Just fucking make shit up what the fuck Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/shugowah/status/1268759506642755584?s=21
I mean for fucking real just https://twitter.com/coronacoreanici/status/1268783976786694144?s=21
https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1268773466079211520?s=21
Find me a person who could have predicted this shit before the 20th I fucking swear
If Kanye was running a long con on Trump then I am legitimately impressed.
Quote from: altered on June 05, 2020, 12:39:35 PM
Just fucking make shit up what the fuck Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/shugowah/status/1268759506642755584?s=21
I'm staring at this, blinking... my initial reaction was "huh that sounds like he just chickened out" - but the money sound like that's legit? but I dunno, the man is crazy. After watching his entire Megachurch appearance with Joel Osteen (which is 100% batshit lunacy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9dYenI2QOw&t=896s)) I can never perceive him as sane again. He's gotta be playing both sides, or just disconnected from reality, I don't even know.
That's the thing, it's impossible to tell whether he legitimately duped Trump, bought into the crazy, or incorporated it into his own, seemingly very wide-ranging brand of crazy.
Any and all of these are very possible.
Reality isn't even just breaking down it's more like we hit some sort of tipping point of Erisian nonsense and now every day is a new horror and a new hilarity literally not one human being alive to see it could have seen coming three days prior.
There's a photo of a SC national guardsman standing and staring blankly at a wall, like an Oblivion NPC, an hour or two later two national guardsmen get struck my lightning in a barrage that ended smack dab on the Washington monument
We actually Literally invoked the 3rd Amendment can you fucking believe it
This fucking shit with Kanye
Madness, utter fucking madness, I feel fucking rabid
yeah (it's possible only Cain will get this, but) it feels like we're living through "The Warp in the West".
Like every possible video game ending to 2016 is happening simultaneously, and also, all the game balance is whacked becuase of items and groups added via DLC.
like history books are gonna go
"Harambe died... and then uhhhhhh several years later, we emerged from the mad times and Kanye was the speaker of the house"
I DEFINITELY GET THE WARP IN THE WEST YOU FUCKIN NERD :crankey:
No but that's basically exactly fucking it
Although I do have to say WRT the WitW analogy, I REALLY WANT MY REALITY ALTERING MESOPOTAMIAN GUNDAM THANKS.
Quote from: altered on June 05, 2020, 01:54:51 PM
I DEFINITELY GET THE WARP IN THE WEST YOU FUCKIN NERD :crankey:
:lulz:
As soon as I read that I thought "you done fucked up now, boy"
..... #LadyG
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 05, 2020, 10:22:49 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on June 05, 2020, 09:26:25 PM
..... #LadyG
What now?
"There is a homophobic republican senator who is no better than Trump who keeps passing legislation that is damaging to the lgbt and minority communities. Every sex worker I know has been hired by this man. Wondering if enough of us spoke out if that could get him out of office? (https://twitter.com/SeanHardingXXX/status/1268672970265964547)"
Graham, right? It hardly feels subtle.
And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648
🐞🐞🐞
I want more predictions people, seriously, at this point you can say some really fucking bizarre shit and have it come true, come on
Tom Cotton outed as a furry.
5G actually found to spread, against all common sense, hypertrichosis (these facts may be connected).
China announces a world poetry slam, on the theme of "crushing dissent with military force is underrated".
The Pentagon reveals Bigfoot is real, but refuses to have anything to do with humanity. CNN track one down, only for it to shout "justice for Harambe" before disappearing into the woods.
The "butthole cut" of Cats is released. It is still somehow better than the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.
Only one of those can I say anything about with any certainty:
The butthole cut is not real. You'd get a cut of Cats with weird CG distortion around the crotch and ass, like when a mod-added Skyrim armor is built for a different skeleton. One of the folks who worked on fixing the weirdness talked about it. No butthole cut. Sorry.
And only one other can I talk about with any uncertainty:
5G causing hypertrichosis isn't totally unrealistic. It depends what sort of irritation the body is feeling it as. There are well known chemical and environmental irritants that fuck with body hair, most often thinning or destroying it but definitely more than one promotes it. This one would not be a complete and utter shock, but it would 100% become marketed as the new hair loss cure (old men strapping iPhones to their head...).
Actually, fuck it, it counts because old men strapping iPhones to their head is definitely outright insane according to everything we knew about the world two days ago.
I predict sometime, Trump will be outed as China's Communist Party puppet; it was all an accelerationist plan for chinese political hegemony that was on the horizon either way.
The United States breaks into three separate countries, Red, Blue, and Swing.
Richard Nixon wins the 2020 election as a write-in candidate.
Hong Kong physically detaches from the mainland, and through an ingenious system of flotation devices, migrates over to join Taiwan.
Quote from: Juana on June 06, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648
🐞🐞🐞
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and nothing on the Wayback machine
Quote from: Cramulus on June 06, 2020, 02:36:16 PM
Quote from: Juana on June 06, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648
🐞🐞🐞
DELETED BY AUTHOR :argh!:
and nothing on the Wayback machine
That's because They know that if shit gets much weirder The Discordian Society will win outright through sheer inertia.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 06, 2020, 02:36:16 PM
Quote from: Juana on June 06, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
And here's an article written by a dude claiming to have been hired as an escort by Graham. https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648
DELETED BY AUTHOR :argh!:
and nothing on the Wayback machine
https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1269368665960583168?s=09 this is most of it and all of the part. Though apparently he has come forward to say it was a joke.