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The internet is the fish of the masses.
What does that mean?
Something deep.
Probably.
Not really.

Word salad means you really aren't trying, or that you have no ideas.

Just saying.

I do it more as a meditative thing and see if anything funny comes up

Go ahead and use any uh, "literary works" I put here (yeah, that's what I'll call them)

Open mindtracks and unlimited options. Only God is here now. This is the plan, and I want to be clear. I won't stand for the god of the bible or the horse in the meadow. The end of the decade is here until the end of the year.

https://archive.org/details/DPTSYRWT
Random shit I make and will probably keep adding to if I want to, mostly pics and posters.
Spread it if you want to. It's yours. It's ours. It's everyone's.
But only if you want to. I guess you still could if you didn't want to, I can't really stop you.

anyway here is this really tiny ass cat gif, which maybe you also want to share or not idk

I just wrote this really awesome book, check it out:https://principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php

I am posting in this thread.

I am responding to this post in this thread

The edge is so sharp it tore open a portal in the space time continuem and escaped 2005

Back before the internet sucked ass. God bless tech monopolies for shrinking the web to primarily 4 websites.

On a tangentially related note, I was on my state's voter registration site and it had that glorious "this website was meant for computers from 1997" border. Any other burgerlanders relate?

Time is going by too fast. I'm about to turn 20 and have fuck all to show for it, Summer decided to fly by, and I have no idea what my next move in life is.
I really don't want to be stuck at this supermarket janitorial job until I die.
I guess not everyone gets to have fun, though. Somebody's life has to be a boring shithole.
And transes aren't allowed to be happy anyway

Defining yourself by what you do for money is your first mistake.

I mean yeah, but it takes up most of my time and pretty much dictates how I live, so it really defines my life at the moment.
The American Dream, baby.

I know folks in janitorial jobs who have great work/life balance and are extremely happy with their careers. What is it about your current gig that's preventing you from having that?

It's for Whole Foods, who is owned by the #1 company in Soul Crushing. Customers there also treat you like shit. I feel like I'm about to snap about every god damn minute.

The Goddess has revealed to me my Holy Name:
Killyurs Elf

In a trance in which I was connected to the higher plane of existence (which coincidentally only happens when I smell that lovely Gorilla Glue in the tool chest), I communed with Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, the most holy. It was then I had an Epiphany:
"Is devotion to a Goddess of Chaos in itself anti-chaos? Does devotion to a figurehead not imply an order, a hierarchy of some sort?"
Her voice filled my mind, and her words echoed in my very being:
"Ok you fucking loser"
After throwing up 2 times in the bathtub and 3 more times in front of my couch, I realized that I must spread these words of wisdom.
Surely, they must resonate with wise scholars such as yourselves. 

Only the soil is the joke. The johnny is the hot one. Please don't stop. I just want to go to the god and the god and he is holding the one and the gun. jingle and the gross intimmmmm and the kerbagde on the sea. Only the first and the last and the yearly fuck fest can be obtained via the internet. Dinner is on my tablet. I only press buttons for my own soul. Outrage is the perfect story fortress. Teams are the young.

Time is going by too fast. I'm about to turn 20 and have fuck all to show for it, Summer decided to fly by, and I have no idea what my next move in life is.
I really don't want to be stuck at this supermarket janitorial job until I die.
I guess not everyone gets to have fun, though. Somebody's life has to be a boring shithole.
And transes aren't allowed to be happy anyway

Defining yourself by what you do for money is your first mistake.

I mean yeah, but it takes up most of my time and pretty much dictates how I live, so it really defines my life at the moment.
The American Dream, baby.

How have you not been shot to death what the fuck?
I could never pull this shit off. I'm far too autistic and have way too much crazy-eye going on. I'm the type of person people are extra nice too after a shooting happens

Time is going by too fast. I'm about to turn 20 and have fuck all to show for it, Summer decided to fly by, and I have no idea what my next move in life is.
I really don't want to be stuck at this supermarket janitorial job until I die.
I guess not everyone gets to have fun, though. Somebody's life has to be a boring shithole.
And transes aren't allowed to be happy anyway