Ask me anything and I shall give you sage wisdom from the advice puppy.
Example:
Advice puppy, can you help me with my bills?
(http://jj.am/gallery/d/53865-1/Advice_puppy_www_JJ_AM07.jpg)
Advice puppy
What is love?
Quote from: Lysergic on July 19, 2008, 03:57:28 PM
Advice puppy
What is love?
Puppy?
(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/2186/advicedogrestrainingordbk5.jpg)
Advice puppy, how do I shoop da whoop?
Quote from: Cainad on July 19, 2008, 04:41:44 PM
Advice puppy, how do I shoop da whoop?
(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7590/mspaintye5.gif)
Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?
Quote from: triple zero on July 19, 2008, 05:33:28 PM
Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?
(http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/719/acidtripwt5.png)
The clap: Penicillin, or tough it out?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2008, 06:25:36 PM
The clap: Penicillin, or tough it out?
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1581/advicedogherpespastortv4.png)
Advice puppy? What kind of job should I look for?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 19, 2008, 06:31:15 PM
Advice puppy? What kind of job should I look for?
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5016/advicebrokenelectronicszw9.png)
:lulz: oh my god this is awesome
PUPPY: Where should I invest my money?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 21, 2008, 03:45:21 AM
:lulz: oh my god this is awesome
PUPPY: Where should I invest my money?
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1654/14780281vs6.jpg)
couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 21, 2008, 04:37:26 AM
couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5317/17881433du0.jpg)
Advice dog, I have this weird rash on my....what should I do about it?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 21, 2008, 04:44:22 AM
Advice dog, I have this weird rash on my....what should I do about it?
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6793/94518181eq0.jpg)
Advice Puppy, what should I do when I feel sick to my stomach, like I need to throw up?
Advise Puppy, is it really worth it to learn Catalan?
Quote from: Valerie LeFurston on July 21, 2008, 05:18:54 AM
Advice Puppy, what should I do when I feel sick to my stomach, like I need to throw up?
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8625/17az8.jpg)
Quote from: Nasturtiums on July 21, 2008, 05:23:27 AM
Advise Puppy, is it really worth it to learn Catalan?
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4951/37mp2.jpg)
:lulz:
Puppy;
My vegan ex who lives on my couch keeps eating my food. What should I do?
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:24:55 AM
Puppy;
My vegan ex who lives on my couch keeps eating my food. What should I do?
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/76/advicedog2hc1.jpg)
there's so much wisdom packed into so few words
it's like a 21st century advice haiku
Advice puppy,
How do I become a dance commander?
Advice Puppy,
What is love?
Quote from: Cain on July 21, 2008, 06:32:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:24:55 AM
Puppy;
My vegan ex who lives on my couch keeps eating my food. What should I do?
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/76/advicedog2hc1.jpg)
I love you, puppy!
should i be offended when she calls out her father's name instead of mine?
Dear advice puppy,
What sort of advice would you give yourself?
Quote from: Lysergic on July 21, 2008, 02:04:46 PM
Advice puppy,
How do I become a dance commander?
Puppy?
(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1669/advicebreakvj9.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2008, 03:04:03 PM
Advice Puppy,
What is love?
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6049/roflbotltsyyv7.jpg)
You weren't even
born in the 90s. Stupid puppy.
Quote from: the dreadful hours on July 21, 2008, 08:01:44 PM
should i be offended when she calls out her father's name instead of mine?
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6757/advicepuppy6fl7.png)
:lulz:
that one's useful in so many situations.
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2008, 08:19:01 PM
Dear advice puppy,
What sort of advice would you give yourself?
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6561/50pr7.jpg)
this thread is killing me.
Quote from: Squiddy on July 22, 2008, 03:44:01 AM
this thread is killing me.
Advice Puppy, if it turns out that this thread
doesn't kill Squiddy, what will? We need to know in case the Santa Cupcake takes over her brain and sends her on a rampage.
this cupcake is fucking frightning
Advice Puppy, am I bipolar?
Quote from: Cainad on July 22, 2008, 03:49:46 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on July 22, 2008, 03:44:01 AM
this thread is killing me.
Advice Puppy, if it turns out that this thread doesn't kill Squiddy, what will?
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/891/adviceindianslolnl7.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 22, 2008, 04:50:55 AM
Advice Puppy, am I bipolar?
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9893/advicedogwristssmoothierr7.png)
Advice puppy,
can you help me get a date?
Quote from: Regret on July 22, 2008, 10:07:58 AM
Advice puppy,
can you help me get a date?
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/579/advicedoggooutsidegv9.jpg)
Advice puppy,
Is this the single best thread that has been posted in Apple Talk in the last three months?
Quote from: LMNO on July 22, 2008, 02:05:42 PM
Advice puppy,
Is this the single best thread that has been posted in Apple Talk in the last three months?
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2814/adviceimadogpe0.jpg)
Advice Puppy, what should I do today?
Quote from: Richter on July 22, 2008, 02:15:22 PM
Advice Puppy, what should I do today?
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8480/13aq4.jpg)
Dear advice puppy,
How can I lose 20 pounds quickly?
Quote from: LMNO on July 22, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
Dear advice puppy,
How can I lose 20 pounds quickly?
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2103/55xh0.jpg)
Dear Advice Puppy,
Are you an Indigo Pet?
Advice Puppy, I am hungover. What is the best way to ensure the day proceeds pleasantly?
Dear advice puppy,
How do I tell if my freakishly swollen throat is from a cold or allergies?
Advice puppy, how have I lived 16 years without experiencing the extreme amazingness of De La Soul?
And why is pretty much all of my brainpower put into music? You'd think I was an aspie it's such an obsession.
Quote from: Mangrove on July 22, 2008, 08:15:16 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,
Are you an Indigo Pet?
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9138/19396499eh2.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2008, 08:20:02 PM
Advice Puppy, I am hungover. What is the best way to ensure the day proceeds pleasantly?
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3381/43so0.jpg)
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 22, 2008, 09:13:20 PM
Dear advice puppy,
How do I tell if my freakishly swollen throat is from a cold or allergies?
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7124/26ot1.jpg)
Quote from: The Littlest Ubermensch on July 23, 2008, 04:09:57 AM
Advice puppy, how have I lived 16 years without experiencing the extreme amazingness of De La Soul?
And why is pretty much all of my brainpower put into music? You'd think I was an aspie it's such an obsession.
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5521/advicedogpartylt9.jpg)
Advice Puppy, what do I do when facebook craps out, but the rest of the internetz work?
Quote from: Valerie LeFurston on July 23, 2008, 04:53:55 AM
Advice Puppy, what do I do when facebook craps out, but the rest of the internetz work?
:lol:
Quote from: Valerie LeFurston on July 23, 2008, 04:53:55 AM
Advice Puppy, what do I do when facebook craps out, but the rest of the internetz work?
(http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/396/roflbotosqhrx6.jpg)
Dear advice puppy...
The last person to ask your advice currently has 49 posts. Anything to tell them now, before it's too late?
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on July 23, 2008, 05:53:39 AM
Dear advice puppy...
The last person to ask your advice currently has 49 posts. Anything to tell them now, before it's too late?
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5155/advicedog23kj1.jpg)
Advice Puppy, several small children and a lackadaisical parent have just sat next to me on the train. The infantile prattling plays on my nerves like a violin being played with a bastard file.
How can I deal with this?
You have an internet connection on the train?
Advice Puppy, is my sex addiction something for which I should seek therapy?
Quote from: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 02:22:46 PM
You have an internet connection on the train?
Several commuter rail cars have wireless.
Also, problem resolved itself.
My playing of "Gay Bar" at full volume got some notice, but the parent bundled her young and moved on the opening strains of "Discovery Channel". With any luck thats stuff that goes over the kiddies' heads.
Dear Advice Puppy,
Why is HIMEOBS sticky?
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16956.15)
Quote from: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,
Why is HIMEOBS sticky?
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16956.15)
Related question:
I don't actually have any golden mittens to give to the person who spells out "HIMEOBS" in ants. What should I do?
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 23, 2008, 02:24:42 PM
Advice Puppy, is my sex addiction something for which I should seek therapy?
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7815/18ed6.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,
Why is HIMEOBS sticky?
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16956.15)
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/4427/roflbot53yjpd9.jpg)
Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2008, 02:43:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,
Why is HIMEOBS sticky?
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16956.15)
Related question:
I don't actually have any golden mittens to give to the person who spells out "HIMEOBS" in ants. What should I do?
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/4379/83853634mz9.jpg)
Advice puppy,
Whats the best thing to say to a police officer that tries to steal my drugs?
Quote from: Lysergic on July 23, 2008, 04:39:54 PM
Advice puppy,
Whats the best thing to say to a police officer that tries to steal my drugs?
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6874/advicechokeix2.jpg)
Dear advice puppy,
What form of government works the best to give both maximum liberty and maximum security?
Quote from: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 06:18:42 PM
Dear advice puppy,
What form of government works the best to give both maximum liberty and maximum security?
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2297/roflbotreubcz8.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2008, 06:24:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 23, 2008, 06:18:42 PM
Dear advice puppy,
What form of government works the best to give both maximum liberty and maximum security?
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2297/roflbotreubcz8.jpg)
Dear Advice puppy,
Based on the above, do you LARP?
What does Discworld have to do with LARP? Other than making fun of it.
Forum conflation.
http://www.erisbarandgrill.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=9319&page=2
Quote from: Critical Mass
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: LMNO
I believe that the best government is actually found in the city of Ankh-Moorpork, on Discworld.
What does that make me?
A LARPer.
Quote from: LMNO
(http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-OhSnap.jpg)
I'd love to argue, except that it's TRUE! :cry:
Advice puppy,
Whats the best way to punish a charismatic sexual abuser who has so far managed to elude the laws that lack the ability to stop such a person from doing it again to someone else?
wrap his junk in aluminum foil...
sorry, failed attempt to tie into another thread...
Quote from: Lysergic on July 24, 2008, 03:20:08 AM
Advice puppy,
Whats the best way to punish a charismatic sexual abuser who has so far managed to elude the laws that lack the ability to stop such a person from doing it again to someone else?
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5624/24tj2.jpg)
Advice Puppy, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 24, 2008, 06:06:01 AM
Advice Puppy, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/5113/advicewhoremouthby5.jpg)
wow the puppy has been in kind of a bad mood lately
Advice Puppy, boxers, briefs, or commando?
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 24, 2008, 07:10:37 AM
wow the puppy has been in kind of a bad mood lately
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1961/adviceeatdickru4.png)
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 24, 2008, 02:24:29 PM
Advice Puppy, boxers, briefs, or commando?
(http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9407/roflbotyytnxw7.jpg)
Advice Puppy:
Will I get in trouble if I just don't go to work today?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 24, 2008, 02:40:05 PM
Advice Puppy:
Will I get in trouble if I just don't go to work today?
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/386/advicedogfellxd9.jpg)
pupppy noooooooooooooooo
I need your advice!
I CANNOT MAKE DECISIONS FOR MYSELF
cram, stop being a robot, show your true discord, escape the prison...
lose your job, have no money, eat out of garbage...
unless you have sick time, then its cool
Dear Advice Puppy,
I hate myself and I want to die. Any advice?
GAD DAMNIT I'M AT WORK NOW
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ADVICE PUPPY
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
Quote from: LMNO on July 24, 2008, 03:04:15 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,
I hate myself and I want to die. Any advice?
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9467/roflbotryb1aq3.jpg)
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 24, 2008, 03:49:24 PM
GAD DAMNIT I'M AT WORK NOW
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ADVICE PUPPY
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3482/copscs0.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 26, 2008, 08:05:20 PM
Keep slapping yourselves, I haven't told you to finish yet.
Dear Advice Puppy,
When can I stop?
Dear Puppy of Wisdom
what should we do with Uncle BadTouch?
Dear Advice Puppy,
My friend almost put me in the hospital the other night but nothing happened besides a bunch of insults and glaring. He's in his late 30's, did time in a federal prison, is around 250 lbs and 6'6". I'm about 150 lbs, 6'1" and haven't practiced martial arts in years, so he could have crushed me like an ant. I heard he feels embarrassed about menacing me (especially since he was the only one making any sort of threats and getting in my face and shit) and would still like to be my friend. He hasn't contacted me though, it's all second hand but reliable information.
How should I proceed?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 26, 2008, 11:12:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 26, 2008, 08:05:20 PM
Keep slapping yourselves, I haven't told you to finish yet.
Dear Advice Puppy,
When can I stop?
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/129/roflbotjhydno1.jpg)
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 26, 2008, 11:21:00 PM
Dear Puppy of Wisdom
what should we do with Uncle BadTouch?
(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/4323/29gx4.jpg)
Quote from: Netaungrot on July 27, 2008, 02:27:20 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
My friend almost put me in the hospital the other night but nothing happened besides a bunch of insults and glaring. He's in his late 30's, did time in a federal prison, is around 250 lbs and 6'6". I'm about 150 lbs, 6'1" and haven't practiced martial arts in years, so he could have crushed me like an ant. I heard he feels embarrassed about menacing me (especially since he was the only one making any sort of threats and getting in my face and shit) and would still like to be my friend. He hasn't contacted me though, it's all second hand but reliable information.
How should I proceed?
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2397/roflbot3rsyfz5.jpg)
Dear advice puppy,
There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?
Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences
Just fuck her already.
You are not a puppy and you certainly aren't advice puppy.
So, advice puppy is the only one allowed to give out bad advice around here?
I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
Dear advice puppy,
There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?
Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7822/42ia5.jpg)
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:19:10 AM
I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.
Too much effort.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 12:13:03 AM
Just fuck her already.
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1091/48082113vj3.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:23:06 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
Dear advice puppy,
There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?
Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7822/42ia5.jpg)
Thank you advice puppy!
A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?
Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore. What SHOULD I do?
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:26:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:23:06 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
Dear advice puppy,
There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?
Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7822/42ia5.jpg)
Thank you advice puppy!
A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5295/advicedoglisterineblankis4.jpg)
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 12:24:18 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:19:10 AM
I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.
Too much effort.
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1914/roflbotx9navh9.jpg)
Quote from: Richter on July 28, 2008, 12:27:17 AM
Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore. What SHOULD I do?
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5260/lightningstormdc5.png)
Dear Advice Puppy,
I think my vision is degrading, and I feel the slow, deteriorating effects of time with every passing day. What should I do?
Quote from: Nasturtiums on July 28, 2008, 12:36:02 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
I think my vision is degrading, and I feel the slow, deteriorating effects of time with every passing day. What should I do?
(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1914/puppytiredco3.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:32:03 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 12:24:18 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:19:10 AM
I suppose not, maybe you should try pasting your face wearing a whimsical expression on a colorful background and answering people in bold caps-locked messages.
Too much effort.
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1914/roflbotx9navh9.jpg)
Aw thanks, but still too much effort. :)
I have the template still. Along with roflbot, its almost too easy.
That reminds me: must contact WOMP for cut out faces to use.
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:33:18 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 28, 2008, 12:27:17 AM
Advice puppy, my head isn't thinking in usual human anymore. What SHOULD I do?
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5260/lightningstormdc5.png)
:lulz:
Best thread ever?
Dear Advice Puppy;
How can this thread be more awesome?
Dear Advice Puppy,
It's 1 am and my daughter still isn't asleep. How do I remedy this situation?
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 AM
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?
Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick? :argh!:
(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)
Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2008, 06:14:37 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 AM
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?
Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick? :argh!:
(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)
HAY!
Advice Puppy: I listened to your advice about that girl and she made me drink and have sex with her all night. I didn't get any sleep and now I'm not being productive at work. What do I do now?
By the way, now my breath is amazingly fresh and all of my blankets are neatly folded.
Advice Puppy, when human asks, why does puppy answer?
Quote from: Vene on July 28, 2008, 03:49:01 AM
Dear Advice Puppy;
How can this thread be more awesome?
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/534/roflbotpsmrfp1.jpg)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2008, 05:51:00 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
It's 1 am and my daughter still isn't asleep. How do I remedy this situation?
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5381/43eb7.jpg)
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 AM
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1079/roflbotuoe0xk9.jpg)
Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2008, 06:14:37 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 28, 2008, 06:39:34 AM
Advice puppy, what should I ask you next?
Advice puppy, how mad am I allowed to get that Lizzie took my favorite advice thread gimmick? :argh!:
(Kidding, of course. I know exactly how mad to get.)
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/69/roflbotwlyayb9.jpg)
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 09:01:48 PM
Advice Puppy: I listened to your advice about that girl and she made me drink and have sex with her all night. I didn't get any sleep and now I'm not being productive at work. What do I do now?
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4625/roflbot88bbfi3.jpg)
Quote from: Richter on July 28, 2008, 09:15:49 PM
Advice Puppy, when human asks, why does puppy answer?
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3484/leaveadviceew0.jpg)
Dear Advice Puppy,
I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.
So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?
Advice Puppy, how can I suck less?
Advice Puppy: do you want to make more money?
Quote from: Pig Wee on July 29, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.
So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?
Uh...the answer is obvious, but I can't say it or Advice Puppy will wee on me.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 29, 2008, 08:29:49 AM
Quote from: Pig Wee on July 29, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.
So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?
Uh...the answer is obvious, but I can't say it or Advice Puppy will wee on me.
I've already decided, I just want to see the answer come out of a floating puppy head in front a gay pride flag.
Dear advice puppy;
Calcium Oxide or Hydrochloric Acid? Organic matter must be disposed of!
Advice Puppy, (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainadspin.gif)
I do not understand it. Please help.
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3049/roflbotfkkhmj1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Dear advice puppy,
I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?
Advice Puppy, why have you forsaken us?
Quote from: Risus on July 29, 2008, 11:12:20 PM
Advice Puppy, why have you forsaken us?
I think Cheney shot him.
Quote from: Richter on July 29, 2008, 03:38:05 PM
Advice Puppy, (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainadspin.gif)
I do not understand it. Please help.
:x
Advice puppy, am I greatly amused or suicidal? I can't seem to tell.
Quote from: LMNO on July 29, 2008, 06:10:47 PM
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3049/roflbotfkkhmj1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Dick "Gay Pride" Cheney?
Quote from: Pig Wee on July 29, 2008, 01:10:37 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
I have a boyfriend but he really annoys me. I've been thinking of breaking up with him, but I hear he really likes me, so I'm waiting for an astonishingly redeeming quality to come up, so I don't have to break up with him. Also, There are other guys in the picture, but I haven't done anything with them yet, deciding to wait until the situation with teh boyfrann resolves itself.
So, stay with boyfriend despite annoying factor, or break up with him and fuck other guys' brains out?
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8733/roflbotyvuumi3.jpg)
Quote from: Vene on July 29, 2008, 02:07:53 AM
Advice Puppy, how can I suck less?
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9282/roflbote8dvmy5.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 29, 2008, 04:46:35 AM
Advice Puppy: do you want to make more money?
(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9369/roflbotxnrhgt7.jpg)
Quote from: PeregrineBF on July 29, 2008, 03:30:17 PM
Dear advice puppy;
Calcium Oxide or Hydrochloric Acid? Organic matter must be disposed of!
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7467/roflbot5csgxw3.jpg)
Quote from: Richter on July 29, 2008, 03:38:05 PM
Advice Puppy, (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainadspin.gif)
I do not understand it. Please help.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5157/roflbotgh1esp3.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on July 29, 2008, 06:10:47 PM
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3049/roflbotfkkhmj1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1223/roflbotpok1md7.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 29, 2008, 11:09:46 PM
Dear advice puppy,
I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6876/roflbotmqmbvc2.jpg)
Quote from: Risus on July 29, 2008, 11:12:20 PM
Advice Puppy, why have you forsaken us?
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3503/roflbotawxovv9.jpg)
Quote from: Cainad on July 30, 2008, 01:33:37 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 29, 2008, 03:38:05 PM
Advice Puppy, (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainadspin.gif)
I do not understand it. Please help.
:x
Advice puppy, am I greatly amused or suicidal? I can't seem to tell.
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6922/roflbotnpjtvs3.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2008, 01:11:33 PM
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1223/roflbotpok1md7.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/roflbotAG1.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on July 30, 2008, 01:21:12 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/roflbotAG1.jpg)
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3383/roflbotmd5dwp3.jpg)
Advice Puppy,
I feel like my blog is pissed off at me, and yet I hate it too. How can I patch this all up?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/roflbotag2.jpg)
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2008, 01:27:08 PM
Advice Puppy,
I feel like my blog is pissed off at me, and yet I hate it too. How can I patch this all up?
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9080/roflbotnfncpa1.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on July 30, 2008, 01:30:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/roflbotag2.jpg)
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5793/roflbottdccgk2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/roflbotag3.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2008, 01:04:02 PM
Quote from: Vene on July 29, 2008, 02:07:53 AM
Advice Puppy, how can I suck less?
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9282/roflbote8dvmy5.jpg)
How should I kill myself? I don't want to die in a pussy way.
Advice puppy, who should I vote for in November?
Dear Advice Puppy
?
Sincerely,
TTM
Advice Puppy,
What the fuck is with Christmas in July?
Dear Advice Puppy,
How can I best annoy/destroy the pathetic worms living at the foot of my mountain? You know, the spags of this very forum.
Brutally yours,
Pterodactyl Handler X
Advice puppy just how many trolls would a trolltroll troll if a trolltroll could troll trolls?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 30, 2008, 06:28:06 PM
Advice puppy, who should I vote for in November?
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2806/roflbot5x3ssa5.jpg)
Quote from: Vene on July 30, 2008, 05:47:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2008, 01:04:02 PM
Quote from: Vene on July 29, 2008, 02:07:53 AM
Advice Puppy, how can I suck less?
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9282/roflbote8dvmy5.jpg)
How should I kill myself? I don't want to die in a pussy way.
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/6307/roflbotzxk1ll9.jpg)
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 31, 2008, 12:50:15 PM
Dear Advice Puppy
?
Sincerely,
TTM
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7555/roflbotqdgtzh8.jpg)
Quote from: Rumckle on July 31, 2008, 01:16:07 PM
Advice Puppy,
What the fuck is with Christmas in July?
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5029/roflbotrh4gwg4.jpg)
Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on August 04, 2008, 11:44:09 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,
How can I best annoy/destroy the pathetic worms living at the foot of my mountain? You know, the spags of this very forum.
Brutally yours,
Pterodactyl Handler X
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6716/roflbottxfgyr5.jpg)
Quote from: fnord mote eris on August 04, 2008, 11:47:46 PM
Advice puppy just how many trolls would a trolltroll troll if a trolltroll could troll trolls?
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/6462/roflbotsh9gdr1.jpg)
Advice puppy, you're awfully cute. Can I hug you? :mrgreen:
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2008, 12:07:27 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 31, 2008, 12:50:15 PM
Dear Advice Puppy
?
Sincerely,
TTM
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7555/roflbotqdgtzh8.jpg)
Snap.
Touche advice puppy. Touche´.
Dear Advice Puppy,
Should I make 5 clones of my dead pit bull for $50,000?
FUCK YEAH YOU SHOULD!
\
(http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/vick.jpg)
"What is K-L-O-N-E?"
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(http://michaelcollins.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/tv_k9.jpg)
Advice Puppy, can we see your drugs resume?
Quote from: triple zero on August 06, 2008, 05:49:13 PM
Advice Puppy, can we see your drugs resume?
Judging by the color scheme, I'd say they never stopped.
:rimshot:
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on August 05, 2008, 07:04:22 AM
Advice puppy, you're awfully cute. Can I hug you? :mrgreen:
(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3473/roflbotmyvoqf7.jpg)
QuoteDear Advice Puppy,
Should I make 5 clones of my dead pit bull for $50,000?
(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3861/roflbotykndku2.jpg)
Advice Puppy, seeing that you are immortal can i eat your eyes?
(http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6179/1220234785082gi8.jpg)
Quote from: Regret on August 14, 2008, 11:00:56 PM
Advice Puppy, seeing that you are immortal can i eat your eyes?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/simon1801/pizza.jpg)
Advice puppy, how should I treat the hemorrhoids?
Quote from: Richter on March 30, 2009, 10:25:56 PM
Advice puppy, how should I treat the hemorrhoids?
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1285/advicedogmustache.png)
Cain, I think Cramulus got a hold of your password.
Quote from: Vene on March 30, 2009, 11:29:37 PM
Cain, I think Cramulus got a hold of your password.
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8891/advicewhoremouth.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on March 30, 2009, 11:33:03 PM
Quote from: Vene on March 30, 2009, 11:29:37 PM
Cain, I think Cramulus got a hold of your password.
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8891/advicewhoremouth.jpg)
saving this one
Advice puppy, I have a research paper that was due last week. If I don't do it I fail the class, should I still do it?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 02:54:47 AM
Advice puppy, I have a research paper that was due last week. If I don't do it I fail the class, should I still do it?
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6611/thadviceschoolshooting.png)
I miss advice puppy.
My sinuses are killing me with allergies! What do I do?
Quote from: Squid on March 31, 2009, 07:01:42 AM
I miss advice puppy.
My sinuses are killing me with allergies! What do I do?
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5383/advicetakepills.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on March 31, 2009, 06:56:49 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 02:54:47 AM
Advice puppy, I have a research paper that was due last week. If I don't do it I fail the class, should I still do it?
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6611/thadviceschoolshooting.png)
:lulz: Duly noted...
Advice puppy, I've been getting funny sensations in THAT area...what do I do?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 08:23:15 AMAdvice puppy, I've been getting funny sensations in THAT area...what do I do?
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7489/3172128910da7eb27137.jpg)
Advice puppy, Obama's stim money saved my job but, my Dad is a Conservative who really hates Obama. Should I tell him?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 31, 2009, 02:30:15 PM
Advice puppy, Obama's stim money saved my job but, my Dad is a Conservative who really hates Obama. Should I tell him?
I swear to God I only found this one:
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1787/advicedogkillyourdad.jpg)
Advice puppy, can you tell me my fortune for the rest of the week?
Quote from: planeswalker on March 31, 2009, 02:40:18 PM
Advice puppy, can you tell me my fortune for the rest of the week?
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5052/fuckafatty.png)
Advice puppy, what's the best way to sucker somebody else into changing my cat's litter box?
Quote from: Cramulus on March 31, 2009, 04:22:37 PM
Advice puppy, what's the best way to sucker somebody else into changing my cat's litter box?
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3427/13197714.jpg)
What's the best way to have a psychotic breakdown? It's getting to be awful tempting.
Quote from: Cain on March 31, 2009, 02:25:43 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 31, 2009, 08:23:15 AMAdvice puppy, I've been getting funny sensations in THAT area...what do I do?
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7489/3172128910da7eb27137.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
SARAH PALIN I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU SAY AND START A WAR, BUT WHO SHOULD I START A WAR WITH? I CAN'T SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE
Advice Puppy rocks!
:mittens:
Quote from: Vene on March 31, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
What's the best way to have a psychotic breakdown? It's getting to be awful tempting.
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/3337/1214957027134.jpg)
QuoteSARAH PALIN I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU SAY AND START A WAR, BUT WHO SHOULD I START A WAR WITH? I CAN'T SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE
(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8369/roflbotakjb.jpg)
BUT ADVICE PUPPY FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN CA? SHOULD I GO TO MEXICO FOR THEM OR JUST USE MATCHES TO LIGHT EVERYONE'S HOUSES ON FIRE?
Dear advice puppy,
Should I just stop posting?
-SDOI
Dear Advice Puppy,
What is this bump on my arm? can you recommend treatment?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on April 01, 2009, 07:38:52 PM
BUT ADVICE PUPPY FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN CA? SHOULD I GO TO MEXICO FOR THEM OR JUST USE MATCHES TO LIGHT EVERYONE'S HOUSES ON FIRE?
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6151/advicedogfarts.jpg)
Quote from: Slanket, destroyer of internets. on April 02, 2009, 12:50:31 AM
Dear advice puppy,
Should I just stop posting?
-SDOI
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1060/advicedogtypicalone.jpg)
Quote from: Iptuous on April 02, 2009, 04:03:31 AM
Dear Advice Puppy,
What is this bump on my arm? can you recommend treatment?
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1504/toolsp0nicom.jpg)
Deer advice puppy, I yews to be humerus. Watt happened too me?
Dear advice puppy,
What is norovirus? How Contagious is it? Can it be fatal?
it's contagious until two weeks after you had it, and it made me very tired and like a cholera spray hose.
but dont listen to me, advice puppy will know what to do.
ADVICE PUPPY POOR PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME FOR MONEY, HOW SHOULD I DISPOSE OF DEAL WITH THEM?
I am in a rut, what do I do advice puppy?
Advice puppy banned himself.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 23, 2009, 01:45:33 AM
I am in a rut, what do I do advice puppy?
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3006/rorschachadvicetemplate.jpg)
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on April 23, 2009, 01:43:00 AM
ADVICE PUPPY POOR PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME FOR MONEY, HOW SHOULD I DISPOSE OF DEAL WITH THEM?
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/629/rorschachadvice1.jpg)
:lol:
Advice Puppy/Watchman, now the cops are after me for beating a poor person to death (as the dark lord Limbaugh hath instructed me to do). What do I do?
advice puppy, what do I do about crazystalker ex boyfriend?
Will it be the axe for him, or perhaps the high powered rifle?
Advice puppy, what should I do about moron parents?
Advice Puppy, how can I regain the respect of my Congregation?
People are so judgemental.
If I had spent years, building roads, would they call me Pastor Jim, the Roadbuilder? No.
Or Bridges? Would they call me "Pastor Jim, Bridge Builder? Nope.
But get caught, in an intimate moment with just ONE sheep, . . . . .
(Pastor Jim)
(http://i.imgur.com/JDHZr.jpg)
Edit: Fucking Kel, beating me to the punch. Whatever, bump.
Wow, this is awesome.
OK, Advice Puppy,
Should I go to that birthday party tonight? Haven't seen the guy in years and I don't know anyone there. But there will be beer involved.
:mittens:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Wow, this is awesome.
OK, Advice Puppy,
Should I go to that birthday party tonight? Haven't seen the guy in years and I don't know anyone there. But there will be beer involved.
Go make new friends! I mean...
(http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Dog/ImageMacro/1422189/Advice-Dog-RAPE-CHICKEN-TO-DEATH-LEARN-TO-SPEAK-GERMAN.jpg)
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on June 26, 2010, 05:21:59 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Wow, this is awesome.
OK, Advice Puppy,
Should I go to that birthday party tonight? Haven't seen the guy in years and I don't know anyone there. But there will be beer involved.
Go make new friends! I mean...
(http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Dog/ImageMacro/1422189/Advice-Dog-RAPE-CHICKEN-TO-DEATH-LEARN-TO-SPEAK-GERMAN.jpg)
Sehr gut. Ich werde das Huhn vergewaltigen.
...wait a minute I thought Cain was Advice Puppy!!!
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/ADVICEPUPPY.jpg)
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yoink'd
Bump. Advice Puppy, yesterday I had sex with myself, and the condom broke. Am I pragnent?
(http://memegenerator.net/Insanity-Wolf/ImageMacro/1936790/LargeThumbnail.jpg?instanceText=YOURE-FUCKED-BREAK-JAR-IN-ASS)
Dear Advice Puppy:
I have just killed my neighbor. What method of body disposal has the best odds of keeping me out of Sing Sing?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 03:34:35 AM
Dear Advice Puppy:
I have just killed my neighbor. What method of body disposal has the best odds of keeping me out of Sing Sing?
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7467/roflbot5csgxw3.jpg)
:mittens:
What the hell font are you guys using?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2011, 01:57:27 AM
:mittens:
What the hell font are you guys using?
"Impact" with a black stroke.
But I'm pretty sure ROFLBOT (http://wigflip.com/roflbot/) will do it for you.
Advice Puppy,
I'm considering acquiring a flame thrower in order to clear all of the snow out of the driveway, stairs and maybe some of the street. Is this the most practical method or should I try something else?
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on February 02, 2011, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2011, 01:57:27 AM
:mittens:
What the hell font are you guys using?
"Impact" with a black stroke.
But I'm pretty sure ROFLBOT (http://wigflip.com/roflbot/) will do it for you.
Meme Generator is the easy way to do it: http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Dog
Advice Puppy, how can I get my groove back?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/e7816eda.jpg)
Advice Puppy,Why is it that every time I have Chimps in my house, they end up putting butter in my shoe, or drinking all my bubble bath? (I've a good mind to stop letting Chimps in my house at all!)
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5560759/Roofie-on-the-house-sounds-like-Friday-night.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Advice-Dog)
Dear advice puppy,
Why have you forsaken us?
the other day I did a google image search on "advice puppy" and a bunch of our avatars were in page 3 of the results. I had no idea our bullshit was so high ranked!
Our bullshit is some of the finest bullshit in all of Christendom 8)
are not the google search results tailored to the individual?
that is to say, were you logged into your google account at the time? or if you did it from a different machine, wouldn't you get different results?
Quote from: Iptuous on February 07, 2012, 03:00:17 PM
are not the google search results tailored to the individual?
that is to say, were you logged into your google account at the time? or if you did it from a different machine, wouldn't you get different results?
Fuck you! Google thinks our bullshit is awesome and that's all there is to it :argh!:
google says PD is a special snowflake, huh?
:lol:
Quote from: Iptuous on February 07, 2012, 03:45:23 PM
google says PD is a special snowflake, huh?
:lol:
The worst forum on the Internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php), even.
How long has it been since we put that in our sigs?
it's been in mine since forever.
Quote from: Cainad on February 07, 2012, 09:37:37 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 07, 2012, 03:45:23 PM
google says PD is a special snowflake, huh?
:lol:
The worst forum on the Internet (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php), even.
How long has it been since we put that in our sigs?
Fuck, I think at least three years?
We're ninth for worst forum on the internet when using duckduckgo.com instead of google.
on yahoo.com, we're not on the first 10 pages, after that i gave up.
bing.com: 1st.