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And we are seeing "mandatory arbitration outside of court" clauses in all sorts of service and employment contracts nowadays.

Can we just all agree that Libertarians are just a bunch of toddlers who due their lack of object permanence and long term thinking just want to smoke weed and live in a more dystopic corporate dystopia?

My martial arts teacher likes to say they are "cos-playing the period when his country was a pirate-democracy and Americans had free reign to loot other countries' ships in international waters".

I love the word "pirate-democracy" because it fully explains libertarians without further additions necessary. No matter what "pirate" brings to mind for you, it's basically accurate.

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

Well, I am suitably shamed.

The shame is all just part of "Gob's Plan^TM" and is perfectly normal, or so I've been told.

Whoever the hell you are, I like you.

At what point did we all start talking about boning Hoopla?

What else am I going to do with all these bones?

You dont have to.

You can buy boned Hoopla for cheaper and stop being so goddamned lazy.

I damned well will, too.

You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.

You also don't have bones.

Let's be fair, here.

And we're just going to accept his bonelessness?

Mental health update: I made it to cooking again finally, had my first ever kitchen disaster, AND DIDN'T FREAK OUT.

How does one fix such a disaster? My first guess is to drown the disastrous food in barbecue sauce if appropriate. My second guess, if that doesn't work, is to drown the food in GRAPE JELLY barbecue sauce. Surely that will work...right?

As it happened, the dry meatballs weren't dry enough that they needed any more than the mulatto pepper bechemel sauce I made. It wasn't GREAT sauce, tasted mostly of flour no matter how much pepper and other seasonings I put in, but it was smooth and it worked well with the meatballs.

The taste of the cheese sauce saved it despite the grainy texture, so the mac and cheese was middle of the road too.

The unambiguous hit was the stuff I made for the kid who can't have bacon: mixed up a small amount of thyme and vegetable oil, then fried broccoli florets and garlic in that. Everyone agreed: perfectly delicious. They did not survive salad time.

Mental health update: I made it to cooking again finally, had my first ever kitchen disaster, AND DIDN'T FREAK OUT.

Fuck you PTSD. Fuck your stupid bitch FACE

How long a carnivorous plant has to be without eating to become vegan?

As any vegan will tell you (at length), veganism isn't what you do, it's who you are, man.

This is why if you have to eat an adult human, you might as well go vegan.

This is like the reverse of the usual order of koans and commentary.

Damn Discordians are all DOING IT WRONG

I exclusively eat the imported krokodile-infused russian meat that they sell at my local mercado... preferably put into a chicharron torta with a diet coke on the side, cause im watching my figure.

SEE, CNO? This is how you eat meat sustainably!

This thread made me smile a lot.

One small, tiny, plank-length metaphysics quibble. I find this is a common "rake in the grass" when first getting to know Discordia from the historical materials, and Greg Hill once sermonized on early usenet posts on the topic. Disorder =/= Chaos

[ Order --><-- Disorder ]                 <------ Chaos

Confusing these grids causes a lot more non-meaning in our holy nonsense.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled quantum static.

Forgive me for my mushy newspag brain, but I'm not sure I totally understand ya here. If I had to take a stab at it, is the idea that "this isn't about order vs disorder, this is about chaos, which causes the polarity of order and disorder"? Is it that "disorder = chaos is a fallacy, the truth is that chaos = disorder and order"

The latter.

Chaos is the primordial state. We, in our human stupidity, classify it into disorder and order. Change your grid often and you'll see that what is disorder can be order and what is order can be disorder, all is just facets of the same thing.

You have been missed and if you leave again we will release the grenade-equipped jackals.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mcconnell-senate-will-pass-resolution-blocking-trumps-border-emergency/ar-BBUmC4q?ocid=spartanntp

THE FIRST ONE!!

Even on the rare occasion when humans TRY to make things better, they just fuck it up and everything becomes scum.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/delta-has-apologised-after-handing-out-creepy-diet-coke-napkins-to-passengers-encouraging-them-to-give-their-number-to-their-plane-crush/ar-BBTfnk8?ocid=spartanntp

Wanna be my plane-crash-crush? 

Well, YOU'RE a sight for sore eyes.  Where the hell have you been?

What matters is that i'm here to contact the hoomanz 

But ok for real, i think it was 2014? So I finished my bachelors on Social Psychology, worked some years with literal psychotics, and im about done with my masters on psychoanalysis.

Sort of a FUN ride in all the wrong ways, but i cant complain. 

That's fucking awesome.

Damn, it sure is.

Good to see you back, Johnny.

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Who roasts a whole bicyclist? No ones gonna eat that.