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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: rong on January 10, 2010, 08:39:09 PM

Title: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: rong on January 10, 2010, 08:39:09 PM
i was reminded by the "largest animal/bare hands" thread.  this was a subject that came up often, back in the day. 

bear in mind that the average 5th grader is 4' 4" tall and 74 lbs. 
Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 10, 2010, 08:48:08 PM
Given ample space to maneuver, well over a dozen, probably two. I figure most of them will go down with a single solid hit, so it's just a matter of making sure they don't swamp you and start biting and clawing your eyes out. I'd more likely be defeated by my own conscience betraying me, "Why the fuck am I hurting little kids oh god get me out of here."
Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: rygD on January 10, 2010, 09:08:50 PM
I am assuming that they will be armed with the usual school related things, so, if given enough ammunition I would have to say all of them.
Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: rong on January 10, 2010, 09:14:08 PM
i was talking more hand-to-hand combat.  not to say you couldn't pick one up and use 'em as a club against the rest.
Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:28:33 PM
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YOU
:crankey:

I AM SO GONNA BUMP THIS SHIT IN A YEAR. ALL OF IT.
Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: Da6s on January 10, 2010, 09:28:58 PM
(http://toychop.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/zombie-playground.jpg)

With bare hands?
(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF099-Grammar_Wizard.gif)


I'd say maybe 20, depending on how many waves they came as. I know 5th graders like to latch onto limbs and i imagine that'd be my downfall.
Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:29:05 PM
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Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:41:23 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:29:05 PM
HI, FACEBOOK.

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT
Title: Re: how many 5th graders could you take in a fight?
Post by: BabylonHoruv on January 11, 2010, 06:43:28 AM
Those zombie children are my desktop.  It confused me a little bit seeing them.