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I fail to understand why what's between your legs is such a big deal, we're all full-grown discordians.

Oh, I don't care that much about what's between legs, so long as it's not hairy and diseased. I care more about the person/monster/eldritch horror it's attached to; penises are fine by me, I just don't want the men that come with most of them, nor do I want the men that come with some vaginas.

Yeah, basically this.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It's not even all that terrible. The joke isn't "haha gay", it's "you are benefitting from this so you will also work for it", which deflates all the possible offense. It's not shocking enough to be disgusting, it's not stupid enough to mock, and it's not funny enough to riff on.

It exists and that's okay. Exactly how I feel about palm trees, motorcycles and small scarabid beetles.

Oh, I believe you. I just don't have much to reply to that with, because it answers every question I might have had and is not offensive, boring, hilarious, or stupid enough to demand more from me.

It is probably the first time in a year that I have had no emotional reaction to something I read at all. I'm not sure if that say more about me or old people, but I'm okay with a complete lack of reaction to new information. I need less excitement.

Now do you see why I hate everyone on the planet?  Before 1994, that's all we had.

I already basically understood the hating everyone, but now I kind of get the "world destruction" part. It's just kindness, really, you're just a simple Doktor who sees a diseased limb and wants to shoot it into the sun for the good of the universe.

Oh, I believe you. I just don't have much to reply to that with, because it answers every question I might have had and is not offensive, boring, hilarious, or stupid enough to demand more from me.

It is probably the first time in a year that I have had no emotional reaction to something I read at all. I'm not sure if that say more about me or old people, but I'm okay with a complete lack of reaction to new information. I need less excitement.

Ah.

Truth be told, I don't know it either.

[WOOD!]

Not mine, but some dude in Ukraine made a beautiful bust of the Goddess...and it's made of WOOD!

Link broken, change ftp to http in tag and url.

It's interesting to be sure. Makes me want to make my own.

That's what happens when you let horses and dogs breed, the way the liberals want.

It isn't my fault your fursona is an emissary of hell itself, bucko. You should pick something nice and wholesome next time, like an anteater.

Horses have the worst sweat ever and are horrible in every other way too.

Exhibits:

Horse teeth are like dentures but natural.


Horse hooves are just fucking horrible. As in they are literally giant middle finger nails.


And they get to looking genuinely unsettling in certain special breeds.
Look at this hellbeast!

Oh, not horrible enough? Let's aim for maximum phallic symbolism this time.


Horses are terrible

Animal sweat is a horrible slide down a hole of madness.

Did you know horses sweat foam?

Sorry, I had meant Barr and Mitchell. I just googled them up myself like some sort of cretin but cannot find any clear details on why you say Barr's headed in the steps of Mitchell. Got a link?

Ha! Joke's on those Enochians, I don't even have eyes!

I cannot be described in 4 letters.

I cannot be described at all.

Does "Whatever the fuck a Doktor Hamish Howl is" count as description?