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#1651
Or Kill Me / Life in the Age of Dumb, art 6: The house that Tom J built
July 21, 2004, 06:34:44 AM #1652
Or Kill Me / Life in the Age of Dumb, part 5: Nazis never die.
July 18, 2004, 07:21:34 AM
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#1653
Or Kill Me / Life in the Age of Dumb, Part 4: Federales don't joke.
July 14, 2004, 07:57:04 AM
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#1654
Or Kill Me / Life in the Age of Dumb, part 2: A vengeful tide.
July 08, 2004, 07:42:30 AM
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#1655
Or Kill Me / Life in the Age of Dumb, part 1: They All Drowned.
July 07, 2004, 08:49:11 AM
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#1656
Or Kill Me / Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 11: I'm OUTTA here!
June 29, 2004, 06:40:30 AM
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#1657
Or Kill Me / Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10: Swarthy types.
June 24, 2004, 06:45:00 AM
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#1658
Or Kill Me / Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 9: The Cheryl update.
June 23, 2004, 08:01:07 AM
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#1659
Or Kill Me / Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 8: Death of a Discordian
June 22, 2004, 06:42:13 AM
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#1660
Principia Discussion / Helpful advice: When building a napalm projector, do NEVER
June 05, 2004, 12:04:48 PM
use cheap check valves.
Do Never.
Don't ask why. Trust The Good Reverend on this one.
Do Never.
Don't ask why. Trust The Good Reverend on this one.
#1661
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Rev Roger Heresy #4: Rejecting Malaclypse the Younger.
June 01, 2004, 07:53:50 AM
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#1663
Principia Discussion / I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
May 26, 2004, 11:07:36 AM
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
#1669
Or Kill Me / How Ashcroft is protecting us from terrorists:
April 07, 2004, 09:00:46 AM #1670
Or Kill Me / I am the King of the 21st Century!
March 24, 2004, 10:50:10 PM
I am the bogeyman, the villian, the black sheep of the hominid family tree!
I am a sinner, a saint, a thief, a jaker, a liar...but all MY lies are true.
I will rule you all wisely, unless I don't.
I will protect you, until I destroy you.
I am the future, and the present is MY TIME.
I am a sinner, a saint, a thief, a jaker, a liar...but all MY lies are true.
I will rule you all wisely, unless I don't.
I will protect you, until I destroy you.
I am the future, and the present is MY TIME.
#1671
Or Kill Me / HEY!!! Where am I going?
January 05, 2004, 09:27:51 AM
And why am I in this handbag???
#1673
Principia Discussion / Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.
November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM
I am an expert in this field.
#1674
Or Kill Me / A Litany for Dictatorships; or, why we MUST disorganize
November 19, 2003, 10:20:43 PM #1676
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Epistle#3: How do YOU make it through the night?
November 13, 2003, 11:23:23 PM
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#1678
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Sermon #24: The Penultimate Word
September 17, 2003, 12:34:26 AM
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#1679
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Sermon #23: Bad Vibes in Mudville
September 08, 2003, 09:02:24 PM
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#1681
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Sermon #21: Leeetttts get ready to Rummmmmmble!
July 29, 2003, 11:52:07 PM
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#1687
Or Kill Me / Reverend Roger Sermon#10...My shameful addiction to speed
March 03, 2003, 05:36:51 PM
I feel uncomfortable while driving if I'm not accelerating. It's something I'm becoming more used to, mostly because it eats gas quicker, but I still love to break speed limits of at least 10 or 20 mph.
#1688
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!
January 29, 2003, 03:22:00 AM
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#1689
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / The Art of the Brag.
January 26, 2003, 09:53:58 PM
"There is no epilogue, unless you make it,
If you want your freedom, go and take it."
--William "Little Billy" Shakespeare
(had things turned out a little differently)
"And I will give him the morning star"
--St. John "Anything For A Laugh" of Patmos
(Revelation 2:28)
"Go, and never darken my towels again!"
--Groucho Marx
(Animal Crackers)
The establishment spends a great deal of it's time making sure we are sheeple. Your egos are bruised everyday; from fitness magazines which make you feel (by comparison) like Don Knotts or Fatty Arbuckle, to action movies which make you realize what an indolent slug you are. You are taught from the cradle that you simply aren't good enough, and you had better be GLAD for the few good things come your way...You obviously don't DESERVE them, so get back in line before somebody notices.
NO MORE! You can't go through life with a shrunken ego...not as a human being, at least...You CAN, if your greatest ambition in life is to be a food-tube.
You need to look in the mirror and not THINK there are no flaws, you need to KNOW there are no flaws. You need to act as if you are THE MAN (or WOMAN)! Act this way, and others will treat you this way (making it easier to ACT this way, etc).
This is NOT arrogance (which would mean you are putting others down to make yourself feel big), but rather SUPREME SELF CONFIDENCE. If ya don't have it, fake it; it will become real on it's own.
A good tool to help in this regard is "The Brag". Spew a boast about your various attributes on this forum. Make shyt up, exaggerate like a Senator...whatever it takes. Post yourself as a sinner or a saint, it doesn't matter; because here in Discordianism, we're up for ANY PROGRAM!
And let no man say that the Good Reverend Roger will send a person where HE will not go...I will go first:
If you want your freedom, go and take it."
--William "Little Billy" Shakespeare
(had things turned out a little differently)
"And I will give him the morning star"
--St. John "Anything For A Laugh" of Patmos
(Revelation 2:28)
"Go, and never darken my towels again!"
--Groucho Marx
(Animal Crackers)
The establishment spends a great deal of it's time making sure we are sheeple. Your egos are bruised everyday; from fitness magazines which make you feel (by comparison) like Don Knotts or Fatty Arbuckle, to action movies which make you realize what an indolent slug you are. You are taught from the cradle that you simply aren't good enough, and you had better be GLAD for the few good things come your way...You obviously don't DESERVE them, so get back in line before somebody notices.
NO MORE! You can't go through life with a shrunken ego...not as a human being, at least...You CAN, if your greatest ambition in life is to be a food-tube.
You need to look in the mirror and not THINK there are no flaws, you need to KNOW there are no flaws. You need to act as if you are THE MAN (or WOMAN)! Act this way, and others will treat you this way (making it easier to ACT this way, etc).
This is NOT arrogance (which would mean you are putting others down to make yourself feel big), but rather SUPREME SELF CONFIDENCE. If ya don't have it, fake it; it will become real on it's own.
A good tool to help in this regard is "The Brag". Spew a boast about your various attributes on this forum. Make shyt up, exaggerate like a Senator...whatever it takes. Post yourself as a sinner or a saint, it doesn't matter; because here in Discordianism, we're up for ANY PROGRAM!
And let no man say that the Good Reverend Roger will send a person where HE will not go...I will go first: