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When I say something stupid just go ahead and slap me. That's the fastest way I'll learn.

And sorry for derailing this thread 

Hey greyseraph, read these:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=6878.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12067.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=7114.0

Be safe, use condoms.

Ahhh forgive me.

Bwuhahahah!

Now to sit back and rake in the profits.

So I had heard about 2012 from various places on the internet over the past year or so. But then a few weeks ago I decided to watch TV (it was a very lazy sunday) and on the history channel there was nothing but HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN THE WORLD END IN 2012?! programming on for 6 hours. I was pretty shocked at how widespread this apocalyptic prophecy was.

I know I will certainly be standing vigilant by my compass waiting for the Earth's poles to reverse!

I don't know why you're confused, it all makes perfect sense to me.

-Greyseraph, Napolean III, Belfast Psychiatric Ward, Universe C.210

Thank god I was stockpiling enough canned tomatoes to make it through nuclear winter! Now to make some ketchup and sell it for $10 a bottle while the tomato prohibition is still in affect.

I work at [LARGE SHIPPING COMPANY DELETED] and as I've been discovering more and more its quite difficult to make anything more ineffective or chaotic or disorganized than it already is. I shall do my best however! I really have no clue how that 30lb package of bouncy balls opened up and spilled everywhere...

Hello and welcome.

Thank you. I joined because of the beautiful women and wild orgies everyone has been talking about. By the way, when is the next one scheduled?

Sorry I'm new here and I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this but I figured it would be interesting nonetheless!

Apparently this "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" was recently declassified. Found it on this blog and haven't read the whole thing yet but its very interesting.

http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/2008/06/11/simple-sabotage/

Maybe we can find a few tips in it, but hilariously enough it seems like some are already being put into place, as most people who work in an office (thankfully not me) might recognize these in their workplace already.

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(1) Insist on doing everything through "channels." Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
(2) Make "speeches." Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your "points" by long anecdotes and accounts of per­sonal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate "patriotic" comments.
(3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and considera­tion." Attempt to make the committees as large as possible — never less than five.
(4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
(5) Haggle over precise wordings of com­munications, minutes, resolutions.
(6) Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.
(7) Advocate "caution." Be "reasonable" and urge your fellow-conferees to be "reason­able" and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.
(8) Be worried about the propriety of any decision — raise the question of whether such action as is contemplated lies within the juris­ diction of the group or whether it might conflict with the policy of some higher echelon.

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