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Apple Talk / Re: ABSOLUTE CHAOS
« on: April 11, 2017, 02:34:28 pm »
So did you apply for this job or did you just wander towards the unbroken shaft of light on the horizon that heralded your coming?
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So did you apply for this job or did you just wander towards the unbroken shaft of light on the horizon that heralded your coming?
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: April 07, 2017, 02:50:19 am »Apparently, this position is "business casual", which is to say "not casual at all".
Off to buy human clothes.
Is this lizard people slang for new flesh covering?
Could I suggest one slightly less...Cornish?
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Apple Talk / Re: Experiences with Retail: Build-a-Bear
« on: March 28, 2017, 02:33:24 am »
Huh. Well I've sent this to three people I can think of outside of PD in the last few years. I guess it could be one of them? If not, then hey I hope they enjoyed it!
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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: March 27, 2017, 11:09:30 pm »
A few English delicacies:
fatberg pie - wads of coagulated sewer grease in pastry crust
mums toes - sidewalk mushrooms and stale pub beer spread on toast
fisherman's pudding - Thames dredge in Queens Justice scrotum casing
abitotheolstuff - bout two jollies of i wi a dash er what ave yer
fatberg pie - wads of coagulated sewer grease in pastry crust
mums toes - sidewalk mushrooms and stale pub beer spread on toast
fisherman's pudding - Thames dredge in Queens Justice scrotum casing
abitotheolstuff - bout two jollies of i wi a dash er what ave yer
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Apple Talk / Re: Medieval Americans at War
« on: March 22, 2017, 06:29:49 pm »
Lol no I meant oil trebuchets aren't thick black goop dude
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Apple Talk / Re: Medieval Americans at War
« on: March 22, 2017, 06:16:18 pm »
Catapults filled with ignited balls of that useless thick black goop that one Texan weirdo keeps pulling out of the ground.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: March 15, 2017, 02:32:34 am »Hey PD, I'm not dead. I'm not on the internet a whole lot and that's working for me.
Hope you cats are doing well.I'm not deadnot on the internet a whole lot
Does not compute
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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: March 15, 2017, 02:30:49 am »Just saw the Mass Effect: Andromeda multiplayer trailer. Looks promising. As I'm sure you all know, I played the shit out of Mass Effect 3's multiplayer (over 2000 hours), and while it was simple, in comparison to say Battlefield or CoD, it had a certain amount of variety in weapons and characters that made it very replayable. It looks like they've applied the same formula to Andromeda. 4 player co-op, shared XP, 10 waves of increasingly difficult battles against enemies, extra objectives on certain waves. Also 25 characters, 5 maps and all the base weapons on launch (which appear to be the majority of weapons in Mass Effect 3...so possibly 40+ guns).
Once I get my hands on the demo tomorrow, I'll play the shit out of the MP and give further impressions.
I was at PAX East on Saturday and my friends wanted to check out the Mass Effect stuff.
I just told them no. Are any of us really going to not buy Mass Effect? We're all buying Mass Effect. It doesn't matter if we look at it or play it beforehand or get a Mass Effect pin: we're all going to buy Mass Effect. Let's spend some time on these indies that we won't hear about otherwise.
Anyway we checked out Mass Effect.
Also ICEY looks pretty cool.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: March 15, 2017, 02:26:54 am »
Hey PD, I'm not dead. I'm not on the internet a whole lot and that's working for me.
Hope you cats are doing well.
Hope you cats are doing well.
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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: March 07, 2017, 10:34:42 pm »
I just read five pages of mods, dork souls, and isos so I came in to say I'm playing Stardew Valley, and I just bought two ducks, and my eggplants are growing well, which is nice.
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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: February 19, 2017, 03:49:41 pm »Also, we ought to save this exchange and pin it so that the next time some dipshit noob comes in here talking about how we are all super mean and spiteful to outsiders, we can point to this and say, "See? It's not just you, dudebro."We used to casually snipe each other like this a lot more often. The nasty little shit side of me sort of misses it.
Brb, making mayonnaise and bleach tacos.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: February 11, 2017, 07:03:16 pm »
Didn't someone also send some of Roger's stuff to his former boss?
I'd hate to think we should all start scrubbing our posts.
I'd hate to think we should all start scrubbing our posts.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Grudge
« on: January 25, 2017, 03:52:37 am »
This was a seriously fun read.
I also had some side fun parsing in story terminology as delivered in a decidedly Scottish parlance.
I also had some side fun parsing in story terminology as delivered in a decidedly Scottish parlance.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 25, 2017, 03:26:51 am »
Cain, my mom asked who you are because you sometimes reply to my facebook posts. I told her I have no idea but I thought you should know that by elementary school measure we're friends now.