I liked how they introduced her, like "her mother died in an insane asylum thinking she was Queen Victoria" and my thought was, I like where I think this is going. I was not disappointed.
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I just wanted everyone to know I am safe in Michigan, with wonderful people and a comfortable place to sleep. The nightmare appears to have ended for now.
I think you just gotta wake up in the morning and say SURPRISE ME, ERIS for like 23 days in a row
First day at the new office was OK. Probably would have been better if I had more than 3 hours sleep and wasn't learning how to use an obtuse database that is getting discarded in 3 months. On the plus side, apart from "following basic instructions" and "not drooling like an idiot", the day wasn't too hard. Office is nice and cheery and modern and, unlike the poor saps on the floor below, I don't have to call random people and interrogate them about law firms all day.
I also see the country went insane in my temporary absence.
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.
Jesus, I can’t believe I sent CU to Sketch Park.
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Felix = CU.
And this hardly surprises me. He was always looking for a cause.
I am pretty sure you are incorrect that Felix was CU. I met CU.
I could be wrong, but CU had a name prior to CU, and I could have sworn it was Felix.
Just bumped an old thread with CU’s big ol’ mug... looks like his former user names were “fictionpuss” and “FP”.
Is this the kinder, gentler Roger I've been hearing so much about?
No, Roger was killed when he forgot his safe word during the Recent Unpleasantness.
Honestly, people. When a man comes by to offer a non-excuse, the least you can do is not mistake him for some dead fucker that nobody really liked anyway. Roger was laid to rest in the great plastic island in the pacific. By which we mean, "we pushed the stiff out of the cargo door and wouldn't you know he managed to hit dead center." Horrible, right? He's basically interred in a mass of disposable diapers and water bottles. And when the UV finally decays all of that plastic, centuries after we're gone, his immaculate and incorrupt body will just sort of float around like a message in a bottle. You never know where it's going to turn up, though it won't really be the same if everyone is already dead and there's nobody to traumatize.
Found myself in a Brooks Brothers store today.
Someone kill me before the metamorphosis is complete.
