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PD.com: "the lot of you are some of the most vicious, name calling, vile examples of humanity I've had the misfortune of attempting to communicate with.  Even attempting to mimic the general mood of the place toward people who think differently leaves a slimy feel on my skin.  Reptilian, even."

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Principia Discussion / Operation: Surprise Yourself
April 19, 2005, 05:17:23 AM
The goal of this operation is for you to gain the ability to play jokes on yourself, so that you are more able to play jokes on others.

The first step is to open your cranium, and, using medical implements (or scissors), segment the connections between the two sides of your brain.  Then repair your skull and scalp.  If you aren't sure of your capabilities here, you should probably cunsult either a liscensed physian or a squirrel before beginning.

Then, with one half of your brain, come up with a fun prank to play on yourself.  Imagine how surprised your other half will be when he finds he has had a bucket of water dumped on him... by himself!

Hail Eris.