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Principia Discussion / Re: Proof of KYFMS
February 04, 2015, 12:51:06 PM
I just Googled "suspended one ring" and copied the first result.

Principia Discussion / Proof of KYFMS
February 04, 2015, 02:37:20 AM

Haven't posted in a while but wanted to show you this:

A nine-year-old got suspended for threats of terrorism for threatening to use the One Ring, a weapon that DOESN'T EXIST.

You can get suspended (or arrested) for anything these days.

"If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia...Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut."
-- The Chao te Ching, I think

I would use the quote template, but my noob level is over 9000 and I don't know how.   :?
Or Kill Me / Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
January 19, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
To Mr. Pennyworth:

My sentiments exactly.

And no, I don't like the Nazis. I just think that the way Scientology works is mind-numbingly stupid while being devilishly clever all at once. That's why I'm interested in them.
Or Kill Me / Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
January 18, 2015, 03:21:29 PM
I know about the Anonymous campaign, and I've read a lot of Arnie Lerma and

I'm not trolling. I actually wanted to know what you thought about Everyone's Favorite Crazies™.

So, enough about me. Share your thoughts!
Or Kill Me / Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
January 18, 2015, 02:02:41 AM
Because it's a cult, and I'm interested in cults.
Or Kill Me / Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
January 17, 2015, 11:26:40 PM
Like, I know it's a horrible scam that's ruined the lives of many people, but it's done so well I have to applaud.
Or Kill Me / Re: Thoughts on Scientology?
January 17, 2015, 11:02:36 PM
I should clarify that I don't support what they do, but my inner evil genius thinks they did a great job.
Or Kill Me / Thoughts on Scientology?
January 17, 2015, 03:08:07 PM
To be honest, I kinda admire them. Their belief system is insane and idiotic yet they are devilishly clever in their brainwashing methods. L. Ron Hubbard was definitely a genius, but not in the way they claim; anyone who can disguise hypnosis and mental programming sessions as therapy while making it a confession of secrets at the same time to blackmail ex-members with is quite intelligent.

What do you guys think?

Want to know just how insane they are? Check this out:,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17mt2hwa46neepng.png

Principia Discussion / Discordian Slogans?
January 12, 2015, 02:09:54 AM
Have any of you made up your own slogans?

"Life is more than just rules. It's rules and lists!"
Propaganda Depository / Discordian Ads
January 01, 2015, 09:53:21 PM
Happy New Year 3181!

I have an interesting idea.

Could we make some ads for us on YouTube? Is anyone good with video editing?

We could use some donations and put them on the air.
Or Kill Me / Re: Conspiracy Theories
December 28, 2014, 10:53:53 PM
New signature.

Also, aren't only infectious ideas memes? Or is that just my understanding?
Or Kill Me / Re: Conspiracy Theories
December 28, 2014, 09:41:45 PM
I think it's interesting we all independently came to the same idea.

Maybe it's a meme?
Or Kill Me / Conspiracy Theories
December 28, 2014, 03:22:31 PM
I have my own crazy idea and I want to share it with you, tell me what you think!

What if people make conspiracy theories because they're afraid of chaos?

Conspiracy buffs often say that "nothing is coincidence" and "everything has a reason behind it" or something to that end.

Maybe they just get terrified by the possibility that things happen for no reason?

If that were true, it would explain why Discordians and conspiracy theories are like bread and butter...
Or Kill Me / Re: I R STOOPID
December 25, 2014, 01:57:45 PM
Got it.
Or Kill Me / Re: I R STOOPID
December 25, 2014, 01:19:26 AM
To clarify:

This is an amazing community. You are all AWESOME. Keep up the good work! is a great site, and I've actually learned a lot from you.

I want to help this community.

When I try, I epically fail.

You don't seem to like that which makes sense seeing as it's a) an epic fail and b) I'm a noob.

Any tips?

(P. S. Just finished the Chao te Ching. Loved it. 5 star rating.)