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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Adios on May 30, 2010, 06:01:41 PM

Title: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Adios on May 30, 2010, 06:01:41 PM
To prevent the spag from spagging up other threads.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on May 30, 2010, 06:06:55 PM
Oh noez, this will really stop me from spagging up other threads.

Everyone who likes me please write something in this thread.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Adios on May 30, 2010, 06:08:25 PM
Is it trying to channel Daruko?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on May 30, 2010, 06:17:14 PM
I can do much more tricks.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
Yeah, it might be time. Mods? Anyone?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Vene on May 30, 2010, 06:17:48 PM
 :lulz:

Hawk, he has a crush on you.
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6359/merlindhawk.gif)
(just so it's still here if he changes it)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Adios on May 30, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
Quote from: Vene on May 30, 2010, 06:17:48 PM
:lulz:

Hawk, he has a crush on you.
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6359/merlindhawk.gif)
(just so it's still here if he changes it)


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It's always the sockfucking finger licking basement dwellers that fall for me.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on May 30, 2010, 06:21:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
Yeah, it might be time. Mods? Anyone?

Yea, just call the cops you coward.

And hawk, I want to hump your leg right now!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2010, 06:49:07 PM
I'm waiting for you to call me netkkkop.  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dimocritus on May 30, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
I haven't been paying attention. What's Wartbugger's issue? It must've been a hell of a boner, 'cuz (AFAIK) I never got a FAIL thread, and I was a douche. A big douche. But I'm ok, now. I think.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2010, 08:21:19 PM
Oh, basically he's just trolling.

And getting trolled back. This isn't a real fail thread, because no one's going to bother collecting all his blather and sticking it in here (unless it seems like it might be funny, in which case someone might).
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Oh, and this answers your other question:

Quote from: Weltbürger on May 28, 2010, 04:42:29 PM


Your're right. I have that habit to search for posts where my name is called, so here I am. This thread is now part of my territory.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dimocritus on May 30, 2010, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Oh, and this answers your other question:

Quote from: Weltbürger on May 28, 2010, 04:42:29 PM


Your're right. I have that habit to search for posts where my name is called, so here I am. This thread is now part of my territory.

Wow. What a troll tool.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2010, 08:43:06 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 30, 2010, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Oh, and this answers your other question:

Quote from: Weltbürger on May 28, 2010, 04:42:29 PM


Your're right. I have that habit to search for posts where my name is called, so here I am. This thread is now part of my territory.

Wow. What a troll tool.

Indeed!

The least he could do is be interesting or fun or something. He's not even funny.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Adios on May 30, 2010, 08:45:00 PM
He really is a very poor troll.

Substance = 0

Intelligence = 0

Content = MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME = 0
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on May 30, 2010, 09:51:51 PM
And look at this poor performance (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25314.0). You can't even call that a troll.

Probably he has to substitute some BIG problems in his poor real life.

And because he didn't take the "write less, lurk more" suggestion seriously:

WB, fuck off you boring fuck.

:mullet:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dimocritus on May 30, 2010, 10:06:49 PM
Wow. He is the self-absorbed little shit, aint he?  :lulz: How un-endearlingly pathetic.

Wetbadger, could you kindly go fuck yourself now? And, not that she needs me to do this, but Nigel's my main squeeze, so any dig against her, and I will take major offense. I am quite capable of making peoples lives miserable, too, y'know.

But, whatever. I s'pose you're not exactly here to make friends, eh? So, have fun being a worthless cunt all your life. Maybe if you got out more often...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on May 30, 2010, 10:28:25 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 30, 2010, 09:51:51 PM
And look at this poor performance (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25314.0). You can't even call that a troll.

Probably he has to substitute some BIG problems in his poor real life.

And because he didn't take the "write less, lurk more" suggestion seriously:

WB, fuck off you boring fuck.

:mullet:
WB,  I can't hear you, cuz you're mumbling, is there something in your mouth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waJLv46_N6c
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2010, 12:21:18 AM
Quote from: dimo on May 30, 2010, 10:06:49 PM
Wow. He is the self-absorbed little shit, aint he?  :lulz: How un-endearlingly pathetic.

Wetbadger, could you kindly go fuck yourself now? And, not that she needs me to do this, but Nigel's my main squeeze, so any dig against her, and I will take major offense. I am quite capable of making peoples lives miserable, too, y'know.

But, whatever. I s'pose you're not exactly here to make friends, eh? So, have fun being a worthless cunt all your life. Maybe if you got out more often...

Awww :)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Salty on May 31, 2010, 01:06:56 AM
Ok. So this bot with a weight problem, or otherwise too much of a coward to play out in the open, offers ZERO content (or any form of originality whatsoever), wants to learn nothing, wants no friendships from any of us, refuses to be helped by anyone, attacks personally at the slightest whim, etc, etc.

At what point exactly do we
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7550/conservativereactionaryo.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/conservativereactionaryo.jpg/)?

I mean, I usually enjoy troll threads. They're fun and entertaining. Usually.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 31, 2010, 01:09:42 AM
This guy is really boring.
I don't even know why I bothered to post this.

He's THAT boring.

BOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING-UH!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 31, 2010, 01:06:56 AM
Ok. So this bot with a weight problem, or otherwise too much of a coward to play out in the open, offers ZERO content (or any form of originality whatsoever), wants to learn nothing, wants no friendships from any of us, refuses to be helped by anyone, attacks personally at the slightest whim, etc, etc.

At what point exactly do we
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7550/conservativereactionaryo.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/conservativereactionaryo.jpg/)?

I mean, I usually enjoy troll threads. They're fun and entertaining. Usually.

I'm there.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on May 31, 2010, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 31, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 31, 2010, 01:06:56 AM
Ok. So this bot with a weight problem, or otherwise too much of a coward to play out in the open, offers ZERO content (or any form of originality whatsoever), wants to learn nothing, wants no friendships from any of us, refuses to be helped by anyone, attacks personally at the slightest whim, etc, etc.

At what point exactly do we
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7550/conservativereactionaryo.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/conservativereactionaryo.jpg/)?

I mean, I usually enjoy troll threads. They're fun and entertaining. Usually.

I'm there.

Me too. He's making my shit itch.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on May 31, 2010, 03:21:43 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 30, 2010, 09:51:51 PM
And look at this poor performance (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25314.0). You can't even call that a troll.

Probably he has to substitute some BIG problems in his poor real life.

And because he didn't take the "write less, lurk more" suggestion seriously:

WB, fuck off you boring fuck.

:mullet:

:mittens:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 31, 2010, 11:06:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 31, 2010, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 31, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 31, 2010, 01:06:56 AM
Ok. So this bot with a weight problem, or otherwise too much of a coward to play out in the open, offers ZERO content (or any form of originality whatsoever), wants to learn nothing, wants no friendships from any of us, refuses to be helped by anyone, attacks personally at the slightest whim, etc, etc.

At what point exactly do we
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7550/conservativereactionaryo.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/conservativereactionaryo.jpg/)?

I mean, I usually enjoy troll threads. They're fun and entertaining. Usually.

I'm there.

Me too. He's making my shit itch.
Ok, i'm in.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Earthbound Spirit on May 31, 2010, 01:16:10 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 31, 2010, 03:21:43 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 30, 2010, 09:51:51 PM
And look at this poor performance (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25314.0). You can't even call that a troll.

Probably he has to substitute some BIG problems in his poor real life.

And because he didn't take the "write less, lurk more" suggestion seriously:

WB, fuck off you boring fuck.

:mullet:

:mittens:

Mittening your own post is so lame(even I wouldn't do it) on so many levels it requires no reply.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 31, 2010, 04:56:54 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 31, 2010, 03:21:43 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on May 30, 2010, 09:51:51 PM
And look at this poor performance (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25314.0). You can't even call that a troll.

Probably he has to substitute some BIG problems in his poor real life.

And because he didn't take the "write less, lurk more" suggestion seriously:

WB, fuck off you boring fuck.

:mullet:

:mittens:

:fuckmittens:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 31, 2010, 05:18:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 31, 2010, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 31, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 31, 2010, 01:06:56 AM
Ok. So this bot with a weight problem, or otherwise too much of a coward to play out in the open, offers ZERO content (or any form of originality whatsoever), wants to learn nothing, wants no friendships from any of us, refuses to be helped by anyone, attacks personally at the slightest whim, etc, etc.

At what point exactly do we
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7550/conservativereactionaryo.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/conservativereactionaryo.jpg/)?

I mean, I usually enjoy troll threads. They're fun and entertaining. Usually.

I'm there.

Me too. He's making my shit itch.

For that, we have Indian food.  Just ignore the little prick.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 01, 2010, 08:35:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 31, 2010, 05:18:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 31, 2010, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 31, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 31, 2010, 01:06:56 AM
Ok. So this bot with a weight problem, or otherwise too much of a coward to play out in the open, offers ZERO content (or any form of originality whatsoever), wants to learn nothing, wants no friendships from any of us, refuses to be helped by anyone, attacks personally at the slightest whim, etc, etc.

At what point exactly do we
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7550/conservativereactionaryo.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/conservativereactionaryo.jpg/)?

I mean, I usually enjoy troll threads. They're fun and entertaining. Usually.

I'm there.

Me too. He's making my shit itch.

For that, we have Indian food.  Just ignore the little prick.

THIS

Twatfucker is on my permanent eat shit and die in a sewer list.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on June 02, 2010, 12:20:26 AM
Quote from: Saint Karmakanik
Margaret Thatcher used to have liquidised Foetus injected into her, twice yearly during the 80's, in a forerunner of stem cell research. Now look at her, throwing kittens out of the 3rd floor window of her Belgrave Mansion, into the busy traffic below. Never did quite trust that Woman.


Love the quote Dok. You do know that fucker makes all kinds of shit up, don't you?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: the last yatto on June 02, 2010, 12:28:07 AM
speaking of emotes, why isnt that one added, and i think the witchhat needs to be moved as its pretty lonely by itself...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 03, 2010, 05:26:44 AM
Hey, it's Weltburger again! I'm back from travelling (yes I was away, even if you didn't notice). It was a hard time without internet access. PD was one of the online places I missed sometimes.
But the travel was awesome! I was in the Italian Alps around the Lago Maggiore, camping. Alone.
I can't think of a better way to calm down and get thoughts in order.

See you
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 03, 2010, 05:37:19 AM
Oh hey!

Did you have a different name before? I don't remember you

but anyway, welcome back!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 03, 2010, 05:26:44 AM

But the travel was awesome! I was in the Italian Alps around the Lago Maggiore, camping. Alone.


I find that rather difficult to believe.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 03, 2010, 04:59:11 PM
I bet you took a mirror with you then.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 03, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 03, 2010, 05:37:19 AM
Oh hey!

Did you have a different name before? I don't remember you

but anyway, welcome back!

I'm not sure, but I think it might be that Twatbuggerer from a few weeks ago. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2010, 09:36:30 PM
Oh jeez.

It's back.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: the last yatto on July 03, 2010, 09:57:04 PM
When you camp alone you camp with Hilter!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2010, 10:02:33 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on July 03, 2010, 09:57:04 PM
When you camp alone you camp with Hilter!

The Hilter of the National Bocialist Party?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: the last yatto on July 03, 2010, 10:28:22 PM
just got the old American propaganda poster in my mind for some reason
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2010, 10:30:40 PM
Oh, the one where Hitler's in the car? lol, I see that now.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 04, 2010, 10:48:30 PM
I forgot to take a compass. Fortunately, some farmer's houses had satellite dishes, and in Middle Europe most satellite dishes point to south. But the sun was still the most reliable source of orientation.
Did I miss something important while I was away?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: the last yatto on July 04, 2010, 10:52:10 PM
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9356/goldencompass.png) (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/goldencompass.png/)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Freeky on July 05, 2010, 05:08:11 AM
It's one of those troof-o-meters!  :eek:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 05, 2010, 09:05:25 PM
That movie sucked.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Cain on July 05, 2010, 09:34:08 PM
It was attempting to emulate you.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 12:19:24 AM
Quote from Warbungler.   
Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
« Reply #41 on: 04 July 2010, 22:48:30 »

I forgot to take a compass. Fortunately, some farmer's houses had satellite dishes, and in Middle Europe most satellite dishes point to south. But the sun was still the most reliable source of orientation.
Did I miss something important while I was away?   


Been to Latvia for that War celebration Rally thing?


Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 06, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2010, 09:34:08 PM
It was attempting to emulate you.
That honors me. Link?
Quote from: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 12:19:24 AM
Quote from Warbungler.   
Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
« Reply #41 on: 04 July 2010, 22:48:30 »

I forgot to take a compass. Fortunately, some farmer's houses had satellite dishes, and in Middle Europe most satellite dishes point to south. But the sun was still the most reliable source of orientation.
Did I miss something important while I was away?   
Been to Latvia for that War celebration Rally thing?
If there is a message in that post I did not get it. Please have mercy with the non-english natives.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe? Did you have to fight off any orcs?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe? Did you have to fight off any orcs?
I may be wrong, but I think you have to fellate Orcs to get them to free you.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 06, 2010, 07:07:22 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe?

They're called Italians.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Did you have to fight off any orcs?

Yes, and I was quite lucky with the dices. But even if I was unlucky: A good game master doesn't let you die because of bad dice luck.

Quote from: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe? Did you have to fight off any orcs?
I may be wrong, but I think you have to fellate Orcs to get them to free you.

Had to look up the word "fellate". You dirty, you!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 06, 2010, 07:23:35 PM
Damn, I thought it had died.

Such a waste of perfectly useful oxygen.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: the last yatto on July 06, 2010, 09:08:07 PM
(http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/9540/royalwcheese1.jpg) (http://img816.imageshack.us/i/royalwcheese1.jpg/)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 07, 2010, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2010, 07:23:35 PM
Damn, I thought it had died.

Such a waste of perfectly useful oxygen.

(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/963/khara3.png)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Freeky on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:01:15 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2010, 07:23:35 PM
Damn, I thought it had died.

Such a waste of perfectly useful oxygen.

(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/963/khara3.png)
I see you've lost none of your anti-charisma.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

Because singling out and picking on busy single moms with health problems is easy and non-threatening. Bullies and cowards always target those they perceive as being vulnerable.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: the last yatto on July 07, 2010, 03:25:23 AM
PROKECTING THE CHILDREN!
      \
:oilpig:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:30:52 AM
You know dude, an apology is in order. Not repeated douchery.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 07, 2010, 02:59:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

Because singling out and picking on busy [busy publishing their children's pictures, probably without their consent] single moms with health problems [including the urge of posting her wishes for some people to die] is easy and non-threatening. Bullies and cowards always target those they perceive as being vulnerable.

The forum should now stand behind Khara more than ever. She really deserves more respect.
:mullet:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:34:13 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 02:59:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

Because singling out and picking on busy [busy publishing their children's pictures, probably without their consent] single moms with health problems [including the urge of posting her wishes for some people to die] is easy and non-threatening. Bullies and cowards always target those they perceive as being vulnerable.

The forum should now stand behind Khara more than ever. She really deserves more respect.
:mullet:
We've all seen infinitely better Trolls than you dismembered, despatched, and discharged. You're a one trick pony, not even fun to flame.  No originality, no lulz factor, not much of an imagination, and a disproportionate belief in your own importance. If you want to post here, I suggest you try to improve your social skills. Instead of trying to (unsuccessfully) justify picking on Khara.
You could EVEN try picking on someone else instead. Not much of a leap I know, but no-one is enjoying your present tactics. (Except, maybe you) 

Why not try and improve your Trolling skills by going on Yahoo Answers for a few months years before you try and Troll here?
Any improvement might even be met with positive feedback.

Because at the moment, you're like a nagging throat infection that is refusing to go, and producing the equivalent of small, nasty tasting balls of phlegm. Don't you want to strive to better yourself? To earn the respect of others? To stand on your own feet, upright, and stop throwing your own shit around?
If the answer to this is still "No", then maybe you should just fuck off, find some other like minded people (haha) who will appreciate whatever the fuck it is that you're all about. (I mean, there must be such places, it's the internet, amirite?)
So with all due respect, try harder, or fuck off.  :emo:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Badbeast, this Weltburger character is just another sackless piece of shit looking for an easy target. If we ignore him, he'll soon enough be back to stalking little girls on playgrounds.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:34:13 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 02:59:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

Because singling out and picking on busy [busy publishing their children's pictures, probably without their consent] single moms with health problems [including the urge of posting her wishes for some people to die] is easy and non-threatening. Bullies and cowards always target those they perceive as being vulnerable.

The forum should now stand behind Khara more than ever. She really deserves more respect.
:mullet:
We've all seen infinitely better Trolls than you dismembered, despatched, and discharged. You're a one trick pony, not even fun to flame.  No originality, no lulz factor, not much of an imagination, and a disproportionate belief in your own importance. If you want to post here, I suggest you try to improve your social skills. Instead of trying to (unsuccessfully) justify picking on Khara.
You could EVEN try picking on someone else instead. Not much of a leap I know, but no-one is enjoying your present tactics. (Except, maybe you)  

Why not try and improve your Trolling skills by going on Yahoo Answers for a few months years before you try and Troll here?
Any improvement might even be met with positive feedback.

Because at the moment, you're like a nagging throat infection that is refusing to go, and producing the equivalent of small, nasty tasting balls of phlegm. Don't you want to strive to better yourself? To earn the respect of others? To stand on your own feet, upright, and stop throwing your own shit around?
If the answer to this is still "No", then maybe you should just fuck off, find some other like minded people (haha) who will appreciate whatever the fuck it is that you're all about. (I mean, there must be such places, it's the internet, amirite?)
So with all due respect, try harder, or fuck off.  :emo:

Dude, where did I write that I want other people to laugh about what I write? I'm perfectly content being the only one laughing. But nice text.

And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM

And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.

Right, because she should have to ask a stranger to stop photoshopping her with dicks and swastikas.

You stupid little nazi pedo shit.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:55:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Badbeast, this Weltburger character is just another sackless piece of shit looking for an easy target. If we ignore him, he'll soon enough be back to stalking little girls on playgrounds.
That's part of the reason I'm bothering with him at all. (The rest of it being he just makes my shit itch so very much)

But you're right, there's not much substance to him, and those little girls will probably be more than capable of ripping him to bits anyway.
Perhaps I'm too much of an optimist, and some people really do have no redeeming features whatsoever.
(In which case, I need to do some serious re-evaluation on Humanity)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:00:53 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:34:13 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 02:59:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

Because singling out and picking on busy [busy publishing their children's pictures, probably without their consent] single moms with health problems [including the urge of posting her wishes for some people to die] is easy and non-threatening. Bullies and cowards always target those they perceive as being vulnerable.

The forum should now stand behind Khara more than ever. She really deserves more respect.
:mullet:
We've all seen infinitely better Trolls than you dismembered, despatched, and discharged. You're a one trick pony, not even fun to flame.  No originality, no lulz factor, not much of an imagination, and a disproportionate belief in your own importance. If you want to post here, I suggest you try to improve your social skills. Instead of trying to (unsuccessfully) justify picking on Khara.
You could EVEN try picking on someone else instead. Not much of a leap I know, but no-one is enjoying your present tactics. (Except, maybe you)  

Why not try and improve your Trolling skills by going on Yahoo Answers for a few months years before you try and Troll here?
Any improvement might even be met with positive feedback.

Because at the moment, you're like a nagging throat infection that is refusing to go, and producing the equivalent of small, nasty tasting balls of phlegm. Don't you want to strive to better yourself? To earn the respect of others? To stand on your own feet, upright, and stop throwing your own shit around?
If the answer to this is still "No", then maybe you should just fuck off, find some other like minded people (haha) who will appreciate whatever the fuck it is that you're all about. (I mean, there must be such places, it's the internet, amirite?)
So with all due respect, try harder, or fuck off.  :emo:

Dude, where did I write that I want other people to laugh about what I write? I'm perfectly content being the only one laughing. But nice text.

And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.

If you were a human being and not a cabbage or something, you would want to stop anyway. You would have realized that you're in the wrong. But you don't want to realize that. You're incapable of learning or posting on this forum without a collective groan going up to the heavens. You're like an obnoxious little kid that makes everyone wonder where the mother is. Just grow the fuck up.

Khara doesn't have to be polite to you. You certainly aren't to her, and after repeated attempts to show you why you're wrong, you refuse to listen. Think about that.
Even though you won't.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 07, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM

And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.

Right, because she should have to ask a stranger to stop photoshopping her with dicks and swastikas.

You stupid little nazi pedo shit.

There was no word about her asking me to stop. It's much simpler. She could simply have not write "Damn, I thought it had died". What's so hard to understand?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:55:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Badbeast, this Weltburger character is just another sackless piece of shit looking for an easy target. If we ignore him, he'll soon enough be back to stalking little girls on playgrounds.
That's part of the reason I'm bothering with him at all. (The rest of it being he just makes my shit itch so very much)

But you're right, there's not much substance to him, and those little girls will probably be more than capable of ripping him to bits anyway.
Perhaps I'm too much of an optimist, and some people really do have no redeeming features whatsoever.
(In which case, I need to do some serious re-evaluation on Humanity)

Part of that is his avatar. For some reason it drives me nuts.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:06:24 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM

And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.

Right, because she should have to ask a stranger to stop photoshopping her with dicks and swastikas.

You stupid little nazi pedo shit.

There was no word about her asking me to stop. It's much simpler. She could simply have not write "Damn, I thought it had died". What's so hard to understand?

Weltburger, is there a particular reason why you come here?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 07, 2010, 04:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:00:53 PM
Khara doesn't have to be polite to you. You certainly aren't to her, and after repeated attempts to show you why you're wrong, you refuse to listen. Think about that.
Even though you won't.

Sure, she doesn't have to be polite to me. And as a result I should be polite to her because ...?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 07, 2010, 04:08:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:06:24 PM
Weltburger, is there a particular reason why you come here?

I like that place.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:14:44 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 04:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:00:53 PM
Khara doesn't have to be polite to you. You certainly aren't to her, and after repeated attempts to show you why you're wrong, you refuse to listen. Think about that.
Even though you won't.

Sure, she doesn't have to be polite to me. And as a result I should be polite to her because ...?

Because you were the one who started it, dude. Your argument is, "I totally pissed this person off, and everyone is backing her up. Why should I be nice to her? I mean it's almost like you all think it's my fault." It is your fault. Man up and admit it.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 04:15:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:55:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Badbeast, this Weltburger character is just another sackless piece of shit looking for an easy target. If we ignore him, he'll soon enough be back to stalking little girls on playgrounds.
That's part of the reason I'm bothering with him at all. (The rest of it being he just makes my shit itch so very much)

But you're right, there's not much substance to him, and those little girls will probably be more than capable of ripping him to bits anyway.
Perhaps I'm too much of an optimist, and some people really do have no redeeming features whatsoever.
(In which case, I need to do some serious re-evaluation on Humanity)

Part of that is his avatar. For some reason it drives me nuts.
I totally get that. It has been bugging the shit out of me since day one, and I tried not to let it colour my opinion of him, and didn't mention how geh it is, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. He will probably make it even more cuntish now he knows, but it can't be for long.  I mean, someone is bound to come along soon IRL and murder him so hard that he dies from butthurt.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 04:48:22 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
[Dude, where did I write that I want other people to laugh about what I write? I'm perfectly content being the only one laughing.

But you aren't the only one laughing.  The difference is that we aren't laughing with you, but at you.  Everyone here hates your worthless guts.  I know that's the way you want it, because you are to sociopathic to want people to like you, so I guess it's win-win.

Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.

Fuck you, you think about it.  You posted some horrible, unfunny shit about her for no reason, and now you expect her to beg you to stop? 

You really are a total waste of life.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:54:28 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 04:15:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:05:09 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 03:55:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Badbeast, this Weltburger character is just another sackless piece of shit looking for an easy target. If we ignore him, he'll soon enough be back to stalking little girls on playgrounds.
That's part of the reason I'm bothering with him at all. (The rest of it being he just makes my shit itch so very much)

But you're right, there's not much substance to him, and those little girls will probably be more than capable of ripping him to bits anyway.
Perhaps I'm too much of an optimist, and some people really do have no redeeming features whatsoever.
(In which case, I need to do some serious re-evaluation on Humanity)


Part of that is his avatar. For some reason it drives me nuts.
I totally get that. It has been bugging the shit out of me since day one, and I tried not to let it colour my opinion of him, and didn't mention how geh it is, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. He will probably make it even more cuntish now he knows, but it can't be for long.  I mean, someone is bound to come along soon IRL and murder him so hard that he dies from butthurt.

Edit for quotefail:
He may have slipped up at one point and made his blog traceable. I don't speak German so I don't know if it's him, but he seems to have deleted that post. Either way, there's a pic where he looks pretty roughed up. You may not be incorrect in your assessment.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
Badbeast, this Weltburger character is just another sackless piece of shit looking for an easy target. If we ignore him, he'll soon enough be back to stalking little girls on playgrounds.

Hence why he decided a single mother would be a good person to victimize.

And why he refused to post his own pic.  He's a worthless coward.  With any luck at all, he'll die friendless and alone.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:13:48 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 04:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2010, 04:00:53 PM
Khara doesn't have to be polite to you. You certainly aren't to her, and after repeated attempts to show you why you're wrong, you refuse to listen. Think about that.
Even though you won't.

Sure, she doesn't have to be polite to me. And as a result I should be polite to her because ...?

Because you were a fucking shitheel to her for no reason and now everyone hates you, and the potential remedy for that, if you wanted one, would be to apologize and act like a decent human being.

Except that's impossible for you because you're not a decent human being.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Juana on July 08, 2010, 02:10:21 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM

And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.

Right, because she should have to ask a stranger to stop photoshopping her with dicks and swastikas.

You stupid little nazi pedo shit.

There was no word about her asking me to stop. It's much simpler. She could simply have not write "Damn, I thought it had died". What's so hard to understand?
My only question is why does that bother you so much? Ok, Khara (rightly) doesn't like you and the entire board would like you to die, but why are you so butt hurt that someone on the internet was hoping you had bit the dust? Your reaction seems out of proportion. And it's still only Khara who's reaction bothered you - you haven't tried to get at everyone else like you have her.
Why is that?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 08, 2010, 03:30:47 AM
It's because he so want's to fit in, and be like everyone else here, but he knows that is going to require a huge climbdown.
All the trouble he's had here, (in his mind) stems from Khara's disproportionate (as he see's it) over reaction to his ill considered Womping, so that's why she remains the focus of his resentment. He believes that if Khara made conciliatory overtones, then he could maybe bring himself to be magnaminous, and forgive her, and thereby be accepted, (or at least forgiven) by the rest of the board.  :lulz:

Unfortunately, this still doesn't address the real issue, which is that he isn't very likeable.  :fap:
And being spoiled, and too used to getting his own way, he probably hasn't done a lot of apologising to anyone in his life before.

And he is basically a misogynist, (probably because was indulged too much by his mother as a child, and had an emotionally distant, and undemonstrative father) and while he might find it easier to apologise to a man, he certainly isn't going to apologise to a woman, especially when (In WB Land)  it's all her fault.
So he's waiting for someone else to take the blame for all the hating he's been getting, in the vain hope that everyone will indulge his little personality defects, (like his family probably do)
But I can't really see it happening.
He's been far too 'Up Himself' to listen to anyone's advice so far, (and he has had more good advice than he deserves) and I can't see that changing.
But he can't let it go, because some part of him knows how wrong he is, but he doesn't have the tools to fix it.
We probably have the tools to fix him, but certainly not the inclination. So we are (In WB Land) withholding our love from him, to punish him, and he hates it.   :argh!:
His parents probably always caved in at this point, and let him get his own way, so that is the pattern he has been imprinted with. The frustration that it's not working, will be directed outwards towards us, rather than making him examine his own behaviour.

Not that I give a rat's arse, his behavioural aberrations can fuck off with the rest of him as far as I'm concerned. But I never could resist badly psychoanalysing people I don't like, and I thoroughly enjoy pointing out their his glaring character flaws.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Triple Zero on July 08, 2010, 10:50:48 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 03:43:34 PM

And if Khara wants me to stop, there might be better ways than saying "Damn, I thought it had died" after one month of my absence. Think about it.

Right, because she should have to ask a stranger to stop photoshopping her with dicks and swastikas.

You stupid little nazi pedo shit.

There was no word about her asking me to stop. It's much simpler. She could simply have not write "Damn, I thought it had died". What's so hard to understand?

There is nothing to understand. You are not in any way in a position where you can make demands about being treated in a polite fashion.

Khara is. The difference?

From the moment you returned, you have posted almost exclusively assholish troll posts. Really pathetic ones, even.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: bugmenоt on July 08, 2010, 01:23:10 PM
Lol thanks for all the attention. If I wanted to fit in here I would definitively have tried to apologize a long time ago. Why should I try to fit in here anyway? What advantages does this have? Try to give an answer which can be understood by a person who uses the internet for ego-play and the rl for multi-play.

Badbeast: I hope you know that an important step in psychoanalysis is to take information from one's environment to get information about one's mental condition, not vice versa. Maybe you can't believe that I'm a fairly healthy person who's laughing his ass off. Extra score (but not nessecary for minimalists) if others can laugh about it.

Quote from: Hover Cat on July 08, 2010, 02:10:21 AM
My only question is why does that bother you so much? Ok, Khara (rightly) doesn't like you and the entire board would like you to die, but why are you so butt hurt that someone on the internet was hoping you had bit the dust? Your reaction seems out of proportion. And it's still only Khara who's reaction bothered you - you haven't tried to get at everyone else like you have her.
Why is that?
I think it's her because she 1) declared me her enemy  :roll: 2) she is quite easy to piss off and 3) she can rely on some other people's help which makes it funnier. See it as group therapy. Being mad at me makes you stick together.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 08, 2010, 01:40:01 PM
If you don't want to fit in here, just fuck off.

Also you're starting to sound like sociological experiment troll.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 01:42:33 PM
This one is so unimaginative and droll.  Why feed it? 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
It's not an experiment: He's getting off on making people angry.


(http://www.integritycoffeeservice.com/Pledge%20Furniture%20Cleaner?table=listings&field=picture1&prm1=id&prm2=173)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Triple Zero on July 08, 2010, 01:59:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
It's not an experiment: He's getting off on making people angry.


(http://www.integritycoffeeservice.com/Pledge%20Furniture%20Cleaner?table=listings&field=picture1&prm1=id&prm2=173)

I was gonna say this, so yeah

:pledge:

huh that's no emoticon?

Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 02:02:54 PM
Those things really do wonders on my side tables.  Such a nice, natural shine. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Cain on July 08, 2010, 02:10:38 PM
Shininess isn't natural.  Except when you're looking at the sun, or water.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 02:13:51 PM
Okay, how about a healthy glow? 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Cain on July 08, 2010, 02:16:08 PM
I think I can live with that.

When I think shininess, I think robots, which are clearly unnatural.  Therefore all shininess is unnatural, unless someone can put up a good argument otherwise.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Triple Zero on July 08, 2010, 02:29:29 PM
Wet rocks near a waterfall?

certain kinds of bugs? (ok those are pretty much robots)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 02:37:00 PM
wet frogs near a waterfall? 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 08, 2010, 02:16:08 PM
I think I can live with that.

When I think shininess, I think robots, which are clearly unnatural.  Therefore all shininess is unnatural, unless someone can put up a good argument otherwise.

I, for one, welcome our new shiny metal robot overlords.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 08, 2010, 03:21:04 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 08, 2010, 01:23:10 PM
Lol thanks for all the attention. If I wanted to fit in here I would definitively have tried to apologize a long time ago. Why should I try to fit in here anyway? What advantages does this have? Try to give an answer which can be understood by a person who uses the internet for ego-play and the rl for multi-play.

Badbeast: I hope you know that an important step in psychoanalysis is to take information from one's environment to get information about one's mental condition, not vice versa. Maybe you can't believe that I'm a fairly healthy person who's laughing his ass off. Extra score (but not nessecary for minimalists) if others can laugh about it.

Quote from: Hover Cat on July 08, 2010, 02:10:21 AM
My only question is why does that bother you so much? Ok, Khara (rightly) doesn't like you and the entire board would like you to die, but why are you so butt hurt that someone on the internet was hoping you had bit the dust? Your reaction seems out of proportion. And it's still only Khara who's reaction bothered you - you haven't tried to get at everyone else like you have her.
Why is that?
I think it's her because she 1) declared me her enemy  :roll: 2) she is quite easy to piss off and 3) she can rely on some other people's help which makes it funnier. See it as group therapy. Being mad at me makes you stick together.


Ok you stalking perv, here is how it is.....

First of all, you womped me.  You know, I have a great sense of humor and if there could have been ANYTHING funny found in a picture of me with swastikas and penises all over my face, trust and believe, I would have been the one to find it.  So you fail with your first contact with me.  Because I didn't see anyone laughing.

Second, I made it perfectly clear back then, you and I well, we ain't gonna be friends.  You didn't have the balls to post your own pic so I could take the typical revenge because? Well since you never responded with anything acceptable, we'll just go with you're a spineless fuckwad.

Then you come back, and I didn't really say shit, I hate you and I've not deviated from that.  You are the slime that the sun burns off the top of the pond scum.  Fucking flies won't even land.  So I make one little comment.  Big woop!  Then once again, in your usual spineless fashion, you womp me.  AND AGAIN you do not have the balls to post a pic for retaliation.

Then you get all butthurt because other people are like WTF?  You try to justify your bullshit with saying I never asked you to stop.  Ok well I consider you a stalking perv.  The legal way to deal with a stalking perv is to start with a restraining order then work your way to prosecution.  Maybe you should check out the internet stalking and harassment laws they passed in Missouri and Illinois.  I can also take some of what you have said as threatening, and as you mentioned my children in the same paragraph, I can also take it that you threatened minor children on the internet..... AGAIN, check out those laws.  

See, I was just going to let you run out of steam and leave.  It's not that I can't fight my own battles, it's just that in the great scheme of things in MY REAL LIFE, I have underarm hair that is more significant than you are.  So here I am, fighting my battle.  Stop fucking with me.  Do not speak of or to me or of or to my children, oh yeah, I did mention my children came here right?  Figured out who they are yet?  You have been warned and made aware that the laws governing mine and my children's internet activity can and will prosecute you to the fullest extent.  See, the law covers WHERE I ACCESS THE INTERNET, not you.  It covers where MY CHILDREN ACCESS THE INTERNET, not you.

So dear little small minded and oh so immature weltburger, there you have it in a nutshell.  I'm so out of your league it brings tears to the eyes of small children in war torn countries.  You are so beneath me that there are fossil fuels between my feet and you.  I'm really not all that easy to piss off because you know what, you aren't worth that energy.  I have better things to get mad over.

You need to grow up, grow a pair or grow a 'stache, either way, you will always be a little boy who didn't know how to play with the big boys and should have remained in the playpen.

Have a nice day!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 08, 2010, 04:25:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
It's not an experiment: He's getting off on making people angry.


(http://www.integritycoffeeservice.com/Pledge%20Furniture%20Cleaner?table=listings&field=picture1&prm1=id&prm2=173)

I'm in.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Freeky on July 08, 2010, 04:39:14 PM
Ditto.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 08, 2010, 05:05:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 08, 2010, 02:16:08 PM
I think I can live with that.

When I think shininess, I think robots, which are clearly unnatural.  Therefore all shininess is unnatural, unless someone can put up a good argument otherwise.
What have you got against Robots? They're not all shiny!
And a Starling's wing is naturally shiny, and irridescant,
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Pæs on July 08, 2010, 05:05:34 PM
Pledge? Pledge who?
Isn't this a thread about owls?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/2284648890_f32f8715b5.jpg)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Freeky on July 08, 2010, 05:07:06 PM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 08, 2010, 05:05:34 PM
Pledge? Pledge who?
Isn't this a thread about owls?

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Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Adios on July 08, 2010, 07:09:24 PM
I used to like John Denver.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 07:10:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 08, 2010, 07:09:24 PM
I used to like John Denver.

What changed your mind?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Adios on July 08, 2010, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 07:10:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 08, 2010, 07:09:24 PM
I used to like John Denver.

What changed your mind?

Nothing really.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 08, 2010, 07:35:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 08, 2010, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 07:10:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 08, 2010, 07:09:24 PM
I used to like John Denver.

What changed your mind?

Nothing really.

:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 08, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 08, 2010, 07:35:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 08, 2010, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 07:10:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 08, 2010, 07:09:24 PM
I used to like John Denver.

What changed your mind?

Nothing really.

:lulz:

Aside from his being splattered all over the side of a mountain which does make it kind of hard to decide which piece to like....... yanno?

Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 08, 2010, 07:55:44 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 06, 2010, 07:07:22 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe?
They're called Italians.

WTF? You really wanna start fucking with my Dego brethren? I'm gonna have fun watching you
burn in a pile of your own excrement. Sicilians get silly, you watch.

Quote from: Weltbürger on July 06, 2010, 07:07:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe? Did you have to fight off any orcs?
I may be wrong, but I think you have to fellate Orcs to get them to free you.

Had to look up the word "fellate". You dirty, you!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Italians are also responsible for inventing Fellatio.

You're Welcome.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on July 08, 2010, 07:55:44 PM
Italians are also responsible for inventing Fellatio.

You're Welcome.


I call bullshit.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 08:02:56 PM
I'm gonna wager the cavemen and cavewomen figured that one out before they got to the wheel.  Maybe right after fire. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 08, 2010, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on July 08, 2010, 07:55:44 PM
Italians are also responsible for inventing Fellatio.

You're Welcome.


I call bullshit.

I have to concur.....  Hell Sodom and Gomorrah.....  I don't recall any italians, but I do distinctly remember the priest mentioning oral sex......  

I think they just named it ummmm nicer than getting sucked off right?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 08, 2010, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:02:56 PM
I'm gonna wager the cavemen and cavewomen figured that one out before they got to the wheel.  Maybe right after fire. 

Before fire, sparks from the stone sex toys lit the bed of grass and well.....  there you have it!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 08, 2010, 08:04:56 PM
Well, the word is at least Italian.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 08, 2010, 08:06:24 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:02:56 PM
I'm gonna wager the cavemen and cavewomen figured that one out before they got to the wheel.  Maybe right after fire. 

Chimps do it, so my guess is we've been blowing each other since before we were even "people".
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Yeah, insert tab A into slot B is a pretty easy concept to grasp. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Yeah, insert tab A into a frog's mouth is a pretty easy concept to grasp. 

Fixed for cross-referencing purposes.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 08, 2010, 08:11:26 PM
I remember hearing somewhere that Flies have actually been observed engaging in oral sex.

But yes, naming and inventing are far from the same thing. He still shouldn't fuck with Wops,
if for no other reason than we Lie, Cheat and Steal.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
I think you might want to turn down your pride in your heritage down just a couple of notches.  I think you're getting some feedback. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 08, 2010, 08:23:47 PM
S'all in good humor. I don't actually have any cultural ties to my heritage anyway. I'd need too many flag posts.
And imagine the mess that would ensue if they tried to deport me to my various countries of origin.

And I think it was Hubris, not pride. Just sayin.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 08:34:14 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED OF HUBRIS!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 08:41:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Yeah, insert tab A into a frog's mouth is a pretty easy concept to grasp. 

Fixed for cross-referencing purposes.

Look what you made me do:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12170.msg895200#msg895200
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
:crankey:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
It wouldn't leave my head if I didn't post it. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Freeky on July 08, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 08, 2010, 10:45:28 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:41:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Yeah, insert tab A into a frog's mouth is a pretty easy concept to grasp. 

Fixed for cross-referencing purposes.

Look what you made me do:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12170.msg895200#msg895200

RIBBIT!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: BadBeast on July 11, 2010, 04:44:30 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 08, 2010, 01:23:10 PM


Badbeast: I hope you know that an important step in psychoanalysis is to take information from one's environment to get information about one's mental condition, not vice versa. Maybe you can't believe that I'm a fairly healthy person who's laughing his ass off. Extra score (but not nessecary for minimalists) if others can laugh about it.
Of course I do. The environment I'm taking in this case, is PD. But
A/ I'm not making any claims to be a Pschoanalyst.
And B/ I'm not doing it for any perceived therapeutic benefits you might glean from it, it's purely for my own amusement.

I have no doubt you are laughing your arse off, but I can also tell that on the inside, you are crying, like a little 6 year old girl who just wet her knickers on the (short) Bus.
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Title: Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
Post by: the last yatto on July 12, 2010, 11:35:02 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger on July 08, 2010, 01:23:10 PM
Lol thanks for all the attention.

actually if you were worth anything, we would have google flooded your name
so you can spend the effort to go page after page of your name referenced somewhere strange.