Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2005, 12:49:46 AM

Title: It's been fun.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2005, 12:49:46 AM
To all of you that have shared a few yuks with me, so long.  To the rest of you, well, so long.

Or kill me.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 12:58:22 AM
and good riddance to bad rubbish.

nice drama-weenie board-suicide post, BTW. Looks like you've been taking tips from Trollax.

8)
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 01:01:17 AM
you gonna let Me run you off Roger?
just cause I locked a few threads?
you can argue with Turd but you run when I put my foot down?



ok


do what you gotta do
good luck
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: agent compassion on February 08, 2005, 01:02:57 AM
*sigh*

I'd say don't go, Rog, but I know you'll be back eventually, so...smell ya later... :)
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 01:06:27 AM
cheers rog. taker easy eh
Title: Re: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:06:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerTo all of you that have shared a few yuks with me, so long.  To the rest of you, well, so long.

Or kill me.

LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE GIRLIE CRY!
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:07:03 AM
ROger isnt gone guys
he just pulled a Turd and changed his name
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:09:35 AM
Quote from: GODROger isnt gone guys
he just pulled a Turd and changed his name

EVERYONE KNOWS ROGER AND I KEPT SEPARATE MONIKERS, SMARTASS.

HE'S GONE.

DEAL.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:11:11 AM
you arent gone
youre still here
how can we miss you if you wont go away?
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:12:09 AM
Quote from: GODyou arent gone
youre still here
how can we miss you if you wont go away?

*I'M* NOT GONE.

WHICH PART IS CONFUSING YOU?
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:15:40 AM
why you feel the need for Chef and Roger?
Are you a split personality?


we all grok that Roger = Chef
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Pedero on February 08, 2005, 03:21:21 AM
So long and thanks for... something.

...And I thought it could have been all solved by sex.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:27:46 AM
Quote from: GODwhy you feel the need for Chef and Roger?
Are you a split personality?


we all grok that Roger = Chef

IN ORDER:

I DON'T.

NOT ANYMORE.

THAT STATEMENT IS NO LONGER ACCURATE.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:32:18 AM
I shall do my best to remember that then Kiddo
please do forgive me if I forget
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:33:42 AM
Quote from: GODI shall do my best to remember that then Kiddo
please do forgive me if I forget

I'M SURE I'LL REMIND YOU.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 08, 2005, 03:34:03 AM
Quote from: GODROger isnt gone guys
he just pulled a Turd and changed his name
At least when Goat Turd changes his name he doesn't go through this whole charade of being another person :roll:
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:38:57 AM
Quote from: eldora_avalon
Quote from: GODROger isnt gone guys
he just pulled a Turd and changed his name
At least when Goat Turd changes his name he doesn't go through this whole charade of being another person :roll:

TROOF.  HE DOESN'T POST SHIT LIKE THIS ALL OVER THE BOARD IN A FIT OF PIQUE, EITHER:

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/february/ogrish-dot-com-train_suicide1.jpg

THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:41:35 AM
tasty





Malaul - regular reader of www.rotten.com
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:45:46 AM
now I know youre mad at me but please remember that we do have younger eyes here...
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:48:02 AM
Quote from: GODnow I know youre mad at me but please remember that we do have younger eyes here...

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.  YOU DARED ME.  NOW, I WONDER IF I CAN SPAM FASTER THAN YOU CAN SHAVE OFF IMG TAGS?

AND THAT'S JUST ONE PERSON.

ENJOY THE FC TROLL ARMY.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:49:51 AM
if I dared you to jump offa bridge would you?
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:51:10 AM
Quote from: GODif I dared you to jump offa bridge would you?

NO.  BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE FUNNY TO ME.

THIS WILL BE.

I THINK YOU WILL COME TO LIKE ME, MALAUL.  BETTER THAN THAT PUSSY REV.

CHEF D,
IS ONLY GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 03:52:58 AM
no no no....

dare him to do something cool.

like subway bombings (mass transit or sandwich shop, I don't care)

or a bioweapon release in a major city

or spamming the DHS forums with Iraqi horse porn

or something.

8)
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:58:13 AM
Quote from: Tontons Macoutsno no no....

dare him to do something cool.

like subway bombings (mass transit or sandwich shop, I don't care)

or a bioweapon release in a major city

or spamming the DHS forums with Iraqi horse porn

or something.

8)

SORRY, CHUMP.

CHEF WILL NOT BE HARRASSING THE NORMALS.  FREAKS ARE MY CHOSEN PREY.

WHEREVER THERE ARE GOTHS, NEW-AGEY TYPES, ANTI-WAR PROTESTORS, OR JUST YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY, HOME-GROWN ECCENTRICS, CHEF WILL BE THERE TO HARM THEM.

CHEF D,
FINALLY RUNNING THA SHOW.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 04:01:27 AM
Quote from: ChefI THINK YOU WILL COME TO LIKE ME, MALAUL.  BETTER THAN THAT PUSSY REV.
"rog" wasnt a pussy
and I like just about everyone...
Hence why I locked those forums
It was gettin personal with you guys and it didtn need to be
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 04:04:07 AM
Quote from: GOD
Quote from: ChefI THINK YOU WILL COME TO LIKE ME, MALAUL.  BETTER THAN THAT PUSSY REV.
"rog" wasnt a pussy
and I like just about everyone...
Hence why I locked those forums
It was gettin personal with you guys and it didtn need to be

HE WAS A PUSSY.

HE CAVED.  NOT A REAL MAN AT ALL.

HE SHOULD HAVE FUCKED THE BOARD UP OVER THAT BLATANT ABUSE OF POWER.

I WON'T (FOR THAT REASON, ANYWAY).

CHEF D,
*LIKES* BLATANT ABUSES OF POWER.  KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 04:09:01 AM
wasnt abuse though
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 04:11:27 AM
Quote from: GODwasnt abuse though

*GOOD* RATIONALIZATION.  YOU HAVE GREAT POTENTIAL...YOU SHOULD TRY TO APPLY THIS TYPE OF THING IN YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE.

CHEF D,
THINKS YOU'LL ENJOY YOUR DARKER SIDE.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2005, 06:48:27 AM
I feel I missed alot while sleeping last night.....
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 07:37:45 AM
Quote from: ScribeI feel I missed alot while sleeping last night.....

not really. roger and turd were sodomizing each other, and having a hissy fit becasue neither would giver the other a reach around. mal baby came in and locked their love threads and sentthem to cool off in teh dumbass corner, so roger has now gone false schizo on us like a whiny angsty teenager who's parent's jsut refused to give him 80$ instead of 40.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2005, 07:50:47 AM
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: ScribeI feel I missed alot while sleeping last night.....

not really. roger and turd were sodomizing each other, and having a hissy fit becasue neither would giver the other a reach around. mal baby came in and locked their love threads and sentthem to cool off in teh dumbass corner, so roger has now gone false schizo on us like a whiny angsty teenager who's parent's jsut refused to give him 80$ instead of 40.

You should be made moderator for that Horab.  It could have stopped lots of pointless threads.  Thanks.  :)
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 07:56:47 AM
why thank you scribe.

however i moderate wu-wei style, or when ppl want to be bad.




as in naughty bad...  :twisted:


Quote from: any given jasidog posteroohh horab, mod me baby, mod me like you've never modded me before!
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 08, 2005, 06:34:53 PM
Quote from: horab the impaler
not really. roger and turd were sodomizing each other, and having a hissy fit becasue neither would giver the other a reach around. mal baby came in and locked their love threads and sentthem to cool off in teh dumbass corner, so roger has now gone false schizo on us like a whiny angsty teenager who's parent's jsut refused to give him 80$ instead of 40.
Will wonders never cease.  Mal won the fight between Goat Turd and Chef Rog, now Horab has the sanest, wisest take on the whole situation.  

you are teh r0x0rz

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Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 11:56:00 PM
it Is a lil strange isnt it?
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Pedero on February 09, 2005, 01:37:01 AM
fnord (http://www.fnord.org)
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: pederofnord (http://www.fnord.org)

HOW CUTE, SON.  YOU'VE BEEN READING RAW.

ORIGINALITY AT ITS FINEST. :lol:
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Hoshiko on February 09, 2005, 03:04:56 PM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: pederofnord (http://www.fnord.org)

HOW CUTE, SON.  YOU'VE BEEN READING RAW.

ORIGINALITY AT ITS FINEST. :lol:

This, coming from you?



Somebody call the papers! CHEF used a big word!
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 03:20:28 PM
Hey, sorry I'm late to this whole trolling party.


Did we get to the point yet where we all beg and plead for Roger to come back, thereby validating his (mostly) meaningless existence?
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 09, 2005, 03:21:35 PM
Quote from: LMNOHey, sorry I'm late to this whole trolling party.


Did we get to the point yet where we all beg and plead for Roger to come back, thereby validating his (mostly) meaningless existence?
Not even close 8)
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 03:23:38 PM
Did somebody say something?



I thought I heard something.


No?


Nothing of any importance, at least.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Cain on February 09, 2005, 03:46:58 PM
To be honest, there are 13 year olds who have the literacy of a dead slug who troll better than this.

D-, must try harder.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 04:47:39 PM
Ah, AA.... AA....

Please let me suck your cock.


::salivates::


Just a taste...  Just slide your hard cock between my lips...  I beg you.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 05:51:07 PM
You slide easily into my ass, as I look you in the eyes, sweat dripping from your noble brow, your muscles pulling me harder and harder onto your cock.  Groaning, I reach down and start stroking my own dick, smearing the grease and whatever residual shit from your ass is left on my dick.  Looking your in the eye, i slowly rais my hand to my lips.  My tongue snakes out, and in time with your thrusts, begins to lick at each finger.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 07:58:28 PM
Again, I can feel you tense up, but this time, i can feel it inside of me.  The thrumming of your hard cock deep inside my ass sends shivers up and down my body. "Wait," I say, "I've tasted your ass, now I want to taste my own."  With a roar, you violently pull out of my ass, making a wet popping sound, my recum gaping wide, longing for your steel-like erection.  You stand, and then fall forward, straddling my chest, and you plunge your shit-stained cock deep into my throat...
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Cain on February 09, 2005, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiationwow.

I didnt know this was a gay porn board.

hope theres no kids here.

I thought that would be right up your street, according to some of the stories from Abu Ghraib.  Both, that is.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 09:37:03 PM
Quote from: LMNOHey, sorry I'm late to this whole trolling party.


Did we get to the point yet where we all beg and plead for Roger to come back, thereby validating his (mostly) meaningless existence?

WOULDN'T WORK IF YOU DID, SON.  HE'S DEAD.

CHEF D,
KILLED HIM,  JUST FOR SPITTIN' IN THE ROAD.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Cain on February 10, 2005, 12:04:38 AM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiation

I prefer terrified peasant girls.

and they have to be at least 13 or 14.

any younger than that and you really cant trust any intel you get from them.

Well, its so hard to tell the age in the dark prisons, isnt it?  And we all know that around that age, boys and girls can be mistaken.  There's no need to be ashamed, we wont laugh much.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Cain on February 10, 2005, 01:00:39 AM
Wel, when you are in a rush, you do tend to gloss over fine details like that. So long as it has an orifice and all....

Who's that Hatian anyway?  And what benefits are there in working for you?
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 01:20:14 AM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiationthe benefit is that there will very shortly be two types of people.

those who work for us.

and targets.

TRUE DAT.

CHEF D,
WANTS HIS TURN AT THA M60.
Title: It's been fun.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 01, 2005, 11:58:56 AM
I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU AND EAT YOUR GIZZARDS!!!!!

YOU CAPITALIST SWINE!!!!

FUCK ADAM SMITH!

HE IS JUST A THIRD RATE PRAIRIE SQUID!
Title: Re: It's been fun.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2023, 11:14:12 PM
Remember when Malaul would lock active threads on a whim?
Title: Re: It's been fun.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2023, 11:14:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 03:20:28 PM
Hey, sorry I'm late to this whole trolling party.


Did we get to the point yet where we all beg and plead for Roger to come back, thereby validating his (mostly) meaningless existence?

Ouch.