told that you must accept someone else's bigotry because of your own privilege has the same effect...And in both cases, it weakens the (very valid) concepts that are being misused.

The root of the matter is this:  If your choice of wording or your butthurt has caused your message to fail to reach its intended target - intentionally or otherwise - then you have not engaged in communication, you have indulged in anti-communication.  The failure of the idea to be transmitted and received is your failure, not the failure of those lousy ingrates that should "just listen to the message, not the way it was sent", which is, of course, patently ridiculous.  The burden of communication is on the person trying to send the idea, not the people receiving it.

Okay for Now,
The Good Reverend Doktor.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 12, 2013, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 05:58:32 PM
Quote from: Streaker at Fizzy GrizzlyFunny story about that place (Disneyland's It's a Small World ride). Couple weeks ago I was listening to the radio and they started talking about how an old handicap had to stay in the ride for hours because it broke. Everyone else was able to get off, but since he was strapped in and handicapped, he had to wait out the entire thing. He was also claustrophobic and had anxiety since he was old. But the worst part is easily having to listen to that dreadful song for hours. Disney Land, where dreams come true.

Every once in a while, that place has a flash of genius that makes waiting through all the in-jokes and 4Chan bullshit worthwhile.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on April 15, 2013, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 15, 2013, 02:53:21 AM
I just wrote this and sent to my idiot cousin. His parents seem to be unable to let the stupid bastard fall on his own face. How else will he learn? How do any of us learn?

Quote
Dear O,

I am writing this to you because it seems no one else wants to tell you these things, or you don't want to listen when they do.

I am also writing it because you have a certain admiration of me and so maybe it will sync in.

I have not had any conversations with your mother or father about this, and these are all my opinions.

I am sorry it's no in German, but people will be able to translate it, I'm sure.

Before I say anything else I want to say, you're probably going to get mad at me.

GOOD. You should be mad. You want to be a musician? You want to make ART? You better get mad because you are a richly fed dumbass white boy from the German suburbs. The rap game is some tough shit and you need to get hard fast. Get mad. USE the anger. Or you can cry about all of this like a giant baby. Your choice.


1. Pull you god damned head out of your ass.

You're not special, you're no new or different. The only thing you are bringing to the table is an appetite, you need to bring in some MEAT. You need to earn your own money, or otherwise work toward earning your own money. At this present moment you are not acting like a man in the tinyiest little bit. Not even a little bit.

A man always follows though on his word.
A man takes care of his own needs, so that he can take care of others.
A fully grown man makes sure he can pay his own bills.

You do not pay your bills. Your government GIVES YOU MONEY for NO REASON AT ALL. Do you have any idea how lucky that makes you? Do you think that happens in America? No. Here the children, hundreds and thousands of children STARVE TO DEATH. Are you starving to death? No. But close enough. That Mcdonalds you consume does not build more Oliver, it just builds a cranky asshole.

And believe me, I AM a cranky asshole. All the time. I am grumpy, unfriendly, rude, impatient, and mean. But people still like me and I successful because I take care of myself.

2. You want to be a rapper? Great. Get in line.

There are roughly two hundred million-billion people out there who want to be famous rappers. Or rappers at all. You want that? Prepare to bleed, sweat, and bleed. ART IS PAIN. You have to feel pain to create art, which is something that BELIEVE ME you have not felt. You have never known hunger, you have never wanted for anything.

You mom and dad had the time and money to raise you in such a way that there was not ONE SINGLE DAY where you did not get what you needed, and often from the looks of it, you got whatever you want.

THAT IS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS.

I saw you telling that place you wanted an advertisement for your single.

ARE YOU INSANE? THose people are in BUSINESS. They make money. Why in the fuck should they want anything to do with you? Who the hell do you think you are? WHen it comes to business you are nobody. Nobody. You know nothing about business.

You should be kissing that companies ass, begging them, making them fucking dinner, impressing them like you impress your woman. BETTER than you impress your woman.

If you want to be a rapper you better learn how business works and learn motherfucking FAST.

EVERY SINGLE RAP LEGEND, OF WHOM YOU PROBABLY KNOW LITTLE ABOUT, ARE BUSINESS MEN.

WHAT ARE YOU?

3. You are wasting an opportunity.

You know how many people who want to do art are in the position you're in? Nobody. Ever. You are super lucky. MAKE USE OF IT.

You have a supportive family, who are bascially paying your way, as though you were still a child. You don't really have bills. You have time to do whatever you want.

Make music. Spend 5 hours EVERY SINGLE WEEK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE learning about business. Spend 35 hours a week making music. Learn about rap legends. Learn how music works and what makes it better. As soon as you can PLAY SHOWS.

You are not going to make money on iTunes. Do you understand that will never, ever, ever happen? You are not going to make money on iTunes. You MAY earn a small living if you can play shows and make music into a BUSINESS that will work for you.

4. Finally,

I don't know your, uh, fiancee, but I have never met a woman in my life that liked staying with a guy who didn't have his shit together.

If nothing else I have said has gotten to you, or if you're all butthurt now, PAY ATTENTION:

YOUR WOMAN WILL LEAVE YOU, MANY, MANY WOMEN WILL LEAVE YOU IF YOU DON'T STEP UP, BE A MAN, AND MAKE SHIT HAPPEN FOR YOUR LIFE BY LEARNING HOW.

And here's the real bad news, sometimes they leave you anyway, because that's how the world is.

Sorry to be the one to tell you all this, but it seems like no one else can, or you won't listen to them if they do.

I love you cousin, don't be an asshole.


Love,
Alty

25 Tons of Truth.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 15, 2013, 04:46:54 PM
It is.

Truth tends to piss people off more often than not, though. Oh, well.

Keep us posted, Alty!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Salty on April 26, 2013, 12:42:18 AM
The whiny little bastard has disowned me, more or less.

Unfriended me, doesn't want to ever hear from me, see me, or speak to me ever again.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on April 26, 2013, 08:55:13 AM
All in all, unmitigated victory for Alty.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 26, 2013, 03:12:08 PM
Net loss for the whiny bastard.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on April 27, 2013, 05:00:04 PM
It'll come back to him.  Once the parts stop working as they should...YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2013, 09:48:12 PM
Well played.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 12, 2013, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
Quote

:lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2013, 12:24:34 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
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:lulz: :horrormirth:
Hmmm, a close contender but i prefer the delivery of this one made on the same day:
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 01, 2013, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on August 01, 2013, 01:41:11 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 01, 2013, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on August 01, 2013, 01:27:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 01, 2013, 01:00:02 AM
QuoteArnobio Morelix, a student at the University of Kansas School of Business, found himself asking the same question, so he did some financial modeling based on McDonald's annual reports and data sets submitted to investors.

Morelix's take: If McDonald's workers were paid the $15 they're demanding, the cost of a Big Mac would go up 68 cents, from its current price of $3.99 to $4.67.

A Big Mac meal would cost $6.66 rather than $5.69, and the chain's famous Dollar Menu would go for $1.17.

"Some folks online are complaining they will not pay $2 for their Dollar Menu, but the truth is that even if McDonald's doubled salaries the price hike would not be 100%," Morelix said. "I will be happy to pay 17 cents more for my Dollar Menu so that fast food workers can have a living wage, and I believe people deserve to know that price hikes would not be as high as it is often portrayed."

http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2013/07/30/how-much-would-a-big-mac-cost-if-mcdonalds-workers-were-paid-15-per-hour/

You know, I usually only get fast food if I need quick cheap eats, and I can't afford an extra 17 cents for the cheapest thing on the menu, then I may as well go home and get something out of the fridge. Totally cool with that price hike. Also, if it's $6.66 I'm more likely to get a big mac.
:lulz:
The Mac of the Beast.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on August 01, 2013, 09:01:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2013, 10:45:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 09:28:04 PM
As far as I can tell from first hand observation, the problem is a combination of inertia and disinformation.  As noted above, the decision makers are not given good information, both out of fear and also out of agenda-driven underlings.  Bad decisions are therefore made.

Repeat this process many, many times, and recognize that each bad decision gets a ball rolling.  The balls keep rolling even after attention is shifted to new decisions.  The decision makers may or may not know that any given "ball" is still rolling.  Later decisions not only have their own ill-effects, but combine with the earlier "balls".

People can see and recognize this.  As a result, CEOs are not chosen for their abilities, but for their charisma and their disposability.  The board, on the other hand, is composed of survivors who are too busy trying to maintain their position by setting the CEO up for failure to actually try to avert catastrophe.

Now add into this venture capital and banks.  THIS is where you find the psychopaths. 

Imagine that there is a huge banquet.  This is a corporation.  A number of people sit down to eat at this banquet.  The suckers think the winner is the last man sitting at the table.  The bankers and the venture capitalists understand the truth; The winner is the guy who eats first.

This attitude, of course, is what leads to short range thinking (helped along by the disposability of the CEO, who has to turn a growth every quarter or be removed), and leads to taking "cost-saving" shortcuts such as seen on the BP oil platform that, you know, devoured the Southeast coast.  The capital investors from the project were long gone.  The CEO, a certifiable moron by the name of Tony Hayward, was left holding the bag.  To give you an idea of why he was chosen as CEO, his response to the disaster was to sail around it in his yacht, complaining about the inconveniences he was suffering in his personal life as a response to the disaster.

This happens in EVERY industry, with the industries with the highest gross margin being the ones most effected.  You see the CEO, you blame the CEO, but the actual villain - if there is one - is long gone by the time you look, with all the serious boodle in hand.

This is ESPECIALLY true of most banks, who themselves are looting other industries.  Paul Cassano is the best example I can think of.  He was the CEO of AIG Financial Products, and he presided over the complete and utter rape of AIG by Goldman-Sachs, resulting in the 2008 meltdown.

So, the CEO may in fact be a bad guy.  He may in fact be a psychopath.  But he isn't THE bad guy.  You never heard of the bad guy before.  Until the bad guy gets put in charge of "the recovery".

And, often, there are either a myriad of bad guy, or none at all (sometimes sheer stupidity can look just like evil...And disinformation can look like conspiracy).

BUMP.

I was asked to comment on this.  Unfortunately, I've been busy lately, which is why this has taken me a while to get to.

I would, firstly, add the tendency to groupthink into any decision-making body.  Corporations are certainly not immune to this and, in fact, the prominence of certain faddish styles, such as New Age "positive thinking" and similar, suggest that at least some corporations may already be prone to irrational assessments of reality.  Remember, at one point, a toad controlled over $10 billion in financial investments in Tokyo (link (http://haquelebac.wordpress.com/2010/01/09/madame-nuis-toad/)).

CEO's often suffer from a particular bias which afflicts people who are gambling with other people's money.  Their loss aversion becomes much decreased because, although their position relies on bringing in ever increasing returns, they personally have very little at stake.  In theory, this should make them more impartial when assessing risk, however in practice it tends to cause them to underrate risk and overstate the advantages of their chosen course of action.  CEOs do tend to be good at shifting blame onto others, meaning even if their gamble does fail badly enough for the board to dismiss them, they are usually not out of a job for long.

There's also the case of shell corporations, and CEOs and their allies playing the better known company to help line their own pockets.  Recall Enron, where "special purpose entities" were created, transferring billions in Enron assets to their personal control under the guide of external contracting.  Special purpose entities are most commonly used however, to hide debts and inflate the worth of the company...like one would do if, as a CEO, they had undertaken a risky gamble and it failed to pay off.

If CEOs were the principal evildoers, they wouldn't need to do this.  But CEOs answer to higher powers...the board.  And the board themselves answer to higher powers...private equity firms. 

Who are the world's major private equity firms?   The Carlyle Group, Kohlberg Kravis Roberts, Goldman Sachs Principal Investment Group, The Blackstone Group, Bain Capital and TPG Capital, to name a few.  You'll likely know some of these, but not all of them.  And when a CEO's failure is exposed, when the company looks set to fail and flounder...they're the ones who will come in and purchase their assets, often at a significant markdown.  Of course, they can also help capitalize successful companies...but success doesn't last forever now, does it?  And when it doesn't, their lawyers and investment analysts will be waiting.

Post of the month.

Come back in September.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Triple Zero on August 27, 2013, 12:34:15 AM
it's september just yet but

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2013, 08:53:46 PM
QuoteHe might require a dose of the PD-style Discordia, but he's good people so please give it to him slowly ;-)
Ruins the effect.  It's like being run over by a steamroller.  Slowly is WORSE.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on August 29, 2013, 04:01:56 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 29, 2013, 01:23:15 PM
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 29, 2013, 08:29:47 AM
WHY IS "I USED TO KNOW TWO BRILLIANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO USED TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID BUT I KNOW YOU'RE WAY TOO NICE TO DO THAT" A DEFENSE AGAINST A NONATTACK. WHY CAN'T I EXPLAIN THAT ATHEISTS POINTING OUT INCONSISTENCIES IN THE BIBLE IS A VALID CRITIQUE WITHOUT IT BEING IMPLIED THAT I'M AN ATHEIST. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT SCIENCE DOES NOT EQUAL ATHEISM AND THAT SCIENCE DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF THERE'S A GOD UNLESS GOD CAN BE MEASURED.

It doesn't matter where or how you poke a pufferfish. It can only respond in one way.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/pufferfish_673_600x450.jpg)

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2013, 04:21:21 PM
I love how puffer fish always look like just the happiest little inflatable creatures you ever did see!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 07:50:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2013, 07:47:22 PM
Congress is full of underachievers with skinny weiners who will never amount to anything and don't even lift.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on September 09, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
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Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:34:33 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 07:50:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2013, 07:47:22 PM
Congress is full of underachievers with skinny weiners who will never amount to anything and don't even lift.

Seconded.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on October 24, 2013, 04:29:22 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 24, 2013, 03:53:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 24, 2013, 03:49:34 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 24, 2013, 03:48:14 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 24, 2013, 03:22:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 24, 2013, 03:21:00 AM
In the summer, at night, the people across the street can see directly into my living room. So when I make the sweet body music with my dear girlfriend, rather than showing them her glorious form, I make sure to bend over and give them a good look into my hairy brown eye, just in case.

I wish I could do that.  I mean, they get the hair, but there's too much hair for them to get the rest.

Yeah, that's unfortunate. For the full effect, you really need that faint glimpse of pale, quivering mass underneath. A flesh undulating and hidden beneath that tangle of scraggley, furious hair. It reflects the moonlight and there, peeking from within, the nightmare of dank knot. An exit from a world of woes, a hellish portal created seemingly for malevolence alone. And beyond that, just shy of a furiously flapping scrotum bedecked in more wirey insulation, a plane of skin that has never seen a happy day and never will.

And then, just briefly, in the fraction of a second betweeen the spectacle catching your eye and the wracking shudder that follows, you know that taint all to well. For that moment, you are the taint. Then you are changed forever.

I don't feel very pretty right now.   :sad:

Hush.

You are beautiful.   :eek:

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2013, 08:39:29 PM
Not a post here, but:

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/27/21194968-british-street-artist-banksy-trashes-design-of-one-world-trade-center

Quote"Nobody comes to New York to bathe in your well-mannered common sense," he wrote. "We're here for the spirit and audacity. Of which One World Trade has none."

:lulz:

Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:56:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 08:39:29 PM
Not a post here, but:

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/27/21194968-british-street-artist-banksy-trashes-design-of-one-world-trade-center

Quote"Nobody comes to New York to bathe in your well-mannered common sense," he wrote. "We're here for the spirit and audacity. Of which One World Trade has none."

:lulz:

The comments on there make me wish my "slap people in the face through the Internet" invention was past the paper napkin phase.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2013, 08:58:20 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:56:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 08:39:29 PM
Not a post here, but:

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/27/21194968-british-street-artist-banksy-trashes-design-of-one-world-trade-center

Quote"Nobody comes to New York to bathe in your well-mannered common sense," he wrote. "We're here for the spirit and audacity. Of which One World Trade has none."

:lulz:

The comments on there make me wish my "slap people in the face through the Internet" invention was past the paper napkin phase.

The spelling alone is enough to get me rolling.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on November 13, 2013, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2013, 03:36:45 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 13, 2013, 03:33:21 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2013, 03:28:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 13, 2013, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2013, 03:22:40 PM
I bought a bag of Freedom and all I got was this lousy flag I'm not even allowed to wipe my ass on.

"I went to Afghanistan and all I got was this lousy prosthetic limb"

"I protested at the G8, and all I got was toxic derivatives and no prospect of ever retiring"

I stole a bunch of shit and all I got was to keep it. For free!

"I fought and died for Universal Suffrage, but all I got to vote for was John Jackson and Jack Johnson"
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Payne on November 13, 2013, 07:46:15 PM
I cribbed that from Futurama.

But all of you knew that anyway.

I steal ALL of my best bits.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: hooplala on November 18, 2013, 11:25:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 14, 2013, 02:10:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 02:09:29 PM
Somewhat off topic but dear god man why do you have so many children?

Law of averages.  One of them will eventually act the way he wants it to.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on November 20, 2013, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Emoticon Theater presents A Day at the Holist Household:

QuoteHoney, I came home from work and the 3.5 year old says she hasn't been fed all day.
\
:sadbanana:

I'm BUSY.
\
:boot:

You're on the computer.  The child is starving.
\
:sadbanana:

Look, this is IMPORTANT.  Roger is WRONG.
\
:mad:

I think the child may be more important.
\
:sadbanana:

I'M STARTING TO DOUBT WHETHER YOU'RE REALLY MY IDEAL WIFE AFTER ALL.
\
:mad:

...
\
:sadbanana:

GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
\
:mad:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Suu on December 16, 2013, 11:27:58 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 11:12:12 PMIt's like having Oompa Loompas describe a sexual assault.

As soon as I typed it... that fucking mental image.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 17, 2013, 11:10:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:28:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 17, 2013, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 09:52:19 PM
I can't look at octopus meat without being sad.

Same. Cephalopods and veal are on the "not food because feelings" list.

Cephalopods are on the "tasty when boiled" list.

How... how could you?
                       \
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation.com/media/2010/08/cute-baby-animals---new-species-of-octo-squee.jpg)

I laughed so hard I actualy shit monitors into my coffee
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 02:08:19 AM
:thanks:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on December 25, 2013, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 24, 2013, 02:42:05 PM
>He was known to "purchase cocaine for his personal use and also, on occasion, share it with others,"

Hey, he's sharing, I don't really see the problem.

Quote from: Cain on December 24, 2013, 04:22:15 PM
Sharing is a gateway drug for Communism
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 05, 2014, 05:39:26 AM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 05, 2014, 04:49:36 AM
/b/oxxy must be sacrificed to our new queen Miley. Blood for the twerk god!
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on January 14, 2014, 02:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2014, 09:44:44 AM
Honestly, how obsessed are the media with Sharon's withdrawal from Gaza?  He led a life of killing, and that one decent act was demanded by international law.

I mean, Mandela picked up the gun briefly and we never heard the end of it.  Sharon worked closely with Phalangist militias who debated whether they should simply murder people, or rape them before killing them (and that is no exaggeration - they literally discussed this).  But he told settlers to withdraw from Gaza!  Man of peace!  We can't melt the metal for a Nobel Peace Prize fast enough!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 14, 2014, 12:55:05 PM
What do you expect, when a president that indiscriminately murders civilians gets the peace prize, and spends his acceptance speech talking about the benefits of war?
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2014, 01:15:37 PM
I dunno.  I mean, when the Times did it's obit of Kurt Vonnegut, it basically spent two-thirds of the article calling him Hitler because he used an inflated Dresden death toll, before people knew David Irving was a lying twat.

I mean, by that standard, Sharon is basically Galactus.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 14, 2014, 01:24:14 PM
It's like there's some sort of bias against people who are anti-violence, or something.

:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 27, 2014, 05:45:42 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on January 27, 2014, 05:30:58 AM
Oh, me? What do I do?

I fucking FEED you filthy swine. And most of you goddamned ratfuck bastards can't even get that right. That single most (or second most, for some folks) basic biological drive. You fuckers do things in public that you would NEVER try at home. Say shit to your server that you would NEVER say to your wife.

Or maybe you would.

Maybe you're THAT kind of guy.

Either way I'd like to go back in time and slap the tits right off of your mom so you starve to death before you grow up to be one of those assholes who goes to a restaurant and then asks for something that's not even on the menu. Or sits there at the bar drinking one of our delicious Irish-style red ales and munching on some breaded and fried chicken wings and asks if we can make a gluten-free calzone. Or waits until after EVERYONE is finished with EVERYTHING to ask the server to split the bill into separate checks for a party of 12. Or makes a reservation on a busy night and shows up 20 minutes late. Or otherwise just generally does not know how to behave and/or how not to be a complete shitneck pain in everyone's balls when they go out to eat. And for fuck's sake don't be one of those cloaca-huffers who tries to treat the employees like they're your feudal serfs. News flash, asshole: there's at least a 50% chance I make more than you do, and the full-time servers all make more than I do. You're not special because you decided to spend $50 on food and beer just like about half of, oh, FUCKING EVERYONE does once a week or so. Whooptee fuck. Should I come to your house and tell you the fuck what next time I fly on a Boeing jet and my seat isn't all that comfortable? Fuck you. I hope you choke on that burger.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 10, 2014, 02:45:47 AM
Via Roger:

Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:06:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rw51M0Yl.jpg)

Stupid Imgur wasn't loading. I'm waiting for a response now.  :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:12:01 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH

(http://i.imgur.com/DBSRHrS.jpg)

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 10, 2014, 03:01:22 AM
Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on May 10, 2014, 02:45:47 AM
Via Roger:

Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:06:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rw51M0Yl.jpg)

Stupid Imgur wasn't loading. I'm waiting for a response now.  :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:12:01 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH

(http://i.imgur.com/DBSRHrS.jpg)

:potd:

:spittake:

This is beautiful.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2014, 03:48:53 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 10, 2014, 03:01:22 AM
Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on May 10, 2014, 02:45:47 AM
Via Roger:

Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:06:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rw51M0Yl.jpg)

Stupid Imgur wasn't loading. I'm waiting for a response now.  :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:12:01 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH

(http://i.imgur.com/DBSRHrS.jpg)

:potd:

:spittake:

This is beautiful.

Poison pen letters are a specialty of mine.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 10, 2014, 07:04:04 PM
I know quite a lot of christians but none of them ever says something like 'that is not very christian of you' Where do you find these people?
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: trix on May 10, 2014, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Regret on May 10, 2014, 07:04:04 PM
I know quite a lot of christians but none of them ever says something like 'that is not very christian of you' Where do you find these people?

I get that exact quote ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

I usually go with "Yeah but it's totally Discordian of me", but only because I lack a good clever zinger to respond to this.

Maybe Roger can help?  He is cleverer wordsmith than I
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2014, 05:44:11 AM
Quote from: trix on May 10, 2014, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Regret on May 10, 2014, 07:04:04 PM
I know quite a lot of christians but none of them ever says something like 'that is not very christian of you' Where do you find these people?

I get that exact quote ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

I usually go with "Yeah but it's totally Discordian of me", but only because I lack a good clever zinger to respond to this.

Maybe Roger can help?  He is cleverer wordsmith than I

It helps knowing the bible cover-to-cover as well.  Because when people say "that is not very Christian of you", there's usually a good quote to demonstrate that the person saying that isn't very Christian.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cain on May 11, 2014, 05:56:20 PM
When in doubt, quote 1 John 2:9:

QuoteAnyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: minuspace on May 13, 2014, 07:51:57 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 11, 2014, 05:56:20 PM
When in doubt, quote 1 John 2:9:

QuoteAnyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.
True dat.  And if the hate is veiled, then, disparaging or invidious comparisons to the order of what I am not, generally, need not be addressed to yours truly.  That's just good manners  :wink:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Aucoq on July 05, 2014, 09:04:27 PM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on May 10, 2014, 02:45:47 AM
Via Roger:

Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:06:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rw51M0Yl.jpg)

Stupid Imgur wasn't loading. I'm waiting for a response now.  :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 08:12:01 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAH

(http://i.imgur.com/DBSRHrS.jpg)

:potd:

"Because if I am as ready to meet my maker when I die as I am to sew your garb at minimum wage, I shall surely go to hell."  Pure fucking genius.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Junkenstein on July 10, 2014, 06:35:14 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on July 10, 2014, 02:12:06 PM
Quote from: Pæs on July 08, 2014, 03:11:06 AM
It means he's going to professionally generate principle-centered expertise to aid in our energistically conceptualizing team driven technology and scalable bandwidth as a service which will add value to our users by compellingly customizing real-time materials to facilitate ubiquitous content delivery.

Quote from: Junkenstein on July 08, 2014, 01:04:06 PM
It means that he's going to synergise existing suppliers to explore potential growth options in the consumer interface market by dynamically altering the non-live-time variable through the interactive cloud hub with a focus on interpersonal relationship building to leverage new market growth opportunities.

Holy hell look at all of the corporate power point talk going on with no graphs to give everyone better understanding of what Pope Lecherous' alts will bring to the table.  Please allow me.

These first two graphs show the change in our stock options as well as the monthly income per user of this website.
(http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y412/Ironmaiden6972/graph1_zps0653004c.jpg) (http://s1273.photobucket.com/user/Ironmaiden6972/media/graph1_zps0653004c.jpg.html)
Alright, that looks kind of bleak, but here is the REAL kicker.  These things are all about SYNERGY.  As you can see, Pope alts will really bring the heat in the SYNERGY department.
(http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y412/Ironmaiden6972/synergygraph_zps6ae1c808.jpg) (http://s1273.photobucket.com/user/Ironmaiden6972/media/synergygraph_zps6ae1c808.jpg.html)
A lot of people say "hey, what is synergy anyways".  I'm glad you asked.
Synergy is a term invented by oil companies after they created synthetic oil.  They felt that synthetic oil was so good for energy that they coined the term to describe what a well-oiled machine their companies were, and as such, it is derived from synthetic oil energy, shortened to synergy.

Actually that whole last paragraph was bull-shit, I don't know why I took the time to type it out.  Moving on to the final graph, you can see that the Blue dot in the orange circle is the aiming point for success.  The current aim of PD.com is the black dot.  As you can see, we are left of center.  With the help of Pope alts, we could be slightly less left of center.
(http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y412/Ironmaiden6972/success_zpsb88ef255.jpg) (http://s1273.photobucket.com/user/Ironmaiden6972/media/success_zpsb88ef255.jpg.html)
Coffee and donuts are available around back.

Worth saving so it doesn't get lost in the shit flinging to come.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Pæs on July 12, 2014, 11:25:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 11, 2014, 02:02:35 AM
I have temp banned Pope Lecherous and LuciferX for racist insults aimed at another board member (Nigel), although the aiming part wasn't necessary.

The admin group will of course have to decide as a group whether or not to make the ban permanent.

I suggest an open vote, but if ANY admin is uncomfortable with this, we'll take it to PM.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 28, 2014, 11:56:05 AM
Quote from: trix on July 27, 2014, 12:40:33 AM
Quote from: zackli on July 26, 2014, 11:16:24 PM
While I'm not sure what it was that you appear to be so upset about

HELLO my fellow ape!!!

GREETINGS and SALUTATIONS!

I wish to capture your attention for the moment, to tell you a story. The story of trix (with pictures!):

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-

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Once upon a time in the jungle, there was a monkey. 

Much like many other monkeys before him, this monkey enjoyed monkey things, like crawling around on four limbs, flinging his own shit at other monkeys, and most of all, getting up on his hind legs and HOLLERIN his monkey holler.

:showus:

One day, this monkey started to realize he was different from the other monkeys.  He looked around and many of the other monkeys seemed to be content simply flinging shit and crawling around and hollerin, but this monkey was no longer so satisfied.  This monkey wanted to see if there wasn't more out there than shit-flinging and hollerin.  In fact, having realized that shit-flinging and hollerin weren't as great as he used to think, he started to look down on the other monkeys that hadn't come to his conclusion.  After all, didn't this realization make him smarter than the other monkeys?  Isn't it better to be smarter?

:winner:

So this monkey started to believe himself better than other monkeys, and set off to find out if there wasn't a better place for him than the jungle.

Now, let me interrupt this story to point out two things this monkey had missed, in his assumptions.

1: His part of the jungle contained few monkeys, so it's not a good indication of the intelligence of monkeys in general.  The smartest monkey in one group could easily be the dumbest in another.

2: It's entirely possible other monkeys had already thought out his train of thought long before, and decided in the end that shit-flinging and hollerin were, after all, worthwhile life choices.  And those hypothetical monkeys are not wrong.

Anyway back to the story.

So this monkey left his tiny jungle and entered the World-At-Large.  Leaving behind his monkey name, he dubbed the nickname "trix", and set off to find some meaning in a suddenly much larger world.  Now, the monkey understood that the world he had just entered was much larger and much more diverse than anything he had previously encountered, but he did not follow that train of thought to the point where he'd have realized this meant he was no longer the Smartest Gorilla In The Room (SGITR).

One day while wandering, this monkey came across a very unusual tribe of monkeys he did not recognize.  These monkeys were unlike anything he had ever seen.  Not only did they have a very different take on shit-flinging and hollerin that he found refreshing, but these monkeys appeared to be much more intelligent than his old tribe, and thus, in his mind, finally a tribe worth joining!

:lambs:

There were things the monkey did not understand about this new tribe, however.  For one, they preferred to stand on their hind legs, even when not hollerin!!  Another thing, they had shaved off most of their monkey fur and developed a rather clever set of ways they communicate with each other.  A standard that was very effective in their particular community at allowing intelligent discussion with minimal derailment into monkey noises and shit flinging. The monkey also discovered that this new tribe set a higher standard for monkeys, and wouldn't be likely to accept him just based on his word that he wasn't like those lesser monkeys.

At this point, our monkey friend could have simply introduced himself, said hello, and began to absorb the culture and social cues of this new tribe, so that his inclusion could happen with maximum smoothness and minimal whacking with the stick.  But this particular monkey had already discovered he was smarter than other monkeys, goddamnit, and these new monkeys were going to LEARN IT.  So he did the only thing you can really expect a monkey to do, when faced with a challenge like this.

He took a big, smelly, huge shit, targeted one the most vocal, active, respected members of the tribe, and flung it with all his might.

Then, as the tribe charged, he dug his heels in deep and flung shit after shit at everyone in sight, because he was smarter than other monkeys and was going to WIN DAMNIT.

:supertard:

...

Years later, we have this same monkey.  He really hasn't changed all that much.  He still loves to fling shit sometimes, loves to holler when he thinks he should holler, and every now and then will drop down on all fours and crawl around in the dirt because he wants to.  However, the tribe is far less hostile to him, and he can effectively communicate and learn from them now.  What changed?  Well, first and foremost, the monkey finally figured out he was in a different room than the one he started in, and he was no longer the smartest ape.  In fact, he wasn't even in the top ten percent.  Hell, he probably wasn't even above average.

It took a long time for this to sink in for this particular monkey, having always been praised and expected to be the smartest, back in his own jungle.  It still causes friction and shit-flinging at times... But again, the major difference is that the monkey can communicate with this tribe that he respects and admires, and is able to put aside his own ego to adopt some humility (which, amazingly, is actually a virtue here) and learn from all the resources, knowledge, experience, and intelligence present in this community.

I hope you learn quicker than this monkey, as it was not a fun road to go down.  Read up on the SGiTR for more.

Also I'm very stoned right now so this might have been worded terribly.

Anyway I guess my point is, if the story wasn't clear, that much of what you write has the smell of an elitist SGiTR syndrome.  This rubs many people the wrong way.  Then you throw in some random pinealism, which this board is particularly sensitive to, and which does not help anything.

In short,
:notnice:



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This has been another PNWR (post-not-worth-reading) by the trix.


(Edited to fix typos and wording a bit)
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on August 17, 2014, 05:53:10 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 22, 2014, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 18, 2014, 03:11:09 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 18, 2014, 02:41:35 PM
Quote from: BrotherPrickle on December 17, 2014, 07:06:29 PM
Squid in the wild die soon after reproduction, on purpose. When uplifted by humans, ingeniopods were made to be capable of multiple reproductive events without dying. But there's still an instinct down deep in their heritage to have sex and die. It has become a twisted impulse that mashes together a desire for murder/suicide with sex. So, I envision the dark sexuality of the creatures in Lovecraft would resonate, and they'd engage in worship and rituals involving them to hold back these instincts.

Wait a minute...

What squid species die after reproduction in a pre-planned way? Most squid have short lifespans, so they only get one or two cracks at mating seasons, but I think you've got octopuses on the brain here (specifically the giant pacific octopus).

Well. I did say we were prudish about such things, but very well.

Architeuthis explodius, or more commonly, the demolition squid, is known for its tendency to interweave complex displays of explosions into its behavior. Whilst this grants it an obvious advantage in hunting, and assists it in claiming territory in the London sewers where it is most commonly encountered, it does make the mating habits of the species both difficult to observe and highly dangerous for members of the species, observers, and the structural integrity of nearby buildings.

Quite why the demolition squid feels compelled to hunt out unexploded bombs and incorporate them into its mating ritual is a subject hotly contested by scholars of the species. It is believed that it may have come about during the blitz, when several of the species were caught with their pants down during a raid, and the sudden introduction of several tons of explosive force leant a certain 'kick' to proceedings. Now, it seems that mating rights are accorded only to the pair who can accumulate the most 'bang'. Thus the popular slang in artillery units throughout the world, who refer to shelling as 'stirring up the squids' or 'spreading the ink'.

The most convincing argument for the behavior, however, is that it helps to keep territorial conflicts to a minimum. Following the presentation of the largest collection of shells (or 'banging beaks' as they are known in the squid's own community), the lesser squids retreat to their lairs, and detonate their explosives alone. Without the cushioning material of a second squid (and the impact-absorbing 'fluids' excreted during the mating), this results in large sections of London being opened up for new territorial claims. As the squids can't afford the rent in high class areas, and it keeps the property developers in regular business, nobody minds too much. Well, not anyone important anyway.

AND NOW YOU KNOW.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2015, 05:48:25 AM
Goddammit, DemoSquid.   :lulz: :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2018, 04:13:30 AM
On FB today, me talking to Zenpatista:

QuoteThink of my career as Melania Trump, and your career as Melania Trump only without the gold toilets.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Zenpatista on March 06, 2018, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2018, 04:13:30 AM
On FB today, me talking to Zenpatista:

QuoteThink of my career as Melania Trump, and your career as Melania Trump only without the gold toilets.

That is far too ridiculously accurate. Angry, balding white men yell frequently where I work. And most of the time I take it stoically like MT. I work in a public university and nothing I have is gold plated. In fact the entire operation is sometimes more similar to the toilet interior rather than any kind of toiled, plated or not. 
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2018, 05:26:23 PM
It's not a post from here, but:

As she lay there next to me, completely spent,
one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax...
you're not the first doctor who's ever slept
with one of his patients," but another kept
nagging at me, "Dude, you're a veterinarian."
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: minuspace on August 26, 2018, 01:54:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2018, 05:26:23 PM
It's not a post from here, but:

As she lay there next to me, completely spent,
one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax...
you're not the first doctor who's ever slept
with one of his patients," but another kept
nagging at me, "Dude, you're a veterinarian."
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2019, 11:49:10 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 16, 2010, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 01:10:45 PM
ATTACK OF THE MOUSTACHE BANDIT!

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Bump
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: LMNO on March 18, 2019, 12:01:39 PM
How did those pics survive the photobucket purge?  I sure as hell didn't buy a subscription.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on March 18, 2019, 12:48:52 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2019, 12:01:39 PM
How did those pics survive the photobucket purge?  I sure as hell didn't buy a subscription.

I think photobucket chickened out.. I see a bunch of their old links work again, albeit with a watermark.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on April 11, 2019, 04:46:58 PM
Years late, but I am awarding St. Vincent Post of the Day for this gem:


Quote from: Verthaine on September 26, 2005, 11:05:16 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Verthaine...
There are discordians here that think it is their duty to sow discord and create chaos.And there are those of us who know better...

OK, dude, you know I wouldn't call you out on something if I didn't feel it was not only justified but necessary...

THAT statement is some seriously judgemental bullshit. I shouldn't have to explain why, but if you want me to, I will (in as non-assholish a way as possible, and over PM if you prefer.)

8)
Let me clarify.very few here know how to sow discord that
1-teaches some one a valuable lession
2-creates something positive out of it
3-doesn't make a bad situation worse
4-doesn't blow up in you face.
5-unwilling to face the consequences of wht they sow

and as to creating chaos
1-only eris can create chaos.
2-what people mistake for chaos is actaully drama.

I always thought being a discordian should at least give you an understanding as to when it is nescessary to generate eristic vibe to counteract an area that is heavily infeated with aneristic energy.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: MMIX on April 11, 2019, 05:09:59 PM
Damn, but I miss Verthaine :(
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Telarus on April 14, 2019, 08:04:00 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fujikoma on April 16, 2019, 12:52:52 PM
Mittens.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: FrankFoster on May 27, 2019, 02:31:36 AM
As for me, the best posts are about the shock or other not ordinary news.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 05:28:54 AM
Quote from: FrankFoster on May 27, 2019, 02:31:36 AM
As for me, the best posts are about the shock or other not ordinary news.

Edgy.
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fujikoma on May 28, 2019, 01:30:35 AM
Frank, do yourself a favor an back away slowly...
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Cramulus on November 14, 2020, 03:24:33 PM
randomly found this, decided it needed a bump
Title: Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
Post by: Fujikoma on November 14, 2020, 09:18:31 PM
So true, lmfao. I too pray for great healing of Dok.