I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Hey kid! You could put an eye out!!
what did you say at the start yoiur full name was?
Could someone please show this to ECH?
worst fake name. EVAR.
Well, there's a first for everything they say. Today was my first time seeing a trap in phat pants dancing with a chain.
LOL I muted that the first time, something about that voice.
:lulz:
Im sorry I listened to it.
Check out the guy in blue.
He stops because someone is in his way and swinging around a chain. He don't wanna get hit so he waits patiently.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/dancingapoyteawot.jpg)
then eventually, when he realizes it isn't going to stop, he crosses the street.
good move, buddy.
Wow. Just...
Yeah.
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on September 26, 2007, 08:15:18 PM
LOL I muted that the first time, something about that voice.
:lulz:
Im sorry I listened to it.
You can feel it in your eyes
Why don't we have a :wince: ?
What do they put in those gas masks nowadays?
cheese?
Charcoal.
damn i want some cheese.
i could go for a nice smoked ghouda
or port salut.
Mmm, smoked gouda. That's good stuff.
Oh man...port wine cheese and crackers are win.
Cheese & crackers sounds pretty good right now... I could go for a cheesy pizza too. Or cheesy poofs.
A good havarti, an apple or two, a good shiraz..... mmmmmmm
As for the chain dancing thing....
Kaen-something something....
I have to ask, how old are you? And are you the same one doing those weird Brittany Spears things on youtube?
Quote from: Khara on September 26, 2007, 10:26:00 PM
A good havarti, an apple or two, a good shiraz..... mmmmmmm
As for the chain dancing thing....
Kaen-something something....
I have to ask, how old are you? And are you the same one doing those weird Brittany Spears things on youtube?
Kaienne = Chris Crocker.
Srsly.
Thank you for that startling revelation.
/k_hAj.jEn s@.kis sI.l@.sAj.bIn zEn k_ha.is t_h@.mE@.RIk/
Lawl, This is how you pronounced your name.
Look it up. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Sampa)
What I want to know is now that you wasted a feat on the Exotic Weapon Proficiently are you going to go for Improved Trip, or are you going to go the Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack route?
Quote from: PopeTom on September 27, 2007, 12:43:32 AMImproved Trip
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mrgreen.gif) (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mrgreen.gif) (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mrgreen.gif)
That's what I said. This might be one of the best trolls we've ever had, assuming it's a troll. I think it is.
$^&*#$^%*%&*$872
What's a troll?
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
:retard:
http://s78.photobucket.com/albums/j107/KT_Kaitlyn/?action=view¤t=ktdanceone.flv
No troll.
Quote from: PopeTom on September 27, 2007, 12:43:32 AM
What I want to know is now that you wasted a feat on the Exotic Weapon Proficiently are you going to go for Improved Trip, or are you going to go the Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack route?
I think I need to get all of them eventually, actually. I'm working my way up to Whirlwind Attack; since a chain is a reach weapon, I'll be able to strike all enemies within a 10ft radius once per round.
Quote from: Kaienne on September 27, 2007, 04:20:01 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 27, 2007, 12:43:32 AM
What I want to know is now that you wasted a feat on the Exotic Weapon Proficiently are you going to go for Improved Trip, or are you going to go the Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack route?
I think I need to get all of them eventually, actually. I'm working my way up to Whirlwind Attack; since a chain is a reach weapon, I'll be able to strike all enemies within a 10ft radius once per round.
Why not go for the dervish prestige class?
ROFL!!!!!!
or just pop em w/ a 9
wtf is all this?
all right, ive been to the clubs
ive seen some shit in my day but fer krysts sake man
Quote from: PopeTom on September 27, 2007, 12:43:32 AM
What I want to know is now that you wasted a feat on the Exotic Weapon Proficiently are you going to go for Improved Trip, or are you going to go the Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack route?
:lulz:!
I don't understand any of this shit. Yet another reason to be thankful for my rural Maine upbringing. Fads like this didn't have enough, steam, to make it up 1-95 and US RT 1.
This thread makes me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKpybGYozeE
Quote from: Mangrove on September 27, 2007, 06:53:15 PM
This thread makes me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKpybGYozeE
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
what
Quote from: davedim on September 27, 2007, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
what
ohshit it's Davedim.
Where've you been, by the way?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 27, 2007, 08:56:25 PM
Quote from: davedim on September 27, 2007, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
what
ohshit it's Davedim.
Where've you been, by the way?
IRL and IRC.
I just felt I had to let my thoughts be known on the insane level of outlandishness ITT.
Quote from: davedim on September 27, 2007, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
what
Explaination will require elaboration. o.O
Quote from: Kaienne on September 27, 2007, 09:00:07 PM
Quote from: davedim on September 27, 2007, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
what
Explaination will require elaboration. o.O
what
Ohhh, sorry, I thought you meant something else. Nevermind.
Meanwhile....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REHgRq98rcQ&mode=related&search=
I've got it on mute so I don't know what audio goes along with that, but I'm imagining some 80's synth-heavy music in the background. :lol:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2007, 09:30:12 PM
I've got it on mute so I don't know what audio goes along with that, but I'm imagining some 80's synth-heavy music in the background. :lol:
yeah same. It's muted since I'm viewing at work. But I'm picturing the "You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round" meatspin music.
I had that Flashdance music in my head. "He's a Maniac, Maniac...."
yo... that was dope.
and since (sorry to ruin it guys) theres no music you can play whatever you like to it.
Kaienne sort of reminds me of the Star Wars Kid. o-o
You're just jealous of my mad skillz.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/starwarsjkkkkkkk.jpg)
:lulz: :mittens:
u guyz r mean *cry*
im not mean
(unless ive had teh tequila.....
wait a minute...)
I finally watched the video, and I still don't get it.
He's dancing with chains because he's a steampunk Cenobite trapped in Mad Max slash porn.
Quote from: PopeTom on September 28, 2007, 02:08:18 PM
He's dancing with chains because he's a steampunk Cenobite trapped in Mad Max slash porn.
...in Canada.
well that makes perfect sense then.
whatever happened to just walking down the road and listening to your walkman?
What happened were those iPod commercials with the sillouettes and the dancing and the crazy new music all you kids are listening to.
Get off my lawn!
Shit LMNO, even *I* don't listen to that music in those commercials. I think my parents were right, I was born 40.
Quote from: LMNO on September 28, 2007, 02:37:03 PM
What happened were those iPod commercials with the sillouettes and the dancing and the crazy new music all you kids are listening to.
Get off my lawn!
I just had a thought.
Didn't those aliens from Invasion of the Body Snatchers come out of pods?
iPod = Invasion Pod
Has anyone checked to make sure that Steve Jobs isn't an evil alien bent on world conquest?
That depends, is he noted to be a Scientologist?
Do Scientologists use pods?
I thought thetans were sort of ghosts or something.
If not, we should explore the theory further, prove Jobs to be evil, and then send the evidence to Tom Cruise, just to see what happens.
I'm guessing they will make out.
Quote from: davedim on September 27, 2007, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
what
:lulz: This was the proper response.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 27, 2007, 09:26:30 PM
Meanwhile....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REHgRq98rcQ&mode=related&search=
When Kaienne can do the moves starting at 0:45, then he can post here again.
Yea but how well do you suppose she (it looks kind of like a she) can stand up to a Kobold wave?
At the time the video was taken, I'd been doing this shit for two weeks. Gimme a year and I'll be fuckin' deadly.
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Just who the fuck does that asshole in the blue shirt think he is? If I was there, I'd bust him for holding up traffic on the sidewalk. And for those shorts.
WHAT?
Quote from: Z³ on September 29, 2007, 12:34:32 PM
WHAT?
I SAID I WOULD BUST HIM FOR HOLDING UP TRAFFIC, AND FOR THOSE SHORTS!
Damn.
Quote from: Kaienne on September 29, 2007, 01:58:05 AM
At the time the video was taken, I'd been doing this shit for two weeks. Gimme a year and I'll be fuckin' deadly.
:lulz:
Poast moar plx.
Kaienne has gone back to Toronto and won't be posting for a while, IIRC.
I guess that means I'll have to find a new source of lail...
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on September 30, 2007, 11:26:50 PM
Kaienne has gone back to Toronto and won't be posting for a while, IIRC.
They don't have computers in Toronto. They have do calculate things using frozen elk turds.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2007, 02:00:18 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on September 30, 2007, 11:26:50 PM
Kaienne has gone back to Toronto and won't be posting for a while, IIRC.
They don't have computers in Toronto. They have do calculate things using frozen elk turds.
Thus, Kai won't be posting for a while.
You know, I was going to make a joke about making a slide rule out of chains but I realized I didn't care enough to make it work...
I could, but then, I actually LIKE Kai, as strange as zhe can be.
No, I don't have to explain why to anybody.
s/he-ism asdide
khainene is a failfag
srslys'
everyrbody should know that pd.com doesgn't give a shit about yuro gender or what you gte off on but if you're an otulandish jackass wee WILL riopi on you and maek jokes at yoru expesne becauessre you deserve it
PD.COM: PULLS NO PUNCHES
And what if I'm being an outlandish jackass to get you to make jokes at my expense, 'cos it's really really fun, and you're playing right into my game?
Toronto Libraries have computers, wa ha ha.
Quote from: Kaienne on October 02, 2007, 04:00:05 PM
And what if I'm being an outlandish jackass to get you to make jokes at my expense, 'cos it's really really fun, and you're playing right into my game?
Toronto Libraries have computers, wa ha ha.
Have you ever been to Saratoga Springs?
Can't say that I have.
Okay, just checking.
Dare I ask why?
Quote from: Kaienne on October 02, 2007, 04:00:05 PM
And what if I'm being an outlandish jackass to get you to make jokes at my expense, 'cos it's really really fun, and you're playing right into my game?
Toronto Libraries have computers, wa ha ha.
to be brutally honest--
You're member #3129571 to come here and claim that they're intentionally trying to annoy the STFUPID cabal to get a rise out of us.
I'm absolutely serious, and I bet if our search function worked you'd be able to see that getting pissed on by PD.com and then claiming that you did it intentionally is
well worn territory.
Your approach (the
"in your face about my gender" approach) isn't even new. As you know, we have several posters with abnormal gender identities. As far as I can tell, nobody thinks twice about it because as a group the STFUIPID cabal is fairly accepting of people who live in the fringes. Which is why you got heat for the "Am I a boy or a girl? Woah I just blew your mind!" attitude. been there. done that. preaching to the choir. *yawn*
To get you up to speed, Saratoga Springs is the hometown of a particularly annoying troll who pulled it off much, much better than you.
But hey, if you're having fun "trolling us", have at it. Frankly, many of us find it boring (that's why there are such colorful reactions). Look up The Lamanite. Or Bogus Magus. Both of them started off with potential, but ended in a downward spiral of :emo: because they stopped participating and started antagonizing.
If that's honestly how you want to be on this board, save us
all a couple thousand keystrokes and fuck off. If you want to hang around and participate, do so. We are actually somewhat forgiving... to a point.
Just remember, the meme "Black Sheep are Still Sheep" is one that resonates strongly in these parts. There's a reason for that. And honestly, when it comes to the internet, thinking about what one is like IRL is always a bit of a shot in the dark. (e.g. the joke about Suu being a 40 year old balding man). In the end, who the fuck cares?
It should be understood that these personas we put up here are limited representations of the real person. It is a waste of our time to make judgements beyond the collection of consonants and vowels that we set before each other.
Quote from: Kaienne on October 02, 2007, 04:00:05 PM
and you're playing right into my game?
You're the asshole that follows around a dog saying "wag your tail... ok, now sniff that pole.... good, now walk away from me..." just as it's doing those things.
You are not some sort of Machivellian social puppet master.
With the above phrase you officially boarded the Lame Train.
Cram = :mittens:
I remember writing a very similar post some years ago to the legendary 'Voice Of Truth' who got really mad because the board were not avid Bush supporters.
Anyways, future message to all people who want to prove how 'fringe' they are.
IF YOU ARE POSTING HERE REGULARLY, YOU'RE ALREADY ON THE FRINGE. SO RELAX FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
Quote from: Mangrove on October 02, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
IF YOU ARE POSTING HERE REGULARLY, YOU'RE ALREADY ON THE FRINGE. SO RELAX FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
:mittens: yourself.
This needs to be made news.
Maybe people will stop "impressing" us.
fringe benefits ITT
FUCK EVERYBODY!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 02, 2007, 06:30:45 PM
(e.g. the joke about Suu being a 40 year old balding man). In the end, who the fuck cares?
Suu having once been a 40 year old balding man was just a joke?
:x
There goes my erection.
DAILY REMINDER: TROLLING DISCORDIANS IS IN NO WAY AN OLD THING THAT HASN'T BEEN TRIED OVER SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES SINCE 2002 ALONE AND CERTAINLY IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME WHICH COULD BE PUT TOWARDS TROLLING CABBAGES, IN ADDITION TO BREEDING RESENTMENT TOWARDS YOURSELF FROM SOME OF THE FEW PEOPLE WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU.
THAT IS ALL.
When I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.
Ball's in your court.
ball's always in my court
Fuck off!
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
When I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.
Ball's in your court.
As far as I can recall, you only made one post of substance, which we commented on, mostly positive.
Not really much we can track, if you know what I mean.
Well, then, I meant to, but never got around to it.
So what you're saying is that the ball is actually in your court.
Better start posting quality, dude(tte).
Ok, I will.
Um.
After this post.
STFU and get in irc now :argh!:
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
When I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.
Ball's in your court.
You are tying too hard to impress and be accepted by people you only know from the Internet.
Post what you want, if it's good you'll get some mittens and the post probably won't go past two pages. If it sucks you'll be mocked and ridiculed for a couple of weeks minimum.
It's just the way it goes.
I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.
acceptance here is kind of like Nyarlathotep.
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 10:14:26 PM
I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.
quit acting!
:lulz:
you know Kai, im generally a nice person.
im only a dick when someone rubs me the wrong way.
you sir, (somehow)seem to have managed to do so.
doesnt mean i cant have civil conversation,
but if you act like a douche, i'll treat you as such.
sweet tea is thirst quenching.
the end.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on October 04, 2007, 03:49:48 AM
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 10:14:26 PM
I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.
quit acting!
:lulz:
:mittens:
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 06:11:29 PMWhen I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.
Ball's in your court.
1 - i can't really tell if somewhere among those words is an apology for telling me i don't matter when i don't want to jump through your pseudo-grammatical hoops. because, apart from being a great target for making fun of, changing the pronouns in a language is something that seriously bugs me and when i tried to start you a discussion about it, all reply i got is "you don't matter to me"
2 - what *are* you looking for, here? seriously? looking to be
accepted by a bunch of discordians? is not gonna happen, they stick apart too much. stop trying.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on October 04, 2007, 03:49:48 AM
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 10:14:26 PM
I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.
quit acting!
:lulz:
:potd:
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on October 04, 2007, 03:49:48 AM
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 10:14:26 PM
I love how when I act like an asshole, I'm trying too hard, and when I act nice, I'm trying too hard.
quit acting!
:lulz:
This exchange needs to be put someplace that the n00bs can see it.
But... I like acting. I always act. Actually, now that I'm going to have a place to live soon, I'm going to collect a few outfits, each distinctly different from one another, and invent an entire personality for each outfit. Not even to fuck with people or anything... Just 'cos it's a lot of fun for me.
I'm not really sure what I'm looking for here. I guess I just recognize that, abraisive though they may be, the people in this forum typically range from Smarter Than Average to Damned Brilliant. A hyperintelligent shade of blue (one of his nicknames was 0033cc) once said to me "One of the greatest things you can do to improve the quality of your life is to surround yourself with good people to the furthest extent this is possible." In the spirit of this, I feel like I may improve as a person by associating with you lot.
...Aaaaaand, the inevitable Doglas Adams reference.
Eh. I asked him once to pick a colour (in Hex) that he felt suited his personality. He picked a shade of blue. He's also hyperintelligent, so the joke arose that he was a hyperintelligent shade of blue.
Who doesn't like Douglas Adams? C'mon.
but there's is nothing particularly intelligent about #03C
waitaminute
"i'm so goth, my nickname is #000"
why didn't i think of that one before :-D
Quote from: Kaienne on October 04, 2007, 04:53:44 PM
Eh. I asked him once to pick a colour (in Hex) that he felt suited his personality. He picked a shade of blue. He's also hyperintelligent, so the joke arose that he was a hyperintelligent shade of blue.
Who doesn't like Douglas Adams? C'mon.
William F Buckley, Jr?
neither does Fransisco Cellaray
and Karl Friedrich Magnurdorf
and if Djellana Umgabi were still alive (or could read, english, for that matter) she would have simply hated the man's writings.
Quote from: triple zero on October 04, 2007, 04:59:20 PM
but there's is nothing particularly intelligent about #03C
Not really, no. But he is hyperintelligent, and 0033cc; and thus, 2 + 2 made 4.
Quote from: Kaienne on October 04, 2007, 08:15:03 PM
Quote from: triple zero on October 04, 2007, 04:59:20 PM
but there's is nothing particularly intelligent about #03C
Not really, no. But he is hyperintelligent, and 0033cc; and thus, 2 + 2 made 4.
I played Hoovooloo in an onlne WW game when I was 15 over AOL.
Just sayin.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs
spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
(yo cut it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
DRIVE-BY BODY PIERCE!
Quote from: Kaienne on October 02, 2007, 04:00:05 PM
And what if I'm being an outlandish jackass to get you to make jokes at my expense, 'cos it's really really fun, and you're playing right into my game?
Toronto Libraries have computers, wa ha ha.
STAGE II HAS BEEN REACHED. HE IS NOW CLAIMING THAT WE ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED ALL ALONG.
The formula cannot be deviated from. No exceptions.
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
When I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.
Ball's in your court.
"Win"?
Win what?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2007, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
When I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.
Ball's in your court.
"Win"?
Win what?
A satanic cheeseburger, that is to say, our collective hearts' vagina.
Quote from: Z³ on October 06, 2007, 10:33:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2007, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on October 03, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
When I came here, I made a few mistakes. I misjudged the target audience and got laughed at for it. I fucked up and deserved to be made fun of. This is over with. But then I started trying to be a normal poster and people were still being dicks to me over the mistakes I had made. Eventually I got sick of trying to be mature to no avail, so I just started posting lame shit on purpose. I've tried to impress upon everyone over and over the junction that, if people are nice to me, I'll be a good poster and post good things and not make an ass of myself. But as long as I can't win either way, I'm not going to bother being a constructive member of the board.
Ball's in your court.
"Win"?
Win what?
A satanic cheeseburger, that is to say, our collective hearts' vagina.
He should probably win a new chain as he seems to have lost the one he was dancing with in the video.
Quote from: Z³ on October 05, 2007, 09:01:52 AM
Quote from: Kaienne on October 04, 2007, 08:15:03 PM
Quote from: triple zero on October 04, 2007, 04:59:20 PM
but there's is nothing particularly intelligent about #03C
Not really, no. But he is hyperintelligent, and 0033cc; and thus, 2 + 2 made 4.
I played Hoovooloo in an onlne WW game when I was 15 over AOL.
Just sayin.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs
spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
(yo cut it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
Why iz singinz scatology songses?
GODDAMIT KIAENNE.
we have had this 4 times this year, please go down another rout.
only 4?
THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR CHAIN DANCING!!!1
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:banana:
Like This?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ldtkZz-roao
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on October 08, 2007, 04:45:03 AM
Like This?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ldtkZz-roao
Kaienne take note, this is the kind of chain dancing you should be learning.
wait..so..........
um..
he's really a chick then?
He's a chick with a manual transmission.
Kensington Market is full of this kind of shit. That's why I avoid it like the plague.
That, and the overwhelming stench of PUSSAY.
It must have been a lovely day in the neighbourhood when that was filmed.
Why haven't we nuked our barbarian northern neighbors yet?
(http://www.menyhart.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/bump.gif)
Because you thought it was over
Quote from: Mourning Star on October 14, 2007, 02:49:53 AM
Why haven't we nuked our barbarian northern neighbors yet?
And given them to the Jews?
Whats funny is that you people keep hoping Kai'enne will come back so you can dig this shit back up.
But Kai's not coming back. So let it rest.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 04:58:03 AM
Whats funny is that you people keep hoping Kai'enne will come back so you can dig this shit back up.
But Kai's not coming back. So let it rest.
Lighten up
Quote from: keeper entropic on December 08, 2007, 06:02:24 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 04:58:03 AM
Whats funny is that you people keep hoping Kai'enne will come back so you can dig this shit back up.
But Kai's not coming back. So let it rest.
Lighten up
I am lightened up. I said it was funny.
You should just get that Kaienne said alot of stupid shit, and I don't really give a shit if he comes back to the board. You've probably wouldn't have commented if this was some bullshit posted by the lamanite or anything lulz-worthy thread.
(http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dndcolumn_chain.jpg)
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 04:58:03 AM
But Kai's not coming back. So let it rest.
Lies. Nobody gets out alive.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 04:58:03 AM
Whats funny is that you people keep hoping Kai'enne will come back so you can dig this shit back up.
But Kai's not coming back. So let it rest.
actually I'm holding out for either AKK or MOC.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2007, 03:26:50 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on December 10, 2007, 03:24:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2007, 02:12:32 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 08, 2007, 04:58:03 AM
But Kai's not coming back. So let it rest.
Lies. Nobody gets out alive.
So you don't plan to live forever?
I am a special case. I am a Mexica Rain God, and the rules do not apply to me.
btw i always wanted to ask, which one are you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Aztec_gods
He's Tlaloc, of course!
I thought he was Quezalcoatl.
That's Chef. Roger may be working with another portfolio.
Tlaloc is the Mexica (Aztec) God of rain and fertility.
Roger, please stop blessing my loins.
Quote from: Nigel on December 11, 2007, 12:26:56 AM
Tlaloc is the Mexica (Aztec) God of rain and fertility.
Roger, please stop blessing my loins.
1. Stop telling me who does what. *I* am the Mexica God here, right? YOU WANNA STEP? HUH?
2. Oh, yeah, I "blessed" that withered up motherfucker. Think of me while you're pissing razor blades.
3. Chef is one God, I am another. Sometimes we switch off, just to stave off the ennui of immortality.
I'm put in my place, prostrating myself humbly before you. But seriously, no more kids please.
Quote from: Nigel on December 11, 2007, 02:29:02 AM
I'm put in my place, prostrating myself humbly before you. But seriously, no more kids please.
MOOHOOHAHA!
Quote from: Nigel on December 11, 2007, 02:29:02 AM
I'm put in my place, prostrating myself humbly before you. But seriously, no more kids please.
You better do what he says, or he'll put 1,000 years of blight upon our tamales.
FUCKIN' 1,000 YEARS! :x
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on December 11, 2007, 03:02:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 11, 2007, 02:29:02 AM
I'm put in my place, prostrating myself humbly before you. But seriously, no more kids please.
You better do what he says, or he'll put 1,000 years of blight upon our tamales.
FUCKIN' 1,000 YEARS! :x
Troof. Nothing in MY holy book about "forgiveness" and "mercy"
Har har! Where DO the Christians get this stuff?
:cry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Aztec_pulque_gods
I always figured posters on this board was in that group most of the time.
This group, for sure:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centzon_Totochtin
Centzontotochtin rockin da house
8)
Bump.
Just 'cause.
OH GOD DAMN IT
:x :x :x
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
I have never seen something that made me want to choke myself to death in anger before.
i saw it the first time :cry: :cry:
son of a bitch I missed this
DAMMIT ROGER!
OH DAMMIT ALL...
Roger, you are a dirty pirate hooker, and I will slap you in your whore mouth.
This was going on while I was still very much a n00b. I remember it as my first exposure to PD.com dramapoomp.
... :argh!:
:walken:
I JUST WATCHED THIS VIDEO AGAIN AND IT MADE ME SHIT IN MY COFFEE
THE GUY IN THE BLUE SHIRT .... SO CLASSIC
I need to remember to go back to Cram's "things we have in common thread" so I can add "WE HAVE ALL HAD OUR WILL TO LIVE DESTROYED BY ROGER." :x
I started to watch the video but then I was distracted by the giant Moose that walked onto my stoop.
Ah this thread brings back memories.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 01, 2009, 03:15:46 PM
I started to watch the video but then I was distracted by the giant Moose that walked onto my stoop.
Mooses are scary. Gigantic, horned muck eating monsters.
Red Commie Spies...
Quote from: Felix on April 01, 2009, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 01, 2009, 03:15:46 PM
I started to watch the video but then I was distracted by the giant Moose that walked onto my stoop.
Mooses are scary. Gigantic, horned muck eating monsters.
Indeed. They can do a number on an automobile as well.
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2009, 01:19:20 PM
Roger, you are a dirty pirate hooker, and I will slap you in your whore mouth.
AND YA DON'T STOP!
\
:hammer:
TGRR,
Blames society. And the drugs.
I am NOT going to watch this damned video again.
I just finished up the series of treatments from the last time I watched it. I don't think my insurance will cover more....
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Bumped because I am a piece of shit. Enjoy the obscene amount of fail.
whatever happened to devil sticks?
I have devil sticks, except, I lost one of the sticks you use for juggling the big stick and so now they are completely useless. The End.
It makes me laugh because of the guy in the background who just wants to use the sidewalk but eventually gives up and crosses the street.
I'm glad that Kai'enne is a massively happy person and has a much better sense of humor than they used to.
Bet they would laugh at this video now.
Quote from: Kai on April 25, 2009, 11:59:45 PM
I'm glad that Kai'enne is a massively happy person and has a much better sense of humor than they used to.
Bet they would laugh at this video now.
They.
:|
TGRR,
Hates PC pronoun crap. Just saying.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2009, 01:09:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 25, 2009, 11:59:45 PM
I'm glad that Kai'enne is a massively happy person and has a much better sense of humor than they used to.
Bet they would laugh at this video now.
They.
:|
TGRR,
Hates PC pronoun crap. Just saying.
Kai,
Already knew, and still doesn't care. Just saying.
Welcome back, btw.
Quote from: Kai on April 26, 2009, 04:08:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2009, 01:09:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 25, 2009, 11:59:45 PM
I'm glad that Kai'enne is a massively happy person and has a much better sense of humor than they used to.
Bet they would laugh at this video now.
They.
:|
TGRR,
Hates PC pronoun crap. Just saying.
Kai,
Already knew, and still doesn't care. Just saying.
Welcome back, btw.
Thanks. Good to be back. Still not 100%, but that will change.
I believe "they" only applies properly to a plurality.
I think "he or she" or "the aforementioned person", though clunky, are more grammatically correct.
Quote from: Kaienne on September 26, 2007, 04:16:41 AM
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Kai'enne was just learning at the time of that first video, living on the street more or less. since then, a steady job, a steady place of residence, a rather strong support community, several art presentations, and speaking at international conferences on youth, art and urban renewal.
Now,
Cf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbHBPmFWPrE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbHBPmFWPrE) as of today
Kai,
thinks the video speaks for itself (minus the music)
dude, nothing you can do will make me click that link, and if I did click it, nothing you could do would make me not ridicule that idiot mercilessly.
"urban shaman", indeed.
:lulz:
That urban shaman is the reason I burned Kensington Market to the ground.
If you have any respect for me at all you'll stop posting in this thread.
You're always going to be up against it trying to defend Kai'enne here.
He made his bed, and laid in it. Now he's gone and we can still get a chuckle out of it. What's so bad with that?
It's no more or less than we do for AKK, CowAss, The Lamanite, Arkham Asylum et al
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2009, 01:04:48 AM
If you have any respect for me at all you'll stop posting in this thread.
If you have any respect for us, you'll stop trying to manipulate us by guilt into doing or not doing things.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 01:18:17 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2009, 01:04:48 AM
If you have any respect for me at all you'll stop posting in this thread.
If you have any respect for us, you'll stop trying to manipulate us by guilt into doing or not doing things.
Okay, then as Kai'enne is someone I deeply respect and care about, who has more than gone the distance for me in the past, I am more than within my bounds to tell you all to
eat a dick, as it would be wrong of me to sit back and not defend someone I care about, especially when the person is not hear to defend theirself.
Don't even try telling me you wouldn't do the same for your people.
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2009, 01:21:24 AM
Okay, then as Kai'enne is someone I deeply respect and care about, who has more than gone the distance for me in the past, I am more than within my bounds to tell you all to eat a dick, as it would be wrong of me to sit back and not defend someone I care about, especially when the person is not hear to defend theirself.
Okay, that's more like it.
All I've seen of Kai'enne here is a pretentious overblown assbag. He may have changed, he may have great things going for him, he may be the next thing to God now, but I don't give a shit.
I don't see how needling someone for those reasons disrespects you in any way whatsoever, even if you feel the need to defend him for sharing a similar lifestyle to you or whatever.
If I was to have any sympathy at all, I'd have to say he would have needed to do something to elicit it while he was posting here. He didn't.
~~~Payne: Quite capable of not having respect for a friend of someone he does respect, thanks. Though with shit like this you make it hard sometimes, Kai.
I will take this moment to point out that some people here absolutely loathe Optimus Pinecone, and have ripped him a new asshole at every opportunity. Needless to say, I adore said Mr. Pinecone, and briefly stepped to his defense, but have been instructed that he is a big boy and doesn't need a board mommy, whether he's here or not. For the record, he is not.
The people who hate him also happen to be people who I know like and respect me, so I really don't think that should be made issue of. They can hate him without it affecting their feelings for me, and to presume otherwise would be IMO disingenuous and perhaps a bit manipulative.
Quote from: The System. on April 28, 2009, 01:30:33 AM
I will take this moment to point out that some people here absolutely loathe Optimus Pinecone, and have ripped him a new asshole at every opportunity.
:wave:
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2009, 01:21:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 01:18:17 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2009, 01:04:48 AM
If you have any respect for me at all you'll stop posting in this thread.
If you have any respect for us, you'll stop trying to manipulate us by guilt into doing or not doing things.
Okay, then as Kai'enne is someone I deeply respect and care about, who has more than gone the distance for me in the past, I am more than within my bounds to tell you all to eat a dick, as it would be wrong of me to sit back and not defend someone I care about, especially when the person is not hear to defend theirself.
Don't even try telling me you wouldn't do the same for your people.
Here, not hear and it's... ah fuck it.
Idiot.
Also, Kai'enne is one of the failest human train-wrecks I've ever fucking seen.
P.S. I have no respect for you.
Semi-annual bump.
Wow I missed that last bit of drama...
You know all that's going to happen is that you're going to upset Kai.
Quote from: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 07:32:52 PM
You know all that's going to happen is that you're going to upset Kai.
Yeah, I was still kinda fuzzy when I bumped this.
Sorry, Kai.
This is probably the most bumped for the sake of bumping thread.
Honestly, I don't really think of Kai when I think of this thead.
This is the only time I've ever seen a chain dance and I always laugh at that guy in the blue shirt that cram picks out on pg 1.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13928.msg445816#msg445816
That blue shirt guy about made me wet my pance.
Bumped again just to see if something funny happens.
Every time I view the OP, something funny happens.
Kaienne removed the video in the OP.
:sadbanana:
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/287/6/1/A_Playdio_NOOOO_by_rktikfox.png)
I am no sad that no one will ever again pee themselves laughing when that poor guy in a suit gives up trying to get past and just crosses the street instead. :(
Damn, I wish we had made a gif of that...
http://www.youtube.com/user/KaienneTyrmerik
Not as lulzy, but still lulzy.
UTTER AWKWARD SILENCE
Is it really so hard to add music?
My main question is, why cayenne and turmeric? Is he really, REALLY into deviled eggs?
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 14, 2010, 10:04:18 PM
Damn, I wish we had made a gif of that...
http://www.youtube.com/user/KaienneTyrmerik
Not as lulzy, but still lulzy.
I don't understand this!! :x
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 18, 2010, 04:00:59 PM
My main question is, why cayenne and turmeric? Is he really, REALLY into deviled eggs?
Indian curry, actually.