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Messages - Doktor Howl

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: Today at 06:40:47 am »
Won't SOMEBODY think of the bottom line?

Newsfeed? Or a Disco variant, like:

"PD.com: Someone had to think of the bottom line."

Or even simpler:

"PD.com: We thought of the bottom line."

HIMEOBS:  YOU CANNOT LINE YOUR BOTTOM ENOUGH.

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We're averaging 760,000 new cases a day, go us!

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Apple Talk / Re: Discordian Grin: Old School Discordians.
« on: January 18, 2022, 08:29:56 pm »
I feel that it is worth mentioning that LMNO never told us who the fuck pays physicists.

After doing a bit of digging, turns out it's... Philosophy Departments.


Huh.  Go figure.

I knew it.  Those bastards.  Plato's Cave, indeed.  Imagine you're in a ruin, and the only thing you can see are the shadows burned into the walls, so all you know is THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK WITH US and you can never really be free of this delusion because it's real and also because there are always more nukes and at some level you know that FUCKING WITH US ISN'T ACTUALLY NECESSARY.

I needed this sort of motivation today.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: January 08, 2022, 07:11:33 pm »
 :lulz:

That saves me the search & replace.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: January 08, 2022, 02:22:19 am »
Hey Cain, I need your "JEWS LIVE UNDER MY BED" rant, if you have it saved.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: December 24, 2021, 03:43:39 pm »
Yesterdays Star Trek Discovery (S4E6) was the absolute worst episode ever made, from any series ever.

I say this as a Discovery fan. 

It ruined my life.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: December 23, 2021, 09:53:59 pm »
Who wants a cookie? Oh you don't oh I see.

Ask them a couple of other questions to get the "no"s started.  Then ask about the cookie.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: December 21, 2021, 07:04:03 pm »
Yeah, it's a whole lot of fun.

For me, the favorite age is 4-8.  They're old enough to ask questions, and young enough to want to ask the questions.

I'm looking forward to this, we are at the yes/no stage (everything is no)

There's a cure for that.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: December 12, 2021, 06:34:05 am »
By the way, has anyone heard from Altered/Nullified?

I'm beginning to worry a bit.

You should know better than that. Iím like bedbugs: what doesnít kill me turns me into a biblical plague.

Nah, but really, Iím actually doing mostly okay. Iím doing the need-work-need-housing dance again, but I have a wonderful lady Iím seeing later today so it isÖ really hard to care about my personal trouble.

Itís Bloodborne and Glenmorangie 10 yr tonight. Itís the second date.

At some point the story will need telling, because we met because A: I met Discordians visiting Chicago, B: I realized I liked not being a hermit, and C: I thought she was a scumfuck Nazi infiltrator.

I havenít been posting because Iím tired and old. Iím using diclofenac gel on my knees, really. I keep intending to post and clean forgetting, or else realizing that I have no valuable contributions.

ďIím homeless on Jan 1st again, but I got a date coming upĒ is like a minced oath minus the creative writing part, and now that Iím tethered to Chicago (I would die for this woman, I am goddamn well staying in transit range) what can anyone even do to save me anyway?

Sorry for the worry.

I'm just glad you're alive to check in.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: December 12, 2021, 06:32:08 am »
Sorry I meant I am glad he got creamed and not someone else, no sympathy for him

Yes, it scored low on body count, but got full marks for grotesqueness.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: December 11, 2021, 04:55:44 am »
By the way, has anyone heard from Altered/Nullified?

I'm beginning to worry a bit.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: December 11, 2021, 04:55:16 am »
Yeah, it's a whole lot of fun.

For me, the favorite age is 4-8.  They're old enough to ask questions, and young enough to want to ask the questions.

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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is fucking wild, man
« on: December 11, 2021, 04:53:54 am »
I love facebook.  It lets me be me without all the expensive dental work.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: December 11, 2021, 01:17:36 am »
Incredibly relieved he only hurt himself, generally the play stupid games win stupid prizes games on the road results in people who weren't even playing getting the prize

What?  No, that dude was as dead as you get.

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Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« on: December 09, 2021, 11:17:20 pm »
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NPCs?

Hey, what's it like to be a real person in a world of zombies?  It has to be kind of special.

Feels like it did when 80% of people stayed home and I was driving to work on an empty highway because I was termed "essential".  Essential to what?  No one knows.

It's a shame and a disgrace that you were literally the only person that happened to.

I wish Generalissimo was still around.  He'd hold your hand and dry your tears.

I have good word that the Generalissimo is alive and well. Can't say the same about the state of Salazore, though.

If the generalissimo was alive, the world would be still be sexy.

Does the world look sexy right now?

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