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[i love reading these threads.]

I am admittedly dumb as shit when it come to anything political -- so i love reading these threads.  You folk are way smarter than you give yourself credit for.

And I probably am one of the "dirty hippie" socialists everyone despises -- but I still think we should let the fucking stock market fail and let those corporate fuckers starve in the streets.  Ok, maybe I'm not really a hippie, but I do want pot legalized.

Can you imagine a world where the US military actually helped keep powermongering at bay and forged peaceful alliances?

Wow.  What a dream...

Twould be nice--realizing that attribute that we are all taught we as a country HAVE in those god-awful lying history and civics classes...

I never understood how "embrace freedom or we'll kill you" was supposed to work.

who cares?

she has great tits.

I see great tits all the time.  I need more.

http://www.hogrockcafe.com/World's%20Biggest%20Tits%202.jpg

http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/massive_black_tits.jpg

I probably should be grinding at home.  i usually grind at the store and keep it in the freezer -- does that freezer thing actually do anything?  When I was single, my freezer was usually full of coffee and cigarettes.

slow cooking my meat
dripping in its own juices
it sounds like torture

NT: obsessive compulsive disorder

I think it would be easier to just trash this one and buy another.  it is just a cheap hotel-style 4 cup Mr. Coffee anyway

i ran vinegar through my coffee maker and afterward the coffee still tastes bitter.  I think i just need to continue wasting money at starbucks.

just an idea, but what if we started including a "For more information contact..." section and include a real person like:
J. Edward Fox, Assistant Secretary For Public Affairs
Department of Homeland Security
202-282-8000 (main DHS operator: unverified -- called with no answer)

i really don't care
didn't you hear what I said
why are you still here

NT: the Moose Whisperer

Look!  It's fossil evidence!

What. the. fuck.

whoever made that apparently never saw a real human footprint.

Congratulations!  You are now officially smarter than a Creationist!

if creationists are so big into fossil evidence...  wait, I can't even finish this statement it is so retarded.  I used to have a coworker who swore that dinosaurs weren't real.  He believed the "archeologists" were carving the bones out of rock, not uncovering them!

I guess the creationists should just get some bigfoot prints and ask science to explain where the sasquatch fits into the evolutionary scale.

There are inicidences in music history where what came out was pretty accidental.  Black Sabbath comes to mind here, as they launched Metal music in a failed attempt to sound like Led Zepplin.

No.  Black Sabbath's sound had little to do with Zepplin and more to do with Iommi losing bits of fingers from his fretting hand in a metal fabricating machine. 

Indeed, Iommi owed more to Django Reinhardt for his style than to Jimmy Page.

and Sabbath owes a lot to not being able to repair Fender instruments in England.  After a p-up in his Fender died, he started using his back-up SG.

I don't have Robot Nixon in my closet, but I have Mojo Nixon on my IPod.

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