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Apple Talk / Re: Base Camp

« on: July 09, 2015, 07:34:34 am »

  I'M SORRY BUT IT SEEMS BLOBFISH IS INEDIBLE, PLEASE DON'T EAT THE TEA CAKES 
 
Oh this really is a disaster, who could have known they were so wretched, look at all their fleshy skin... oh dear, so sorry.

Worry not my dear, I have THE CURE right here!

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Conspiracy theory memes found in my FB and other Social Media crap streams

« on: July 09, 2015, 07:23:49 am »

From some hippy group called "evolvefest"
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From our Friend Cristhian Escalante: "I've been saying this for years: They (The Fallen Angels) want to destroy our sacred sexual essence, our sacred male and female sexual energies. And why? Because they know that when persons of the same sex come together they automatically cause permanent damage to the light body and energy centers (chakras) making Ascension almost impossible.


YES! You Heard Right!!

When two people of the same sex come together they cause permanent damage to the light body, making The Awakening of the Kundalini Impossible and ultimately making their spiritual journey a total waste of time!

I am Gnostic and I've been saying this for years and now that it has become "The Law of the Land" we will start to see their (The Fallen Angels) sinister plan unfold and progress even more.

So it's beyond a biological thing, their attack and target is more on an energetic level. They want to completely damage us physically and energetically by altering the chemicals in our food, air and water.

Their ultimate goal is damaging the body to a point where the light body is so weak that it becomes non-functional. It's an extremely sinister and evil plan to destroy all of Gods Children!"

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Conspiracy theory memes found in my FB and other Social Media crap streams

« on: July 08, 2015, 07:09:54 am »

Here is the complete and utter truth on the new world order and who's really in control:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4nSjPdT788

No, seriously, it really is.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: July 08, 2015, 07:03:50 am »

I see your blob fish and raise it with fish with human teeth.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Conspiracy theory memes found in my FB and other Social Media crap streams

« on: July 08, 2015, 06:54:37 am »

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Apple Talk / Re: Base Camp

« on: July 08, 2015, 06:44:12 am »

Sorry I'm late, I was reading my map upside down as I'm used to doing in my native lands it seems I was walking around in circles following my own footprints once I realised I might have gotten a bit lost.

I have brought with me some perishables and explosives to trade with the natives or blow them up depending on what their reaction is to my demeanour.

Anyway, I come bearing gifts, my first gift is a free one and is a major secret technique in the culinary arts, are you ready for it?
Here it is, THE SECRET TO CHOPPING ONIONS WITHOUT CRYING.


Ready?

THE SECRET TO CHOPPINGS ONIONS WITHOUT CRYING IS THIS:


DONT FORM AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT.

You're welcome.

I've also worked out something else that has taken me many months of meditation to work out: Why DO firemen wear red suspenders?

I can reveal to you all today that; they wear them to keep their pants up!

Who would have thought?

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Apple Talk / I fucking CALLED IT

« on: November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 am »

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-police-arrest-superhero-Phoenix-Jones-2210657.php

I TOLD YA FUCKING SO.

Gone now. *poof*.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 10:23:57 am »

Aside from this stupid racism joke thread which is stupid, you have also said, and been massively argued against, that women should take "personal responsibility" against being raped by not dressing "like sluts".

Do you deny this?

See, here's where things are loaded. I just said, I'm not going to respond to any more of this bullshit, but now if I don't respond, it looks as if I'm not denying this.

So in response, instead, I'll just leave you with this

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 10:19:09 am »

Anyway, I'm done trying to defend myself against bullshit allegations.
I've said all I've wanted to say, everything from here on will just be ignored for the malicious hysterical bullshit that it is.
Say and think what you want of me, because I now officially don't give a fuck, and will no longer waste my time arguing with scribblings on a toilet wall.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 10:15:47 am »

Lys, I don't think you meant it the way it comes out, the only reason I'd say this is because you have a record of posting really stupid shit without thinking and then trying hard to save face afterwards. No bad intention, just dumb.

Never claimed to be the smartest person in the world and I admit it, I post some pretty stupid things sometimes.

But never hateful and malevolent and shit that I just make up about someone based on a loose idea of who I think they are, unlike some people around here.  

Fine, but quit being such a pussy about it.  If you misspoke and someone gives you shit, just admit the fault, laugh it off and try not to do it again.  If you get offended you're bleeding out in a shark pool. 

Can't admit to a fault that doesn't exist, I'm afraid.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 10:05:23 am »

Lys, I don't think you meant it the way it comes out, the only reason I'd say this is because you have a record of posting really stupid shit without thinking and then trying hard to save face afterwards. No bad intention, just dumb.

Never claimed to be the smartest person in the world and I admit it, I post some pretty stupid things sometimes.

But never hateful and malevolent and shit that I just make up about someone based on a loose idea of who I think they are, unlike some people around here.  

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 10:03:48 am »

Yes, personal responsibility. That rings a bell. You (Lies) told us that it is a woman's personal responsibility not to get raped because dressing like a slut turns men into rapists.

Because apparently you believe that the difference between a man and a rapist is some revealing clothing.

Once again. Twisting my fucking words into the ground. I never said that. Ever. Quit it with the slander.

I spelled out my counterargument in detail in the thread I can no longer find. Feel free to post a link.

What, the one thats on face book? Yeah, I can post a link, but anyone who isn't friends with me on facebook (ie you) won't be able to see it because my profile isn't avaliable to anyone who isn't my friend.
All the rest of PD who know me who haven't gone on accusing me of stupid shit still have access to it, it's all still there.

And whatever counter argument you and roger had is, from my point of view, considering what I think and was trying to say despite how you chose to interpret it, about as relevant to what I was saying as is arguing against evolution with proof from the bible.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 09:58:08 am »

Didn't realise you were a psychologist. Thanks for the clarification.

Don't let that stop you.  keep trollin' hard broski.

Dope Fiend is gonna cave any minute and admit she was wrong, I can feel it.

Does it at all matter that I don't know or care about what's being argued over?  

Keep pushing the envelope though, arguing about accusations on the internet totally doesn't make you look insecure with your own personal identity.

Where's my fucking popcorn?  

There she is!

She's not going to cave and I don't expect her too, shes a stubborn bitch with a need to be right, and I know that.
I'm just not going to stand for being accused of things I'm not.

Seriously, it's what anyone would do if their reputation is being slandered. Outrage is not a sign of guilt, actually, quite the oppisite, it's a sign of innocence.
If someone started accusing you of being a rapist, I find it hard to believe you'd just laugh it off when other people start saying that as well and it's not an isolated incident.
If this was *just* between me and one other person, I'd have no problems laughing off the stupid allegations.
But since it seems now everyones jumping on board this and taking pot shots at me based on what other people are saying, well, it's kinda hard not to get outraged.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 09:52:48 am »

And once more, you can silence me and make an ass out of me forever if you point out where these deleting sprees happen.

I'm waiting to be embarrassed.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: BLEACHERS

« on: July 04, 2011, 09:50:24 am »

Based on your really angry reaction to being called a misogynist (and that includes mistrust and dislike you'll note) it really calls into question how secure you are in this belief.

This is an internet forum. 

And in case you need more explaining, people talk shit on internet forums, especially here.

If the accusation is untrue there is no blowback, if it is true, and you masking your contempt for women, getting defensive is one of the red flags that would be raised.

Now if you're misogynist, fine whatever, you aren't the first on the net.  Either embrace it or get help. 

If you're not a misogynist, then just man up roll with it.  You're being a giant faggot pussy about this.  I didn't even need to know the back story to see you're shit if fucked and broken.

Stop it.

...Or (preferably)...

get mad and post an angry rant and I will totally make fun of you and goad you on.

Didn't realise you were a psychologist. Thanks for the clarification.