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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2013, 07:08:07 AM

Title: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2013, 07:08:07 AM
At the bar I work at, Tuesdays, we have become invaded by....


FURRIES.

I'm talkin full fox costumes from head to paw.
They take over the pool table area, barely drink, and stink.

:cry:  my watering hole is tainted by blue and white fluff, and one of the fuckers waved and meowed at me.

Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 07:11:45 AM
SWEET JESUS

EXTERMINATE!
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 30, 2013, 07:24:19 AM
What if you organize all the other employees to show up dressed as furries as well on that day, hang a bunch of stupid furry pictures on the wall like various presidents dressed as furries, or furry rock stars or something, invite Chuck E Cheese...? Let them know how wacky and irregular they're not really. Maybe they'll go find somewhere else to be the wrong kind of weird.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on July 30, 2013, 07:34:33 AM
find a furry face mask of a pig and leave it on a stick in front of the door
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2013, 08:03:38 AM
Those faux fur costumes are highly flammable, right? Candles and tealights. MOTHERFUCKEN EVERYWHERE!
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 02:40:09 PM
ONLY JUGGALOS CAN SAVE YOU NOW.

Leave a 6 pack of Faygo out back.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: hooplala on July 30, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...

Arizona is crawling with them.  At 110F.

Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 30, 2013, 03:03:03 PM
You need to MLP the shit out of them!
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Faust on July 30, 2013, 05:37:48 PM
Have a larp dressed as white witches and druids. Those ones with the pointy white hoods that cover their whole face.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2013, 05:42:17 PM
GO DRESSED AS HUNTERS

USE LIVE AMMO

KEEP PELTS ON LIVING ROOM FLOOR
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Salty on July 30, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
That shit is not cool. Meowed at you? That is unacceptable.

Why dont you dress up as pest control?
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Cain on July 30, 2013, 06:41:25 PM
Or as vets.

I mean, they're never going to breed anyway, but, it pays to be sure.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Salty on July 30, 2013, 06:45:19 PM
Yes. Neuter/spay them for the public good.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 30, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
Go with the Juggalos, the candles, AND the furry face on a stick.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 06:58:25 PM
Call my sister. She has no filter or restraint with these types.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 31, 2013, 05:35:09 AM
Do I have a filter?
Answer: no

Actually, many of them are quite nice, until I want the pool table. They seem to think they own that bitch, but that bar is mine so it never works out in their favor. Their sad little faces when I'm shaking a cue at them yelling "Don't make me break this in half...".
They back down rather quickly with their tails between their... ugh. Literally.

I don't really know what to make of this whole thing other than to make them spend all their money.
Of course subtlety escapes me sometimes. "You drinkin? No? So you're just hangin out here like it's your clubhouse then? I don't think so. Go get a beer or find a comic shop ya bum."
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Suu on July 31, 2013, 05:45:40 AM
The fact that they aren't paying customers gives you the right to tell them to leave.

I was suggesting my sister so she can do it without consequence, and you can pretend you're a good employee. Or some shit.

...Now I want hot wings from your bar. DAMN YOU.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 31, 2013, 06:00:07 AM
Apparently I'm a better employee than I thought. More on that later.

I cannot smell those wings without wanting them.
Also- now: taco Tuesdays. WHAT!

My alley... it's all up in it.

Sounds nastay.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Suu on August 07, 2013, 04:34:43 AM
It's Furry Day again. My friend just sent me this pic.

(http://i.imgur.com/sDmJBbY.jpg)
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 02, 2013, 05:33:08 AM
In case y'all thought I was kidding...

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/damnfurries_zpsa8b69433.jpg)


This is just a few of them.
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Pæs on October 02, 2013, 05:57:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OnfWsls.png)
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 02, 2013, 06:02:12 AM
Oh my god that poor boy  :eek:
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 02, 2013, 08:04:57 AM
Quote from: Pæs on October 02, 2013, 05:57:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OnfWsls.png)

Lololololooo
Title: Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2013, 08:08:14 AM
 :lulz: