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Goodness knows I need it. 

Of course nothing of importance goes on there. One of the reasons why not only will the mainstream media sneer at the idea... why... it won't even be mentioned except by the whack-job looney media outlets that noone takes seriously. 

Yeah is true. We get a kick out of new yorkese outlanders when they pronounce mattapan muh-tappin' like it sounds like manhattan. Mattapan is pronounced matt-uh-pan. Unless youre from mattapan and then you generally pronounced it murdah-pan.

Oregon is always entertaining, because nobody pronounces it right, and then there's the Willamette. A lot of our place-names are pronounced using coastal indian inflections, which means that the emphasis is on the first or second syllable and not the last one, as a lot of people seem to assume. There's shit in Oregon that even locals argue the pronunciation of.

It gets really fucking hairy in Washington, though. Nobody from out of the area can really be expected to pronounce that shit. Dosewallips? Humptulips? Lilliwaup? Skookumchuck? Tillicum? Sequim? Yeah, GOOD LUCK TOURISTS. You're fucked forever.

I can vouch for this. I find it incredibly amusing though.

Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)
Zen Without Zen Masters (49.6 MB)

Are you familiar with 23 apples of Eris? It seems to me Cramulus deciphered at least part of the Discordian document numbering system at some point, here: http://23ae.com/2011/11/annotated-principia-discordia-page-7/

I only say because you mentioned it elsewhere in this thread.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I was not aware of it and I greatly appreciate it. I will look through this more. 

Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)

Thank you much! I am glad you like it. 

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya. 

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.

No worries. I am pretty tame. Besides why curse and throw shit? I could think of plenty of better things to do. So while here I will make the best of my time. Besides, from what I have seen, cursing and throwing really has accomplished nothing much.

Thank you much! I am glad you like it. 

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya. 

Thank you much! I am glad you like it. 

Shocking new archaeological evidence reveals that not only did the Mayans have superior seafaring capability, they used it tyo take the superior technologies of nunchucks, sombreros, and tiny burritos to China.

I couldn't find the historical fact thread and my roommate demanded I reveal this truth to you.

I knew it! 

Doing more digging through the forums I came across two more files for addition to my list.

The first is not really Discordian so much as it is a "WTF did I just see?!" kind of book.
The second should make some people here laugh... maybe.

Codex Seraphinianus (56.1 MB)
HIMEOBS Training Manual (229 KB)

Enjoy! As usual you know where to find them. 

I think it's a good move.  Perhaps as their own sub-section, at the bottom of the list or something.

I didnt always agree with RAW, and I still think he likely deserves a place on the list.

Yep, I completely agree. And you read my mind. I am giving him his own section at the bottom. Any new files I add will go just above it keeping his separate. Admittedly I actually like his stuff, but being aware that some don't, I will keep it separate.

Also I know that some people first come to Discordianism by way of RAW and I would think people would like to see his stuff here.

I know not everyone here is a RAW fan, but I feel it necessary to include some of his material here. I have been informed it is ok to link this here as RAW was ok with free distribution of his stuff. So for all who want and/or need some of this material I am now providing:

Cosmic Trigger (3.9 MB)
Illuminatus! Trilogy (2.4 MB)
Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy (1.5 MB)
Masks of the Illuminati (1.6 MB)
Prometheus Rising (4.0 MB)
Quantum Psychology (8.0 MB)
Coincidance (3.1 MB)
The Illuminati Papers (1.4 MB)
Wilhelm Reich in Hell (3.3 MB)

Currently the above files are only on the initial post and at my backup but not on my website yet. That will be remedied later today... or I may just leave this as a PD forum thing only. Not sure yet.

This is an excellent repository IMOK, much more comprehensive than my own, would it be ok if I mirror it?

Please do! My intention is to make sure this gets out there. Mirror it, save everything and add it to yours, I really am not concerned. All I ask is that people keeping adding to it if possible.

Many thanks for doing this Judas, this is a great collection! I'm looking into translating some Disco stuff into Norwegian.

I just added a new circle to my G+ account, Inferno: Sixth Circle (Heresy). 4 yuo only!

If you get any of that translated, feel free to send it my way and I will provide a link to it. 

I've shared your efforts on the Google+ Principia Discordia account. (If you have a G+ account, you can circle me and the spags there).

I also hereby nominate you for membership in the Floating Archivists (Republic of Mu, Left Coast, US). As we're "Floating" it doesn't really matter where you're located. Please choose an appropriately pulp-action Title for your specific post in the Floating Archivists.




https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/105425470853437477566/105425470853437477566/posts/6g62dYv9zES

Thank you very much! I do have a G+ account but hadn't used it at all. Now I happily will. 
Already commented there and am liking it quite a bit.

As for a title for me, I will have to take some time to think on that abit. I most humbly thank you for the honor.