Messages

Me either. Everybody seemed to be worried it would be Johnson, Braverman, or Patel. Or Coffey:



This is one of those "The devil you know is better than the devil you don't" things, isn't it?

I trust Dok is fucking with these people. 
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/armed-people-ballot-box-arizona_n_6356a48ae4b03e8038e1abfc

The air conditioner. WHITE NOISE HELL FUCKIN YEAH 

All the years I've been on fb and I missed it.
My life there is wasted. But I knew that.

I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.

THAT'S RACIST.

Next time, call them a person of non-colour.

That's a keeper. 

Facebook is the place where we have to say Yte: "For Sale: Whirlpool 3.5-cu ft High Efficiency Agitator Top-Load Washer, Yte. $400 or BO."

THAT'S ...bizarre.  Do they have a badly trained AI ban-bot that's generating a storm of false positives, or what?

Yes. I Just got a temp ban for saying I wanted to hang a padlock in Don Jr.s perforated septum. ("Inciting violence.") But I got the idea from this stupid meme that was all over facebook for months:



ETA: Last night they told my alt that I'm "not allowed to post in groups." No reason given. This morning they said "Yesterday at 11:31 PM
Your comment is back on Facebook We're sorry we got this wrong. We reviewed your comment again and it does follow our Community Standards" and both accounts work.

For now.

No matter, I clicked the link.
It's exactly what the title implies: "It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it." 

I imagine there's a coke-fueled rampage. I'm curious about the tweaking phase, though.

BANNED FROM FACEBOOK AGAIN.

I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.

Horrors.

Facebook is the place where we have to say Yte: "For Sale: Whirlpool 3.5-cu ft High Efficiency Agitator Top-Load Washer, Yte. $400 or BO."

That doesn't look like a work toilet. Practice? 

Upper deck + curry = TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY

Curry is a WMD. In a safe world, it would be strictly regulated. 

That doesn't look like a work toilet. Practice? 

More like ravenous.

"You're not shooting the bullet, you're catching it." 

https://youtu.be/AZGcmvrTX9M

Paxton on the lam.

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/26/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-subpoena-abortion-lawsuit/

Yeah. The women are out there burning hijabs and cutting their hair in the streets. They're fed up.

[to Mar A Lago]

Nothing!  We're literally up to our noses in potable water!  It hasn't stopped raining since June 12th.  We all died.

TRADE OFFER:
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/205737.shtml?cone#contents

Just get a sharpie and move that shit to Mar A Lago.

FIXT.

PD.COM: It really plugs you in the ass

That's an excellent endorsement for "News." I hope The Management took note.