Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Disco Pickle on April 29, 2011, 01:16:46 PM

Title: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
Post by: Disco Pickle on April 29, 2011, 01:16:46 PM
To Veracruz, Mexico tomorrow, gone for a week. 

ASK ME ANYTHING!
Title: Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
Post by: AFK on April 29, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
When did you become a drug mule?

also

Does it hurt when you sit?
Title: Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
Post by: Rumckle on April 29, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?
Title: Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
Post by: Disco Pickle on April 29, 2011, 01:30:57 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on April 29, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
When did you become a drug mule?

also

Does it hurt when you sit?

:lulz:

I'd make the worst drug mule.  I won't even take suppositories unless it's life or death.

also,

since I haven't been there in two years, my immune system has probably been slacking off, so after a week of eating there, I'm more worried about it hurting when I SHIT.
Title: Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
Post by: Disco Pickle on April 29, 2011, 01:35:07 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on April 29, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?

that depends, do you also have access to a large quantity of your blood type?  get some (a lot) and an IV, now run it through a pressure washer and into your veins.  That should be sufficient to clear the shit out of your arteries after you've eaten.