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Title: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

The object of this game is to create a dialogue using only questions. So, if the previous post was "What happened to your car?", don't say "It crashed", but instead use something like "Didn't you see the crash?". I'll start:

What's that on the roof?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 07, 2003, 01:42:59 AM

wasn't it there yesterday?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 07, 2003, 02:43:42 AM

What are you implying?

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Post by: Trollax on August 07, 2003, 03:32:23 AM

What have you got to hide?

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Post by: riff on August 07, 2003, 03:41:04 AM

Are you accusing him of something?

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Post by: Trollax on August 07, 2003, 03:46:57 AM

what does he have to hide if he's done nothing wrong?

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Post by: Trollax on August 07, 2003, 04:04:07 AM

what does he have to hide if he's done nothing wrong?

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Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2003, 04:16:13 AM

whats with the double post?

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Post by: Trollax on August 07, 2003, 06:13:01 AM

What have you got against Xerox posts?

(((BTW I have no F'ing idea, it's happened to me twice today...)))

~Xerox Trollax~
~Xerox Trollax~

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 06:20:55 AM

Why does the posting program keep messing up?

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Post by: Trollax on August 07, 2003, 06:31:53 AM

why do you think that a free "bump" is an inconvenience?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 06:39:55 AM

Who wouldn't want a second head?

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Post by: riff on August 07, 2003, 07:16:24 AM

Wouldn't that get confusing?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 07, 2003, 07:17:52 AM

wouldn't headaches be twice as painful?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 07, 2003, 07:22:18 AM

wouldent it couse confusion?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 07:28:32 AM

What's the sudden fascination with the word "wouldn't"?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 07, 2003, 07:33:54 AM

Why not?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 07:42:30 AM

Doesn't it bug you?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 07, 2003, 09:27:46 AM

why would it?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 10:30:20 AM

Haven't you been listening?

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Post by: Slarti on August 07, 2003, 01:31:43 PM

I don't know, but has anyone seen Raul?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 07, 2003, 03:30:41 PM

Who's Raul?

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Post by: The Commander on August 07, 2003, 03:35:31 PM

Is he the guy with the stuffed Iguana?

The Commander
DIA

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Post by: Lister on August 07, 2003, 05:52:05 PM

What stuffed Iguana?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 07, 2003, 05:53:41 PM

He is the guy that played top in the play, right?

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Post by: Lister on August 07, 2003, 06:01:13 PM

You mean the right play or the left play?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 07, 2003, 06:04:05 PM

arnt they the same?

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Post by: Lister on August 07, 2003, 06:15:34 PM

Isn't the left play supposed to be more greenish?

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Post by: Slarti on August 07, 2003, 07:29:52 PM

Wasn't Raul that dirty spaniard who claimed to be God?

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Post by: Lister on August 07, 2003, 07:36:09 PM

Didn't God die?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 07, 2003, 07:50:59 PM

What is God?

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Post by: The Commander on August 07, 2003, 08:54:16 PM

Why should I care?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 08, 2003, 01:21:05 AM

Isn't God that crazy lady over there?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 08, 2003, 02:10:39 AM

The one smashing bottles?

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Post by: Trollax on August 08, 2003, 02:44:53 AM

The one wearing a female superhero costume?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 08, 2003, 03:06:36 AM

Is she one of the prettiest ones?

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Post by: Trollax on August 08, 2003, 03:10:04 AM

If she is, what do we do to her now that we've found her?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 08, 2003, 03:14:01 AM

Should flan be involved?

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Post by: riff on August 08, 2003, 04:14:36 AM

Does it make you think better when you eat it?

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Post by: Trollax on August 08, 2003, 05:47:42 AM

Does thinking better actually help anything?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 08, 2003, 07:19:40 AM

Do you mean to say they're taking what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 08, 2003, 01:12:26 PM

Whaaaa?

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Post by: Slarti on August 08, 2003, 02:11:02 PM

Isn't it the third Tiki-Fish from the left-north?

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Post by: The Commander on August 08, 2003, 04:11:43 PM

Is left-north a real direction?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 08, 2003, 06:40:52 PM

Do you know?

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Post by: Lister on August 08, 2003, 08:10:48 PM

What are you all babbling about?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 08, 2003, 08:21:10 PM

What do you THINK we're all babbling about?

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Post by: Lister on August 08, 2003, 08:22:49 PM

Why do you assume I'm the thinking kind of person?

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Post by: riff on August 08, 2003, 11:11:14 PM

Aren't you?

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Post by: Lister on August 08, 2003, 11:16:06 PM

Why shouldn't I be?

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Post by: Official on August 08, 2003, 11:16:38 PM

because

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Post by: Lister on August 08, 2003, 11:30:30 PM

Doesn't that post make you the L.O.S.E.R. technically speaking?

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Post by: Official on August 08, 2003, 11:43:01 PM

Why?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 08, 2003, 11:45:19 PM

Could it be Official forgot the purpose of this tread?

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Post by: Lister on August 08, 2003, 11:46:12 PM

Might his attention have wavered at a critical moment?

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Post by: Lister on August 08, 2003, 11:46:52 PM

Did a ninja steal all his question marks????

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Post by: SMFabal on August 09, 2003, 12:26:29 AM

On the other hand, who really cares?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 09, 2003, 01:23:19 AM

Who tould you I did?

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Post by: Slarti on August 09, 2003, 01:50:21 AM

Who wants a Blue Carrot?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 09, 2003, 02:49:29 AM

what kind of question is that?

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Post by: Slarti on August 09, 2003, 03:16:12 AM

Why are you suddenly so inquisitive??

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 09, 2003, 04:48:05 AM

why do you care?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 09, 2003, 06:03:40 AM

what diferance dose that make?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 09, 2003, 06:10:21 AM

Ever heard of a spell checker?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 09, 2003, 06:16:10 AM

why are you being picky?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 09, 2003, 06:17:51 AM

I created this board, didn't I?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 09, 2003, 06:22:36 AM

how do you know?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 09, 2003, 06:25:03 AM

*reads Hotsuma's sig* What the bloody ream is wrong with LUE?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 09, 2003, 06:27:11 AM

WHY WOULD I KNOW?!

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 09, 2003, 06:28:43 AM

*sniff* Why are you yelling at me? :(

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Post by: Penumbral on August 09, 2003, 07:15:07 AM

do you not like my spelling job?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 09, 2003, 07:19:34 AM

Does it really matter in the long run?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 09, 2003, 05:23:07 PM

do you think so?

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Post by: Slarti on August 09, 2003, 08:19:23 PM

I don't know, why should i?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 09, 2003, 08:25:19 PM

should you?

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Post by: Slarti on August 09, 2003, 08:29:17 PM

Who's asking the questions here??

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Post by: SMFabal on August 09, 2003, 08:39:03 PM

Aren't we all?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 10, 2003, 06:09:28 AM

Didn't Official make a boo-boo a couple pages ago?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 10, 2003, 08:42:59 AM

why can't you check and see for yourself?

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Post by: riff on August 10, 2003, 11:25:33 AM

Pfft - you think I have the attention span for that? :roll:

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 10, 2003, 11:26:45 AM

what were you saying?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 10, 2003, 03:18:13 PM

Was there supposed to be a point to all this?

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Post by: Lister on August 10, 2003, 03:30:10 PM

Do you mean a point or a punchline?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 10, 2003, 06:42:22 PM

whats the differance?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 10, 2003, 08:01:22 PM

Isn't each post it's own punchline?

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Post by: Slarti on August 10, 2003, 09:53:50 PM

What are you hinting at???

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 11, 2003, 01:05:13 AM

Can't you tell?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 11, 2003, 01:06:10 AM

Am I wrong?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 01:08:44 AM

About what?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 11, 2003, 01:15:10 AM

|)0/\/7 '/0|_| |</\/0\/\/?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 02:01:51 AM

What did he just say?

No, seriously, what the hell did he just say?

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Post by: Trollax on August 11, 2003, 03:11:33 AM

Quote from: PenumbralDon't you know?

\/\/ |-|47. `/0|_| |)0|/|7 5p34|( l33t 5|\/|F484|_?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 11, 2003, 04:00:35 AM

\/\/|-|0z 73h w1$3@$$ wH0 1n\/3n73d 1337?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 12:59:55 PM

Can't you just use normal letters?

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Post by: Tyallie on August 11, 2003, 01:28:48 PM

|/\||-|47 15 |\|012|\/|4|_?
(what is normal?)

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Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 02:21:27 PM

How can you not know what normal is?

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Post by: Slarti on August 11, 2003, 02:48:45 PM

Come on, who doesn't agree with me on that one?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 03:10:16 PM

Why wouldn't anyone agree with you?

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Post by: Slarti on August 11, 2003, 05:21:28 PM

Quote from: SMFabalWhy wouldn't anyone agree with you?

Can i quote you on that?

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Post by: Slarti on August 11, 2003, 05:21:45 PM

Quote from: Slartibartfast
Quote from: SMFabalWhy wouldn't anyone agree with you?

Can i quote you on that?

And if not, why can't i???

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Post by: Slarti on August 11, 2003, 05:22:22 PM

Quote from: Slartibartfast
Quote from: SMFabalWhy wouldn't anyone agree with you?

Can i quote you on that?

If not, what legal action would/should/could you take if i did anyway??

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Post by: Slarti on August 11, 2003, 05:22:43 PM

Are you people even listening to me?????

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Post by: Lister on August 11, 2003, 05:55:53 PM

Oops... Were we supposed to?

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Post by: Lister on August 11, 2003, 05:56:10 PM

Is this gonna be on the finals?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 11, 2003, 06:30:47 PM

Shouldn't we be studying?

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Post by: Slarti on August 11, 2003, 06:34:30 PM

Who would do that?

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Post by: Lister on August 11, 2003, 06:50:51 PM

Wouldn't that be the students?

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Post by: Lister on August 11, 2003, 06:52:05 PM

And are they edible???

(sorry Slartibartfast, I couldn't resist... :twisted: )

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 11, 2003, 06:58:10 PM

Could you pass the salt, please?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 11, 2003, 08:19:15 PM

Isn't that bad for your blood pressure?

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Post by: Slarti on August 11, 2003, 10:18:35 PM

do you think your funny?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 10:23:31 PM

Don't you think I'm funny?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 10:25:50 PM

Should I post more than one question at a time?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 11, 2003, 11:32:38 PM

Who's gonna stop you?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 11, 2003, 11:39:23 PM

Am I supposed to?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 11, 2003, 11:58:12 PM

Do you have security clearance?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 12, 2003, 12:04:42 AM

ummmm should I?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 12, 2003, 12:29:03 AM

Cxu sxi estas unu el la plej belaj?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 12, 2003, 12:47:29 AM

Whaaaaaa?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 12, 2003, 12:43:43 PM

What language was that?

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Post by: Slarti on August 12, 2003, 01:35:13 PM

Was it the language of that nameless demon of insanity from beyond the stars, that tastes good with jelly (if you can't beat 'em, join 'em)

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Post by: SMFabal on August 12, 2003, 03:52:59 PM

Are you trying to suggest something?

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Post by: livid E. T. on August 12, 2003, 05:25:58 PM

What if I am?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 12, 2003, 05:56:18 PM

Are you threatening me?

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Post by: Lister on August 12, 2003, 06:16:58 PM

Are you feeling threatened?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 12, 2003, 07:24:41 PM

by who?

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Post by: Slarti on August 12, 2003, 07:36:52 PM

who is who here?

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Post by: Lister on August 12, 2003, 07:49:40 PM

Aren't you you?

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Post by: Slarti on August 12, 2003, 07:57:57 PM

who said you said you where you, who?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 12, 2003, 08:01:52 PM

why just do it?

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Post by: Slarti on August 12, 2003, 08:07:07 PM

becuase NIKE told me to???

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Post by: Penumbral on August 12, 2003, 08:10:21 PM

is that a good enough reason?

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Post by: Slarti on August 12, 2003, 08:31:31 PM

not for people who don't want to contribute to the downfall of society becuase of big corporate companies like nike, right???

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Post by: SMFabal on August 12, 2003, 09:55:03 PM

Are you sure you didn't mean Nike, the winged goddess of victory?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 13, 2003, 03:39:51 AM

Wasn't Nike the Chinese goddess of cheap child labor?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 13, 2003, 05:46:43 AM

are you acusing me?

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Post by: riff on August 13, 2003, 06:10:27 AM

Of what?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 13, 2003, 06:51:05 AM

a little paranoid are we?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 13, 2003, 09:19:46 AM

why not be?

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Post by: Tyallie on August 13, 2003, 09:27:17 AM

did you just say that?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 13, 2003, 01:06:21 PM

Is anyone else completely lost?

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Post by: aloc on August 13, 2003, 03:39:19 PM

Are you talking to me?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 13, 2003, 03:48:28 PM

Who else would I be talking to?

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Post by: aloc on August 13, 2003, 03:50:39 PM

Why do you think I'm in a position to know such a thing?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 13, 2003, 03:52:41 PM

Well, what position are you in?

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Post by: aloc on August 13, 2003, 04:31:54 PM

Maybe I should ask you that question?

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Post by: Slarti on August 13, 2003, 05:30:56 PM

isn't aloc spelled backwards cola?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 13, 2003, 07:30:12 PM

And have you noticed that Evian backwards is Naive?

Is that an FNORD?

Or am I just too tired to make ant sense right now?

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Post by: Slarti on August 13, 2003, 09:02:27 PM

Fnord spelled backwards is DNORF!

Did anyone notice that wasn't a sentence??

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Post by: aloc on August 14, 2003, 12:07:50 AM

Are you really sure that there are such things as "a sentence"?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 14, 2003, 12:32:19 AM

Shut up!

You heard me!

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Post by: aloc on August 14, 2003, 12:33:38 AM

No you didnt?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 14, 2003, 12:38:45 AM

Yes you did!

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Post by: aloc on August 14, 2003, 12:41:55 AM

Is that a rethorical ...question-without-the-questionmark-and-question?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 14, 2003, 12:43:09 AM

What do you think?

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Post by: aloc on August 14, 2003, 12:47:52 AM

Dont you think im to young to think things like that?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 02:29:51 AM

what sort of things?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 06:37:08 AM

How many things can you fit in a bag of cheescloth?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 14, 2003, 06:38:35 AM

has somebody done research on that yet?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 14, 2003, 07:00:53 AM

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 07:59:22 AM

Dont I own all the cheese thow?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 08:02:42 AM

Can I borrow some?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 08:03:24 AM

Are you trying to take my cheese?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 08:09:22 AM

Who says it's all yours?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 08:11:19 AM

do you dispute the words of the almighty monk!?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 08:13:57 AM

Ooh ooh ooh, where is he?! Will he autograph my colon?!

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 08:17:14 AM

Why dont you ask him?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 08:50:34 AM

Doesn't he only speak Klingon?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 09:17:32 AM

Dosent the monk?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 09:20:36 AM

What? Weren't we talking about the chipmunk?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 09:24:43 AM

did you think I was?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 09:47:36 AM

How was I supposed to tell the difference?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 10:31:42 AM

did you ever try lisening?

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Post by: aloc on August 14, 2003, 12:39:25 PM

How can I Listen when im holdiong my hands against my ears?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 08:16:32 PM

are you just plain stupid?

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Post by: Slarti on August 14, 2003, 08:37:00 PM

i didn't catch that, could you repeat yourself??

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 09:07:06 PM

would you like me to?

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Post by: Slarti on August 14, 2003, 09:07:54 PM

was that you repeating yourself, or was that you asking whether you wanted me to repeat you?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 09:08:31 PM

well would you?

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Post by: Slarti on August 14, 2003, 09:08:59 PM

is it just me, or did you not answer my previous question?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 09:09:39 PM

should I?

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Post by: Slarti on August 14, 2003, 09:10:08 PM

well, isn't it customary to answer a question someone asks, if you know the answer?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 14, 2003, 09:10:40 PM

could it have been rethorical?

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Post by: Slarti on August 14, 2003, 09:11:25 PM

i didn't say it was, did i?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 14, 2003, 10:01:23 PM

What was the question?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 15, 2003, 01:44:24 AM

how could you forget?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 15, 2003, 02:11:46 AM

Forget what?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 15, 2003, 03:25:00 AM

Huh?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 15, 2003, 05:10:42 AM

Is the answer: "The Duke of Canterbury"?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 15, 2003, 05:12:10 AM

is it for you?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 15, 2003, 09:58:06 AM

Are those Air Heads for me?

(Side note: Air Heads are REALLY REALLY REALLY good.)

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 15, 2003, 11:16:10 AM

Really?

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Post by: aloc on August 15, 2003, 12:59:42 PM

Oh werent that a long trip?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 15, 2003, 07:42:41 PM

Who owns that red bike?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 15, 2003, 07:44:23 PM

Is it blood red or candy apple red?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 15, 2003, 07:49:49 PM

arnt they the same?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 16, 2003, 12:05:30 AM

what are you talking about?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 16, 2003, 12:33:04 AM

are you copying me?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 16, 2003, 12:35:28 AM

are you copying me?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 16, 2003, 12:36:23 AM

why would you ask that?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 16, 2003, 03:08:23 AM

Should any of us know?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 16, 2003, 03:47:26 AM

Are these the right questions to be asking?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 16, 2003, 03:48:03 AM

Who knows?

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Post by: Official on August 16, 2003, 03:51:30 AM

And what would they know anyway?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 16, 2003, 04:28:10 AM

Yeah, you know?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 16, 2003, 05:53:43 AM

are you lost too?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 16, 2003, 09:10:42 AM

Who among us isn't lost?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 16, 2003, 10:01:52 AM

why do you assume I a lost?

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Post by: Slarti on August 16, 2003, 03:30:33 PM

why are you assuming that he assumes you lost something? Or am i just taking you out of context?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 16, 2003, 05:53:04 PM

I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 16, 2003, 06:42:38 PM

did you hear me?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 16, 2003, 06:53:39 PM

Is'nt it obvoius?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 16, 2003, 06:58:20 PM

who wouldent dare, would you?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 16, 2003, 11:57:29 PM

What makes you think that?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 17, 2003, 01:02:37 AM

wasent that what you said?

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Post by: Slarti on August 17, 2003, 01:02:48 AM

do you REALLY want to know the answer to that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 17, 2003, 01:04:14 AM

why do you cap like that?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 17, 2003, 03:58:34 AM

We're going around in circles, aren't we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 17, 2003, 04:15:56 AM

do we seem to be?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 17, 2003, 07:32:36 PM

Does anyone know where I can find decent whiskey around here?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 18, 2003, 04:53:49 AM

Can't you find anything for yourself?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 18, 2003, 07:15:03 AM

Has anyone seen my flask of mead?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on August 18, 2003, 10:17:37 AM

Have you checked you pineal gland?

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Post by: Tyallie on August 19, 2003, 12:41:45 PM

should i?

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Post by: aloc on August 19, 2003, 01:58:46 PM

That isnt much of a question or is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: zenji on August 19, 2003, 03:09:17 PM

Don't you think this is much of an answer? :lol:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 19, 2003, 03:20:20 PM

Doesn't anyone else realize the answer is Orange Creams and Whiskey?

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Post by: zenji on August 19, 2003, 03:33:11 PM

F*ck the Orange Creams...................can you give me the Whisky?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 19, 2003, 03:37:37 PM

Don't you know that Orange Creams are vital for preventing improper ejection of the Whiskey?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: zenji on August 19, 2003, 04:08:13 PM

Have'nt you eaten enough of those high-carb bickies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on August 19, 2003, 04:15:34 PM

Who, me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: zenji on August 19, 2003, 04:18:56 PM

Who else, other than your good self...............ate ALL the pies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 19, 2003, 05:23:28 PM

Has anyone else tried the Prismatic Creams yet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: zenji on August 19, 2003, 05:42:31 PM

Are those high carb or low carb varieties?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on August 19, 2003, 07:03:44 PM

Can I lick the plate?

The Commander
DIA

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on August 19, 2003, 08:33:41 PM

Why?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 19, 2003, 10:01:41 PM

Why lick the plate when you can pour mustard on it and eat it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: zenji on August 20, 2003, 12:32:33 PM

Why eat the plate, when you can pour mustard on it and lick it? :lol:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: PrincessEris von Tartarus on August 20, 2003, 12:50:32 PM

what about beeblebrooks or what his name is? didnt he have two heads? and handled it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 21, 2003, 01:24:33 AM

Is it true that in Germany you have to pay a special tax depending on your religion?

(I read that in a book about German culture; comments, EVT?)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chertio on August 21, 2003, 01:58:24 AM

Wassat someone axing about a roof or something?

Why do people keep telling me I'm louche? I'm only 45.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 21, 2003, 02:22:46 AM

What is 6 by 7?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 21, 2003, 02:26:09 AM

Didn't you learn that in Shoe-eating 101?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chertio on August 21, 2003, 02:38:44 AM

I am the King, why should I eat this shoe? Are shoes to eat? Ever?

At the risk of sounding querulous, why have you brought me here?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 21, 2003, 02:52:22 AM

If you're the King, how come the message board says you're a Legionaire Disciple? Don't you know that PHP is never wrong?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chertio on August 21, 2003, 03:00:22 AM

I am Prince Hamlet, and was meant to be.
Are you an attendant lord? One that will do
to swell a progress, start a scene or two?
Advise the Prince? No doubt an easy tool?
...
Do you wear your trousers rolled, do you dare eat a peach?
Have you heard the mermaids singing, each to each?
...
Have you lingered in the chambers of the sea,
By seagirls wreathed in seaweed, red and brown,
'Til human voices wake you, and you drown?

Does not the King go amongst his people, in the guise of
a humble Legionnaires' Disease, the better to know of their
cogitations & ratiocinations?

A simple yes or no will suffice, or will it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on August 21, 2003, 04:57:38 AM

How come everyone's asking a hundred questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 21, 2003, 07:25:54 AM

Why is the

(There, only half a question)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 21, 2003, 08:27:23 AM

Are you lost too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: zenji on August 21, 2003, 02:41:23 PM

Have you found that f*cking path back to reality? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 21, 2003, 02:48:45 PM

What is real? How do you define real?

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Post by: Slarti on August 21, 2003, 03:15:29 PM

isn't it electrical pigmen or something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 21, 2003, 04:35:45 PM

Don't you recognise a direct quote from the Matrix when you see one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lister on August 21, 2003, 05:48:53 PM

How do you explain grey to people who only think in black and white?

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Post by: Slarti on August 21, 2003, 06:15:07 PM

i recognized the scene from the matrix. the pigmen made me type that.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 21, 2003, 06:34:27 PM

what pigmen do you know of?

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Post by: Slarti on August 21, 2003, 06:39:59 PM

aren't they the ones that live with Geno's muffin

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 21, 2003, 07:24:12 PM

How did Geno get a Muffin? Are muffins of the path?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 21, 2003, 09:12:41 PM

Have you seen the muffin man?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 21, 2003, 11:39:52 PM

Yeah...then I ate him. *burp*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on August 22, 2003, 01:12:40 AM

No hugh that was the michellin man... why else would he require all that secret sauce to digest?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 01:14:33 AM

It's all the same, man. *burp*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 22, 2003, 01:39:03 AM

are we doing questions or not?

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Post by: Trollax on August 22, 2003, 01:43:31 AM

Well I know I am... but what about hugh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 01:46:07 AM

What about me??!...!???..!?!?!?!?????!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 22, 2003, 01:48:05 AM

dose anyone care?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 01:48:44 AM

Do I care?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 22, 2003, 01:49:20 AM

should you?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 01:52:30 AM

Who knows?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 22, 2003, 02:31:04 AM

Didn't the michellin man say something about this before you ate him?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 02:38:13 AM

Why do you ask?

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Post by: Rev Thwack on August 22, 2003, 02:49:36 AM

well, wouldn't it have been a good idea to at least have listened to him first?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 03:17:55 AM

But what about my hunger?

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Post by: Rev Thwack on August 22, 2003, 03:23:02 AM

Couldn't you just eat the stay-puft marshmellow man instead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 22, 2003, 06:45:11 AM

are you the lucky losser I keep hearing about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 22, 2003, 06:47:16 AM

Hey, who broke their vow of silence and told you about me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 22, 2003, 07:42:36 AM

Don't you know?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 22, 2003, 08:12:14 AM

N'est-ce pas?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 22, 2003, 08:13:34 AM

Whaaaaa?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 22, 2003, 08:26:29 AM

Cxu oni havu hxaoson en si por naskigi dancantan stelon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 22, 2003, 08:30:55 AM

Was that post written in Th'rexian?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 22, 2003, 08:32:37 AM

Does no one here know Esperanto?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: starkraven madd on August 22, 2003, 09:26:47 AM

is that anything like french?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 22, 2003, 01:14:55 PM

Don't you know that Esperanto was a failed experiment that can never succeed until the world is united under a single highly repressive governmental umbrella?

(btw, no, no one knows Esperanto. Not only is it a dead language, it was never really born.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 22, 2003, 02:41:40 PM

Can I get a what-what?

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Post by: Slarti on August 22, 2003, 03:11:40 PM

who would want a what-what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 22, 2003, 06:24:59 PM

Quote from: SMFabal
(btw, no, no one knows Esperanto. Not only is it a dead language, it was never really born.)

well, technicly Medeo knows Esoeranto...so somebody does know it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lister on August 22, 2003, 06:28:02 PM

If something was never born, then how can it be dead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 22, 2003, 07:06:42 PM

Can the dead speak?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 22, 2003, 07:06:43 PM

Perhaps I should have said "There is no culture that speaks Esperanto"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 22, 2003, 08:01:07 PM

isn't that that language that some guy made to try to unify the world or something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 22, 2003, 08:02:46 PM

medeo, where'd you learn esperanto? is it easy to learn?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 22, 2003, 08:25:56 PM

Are there any native speakers of Esperanto?

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Post by: SMFabal on August 22, 2003, 09:52:46 PM

That depends, are there any native speakers of Klingon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 22, 2003, 10:35:10 PM

aren't there whole esperanto-speaking countries?

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Post by: Rev Thwack on August 23, 2003, 01:32:10 AM

would I have to re-train my ferret if I started speaking only in esperanto?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 23, 2003, 06:43:48 PM

Are you the guy that killed my brother?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 23, 2003, 07:19:54 PM

Why does this rat posion taste funny?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 23, 2003, 07:20:39 PM

Do you not like it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 23, 2003, 08:00:08 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 23, 2003, 08:54:10 PM

who cares?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 24, 2003, 01:03:03 AM

wouldn't the guy whos wood the woodchuck is chucking care?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 24, 2003, 03:14:58 AM

would he?

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Post by: Trollax on August 24, 2003, 03:18:52 AM

Why are we bothering about woodchuchks chucking wood anyway... I ate all of them remember?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 24, 2003, 03:23:03 AM

wait, you sure that wasn't St. Hugh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on August 24, 2003, 03:29:06 AM

No st. hugh's in the boot of your car remember?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 24, 2003, 03:31:31 AM

what's he doing there?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 24, 2003, 04:36:00 AM

why not?

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Post by: Trollax on August 24, 2003, 06:09:15 AM

Well why not penumbral?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 24, 2003, 06:24:51 AM

Wait didnt it happen when you changed your avatar to that creepy matrix paridy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 24, 2003, 06:26:41 AM

what in the world are you talking about Penumbral?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 24, 2003, 06:28:56 AM

cant you see?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 24, 2003, 02:01:33 PM

Didn't you steal my monocle?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 24, 2003, 05:16:11 PM

what monocle?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 24, 2003, 06:56:08 PM

Would you like me to King size that for you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 24, 2003, 07:49:07 PM

Can I Super Size instead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 24, 2003, 11:22:21 PM

Do you want fries with that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 24, 2003, 11:58:51 PM

Quote from: MedeoCxu oni havu hxaoson en si por naskigi dancantan stelon?

i thought esperanto didn't use the letter x??

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 25, 2003, 12:07:08 AM

why did the chicken cross the road?

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Post by: Trollax on August 25, 2003, 03:17:43 AM

well, what was it's existential motivation?

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Post by: Slarti on August 25, 2003, 03:19:12 AM

i dunno, what does existential mean (curse the lack of philosopy classes at my high school)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 25, 2003, 03:22:52 AM

doesn't it have something to do with the appearance of Sandy the wonder carp?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 25, 2003, 03:27:25 AM

wasn't sandy actually a robot programmed by walt disney to infiltrate the DIA and the FCC?

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Post by: Trollax on August 25, 2003, 03:39:21 AM

Existential: Pertaining to existence...

Why don't they have philosophy at your school?
Have you asked them?

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Post by: Slarti on August 25, 2003, 03:43:41 AM

ummm, maybe beucase my high school is in rural pennsylvania (USA), with over a 80% catholic population, and they don't want those kind of heathen thoughts in their school?

or maybe they ran out of room after funding classes like 'music y2k' and 'rock evolution' (as in music, not geology).

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 25, 2003, 05:43:20 AM

Quote from: Slartibartfasti thought esperanto didn't use the letter x??

It doesn't. I couldn't figure out how to put the little circumflex marks over the 'c' and 'h' so I used 'x's instead (a common method on non-Unicode Esperanto websites). Soooo..... Cxu should actually look like: ĉu.

Nun vi scias.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 25, 2003, 05:46:02 AM

Oh yeah, we're playing Questions Only, aren't we.....

...

What were we talking about again?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 25, 2003, 05:49:46 AM

How often does Medeo do that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 25, 2003, 08:10:52 AM

Who cares?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 25, 2003, 08:20:19 AM

Can't I ask about something that nobody (including myself) cares about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: starkraven madd on August 26, 2003, 06:16:17 AM

should we care if you do?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 26, 2003, 06:28:39 AM

Well, what's your question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: zenji on August 26, 2003, 09:00:40 AM

Does he have to answer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 26, 2003, 03:22:51 PM

Ninji Desu Ka
(tras: Is this a banana?)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2003, 04:17:23 PM

Fro tu oui haat y pyhyhhy?

(trans: why do you need a bananna)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 26, 2003, 04:19:19 PM

Quote from: AnonymousFro tu oui haat y pyhyhhy?

(trans: why do you need a bananna)

Bet'cha can't guess who that was...(stinkin' login)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 26, 2003, 04:24:20 PM

Porque mi tocodiscos es descompuesto, no?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 26, 2003, 05:09:29 PM

why dose this thead look diffent?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 26, 2003, 05:49:59 PM

Have you seen my plague-bearing vorpal desk?
(Did I lose it?)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 26, 2003, 06:55:23 PM

Donde esta el tia del Maria?

Por que no tienes nigun papel del bano?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 26, 2003, 10:13:05 PM

Why ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 26, 2003, 10:55:43 PM

Why ask Why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 26, 2003, 11:22:28 PM

Why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 26, 2003, 11:23:14 PM

Is there an echo in here?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 27, 2003, 12:15:59 AM

An echo in here?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 27, 2003, 12:58:43 AM

an echo in here?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 04:09:43 AM

how did you do that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 27, 2003, 04:25:32 AM

Did you do that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 04:41:18 AM

do you think I did?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 27, 2003, 05:34:16 AM

Do you really want me to tell you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on August 27, 2003, 05:34:56 AM

What is going on in here? and what's with all this FX equipment?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 05:41:09 AM

will you stop danceing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on August 27, 2003, 05:43:22 AM

Will you stop playing that funky music white boy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 27, 2003, 07:11:39 AM

Wait, how can he be a funky white boy we we are all still sittinging around wanting the funk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 08:04:46 AM

you want the funk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 27, 2003, 08:48:08 AM

could I handle the funk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 09:11:59 AM

When will there be change?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 27, 2003, 11:09:55 AM

Do you mean change as in small coins?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 27, 2003, 03:12:15 PM

pennies or nickels?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 05:18:59 PM

dont you want both?

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Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 05:19:19 PM

paper or plastic?

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Post by: seanfish on August 27, 2003, 09:01:43 PM

Aren't those plastic coins really subway tokens?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 27, 2003, 09:29:00 PM

so?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 27, 2003, 11:40:35 PM

So what use are subway tokens in Florida?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 28, 2003, 12:27:50 AM

arn tthey cool though?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 28, 2003, 01:44:21 AM

what in the world would make a subway token cool?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 28, 2003, 01:52:26 AM

if they were made out of pure gold, or they gave you a free buffalo. who doesn't think that'd be cool?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Official on August 28, 2003, 02:02:22 AM

Does anyone really want to answer that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 28, 2003, 02:14:06 AM

wouldn't i, were i not the one who first asked the question??

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 28, 2003, 05:23:43 AM

you dont think it would be better to leave that one alone?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 28, 2003, 05:55:56 AM

somehow you think I don't know, why is that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 28, 2003, 06:42:28 AM

Are you suggesting I have an interest in what you might or might not know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on August 28, 2003, 06:49:51 AM

what are you insinuating?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 28, 2003, 03:26:15 PM

charles, charles. why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 28, 2003, 03:30:04 PM

What wrong, Xavier? Can't you read my mind?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 28, 2003, 03:36:17 PM

would i want to, eric?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 28, 2003, 04:18:18 PM

Don't you want to know what Mystic can do behind closed doors?
Can you imagine what she could do for live action Hentai?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 28, 2003, 05:34:55 PM

:twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 28, 2003, 06:49:35 PM

:twisted: ?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on August 28, 2003, 09:11:27 PM

do a web search for Hentai and you'll see what he's talking about.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 28, 2003, 09:44:36 PM

Don't you think he was pointing out that you broke the rules of the thread?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 28, 2003, 10:29:39 PM

Have you ever panicked and forgot your towel?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 28, 2003, 11:13:04 PM

YES!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 28, 2003, 11:13:26 PM

Have you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 29, 2003, 12:56:36 AM

Hasn't everyone at least once or twice?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on August 29, 2003, 01:46:53 AM

Who hasn't?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 29, 2003, 04:23:18 AM

Who wouldn't?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 29, 2003, 06:04:09 AM

Would you want to get high with a talking towel?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 29, 2003, 06:11:52 AM

or would you prefer a talking television?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 29, 2003, 07:28:26 AM

Would I prefer a what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on August 29, 2003, 08:08:50 AM

Why a talking appliance... how about a talking cat? Do you think that would finally settle the issue as to whether or not they're evil?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lister on August 29, 2003, 06:32:52 PM

Doesn't that depend on your definition of evil?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 29, 2003, 08:23:40 PM

Wouldn't you like to know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 29, 2003, 10:14:15 PM

Wouldn't I like to know *what*?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 30, 2003, 12:24:51 AM

What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 30, 2003, 12:53:04 AM

10111010001010 10001011110101001000011110 1010010100011110100101001 100101001 101 11 101?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 30, 2003, 02:35:21 AM

1983E2FA2BED?

That's right... I'm getting HEXADECIMAL on your arse... :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 30, 2003, 08:58:24 PM

Is there no mercy for the mathematically impaired?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on August 30, 2003, 10:12:37 PM

Is the quality of mercy not strained?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 30, 2003, 10:23:44 PM

Do the mathmetically challeged even deserve mercy?
(don't look at me that way, I'm just asking)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 31, 2003, 06:15:22 AM

Wouldn't the answer to that depend on who you asked?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lister on August 31, 2003, 02:18:16 PM

How much chuck could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could wood chuck?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on August 31, 2003, 03:53:09 PM

Would you just leave those poor woodchucks alone?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on August 31, 2003, 09:24:39 PM

Have you ever eaten fried woodchuck?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on September 01, 2003, 08:13:04 AM

Is it good?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on September 01, 2003, 09:01:57 AM

Do you really have to ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 02, 2003, 01:03:35 AM

Should we sit down and think this one out?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on September 02, 2003, 08:54:55 PM

Now you ask me to sit???

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 02, 2003, 10:38:07 PM

Would you prefer to remain standing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on September 03, 2003, 12:33:23 AM

Do I have a choice?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 03, 2003, 12:53:25 AM

Don't you know by now that there is always a choice?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 03, 2003, 04:23:32 AM

Whatever happened to memory sticks and all that jazz?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 03, 2003, 06:14:38 AM

dident you hear?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 03, 2003, 10:19:10 AM

hear what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 03, 2003, 10:06:23 PM

Say again?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on September 03, 2003, 10:47:49 PM

What could possibly be so important to say or hear that was not already said?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on September 03, 2003, 10:51:46 PM

that cthulhu was a shrimp?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 04, 2003, 02:32:28 AM

Did you know that finding a tub of cookie dough in your fridge may or may not be as fun as you would imagine it to be? :oops:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 04, 2003, 02:36:13 AM

*eat*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on September 04, 2003, 05:56:47 AM

And did you also know that his eyes move independently of one another???

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 04, 2003, 05:59:51 AM

would you like me to steal your dog?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 06, 2003, 12:39:51 PM

My dog?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 06, 2003, 06:37:30 PM

who are you talking to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on September 06, 2003, 09:55:20 PM

Wasn't he talking to the dog?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on September 06, 2003, 10:54:34 PM

isn't penumbral just a puppet anyway?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 06, 2003, 11:56:56 PM

Just who's pullin' the strings 'round here anyways?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Tyallie on September 07, 2003, 07:41:51 AM

what strings?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 07, 2003, 08:26:50 AM

are you making fun of my new avatar?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 07, 2003, 06:11:17 PM

Do you have nasty habits?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 07, 2003, 06:23:29 PM

what kind?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: aloc on September 07, 2003, 08:03:50 PM

Maybe there isnt any kind? :O

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 08, 2003, 03:13:24 AM

Maybe we should get back on topic?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: seanfish on September 08, 2003, 03:29:33 AM

What was the topic anyways?

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Post by: Trollax on September 08, 2003, 03:32:07 AM

I dunno, Didn't you start it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 08, 2003, 03:56:33 AM

How did we manage to finish 28 pages without knowing the topic?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 08, 2003, 04:56:46 AM

Dose it really matter.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 08, 2003, 08:26:13 AM

Can you beleve that it's up to 30 pages now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Argh on September 08, 2003, 11:22:12 AM

In thirty pages, has anyone learned anything new?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 08, 2003, 12:51:07 PM

Oh, shit, were we supposed to be learning something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 08, 2003, 02:42:49 PM

Is that really the point of this activity?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lister on September 08, 2003, 08:46:01 PM

Breaking the Guidelines!
Wherever and Whenever!
No Question is Here!

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on September 08, 2003, 09:23:47 PM

is there really any breakable guidelines?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 09, 2003, 01:53:28 AM

when will it stop?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 09, 2003, 06:11:27 AM

why would we want it to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 09, 2003, 06:14:20 AM

would you want it too?

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Post by: Tyallie on September 09, 2003, 09:16:21 AM

is wanting to bad?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 09, 2003, 09:34:16 AM

shouldn't it be "too"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Tyallie on September 09, 2003, 01:04:21 PM

would i have spelt it wrong if i knew?
(well, ok so ya shh)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 09, 2003, 03:32:27 PM

Dookie?

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Post by: Sir Lyall on September 09, 2003, 09:10:59 PM

And?

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Post by: Official on September 09, 2003, 09:49:30 PM

What fucked who when where?

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Post by: Psyche Zenobia on September 09, 2003, 10:31:28 PM

Werent you listening?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Official on September 09, 2003, 10:32:51 PM

Were you?

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Post by: Penumbral on September 09, 2003, 11:37:40 PM

Was I suppose to be?

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Post by: SMFabal on September 09, 2003, 11:40:48 PM

What this I hear about fucking?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 09, 2003, 11:42:32 PM

when an I fucking now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 10, 2003, 03:56:43 AM

When do you want to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 10, 2003, 03:58:20 AM

Who didn't invite me to this orgy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 10, 2003, 04:08:24 AM

Who said you needed an invite?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 10, 2003, 04:09:19 AM

Well how cdan I find out about it if nobody tells me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 10, 2003, 04:22:58 AM

How can you not hear the cries of ecstasy?

Great Pan over a fire!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 10, 2003, 05:32:03 AM

I like cheese?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 10, 2003, 07:18:28 AM

Wait, this orgy involves cheese?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 10, 2003, 01:31:27 PM

Doesn't every orgy involved cheese?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 10, 2003, 01:33:00 PM

I thought that most orgies involved Pam...

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Post by: SMFabal on September 10, 2003, 01:45:26 PM

Yeah, that too. And peanut butter, chocolate, whipped cream, a little rope, odds and ends of leather, hundreds of AA batteries ... is that wierd?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2003, 04:35:48 AM

I dunno? What is weird, how do you define weird?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on September 11, 2003, 10:33:18 PM

how do you define real?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 11, 2003, 11:14:23 PM

Can I take a rainbow pill instead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 12, 2003, 12:32:20 AM

do trolly count?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2003, 01:05:43 AM

How does one define fuck?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 12, 2003, 01:21:34 AM

Could you define "define"?
Could you define "is"?
Can you define "how"?

I miss Clinton :cry:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on September 12, 2003, 02:16:29 AM

Is Clinton running for Governor of Kallifornia?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Tyallie on September 12, 2003, 01:41:33 PM

why do you want me to tell you that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: aloc on September 12, 2003, 08:09:33 PM

I dont think you want to know...
Hey thats not a question!
Isnt it?
*spooky eyes*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on September 12, 2003, 10:38:59 PM

Quote from: Tyalliewhy do you want me to tell you that?

Who said he did? Couldn't it have been a rhetorical question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2003, 11:28:50 PM

Who can really say? Eris isn't commenting.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 12, 2003, 11:49:03 PM

Would you, could you, should you hear it if she did?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on September 13, 2003, 12:20:12 AM

am i hearing impaired?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 13, 2003, 12:55:20 AM

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on September 13, 2003, 01:09:42 AM

are you sam i am?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Slarti on September 13, 2003, 01:21:50 AM

will you eat green eggs and ham?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on September 13, 2003, 03:11:26 AM

Will you eat them with a chao? Will you eat them here and now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 13, 2003, 03:13:58 AM

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 13, 2003, 03:16:40 AM

What is the sound a cow makes?
(Isn't this Jeapordy?)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 13, 2003, 03:18:48 AM

Cows go 'glurp, slurp, craglrup'

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 13, 2003, 07:00:38 AM

when did this thread turn into Dr. Seuse time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: NotoriousNox on September 13, 2003, 09:56:44 PM

follow the thread~ Eris ~ goddess~pwerful~woman~pussy~control ~put that cat in a hat~
By Dr Suess letting tha Cat go crazy in the minds of children, plz its all Eris.
:shock:
Besides after all the jello ive consumed.. cat in the hat is all ican remember.
Well that and other non-fiction books I've read.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 13, 2003, 11:38:44 PM

Well, this tread is supposed to be questions only, but in light of the "favors" youve been doing for everyone, I think we can forgive you, can't we guys?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on September 15, 2003, 01:26:25 AM

what is the meaning of life?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2003, 03:52:32 AM

Didn't you get the pamphlet when life started?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 15, 2003, 03:55:09 AM

Wasn't that me not being logged in?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sharif Haff Fassed on September 15, 2003, 03:55:11 AM

When was that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on September 17, 2003, 07:13:27 PM

when will life end?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 18, 2003, 06:41:24 AM

Do you mean your life, or all life?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 18, 2003, 06:56:28 AM

what ever happend to saterday night?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 18, 2003, 07:01:38 AM

Was that the night we got the three gallons of rum and the 12 midget strippers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 18, 2003, 10:49:18 AM

Or was it the three midget snipersand the 12 gallons of rum?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 22, 2003, 02:29:46 PM

What ever happened to those midgets, anyways?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 22, 2003, 04:28:16 PM

dident we run out of rum?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on September 22, 2003, 09:56:23 PM

Do I get a prize for having the 500th reply?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 22, 2003, 10:17:12 PM

What do you want, a medal?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 23, 2003, 02:37:17 AM

I want cheese?

Wait was that realy a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 23, 2003, 05:27:38 AM

It has a question mark, doesn't it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 23, 2003, 05:31:48 AM

are you sure about that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 23, 2003, 05:37:08 AM

Is it just me, or does that question mark look more like a midget pretending to be a question mark?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 23, 2003, 05:38:55 AM

you making fun of a pirates question mark matey?!

*shoots Rev for dissing his quention mark*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 23, 2003, 05:45:52 AM

Is this bullet wound supposed to itch so much?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 23, 2003, 05:55:03 AM

who wants to have sex with me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 23, 2003, 05:55:39 AM

Can I speak for your right hand on that one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 23, 2003, 06:01:32 AM

can I refrain from answearing that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 23, 2003, 06:02:33 AM

do you honestly think I would let you get away with that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 23, 2003, 06:10:44 AM

I think that I think have wondered what to be spell for a question mark to confuse you out of pointing out that I am pointing out tha I am avoiding your question???

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 23, 2003, 06:12:11 AM

umm.... was that post about cheese or sex?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 23, 2003, 06:15:28 AM

mmmmmm... sex cheese.

what? this is suppose to be a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on September 23, 2003, 01:11:01 PM

What about his *left* hand?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 23, 2003, 09:33:50 PM

Isn't his left hand the one that's the cheap slut?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 25, 2003, 12:42:48 AM

...Erm uuh what is the best way to change the suject?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 25, 2003, 03:23:17 AM

what subject?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 25, 2003, 04:39:59 AM

Is this the local deli? or is it a delhi?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 25, 2003, 04:44:44 AM

this is not a question...but because of my new found omnipotentcy I am turning it into a question, thus no rules have been broken.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 25, 2003, 04:46:17 AM

Quote from: Omnipotent Hotsumathis is not a question...but because of my new found omnipotentcy I am turning it into a question, thus no rules have been broken.

You too huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 25, 2003, 04:51:03 AM

yes, but I have 6% more Omni and .761% more Potent.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on September 25, 2003, 04:54:40 AM

you too huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 25, 2003, 05:22:42 AM

Are you laz...?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 25, 2003, 06:06:37 AM

I was omnipotent once, or was that impotent?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 25, 2003, 06:32:41 AM

Should we change the name oof our GSA (Gay Strait Alliance) to somthing less "in you face" beacuse our advisor has almost lost her job and the club has been called (in a letter to the town Like mailed to each person seprily) A nazi groop and related to the Commie clubs???

Wait I acctully want that answard.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 25, 2003, 07:48:50 AM

what is the name of your GSA?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 25, 2003, 08:58:09 AM

What exactly does your GSA do?
Why should it matter what some nut thinks?
Who really cares that much about a name?
Are you sure it's not the purpose of the CSA the person is opposed to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 26, 2003, 12:14:49 AM

Support gay rights.
All the rednecks with gunsin my town, and the ones without.
" " And acctully some "tolerent" people would join the club if it dident have the word "gay" in it.
What was that? re word it please.

???

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on September 26, 2003, 01:25:38 AM

Quote from: PenumbralWhat was that? re word it please.

Are you sure that the people who are lobbying against the GSA would stop lobbying against it if you called it (random example) "Society for Homosexual Equality?" Or are they simply opposed to the fact that some men like riding the sausage (rather than what you call it)? The distinction makes a big difference in how to approach them.

EXAMPLE: the KKK - they hated Niggers. Now they hate African-Americans. The name makes no difference.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 26, 2003, 02:46:27 AM

Penumbral, is there any topic you can't hijack?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on September 26, 2003, 03:24:30 AM

Rev. Thwack: No

As for what we would b calling it it would be more like "Human Alliance for Diversity" So it wouldent be the "in your face gay" Althow I think we should be, but like I said poples jobs are a stake.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 28, 2003, 04:26:39 AM

How 'bout God-Fearing Heterosexuals for the Cause of Sodom? It's got a good Christian tone, with a progressive cause. (Yes, I know it wouldn't fly, but I like it.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on September 30, 2003, 08:43:20 PM

does your brain hurt?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on September 30, 2003, 09:01:49 PM

I dunno, does yours?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on September 30, 2003, 09:31:12 PM

Yesss. My brain always hurts.

I dunno. The GSA here does really good work, but there was a lot of resistance at first. Maybe you should compromise and change the name - but only for now. Just go under deep cover like the Duchess does.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on October 01, 2003, 12:22:56 AM

deep under the covers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 01, 2003, 02:55:45 AM

who doesn't like to go deep under cover(s)?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 01, 2003, 04:14:37 AM

hehe whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on October 02, 2003, 01:06:44 AM

can I get a what-what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 02, 2003, 03:07:46 AM

where the fuck did he go?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on October 02, 2003, 09:08:04 PM

What also burns apart from witches?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on October 02, 2003, 09:43:55 PM

Ummm ... Wood?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on October 02, 2003, 10:39:53 PM

More witches?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 02, 2003, 11:31:43 PM

Don't you smell the toast burning?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Tyallie on October 04, 2003, 04:31:20 PM

why would i tell you if i did?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on October 05, 2003, 11:36:03 PM

Can I get it in red?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 06, 2003, 12:15:01 AM

do you want a mentos?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: demon seed #three on October 06, 2003, 01:11:29 AM

does my breath smell? burp

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 06, 2003, 01:45:13 AM

Is that what that is?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 06, 2003, 02:22:00 AM

What else could it be?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 06, 2003, 02:28:22 AM

cat vomit?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 06, 2003, 05:32:44 PM

Is this just a usless post to get my name on the side of every thread???

Title: Questions Only
Post by: John Wilkes Harvey Oswald on October 06, 2003, 06:45:41 PM

doesn't everything cause confusion if you think about it too long?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: John Wilkes Harvey Oswald on October 06, 2003, 06:46:32 PM

And who says we can only talk in questions anyway?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 06, 2003, 09:01:56 PM

Who says we only talk in questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on October 07, 2003, 02:50:26 AM

Why don't we try talking in inquisitions, prepositions and presumptions for a while?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 07, 2003, 03:00:45 AM

Why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 08, 2003, 03:17:47 AM

But how would that make you feel, Bella?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 08, 2003, 04:54:35 AM

Why do you assume I would have feelings about it, Thwak?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 08, 2003, 08:26:36 AM

So, are you saying that you regularly don't have feelings about such topics?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 08, 2003, 10:03:38 AM

Why does it matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 09, 2003, 01:21:26 AM

Did I ever say that anything matters?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: cockroachfactor on October 11, 2003, 03:44:06 PM

why would you be asking if it didnt matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 11, 2003, 06:17:41 PM

do you like passing the time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 11, 2003, 07:24:51 PM

How fast must one drive to pass time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 11, 2003, 09:21:10 PM

say again?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 11, 2003, 11:33:10 PM

How quickly does time pass?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 12, 2003, 12:42:03 PM

Isn't time relative?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 12, 2003, 04:14:54 PM

Aren't you smart?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 12, 2003, 08:06:07 PM

is it not plain to see?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on October 14, 2003, 06:14:43 AM

Does my new avatar hurt your eyes a bit less, Penumbral? :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 14, 2003, 10:00:47 AM

Can't you see that I'm not Penumbral?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 14, 2003, 07:11:49 PM

whats with all the questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on October 14, 2003, 07:21:51 PM

Questions? What questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 14, 2003, 08:29:38 PM

How should I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on October 14, 2003, 08:58:14 PM

??Que? ??La vaca no est¬? aqu?å?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2003, 08:59:43 PM

arn't you supposed to be enlightened

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on October 14, 2003, 09:03:02 PM

Would you like enlightened or decaf?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 14, 2003, 09:08:01 PM

Does the enlightened come with whipped cream?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 14, 2003, 09:17:40 PM

does that include dustings of deity

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 14, 2003, 09:22:34 PM

I hope so, don't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 14, 2003, 09:25:49 PM

the question is do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 14, 2003, 09:33:05 PM

Why are you so curious about my desires?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 14, 2003, 09:33:16 PM

the question is do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 14, 2003, 09:44:25 PM

am i happy, ummm
if i put a ?at the end of everything does that automatically make it a question, or are there certain paths to an honest question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 14, 2003, 09:58:55 PM

what would happen if i wrote something that wasn't a question?
would men in black suits come and shoot me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2003, 11:23:13 PM

will i ever know what you look like?
bitten apple?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 15, 2003, 05:21:54 PM

Dose this question ruin anything?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 15, 2003, 05:25:09 PM

have I not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 15, 2003, 05:28:07 PM

I don't think so, do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 15, 2003, 05:39:46 PM

would I ask if I knew?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 15, 2003, 10:27:27 PM

has anyone seen a shifty looking ninja?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 15, 2003, 10:29:25 PM

Yes, how much will you pay us not to tell him where you are?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 15, 2003, 10:31:39 PM

how much do you want it is only silly english pounds?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 15, 2003, 10:53:58 PM

what kind of pie? how about a game where we have to find an etymological root of a given word?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 15, 2003, 11:11:12 PM

why don't you find the root of love i think you'll be pleasantly surprised?
do you want dustings of deity with that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 15, 2003, 11:16:53 PM

Isn't the root of love some little known word that dates back to the start of man and is best translated as "stick the 'ol dirty dick in her shit box then leave"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 15, 2003, 11:17:50 PM

did you, where is that ninja then?deity dustings are rather good are they not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 15, 2003, 11:22:37 PM

what are you a rev. of and how do you know so much about dirt bo... oh you are a rev. arnt you . are you the rev of dirt boxes

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 12:04:50 AM

What can I say... I try. Of course, I still can't figure out how I manage to not fail at times.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 12:07:48 AM

Maybe it's because of your disdain for spell check?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 12:10:31 AM

Did I tell you what happened yesterday?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 12:18:56 AM

No, but why don't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 12:20:27 AM

Let me put it this way.... How would you like it if your spellcheck ran off with your girlfriend and then started e-mail you photos of them having hot, nasty sex?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 12:24:17 AM

Wow! You were correct not to trust spell check, weren't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 12:27:18 AM

Can you ever truly trust a inanimate object that has been granted a voice and personality thru your mental instability?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 12:29:49 AM

Why in the world do we even create such monstrosities in the first place?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 12:32:45 AM

I don't know, but do you think my bass amp would?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 12:38:19 AM

Couldn't hurt to ask him/it/whatever, could it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 12:40:36 AM

didn't I tell you what my bass amp did to my mailman?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on October 16, 2003, 06:31:06 AM

42 freakin pages long!!! why is it that Im not gonna go back and read every single post in this thread?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 06:35:02 AM

Could it be that you're neither obessessed nor insanely bored?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 06:40:58 AM

is it possible that he just lacks drivel drive?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 06:43:40 AM

I wonder if it comes naturally to him, or if he takes anti-drivel drive serum?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 06:46:22 AM

they still make anti-drivel drive serum?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on October 16, 2003, 06:51:26 AM

no.... didnt you save some from back in the 1960's before they took it off the market for being dangerous?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 06:54:44 AM

Now why in the fuck can't my foresight warn me about these things before shit like this happens and my ass is left completly out of serum? :evil:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on October 16, 2003, 06:58:36 AM

they also used to make anti dribble-drool serum.... but APPARENTLY you didnt get any of that either did you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 07:08:28 AM

Thwak Dearest? What did your bass amp do to your mailman?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 07:39:25 AM

Do you have a strong stomache?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 07:43:17 AM

Of course......did you forget that I'm reconstructed from the flesh of dead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 07:46:48 AM

well then, can you imagine what a radioactive opossum would look like after about 20 minutes of being beaten with a crowbar, then mixed into a 5lb vat of tuna?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 07:58:10 AM

Well, no point in my asking if there were any bits left over that I could use for spare parts, is there now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 08:00:34 AM

Are you needing nameless mush?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 08:04:33 AM

Why? You didn't keep the nameless mush did you? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 08:05:31 AM

Just what do you think is sitting in the tupperwear container in my fridge?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 08:07:21 AM

OMG - you go to tupperware parties?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 08:13:14 AM

Can you tell me a better place to pick up boored housewives?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 08:20:35 AM

Bored.......or boring?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 08:22:25 AM

you can find things boring?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 08:33:39 AM

Haven't I told you about the curse on my family?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 16, 2003, 06:58:17 PM

is that the curse of the eight squirrels?a horrible curse i believe

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 07:24:55 PM

How did you know which curse it was? Are you psychic?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 16, 2003, 07:31:41 PM

of course didnt you know? your wearing ear muffs arnt you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 07:49:41 PM

Aha...time to play "test the psychic"......what color are the ear muffs?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 16, 2003, 07:54:04 PM

surely they are pink with little bits of squirrel are they not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2003, 08:05:02 PM

And.....what else?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Tyallie on October 17, 2003, 09:35:36 AM

why do you find it necessary to wear ear muffs? or have you already answered that question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 17, 2003, 09:54:33 AM

What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on October 17, 2003, 11:47:42 PM

Hah, what wouldn't he do?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: datacorruption on October 17, 2003, 11:58:39 PM

What the fuck is a Klondike Bar?

(sorry, out of sequence but I had to) :D

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 18, 2003, 12:32:27 AM

Close your eyes.......now, can you picture a square of delicious vanilla icecream that has been dipped in milk chocolate?
What wouldn't Jesus do for one of those. indeed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 24, 2003, 06:29:25 PM

did i just explode?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 24, 2003, 06:47:19 PM

No, but it does sound delicious, doesn't it? :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 24, 2003, 08:27:06 PM

what about margarita ice cream and liquid darkness chocolate ummm?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2003, 12:34:15 AM

They make margarita icecream?
And they mix it with liquid darkness chocolate?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lord_Caramac on October 25, 2003, 01:42:02 PM

Why don't we make an "answers only" thread (or is there already one)?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2003, 05:07:11 PM

Why not, indeed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 25, 2003, 06:47:23 PM

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lord_Caramac on October 25, 2003, 06:51:49 PM

Isn't God on acid already?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2003, 06:54:45 PM

Didn't she create acid?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 25, 2003, 07:12:53 PM

I thought the government created acid, am I mistaken?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2003, 07:24:36 PM

They did......but who do you think gave them the idea?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 25, 2003, 09:11:53 PM

I did, but who gave ME the idea?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2003, 11:03:37 PM

Have you consulted the voices in your head?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 26, 2003, 01:17:36 AM

they stopped talking to me after the rebellion...oh eait thats not a question...crap...uh...um...can you insert the hockey stick where the alligator has been?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on October 26, 2003, 01:27:13 AM

Quote from: HotsumaHotsuma: your resident evil paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner virgo zodiac brave orbital frame pilot.

Hotsuma... What I want to know is... are you the resident evil paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner virgo zodiac brave orbital frame pilot?
Or are you just from resident evil?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 26, 2003, 01:30:22 AM

whats with you quoting my sig all of a sudden?

(and I am the ONLY evil paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner virgo zodiac brave orbiral fram pilot...and I'm thus I the resident one...see it all makes sense...sorta...)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 26, 2003, 02:13:31 PM

Does anyone else besides me find it interesting that when you
spell the word remember backwards you find the word meme?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lord_Caramac on October 26, 2003, 06:04:47 PM

Is there such a thing as a Cthulhu Goth subculture ('...hung with jewelry like a Shubb-Niggurat priest...')?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 26, 2003, 06:49:46 PM

One can only hope so, can't one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 26, 2003, 08:51:56 PM

QuoteNothing really matters much, it's doom alone that counts.

Why am I acting like Trollax all of a sudden?

<Trollaxian Hotsuma>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 26, 2003, 08:58:48 PM

uhhh....You've been hanging out with him too much?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 26, 2003, 08:59:54 PM

why do I not think thats the awnser?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 26, 2003, 09:00:46 PM

What do you think the answer is?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 26, 2003, 09:03:39 PM

how should I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 26, 2003, 09:06:21 PM

What makes you think I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 26, 2003, 09:07:37 PM

Where exactly do you put the chickens?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 26, 2003, 09:12:42 PM

Zombies keep vultures...didn't you know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 26, 2003, 09:15:02 PM

I'm not a zombie, I'm a paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner aeres zodiac brave orbital frame pilot...how should I know that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 26, 2003, 09:18:39 PM

Don't paranoid omnipotent irish pirate ninja heresy examiner aeres zodiac brave orbital frame pilots know everything?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on October 27, 2003, 01:21:24 AM

Aren't you that clone that got away Hotsuma? I do have several dopplegangers.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 27, 2003, 11:38:08 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on October 27, 2003, 02:54:35 PM

Does everyone know the answers is 99,999?
(seriously, it was in Boy's Life Magazine back in '88. Some kid counted 10 tootie pops and got an average of 99,999. And you thought you had no life :mrgreen: ps sorry if that was anyone here :P )

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on October 28, 2003, 03:07:00 PM

wasnt that me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 28, 2003, 03:20:05 PM

How did you keep from losing count?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on October 28, 2003, 04:02:39 PM

dont you own an abacus?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 28, 2003, 05:10:18 PM

Whatever happend to that thing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 28, 2003, 05:30:39 PM

Is it under the sofa?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 28, 2003, 05:39:20 PM

Why is there a sofa in the fild?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 28, 2003, 05:47:02 PM

Shoot.....did I leave the sofa in the field again?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lord_Caramac on October 28, 2003, 09:18:17 PM

Can we get naked on the sofa?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 28, 2003, 10:09:22 PM

What is the speed of dark?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 28, 2003, 10:11:30 PM

isn't it the opposite of the speed of light?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 28, 2003, 10:23:19 PM

How swift is the vengence of a ninja pirate?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 29, 2003, 03:22:18 AM

whose asking?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sir Lyall on October 29, 2003, 03:40:56 AM

what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 29, 2003, 03:41:51 AM

Uhh....me, didn't you know I'm a fan of pirate bodyguards?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 29, 2003, 04:23:16 AM

red?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 29, 2003, 05:23:57 AM

What is the opposite of 186,000?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on October 29, 2003, 06:20:44 AM

Surely it's not 12?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 29, 2003, 06:53:21 AM

You're kidding, right?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on October 29, 2003, 07:29:13 AM

Who, me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 29, 2003, 07:39:21 AM

Who else?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 29, 2003, 09:19:31 AM

Why would Riff be kidding?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 29, 2003, 09:26:39 AM

Why do pirates say "Arghhh!" and drink rum?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 29, 2003, 09:27:42 AM

Don't you know thats our JOB?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 29, 2003, 09:28:57 AM

How can I get a job like that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 29, 2003, 09:31:27 AM

didn't you know it's easy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 29, 2003, 09:33:54 AM

Will I need a sword and a parrot?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 30, 2003, 10:36:09 AM

Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight,
while hot dog buns come in packages of ten?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on October 30, 2003, 07:29:34 PM

isnt that a reference to spunkproof monk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on October 30, 2003, 09:09:31 PM

Is a spunkproof monk anything like a bulletproof monk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 30, 2003, 11:18:58 PM

How did you even think such a question up?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on October 30, 2003, 11:51:56 PM

why do we breath?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 31, 2003, 05:00:39 AM

What would happen if we didn't?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on October 31, 2003, 05:03:49 AM

well, maybe we could get free beer if we did?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 31, 2003, 05:27:16 AM

You aren't holding your breath and waiting for free beer, are you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 31, 2003, 05:40:41 AM

why must tequila cost money?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 31, 2003, 05:57:54 AM

To torture St Hugh??

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 31, 2003, 06:44:34 AM

why not torture the Devil Squirrel instead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 31, 2003, 06:47:12 AM

Don't you mean "torchur"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 01, 2003, 05:27:18 PM

Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 02, 2003, 05:28:02 AM

Estne annus 3169?

Et qualis color est petasus Marii?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 02, 2003, 06:02:33 AM

What?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 02, 2003, 06:20:40 AM

Kio?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 02, 2003, 06:28:54 AM

Aye?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 02, 2003, 06:48:34 AM

Et cette fille-la, avec la pomme d'or, comment s'appelle-t-elle?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 02, 2003, 07:49:37 AM

Eris and the Apple of Discord?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2003, 10:44:08 AM

the grass is green except in kentucky.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 02, 2003, 03:08:55 PM

what about the hanging gardens of babylon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2003, 04:23:25 PM

You've seen them, haven't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 02, 2003, 05:59:55 PM

why do you ask?(paranoid looks round sweaty, shifty eyes, rumblings from the ground, doors this is the end in the background)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2003, 08:48:56 PM

Why the paranoia?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 02, 2003, 08:55:00 PM

whos paranoid?im not paranoid am i

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2003, 09:01:44 PM

The question is, are you paranoid.....or are they really out to get you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 02, 2003, 09:07:58 PM

whos they, you are just trying to scare me arnt you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2003, 09:12:45 PM

Why would I want to scare you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 02, 2003, 09:15:11 PM

i dont know, you are an evil zombie arnt you.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2003, 10:48:35 PM

Yes...so the question becomes: Why wouldn't I want to scare you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 02, 2003, 11:48:59 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThe question is, are you paranoid.....or are they really out to get you?

THEY!!!

*pulls out his shotgun and blasts away a Bella*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 03, 2003, 12:07:01 AM

Silly Pirate.......don't you know I already have a pocket full of spare parts with which to repair myself?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 04, 2003, 11:02:21 AM

why do hangovers hurt soooo much?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 02:52:18 AM

Why do you drink so much?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 05, 2003, 03:10:03 AM

How much is too much?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 04:01:35 AM

Who knows?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 05, 2003, 04:04:39 AM

Does anyone know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 04:11:54 AM

Who knows?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 05, 2003, 04:23:42 AM

Who knew we could keep this game going for so long?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 05, 2003, 04:25:30 AM

Who indeed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 05, 2003, 04:29:32 AM

Or what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 05, 2003, 04:30:10 AM

Was it a boy scout, in deed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 05, 2003, 04:30:45 AM

I deed and in word?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 05, 2003, 04:32:11 AM

In the beginning of what was which word?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 05, 2003, 04:33:59 AM

Which witch is which?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 05, 2003, 04:44:45 AM

Don't get hexed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 04:47:26 AM

Who was Crowley again?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 05, 2003, 04:53:33 AM

I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write.

It was anylytical algebraic topology of locally Euclidian parameterization of infinitely differential Riemannian manifold... Bozhe Moi, this I know from nothing!

What I'm going to do?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 05, 2003, 04:54:02 AM

Was he that guy hu morphed into infinite tarot cards?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 04:56:13 AM

Or did the cards morph into him?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 05, 2003, 04:56:17 AM

Who, Tom Lehrer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 04:56:45 AM

Or peter carroll?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 05, 2003, 04:59:13 AM

Did he cheat on Fu Manchu?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 05:00:35 AM

Or did he dump on Fernando Poo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 05, 2003, 05:04:42 AM

Will you die for Fernando Poo? (It had to be asked!)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 05:31:44 AM

Should I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 05, 2003, 09:23:54 AM

True or false - no man is an island?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 09:57:56 AM

Quote from: EvilPoetTrue or false - no man is an island?

But if we tie several of their corpses together, would they make a decent raft?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 05, 2003, 04:00:03 PM

I don't know ... will a raft made of corpses still float if you sit on it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 05, 2003, 05:57:26 PM

Yes....didn't think I knew the answer, did you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 05, 2003, 08:28:58 PM

You are a zombie so it would surprise me if you
didn't know the answer. Don't all zombies know
of such things? :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 05, 2003, 09:32:28 PM

Yes we do.....do poets also know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 05, 2003, 10:57:52 PM

I'm not sure if poets know. I would guess that some might, some might
not and some might not care to know at all. I didn't know - that is why
I asked. Know what I mean?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 06, 2003, 12:12:04 AM

Yes....I wonder if the others will?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Hoshiko on November 06, 2003, 04:02:46 AM

More importantly, who among us is not a zombie, poet, or corpse?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 06, 2003, 05:51:02 AM

Or a cockroach?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 06, 2003, 06:38:13 AM

Or a demon or a pirate?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on November 06, 2003, 06:41:40 AM

Or a Riff?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 06, 2003, 06:43:37 AM

Of course a Riff....what was I thinking?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Toolazytologin Hoshiko on November 06, 2003, 09:27:10 AM

Were you thinking about corpses again?

Hmm, where does this leave me? Do I look undead? Anyone want to donate their brain so I can find out for sure?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 06, 2003, 02:21:14 PM

Does the flap of a butterfly??s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 06, 2003, 08:00:27 PM

Only over the Dallas/Fort Worth area - or is it Fort Worth/ Dallas?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 08, 2003, 02:12:36 AM

are ants dangerous?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 08, 2003, 02:15:16 AM

yes......you don't have any in your pants, do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 08, 2003, 02:19:48 AM

im not sure would you like to check them and if so flamethrow them?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 08, 2003, 02:50:39 AM

Isn't having flames thrown at you bad for your health?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 08, 2003, 09:02:56 AM

I'm looking for the man in the peanut, has anyone seen him?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 08, 2003, 09:52:11 PM

I thought I saw him, but that wasn't really him, was it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 08, 2003, 11:07:51 PM

how'd this elephant get in my pajamas!!!!?
who put this elephant in my pajamas?!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 09, 2003, 12:27:26 AM

OMG, are they on to me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 09, 2003, 12:40:24 AM

how could they not be?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 09, 2003, 02:38:19 AM

Shall we shag now or shag later, Bella?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 09, 2003, 03:24:31 AM

You've been watching Austin Powers again, haven't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 09, 2003, 07:38:08 PM

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 09, 2003, 07:51:10 PM

To see if you will tell the truth?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 09, 2003, 10:32:10 PM

dont psychicks always tell the truth?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 09, 2003, 10:46:07 PM

I dunno... psychics are supposed to have psychic powers,
right? Why don't they know that kind of stuff beforehand?
Why do they have to ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 09, 2003, 10:50:56 PM

why then do they always advertise to psychics about psychic conventions surely they would know, wouldnt they?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 10, 2003, 03:36:38 AM

If a tree falls in a forest but it doesn't truly make a sound, can a habitual liar hear it?

And if so, does the universe implode?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 10, 2003, 03:45:26 AM

When did it happen?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 10, 2003, 05:05:04 AM

Don't you read the newspaper?

(I don't...)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 10, 2003, 10:02:42 AM

What is that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 10, 2003, 12:01:16 PM

doesn't it look just like your spleen?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: slothrop23 on November 10, 2003, 12:05:35 PM

are spleens forest coloured?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 10, 2003, 08:35:07 PM

Does anyone else think that spleen is an extraordinarily ugly word?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 10, 2003, 10:45:00 PM

Which is worse, Dante's Inferno or the eternal struggle of Sisyphus?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 10, 2003, 10:49:09 PM

if the matrix sucked so much, and i knew it sucked, why then did i still go see it?(this applies to any one and all of the movies)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 11, 2003, 07:24:25 AM

What are movies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 11, 2003, 09:24:25 AM

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?! GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 03:11:42 AM

What are people? What are cops? And what is a computer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 04:53:31 AM

Do you know what a dictionary is?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 04:54:21 AM

Do you know what a lobotomy is?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 12, 2003, 05:00:14 AM

The Commander knows right?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 05:18:11 AM

Is there anything El Commanderisimo doesn't know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 12, 2003, 05:19:00 AM

Not any more, Pirate Dear.
Each new lobotomy wipes out all memory of previous lobotomies.

Edit: Talk about synchronicity......Medeo and I posted at the same time......this post really belongs right above his. :roll:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 05:48:01 AM

Isn't synchronicity nifty?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 12, 2003, 05:49:53 AM

One of my favorite things, dear.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 06:00:39 AM

So, just what is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 12, 2003, 06:09:18 AM

why dob't you ask Heisenberg?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 06:13:57 AM

Does he know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 06:14:49 AM

Why don't you ask him?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 06:23:43 AM

Didn't Hotsuma just ask that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 06:43:21 AM

How should I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 12, 2003, 06:52:26 AM

Don't ask me.....I wasn't paying attention.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 06:55:56 AM

Haven't you people heard of scroll buttons?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 07:13:32 AM

A what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 12, 2003, 07:25:25 AM

QuoteHaven't you people heard of scroll buttons?

Scrolling does no good when one's mind is on poetry.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 07:26:40 AM

What is poetry? Something squirrels eat?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 07:33:50 AM

Isn't that a squirrel chewing on your nuts?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 12, 2003, 07:34:58 AM

Why do you care?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 07:41:12 AM

Don't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on November 12, 2003, 04:54:39 PM

Hey who here read that one book, You know from that one guy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 12, 2003, 06:31:50 PM

You mean the book by that guy who did that thing and then wrote about it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on November 12, 2003, 07:09:14 PM

You mean that one one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 12, 2003, 07:25:40 PM

Yes.....unless it was the other one who.....

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 12, 2003, 08:53:31 PM

Now, you and your husband, you used to do things? And these things involved... stuff?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 13, 2003, 06:35:29 AM

Now, you've been watching detective movies, huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 13, 2003, 08:02:23 PM

Does putting bologna in your shoes actually makes a you feel funny?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 14, 2003, 03:47:50 AM

I don't have any bologna, would tofu work?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 14, 2003, 03:53:02 AM

Why is it every time us Chinese buird wall, goddam Mongorians come tear it down?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 14, 2003, 03:55:08 AM

Why do you build the wall between the Mongolians and their barbeque?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 14, 2003, 04:06:38 AM

God-damn Mongorians! Quit breaking down my shitty-wall!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 14, 2003, 05:14:06 AM

Why should we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 15, 2003, 05:06:51 AM

Who stole the tarts?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 15, 2003, 06:56:43 AM

depends.....what flavor were they?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 15, 2003, 08:45:08 AM

Didn't you bring them here for everyone?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 15, 2003, 01:33:36 PM

Why does it matter what flavor they were? Are some flavors more prone
to being stolen than others? *thinks for a minute* How can I bring tarts
for everyone when I don't even know who everyone is?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 15, 2003, 01:35:06 PM

shouldn't you have thought about all of that before you brought them?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 15, 2003, 01:40:25 PM

I don't know - what do you think?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 15, 2003, 01:41:15 PM

wait.... I'm supposed to think?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 15, 2003, 01:44:51 PM

I don't know - are you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 15, 2003, 10:16:38 PM

Are you goin' to San Francisco?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 15, 2003, 10:35:21 PM

Next week....how did you know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 16, 2003, 04:33:35 AM

Would you like me to read your future in hemlock leaves? Only ten dolla!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 16, 2003, 10:29:41 AM

Do I get to drink the tea when you are done?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 01:39:03 AM

Would you prefer hemlock or anthrax for your tea?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 02:51:23 AM

May I have camomile instead, please?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 02:53:26 AM

Do zombies drink tea?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 02:56:50 AM

What's not to like about tea?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 02:58:48 AM

Is tea related to Mr. T?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 03:00:57 AM

What's not to like about zombies? Especially sexy ones

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 03:02:12 AM

Why didn't you awnser my question?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 03:05:53 AM

Yes, didn't you know Mr T and tea are cousins?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 03:52:14 AM

Didn't Mr. T recently sue somebody for something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 03:56:14 AM

Don't know, did he?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 03:58:46 AM

Look, why don't you people ever answer my dod gamn questions? Do I look like a rhetorical kind of person? (Don't answer that!)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 04:00:25 AM

How can we answer you if we don't know the dod gamn answer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 04:09:13 AM

Quote from: Mad Mod MedeoLook, why don't you people ever answer my dod gamn questions? Do I look like a rhetorical kind of person? (Don't answer that!)

Yes...you do

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 04:14:01 AM

That's not a question!

...

...

...

STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 04:16:32 AM

neither is that

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 04:18:08 AM

I SAID STOP! STOP IT, YOU GUYS!

I'M TELLING!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 04:22:11 AM

TATTLE TELL!!
*stabs medeo in the ear*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 04:26:53 AM

Would you two please calm down?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 04:27:53 AM

Why should we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 04:30:40 AM

Dunno...it was the only question I could think of.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 17, 2003, 04:51:59 AM

He started it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 17, 2003, 07:48:13 AM

Will you finish it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 07:49:24 AM

Can we watch you finish it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 09:57:40 AM

can we video tape you two finishing it and sell the tape on the internet for mad profit?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 10:00:51 AM

The fight would be over by now if Medeo would let me use the full extent of my power...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 10:04:22 AM

I think you are forgetting the 523rd Golden Apple Dis-order In The Supreme (Not Taco You Dunce) Court's ban on using power levels that would cause more than a N5 level disruption in the space-time continum when involved in a duel. I can't believe how often that one is forgotten.

oh yea....

?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 10:18:53 AM

N5?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 10:49:57 AM

wait, you mean to tell me that you wield grand cosmic powers and you don't even know what a N5 level disruption is? Wow.... this is bad. Looks like the supreme powers oversight commite has been sleeping on the job again. Can someone please go wake the janitor up and tell him about this?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 10:52:41 AM

is this an N5 disruption?
*warps reality around a random hobo until is existance is erased in a gruesome bloody manner*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 10:54:15 AM

no, that's ok. We just consider that fun. It doesn't even reach N1 until the first city vanishes... or is covered with cream cheese.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 10:57:19 AM

ohhhhh...you mean this!
*snaps his fingers and space-time wraps and spazams until everyones deepest darkest desires manifest themselfs in a physical form and begin to multiply at an uncontrolibl and incomprehensible rate*
am I getting warmer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:03:57 AM

just great, don't you realize how much cleaning up I am going to have to do now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:08:39 AM

I can make it worse if you want me to
*snaps again to make each of the copies multiply at an exponential rete*
How's that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:10:18 AM

Is someone wanting to see if I can strip them of their powers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:11:23 AM

*gets the typical crazed bad guy look*
Do you think you could?! EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:13:44 AM

Does someone want to warn him?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:15:31 AM

warn me of what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:16:30 AM

Bella?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:17:47 AM

what does bella have to do with this?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:19:09 AM

well, wouldn't you like her to tell you just what you might be getting into?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:20:21 AM

are you afraid to tell me yourself?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:21:05 AM

But wouldn't that ruin the surprise?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:22:27 AM

true...are you gonna do anything about these manifestation clones or do I have to remove them?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:24:02 AM

take another look around, do you still see them?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:25:21 AM

why...yes...I do...and there's more of them now...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 11:29:55 AM

Don't you just love those trick questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on November 17, 2003, 11:32:03 AM

what trick question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Hoshiko on November 17, 2003, 12:26:13 PM

You're both the same person, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on November 17, 2003, 12:29:06 PM

how in the hell could we pull that off?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Hoshiko on November 17, 2003, 12:35:13 PM

Cloning? Time Warp? The Bermuda Triangle?

Am I sounding paranoid?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 17, 2003, 03:55:22 PM

Would siamese twins count as the same person?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 22, 2003, 05:46:56 AM

Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 22, 2003, 07:27:13 AM

Excercise?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 22, 2003, 12:14:12 PM

What does Fahrvergn¬?gen mean?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Lord_Caramac on November 23, 2003, 06:47:25 AM

Quote from: EvilPoetWhat does Fahrvergn¬?gen mean?

Does "the joy of driving" ring a bell?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 23, 2003, 10:08:40 AM

Why, yes. Yes it does. Thanks! Speaking of VW, do you
happen to remember what Austin Powers license plate
says?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on November 23, 2003, 11:43:33 AM

Is it just me or was that a complete non sequitur?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Hoshiko on November 23, 2003, 03:36:40 PM

Do you not like non sequiturs?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Psyche Zenobia on November 23, 2003, 08:00:16 PM

Should Guido Finucci Like them? did I just start a new page?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on November 23, 2003, 09:19:56 PM

Could you not find your post at the bottom of the last page? Is that why you were worried?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 23, 2003, 10:26:41 PM

wasn't me.

what thread is this anyway? where am i? and why am i wearing only underwear?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 23, 2003, 10:41:04 PM

What happens when an irresistable
force meets an immovable object?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 24, 2003, 11:15:17 PM

Um... er... that is, uh....

...

Mu?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: eumaas on November 24, 2003, 11:31:39 PM

Quote from: EvilPoetWhat happens when an irresistable
force meets an immovable object?

What else could?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 25, 2003, 12:43:42 AM

Quote from: EvilPoetWhat happens when an irresistable
force meets an immovable object?

didn't they have several multi eposodic plotline in knight rider to answer this questioN?

or was it indestrucatable?

shrug....

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 25, 2003, 08:52:02 AM

Quote from: Generalissimo Horabdidn't they have several multi eposodic plotline in knight rider to answer this questioN?

According to this blog entry (http://www.holycola.net/archives/2003_07.html) made on 7.22.03 - yes they did.

Is it at all possible for irresistable forces and immovable objects to co-exist in the same universe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 25, 2003, 09:10:38 AM

Who cares?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on November 25, 2003, 06:22:36 PM

Quote from: Medeo FaboverdaWho cares?

Wouldn't someone who was interested in that sort of thing care?

What is the difference between SubGenii and Discordians?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on November 30, 2003, 06:19:07 AM

What is the difference between Genii and SubGenii?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 30, 2003, 06:32:06 AM

Have you ever writ such a why?

Title: breakin the rules cuz i gots tha family jewels
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 30, 2003, 06:39:10 AM

genni are geniuses on iq tests. sub-genii are anything below.

i am not a sub-genius.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 30, 2003, 06:59:34 AM

What about super-genii?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 30, 2003, 07:03:26 AM

i dunno i haven;t tkain the mensa test, mostly for fear of breaking it(having dorks across the world beign jealous of you for smarts in combination of good looks, charisma and coolness is a dangerous combination.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 01, 2003, 01:04:09 AM

Et tu, Mr. Bond?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 01, 2003, 02:27:39 AM

heheheeee

hurray for dorks with combinations of good looks, charisma and coolness.
We need more of you

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 01, 2003, 04:11:53 AM

Do we need anything else?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fuck Medeo on December 01, 2003, 04:16:49 AM

1 7h1|\||< \/\/3 n33|) 2 |<1|_|_ /\/\3|)30 73|-| l4m3@zz |\|00b

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on December 01, 2003, 04:46:19 AM

! 7|-|!|\||< 50|\/|3b0|)y !z c0|\/|p3|\|547!|\|6 f0r 50|\/|37|-|!|\|6

|)0|\|7 j00?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 01, 2003, 04:50:09 AM

{|0/-| (-)< ]/)00'} \)!!1!!1! lol

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on December 01, 2003, 04:52:50 AM

Quote from: Riff{|0/-| (-)< ]/)00'} \)!!1!!1! lol

\/\/|-|47 73|-| f(_)(|< ?????????????????/

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 01, 2003, 04:55:09 AM

(*whistles innocently*)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 01, 2003, 01:25:12 PM

::head explodes::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 02, 2003, 01:27:35 AM

I miss my sister.....has anyone seen her?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on December 02, 2003, 01:50:47 AM

Don't you know where she is?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 02, 2003, 01:53:08 AM

Isn't it statistically impossible for any of us to ever have seen your sister?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 02, 2003, 01:54:31 AM

She is deep under cover in greyface country at the moment.....and I miss her. Just wondering anyone has seen her pop up on the forums?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on December 02, 2003, 01:59:45 AM

Sorry, no. Does anyone else feel sorry for Duchess Demonica?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 02, 2003, 02:15:16 AM

What kind of l4m3r wouldn't?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 02, 2003, 04:46:00 AM

I dont know

does anyone else?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 02, 2003, 08:53:45 PM

Has anyone found Nemo yet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 03, 2003, 02:21:28 AM

::puts away sushi kit::

Ummm
no ::burp:: not me
has anyone else?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on December 03, 2003, 01:26:44 PM

Did you mean Captain Nemo or Little Nemo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 03, 2003, 03:33:53 PM

Hmm , Im not sure. Maybe you should ask him?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 04, 2003, 02:55:49 AM

(I actually meant nemo, the Latin word for "nobody". It was a Zen riddle)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 04, 2003, 03:04:45 AM

well arent you smart?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 04, 2003, 03:44:23 AM

Yes, he is quite smart, isn't he?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 04, 2003, 04:00:26 AM

I think he tries to be, but then again dont we all?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 04, 2003, 04:05:05 AM

i don't need to try. who needs smarts anyway?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: aloc on December 04, 2003, 09:53:06 PM

Im very smart, look, this isnt even a question, but since im aiming at putting a questionmark at the end it will make everyone think that it is, thats right, a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on December 04, 2003, 11:45:50 PM

Bravo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 05, 2003, 09:55:31 PM

I just thought of a new spin-off game...

ANNOYING EXCLAMATIONS IN ALL CAPS ONLY!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 06, 2003, 02:11:33 AM

ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!

HAHA I did both
(Im lame)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 15, 2003, 01:17:05 AM

SPORK

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 15, 2003, 12:01:36 PM

what is with you and sporks?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 15, 2003, 04:06:57 PM

spork fetish? :?: :?:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on December 15, 2003, 05:31:49 PM

Remember when Windows were washed,
Mice were trapped and Unix guarded the
harem?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on December 15, 2003, 06:10:09 PM

Anyone remeber a time when Wondows(tm) didn't completely suck ass?

(...I didn't think so)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 16, 2003, 04:57:08 AM

Isn't a rainbow-colored apple the mark of the beast?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 05:03:19 AM

Surley you mean an "alternative lifestyle" beast dont you Medeo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 16, 2003, 05:13:17 AM

Since when are you so PC, Malaul? (double meaning there)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 16, 2003, 05:14:30 AM

why the double meaning Medeo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 05:16:00 AM

Wasnt it more amusing that way?
WOuld you like me to fix it?
you know how much your opion matters to me dont you?
Im almost always PC,. Maybe you just havent noticed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 16, 2003, 05:16:47 AM

Your a computer?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 05:18:50 AM

yes, didnt you know that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 16, 2003, 05:23:00 AM

Quote from: Hotsumawhy the double meaning Medeo?

PC = Personal Computer, referring to the discussion concerning Windoze and such.

But also:

PC = Politically Correct, referring to Malaul's use of the euphemistic phrase, "alternative lifestyle."

Or did you know that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 16, 2003, 05:24:18 AM

*stabbinates the cyborg*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 16, 2003, 05:47:53 AM

Who's the cyborg?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 05:53:06 AM

Cant we all just get along?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SMFabal on December 16, 2003, 02:53:40 PM

Can't we all just get a bong?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 08:51:11 PM

DOnt you know that drugs are bad for you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 16, 2003, 09:05:43 PM

What kind of Discordian ARE you, anyway?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 09:07:35 PM

::hangs head in shame::

Would you like me to just die here or somewhere else?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 16, 2003, 09:10:27 PM

:( Err... :(

Isn't it fun to conveniently change the subject?

...

...

So, how 'bout them Bosnians?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 09:11:28 PM

Does anyone else think most Bosnains are hott?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 16, 2003, 09:16:02 PM

Why isn't anyone besides me posting in Or Kill Me, 1KBWC, Linguistics, or RPGs lately?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 16, 2003, 09:21:58 PM

CAuse people are lame?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 17, 2003, 01:08:32 AM

You're probably right.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 17, 2003, 01:09:28 AM

damned people. let's kill em all.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 17, 2003, 01:19:13 AM

With a spork.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 17, 2003, 01:21:11 AM

a spork of mass destruction.

it will have to be large enough to speer the entrie world!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 17, 2003, 01:26:22 AM

a massive spork of mass destruction and doom.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 17, 2003, 02:37:02 AM

no more questions for answers huh guys?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 17, 2003, 05:48:01 AM

Can't we take a break once in a while?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 17, 2003, 05:50:29 AM

questions are stoopid.

shut your motuh and do what your told!

;)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 18, 2003, 01:54:06 AM

Orlright, who killed Horab?! (Fess up, Slarti)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 01:57:23 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

KKK

was that the decided name?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 18, 2003, 01:57:37 AM

who killed me?

who? who? who?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 18, 2003, 01:59:32 AM

And why did they kill Horab?

Why? Why? Why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:00:36 AM

it says right there Horab Fibslager is Dead

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 18, 2003, 02:00:55 AM

mayeb it was jsut the thign to do eh?

like back int eh 60's everybody had sex cuz everybody was doin it, and in the ussr everyone was commie cuz the commisar was in town(uh oh!)...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:02:45 AM

::hums rest of song::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 18, 2003, 02:05:24 AM

Hmmm...could be, I guess.

We'll put it on your tombstone:
"Killed off because it was the thing to do."

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 18, 2003, 02:07:25 AM

Quote from: MalaulKKK

was that the decided name?

Well, as far as I kan rekall, we never decided what the other two Ks should stand for, so I figured we'd just keep it at three and make it a parody of that other KKK.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:10:36 AM

Works for me

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 18, 2003, 02:14:17 AM

Malaul just made the 1000th reply to this topic!

Aren't you proud?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:14:50 AM

I did?
Do I get a prize? :lol: :lol:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:16:00 AM

how do you know that anyway? :?: :?:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 18, 2003, 02:16:12 AM

Do you want a prize?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:18:13 AM

Depends on aht it is

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 18, 2003, 02:23:36 AM

How 'bout some coffee? (That's about all I can afford right now)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:25:12 AM

I have TONS of coffee
I need somethign better
dotn I deserve something better?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 18, 2003, 02:55:55 AM

Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixxI have TONS of coffee
I need somethign better
dotn I deserve something better?

Better than coffee??

::feels your forehead::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 02:57:10 AM

::bites at fingers::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 18, 2003, 02:59:38 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::bites at fingers::

Ow! Why you little minx! Do that again, and I'll...

...well, say 'thank-you', probably.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 03:01:53 AM

::does it again::
Go ahead
whatter you gonnado'bout it?
whos gonna make you coffee if Im gone?
or clean out that closet?
or tuck you in at night with your Binky?
And turn on the night light?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 18, 2003, 03:07:12 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::does it again::
Go ahead
whatter you gonnado'bout it?
whos gonna make you coffee if Im gone?
or clean out that closet?
or tuck you in at night with your Binky?
And turn on the night light?

::eyebrow:: that tongue's so sharp, you're gonna cut yourself with it. Spankings *can* be arranged. There's a lot of paperwork involved, but it can wait...

anyway, I haven't needed a night-light in months.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 03:11:30 AM

but Im the one who files your paper work my dear sir
without me you are lost

and as for spanking, youde have to catch me first

and no, you havent needed the night light, because you just leave the regualr light on instead

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 18, 2003, 03:17:52 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxbut Im the one who files your paper work my dear sir
without me you are lost

Pfft, hark at you. Like you've been assisting me for countless eons, instead of, what? A week? Two? I still know my way to the copy room, Little Miss Vixen.

Quoteand as for spanking, youde have to catch me first

::cracks knuckles:: Hope you're wearing your dancing shoes.

Quoteand no, you havent needed the night light, because you just leave the regualr light on instead

Dammit, that was a secret! Grr!

::darts forward, grabs you 'round the waist::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 03:28:30 AM

::mists into well, mist::
HA HA

besides I moved the copy room
and I always have dance shoes on
and again, you gotta catch me first

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 18, 2003, 04:13:57 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::mists into well, mist::
HA HA

Now, that's hardly fair! I thought you were a zombie, not a vampire! Anyway, vampires are so... clich?à.

Quotebesides I moved the copy room

I know, to Sublevel 14, next to the giant ping-pong ball pit. I swept it this morning. You can't trick a janitor that easy!

Quoteand I always have dance shoes on
and again, you gotta catch me first

Well, then phase back into normal matter and fight like a man! Er, woman. And I suppose to support the metaphor, it should be 'dance like a woman'. But you know what I mean!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 04:52:25 AM

::grumblesDAMNLOGICgrumbles::

you win

::submits::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 18, 2003, 04:54:42 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::grumblesDAMNLOGICgrumbles::

you win

::submits::

BAM! the logic card kickin' it up a couple of dozen of notches!...I need to stop watching emeril...>.>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 05:00:36 AM

no one asked you

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 18, 2003, 05:02:00 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx::grumblesDAMNLOGICgrumbles::

you win

::submits::

Well then -- how many spankings would you like? :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 18, 2003, 05:02:11 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxno one asked you

Too bad.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 05:04:05 AM

jerk

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 18, 2003, 05:04:35 AM

http://www.celestinevision.com/main.html

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 18, 2003, 05:05:37 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxjerk

I'm just a pirate...it's my job...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 19, 2003, 02:34:24 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxhttp://www.celestinevision.com/main.html

Aw nerts, I missed it

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 19, 2003, 03:18:04 AM

might be better than you diid

I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice

and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says

::shug::
not gonna make me stop going

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 19, 2003, 03:39:08 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxmight be better than you diid

I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice

and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says

::shug::
not gonna make me stop going

They're complaining about us?
Good....that means we aren't boring and fluffy and flapping our angel wings whenever we say goodbye.
Makes me happy. :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on December 19, 2003, 03:40:03 AM

I am a dolphin dream in moonlit waves.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 19, 2003, 03:52:37 AM

I am the Universe....I sense that one of you has a burning question.
Speak, you who have summoned me here tonight.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on December 19, 2003, 03:53:33 AM

Yeah - he never did answer us about where Jesus got his motorcycle.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 19, 2003, 03:54:12 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxmight be better than you diid

I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice

and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says

::shug::
not gonna make me stop going

D'you mean Draykiss (I think her name was)? She's seemed pretty annoyed a couple of times I've been in there...

I was thinking about going in there and asking them for advice on performing this one nature-worship ritual? 'Cause I don't think I'm doing it right... I'm feeling the Reiki energy fine, but I haven't heard from my spirit guide in weeks. Who? Joe Pantoliano. He speaks to me through the commentary track on the special-edition Memento DVD, and he told me this ritual where I where I do this chant while I cut the head off a stray puppy and fuck the neck-hole...

...But, y'know, that's not very subtle, is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 19, 2003, 03:59:50 AM

Quote from: Riff
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxmight be better than you diid

I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice

and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says

::shug::
not gonna make me stop going

D'you mean Draykiss (I think her name was)? She's seemed pretty annoyed a couple of times I've been in there...

I was thinking about going in there and asking them for advice on performing this one nature-worship ritual? 'Cause I don't think I'm doing it right... I'm feeling the Reiki energy fine, but I haven't heard from my spirit guide in weeks. Who? Joe Pantoliano. He speaks to me through the commentary track on the special-edition Memento DVD, and he told me this ritual where I where I do this chant while I cut the head off a stray puppy and fuck the neck-hole...

...But, y'know, that's not very subtle, is it?

she said not to piss her off.

Quotedraykess>Dont Piss me off

what i don;t udnerstand is why if thet're going on about synchronicity, they don;t take the fact that a bunch of discordians ha ha's falling from out of the sky and into their chat is nto a synchronous event, and teh book does say accept synchronocity(even if i get the feeling that they're using synchronocity in a totally wrong way). heck maybe they could learn something from it, like how to find their way out of their assholes ;)

(it's the blessings to you talk... they've found my secret weakness, i need a lvl10 resist hoseheads potion stat!!! :P)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on December 19, 2003, 04:06:22 AM

Hugh's out looking for the motorcycle now, Guido.
I dibs first ride when he finds it!

PS: Naw Draykess is kind of used to us by now.
I've talked to her a few times on MSN and she's cool.
Just got a lot on her mind right now....and a very dry sense of humor. :wink:

PPS: All the blessings and flapping really turns my stomach, though.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 19, 2003, 04:45:30 AM

Ive talked to her a few times via PC and she seems very nice
I dont hink weve made me mad, just the others in there
I wonder if we might have converted her just a lil bit...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 19, 2003, 06:28:49 AM

*flaps angel wings* WHHOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!

"Namaste all! And have a gr-*Eris Bitchslaps Hugh*

::goddess Voice:: Cut that crap, Hugh. And find me that fucken Motorbike!

*Hugh goes off to find the bike*

What? Me bitch and whine? Never.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 19, 2003, 06:40:13 AM

Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixxIve talked to her a few times via PC and she seems very nice
I dont hink weve made me mad, just the others in there
I wonder if we might have converted her just a lil bit...

Okay, I'll play nice, then.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 19, 2003, 06:52:52 AM

Quote from: Riff
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixxIve talked to her a few times via PC and she seems very nice
I dont hink weve made me mad, just the others in there
I wonder if we might have converted her just a lil bit...
Okay, I'll play nice, then.

that shoulda been HER

go go gaddgette ego

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 19, 2003, 06:56:08 AM

Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixxgo go gaddgette ego

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 19, 2003, 07:29:52 AM

Has this topic gone off topic?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 19, 2003, 07:41:28 AM

Was there a topic? What was it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on December 19, 2003, 07:46:51 AM

Is this the appropriate time to place blessings on you all with the love and light of the Universe unifiying your whole selves together in a consesnual, transcendant reality built on love and understanding, flying on inner angel's wings to experience Father/Mother love in true, prue, primeval form?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 19, 2003, 07:49:17 AM

Quote from: Guido FinucciIs this the appropriate time to place blessings on you all with the love and light of the Universe unifiying your whole selves together in a consesnual, transcendant reality built on love and understanding, flying on inner angel's wings to experience Father/Mother love in true, prue, primeval form?

can we have sex with aliens too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on December 19, 2003, 07:56:28 AM

uh...sure, why not?

Don't you find aliens are better for jumping up and down on?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: riff on December 19, 2003, 10:25:24 PM

Quote from: Guido Finucciuh...sure, why not?

Don't you find aliens are better for jumping up and down on?

Er... are you sure you haven't confused aliens with trampolines?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 03:10:44 AM

TRAH BOP AH LEEEEN

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on December 24, 2003, 01:42:24 AM

Now why didn't you invite me to this alien love fest?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 24, 2003, 02:29:49 AM

HAND WRITTEN GOLDEN INVITATION
TO: Rev Thwack
FROM: Us
RE: Alien love fest

YOU ARE INVITED
please RSVP buy 900 Tuesday evening

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on December 24, 2003, 02:31:07 AM

One question... am I going to be the only alien there? Always enjoyed being the center of attention.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 24, 2003, 02:42:15 AM

no, you wont be the only alien there, what would be the fun in that?
besides, the more the scarier I always say

did I say scarier? I meant Merrier

Didnt i?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on January 06, 2004, 07:39:41 AM

I dunno, did you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Ignatz Ratskiwatski on January 11, 2004, 07:46:21 AM

Birds must be made of roads because of the tar and feathers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 11, 2004, 08:56:35 AM

Quote from: Ignatz RatskiwatskiBirds must be made of roads because of the tar and feathers?

Assuming the answer to the above question is yes......
then if one were tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail, would one be a bird, or a road?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 11, 2004, 01:23:06 PM

if i didnt ask a question, wouldn't that be chaos and discord?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 11, 2004, 04:43:29 PM

Quote from: daneif i didnt ask a question, wouldn't that be chaos and discord?

Sure would, wouldn't it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 12, 2004, 01:45:08 AM

who wants some pecan pie and vanilla bean ice cream?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2004, 01:52:36 AM

Me....I mean, who wouldn't want some?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 12, 2004, 01:57:44 AM

I had some pecan pie, aren't you ever so jealous?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2004, 02:04:20 AM

Incredibly jealous. Was the pie still warm from the oven?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on January 12, 2004, 02:44:52 AM

Was it ever warm in the first place?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: linzo on January 12, 2004, 02:50:02 AM

Is the pecan pie too old to eat by now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2004, 02:50:41 AM

why won't he tell us if the pie was warm? Or how old it is?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: linzo on January 12, 2004, 02:52:17 AM

Does he have new pie on a regular basis?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2004, 02:55:36 AM

do you think maybe he doesn't want to share?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on January 12, 2004, 03:10:36 AM

Is he going to hell for being gluttonous and greedy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 12, 2004, 03:17:45 AM

what level of hell am I going to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: linzo on January 12, 2004, 03:18:24 AM

Is he eating pie in fear that if he doesn't smell like pie then he will be chased by rabid alligators?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 12, 2004, 03:21:32 AM

Ooohh......I wonder if I'm going to hell for being gluttunous and greedy, too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on January 12, 2004, 03:23:51 AM

Only if you believe, or don't?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: linzo on January 12, 2004, 04:10:10 AM

Why doesn't my vcr like me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 12, 2004, 05:02:34 AM

why would it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: linzo on January 12, 2004, 05:21:41 AM

Why are you so cruel?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 12, 2004, 05:30:58 AM

why do I still love you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: linzo on January 12, 2004, 05:32:57 AM

Is it because I watch Loony Tunes?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 12, 2004, 05:40:33 AM

when will you utter "YIPE YIPE YIPE" to me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: linzo on January 12, 2004, 05:41:15 AM

When have I not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: St. Lqeda of Tet on January 12, 2004, 06:23:36 AM

Will you two get a room?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: dane on January 12, 2004, 08:12:35 AM

will you bring me the lube?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 12, 2004, 01:21:22 PM

Whats with the shoe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Z³ on January 12, 2004, 01:26:06 PM

Isnt that a gazebo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 12, 2004, 01:30:31 PM

Why would it be a gazebo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Z³ on January 12, 2004, 01:33:19 PM

Isnt it sassy enough to be one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 12, 2004, 01:34:47 PM

Why would I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 12, 2004, 01:35:16 PM

Why would I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: St. Lqeda of Tet on January 13, 2004, 12:15:03 AM

Why WOULDN'T you know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on January 14, 2004, 08:43:40 AM

Just WHY?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 17, 2004, 07:31:46 PM

Kan dere kanskje gjenta alt enda en gang?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: St. Lqeda of Tet on January 17, 2004, 09:13:03 PM

what's talking in german like?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on January 17, 2004, 10:29:57 PM

Hvordan er det nar man forveksler Norsk (Vikingspraket!) med Tysk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on January 22, 2004, 06:10:11 AM

Does Eris have a shit list?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on January 22, 2004, 06:15:12 AM

Quote from: EvilPoetDoes Eris have a shit list?

Dpoes she have a good list at all?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MaxwellsDemon on January 23, 2004, 12:00:38 AM

Does disorder list?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 23, 2004, 12:14:45 AM

Quote from: MaxwellsDemonDoes disorder list?

yeah, but in no particular order

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on January 23, 2004, 10:32:12 PM

Yes, disorder lists. The question is: does it list to the left or to the right?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 24, 2004, 05:53:57 AM

Up, down, up, down, left, left, shoot! shoot! shot!

grrr...damn you Ulala!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 01, 2004, 07:08:33 PM

Can I play? Or is this game closed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EvilPoet on February 01, 2004, 07:39:24 PM

You're already playing, aren't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on February 02, 2004, 07:56:44 AM

Where'd you put my sword!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 02, 2004, 10:49:23 AM

where's my b33r?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 02, 2004, 06:19:59 PM

Right here. Want some?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 02, 2004, 10:11:14 PM

yes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on February 02, 2004, 10:15:26 PM

Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...

Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 02, 2004, 10:25:16 PM

Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.

well since i'm suffering from my first hangover in over a year i'll have to do without then :cry:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on February 02, 2004, 10:31:57 PM

Quote from: horab
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.

well since i'm suffering from my first hangover in over a year i'll have to do without then :cry:

At least I'm in good company today, horab.
I have a bit of a hangover myself. :evil:
It's awful, isn't it?

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Quote from: horabyes i would thank you. very thoughtful of you to find my b33r liek that. an dhere i was thinking i'd have to go door to door asking if anyone had found my b33r like some kind of strange missionary...
Nope....I've got it right here, but you better hurry.
I'm mighty thirsty today.

well since i'm suffering from my first hangover in over a year i'll have to do without then :cry:
At least I'm in good company today, horab.
I have a bit of a hangover myself. :evil:
It's awful, isn't it?

unelss fo coruse your the sort who enjoys the sensation of a ice pick tothe brain. i blame the pub czar for not staying open til 5am...

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Why didn't it stay open?

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When am I ever going to get a job? :?

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Post by: StarFish on February 04, 2004, 03:42:26 AM

Why does it BURN??

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CAuse you like it?

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Post by: Bella on February 04, 2004, 05:35:31 PM

Why?

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Post by: Rev Thwack on February 04, 2004, 08:45:27 PM

Well, isn't that the whole point of it being there in the first place? Don't you like it too, or are you one of those people that things it's wrong and naughty to like it?

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Post by: Bella on February 04, 2004, 10:23:17 PM

what?

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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomwhat?

!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doomwhat?

!!!!!!!!!!

you can say that again.

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Okay.
What?

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But, Will the true meaning of this question ever be appreciated??

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Quote from: communicator2But, Will the true meaning of this question ever be appreciated??

::nods:: no

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you sure?

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Post by: Bella on February 18, 2004, 05:48:41 PM

Nope, are you?

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Post by: Das Raddiche on February 18, 2004, 11:09:36 PM

I know, but who took my pipe?

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Post by: Bella on February 18, 2004, 11:13:43 PM

Depends....what did you smoke in that pipe?

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muhahahahahahahha 8) :twisted:

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did you smoke the whole thing?

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Quote from: Rev Thwackdid you smoke the whole thing?

Sounds like he might have. :evil:

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 06:25:21 AM

Nope. But did I?

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Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 07:19:44 AM

Si, when did you ever let a pipe slip past you?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 07:21:43 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSi, when did you ever let a pipe slip past you?

Only when I was finished smoking one.

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Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSi, when did you ever let a pipe slip past you?

Only when I was finished smoking one.

S'what I thought.
Am I good or am I good?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 20, 2004, 07:24:50 AM

you are the Oracle. you are the High Papessa che bellisima!

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Post by: Bella on February 20, 2004, 07:26:32 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCyou are the Oracle. you are the High Papessa che bellisima!

Mu 8)

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mu-lissima!

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Post by: Rev Thwack on February 22, 2004, 03:33:44 PM

does that mean that she get's a free copy of all Oracle software?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 25, 2004, 04:12:56 AM

Something or other.

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Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.

Cool....but what are the other nameless things?
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.

Cool....but what are the other nameless things?

they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.

Cool....but what are the other nameless things?

they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.

Not necessary......just pass em over.
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SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.

Cool....but what are the other nameless things?

they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.

Not necessary......just pass em over.

You already have them.
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Yep. And some other things too nameless to name.

Cool....but what are the other nameless things?

they are too nameless to be named. unless we promote them to name-hood.

Not necessary......just pass em over.

You already have them.

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So...what are you going to do with them?
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So...what are you going to do with them?

Dunno.....haven't had time to get used to the concept of having them yet.
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Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.
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Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.

I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.
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SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.

I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.

Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.

I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.[/quote
Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?

Dunno, I didn't even know she did that
But then the forums are weird tonight because we changed servers again today......so a lot of posts keep popping in and out. Who knows if this post will still be here tomorrow. I mean it wasn't here a minute ago, now was it?
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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSt. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.

I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.[/quote
Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?

Dunno, I didn't even know she did that
But then the forums are weird tonight because we changed servers again today......so a lot of posts keep popping in and out. Who knows if this post will still be here tomorrow. I mean it wasn't here a minute ago, now was it?

That could be due to the offhand chance that you hadn't posted it till now, right?
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St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
SssBella, Oracle of Doom wrote:
St. Hugh, KSC wrote:
Well, don't let them have it too easy. Otherwise they may get cocky.

I think the biggest mistake would be to name them, don't you?
Then they could talk amonst themselves and plot against me....
sorry. Been hanging out with the pirate a lot lately.[/quote
Yeah. The threat of stabbination should keep them in check. Where is Hotsuma? Does he know that Malaul took over the captancy of our pirate ship?

Dunno, I didn't even know she did that
But then the forums are weird tonight because we changed servers again today......so a lot of posts keep popping in and out. Who knows if this post will still be here tomorrow. I mean it wasn't here a minute ago, now was it?

That could be due to the offhand chance that you hadn't posted it till now, right?

Shhhh.....logic has nothing to do with this thread.
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That explains the pink grass in the sky then. Okay.
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Not to mention the green sand.
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or the sheep on drugs
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And the hammocks strung between skyscrapers
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Or the sudden rash of runaway golf carts.
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Post by: Bella on February 25, 2004, 05:12:53 AM

Hurray! I got all my nameless, but good, stuff back! 8)

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 25, 2004, 05:13:55 AM

Yeah. It's over here at http://66.246.162.4/~principi/forums/index.php for the next day or so.

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Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on March 09, 2004, 08:06:09 AM

How in the world did we let this thread go so long without a post?

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Post by: Rev Thwack on March 09, 2004, 09:02:41 AM

is that the longest it has gone?

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Post by: Bella on March 09, 2004, 09:04:03 AM

Probably, it normally doesn't go a whole two weeks, does it?

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Well, wouldn't that depend on who it is you are (beep) in the (beep), and on which (beep) you are (beep) them with, plus how many other (beep) you and the (beep) are (beep) at the time?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 09, 2004, 09:08:39 AM

Has anyone been keeping track of how long it is between posts?

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Post by: Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh on March 12, 2004, 05:43:22 AM

i ate the posts.

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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 12, 2004, 05:46:36 AM

Are you sure?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on March 12, 2004, 05:47:07 AM

Are you ass-crack sure?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 12, 2004, 05:48:15 AM

Huh?

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Post by: Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh on March 12, 2004, 05:57:34 AM

what is not ate, will be ate.

make your time.

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Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 04, 2004, 06:19:24 PM

Quote from: Mighty Cthulu of R'ylehwhat is not ate, will be ate.

make your time.

Make my time? I pick next Feb 29th, k?

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Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2004, 06:46:36 AM

Why didn't the rest of us think of that?

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Post by: Bella on April 06, 2004, 06:47:20 AM

That was me above.

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 08, 2004, 06:34:39 AM

Why did no one realize that I thought of it first?

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Post by: Bella on April 08, 2004, 06:35:27 AM

Thought of what first?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 08, 2004, 06:39:42 AM

Wasn't it something to do with food?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on April 08, 2004, 06:41:11 AM

Are you not able to scroll back and read the posts?

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Post by: Bella on April 08, 2004, 06:42:11 AM

Moi? Am I not much to lazy to do such a thing? :twisted:

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Post by: Trollax on April 08, 2004, 06:47:52 AM

Are you attempting to lure me into one of those mother/spouse/sister double binds?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 08, 2004, 06:52:19 AM

Wherefore would one resist such a bind? :twisted:

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Post by: Trollax on April 08, 2004, 06:53:30 AM

Isn't that just another part of the double-bind?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 08, 2004, 06:54:51 AM

Aren't all things true, false, and meaningless (in some sense)?

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Post by: Trollax on April 08, 2004, 06:56:18 AM

Are you avoiding me?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 08, 2004, 06:57:25 AM

Is there any reason to avoid you?

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Post by: Trollax on April 08, 2004, 06:58:35 AM

Well, are you the one who stole my pie?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 08, 2004, 07:02:11 AM

Didn't you see Hotsuma take it?

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so hotsuma has it?
*Sharpens his hoplites* :evil:

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Shall I send Devil Squirrel after him?

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Post by: Bella on April 10, 2004, 07:58:44 AM

Do you have something with which to bribe DS?

She's very mercenary.

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 13, 2004, 03:30:44 AM

Are you not crazy?

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Are you not every bit as crazy as me?

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would you like me to be every bit as crazy as you?

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Yes, please.....oops.
That's not a question is it?

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Post by: Evil Commie on April 14, 2004, 02:37:49 AM

do you think that it was a question?

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Nope, do you?

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Nope, do anybody?

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Who really knows?

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why do you ask me?

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Why not?

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is it a good idea to ask someone who scares his friends with crazy philosophy?

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Is it, if we like crazy philosophy?

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You're asking a crazy zombie woman whether or not something is a good idea?

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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're asking a crazy zombie woman whether or not something is a good idea?

You claim to be a crazy zombie woman. Why?

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dontcha think shesalready answered that question?

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Do you think I have read each and every post?

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What is best in life?

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me?

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who else could it be?

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you?

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Post by: moron wang on April 17, 2004, 08:28:51 PM

does any of you really qualify?

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qualify for what?

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Quote from: wangdoes any of you really qualify?

Don't you think any of us are worthy?

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Do you think any of us aren't?

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Post by: Malaul on April 18, 2004, 12:34:32 AM

why would you even ask that?

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Post by: Bella on April 18, 2004, 12:35:30 AM

why would you ask why she would ask that?

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why would you ask me why I ask why she would ask that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 18, 2004, 12:39:05 AM

Why do you think I asked why you asked whatever the hell it was that I just totally lost track of?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 18, 2004, 01:14:24 AM

what do ya mean
uhh
I meanuhh

I think I asked why you asked whatever the hell it was that I just totally lost track of...

what where we talkin about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 18, 2004, 01:17:58 AM

We were talking about something?
You sure?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 19, 2004, 05:23:51 AM

What, weren't you listening?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2004, 07:15:34 AM

Nope....did anyone say anything important?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 19, 2004, 07:21:54 AM

Does anyone here ever say anything important?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2004, 07:33:13 AM

What's your definition of important?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 19, 2004, 07:54:26 AM

Which one were you using?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 19, 2004, 02:17:35 PM

who wants pie?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: moron wang on April 19, 2004, 02:56:01 PM

what kindofpie?

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Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 19, 2004, 04:38:35 PM

How much pie?

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Post by: Plaidikins on April 19, 2004, 07:02:18 PM

When can I have the pie?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 19, 2004, 07:14:13 PM

Did someone say pie? :P

Title: Questions Only
Post by: moron wang on April 19, 2004, 08:17:03 PM

:roll: does anybody know why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 20, 2004, 02:27:18 AM

Why what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 20, 2004, 02:28:19 AM

Who wants to know why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 20, 2004, 02:32:09 AM

Why do you want to know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 20, 2004, 02:35:12 AM

Why should I not want to know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 20, 2004, 02:38:18 AM

Why would you ask me that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 20, 2004, 02:40:16 AM

Does it matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 20, 2004, 03:49:25 AM

Why would you ask me that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 20, 2004, 03:54:11 AM

Why would who ask you what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 20, 2004, 04:00:28 AM

Why would you ask me that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 20, 2004, 04:04:00 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy would you ask me that?

Did you come up with this game-winning strategy all by yourself or did you have help?

Under Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Rules you'd be well mush'd by now.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 20, 2004, 04:38:21 AM

Why havn't I been posting?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Delusion on April 20, 2004, 04:41:29 AM

Quote from: HotsumaWhy havn't I been posting?

Why do you need to ask us that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 20, 2004, 06:19:19 AM

Why ask questions at all?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: moron wang on April 20, 2004, 11:48:40 AM

why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 20, 2004, 05:58:13 PM

isn't that the real question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 20, 2004, 07:02:20 PM

Quote from: Guido FinucciDid you come up with this game-winning strategy all by yourself or did you have help?

I had help, why would you ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 20, 2004, 07:04:10 PM

Yeah, Guido, why would you ask? :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 20, 2004, 08:53:44 PM

Maybe he has forgot?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 20, 2004, 09:30:35 PM

Can't think of a question-

Just wanted to let Evil Commie know that his (her?) avatar is the spiffiest thing I've seen in a while. *gives EC props*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: sakredchao on April 20, 2004, 10:20:51 PM

where is the nearest exit? ...got ki?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: moron wang on April 20, 2004, 11:19:36 PM

got milk?

unvoulentary word association. whos fault is this?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 20, 2004, 11:20:45 PM

Who's line is it, anyway?

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Post by: Bella on April 20, 2004, 11:22:59 PM

Quote from: moron wanggot milk?

unvoulentary word association. whos fault is this?

Nope, got a cookie?

PS: It's my sister's fault.

PPS: It's your line again, Medeo

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 20, 2004, 11:40:39 PM

Wouldn't you like some Krispy Kremes instead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 21, 2004, 01:54:01 AM

ewwwwwwwwwww
why would any one wanna eat those?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 02:22:16 AM

Quote from: Medeo FaboverdaCan't think of a question-

Just wanted to let Evil Commie know that his (her?) avatar is the spiffiest thing I've seen in a while. *gives EC props*

Well thank you much, I think?
Oh yah, name here is Gary

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 02:23:13 AM

Quote from: Malaulewwwwwwwwwww
why would any one wanna eat those?

They stay crunchy even in milk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 02:25:08 AM

I thought it was woodchucks that stayed crunchy in milk?
Isn't that what Thwak's signature says?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 21, 2004, 02:30:58 AM

yeah, but what does Thwack know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 02:37:24 AM

That woodchucks stay crunchy even in milk? what does that make the milk taste like?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 21, 2004, 02:40:43 AM

Quote from: Evil CommieThat woodchucks stay crunchy even in milk? what does that make the milk taste like?

Is that so,ething we reallly wanna know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 21, 2004, 04:24:46 AM

Why would anyone drink coffee?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 21, 2004, 04:26:59 AM

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodhuch could chulk wood?

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Post by: sakredchao on April 21, 2004, 04:40:35 AM

isn't the question, 'how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?'.?

did i just ask two questions at once?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 04:50:56 AM

Can't you count?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 05:15:06 AM

Count what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on April 21, 2004, 06:00:51 AM

Count Chocula?

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Post by: Plaidikins on April 21, 2004, 06:01:59 AM

Dammit. One of these days will I remember to log in BEFORE I post?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 06:03:01 AM

Who?

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Post by: Anonymous on April 21, 2004, 06:03:12 AM

Loggin? What's a loggin?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 06:04:51 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsDammit. One of these days will I remember to log in BEFORE I post?

I did that once, did my post count?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 21, 2004, 06:06:41 AM

Do any of our posts truly count?

No.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 07:36:41 AM

Then why are we counting?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 21, 2004, 09:08:04 AM

I'm not counting, are you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 09:08:35 AM

Do I look like I'm counting?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: moron wang on April 21, 2004, 09:10:50 AM

what does one have to do to look like one is counting?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 21, 2004, 09:10:55 AM

I don't know, does it look like I can see what you're doing magically through the internet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: moron wang on April 21, 2004, 09:11:26 AM

what are the odds of that happening?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 21, 2004, 09:12:56 AM

Who knows. Do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 12:31:20 PM

If I wave my oak walking stick at my monitor maybe I can see too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 12:33:09 PM

Nope, I wonder why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: sakredchao on April 21, 2004, 03:14:07 PM

evil commie, are those really questions?
do statements with questionmarks magically become questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 04:41:48 PM

What time is it when you read this?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on April 21, 2004, 08:54:59 PM

why shows my clock 10 pm?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 21, 2004, 08:59:36 PM

Why the hell doesn't Unistat adopt the fucking Metric system already?

I mean, cripes, it's about time.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 10:53:50 PM

Could it be to complicated for the normal person?

Is this better?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: sakredchao on April 22, 2004, 05:43:02 AM

do bears shit in the woods?
do i?

do you know i hope i didn't offend?
wasn't i only trying to keep this a minor challenge?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 22, 2004, 06:43:08 AM

What's so challenging about being minor?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 22, 2004, 07:55:41 AM

What's so minor about being challenged?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 23, 2004, 10:12:13 PM

Do you think I am challenged?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on April 23, 2004, 11:22:12 PM

do you have to ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 23, 2004, 11:24:05 PM

Quote from: Anonymousdo you have to ask?

that was me...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 23, 2004, 11:33:41 PM

Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Anonymousdo you have to ask?

that was me...

Are you sure? How do I know you weren't lying?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 23, 2004, 11:35:34 PM

How do you know I'm not lying?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 23, 2004, 11:37:07 PM

(GASP)... why would you ask that? What do you know? What have you been told?........

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 23, 2004, 11:38:29 PM

Everything

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 23, 2004, 11:47:23 PM

Was that a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 24, 2004, 01:17:21 AM

Does it matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on April 24, 2004, 01:42:59 AM

wjy is teh screen so blur, wishy and turning around?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 24, 2004, 01:50:07 AM

Did you catch the license number of that post?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 24, 2004, 03:02:34 AM

Quote from: part of the ONEwjy is teh screen so blur, wishy and turning around?

What are you drinking and why arent you sharing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 24, 2004, 06:37:35 AM

Didn't you get any of the Hennsey I spilled into the keyboard?
(http://home.mchsi.com/~evil_commie/cognac.jpg)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2004, 07:50:57 AM

(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25587&stc=1)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 24, 2004, 07:57:38 AM

:shock:
That's not Millie, is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2004, 08:02:05 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom:shock:
That's not Millie, is it?

No. You're not ready for Millie.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 24, 2004, 08:02:56 AM

That bad, huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 24, 2004, 08:04:07 AM

Should I be afraid?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2004, 08:29:48 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat bad, huh?

Cross THIS:

(http://www.btinternet.com/~mark1/serendipity/weird/pictures/pics/jigglin.gif)

With THIS:

(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=24173&stc=1)

Multiply by 1,000.

You now have an approximation of Millie.

Rev Roger,
Should start to realize when he's giving out too much info.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 24, 2004, 08:33:34 AM

OMG! Can we just forget I even asked?

makes me glad I didn't buy those oreos today, after all.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2004, 09:06:38 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOMG! Can we just forget I even asked?

makes me glad I didn't buy those oreos today, after all.

No, you are stuck with those images for life.

My bad.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 24, 2004, 09:32:30 AM

how come roger doesnt have to play by the rules?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 24, 2004, 03:21:11 PM

You actually expect a subgenius to play by the rules?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 24, 2004, 03:35:38 PM

Are you mad, woman?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 24, 2004, 05:08:32 PM

Are all women mad or just fuck'n crazy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 24, 2004, 05:24:06 PM

How about both?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 24, 2004, 10:27:50 PM

If I accept this answer, do you promise not to go crazy on me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 24, 2004, 11:54:10 PM

You really think that's a promise she could keep?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2004, 12:38:03 AM

Quote from: Malaulhow come roger doesnt have to play by the rules?

Because I'm RICK JAMES, dammit!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 25, 2004, 02:49:05 AM

Quote from: Malaria test subject #777You really think that's a promise she could keep?

What, precisely, is her motivation to keep the promise, given that you already believe she won't?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 25, 2004, 02:55:09 PM

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 25, 2004, 03:25:22 PM

Где fuck будет мои сигареты?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on April 25, 2004, 03:26:13 PM

Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?

uhmm, care to say that in english?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on April 25, 2004, 11:04:20 PM

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?

you think he might if you give him coffee?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 25, 2004, 11:43:05 PM

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?

My Russian is a little rusty but I think it says "Where the fuck are my cigarettes?" or something like that.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on April 26, 2004, 02:42:07 AM

when will it end?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 26, 2004, 03:07:13 AM

Don't you know it wont?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2004, 04:35:21 AM

Who will turn off the Roger device?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on April 26, 2004, 04:38:43 AM

could I?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 26, 2004, 04:39:19 AM

Should you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on April 26, 2004, 04:40:35 AM

Do I really want to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 26, 2004, 05:26:45 AM

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?

Where the Fuck are my cigarettes? <<<Russian

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 26, 2004, 05:34:14 AM

Why do you need them?

*Is obviously hiding something behind her back but pretending she isn't*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2004, 06:26:42 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy do you need them?

*Is obviously hiding something behind her back but pretending she isn't*

Why do you want me to flip out?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 26, 2004, 06:36:33 AM

What makes you think I want that?

*Looks innocent*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 28, 2004, 09:50:57 AM

Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777You really think that's a promise she could keep?
What, precisely, is her motivation to keep the promise, given that you already believe she won't?

There wouldn't be any motivation at all, would there? :twisted:
Which means I don't have to keep that promise, do I?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on April 28, 2004, 05:29:10 PM

where are we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2004, 05:35:29 PM

Where aren't we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: sakredchao on April 28, 2004, 06:39:17 PM

Quote

where are we?

what is that smell?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 28, 2004, 06:59:58 PM

Are you accusing me of something? :x

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2004, 07:07:16 PM

Why, is there something you're hiding?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on April 28, 2004, 07:43:16 PM

Are you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on April 28, 2004, 09:48:36 PM

ARE YOU STARING AT MY NECK?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2004, 10:03:48 PM

What are you so worried about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 28, 2004, 10:50:43 PM

Could the price of bottled water get any more expensive?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2004, 11:09:32 PM

Couldn't you just drink from the tap?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 28, 2004, 11:36:58 PM

Don't all commies live in Mehiko?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on April 29, 2004, 04:39:59 AM

maybe. Why do you ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 01, 2004, 05:12:18 AM

If I left a trail of breadcrumbs behind me, who would follow?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 01, 2004, 05:47:03 AM

Why are you looking at me like that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2004, 07:03:45 AM

Hey! Who left this trail of breadcrumbs on the ground?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 01, 2004, 09:29:24 PM

Bella! Never follow the breadcrumb trail! Haven't you learned anything from fairy tales?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2004, 09:41:01 PM

I know, I know......Mama said "Never follow the trail of breadcrumbs!"
But how is one supposed to resist the irresistable lure of curiousity?
Or of chocolate icecream with dustings of deity?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on May 02, 2004, 03:20:56 AM

aye?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 02, 2004, 11:06:51 AM

WHEN WILL THE BURNING STOP!?!?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 02, 2004, 04:14:01 PM

How many sesame seeds are there on a hamburger bun?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 02, 2004, 05:08:39 PM

Quote from: HotsumaWHEN WILL THE BURNING STOP!?!?!?!?

havent you taken your medication for that yet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 03, 2004, 11:38:27 PM

Am I the only one that noticed Penumbral?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 04, 2004, 01:45:01 AM

WEll, did you have anything to say to him? Neither did we.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 01:46:53 AM

Why burn when you can fly?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2004, 09:31:17 AM

What if in middle of flight I start to burn?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 09:32:37 AM

Quote from: AnonymousWhat if in middle of flight I start to burn?

You won't. you will be okay. I promise.

Why did I just write a sentence and not a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on May 04, 2004, 09:33:32 AM

Quote from: AnonymousWhat if in middle of flight I start to burn?

Damn it I need to remember to sign in.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 09:33:52 AM

What if I murderate the guest?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on May 04, 2004, 09:37:26 AM

why would you do that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 09:39:57 AM

Who really can say?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 09:46:47 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWho really can say?

How could you murder someone who cooks with chili peppers.......many different sorts of chili peppers?

And who will believe me when I tell you that a duck just ran down the middle of the street in front of my house?!?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 09:51:23 AM

Can I answer that?

(But I'll believe you.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 09:54:24 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCCan I answer that?

(But I'll believe you.)

(okay then.....a duck just ran quacking down the middle of the road in front of my house. And then a minute later, it ran back again.)

If not you, then who else could answer that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 09:57:14 AM

How can I murderate?

And what will be done with all those tools I gave the two of you?

And was that duck the white 'afflack' duck?

Title: Lazy Papessa
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 10:10:29 AM

Nope....it looks like a mallard and it just ran past again.

Weird. I wonder what it wants?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 10:20:51 AM

Have you asked it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 04, 2004, 02:45:44 PM

If you do not ask for whom the duck quacks, does it quack for you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 04, 2004, 02:50:24 PM

Doesn't the duck quack for Elenore?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 04, 2004, 02:54:42 PM

Is Elemore a woodchuck?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 03:02:58 PM

Quote from: Rev ThwackDoesn't the duck quack for Elenore?

Would Elenore stay crunchy in milk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 04, 2004, 03:25:20 PM

Would Rev. Thwack stay crunchy in milk? (Or has this question been asked before?)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 04, 2004, 03:35:01 PM

was I ever crunchy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 04:10:14 PM

Quote from: Rev Thwackwas I ever crunchy?

You ever bathe in milk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 04, 2004, 04:21:30 PM

Is that a trick question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 04:22:12 PM

You know me pretty well, don't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 04, 2004, 04:34:11 PM

How else would you explain what's been happening?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 04:35:59 PM

It defies all other explanation, doesn't it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 04, 2004, 04:56:56 PM

Would SssBella, Oracle of Doom stay crunchy in tequila?

(I am sorry, I would call you Bella, but we haven't been formally introduced. My tux is at the cleaners.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 04:59:41 PM

Quote from: gnimbleyWould SssBella, Oracle of Doom stay crunchy in tequila?

(I am sorry, I would call you Bella, but we haven't been formally introduced. My tux is at the cleaners.)

Hmmm......would I?
Only one way to find out, isn't there? :twisted:

(That's okay, I kind of like the name SssBella)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Penumbral on May 04, 2004, 05:55:38 PM

when?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 07:20:14 PM

when what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 04, 2004, 09:26:13 PM

Where?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 04, 2004, 09:30:01 PM

Who?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on May 04, 2004, 09:50:18 PM

why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 04, 2004, 10:15:35 PM

gleep?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 04, 2004, 11:32:05 PM

Cheese?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 04, 2004, 11:33:42 PM

creamy cheesy?

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 04, 2004, 11:43:19 PM

cheesy creamy?

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Post by: Malaul on May 04, 2004, 11:43:53 PM

BAGLESSSSSSSS?

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 04, 2004, 11:46:31 PM

Was that a question?

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Post by: Malaul on May 04, 2004, 11:47:50 PM

Anyone else think Pla!dy here needs new goggles?

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Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 12:14:18 AM

Quote from: MalaulBAGLESSSSSSSS?

You're starting to hisss, Sweetie.
Been hanging around me too long, haven't you?

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Post by: Malaul on May 05, 2004, 12:28:05 AM

what are you trying to ssssssssssay?

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Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 12:31:57 AM

You really had to assssk that, Malaul? :?

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Post by: Malaul on May 05, 2004, 12:40:44 AM

guesssssssssssss that wasssssssss a ssssssssssssssssstupid quesssssssssssstion eh?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 02:35:41 AM

What would happn if vryon wrot in -Prim?

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Post by: Malaul on May 05, 2004, 02:36:53 AM

I think it would b vry annoying

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 05, 2004, 05:28:54 AM

Quote from: MalaulAnyone else think Pla!dy here needs new goggles?

Can I have the cool avaitor goggles?

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Post by: Malaul on May 05, 2004, 02:59:40 PM

do you know where to find them?
but what if the goggles break, and they do nothing?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 03:46:29 PM

Plaidikins, have you ever considered hot pink cat's-eye glasses with embossed rhinestones?

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Post by: DJRubberducky on May 05, 2004, 03:47:51 PM

Oooh, where can I get some of those?

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Post by: Malaul on May 05, 2004, 04:04:12 PM

when they tell you will you lemme know too?

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 05, 2004, 04:26:29 PM

Quote from: MedeoPlaidikins, have you ever considered hot pink cat's-eye glasses with embossed rhinestones?

I actually have some, but they don't have the rhinestones...

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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2004, 07:16:26 PM

Hey, does that look like a question to you?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 08:53:42 PM

Does this smell like a javabean to you?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 05, 2004, 09:15:22 PM

Ah, who doesn't like the smell of javabeans jelled with napalm in the morning?

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Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 09:18:01 PM

Which napalm/java bean supply house do you use?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 09:26:01 PM

You ever heard of Has-Beans?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 05, 2004, 10:21:39 PM

Can I now have my liver back please???

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Post by: DJRubberducky on May 05, 2004, 10:50:35 PM

How did I end up with your liver?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 05, 2004, 10:51:53 PM

Didn¬¥t you loose yours on Mardi Gras?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 11:03:49 PM

Dragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 05, 2004, 11:06:08 PM

Quote from: Wenchmaster KHey, does that look like a question to you?

Oh, it was supposed to be, wasn't it?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 11:12:02 PM

But aren't rules made to be broken anyhow?

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Post by: illusion on May 05, 2004, 11:31:52 PM

And who cares about the rules, anyway?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 06, 2004, 12:22:01 AM

Rules? There are rules? What ever for?

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Post by: Malaul on May 06, 2004, 02:30:48 AM

Quote from: MedeoDragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?

awwwwwwwww
Isnt that cute?

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 06, 2004, 03:40:06 AM

What?

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Post by: Malaul on May 06, 2004, 03:42:42 AM

I thought it was cute, whatcha gonan do?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 09:39:38 AM

Quote from: MedeoDragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?

better then you, but do you know I¬¥m only partly back (fasing in-out)?

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Post by: Malaul on May 06, 2004, 09:58:33 AM

do you mean phasing?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 10:05:52 AM

Quote from: Malauldo you mean phasing?

yes, smartass, laughing at the non-native speakers again hey?

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Post by: Malaul on May 06, 2004, 10:06:39 AM

Me?
NO, what ever made you think that?

::halo::

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 10:07:31 AM

Quote from: MalaulMe?
NO, what ever made you think that?

::halo::

I should start getting english right don¬¥t you think?

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Post by: DJRubberducky on May 06, 2004, 02:52:52 PM

I suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 03:12:12 PM

Quote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?

ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)

I¬¥m sometimes in different fora at once and I¬¥m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 06, 2004, 03:58:40 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: MedeoDragen, does Malaul know you're back yet?

better then you, but do you know I¬¥m only partly back (fasing in-out)?

Did you know that my back has green and chartreuse hair growing out of it?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 04:03:53 PM

Quote from: MedeoDid you know that my back has green and chartreuse hair growing out of it?

No, did you think I WANTED to know that? :shock:

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Post by: gnimbley on May 06, 2004, 04:09:12 PM

Where is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 04:12:43 PM

Quote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D

whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 06, 2004, 04:17:15 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D

whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?

I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?

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Post by: Bella on May 06, 2004, 04:26:39 PM

Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D

whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?

I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?

I don't want to worry you, BUT......

my friend, Angus Thermopile pulled the yellow tip several months ago......
he hasn't been back to this forum since. :shock:

And.......he won't say what happened to him when he pulled it.....in fact....
Angus doesn't say much of anything these days.

And......I noticed that Angus is now telling everyone that he's an "accordian" as opposed to a "discordian."

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 04:39:03 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D

whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?

I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?
I don't want to worry you, BUT......

my friend, Angus Thermopile pulled the yellow tip several months ago......
he hasn't been back to this forum since. :shock:

And.......he won't say what happened to him when he pulled it.....in fact....
Angus doesn't say much of anything these days.

And......I noticed that Angus is now telling everyone that he's an "accordian" as opposed to a "discordian."

as long as it isn¬¥t a cavaty search

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Post by: gnimbley on May 06, 2004, 05:28:07 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?

ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)

I¬¥m sometimes in different fora at once and I¬¥m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.

Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 05:35:16 PM

Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?

ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)

I¬¥m sometimes in different fora at once and I¬¥m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.

Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?

you south-African (Afrikaans) or just being dutch and pulling my leg?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 06, 2004, 06:33:12 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?

ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)

I¬¥m sometimes in different fora at once and I¬¥m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.

Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?

you south-African (Afrikaans) or just being dutch and pulling my leg?

Law of the Under Ground

Rule #724

"No gnomes never gave no straight answer to no question, no way, no how."

Try This (http://www.babblefish.com/babblefish/language_webt.htm)

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Post by: gnimbley on May 06, 2004, 08:45:48 PM

Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: gnimbleyWhere is the yellow tip, anyway? May I pull it? Please? Please? :D

whats a yellow tip (like a q-tip but yellow?)?

I don't know, It's driving me crazy. Where's the yellow tip? And why am I not supposed to pull on it?

Sorry. I found it. Silly me. Tsk, tsk.

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 08:46:36 PM

Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: DJRubberduckyI suppose it's a sad reflection of modern Internet culture that I have to ask this, but is English not your primary language?

ehm....no, well in this forum sure.....but the myth of "English becomming the number one language due to the existence of the internet" has been proven wrong. that was only in the beginning age of the net when most (say 99 procent) was english.....now the number of other languages and their importance are gaining ground (french, spanish, arab, chinese,....)

I¬¥m sometimes in different fora at once and I¬¥m obliged to switch between german, english and dutch.

Ik weet, verhuur ons iedereen prat in slecht vertaalde Nederlands. Zou dat plezier niet zijn?

you south-African (Afrikaans) or just being dutch and pulling my leg?

Law of the Under Ground

Rule #724

"No gnomes never gave no straight answer to no question, no way, no how."

Try This (http://www.babblefish.com/babblefish/language_webt.htm)

does this remind anyone else of David Bowie¬¥s song about a weird litle Gnome?

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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 06, 2004, 08:50:48 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
my friend, Angus Thermopile

You didn't perchance take that name from a particular series of books by Stephen R. Donaldson?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 06, 2004, 09:18:04 PM

Why is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?

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Post by: Bella on May 06, 2004, 09:19:31 PM

Quote from: Wenchmaster K
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
my friend, Angus Thermopile

You didn't perchance take that name from a particular series of books by Stephen R. Donaldson?

Nope, I wonder if that's where Angus got if from?

He's a real person. I didn't make him up.

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 06, 2004, 09:23:41 PM

Do you think there should be less lettuce on the Angus?

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Post by: Malaul on May 06, 2004, 10:02:51 PM

is pulling the yellow tip anything like pulling the finger

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 06, 2004, 11:53:05 PM

Why does nobody love me

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Post by: Anonymous on May 07, 2004, 04:45:12 AM

I Love You, though it kinda makes me feel gay

Does that make you feel better

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Post by: Anonymous on May 07, 2004, 04:45:48 AM

I Love You, though it kinda makes me feel gay

Does that make you feel better?

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Post by: Trollax on May 07, 2004, 05:51:39 AM

Does it make you feel scared that you don't even know who just propositioned you?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 07, 2004, 06:58:46 AM

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 07, 2004, 12:03:40 PM

Quote from: MedeoWhy is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?

Because it's fun to make your head spin around like a broken bobble-head

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 07, 2004, 02:57:07 PM

Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: MedeoWhy is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?

Because it's fun to make your head spin around like a broken bobble-head

Anyone ever hear of Medeo?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 07, 2004, 04:13:02 PM

Touch?©

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Post by: Das Raddiche on May 07, 2004, 04:19:57 PM

::spews on the touche'::

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 07, 2004, 04:20:38 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: MedeoWhy is it that everyone on these fora make endless references to people I've never heard of?

Because it's fun to make your head spin around like a broken bobble-head

Anyone ever hear of Medeo?

Ummm...hello?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 07, 2004, 04:22:43 PM

Does anyone else think we need to change the subject?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 07, 2004, 04:23:40 PM

Did you see the monkey on her back?

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Post by: Bella on May 07, 2004, 04:24:02 PM

What should we change it to?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 07, 2004, 04:33:20 PM

Did you see the purple Dinosaur on Medeo's back?

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Post by: Bella on May 07, 2004, 04:44:50 PM

Ummm.....nope....is it a tattoo?
Or a real live dinosaur?

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Post by: mobbing on May 07, 2004, 05:25:28 PM

is it barney?
medeo=barney?

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Post by: DJRubberducky on May 07, 2004, 05:29:44 PM

Why am I getting this image of a childish purple dinosaur in chainmail and wielding a broadsword? :D

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 07, 2004, 05:41:52 PM

How long have you been awake?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 07, 2004, 09:20:36 PM

Or rather, how much did you inhale?

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Post by: DJRubberducky on May 07, 2004, 09:50:20 PM

Hey man, you know how high the nitrogen concentration is in our atmosphere, right? :D

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 07, 2004, 10:37:47 PM

Why do we need to know that?

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Post by: DJRubberducky on May 07, 2004, 10:43:04 PM

I guess the general population on this board knows the difference between nitrogen and nitrous oxide, hm?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 07, 2004, 10:43:50 PM

Possibly. But who wants to care?

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Post by: Malaul on May 07, 2004, 11:39:10 PM

DOenst it have somethign to do with Molocules?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 07, 2004, 11:43:05 PM

Or physicallistics?

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Post by: Malaul on May 07, 2004, 11:57:46 PM

or physikallistics

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 07, 2004, 11:58:23 PM

Kallistics, it's what's for dinner.

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Post by: Malaul on May 07, 2004, 11:59:21 PM

are Kallistics anything like fishsticks?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 12:01:53 AM

Quote from: Malaulare Kallistics anything like fishsticks?

I dunno, but I'll work on a recipe.

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Post by: Malaul on May 08, 2004, 12:13:59 AM

good diea, but wouldt it be any good?
and who would wanna eat it?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 12:15:43 AM

Quote from: Malaulgood diea, but wouldt it be any good?
and who would wanna eat it?

It would be good.

You all would try it, woncha?

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Post by: Malaul on May 08, 2004, 12:22:21 AM

Nuh huh
not me
EW

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 12:27:17 AM

It'll have caffeine in it.

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Post by: Malaul on May 08, 2004, 12:47:51 AM

oh gods
thats awful
but
but
caffeine?

Ohhhhh

OH THE HORROR!!!!

DECISIONS!!
::cracks::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 01:02:11 AM

All Hail Caffeinatrix!!!!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 08, 2004, 01:04:23 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 01:53:17 AM

No one ever hails me :(

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 01:54:27 AM

Hail Medeo!

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 01:55:43 AM

Thanks Hugh :) I needed that

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 01:56:31 AM

Hail Medeo for needing hailing!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 02:10:03 AM

Hail everyone!

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 02:13:33 AM

All Hail the Black Panthers!!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 02:18:39 AM

Err... I'm a bit too white for that one

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 02:22:29 AM

Quote from: MedeoErr... I'm a bit too white for that one

They weren't ant-white, just anti-cracker.

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 02:38:05 AM

Oh. Then by all means, Hail the Black Panthers!

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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 08, 2004, 02:38:56 AM

Isn't this supposed to be questions only?

Then again, does it even matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 02:39:41 AM

Quote from: Wenchmaster KIsn't this supposed to be questions only?

Then again, does it even matter?

Questions? WTF are those?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 02:49:36 AM

Child: Dad, what's a dictionary?
Father: I dunno, look it up!

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 02:50:46 AM

WTF is a dictionary and why should we care?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 02:56:10 AM

Exactly! Hail Eris, friend!

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 02:57:06 AM

Quote from: MedeoExactly! Hail Eris, friend!

What is a team of monkeys? And why do they work around the clock?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 03:11:56 AM

And why would they try to type out Shakespeare?

For that matter, who IS Shakespeare?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 03:13:29 AM

And why do we even speak English? WTF is up with that?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 03:29:24 AM

Cxu mi ja parolas la Anglan?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 03:30:27 AM

Quote from: MedeoCxu mi ja parolas la Anglan?

Quoi? Je t'entend pas

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 03:38:55 AM

Je ris chaque fois que je regarde ta visage.

Les singes sont chouettes... et n'oubliez pas les gateaux. Mais dois-je rester au lit? J'ai acquis un roc!

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 03:42:51 AM

Ouaiiiiiiis!!!!

Moi, aussi.

Mais tout est a ma convient maintenant...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 03:56:42 AM

If I may interrupt for a moment...

Well, boys and girls, we're nearing the 100th page of my little Questions Only game and I wanted to take this time to thank all of you for making this possible. We've had some hearty laughs, some heated conflicts- even an intelligent thought now and then.

To my knowledge, this is the third longest-running topic on the whole site, after Three Word Story and Word Association. I couldn't have asked for a bigger response- and if I did, well, then I would just be a greedy asshat, wouldn't I?

So, here's to all of you, and to another 100 pages. You've all been so great.

::butters a toast to everyone and everything::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 03:58:50 AM

All Hail Medeo!!!!!

And Hail Eris now, of course, before she gets pissed.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 08, 2004, 04:03:48 AM

I like toast, don't you?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 04:06:34 AM

At what point does bread become toast?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 04:06:42 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI like toast, don't you?

Why, yes I do.

You said 'toast'.

::Throws toast at Bella::

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Post by: Bella on May 08, 2004, 04:07:34 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI like toast, don't you?

Why, yes I do.

You said 'toast'.

::Throws toast at Bella::

FOOD FIGHT!

::Throws buttered toast with jam at Hugh::

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 04:08:48 AM

::eats toast::

::Throws tequila bottle at Bella::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 04:11:08 AM

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::confetti & such::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 04:12:02 AM

Praise Eris and pass the tequila!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 08, 2004, 04:15:41 AM

Quote from: Medeo*100 PAGES*

(http://www.digi-hound.com/wp/img_wp3/wp_fireworks_dual3.jpg)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 04:16:20 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW-YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
HOOOOOOOOO-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 08, 2004, 04:17:24 AM

oops. Little big, isn't it? Sorry.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 08, 2004, 04:19:00 AM

Nothing's too big.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 04:20:23 AM

Quote from: gnimbleyoops. Little big, isn't it? Sorry.

No prob, I'm beyond flattered anyhow :)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 08, 2004, 04:23:42 AM

Shh shh! Not now, son! I'm making.... TOAST!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on May 12, 2004, 05:03:40 AM

Will someone help me count to 100?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 12, 2004, 05:14:28 AM

In what language?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 12, 2004, 06:04:42 AM

Shouldn't that be, "in which language"? </grammar nazi>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 12, 2004, 06:12:18 AM

Quote from: Guido FinucciShouldn't that be, "in which language"? </grammar nazi>

Shouldn't "Grammar Nazi" be capitalized? </asshat>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 12, 2004, 06:24:15 AM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Guido FinucciShouldn't that be, "in which language"? </grammar nazi>

Shouldn't "Grammar Nazi" be capitalized? </asshat>

Haven't you read the XHTML reccomendations that state all tags should be in lower case? </ditto>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 12, 2004, 06:27:32 AM

Should I have read those? </egg on face>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 12, 2004, 02:12:03 PM

The hell? </confusion>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 12, 2004, 05:38:00 PM

Didn't you get the message? </instigation>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 12, 2004, 06:15:07 PM

You mean there was a message?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 12, 2004, 07:24:49 PM

Perhaps it was supposed to be a massage instead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 12, 2004, 08:53:44 PM

Perhaps Bella would like a massage? :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 12, 2004, 11:18:17 PM

why is it always yellow?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 12, 2004, 11:23:18 PM

The Banana Guard, you mean?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 13, 2004, 09:18:53 PM

you think he meant his piss?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 13, 2004, 10:24:18 PM

Who got pissed?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 13, 2004, 10:27:35 PM

did you see the piss on your legs?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 13, 2004, 10:27:40 PM

why am I so wet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 13, 2004, 10:52:03 PM

Were you standing too close to Dragen?

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Post by: mobbing on May 13, 2004, 10:55:36 PM

will this have any bad long-term effects?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 13, 2004, 10:55:48 PM

Can there be another answer?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 13, 2004, 11:01:50 PM

Do we really need any more questions?

(Not that I'm trying to stop the game, mind you...)

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 13, 2004, 11:02:42 PM

any reason you ask that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 13, 2004, 11:05:15 PM

Quote from: MedeoDo we really need any more questions?

(Not that I'm trying to stop the game, mind you...)

aren't there too many answers in this universe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 13, 2004, 11:07:50 PM

What is the universal Question~Answer ratio?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 14, 2004, 12:25:24 AM

1687354684657654681687354684 : 1

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 14, 2004, 03:20:10 AM

was that a question?

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Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 14, 2004, 03:31:46 AM

why do my feet smell like feet?

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Post by: Malaul on May 14, 2004, 03:37:04 AM

cause they're supossed to?

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Post by: Bella on May 14, 2004, 04:25:33 AM

I wonder what they would smell like if they didn't smell like feet?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 14, 2004, 05:02:54 AM

What is the smell of one foot sweating?

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Post by: Malaul on May 14, 2004, 12:06:22 PM

jkust a little bit less stinky than normal

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 14, 2004, 05:59:40 PM

Are you sure?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 14, 2004, 06:17:59 PM

Do I look sure to you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 14, 2004, 06:46:10 PM

Would you buy a used car from Richard Nixon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 14, 2004, 06:46:58 PM

You expect me to talk to that stiff?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 14, 2004, 07:55:19 PM

What the hell is up with your avatar?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 14, 2004, 07:57:03 PM

who's avatar?

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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 14, 2004, 07:57:42 PM

Medeo's?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 14, 2004, 08:00:23 PM

you don't know who you're talking about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 14, 2004, 09:12:38 PM

why did the avatar cross the bbs?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 14, 2004, 09:14:29 PM

why oh why did the chicken cross the street?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 14, 2004, 09:18:07 PM

Quote from: Joe MusashiWhat the hell is up with your avatar?

En't you ever viddied this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005ATQB/qid=1084565720/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1__i1_xgl74/002-4736171-1072005?v=glance&s=dvd) malenky piece of sinny, droog?

(Speaking of which, someone respond to my "Nadsat" thread in Linguistics. Please?!)

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 14, 2004, 09:19:04 PM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Joe MusashiWhat the hell is up with your avatar?

En't you ever viddied this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005ATQB/qid=1084565720/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1__i1_xgl74/002-4736171-1072005?v=glance&s=dvd) malenky piece of sinny, droog?

(Speaking of which, someone respond to my "Nadsat" thread in Linguistics. Please?!)

movie a must droog.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 14, 2004, 09:20:59 PM

Yeah, who wouldn't want to see a guy bludgeon an old woman to death with a giant ceramic wang?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 15, 2004, 05:31:22 PM

Like you would've been able to miss it?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 09:31:54 PM

not like: are you a beethoven fan?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 15, 2004, 09:36:51 PM

Can you see what they did to his eyes?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 09:40:42 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisCan you see what they did to his eyes?

to beethovens eyes? Wasn¬¥t it his ears?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 15, 2004, 09:56:57 PM

you didn't see that huge dog running down the street?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 10:02:52 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisyou didn't see that huge dog running down the street?

Was that men¬¥s best friend or cujo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Unbound Wrench on May 15, 2004, 10:03:19 PM

stupid question.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 10:05:11 PM

Quote from: Unbound Wrenchstupid question.

ehm, that happens when NOT ASKING a question no?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 15, 2004, 10:05:37 PM

can a question be stupid or is there just no answer for a such a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 10:06:59 PM

Don¬¥t teachers usually say "that¬¥s a stupid question" after having proclaimed "there are no stupid question" in order to falsifie the given statement?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 15, 2004, 10:08:26 PM

wouldn't you think i would know about it if this were true?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 10:35:24 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswouldn't you think i would know about it if this were true?

Wouldn¬¥t you do that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 15, 2004, 10:43:21 PM

You don't think I could do better?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 10:44:35 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisYou don't think I could do better?

as a matter of fact i do, so what would you do for example?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 15, 2004, 10:51:06 PM

have you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 15, 2004, 10:52:18 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?

no, whats that with americans and torture all the time? (....I sooooooo gotta get an american girlfriend)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 15, 2004, 10:59:00 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?

no, whats that with americans and torture all the time? (....I sooooooo gotta get an american girlfriend)

Would you believe I got it from a book by some Europeon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 16, 2004, 03:38:43 AM

Do Europeans have access to that kind of technology?

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Post by: Malaul on May 16, 2004, 06:02:52 AM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you ever heard of the ginger beer torture?

no, whats that with americans and torture all the time? (....I sooooooo gotta get an american girlfriend)

you think youre so smart dontcha?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2004, 11:35:58 PM

Does anyone else find WalMart incredibly depressing?

I foolishly went there for some plants and some peanuts and a new headset because it's the only place in town where I could get all those things in one stop. But everyone there was looking stressed and I came away feeling out of sorts.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 16, 2004, 11:48:30 PM

Do you need a hug, Bella?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2004, 11:49:36 PM

Yes, can I have one please?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 17, 2004, 12:31:46 AM

::hugs Bella::

Feel better?

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Post by: illusion on May 17, 2004, 12:38:27 AM

Much better. How did you know I needed that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2004, 12:39:12 AM

Why did you steal my hug?
Give it back. :evil:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 17, 2004, 12:39:42 AM

Sorry....here you go.

Happy now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2004, 12:40:56 AM

Yes. Don't do that again, okay?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 17, 2004, 12:41:25 AM

Is anyone ever happy?

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Post by: Bella on May 17, 2004, 12:42:34 AM

I'm momentarily happy, how about you?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 17, 2004, 12:42:49 AM

With an avatar like yours, how could they be?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 17, 2004, 12:44:19 AM

My avatar has ruined my taste for Beethoven...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 17, 2004, 12:49:35 AM

Why do you keep it, then?

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 17, 2004, 12:56:48 AM

Why has Medeo been tasting Beethoven, anyway?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 17, 2004, 01:16:28 AM

Has he been tasting Beethoven's Fifth?

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Post by: illusion on May 17, 2004, 01:23:48 AM

You don't think he's coming to taste my fifth (of vodka), do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 17, 2004, 01:27:11 AM

ANy one wanna share my absinthe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 17, 2004, 02:33:33 AM

What year is it?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 17, 2004, 04:08:34 AM

Is it vintage 4176?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 17, 2004, 04:28:20 PM

Is it true that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 17, 2004, 05:05:59 PM

Where did you hear that?

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 17, 2004, 06:20:14 PM

Yeah?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 17, 2004, 08:23:33 PM

wanna make someting of it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 17, 2004, 08:42:29 PM

make what of what?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 17, 2004, 08:43:38 PM

First base?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 17, 2004, 11:37:17 PM

Can someone explain that whole 'bases' thing to me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 17, 2004, 11:37:46 PM

Seriously?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 17, 2004, 11:42:08 PM

Well, do you get extra points for being upside-down?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 05:21:50 AM

You're asking me?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 18, 2004, 05:28:30 AM

If you don't know, why are you butting in on the conversation?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 05:30:53 AM

Would you believe I'm taking notes?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 18, 2004, 05:52:23 AM

Can you take notes quietly?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 05:55:44 AM

If I take notes loudly but nobody hears it, is it really that loud?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 18, 2004, 06:19:22 AM

Since I can hear you taking notes from here don't you think that question is a little moot?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 06:25:06 AM

Since we're no longer talking about the topic in question, does it matter how I take notes on it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 18, 2004, 06:34:04 AM

Don't you think this topic would get back on track if you'd just stop interrupting with your note taking?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 06:44:00 AM

Is there really a track to get back on?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 18, 2004, 06:44:48 AM

Would you two please stop bickering and carry on with whatever you were doing in the first place?

Or not. Just as you please.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 06:52:43 AM

Were we bickering? I didn't notice...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 18, 2004, 06:53:04 AM

Did you really think we were bickering?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 18, 2004, 07:01:42 AM

Nope just said it to get your attention.
Did it work?

Good.....carry on.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Tumani Le Arch Laziness on May 18, 2004, 01:45:28 PM

have you derailed my train of thought, or crashed my automobile of wisdom? whats wrong with you people? are you CRAZY!? -grin-

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 18, 2004, 03:26:57 PM

Do you need a minute to realize how ridiculous that question is, given which boards you're posting on?

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Post by: Das Raddiche on May 18, 2004, 03:29:25 PM

Quote from: Tumani Le Arch Lazinesshave you derailed my train of thought, or crashed my automobile of wisdom? whats wrong with you people? are you CRAZY!? -grin-

Thank You Captain Obvious! :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 18, 2004, 06:02:35 PM

Who is this Captain Obvious I keep hearing about?

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Post by: Bella on May 18, 2004, 08:51:49 PM

I totally misread that the first time.
I thought we were talking about Captain Oblivious. :roll:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 09:00:22 PM

Have you ever seen Oblivious (the game show you don't even know you're on)?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 18, 2004, 09:06:48 PM

I haven't. Is it good?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 09:09:39 PM

It is. The host seems to have no social phobiae whatsoever- he'll embarass himself and everyone else in any way he can for our amusement :twisted:

And now, I will end this sentence with a question mark so as to keep the game going?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 18, 2004, 10:06:33 PM

If that is all it takes then I can do it, too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 19, 2004, 07:21:17 AM

Yeah, that's the spirit?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2004, 07:38:00 AM

Hooray! I used to be uncomfortable posting in this thread until you pointed that out?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 19, 2004, 08:15:19 AM

I still feel uncomfortable posting to this thread?

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Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2004, 08:22:41 AM

I know what you mean. It's like I'm being watched?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 19, 2004, 08:32:32 AM

and everyone seems so judgemental?

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Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2004, 08:34:15 AM

as though they can see me in my underwear?
Hey... I think this webcam thing is still on?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 19, 2004, 08:37:15 AM

Now you are just all up ons?

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Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2004, 08:38:52 AM

no. but I do want to hide in this footlocker for a few weeks?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 19, 2004, 08:40:09 AM

Okay then. I do hope it isn't too cramped?

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Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2004, 08:44:28 AM

fridge, jacquzzi, balcony, hifi, ,plasma screen. I'm amazed I didn't move in here sooner?

Care to explain what all up ons is?

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Post by: Guido Finucci on May 19, 2004, 09:16:19 AM

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDCare to explain what all up ons is?

Have you not seen Teen Girl Squad?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2004, 09:25:09 AM

Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDCare to explain what all up ons is?

Have you not seen Teen Girl Squad?

No. Never. I'm not a very TV-watching person?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 19, 2004, 10:48:22 AM

It isn't on TV?

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Post by: Rev Thwack on May 19, 2004, 12:32:17 PM

doesn't it have something to do with flying toasters from an alternate reality and their kooky adventures with mustard?

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Post by: illusion on May 19, 2004, 03:32:08 PM

Did you ever have dreams that you couldn't quite remember, and yet the overall mood or theme of those dreams haunted you all day?

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Post by: Rev Thwack on May 19, 2004, 03:40:17 PM

once or twice, but then again it's not unusual for me to be horney as hell all day.

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Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 05:08:00 PM

Poor Thwack, no one to torture today?

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Post by: illusion on May 19, 2004, 05:13:47 PM

Yeah, Thwack. Why do you assume my dream was sexual in nature?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 07:37:24 PM

can any one answer that?

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Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 07:39:15 PM

anyone?
anyone?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 07:41:52 PM

I seen that twice didn't I?

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Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 08:12:21 PM

Iunno
didja?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:13:06 PM

isthatarealword?

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Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 08:14:18 PM

Iunno issit?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:16:30 PM

you think you have me on this one?

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Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 08:24:14 PM

possibly?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:26:08 PM

can't be to sure about that one can you?

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Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 08:29:54 PM

me?
Sure about soemthing?
ARe you kidding?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:31:20 PM

do I look like I'm kidding?

do I have to turn this car around?

you know what it means If I have to turn this car around?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 08:40:52 PM

no, but will ya tell me?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:42:25 PM

have you heard of the iron maiden?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2004, 08:42:57 PM

Iunno, what is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:43:41 PM

You know I was asking cause I wanted to know don't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 19, 2004, 08:45:20 PM

Nope, you think I'm some kind of mind reader or something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:45:49 PM

you're not?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 19, 2004, 08:46:01 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishave you heard of the iron maiden?

(http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/caricatures/maggie.jpg)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:46:50 PM

what the hell was that?

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Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 08:47:03 PM

ANy one got bleach?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:50:13 PM

don't you think thats nirvana's best album?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 08:51:34 PM

...?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 19, 2004, 08:52:53 PM

Cat got your tongue?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 09:05:45 PM

foamy?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 19, 2004, 09:30:51 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisCat got your tongue?

Funny that you were talking about Nirvana just prior to that...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 19, 2004, 09:32:57 PM

I dont get it
can you explain?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on May 20, 2004, 04:36:38 AM

What the hell have I been missing?

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Post by: Bella on May 20, 2004, 04:45:50 AM

You've missed a lot!

How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 04:48:38 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou've missed a lot!

How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.

I LOVE Nepali food!!!!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on May 20, 2004, 04:56:05 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou've missed a lot!

How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.

I LOVE Nepali food!!!!!!

did you say Na Pali food? Roasted Skaarj was always my favourite.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 20, 2004, 05:00:10 AM

It was my first time ever and I swear it was the best thing in the entire world.

The tandoori chef came out and visited and kept bringing us "samples" to taste until we thought we were going to burst.

We had a rice dish called Biry Ani, and Naan and galic Naan,
and MissMass Takari, and Chicken Vindaaloo, and Saag Paneer,
and tea and Mango Lassi.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on May 20, 2004, 05:09:52 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt was my first time ever and I swear it was the best thing in the entire world.

The tandoori chef came out and visited and kept bringing us "samples" to taste until we thought we were going to burst.

We had a rice dish called Biry Ani, and Naan and galic Naan,
and MissMass Takari, and Chicken Vindaaloo, and Saag Paneer,
and tea and Mango Lassi.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIC NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella, when I stop by on my way to DC you must take me to this eatery...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on May 20, 2004, 05:10:44 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou've missed a lot!

How're the chili peppers doing?
I thought about you last night when Illusion and I were eating
very very hot nepalese food last night.

My Scotch Bonnets are looking great, My chocolate habaneros... not so good. Cayanne's are looking good also. I will be replacing the chocolates with caribbean reds and orange this weekend, but will leave my best looking plant hopeing for at least a few peppers for seed for next year.

Why did all my chocolate habaneros do so poorly? and
What the hell happened to my green thumb?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 20, 2004, 05:17:27 AM

I'm sorry about your chocolate peppers.
I love chocolate anything, you know.

It's probably just the weather and nothing to do with your green thumb.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 20, 2004, 05:28:11 AM

Quote from: MalaulI dont get it
can you explain?

Well, to how many Nirvana songs can you understand the lyrics?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 05:30:43 AM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: MalaulI dont get it
can you explain?

Well, to how many Nirvana songs can you understand the lyrics?

23 of them.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 05:40:37 AM

Why not 32?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 20, 2004, 05:41:01 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC23 of them.

Why is it the Law of Fives? Why not Fours? Or Seventy-Twos?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 05:41:32 AM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC23 of them.

Why is it the Law of Fives? Why not Fours? Or Seventy-Twos?

You are 68 of them.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 05:43:50 AM

Why that many?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 05:45:49 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy that many?

Why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 05:46:39 AM

Why yes?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 05:47:11 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy yes?

Exactly.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 20, 2004, 05:47:23 AM

Five tons of flax!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 05:47:45 AM

What you say?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 05:48:19 AM

Something or other.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 05:49:10 AM

Can you define that?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 05:51:43 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsCan you define that?

Sure. Just send me five tonnes of potatoes, and about three pounds of cayenne powder.

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 05:54:48 AM

Sure. I'll get to that right away.

Yeah, right. You don't think I'm stupid enough to fall for that, do you? ... Wait, don't answer that.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 06:03:25 AM

Sure. Whatever you say.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 06:04:53 AM

Did I say something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 06:08:28 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsDid I say something?

Oh-kay. You wrote it.

bizzle!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 06:09:08 AM

Bizzle? Are you sure?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 06:11:14 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsBizzle? Are you sure?

I am. Except that I might not be.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 06:11:50 AM

Cool. Cool. Or not.

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 06:12:09 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsCool. Cool. Or not.

Possibly or maybe.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 06:13:17 AM

Not possibly-maybe?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 20, 2004, 06:16:18 AM

Definitely not!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 06:17:07 AM

Why "not"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 06:23:27 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsWhy "not"?

FnoRD!

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 06:26:37 AM

Dronf!

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 20, 2004, 06:27:42 AM

Rama lama ding dong pow!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 06:28:26 AM

Boofity wofuzil zippy bang-a wang-a!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 20, 2004, 08:53:28 PM

Poop

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 20, 2004, 09:46:51 PM

aren't this too much answers for the questions only thread?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 20, 2004, 10:36:00 PM

Why would you say that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 10:41:55 PM

Why would you ask him that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 20, 2004, 10:44:25 PM

yes!! why do you ask me difficult questions like that when I am drunk??

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Post by: Plaidikins on May 20, 2004, 10:52:10 PM

Why would you ask him that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 20, 2004, 10:54:58 PM

Quote from: mobbingyes!! why do you ask me difficult questions like that when I am drunk??

Why are you difficult when you are drunk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 20, 2004, 11:00:21 PM

can I hear the next question please?
this one is too hard

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 20, 2004, 11:13:05 PM

How am I to know when you're drunk or sober?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: mobbing on May 20, 2004, 11:15:52 PM

did you already smell my fart??

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 20, 2004, 11:28:52 PM

You been hanging out with Devil Squerril again?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 21, 2004, 02:52:27 AM

Isn't DS just the cutest thing you ever saw?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on May 21, 2004, 03:45:47 AM

Drunk, where is the booze?

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Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 21, 2004, 03:50:33 AM

Not drunk, where's the booze?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on May 21, 2004, 08:50:26 AM

Depressed, where's the gun?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:24:38 PM

why in the world don't people realize that when they are drpress, it would be a better idea to kill others than themselves?

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Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 04:26:21 PM

That would be my personal choice, as well.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:31:11 PM

hey bella... how have you been?

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Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 04:34:07 PM

Yeah, and when did they stop giving out the death penalty for failing to commit suicide, too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 04:34:43 PM

Quote from: Rev Thwackhey bella... how have you been?

I'm doing pretty good. Just gardening and working and dealing with changes. How about yourself, Thwack?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:36:56 PM

well, if I said that I'm now a strict member of the church of the latter-day saints, that I am working for greenpeace, and that I consider tofu to be the world's best food, would I still be me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 04:37:30 PM

::scribble, scribble, scribble::

Very interesting.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:39:10 PM

Umm... studying to be a shrink?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 04:40:36 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Rev Thwackhey bella... how have you been?
I'm doing pretty good. Just gardening and working and dealing with changes. How about yourself, Thwack?

this is the FIRST time EVER that Ive seen you spell Thwack with the C
you always drop it!!!

WOW

My world just fell apart

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 04:44:36 PM

Quote from: Rev Thwackwell, if I said that I'm now a strict member of the church of the latter-day saints, that I am working for greenpeace, and that I consider tofu to be the world's best food, would I still be me?

Yup. Cause you'd be toying with me.

PS: Malaul, sorry about your world.
I decided it was time to stop toying with Thwack and spell his name correctly.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 04:46:39 PM

but but but why?????

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:53:32 PM

umm.... because she realized that it wasn't bothering me? could she have thought that I didn't even realize that she was doing it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:54:00 PM

did that sound too condencending?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 04:55:53 PM

does anyone else find it unnerving that we have over 480 registered users, but have never had over 44 people on at once?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 05:03:07 PM

::scribble, scribble, scribble::

How do you feel about finding it unnerving that we have over 480 registered users, but have never had over 44 people on at once? Is this a sign of misplaced fruit bat anxiety?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 05:07:49 PM

so, by trying to psycho-analyze me, you are saying that you are ready to delve into a reigon that no man has been able to glimpse at witout loosing every upper level brain function?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 05:12:48 PM

Quote from: Rev Thwackumm.... because she realized that it wasn't bothering me? could she have thought that I didn't even realize that she was doing it?

In all honesty, I didn't even realize I was doing it. The previous answer was my pathetic attempt to cover up my inability to read and spell.

PS: As to the registered users. I reckon it's a comination of factors.
One is that we tend to scare people off. The other is that most of us have secret identities.....or not.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 05:14:01 PM

you would never have a secret identity, would you bella?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 05:14:44 PM

Nope, not me.

And neither would you, right?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 05:15:38 PM

umm... did I have any more beyond the now locked version of trollax and the hick?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 05:16:09 PM

oh wait..... your sister is going to kill me now for admiting to that last one, huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 05:17:13 PM

Can't remember.

You realize I already knew about the hick from that pm he sent me, right?
And yes, she is. :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 21, 2004, 05:17:32 PM

Quote from: Rev Thwackso, by trying to psycho-analyze me, you are saying that you are ready to delve into a reigon that no man has been able to glimpse at witout loosing every upper level brain function?

::scribble, scribble, scribble::

Very interesting. So what exactly is in this reigon that no man has been able to glimpse at witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing ... witout loosing

Eerp!

Damn it, and I was having such a good nap. Now I have to go and reboot him again. Txhwack, you should be ashamed of yourself. That was just petty.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 05:19:16 PM

Umm... wouldn't petty be me doing that on a bet and then sitting and laughing about it while I rub myself against the back of his head?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 21, 2004, 05:26:22 PM

what do you know about that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 21, 2004, 05:29:03 PM

wouldn't you like to find out before it happens to you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 21, 2004, 05:37:44 PM

you don't like surprises?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 21, 2004, 07:58:31 PM

Why am I laughing and not surprised?

Why did my secret identity only post once?

Why can't I remember the damn password?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 21, 2004, 08:14:09 PM

Won't the MGT will send you a new one if you ask nicely?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 21, 2004, 08:29:28 PM

perhaps.......they will! :D

Why can't I remember secret identities name?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2004, 09:26:33 PM

Because I dropped you on your head when you were a baby?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 21, 2004, 10:01:49 PM

How long after the expiration date on tghe yogurt container is it still safe to eat?

I have one here that says to use it by April 5th - so that one's out.
But the second one says to eat it by May 15th. That should still be okay, right?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 05:36:23 AM

Quote from: illusionHow long after the expiration date on tghe yogurt container is it still safe to eat?

I have one here that says to use it by April 5th - so that one's out.
But the second one says to eat it by May 15th. That should still be okay, right?

Go for it. You can always smell it to be sure.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 22, 2004, 05:40:22 AM

I tried it and it was sour. :evil:

Yuck!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 05:42:58 AM

Quote from: illusionI tried it and it was sour. :evil:

Yuck!!!

chuck it out.
or save it for a prank.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 06:09:32 AM

Hah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 06:10:53 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.

The cat?
How mean!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 06:15:40 AM

Yeah, she's a horrible person.
And people call me evil. :roll:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 06:20:00 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, she's a horrible person.
And people call me evil. :roll:

You're not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2004, 06:23:29 AM

(http://www.marthatalks.com/images/Martha_09.jpg)

Agree to my demands, or worse will follow...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 22, 2004, 06:25:00 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.

OH ILLUSION!!!!!!
SAY IT AINT SOOO!!!!!

thats awfuil!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 06:26:22 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger(http://www.marthatalks.com/images/Martha_09.jpg)

Agree to my demands, or worse will follow...

What demands?

::murderates Martha::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 22, 2004, 06:34:09 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger(http://www.marthatalks.com/images/Martha_09.jpg)

Agree to my demands, or worse will follow...

What demands?

::murderates Martha::

Yeah, am I the only one who never heard these demands which Roger keeps threatening us into obeying?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 06:34:11 AM

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHah!
First she tried to talk me into coming over and tasting it for her.
And then she had the cat try it first. And then she finally dumped it.
OH DEMONICA!!!
SAY IT AINT SOOO!!!!!

thats awfuil!!

It's not Demonica, honey.
I'm talking about Illusion, the brat.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 22, 2004, 06:37:15 AM

I dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time

weirdo

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 22, 2004, 06:51:02 AM

Is "weird"..... bad?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 22, 2004, 06:52:12 AM

depends on what what your comparison is based on

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 06:57:24 AM

Quote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time

weirdo

Whacko!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 22, 2004, 06:58:04 AM

YAKKO AND DOT!!

I likeed them

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 06:58:04 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time

weirdo
Whacko!

Whackbean!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 22, 2004, 06:59:13 AM

Quote from: Malauldepends on what what your comparison is based on

That's true- I guess there's both positive and negative weirdness, just like order and disorder. For instance, Michael Jackson weird = mostly negative.

Whereas, the majority of people (and other things) on this forum weird = positive

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 22, 2004, 07:10:41 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time

weirdo
Whacko!

Whackbean!

Fruitcake!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 07:11:00 AM

What can I do?

I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 22, 2004, 07:13:05 AM

Why don't you have someone let the heating guy in for you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 22, 2004, 07:13:13 AM

Quote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?

I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.

There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 07:14:05 AM

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time

weirdo
Whacko!

Whackbean!
Fruitcake!

Nutbar!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 07:15:01 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: illusion
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: MalaulI dont know what youa re talkin about
I knew it was Illliusion all the time

weirdo
Whacko!

Whackbean!
Fruitcake!

Nutbar!

Space Cadet!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 07:15:09 AM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?

I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.

There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...

ooops! :oops:

Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Why don't you have someone let the heating guy in for you?

Why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 22, 2004, 07:17:20 AM

Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?

I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.

There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...

ooops! :oops:

Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Why don't you have someone let the heating guy in for you?

Why?

That way you could go to the movies and the ducts get blown. Right?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 07:19:25 AM

:oops: :oops: :oops:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 22, 2004, 07:21:19 AM

Hmmm......this conversation sounds strangely familiar. :twisted:

http://www.adultswim.com/clips/spaceghost/elizabeth/index.html

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 07:22:39 AM

Hee hee hee!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 22, 2004, 07:23:04 AM

Heehee... look at my location

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 07:26:18 AM

Quote from: MedeoHeehee... look at my location

Medeo, that's soooo bad.
I love it. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

PS: Has anyone else noticed that when you click on 777's profile it says
"contact Malaria"? I don't know why that strikes me as so funny.

PPS: Oh lardy, Demonica and I a serious case of the giggles tonight.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 07:29:34 AM

Quote from: MedeoHeehee... look at my location

Hee hee hee! :twisted:

Look at mine

P.S. Look at Bella's

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 07:32:11 AM

Stop it!

I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 07:33:57 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStop it!

I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.

Not the CORNER!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 22, 2004, 07:34:44 AM

We should get everyone to change their locations so that they somehow involve the word "blow"

Then it's a party

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 07:37:55 AM

hee hee hee

Let's party!

I have to stay in this corner for awhile...........Bella's so mean...it just 'blows' me away......

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 07:40:31 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStop it!

I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.

Not the CORNER!

Yup the CORNER.

And don't think I can't make her do it, either.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 07:41:51 AM

What this corner?

over here...........near the ducts?

:twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 07:56:44 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomStop it!

I've been at that location for a long time now.
You get your butt in the corner, missy.

Not the CORNER!
Yup the CORNER.

And don't think I can't make her do it, either.

Don't be SO mean!

She'll give you pie.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:00:29 AM

Okay, if she bribes me with pie, I'll let her off this one time.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:12:16 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, if she bribes me with pie, I'll let her off this one time.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:26:14 AM

Sounds like a pie to plan to me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:26:50 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSounds like a pie to plan to me.

Sounds like pie to me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:28:09 AM

Sounds like pi to me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:29:00 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSounds like pi to me.

Golden Apple Pie?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 22, 2004, 08:34:04 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, if she bribes me with pie, I'll let her off this one time.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

::Makes a Pie for Bella::

How does this one sound?

Blow Your Mind Banana Pudding Pie

1 (14.00 ounces) can Eagle Brand Condensed Milk
1 1/2 cups cold water
3 1/2 ounces instant banana pudding mix
1 pint heavy whipping cream
sliced banana
vanilla wafer
1. Combine the condensed milk; water and pudding mix in a bowl.
2. Mix thoroughly and chill in the refrigerator.
3. Pour heavy whipping cream in a bowl and beat until stiff.
4. Combine your whipping cream and the pudding mixture together.
5. Place a layer of Nilla Wafers on the bottom of a pie dish and then layer your bananas on top of the wafers and then spoon your creamy pudding mixture on top and continue this process until all of your ingredients are gone.
6. Refrigerate until ready to serve.
7. ENJOY!
8. *Ifyou would like you can always place your banana slices in the creamy pudding mixture if you would like and just spoon on top of the wafers*.

6-8 servings change to: US Metric servings
25 minutes 25 mins prep time

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:34:14 AM

Of course, Golden Apple pie!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:36:20 AM

MMM PIE!

*Jumps at particularly violent peal of lightning and thunder*

(if that keeps up, I'll need to kayak my way home.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:40:35 AM

Ouch!

*another peal of lightning/thunder*

(that was fucken loud! and it had multiple orgasms!)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:42:08 AM

I like thunder......but it's scary when it's too close.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:44:21 AM

The outside world is lost at sea right now.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:44:58 AM

Wow. How cool, but maybe you should stay where you are now instead of swimming home.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:46:32 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWow. How cool, but maybe you should stay where you are now instead of swimming home.

Yep. Unless the floodtide reaches this apartment.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:47:50 AM

:shock: I hope not. :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:50:11 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom:shock: I hope not. :shock:

I can't say I hope not. It might actually be fun, at least until the morning, when the whole aftermath has to be cleaned up.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 08:52:30 AM

Yup, it's the aftermath that does one in.
Zorga had to clean up after her house flooded once and she says it was a real pisser.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 08:58:27 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYup, it's the aftermath that does one in.
Zorga had to clean up after her house flooded once and she says it was a real pisser.

Yep. We have flood sewers and drains but they're saturated at the moment. We may all wash into the lake.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 09:05:04 AM

And here, it's going to be dry as dry can be from now until next October.
We never get spring storms like that.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 22, 2004, 09:06:52 AM

I like the storms. They remind us city people what/who is in charge, so to speak.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 22, 2004, 09:08:05 AM

I love storms, too.
They're great.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 22, 2004, 12:16:42 PM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Malauldepends on what what your comparison is based on

That's true- I guess there's both positive and negative weirdness, just like order and disorder. For instance, Michael Jackson weird = mostly negative.

Whereas, the majority of people (and other things) on this forum weird = positive

you learn fast grasshopper

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 22, 2004, 12:17:15 PM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Duchess DemonicaWhat can I do?

I want to go to the movies but the heating and air guy
is coming over to blow out my ducts.

There are SO many ways that could be misinterpreted...

and I think that might have been the idea...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:00:58 AM

Ya Think? :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 07:01:53 AM

not often, how bout you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:03:19 AM

Oh, every now and then when there's nothing better to do, you know what I mean?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 07:03:52 AM

uhmm, can I get back to you on that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:04:59 AM

Will it take long?

Because I'm sooo easily distracted.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 23, 2004, 07:29:21 AM

How long is long?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 23, 2004, 07:35:10 AM

shouldn't you of all people know the answer to that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:36:28 AM

Quote from: MedeoHow long is long?

5'4"

Long is my real last name

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 23, 2004, 07:37:40 AM

you really think you could handle that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 23, 2004, 07:38:32 AM

Quote from: Rev Thwackyou really think you could handle that?

You didn't read the fine print, did you?
Her name is "Long".

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:39:34 AM

Yup, that's my name.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 23, 2004, 07:41:00 AM

Hey, that's right isn't it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 23, 2004, 07:42:23 AM

Could you define "is"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:43:29 AM

Is means my legal name is the word "Long".

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 23, 2004, 07:44:23 AM

how does having a last name of long mean that there is a chance that you can't handel a last name of long when you are only 5'4"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:45:06 AM

Beats me. You set me up for that one, didn't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 23, 2004, 07:45:29 AM

Quote from: BellaIs means my legal name is the word "Long".

Really? I'm a Cooper.

Nice to meet ya, Ms. Long

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Rev Thwack on May 23, 2004, 07:46:01 AM

do I ever set anyone up for anything?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 23, 2004, 07:48:19 AM

What do you think of my new sig?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 23, 2004, 07:51:27 AM

Quote from: Rev Thwackdo I ever set anyone up for anything?

Do you ever not?

PS: Nice to meet you, too Mr. Cooper
I like the sig and your location, too.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 01:38:02 PM

Quote from: Rev Thwackhow does having a last name of long mean that there is a chance that you can't handel a last name of long when you are only 5'4"?

I can't Handel, but I can Beethoven.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 23, 2004, 01:55:52 PM

Does anyone else think that Beethoven has better endings than Handel?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 01:59:05 PM

Quote from: Guido FinucciDoes anyone else think that Beethoven has better endings than Handel?

Is that the one where the butler did it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 05:12:57 PM

even heard of the butler NOT doing it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 05:48:22 PM

Quote from: Malauleven heard of the butler NOT doing it?

Not doing what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 05:51:44 PM

you know,,, the killing and the murdering adn the cleaning up...
DOnt you read any mysteries?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 06:03:49 PM

I will have to know that I am a Junior Snooper Private Detective and I know all about mysteries!

What's a butler?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 06:06:07 PM

a butler is a guy who cleans up after people adn looks nice inna suit... Ever seen Clue?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 06:08:33 PM

Is that kind of like a Karma Manager, but with a suit?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 06:10:17 PM

hmmm good question.

(heym it works, the line still ends with a question)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 06:18:04 PM

Were you worried that someone might question your post?

You know.

(http://www.humanplague.com/archive/pissoff/pics/derailed.jpg)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 06:20:00 PM

are you tellin me I was off topic?
(I thought it was clever, makin a twist ont eh questions only thing...)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 06:28:16 PM

Well, it wasn't really the one I wanted, it was just all I could come up with real quick. I'd find a better one, but, ah, what were we talking about?.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 06:29:19 PM

well wht didja what?
and why are we whispering?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 23, 2004, 06:31:48 PM

Yeah, why are you whispering?
Trying to read your posts is hurting my eyes.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 06:32:34 PM

IS THIS BETTER?!?!?

Title: Corrected Post
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 06:35:38 PM

I REMEMBER NOW. THIS IS THE GIF I WANTED! NOT THAT OTHER ONE. SORRY.

AS I WAS SAYING.

Were you worried that someone might question your post?

You know.

(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/rulez.gif)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 06:38:29 PM

yes?
no?
Maybe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 23, 2004, 06:46:47 PM

Take your time. No need to rush to a decision.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 23, 2004, 07:20:27 PM

you sure?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 24, 2004, 02:15:12 AM

yup.

Title: Re: Corrected Post
Post by: illusion on May 24, 2004, 03:01:04 AM

Quote from: gnimbleyI REMEMBER NOW. THIS IS THE GIF I WANTED! NOT THAT OTHER ONE. SORRY.

AS I WAS SAYING.

Were you worried that someone might question your post?

You know.

(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/rulez.gif)

Rules?
Rules? Rules? There are no rules here.....this is discordia.

Title: Re: Corrected Post
Post by: gnimbley on May 24, 2004, 03:50:28 AM

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: gnimbleyI REMEMBER NOW. THIS IS THE GIF I WANTED! NOT THAT OTHER ONE. SORRY.

AS I WAS SAYING.

Were you worried that someone might question your post?

You know.

(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/rulez.gif)
Rules?
Rules? Rules? There are no rules here.....this is discordia.

That was the point. She was worried about something and I was just wondering why. Couldn't be the rules. Not around here.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 04:30:32 AM

I had to click back to the previous page to see what you guys were talking about. You made me do extra work.

I hope you're happy.

*sadly leaves room*

....

*gunshot*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 24, 2004, 05:34:45 AM

did he mean to sound like pope lucifer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 24, 2004, 05:39:32 AM

Quote from: Malauldid he mean to sound like pope lucifer?

DOPPLEGANGER!?!?!?!

*removes his pants and runs around screaming*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 06:32:10 AM

Quote from: Malauldid he mean to sound like pope lucifer?

Yep, that's exactly whom I was imitating.

I think the "leaves room/gunshot" thing is almost a direct quote, actually...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 24, 2004, 06:34:08 AM

*Lights Medeo on fire*

PH34R T3H D0PPL3G4NG3R!!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 06:35:46 AM

Great, now he's a drunken-Irish-pirate-ninja-doppelganger-thing...

Dangerous combination, that...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 24, 2004, 06:37:09 AM

With no pants

*points to a few posts ago*

ph34r...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 06:42:41 AM

:shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 24, 2004, 06:43:50 AM

im aslo afraid that ive been proosesed by horab

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 06:46:47 AM

Horab is on my list of the Top 10 Reasons Why Canada Will One Day Dominate The Planet.

Beware.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 24, 2004, 06:49:29 AM

PH34R everyone and everything, PH34R Canada, but most of all PH34R my lack of pants...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 24, 2004, 07:36:15 AM

Quote from: Joe MusashiPH34R everyone and everything, PH34R Canada, but most of all PH34R my lack of pants...

I totally fear your lack of pants. :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on May 24, 2004, 07:38:00 AM

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: Joe MusashiPH34R everyone and everything, PH34R Canada, but most of all PH34R my lack of pants...
I totally fear your lack of pants. :shock:

I'm just PH34R!NG

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 24, 2004, 01:50:56 PM

Im not
you cant scare me

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 24, 2004, 02:56:03 PM

Quote from: MedeoI had to click back to the previous page to see what you guys were talking about. You made me do extra work.

You need the exercise.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 03:44:15 PM

What's that supposed to mean?! :x

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 24, 2004, 08:10:11 PM

::scribble, scribble, scribble::

What do you think it means?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 24, 2004, 08:44:33 PM

How does that remark make you feel?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 08:48:00 PM

Do you think I need to retard my anger?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 24, 2004, 08:49:27 PM

Can anyone explain why I have such amazing luck posting replies that end up starting new pages of threads?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Efrim on May 24, 2004, 08:50:05 PM

Does it have something to do with your avatar?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 24, 2004, 08:50:08 PM

You think it's a cough-spiracy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 08:53:42 PM

Conspiracy, where?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Efrim on May 24, 2004, 08:55:23 PM

London?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 24, 2004, 08:57:10 PM

France?

...

Underpants?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Efrim on May 24, 2004, 08:59:13 PM

Are you saying the queens involved in this?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 24, 2004, 09:23:37 PM

Queen Anne?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 24, 2004, 10:11:28 PM

Princess Anne?!?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 25, 2004, 08:59:09 PM

King Lear?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 25, 2004, 09:00:35 PM

Timothy Leary?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 25, 2004, 09:01:04 PM

Our King?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Efrim on May 25, 2004, 09:04:08 PM

We have a king?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 25, 2004, 09:06:06 PM

Quote from: EfrimWe have a king?

no we have...and he almost speaks the same language

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Grampa Kaos on May 25, 2004, 10:19:37 PM

if symbiotic mind enhancers were available, would you ??

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Xoder on May 25, 2004, 10:22:17 PM

Quote from: Grampa Kaosif symbiotic mind enhancers were available, would you ??

If symbiotic mind enhancers weren't available, would you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 25, 2004, 11:28:25 PM

If you had something but didn't know what it was, would you rather smoke it or have sex with it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 26, 2004, 12:11:29 AM

Hmm, how loud would it scream if I tried?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 26, 2004, 12:20:43 AM

Quote from: MalaulHmm, how loud would it scream if I tried?

You mean, tried to smoke it or tried to have sex with it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 26, 2004, 12:25:06 AM

yes

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 26, 2004, 01:34:48 AM

Why don't you kill it first?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 26, 2004, 01:53:07 AM

Necrophilia? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 26, 2004, 01:54:00 AM

Nope, I decided she should smoke it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 26, 2004, 02:25:59 AM

But isnt smoking bad for you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 26, 2004, 02:27:30 AM

Only if your not smoking food

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 26, 2004, 02:45:20 AM

DO I have to eat it?
Can I just play with my food instead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 27, 2004, 06:53:29 AM

Food?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: H'rulghin Dongermax on May 27, 2004, 08:43:39 AM

Exactly what kind of food are we talking here?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 27, 2004, 08:57:58 AM

The edible kind?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on May 27, 2004, 02:16:12 PM

Cookies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 02:27:39 PM

tortillas?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 27, 2004, 02:31:24 PM

Is it artfully carved zucchini?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 02:32:17 PM

rather practically carved

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 27, 2004, 03:49:58 PM

Can someone tell me what we're talking about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 05:40:29 PM

whould you care if they did?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 27, 2004, 05:50:27 PM

Should I care?!?!?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 05:54:56 PM

You want me to do your thinking for you?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 27, 2004, 06:03:15 PM

dont you do that already?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 27, 2004, 06:03:51 PM

Somebody has to do it for me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 27, 2004, 06:04:46 PM

why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 27, 2004, 06:29:23 PM

You honestly expect me to know why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 06:29:54 PM

who about dishonestly?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 27, 2004, 06:30:52 PM

Heh! Now that's much more my style.....how'd ya know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 06:31:29 PM

what are you talking about?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 27, 2004, 06:40:13 PM

your mom?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 06:43:08 PM

The one that died?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 27, 2004, 06:47:50 PM

Yep, which one would I mean?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 06:54:11 PM

One of my other 4, maybe?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 27, 2004, 06:56:38 PM

I thought they where still in jail?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 07:00:47 PM

You sure you know them?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 27, 2004, 07:01:44 PM

I thought they sraed a cell with my mom?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 27, 2004, 07:04:27 PM

Don't you mean your gandma?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 07:08:24 PM

WHy would they have been in jail?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 27, 2004, 07:12:32 PM

You don't remember the great bank robbery they almost pulled off?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 27, 2004, 09:39:31 PM

What part did they almost pull off?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 09:40:51 PM

are you chaosgraves*agentoferis?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 09:43:54 PM

what If I am?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 09:43:54 PM

what If I am?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 09:46:19 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswhat If I am?!?!?

then you may be Medeo

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 09:50:32 PM

well then... these are not the droids you're looking for.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 09:51:15 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswell then... these are not the droids you're looking for.

weren¬¥t those Ewoks?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 27, 2004, 09:58:56 PM

Is Chaosgraves an ewok?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 09:59:26 PM

Quote from: MedeoIs Chaosgraves an ewok?

you are an ewok?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 09:59:49 PM

do I taste like chicken?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 10:01:29 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisdo I taste like chicken?!?!?

an african or a european chicken?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 10:05:19 PM

Are we cooking me with coconuts now?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 10:05:57 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisAre we cooking me with coconuts now?!?!?

no, were also having sex with coconuts

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 10:07:40 PM

talk about yourself...

:: doesnot wish to be included in this::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 10:09:43 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferistalk about yourself...

:: doesnot wish to be included in this::

you are the chicken involved

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 10:11:17 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferistalk about yourself...

:: doesnot wish to be included in this::

you are the chicken involved

I was afraid of that.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 10:21:02 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferistalk about yourself...

:: doesnot wish to be included in this::

you are the chicken involved
I was afraid of that.

why? you only come into play when its gettin anal

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 10:24:26 PM

I don't know what your talking about ...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 10:25:27 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI don't know what your talking about ...

:twisted:

nothing more fun in bed than a blindfolded chicken

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 10:26:29 PM

really?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 27, 2004, 10:28:27 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisreally?!?!?

just wait and see(well feel)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 27, 2004, 10:30:55 PM

Isn't it getting late?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 28, 2004, 05:40:01 AM

Late? We're late? Late for what?!?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 28, 2004, 05:42:20 AM

Didn't you see the ads?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 28, 2004, 05:45:13 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomLate? We're late? Late for what?!?!

We are late forra very important date?!!?!? DIDNT YOU GET THE MEMO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 28, 2004, 05:46:23 AM

Oh Dear!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 28, 2004, 05:50:23 AM

you didnt get the memo did you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 28, 2004, 06:02:57 AM

I did get the memo, but unfortunately I won't have really gotten it until the next scene.

(If you don't understand that, go out and rent the movie "Memento" right now!)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 28, 2004, 06:03:51 AM

::whine::
do I have to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 28, 2004, 06:05:09 AM

Quote from: Malaul::whine::
do I have to?

Only if you want to understand it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 28, 2004, 06:05:30 AM

damn it

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 28, 2004, 06:13:02 AM

Damn what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 28, 2004, 06:16:17 AM

IT!!!
you know
THEYS brother

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 28, 2004, 06:43:46 AM

Any relation to "Wasn't Me" and "The Government"? (The world's two greatest scapegoats!)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2004, 07:28:16 AM

(http://www.timstvshowcase.com/3scomp3.jpg)

Agree to my demands, and the horror will end.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 28, 2004, 07:38:16 AM

But......I like that show.

not

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2004, 08:00:04 AM

(http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/teeth/soundtrack/images/bay.jpg)

Only you can stop the madness.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on May 28, 2004, 08:03:59 AM

How can we stop it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2004, 08:13:55 AM

Quote from: AnonymousHow can we stop it?

Simple. Agree to my demands.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 28, 2004, 08:15:23 AM

And they are?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2004, 08:18:46 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd they are?

Wouldn't YOU like to know!

Rev Roger,
Has classified demands.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 28, 2004, 08:20:34 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd they are?

Wouldn't YOU like to know!

Rev Roger,
Has classified demands.

Not fair, you know how nosy I am. :evil:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2004, 08:47:02 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAnd they are?

Wouldn't YOU like to know!

Rev Roger,
Has classified demands.

Not fair, you know how nosy I am. :evil:

I will post my demands soon enough.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Efrim on May 28, 2004, 09:49:11 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.

No you won¬¥t. You¬¥re having too much fun this way.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2004, 10:42:01 AM

Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.

No you won¬¥t. You¬¥re having too much fun this way.

Oh, but I WILL.

Someday.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Efrim on May 28, 2004, 10:58:40 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.

No you won¬¥t. You¬¥re having too much fun this way.

Oh, but I WILL.

Someday.

I can¬¥t even imagine what you would want. Or maybe I just don¬¥t want to

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on May 28, 2004, 06:43:19 PM

I'm with you Efrim
I don't think he wants to end his fun yet.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2004, 08:44:46 PM

Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI will post my demands soon enough.

No you won¬¥t. You¬¥re having too much fun this way.

Oh, but I WILL.

Someday.

I can¬¥t even imagine what you would want. Or maybe I just don¬¥t want to

Actually, I already said What I Want.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 29, 2004, 06:09:08 AM

Can we keep the game going while having this discussion?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 06:11:34 AM

Why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 29, 2004, 06:21:21 AM

Why do pandas live in mountainous regions of China and Tibet, but only eat bamboo, which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on May 29, 2004, 06:28:48 AM

What if your head exploded right now for no reason?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 29, 2004, 06:39:19 AM

Tch! What kind of stupid questio... *head explodes*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 29, 2004, 12:36:56 PM

there is a game going on here? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 04:45:50 PM

Really? There's a game going on in New York?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 29, 2004, 09:51:06 PM

there is ?
where?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 10:38:28 PM

When you said the word "here", you didn't mean New York?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 29, 2004, 11:19:38 PM

you don't think she meant in her pants do you?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 11:22:16 PM

Goddess, I hope not. :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 29, 2004, 11:29:41 PM

Why's that?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 11:34:32 PM

How sad for Malaul if there's a game in her pants and she doesn't know it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 29, 2004, 11:36:46 PM

did she say party?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 11:38:00 PM

No, why do you ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 29, 2004, 11:40:58 PM

If she was haveing one would you be invited to come?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 11:42:02 PM

Having one what?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 29, 2004, 11:51:51 PM

am I going to have to start quoteing you again?!?!? ( sssbella doe's not like to be sunk)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 11:53:38 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisam I going to have to start quoteing you again?!?!? ( sssbella doe's not like to be sunk)

yup

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 29, 2004, 11:58:00 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisam I going to have to start quoteing you again?!?!? ( sssbella doe's not like to be sunk)
yup

what kind of question is that?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2004, 11:58:40 PM

It's not a question, is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 30, 2004, 12:00:21 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt's not a question, is it?

Isn't it just a word?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 12:04:20 AM

How can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 30, 2004, 12:05:16 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!

wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 12:07:49 AM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?

You think I don't realize that nothing you ask is "just a question"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 30, 2004, 12:09:59 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?
You think I don't realize that nothing you ask is "just a question"?

did her hear me deny that I never said that this was not the case?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 12:12:05 AM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow can you call such at wonderfully succinct and versatile answer "just a word"?!?!
wasn't I just asking a question?!?!?
You think I don't realize that nothing you ask is "just a question"?
did her hear me deny that I never said that this was not the case?!?!?

Why are you still quoting everything I say?!?!?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 30, 2004, 02:32:24 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhy are still quoting everything I say?!?!?!

Why do you keep allowing yourself to be quoted?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 30, 2004, 02:53:34 AM

Yeah, Bella. Why do you allow yourself to be quoted?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 30, 2004, 07:19:27 AM

Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Yeah, Bella. Why do you allow yourself to be quoted?

Yeah, #777, why do you let me get away with crap like that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 07:31:44 AM

Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777Yeah, Bella. Why do you allow yourself to be quoted?

Yeah, #777, why do you let me get away with crap like that?

Yeah, Medeo. Why do you and #777 try to get away with crap like that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on May 30, 2004, 09:12:02 PM

What's going on here?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 09:17:19 PM

You don't know?

cuz I was sooooo hoping someone could tell me what was going on here.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 30, 2004, 09:30:04 PM

You think someone has a clue?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 30, 2004, 09:36:43 PM

are you saying I'm blonde?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 30, 2004, 09:38:30 PM

Do you hate it when your sister gives your secrets away?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 30, 2004, 09:55:26 PM

Are you saying that she told you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 30, 2004, 09:57:10 PM

do you recall hearing me not denying that I meant for you to not believe that?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 30, 2004, 10:00:07 PM

Why am I suspicious of my sister after all of these years?

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Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 10:07:17 PM

Yeah!?!?
Can you name one thing I've ever done to foster feelings of suspicion, Sister Darling?!?!?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 30, 2004, 10:09:38 PM

Are you saying everyone on this
forum should be suspicious of you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 10:12:32 PM

Moi? No no no, can't you tell I'm saying that there is no reason in the world to be susssssspicios of me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 30, 2004, 10:19:01 PM

Are you trying to fool all of these nice people?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 10:19:42 PM

What nice people?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 30, 2004, 11:41:20 PM

you dont hitnk Im nice?>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 11:42:04 PM

Nope, I think you're wonderful.
Didn't you know that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 30, 2004, 11:47:29 PM

Oh wait, Im not people, Im cat!!
the other white meat...

Did you know I thiunk that you are pretty awsome too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 30, 2004, 11:54:59 PM

Really?

That's nice to know.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 31, 2004, 02:38:16 AM

whatta ya mean really?
DO you doubt me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 31, 2004, 02:39:13 AM

Whadda ya mean, whadda ya mean?

Of course not, sweetie.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2004, 02:45:59 AM

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/hammertime.gif)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on May 31, 2004, 04:51:21 AM

wtf?
I didnt know it was hammer time already

DUN DUN NAH NUH NUH NUHH
NAH NUH

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 31, 2004, 04:54:23 AM

Is 1-900-MIXALOT toll-free?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 01, 2004, 05:17:22 PM

wouldn't that be an 1-800 number if it were?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 01, 2004, 08:55:54 PM

Are 1-800s the only toll-free numbers out there?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 01, 2004, 09:07:44 PM

you've never heard of the 1-888 numbers?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on June 02, 2004, 05:24:57 AM

1-877 numbers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 02, 2004, 06:27:00 AM

Opposite numbers?
Missing numbers?
Musical numbers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 02, 2004, 07:29:49 AM

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2004, 07:39:17 AM

Where did you find that amazingly ugly emoticon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 02, 2004, 07:40:54 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhere did you find that amazingly ugly emoticon?

You need to ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2004, 07:41:37 AM

Just so I can avoid that site, ya know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 02, 2004, 07:46:53 AM

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fatbanana.gif)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2004, 07:51:23 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on June 02, 2004, 04:18:07 PM

Who ate my last toaster waffle?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on June 02, 2004, 06:16:41 PM

*Swallows something in her mouth* Was that yours?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on June 02, 2004, 07:31:43 PM

Wasn't that waffle radioactive?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2004, 07:41:36 PM

And wasn't it covered in mosquito larva?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on June 02, 2004, 08:43:11 PM

Oh, is that why it tasted so good?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 02, 2004, 08:58:32 PM

Or was it because of the chocolate-covered rattlesnake testicles?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 02, 2004, 09:00:04 PM

someone in for some chocolate salty balls?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on June 02, 2004, 09:17:31 PM

When did you turn into Chef?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 02, 2004, 09:19:58 PM

Should we be thankful he didn't turn into Mr. Hankey?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 02, 2004, 09:21:43 PM

should vwe be greatfull noone turned into big gay al?

ABBA singing: "There was something in my ass that night
I guess it was Fernando.
He was boning there for me and you
our big gay friend Fernando..."

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 02, 2004, 09:27:17 PM

Is that a real ABBA song?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 02, 2004, 09:34:20 PM

you think it was the village people?!?!?

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Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 02, 2004, 09:37:08 PM

it surely was ABBA no?

they had other songs to like:
"horny horny horny..."
"the fetish queen, young and mean only 17..."
"blowing me, blowing you..."

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 02, 2004, 10:19:54 PM

Are you pulling my leg?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 02, 2004, 10:39:48 PM

you think thats what he was aiming for?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2004, 10:40:51 PM

nope, do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 02, 2004, 10:47:52 PM

Can you tell me who tis woman is?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2004, 10:48:37 PM

Which woman?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 02, 2004, 10:50:46 PM

would you believe i've never seen her?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2004, 10:51:54 PM

Really?
What woman?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on June 02, 2004, 11:06:46 PM

Huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 03, 2004, 07:16:29 AM

¬øQu?©?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:56:24 AM

Witch woman? Isn¬¥t that Bella?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:04:20 PM

Where?!?!? you think so?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:06:42 PM

well wonder witch woman would, won¬¥t we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:15:03 PM

we will?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 06:17:11 PM

will what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:22:13 PM

will we wear white woolen water walkers?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:24:22 PM

which witch will walk where?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:29:09 PM

would witch wanda walk with witch wendy without warning?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:30:55 PM

while watering wild whores?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:36:07 PM

when would wild whore watering wake water walking witches?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:37:47 PM

well what would we want with whores?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:38:42 PM

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenwell what would we want with whores?

tight teen tush?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:41:03 PM

torture, teasing, touching

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:47:43 PM

what kinda question was that?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:48:51 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswhat kinda question was that?!?!?

oops this is a question forum isn¬¥t it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:50:32 PM

are you lost?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:51:49 PM

yes but i don¬¥t understand in what way I am lost, would you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:53:48 PM

totally?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:54:20 PM

stalinistic?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:56:48 PM

You like genocide?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:57:51 PM

you like david bowie¬¥s Diamond dogs?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 06:58:58 PM

who doesn't?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 06:59:42 PM

his enemies maybe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 07:00:17 PM

he has enemies?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 07:00:55 PM

everybody does

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 07:05:09 PM

I wonder why it has to be that way?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 07:06:43 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI wonder why it has to be that way?

just because....sometimes there are people that can¬¥t stand you just because you are what you are.....i don¬¥t know why that is

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 03, 2004, 07:30:32 PM

It sucks, doesn't it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 07:31:31 PM

Quote from: MedeoIt sucks, doesn't it?

yep it does.....

how is that if you are different personalities btw?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 03, 2004, 07:34:49 PM

Maybe people hate you twice as much?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 07:36:01 PM

Quote from: MedeoMaybe people hate you twice as much?

or love one and hate the other, a love-hate relationship

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 03, 2004, 07:41:07 PM

Ever seen the movie "Me, Myself, and Irene"?

It's kinda like that.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on June 08, 2004, 10:51:41 PM

Was that a good movie?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 09, 2004, 02:15:24 AM

not one of his best Ide say

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 09, 2004, 02:18:45 AM

Not by a long shot, but it had it's moments.

*can't keep a straight face during the 'golf' conversation in the train*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 09, 2004, 02:20:36 AM

Shame on me, this is the Questions Only thread isnt it?
WIll you all forgive me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 09, 2004, 02:22:16 AM

Ugh! you meanie... and you drew me into the same mistake, didn't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 09, 2004, 02:32:39 AM

Oh did I? ::shock::
DO you belive that I didnt mean to?
that it was an accident?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 09, 2004, 02:35:32 AM

i don't believe you never!

woudl you give me directions to your base plz? thx.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Xoder on June 09, 2004, 02:35:33 AM

Do you even know what to believe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 09, 2004, 02:36:38 AM

I belive all of it and none of it,,,

soda?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 09, 2004, 02:37:51 AM

Quote from: MalaulOh did I? :shock:
DO you belive that I didnt mean to?
that it was an accident?

Quote from: horabwoudl you give me directions to your base plz? thx.

How gullible do you people think I am?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 09, 2004, 02:39:03 AM

Quote from: Malaulsoda?

Like, Pepsi or Coke?

Or Diet Shasta? Hmmn can I get back to you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 09, 2004, 02:41:27 AM

in the north the y call it the pop. due to an unscrupulous amount of perception ebeliving i was offering sex, i have learned the wise ways of the south and renamed it soda. the north still hasn;t gotten the memo tho.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 09, 2004, 03:30:10 AM

Quote from: horab
woudl you give me directions to your base plz? thx.

Go north on Interstate 2101 and exit onto the Way to Destruction. If you know what you doing, you'll see a Zig next to some great justice a little ways down- move this Zig toward the great justice and underneath there is all my base.

(Okay, I think I've sufficiently beaten that into the ground 8) )

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 10, 2004, 04:47:58 AM

Anybody want some of this wine that Bella and I are drinking tonight?

We got plenty and it's not even from the kind in a box.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on June 10, 2004, 04:55:23 AM

Were the grapes squished by virgin's feet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 10, 2004, 05:53:54 AM

This isn't a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 10, 2004, 07:19:48 AM

Is this an answer.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 10, 2004, 07:53:51 AM

Is this an answer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 01:51:58 PM

(http://www.parida.com/img/kissenger.gif)

Agree to my demands, or worse will follow.

I have a HUGE stash of bad 70's pics, and I am NOT afraid to use them.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 03:09:51 PM

Hmmm... Oddly, I couldn't find your demands in like, the last 4 pages... maybe you could go over them again to avoid unnecessary bloodshed...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 03:14:48 PM

I suspect that's because he hasn't made any yet, CF. :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 03:16:15 PM

*sigh*

I figured as much.

grumble... stupid discordian terrorists... always leaving out details like what they want... grumble...

:roll:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Das Raddiche on June 10, 2004, 03:20:10 PM

doing things that seem halfassed is a discordians greatest weapon

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 03:23:41 PM

Hmmm...

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing nonsensically.

Yeah, that's about right...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 03:35:57 PM

Hey! Maybe it's a riddle and he's left us clues in all of his posts!

I like riddles :P Bet we could figure it out if we tried hard enough.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 03:41:41 PM

OK, I'm collected all of Roger's posts, had some people at the NSA who owe me favors run them through the crypto department, and decipher Roger's hidden demands...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

*gulp*

Roger's hidden message is....

I just want a hug.

How sad.

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 03:43:11 PM

Ohhh.....that makes me cry. :cry:

Does he want a group hug? Or just one hug?
Or one hug from each of us on the forum?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 03:53:09 PM

Unfortunately, his message doesn't specify. Perhaps he was too ashamed to admit his desire for this simple bit of quintessentially human interaction, and it was all he could do to incorporate the basic request for a hug into a complicated algorithm underlying all of his posts.

:cry:

One thing is clear: He feels cut off from his fellow man and desperately needs our help to accept that he is, in fact, a valued and respected member of the community.

And if that doesn't work we can always shell him continuously for 24 hours.

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 03:57:59 PM

That makes sooooo much sense you realize we're going to pay for this later, right it's hard enough formulating such an algorithm in the first place, that he was forced to make it somewhat generic.

You know, we could always choose a "forum champion" and send that
individual out to meet with Roger and satisfy his demands for a hug.
That way, we've covered both options quite nicely. 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 04:04:20 PM

That's an excellent idea. well, yeah, but... no guts, no glory, right? I think that we should absolutely pick a representative to deliver our Hug Offering to Roger ASAP, so that we can diffuse this volitile situation.

8)

Any unwitting vic... Volunteers?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 04:07:09 PM

I concur yeah if we're gonna go down we might as well do it in style.....who wants to step forward and be out champion?

Who's brave enough to hug the "Goliath of Discord" on behalf of us all?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 04:22:06 PM

Perhaps we need a 'search for Roger's hug' thread... We can make it sticky so everyone has the oppertunity to volunteer... Plus, you know how much Roger loves sticky posts did somebody say style?...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 04:26:29 PM

Quote from: Colonel FailurePerhaps we need a 'search for Roger's hug' thread... We can make it sticky so everyone has the oppertunity to volunteer... Plus, you know how much Roger loves sticky posts did somebody say style?...

8)

Mistake at NSA.

"Hug" should read "A giant firebreathing battle robot, for....<garbled>, so I can <garbled>, and shove a <garbled> up Donald Rumsfelds <garbled> on national TV. Furthermore, I want" <transmission interrupted>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 04:27:20 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Who's brave enough to hug the "Goliath of Discord" on behalf of us all?

I honestly don't know what to say...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 04:30:03 PM

Darn......and here I was planning to volunteer my sister to go and hug you, Roger. But if Donald Rumsfeld is gonna be anywhere around, you can just forget it. :evil:

You like the new nickname? I reckon the "Goliath of Discord" suits you quite well.

Heh heh, first time I can ever remember causing you to be at a loss for words. I feel quite smug.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 04:33:42 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDarn......and here I was planning to volunteer my sister to go and hug you, Roger. But if Donald Rumsfeld is gonna be anywhere around, you can just forget it. :evil:

You like the new nickname? I reckon the "Goliath of Discord" suits you quite well.

Heh heh, first time I can ever remember causing you to be at a loss for words. I feel quite smug.

I think I'm honored.

I think.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 04:34:00 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Colonel FailurePerhaps we need a 'search for Roger's hug' thread... We can make it sticky so everyone has the oppertunity to volunteer... Plus, you know how much Roger loves sticky posts did somebody say style?...

8)

Mistake at NSA.

"Hug" should read "A giant firebreathing battle robot, for....<garbled>, so I can <garbled>, and shove a <garbled> up Donald Rumsfelds <garbled> on national TV. Furthermore, I want" <transmission interrupted>

Really?

You sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?

Hmmm... maybe that is a little far-fetched... the giant robot thing is certianly more plausible...

What do you think Bella? Should he get a Hug Offering anyway, just to be sure?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 04:36:57 PM

I don't see how a little hug offering could hurt, do you?

Just to be on the safe side and all that.

PS: You think you're honored?
Roger.......don't you trussssst me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 04:37:35 PM

Quote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?

What in the world ARE you talking about?

Emotional vacuum, indeed.

I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 10, 2004, 04:38:38 PM

More than Utah?!?!

That's a whole lot of hate.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 04:42:35 PM

Quote from: illusionMore than Utah?!?!

That's a whole lot of hate.

More than Utah.

I don't hate for a REASON, nor do I hate based on race, religion, gender, etc. I just hate. This is why my hate is so much purer than those potzers in the silly sacred underwear.

Accept me as your Short Duration Personal Savior(tm), and I'll shower hate on you, too.

However, in YOUR case, I will at least take it out of the big heavy can, first.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 10, 2004, 04:46:34 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: illusionMore than Utah?!?!

That's a whole lot of hate.

More than Utah.

I don't hate for a REASON, nor do I hate based on race, religion, gender, etc. I just hate. This is why my hate is so much purer than those potzers in the silly sacred underwear.

Accept me as your Short Duration Personal Savior(tm), and I'll shower hate on you, too.

However, in YOUR case, I will at least take it out of the big heavy can, first.

Uhhh........sure, Roger.

::backs slowly towards the door::

But I'll have to take a raincheck on that ....Short Duration Personal Savior? WTF?......I'm kind of late for work this morning.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 04:48:21 PM

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: illusionMore than Utah?!?!

That's a whole lot of hate.

More than Utah.

I don't hate for a REASON, nor do I hate based on race, religion, gender, etc. I just hate. This is why my hate is so much purer than those potzers in the silly sacred underwear.

Accept me as your Short Duration Personal Savior(tm), and I'll shower hate on you, too.

However, in YOUR case, I will at least take it out of the big heavy can, first.
Uhhh........sure, Roger.

::backs slowly towards the door::

But I'll have to take a raincheck on that ....Short Duration Personal Savior? WTF?......I'm kind of late for work this morning.

Short Duration Personal Savior(tm)

It's a subgenius thingie.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 04:52:07 PM

Don't do it, Illusion.
I'm pretty sure it's a trick.

He just wants a hug from ya. :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 10, 2004, 04:57:45 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?

What in the world ARE you talking about?

Emotional vacuum, indeed.

I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.

I'm probably just delerious from sleep deprivation... or you're in denial about the hug thing...

Either way, it's fine with me...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 04:59:59 PM

Quote from: Colonel Failure
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?

What in the world ARE you talking about?

Emotional vacuum, indeed.

I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.

I'm probably just delerious from sleep deprivation... or you're in denial about the hug thing...

Either way, it's fine with me...

8)

Probably both.....you're sleep deprived and he's doing his best to be in denial about wanting a hug from my sister.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 05:02:28 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Colonel Failure
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Colonel FailureYou sure you're not just covering up for embarassment at the discovery of the emotional vacuum your life has become?

What in the world ARE you talking about?

Emotional vacuum, indeed.

I have more pure hate than the state of Missouri, or even Utah.

I'm probably just delerious from sleep deprivation... or you're in denial about the hug thing...

Either way, it's fine with me...

8)
Probably both.....you're sleep deprived and he's doing his best to be in denial about wanting a hug from my sister.

The Good Reverend would NEVER deny wanting a hug from the lovely ladies...and The Good Reverend himself is having a little sleep problem, as my boss has benn flinging me back an forth between 2d and 3d shift.

Going to bed. Now.

Comet, or no comet.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 05:08:34 PM

After I do this:

(http://www.boobooday.com/evilbush.jpg)

Agree to my demands or...well...you know.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 05:10:31 PM

Arghhhh!!

Sleep well, Roger.
I'll tell my sister she owes you a big hug, k?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2004, 05:12:33 PM

'K.

G'night.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 10, 2004, 10:27:14 PM

::hugs::

HUGS!!

HUGS I SAY!!!

HUGS for everyone!!

I will ALWAYS hug a person, even cranky folks who are the goliath of Discordia!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2004, 11:31:31 PM

Yeah, what was I thinking in volunteering my sister when I could be getting hugs, instead?

::hugs the Goliath of Discord and the Karma Manager::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 11, 2004, 02:18:16 AM

oh look, its a Malaul sandwich

My boss and a male coworker where standing on either side of me at work today
and my boss colin looks at brian says
OH LOOK its a Faelan asndwich
and brian says oh no, its not
its a MAN-wich baby

:x :x :x

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 11, 2004, 07:19:17 AM

Roger sleeps?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 11, 2004, 07:20:03 AM

So he claims.
Who woulda thunk it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 11, 2004, 07:20:53 AM

Thunk?

Is that when you cross sink with lemons and thud?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 11, 2004, 07:22:03 AM

I thought is was what you got when you played a game of sink in the Land of Thud.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 11, 2004, 07:27:58 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI thought is was what you got when you played a game of sink in the Land of Thud.

Yuck! Thud!

I still have bad feelings in my stomach remembering that place when I had to go there and liberate all you 'banished' people.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 11, 2004, 07:30:48 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI thought is was what you got when you played a game of sink in the Land of Thud.

Yuck! Thud!

I still have bad feelings in my stomach remembering that place when I had to go there and liberate all you 'banished' people.

Well, it was a lot more fun before the chipmonks ran amok and set fire to the whole damned place.

I mean we had pizza and beer and X-Ray glasses and everything!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 11, 2004, 07:37:57 PM

Blast those chipmunks

Someday they'll pay

Title: Questions Only
Post by: AbsoluteAtaxia on June 12, 2004, 12:26:58 AM

Is this fun?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2004, 05:43:41 AM

Sure, dontcha think?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2004, 10:57:46 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCRoger sleeps?

Not nearly enough.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on June 13, 2004, 04:16:32 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAfter I do this:

(http://www.boobooday.com/evilbush.jpg)

Agree to my demands or...well...you know.

{{{{{{Hugs Roger}}}}}}

Hee hee hee :lol:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2004, 06:39:54 AM

Quote from: Duchess Demonica
{{{{{{Hugs Roger}}}}}}

Hee hee hee :lol:

How could I NOT post that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 13, 2004, 06:49:47 AM

Obviously, it just HAD to be posted.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 13, 2004, 09:01:40 PM

shouldn¬¥t we be askin questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 14, 2004, 12:08:29 AM

Won't we just run out of decent questions to ask at some point?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 14, 2004, 12:14:28 AM

Do you think that's possible?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2004, 01:01:21 AM

(http://home.earthlink.net/~andrea63/bushispazuzu.gif)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 14, 2004, 01:15:53 AM

Heh heh......you ever notice how GWB flares his nostrils when he doesn't like something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2004, 01:28:09 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHeh heh......you ever notice how GWB flares his nostrils when he doesn't like something?

That's nothing. Look at his LEGS:

(http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040609/i/r1719472069.jpg)

Going to bed now, haven't slept in 1.5 days.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 14, 2004, 01:31:22 AM

OMG....that's horrific.

Goodnight, Roger.
Sleep well.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 14, 2004, 05:21:51 AM

Does Bush enjoy gettin' footloose?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 14, 2004, 10:54:06 PM

I'D WAGER OL GEORGIE IS ALWAYS DOWN TO KICK OFF HIS SUNDAY SHOES.

/me laughs maniacally at his abuse of capitalization

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 16, 2004, 06:17:10 AM

Quote from: Horabme laughs maniacally at his abuse of capitalization

Are you referring to your abuse of symantical capitalization, or to Dubya's abuse of the capitalist system?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2004, 06:25:58 AM

Quote from: MedeoDoes Bush enjoy gettin' footloose?

Doesn't he have kneecaps, like normal people?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 16, 2004, 06:38:24 AM

Are there any "normal people" from Texas?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 16, 2004, 06:59:36 PM

but do they move to texas?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 17, 2004, 01:28:13 AM

Who?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 17, 2004, 04:00:33 AM

Move what to Texas?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 17, 2004, 07:03:15 AM

Why move anything to Texas? Ever?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 17, 2004, 07:41:17 AM

And especially, why move London Bridge to Texas??

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 17, 2004, 09:18:49 AM

*Looking around nervously* Just who the hell are you Weirdos? and Why is there a Bridge in my field?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 17, 2004, 02:58:53 PM

Who're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?

::likes this new person already::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: fasboy4001 on June 17, 2004, 05:29:50 PM

i have a question

if you are online right now, instant message me on AIM. then we can get high/ drunk togather. online.

shucks, that wasnt a question.

let me rephrase it:

why not?

fasboy4000 <----on aim

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 18, 2004, 01:24:40 AM

(to go back to the last question that stayed in serries...)

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWho're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?

You have to ask wearing that weird frogsuit and all?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on June 18, 2004, 03:19:12 AM

Quote from: Sotek(to go back to the last question that stayed in serries...)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWho're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?

You have to ask wearing that weird frogsuit and all?

Why do you want to go back to the last question that stayed in series? Isn't the non-serious question good enough for you?

And watch who you are calling a frog. You could end up a toad! (Of course, offering Mistress SssBella, Oracle of Doom, tequilla usually suffices to smooth things over. See, Bella, I told you I would get you more tequilla.)

Where are the cookies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 18, 2004, 03:28:39 AM

Quote from: Sotek(to go back to the last question that stayed in serries...)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWho're you calling a Weirdo, you Whacko?!?!?

You have to ask wearing that weird frogsuit and all?

How did you know I was wearing my new frogsuit?

You have X-Ray glasses, don't you?!?!?

Quote from: gnimbleySee, Bella, I told you I would get you more tequilla.

So you did, Gnome. So you did. [/size]

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 18, 2004, 04:02:38 AM

who cares?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 18, 2004, 06:28:28 PM

the Who?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 12:25:11 AM

Who's on 1st?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 19, 2004, 12:28:14 AM

the band?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 12:47:05 AM

You ever been up on Cripple Creek?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 19, 2004, 12:53:05 AM

Can I go there with you? :P

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 19, 2004, 12:53:53 AM

Do you like to see yeti's wearing only socks on thier cocks?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 01:02:34 AM

Do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 19, 2004, 01:03:37 AM

Haven't I made it clear that I do?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 01:14:16 AM

Would you be willing to put that in writing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 19, 2004, 01:22:25 AM

Sure, is that suppost to be hard? "That"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 01:45:34 AM

Blah! You've been hanging around with chaosgraves, haven't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 19, 2004, 06:30:19 AM

Do I look like a Pirate to you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 19, 2004, 05:09:20 PM

Quote from: SotekDo I look like a Pirate to you?

would you believe more like a slug?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 19, 2004, 06:57:55 PM

Certainly I would but... What do slugs believe anyway?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 19, 2004, 07:05:04 PM

Quote from: SotekCertainly I would but... What do slugs believe anyway?

What does that have to do with anything?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 07:20:31 PM

What are you guys talking about?

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Post by: Sotek.4 on June 19, 2004, 09:00:34 PM

(Sotek and ChaosGraves, both in scottish accent, In unison) "Football!, What were you talking about?"

(trainspotting refrence)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 09:06:47 PM

Why in the world would anyone want to talk about football?

I was just talking to my sister about rehabilitation.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 19, 2004, 09:15:23 PM

Football rehab?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 09:17:24 PM

You sure there's really such a thing as football rehab?

and not alcohol rehab, either.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 19, 2004, 09:20:10 PM

Do I sound like I'm sure about anything?

8)

CF

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 09:21:25 PM

No more than me. Aren't we pitiful?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 19, 2004, 09:38:49 PM

Do you really think being unsure is pitiful? Isn't it more like being wise beyond the ken of mortal man? or is that going too far?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 09:44:58 PM

That's quite comforting, thank you, and anyway.....who's to say what is or isn't taking things too far?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 19, 2004, 09:50:04 PM

Not me, that's fer sure...

...What does it matter whether someone says it is or not anyway?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 09:54:58 PM

Not me either, and you're right.....who cares what they say?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 19, 2004, 10:00:47 PM

Well, arnt you two quite the little mutually reaffirming pair today?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 19, 2004, 10:05:24 PM

To Sotek: Are not!

To Bella: Are we?

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Post by: Bella on June 19, 2004, 10:05:34 PM

Yeah, we are, aren't we?

You know what they say....when no one else will reaffirm you, do it yourselves.

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Post by: Colonel Failure on June 19, 2004, 10:15:40 PM

It certianly seems that way doesn't it?

Huh... so that's what they say... everyone I meet seems to think they say something different... isn't that funny?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 19, 2004, 11:33:06 PM

Who said that's what They say?
Haven't I told you to never trust anything Bella says?
Especially when she refers to some mysterious and non-specific "They"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 19, 2004, 11:36:56 PM

Do I look like the kind of Colonel that believes anything I write? Much less what somebody else writes?

8)

CF

Well, of course she's evil... and I'm gonna get her back for siding with roger in 'Operation: tease Malaul with coffee'... but there's no harm in pretending to trust her while my Tank reloads...

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Post by: Bella on June 20, 2004, 12:05:51 AM

What this? My best friend and my only Colonel conspiring against me behind my back?

Good work, you two....takes a lot of pressure off just knowing that you're on to me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 20, 2004, 12:34:19 AM

Quote from: Colonel FailureDo I look like the kind of Colonel that believes anything I write? Much less what somebody else writes?

8)

CF

Well, of course she's evil... and I'm gonna get her back for siding with roger in 'Operation: tease Malaul with coffee'... but there's no harm in pretending to trust her while my Tank reloads...

wait, when did this happen?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 20, 2004, 01:43:36 AM

Did you find it yet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 20, 2004, 01:51:52 AM

yes I Think so...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 20, 2004, 05:21:59 AM

What were we looking for again?

(Sorry, I haven't been on in a few days and I'm to lazy to scroll down and read for myself)

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Post by: illusion on June 20, 2004, 05:26:23 AM

We missed you, where you been?

PS: We were looking for this thread: http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2280

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 20, 2004, 05:45:02 AM

I've been out performing my annual masochistic ritual of staying two nights in the middle of the woods, freezing my arse off and being injected with copious amounts of insect saliva.

So, how was your week? :)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2004, 05:54:20 AM

Sounds like fun....sort of.
Illusion and I went to the lake and got sunburned, and I made three
necklaces out of stones, and work wasn't too bad.

It's still cold up there in the farther north, huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 20, 2004, 05:59:21 AM

Only at night.

But I "got" to go hiking during the daytime, when the heat is far above bearable. The falls at the end of the hike were gorgeous though, so it almost resembled being worth it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2004, 06:06:47 AM

I used to do that kind of stuff before I got too lazy.
Now I find I'd rather ride a golf cart or something.

It's pretty where you live, huh?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 20, 2004, 06:13:17 AM

That's what I'm told.

I've lived here all my life, so I don't exactly get as teary-eyed when I look at Mt. Shasta as the thousands of city-slicker tourists do every summer. It really is a lovely place overall- I've just had 16 years to get used to it 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2004, 06:15:28 AM

Yup, one gets used to one's everyday surroundings.
Shasta looks right purty to me when I drive past now and again.
Although it's been about two years since I was last there.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 20, 2004, 09:33:20 AM

Quote from: MedeoThat's what I'm told.

I've lived here all my life, so I don't exactly get as teary-eyed when I look at Mt. Shasta as the thousands of city-slicker tourists do every summer. It really is a lovely place overall- I've just had 16 years to get used to it 8)

Same here, I also tend to get a bit of heat about it from my mom and uncle who grew up in LA.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2004, 04:15:29 PM

You mean as in telling you to appreciate what you have?!?!?!

Makes me cranky when people do that. :evil:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 20, 2004, 05:17:05 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou mean as in telling you to appreciate what you have?!?!?!

getting back to the game...

Is that even possible?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Xoder on June 20, 2004, 05:26:41 PM

are you even possible?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 20, 2004, 05:33:24 PM

Quote from: Xoderare you even possible?

Are you a solipsist?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 20, 2004, 06:19:30 PM

what the hell's a solipsist?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 20, 2004, 06:23:47 PM

A theory holding that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and that the self is the only existent thing.

Why do you ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 20, 2004, 06:35:48 PM

Why did I expect useful advice in starting a cabal? silly me.
I mean, what would I have done with it if I got it? :o

Actually the advice wasn't so bad, it sorta made clear to me while my intent was good I was missing the point. SMFabal's site is pretty inspirational too. I've come to think that Creative Organization can be effectivly the same as Creative Disorganization, and vice versa, and (borrowing from CF's comments) how we do things is utterly irrelevant so long as we do things, and have fun.

Is that your dog over there peeing on my cousin?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2004, 06:50:38 PM

You sure your cousin isn't peeing on my dog?

St Hugh and a couple of other people around here have cabals.
Try asking him/them for advice on how to start one.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 20, 2004, 07:33:07 PM

So when he won the nobel prize he was *your* cousin, but now that he's reduced to peeing on dogs he's all of a sudden *my* cousin, is that right?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 20, 2004, 09:29:24 PM

Isn't that the way the world works, Sotek?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on June 20, 2004, 10:14:10 PM

How can I get rid of these skeeters?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 21, 2004, 02:07:10 AM

gotta canna hair sprey and a lighter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 21, 2004, 02:17:49 AM

Quote from: Malaulgotta canna hair sprey and a lighter?

I have some to loan him. :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 21, 2004, 10:42:03 AM

Quote from: Malaulgotta canna hair sprey and a lighter?

Just add roller skates, and you've got all the ingredients of Jet Grind Radio.

Sorta makes you feel naughty, don't it? :twisted: Forgive me if what I'm writing is just senseless crap, as I am very sleepy right now...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 21, 2004, 10:47:19 AM

Quote from: Medeo
Just add roller skates, and you've got all the ingredients of Jet Grind Radio.

only if you've got DJ professor K on hand.

that game is awesome...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Unbound Wrench on June 21, 2004, 11:44:26 PM

are you all bound?

hint: the answer is yes!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guido Finucci on June 21, 2004, 11:45:17 PM

Quote from: Unbound Wrenchare you all bound?

hint: the answer is yes!

You came back! <sniff><sniff>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 21, 2004, 11:45:57 PM

Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: Unbound Wrenchare you all bound?

hint: the answer is yes!

You came back! <sniff><sniff>

you doubted it?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 21, 2004, 11:49:39 PM

Yay!

I knew he would be back, but not quite this soon.
Welcome back UW!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on June 22, 2004, 03:21:35 AM

Let's all sing to UW

"Don't wanna be you unbound wrench
One more Phlegmatic malcontent
I'd rather go and clear my head
Don't wanna be an unbound wretch"

(Apologies from whomever I stole, er, borrowed this from.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 22, 2004, 05:50:38 AM

It was the fighters of the foo wasnt it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 23, 2004, 06:30:58 AM

Hmm.... does anyone else find it strange that Google returns no results for "unbound wrench"?

You'd think there'd be a link to the lyrics of that song, or to this board...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 23, 2004, 06:38:06 AM

Maybe we're all imagining Unbound Wrench.
He could be a product of our collective unconscious.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2004, 06:39:27 AM

I pick the third option.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 23, 2004, 06:40:27 AM

What option is that, Hugh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2004, 06:42:18 AM

That the Wrench is actually an old Neolithic Era deity from a French Shopping Mall in Quebec.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 23, 2004, 06:44:31 AM

Seems logical.

Yep, that must be it :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: fasboy4001 on June 23, 2004, 09:02:55 AM

i got 700+ hits on google

i dunno if yous guys have seen it but, go to google, type "miserable failure" and hit "im feeling licky"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 23, 2004, 09:04:23 AM

Quote from: fasboy4001i got 700+ hits on google

i dunno if yous guys have seen it but, go to google, type "miserable failure" and hit "im feeling licky"

Licky, huh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 23, 2004, 09:05:46 AM

Quote from: fasboy4001i got 700+ hits on google

Not if you put it in quotes

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 26, 2004, 11:14:42 PM

Where is everyone this afternoon?

I'm bored.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 27, 2004, 05:12:46 AM

You wanna play a board game or something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Xoder on June 27, 2004, 05:28:53 AM

What's the point of a board game?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 27, 2004, 05:35:38 AM

Quote from: fasboy4001i got 700+ hits on google"

oh yea? well I get 6,490 hits.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: fasboy4001 on June 27, 2004, 06:31:26 AM

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 27, 2004, 07:48:52 AM

I got none
cause I DIDNT TRY!!
so there!~

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 27, 2004, 11:49:22 PM

Do you feel proud of yourself, Ms. M?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: fasboy4001 on June 28, 2004, 02:37:20 AM

i bet she is

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Sotek.4 on June 28, 2004, 08:30:41 AM

* Sotek Shakes the Magic 8-Ball: "Will this topic ever die?"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 28, 2004, 05:29:43 PM

Quote from: Sotek and The Lazy Susans* Sotek Shakes the Magic 8-Ball: "Will this topic ever die?"

"Would you try again later?"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 29, 2004, 05:53:08 AM

Do you actually believe in that thing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: fasboy4001 on June 29, 2004, 07:27:45 AM

i went to google and typed in "Will this topic ever die?"
i got 976,000 hits

then i went to immages and typed "magic 8 ball"

the first pic was www.umich.edu/~info/8ball/4.gif

it said "most likely"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 29, 2004, 09:15:20 AM

FUN FACT:

Google returns 8,640 matches for "cheese whiz" (including quotes) and 32,100 for cheese whiz (no quotes).

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 29, 2004, 09:24:25 AM

Where does one go for a good piece of entertainment after a rough few days?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 29, 2004, 10:02:38 PM

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWhere does one go for a good piece of entertainment after a rough few days?

a whorehouse?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 29, 2004, 10:05:10 PM

Do they have whorehouses in Australia?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 29, 2004, 10:07:50 PM

Are you planning a trip?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 29, 2004, 10:09:21 PM

Yes, but not to Australia.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 29, 2004, 10:10:11 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes, but not to Australia.

where to?!?!?

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Post by: Bella on June 29, 2004, 10:23:34 PM

Montana

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 29, 2004, 10:27:27 PM

don't believe in it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 29, 2004, 10:28:19 PM

Going there, anyway.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 29, 2004, 10:31:19 PM

:: chuckles under breath::good luck

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 29, 2004, 10:35:22 PM

I don't need luck......I'm gonna hang out with my sister and get drunk
and drive the tractors in at night from the parking lot to her friend's store.

Good times.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 29, 2004, 10:37:02 PM

thats right ... in montanya... that "place" you're going to.

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Post by: Bella on June 29, 2004, 10:39:09 PM

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthats right ... in montanya... that "place" you're going to.

Yup :twisted:

I've been there before, ya know.
Imaginary or not, it's a lot of fun.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 29, 2004, 10:40:51 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisthats right ... in montanya... that "place" you're going to.
Yup :twisted:

I've been there before, ya know.
Imaginary or not, it's a lot of fun.

did you see the scarecrow and the tinman there as well?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2004, 12:50:34 AM

No, but I saw some flying monkeys.
I sure hope a house doesn't fall on either my sister or myself. :shock:

::rethinks the decision to pack her new red shoes::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 30, 2004, 06:04:52 AM

Are we in Kansas anymore?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 06:05:36 AM

Quote from: MedeoAre we in Kansas anymore?

Nope. We're in Canuckistan.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 30, 2004, 07:34:58 AM

were not in nantucket?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 07:36:17 AM

are we inna bucket?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 07:36:59 AM

Nope.

We are in Boobopolis.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 07:39:39 AM

is that near Phunkadelphia?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 07:40:11 AM

Quote from: Malaulis that near Phunkadelphia?

Kinda sorta.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on June 30, 2004, 07:41:40 AM

Is it true what I heard on the news about Phunkadelphia?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 07:42:37 AM

Quote from: PlaidikinsIs it true what I heard on the news about Phunkadelphia?

Possibly but not likely unless it is.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 30, 2004, 07:53:07 AM

Did anyone get what he just said?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 07:56:30 AM

are you talkin to me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Plaidikins on June 30, 2004, 07:57:44 AM

Who's talkin' to you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 07:58:39 AM

IDUNNO!!

thats what Im trying to figure out isnt it?!?!???

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:00:35 AM

What's happening with you people?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 30, 2004, 08:01:13 AM

Can't we all just talk at everyone all at once?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 08:01:29 AM

people?
People?
we dont need no stinkin people...

or do we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on June 30, 2004, 08:01:38 AM

What people?
Which people?

Where?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2004, 08:02:24 AM

Whoa! Triple post......I'm impressed.
You guys impressed, too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:03:03 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhoa! Triple post......I'm impressed.

What triple post? Where? What about being impressed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 08:03:27 AM

what tripplke post?
what are you guys talkin about?
OMG

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:04:55 AM

What are you guys on? Drugs?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 30, 2004, 08:05:33 AM

What'choo talking about willis?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2004, 08:05:48 AM

Illusion, Medeo and Malaul, all posted almost the exact same thing at the exact same time.
It was really weird to see them all pop up at once.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 08:05:57 AM

Drugs?
you guys are on drugs?
and you didnt share?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:06:33 AM

What's Bella getting on about?

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Post by: Bella on June 30, 2004, 08:07:09 AM

Getting on to be about time for a drink.
Or else a cookie.

Or both.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 08:07:11 AM

the tripple post I think...?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:07:44 AM

who's watching our base?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:08:00 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomGetting on to be about time for a drink.
Or else a cookie.

Or both.

Why drinks and cookies?

Why didn't you invite us?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 08:09:02 AM

do you feel left out too hugh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2004, 08:09:07 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomGetting on to be about time for a drink.
Or else a cookie.

Or both.

Why drinks and cookies?

Why didn't you invite us?

I have a couple of beers and all these cookies.

I made them myself......who wants one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on June 30, 2004, 08:10:13 AM

is our flag secure?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:10:55 AM

Quote from: Hotsumais our flag secure?

forget about the flag, don't you think we should be more worried about being set up the bomb?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:11:50 AM

Who will set us up the cookies and beer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on June 30, 2004, 08:13:02 AM

shoudl we make our time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:13:50 AM

All your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:15:19 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.

You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:15:48 AM

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.

You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.

Thyme is not of the path.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:16:32 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.

You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.

Thyme is not of the path.

*sets the path up the thyme bomb*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:19:46 AM

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.

You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.

Thyme is not of the path.

*sets the path up the thyme bomb*

path is not of the thyme nor the bomb.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:21:25 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAll your Bella's cookies and beer are belong to us.

You are on the path to sustenance, make your thyme.

Thyme is not of the path.

*sets the path up the thyme bomb*

path is not of the thyme nor the bomb.

which is precisely why a ticking thyme bomb will do great damage to it for great justice!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:26:20 AM

prepare us up the phaser

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:30:21 AM

*Sets us up the phaser*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:31:48 AM

Give to them the phaser power at their base.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:43:21 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCGive to them the phaser power at their base.

*powers phaser at their base*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:45:10 AM

set them up the can from kick-ass to their hineys!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:53:18 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCset them up the can from kick-ass to their hineys!

*sets up the upset*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 08:54:59 AM

fire them the destruction

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 08:58:54 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCfire them the destruction

*Puts the destruction on the path to happening*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 09:04:06 AM

KABOOM!

Nicely bombed fire destruction you set up at them!!!!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Trollax on June 30, 2004, 09:07:02 AM

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCKABOOM!

Nicely bombed fire destruction you set up at them!!!!

I do so for great justice

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 09:07:39 AM

A great cause is from the justice settting up.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 30, 2004, 10:15:46 AM

.....what happen?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 30, 2004, 10:34:15 AM

the big destruction has set us up at the victory!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on June 30, 2004, 03:34:13 PM

Is the victory party over already?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 01, 2004, 12:12:02 AM

storm teh front!

the party aint over till we've urinated and relieved ourselves throughly on every last carcass.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on July 01, 2004, 05:31:26 AM

Now that's a party! 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on October 15, 2004, 12:38:35 AM

Why did you guys ever stop talking in questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 12:57:20 AM

who in their right mind would want to continually talk in questions? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 15, 2004, 01:09:19 AM

who knows?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 02:35:20 AM

don't you know that one of the rules is "no rhetorical questions"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 15, 2004, 02:36:26 AM

is that a rhetorical question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 02:38:15 AM

are you trying to trick me? Don't you know that I never lose at questions? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 15, 2004, 05:58:31 AM

why?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 02:30:00 PM

hasn't anybody explained this to you? Do you have any idea what you're up against? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on October 15, 2004, 04:04:35 PM

What's all this, then?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on October 15, 2004, 06:42:01 PM

You can't tell?!?!?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 09:08:08 PM

Oooh...oooh...are you guys playing too? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 16, 2004, 12:39:21 AM

why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on October 16, 2004, 12:53:09 AM

Can I join in or has someone already asked that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 16, 2004, 01:23:32 AM

are you better at the game than the rest of these schlubs? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on October 16, 2004, 03:43:18 AM

Isn't it obvious?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 16, 2004, 03:45:03 AM

Was I asking you? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on October 16, 2004, 05:19:06 AM

You talking to me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on October 16, 2004, 09:42:26 AM

You were talking to me...right?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 16, 2004, 01:41:45 PM

no he was tlakign to me. i r0x0r this game!!!!!!! :mrgreen:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 16, 2004, 02:53:18 PM

no offense, guys, but...can we get somebody in here that doesn't suck at questions? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 16, 2004, 02:58:52 PM

what is the square root of pwn?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 16, 2004, 03:05:19 PM

do I have to show my work? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 16, 2004, 04:40:03 PM

only if platypussies lay eggs. do they?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 16, 2004, 08:17:22 PM

Quote from: horab fibslageronly if platypussies lay eggs. do they?

if we were playing for money, you would have just lost...

have you ever actually seen such a beast? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 17, 2004, 12:31:51 AM

People actually play this game for money?
Why didn't someone tell me this a long time ago?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 17, 2004, 02:41:07 AM

haven't you ever heard of the World Series of Questions? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 17, 2004, 01:48:52 PM

why is it caleld the wrolds series? why not the super bowL? or the championships? or the question off? eh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2004, 02:07:04 AM

why don't you ask the people who started the event?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 18, 2004, 02:13:24 AM

do you know them?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 03:18:17 AM

What are you asking ME for?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 18, 2004, 03:22:41 AM

where are my car keys?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2004, 03:50:33 AM

was that your car? did you know it doesn't have enough horsepower to jump an open drawbridge? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 18, 2004, 04:20:37 AM

it's called 2nd gear isnt it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Delusion on October 18, 2004, 09:21:11 AM

Quote from: horab fibslagerit's called 2nd gear isnt it?

Even if your engine could handle it, why ruin your suspension trying?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 18, 2004, 02:19:07 PM

Six rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....

Heads.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2004, 02:21:29 PM

Quote from: LMNOSix rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....

Heads.

but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....

heads.

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on October 19, 2004, 01:05:36 AM

Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: LMNOSix rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....

Heads.

but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....

heads.

8)

Why should we beware of Turds and Fondue Pots?

Heads

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2004, 01:26:00 AM

Quote from: Nikoli Volkoff
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: LMNOSix rhetoricals, two repetitions, and what did we get in return? He's depressed! Denmark's a prison, and he'd rather live in a nutshell; Some shadowplay about the nature of ambition that never got down to cases, and finally one question that could have led somewhere, but instead led to the illuminating claim to tell the diffrence between a hawk and a handsaw.....

Heads.

but hey, at least they almost discovered gravity....

heads.

8)

Why should we beware of Turds and Fondue Pots?

Heads

Why don't you ask hoshiko? Haven't you had her give you a fortune cookie?

heads.

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 19, 2004, 01:27:06 AM

have you got a fortune cookie?

tails.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2004, 03:00:34 PM

Are you trying to end the game? do you want to be hung from some cheap staging? don't you know that's what happens when it comes up tails? 8)

heads.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 19, 2004, 03:07:46 PM

Do you think s/he gets the reference?

Heads.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 20, 2004, 02:04:37 AM

do you think that i get the reference?

do you think i am trying to end the game?

do you think i want to be hung from soem cheap staging?

do you think i know that that's what happens when it comes up tails?

que pasa yo hombre y'sombrero?

que est'ce les tetes?

which way does the wind blow?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 20, 2004, 02:13:02 AM

how can we be sure s/he would care if s/he did get the reference? do you think we can import to him/her the importance of the coin coming up heads? Do you think s/he could be so clever as to almost discover gravity and invent the hamburger? 8)

heads.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 20, 2004, 02:39:51 AM

d00d! wh3|23z my <4|2?

Draw.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 20, 2004, 02:46:42 PM

didn't we already discuss your car? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 02:50:29 PM

My car?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 20, 2004, 04:12:16 PM

you have a car?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 04:32:02 PM

Who, me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 20, 2004, 04:48:15 PM

i dunno, what about that hot chick over there?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 04:51:13 PM

What about her?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 20, 2004, 07:18:28 PM

do you think her boobs are real?

do you care if her boobs are real?

does her adam's apple look suspiciously prominent to you?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 07:24:02 PM

Do you think I'm the kind of guy to get freaked out by a transexual?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on October 20, 2004, 07:28:35 PM

Do you think I'm a transexual?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 07:37:55 PM

YOU? Are you insane?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on October 20, 2004, 07:50:27 PM

I'd say the odds are pretty much in favor of me being insane, wouldn't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 07:54:16 PM

Does that mean you're not a woman?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on October 20, 2004, 07:56:17 PM

When did I say I wasn't a woman?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on October 20, 2004, 08:26:04 PM

Why are you people talking in questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 08:26:59 PM

Didn't you read the title of this thread?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 08:27:44 PM

Quote from: illusionWhen did I say I wasn't a woman?

What are you trying to hide?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 20, 2004, 08:30:07 PM

How much will you pay me to rat on her?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on October 20, 2004, 08:31:58 PM

Quote from: LMNODidn't you read the title of this thread?

Are you saying that gnomes can't read?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 08:32:21 PM

What's your price? Will a good recipie for Brussel Sprouts do?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 08:33:33 PM

Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: LMNODidn't you read the title of this thread?

Are you saying that gnomes can't read?

Why are you winking at me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 20, 2004, 08:33:44 PM

Ha! How could you think I'd sell out my best friend for one measly recipe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 08:35:12 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHa! How could you think I'd sell out my best friend for one measly recipe?

Well, why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 20, 2004, 08:38:23 PM

Ah, you haven't figured yet how very greedy I am, have you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 08:42:41 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAh, you haven't figured yet how very greedy I am, have you?

Ok, then, what would it take?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 20, 2004, 08:50:54 PM

How many cookies do you have?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2004, 08:54:53 PM

You think I can't make as many as you would want?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on October 20, 2004, 09:18:51 PM

You think I can't hurt her more than enough to make up for all the cookies you can bake?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on October 21, 2004, 12:42:53 AM

why is no one giving me cookies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 21, 2004, 12:46:56 AM

You want half the cookies LMNO pays me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on October 21, 2004, 12:58:28 AM

you even have to ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on October 21, 2004, 03:51:26 AM

Are the cookies frosted?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 21, 2004, 04:03:32 AM

is shwrazchneggar hard to spell?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 21, 2004, 04:49:59 AM

Why the fuck do underage drinkers have to flock to my room at one in the morning to be loud and play Halo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 21, 2004, 01:20:14 PM

Quote from: agent compassionAre the cookies frosted?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 21, 2004, 03:13:21 PM

Quote from: YthacthaWhy the fuck do underage drinkers have to flock to my room at one in the morning to be loud and play Halo?

are you in college?

what did you expect?

why don't you get with the program?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 01:30:58 AM

1. What do you think?
2. Are you able to fuck yourself?
3. Why the fuck would I want to waste all of my parents money (which love me very much and are trying to put me through school so I can be an ecological restorationist and try to salvage what is left of the natural world) and the little time I have on this planet (seeing my dads a diabetic and will probably only live into his mid fifties and I am genetically predisposed) to go get wasted?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 22, 2004, 01:36:03 AM

what do you think college is for?

why do you think goddess gave us opposable thumbs?

what do you think college is for?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on October 22, 2004, 01:38:05 AM

do you have anything better to do?

do you think that if I could fuck myself, I'd be wasting time posting on forums?

do you realize your somewhat defensive and touchy response seems as though you are dangerously close to being trolled?

do you understand that you should not take anything said on the board seriously?

are you having fun yet?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 01:38:59 AM

Do you understand that Im goddamned depressed, that I cant do anything right, that I almost killed myself several times? Do you even care?(of course you don't)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on October 22, 2004, 01:41:36 AM

did you not even read my last post?

do you think you should take yourself (and us) so seriously?

do you think anything that any of us do makes a shit's worth of difference in the grand cosmic scheme of things?

can you lighten up?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 01:47:44 AM

could I possibly remember to log in?

does everyone realize that the last post was me?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 02:09:57 AM

Do I have a choice?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 22, 2004, 04:33:56 AM

must everything be said three times before it is true?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on October 22, 2004, 04:43:24 AM

Why not?
Why not?
Whye Knot?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 05:28:29 AM

May an apology be accepted (better now)?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: fluffy on October 22, 2004, 05:33:58 AM

does everyone know what

phhhffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

means?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 06:09:54 AM

can bunnies be full of shit? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 22, 2004, 07:08:07 AM

Although I try try try to be good...... can I be anything but evil?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: gnimbley on October 22, 2004, 02:35:19 PM

Is that a bad thing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 02:39:00 PM

Isn't it true that bunnies are coprofagus (they eat their own shit)?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 02:40:32 PM

Does that mean Fluffy eats gnimbly?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 02:45:10 PM

Do you realize just how fucking hilarious that was?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on October 22, 2004, 03:21:26 PM

Are you feeling a little better now, hon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 03:33:44 PM

Do I sound like Im feeling better(yeah, I really am)?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on October 22, 2004, 04:17:57 PM

Quote from: LMNODoes that mean Fluffy eats gnimbly?

Where do you come up with this stuff?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 04:27:23 PM

Doesn't Fluffy say gnomes are full of shit?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on October 22, 2004, 04:30:48 PM

How does he justify that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 04:32:06 PM

Isn't there something called "truth by assertion"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on October 22, 2004, 04:36:21 PM

In some sense yes, but does that make it real?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 04:37:42 PM

Why should that matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on October 22, 2004, 04:39:33 PM

Doesn't the apostle Sya Dasti make that laboriously clear?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 05:03:11 PM

Clear? About whether or not reality should make a difference? Are you kidding?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 07:10:43 PM

does anyone really think that "true" and "real" are the same thing? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 07:20:43 PM

Wasn't that what I was getting at?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 07:22:12 PM

really? truly? 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 07:26:06 PM

Weren't you going to say, "who farted"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 07:45:42 PM

did somebody fart?

oh my god, was it me?

:oops:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 07:46:43 PM

Would you get serious?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 07:48:15 PM

are you kidding?

what would the point of that be?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 07:54:27 PM

Who said there had to be a point?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 08:21:55 PM

don't you think I've been serious enough for one day?

do you realize I've exceeded my seriousness quota by at least 50%?

do you think I should post only in swahili for the next 24 hours to make up for it?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2004, 08:26:54 PM

Are you implying that the Swahilians are not serious?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 09:03:04 PM

Yeah, Turd, whats so unserious about Swahili?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on October 22, 2004, 09:03:59 PM

What I wanna know is, why are we concerned with all of this truth and reality anyway, if we're Discordians?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 09:14:31 PM

Does it matter? Being Discordians, can't you be concerned with whatever the hell you want to be concerned with?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on October 22, 2004, 09:19:18 PM

Are you questioning my authority?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 09:21:54 PM

Don't I have to? Isn't it the rules?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 09:22:02 PM

did you just call them "Swahilians"?

have you ever heard swahili?

who gave you authority?

can I have some too?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 22, 2004, 09:25:15 PM

Didn't I post first? What makes you think you can...? *backing off*
Wouldn't it be stupid for me to try and take athority when Im only a newb?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2004, 09:50:06 PM

na wewe pokea kama wewe na la jibu ili maisha swali?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 23, 2004, 12:53:27 AM

What the...? Was that swahili? And what did it mean?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 23, 2004, 01:07:34 AM

i don't see any clicks in there. otherwsie it looks/sounds liek african bush language to me.(nto that i'm an expert- hell i can't even use english right most of the time)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 23, 2004, 01:10:00 AM

could it be anything but swahili?

wouldn't it be more rewarding for you to translate it yourself?

am I just too lazy to find a way to paraphrase it that would still be a question?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 23, 2004, 01:27:31 AM

Did horab just break the question guideline?

Where could I find the tools to translate Swahili?

How should we punish the unquestioner?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 23, 2004, 01:31:43 AM

why is it so important to follow teh guidelines?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 23, 2004, 01:35:39 AM

How am I supposed to know?

What do you think I am, a five star saint?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 23, 2004, 01:44:03 AM

Quote from: YthacthaDid horab just break the question guideline?

Where could I find the tools to translate Swahili?

How should we punish the unquestioner?

fuck it...time out...

yes.

I have a simple translation program. PM me and I'll either send it to you or send you the link for the site I downloaded it from.

we should answer every post he makes in any thread on the board with a question.

OK...game on!

what is the sound of one foot running?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 23, 2004, 02:30:53 AM

What is the sound of one hand?

Why would I ever want to study your made up koan?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 23, 2004, 01:40:23 PM

what is the sound of 10,000 monkeys singing karaoke?

why does people complain when the rules of the games get broken?

why can't i jsut have hl2 now? :roll: :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: rumplestiltskin on October 23, 2004, 06:05:35 PM

Quote from: horab fibslagerwhy is it so important to follow teh guidelines?

That's simple.
If you don't you lose, and if you lose I'll take your first born children.

Unless you can spin straw into gold all by yourselves.

And I'm betting you can't.

Can you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 23, 2004, 06:08:05 PM

Did someone else just brake the guidelines too?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: rumplestiltskin on October 23, 2004, 06:12:27 PM

I don't know, did I?

Because if I broke the guidelines that means I'll have to give you people my first born child.

Unless I can spin straw into gold.

And I can. :mrgreen:

You wouldn't want my oldest child anyway. He's about <---> tall and he has green skin and he likes to dance nude around the fire.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 23, 2004, 08:26:25 PM

lol, where do you grow this shit?

And can I sell it for you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on October 23, 2004, 10:24:17 PM

why wouldnt it cause confusion?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Yakaro-Atama on October 23, 2004, 10:26:22 PM

can i sell this shit?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Yakaro-Atama on October 23, 2004, 10:27:46 PM

Why the hell are you reading this?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 23, 2004, 10:32:23 PM

Don't you know you aren't supposed to double post? or Triple post?

Title: Hey-ya-yi
Post by: Hey-ya-yi on October 25, 2004, 01:12:09 AM

no, should i?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B_M_W on October 25, 2004, 01:51:01 AM

Where the hell have you been? Don't you know its common curtosy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 02:07:54 AM

um?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 02:08:10 AM

which day is today?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 02:08:47 AM

from whence do the perfectly ordinary beasts come from?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 02:09:35 AM

is limited power less corrupting than absolute power?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 02:12:05 AM

on any given tuesday, would you consider it likely that any given number of people may be ngaged into arboreal passions in any given grove or bush?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 25, 2004, 05:22:35 AM

must you quadruple post?

are you that bored?

don't you know that tuesday is official "fornicate in the bushes" day?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on October 25, 2004, 05:29:10 AM

What? I was supposed to use a BUSH?

*shrugs* Right then, George, get over here...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 05:56:39 AM

how many fingers am i holdign up?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2004, 05:57:33 AM

Quote from: horab fibslagerhow many fingers am i holdign up?

Three?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 05:59:03 AM

how did you knwo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2004, 06:01:37 AM

I got it right? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 06:02:30 AM

more or less. i was eatign pizza.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2004, 06:10:59 AM

Yumm...........what kind of pizza you eating?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 06:19:09 AM

a large fundamentalist with pepperoni and greenpeppers, tho i forgot to get ranch sauce :/

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2004, 06:22:46 AM

What's the ranch dressing for?
I don't think I've ever tried pizza with ranch dressing.
It sounds good, though.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 06:41:57 AM

for dipping the slices and wings.

why doesn't western canada have the pizza chain that makes the bbbq sauce pizzas?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 25, 2004, 02:43:20 PM

Even though you don't have to, wouldn't it be more interesting if people reponded to previous posts, rather than spouting off non-sequitors?

Oh, and Horab, why would you expect Canada to make good pizza?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 08:50:49 PM

they make good pizza in southern ontario, why not the rest of canada?

tho the opizza here sn;t that bad, i just weant my bbq sauce substituted for the tomatoe sauce. is that too much to ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on October 25, 2004, 08:59:37 PM

What have you got against non-sequiturs?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 09:01:39 PM

where is my self control?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2004, 09:13:10 PM

Self control?
What's that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 25, 2004, 09:16:08 PM

good question.

do you have any grey poupon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on October 26, 2004, 01:34:16 AM

why no,do you think should I?

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Post by: Penumbral on October 26, 2004, 01:48:26 AM

what is grey poupon?

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Post by: Bella on October 26, 2004, 03:26:20 AM

It's a mustard....but why do they call it grey when it looks like a nasty yellow/green?

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Post by: agent compassion on October 26, 2004, 06:57:25 AM

And why does it have the word "poop" in it if it's not what's in the jar?

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Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2004, 02:07:48 PM

Ah, but does it matter what it looks like, when it tastes so good?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 26, 2004, 02:35:52 PM

but does it really taste so good?

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Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2004, 02:56:52 PM

you don't think so?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 26, 2004, 03:07:16 PM

wasn't i askign you?

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Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2004, 03:10:58 PM

Have you never tried it? Not even on Bratwurst?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 26, 2004, 03:23:05 PM

have i even tried bratwurst?

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Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2004, 03:54:44 PM

Now, how would I know that?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 26, 2004, 04:02:43 PM

isn't it your turn to monitor the hidden cameras?

8)

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Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2004, 04:11:36 PM

Oh, did I forget about that again?

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Post by: illusion on October 28, 2004, 08:02:32 AM

Why is it that I also keep forgetting what it was I meant to do, but didn't do because I forgot?

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Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2004, 01:30:19 PM

Could it be because you forgot about it?

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Post by: Bella on October 28, 2004, 05:19:54 PM

Or possibly because she forgets everything on a regular basis?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 28, 2004, 07:41:27 PM

are you sure she doesn't forget everything on an irregular basis?

8)

I know I do

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 28, 2004, 09:37:32 PM

what you say?

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Post by: illusion on October 29, 2004, 08:58:52 AM

I said, "why did Bella drop a 10 lb weight on my foot tonight at the gym?"

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Post by: gnimbley on October 29, 2004, 02:22:31 PM

Because Eris made her do it. Eh?
(gnomes don't do questions. We are more into interrogatives.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 29, 2004, 03:03:52 PM

Why you gotta be such a rebel, gnimbley?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2004, 03:05:14 PM

and do you have a cause?

8)

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Post by: gnimbley on October 29, 2004, 06:03:02 PM

Quote from: LMNOWhy you gotta be such a rebel, gnimbley?

Eris made me do it.

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Post by: illusion on October 29, 2004, 07:02:47 PM

Did she hit you on the head with her hammer?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2004, 07:26:09 PM

where did I leave my drink?

has anybody seen my drink?

8)

another night out on the streets/stop in for my usualy drink/oh, bartender, please.../Tanqueray and tonic, my favorite drink/I don't like anything colored pink/that just stinks...it's not for me!/it feels like...somebody...put something...somebody put something in my drink

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Post by: LMNO on October 29, 2004, 07:27:30 PM

Can we raise a glass to Dee Dee Ramone?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2004, 07:30:35 PM

did you know that when I lived in Seattle, my band was supposed to open for him cuz the original opening band cancelled, but he died 2 days before the show?

8)

I still have one of the posters.

sad.

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Post by: Bella on October 30, 2004, 01:22:30 AM

Did you know that my daughter named her cat, Ramona, after him?

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Post by: agent compassion on October 30, 2004, 06:56:38 PM

Did you know that I used to watch that "Ramona" show back in the 80s? Wasn't that show cool?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 07:16:15 PM

no?

8)

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 10:24:08 PM

Got a problem? Bring it to the Friendly People. People touching people. People rubbing against people. People developing the nuclear first-strike capability to incinerate people. Sound like a flash in the pan? lt's gotta be: you don't settle for less. You don't have to. You're you. And you've got needs bigger and more earth-shaking than your grandfather could've dreamed. How do we keep bringing them to you, year after year, bigger and better?

By using the technology of tomorrow on the consumers of today. The Now People. People on the go. Going from Smart Shopper to New Low Value in the time it takes to dial our number. And you know which one that is! Call now won't you? For more of what you've come to expect from us. Style. Mood. A certain dependable kind of image. An image of the way you'd like people to be. Passive. Pretty. White. As white as the complexion of our finest women, grown right here by our special process. As white as the hair of God, white as it was in life! As white as the blank sheet on which we write your mind. Who are we?

We're the Happy People. Happy to live in a world of images. Images of war. Family. Crime. Fun images, that help rinse away unsightly self-images, so you can get away from the privacy of your own home. After all, aren't you what everything's here for? You're what we're here for. That's why we made everything! That's why everything made you. And that's why you made us. Who are we?

We're the Money People. People who take your money. No more money hassling! But what about little Dickie, you sap What's little Dickie gonna do, when you're working late, and Wilma's minding the fort, and Sis is in and out? Put away those straps and buckles: Dickie's safe with usl (He's even learning to speak again, our way.) Safe with the people who know what it is you want from a world. Simplicity. Reliability. A world you can go to, without worrying about whether your money is safe.

You know, when we first got into this business we didn't know much more than you. Like you, we thought there was a world out there: a world of value. A world that needed meaning. Love. Beauty. A world that needed a better product. Uh-uh. There's just you. And you want to know something. You want to know just exactly what it is you're suppposed to do. You don't care why, just so long as it's the right thing. lt's natural. Everyone wants to do the right thing. But sometimes it's hard to 'know just what the dght thing is. Let's say you're black. And you've just lost your arms and legs defending U.S. interests in Afghanistan. You come home, and get thrown in jail for life for beating up four white cops. You want to know: just exactly what is it l'm supposed to feel?, We can't give you all the answers. But we can help flesh out your fantasy that there are some. At our labs, we use only the finest homemade ingredients. Love. Children. God. And the purest blend of money your needs can buy, grown right here by our special process! A process in use since our first Mom and Pop operation. Who are we?

We're the Normal People. The most normal. people in the world. But not quite as normal as you. Why? You're unique. It's natural: everyone's unique. But you stand apart from the crowd: you're normal. Normal as a typical herd of Sea Cow. Normal as an exploding stellar nebula. Normal as the world in which we live. And what could be more normal than that? Certainly not the competition! How do we stay so far out in front of the pack? By building a racetrack-decoy ideology with the pick-up of a domestic, and the maneuverability of an import! Who are we?

We're the Information People. The people who provide you with the information you need, to help you through your busy day. Information about divorce. Inflation. Drug abuse. Information vital to your survival, because information is the most important part of our world. In fact, it's the only part. Information like light. Living things. Information between neurons. Fast-breaking genetic information, information you'd be hard pressed to do without! Information you simply can't get anywhere else, at a vaIue no one can underprice.

Let's try this little test. Compare. A glass of the, leading competitor's product. Our product. You can see the difference. Now some people would say, "This glass is empty." But other people would say, "This glass hasn't been filled yet, but when it has, I'll like what's in it!" Those are the people we're looking for. The people who look on the bright side. The people who want to like things. And that's what life's all about, isn't it: liking?

You want to like as many things as you can. You want to have as many things as you can. It's natural. Everyone does. But not everyone feels that way. Some people don't want to like things. The people who aren't good enough to have them! People from unfurnished countries. People who have smudged skin. People who have sex with males. The people who want to ruin everything. They want the things you like, but they're not willing to do the work you need to have done to get them! When they do your work, and they get them. They just use them for their own purposes. But you don't. You don't say "my purposes." You say "our purposes." And who are we?

We're the Big People. The people who wear three-piece suits. The people with important eyebrows. The people with sticky voices like this, voices which soothe worried minds in a world in which everyone thinks their own thoughts. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone thought your thoughts? Because let's be honest. Sure you want to be unique. It's natural. Everyone does. But you also want to be right. Until now, that meant a lot of time-consuming prayer and back-breaking contemplation; put away that neocortical washboard: no more working your neurons to the bone! Thanks to us, what was once a reality can become a dream.

You see, we're old-fashioned. We want to go back to the old days, the days of white people, before women. The days of owning, and building, and having. Having things clean, and big, and smooth, and fast! Return with us now, won't you? To a world where people did whatever they wanted, and minded their own business. A world where everything had a purpose: yours. The world you meant to make, before the Negative People took over. The people who say no, and bad, and stop, and different, and small. The people who are negatives of you, and you know what color that is! The. people who want to start by tearing down, instead of starting like us, by building up! Who are we?

We're the Communication People. The people whose talk is strictly state-of-the-art technology. It's disposable. Reversable. Reusable with almost any brand of idea, including our deluxe line. Yours. Sound costly? Put away that semantic checkbook! Now communication can be yours for a fraction of what it cost Grandpa. Why clutter up your world with a lot of hard-to-percieve subtleties? You either like a thing or you don't. And in your case, it's the former. That's why we like you. And that's why we're always looking for quicker; easier ways to tell you so. Slogans. Jingles. Logos. Ways of reaching out and touching you, the way you want to be touched. Slightly. Who are we?

We're the Real People. The people who make you real. So real you can almost see yourself! More real than you've ever been before. But then, you've never been at all, before us. In fact, nothing has. And not even very much of that. Not even this sentence. Because when we say disposable, we could mean Just about anything! Who are we?

We're the Other People. The people other than you. People so other we're opposite, yet so people you'd never guess we weren't the real thing! People who are almost you, but couldn't quite make the pre-season cut. People who are a little more than you, because we make the things you know you ought to be making. Things like money. Revolution. Art. Love. Things the Negative People told you were more important than what you're making now. Us. People so other we're even other than each other. So other we're even other than ourselves: you. Because you're one of us. How do we know? Nowadays there's a little more involved than just counting the arms and legs, as Grandpa did in his day! Nowadays we're a little more scientific than that. But the original formula still remains the same: you see them; they make you; you join us.

Still skeptical? Try this simple test. Look at me now. Notice anything? Now you know how we feel. Separate. Gone. Repeated. Like you, only over again. We can't help noticing. In fact, we have an old saying: "Hi." Why do we say it? It's a tradition. Like I said, we're old fashioned. We don't much care why we do the things we do, just so long as they're the right things. Because even though the newer the better, deep down inside you know the new is wrong. It's different, so it could be a mistake. If it wasn't a mistake, then why didn't it happen before? You see, we don't really want to know what we're doing: we want to know what we're supposed to do.

That's why you're here. You take all the crazy things we do we can't even explain ourselves, and put a good, solid reason behind each and every one of them! Because you don't really care what happens: you want to know what's supposed to happen. And that's why we're here. Who are we?

We're you. You don't settle for less. You don't have to. You're you. We're nothing without you. And within you. And someday, you'll be nothing too. Don't you think it's time you said "hi"? Call now. You remember our number! Void where prohibited: everywhere! Hurry while the customer lasts. Supply is limited. In fact, we have an old saying: bye-bye.

Brought to you ny the good people at the CotSG

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on October 30, 2004, 10:27:16 PM

What the fuck? Did that get mis-posted?

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 10:38:22 PM

Quote from: LMNOWhat the fuck? Did that get mis-posted?

Nope.

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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 30, 2004, 10:42:09 PM

Well, it certainly was questionable.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 10:43:49 PM

So what, Mister Dobbs, we're "in shape for the finals!!" Really, Mister Dobbs, just where is that long promised bucket of Pils(TM)? And tell me, "Bob", what about this Slack business?
Shouldn't the Hierarchical Slackholders be getting unearthly dividends on a REGULAR basis
by now? Or is it all really TOO much fun, "Bob"?

Whatever happened to "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"? Has there been Insider Trading in the Souls Repository in Dobbstown? Come on "Bob", remember us? We used to sell Fropmixture for you back in the OLD days. We've heard the old Dobbshead SnakeOil Routine before; we know ALL about the Bleeding Head of A.P. ... But when will it come, is what we want to know. When shall the fabled Luckplane tilt, and when shall things begin at last to flow to all, all, all of us who, despite the perilous times in which we do live, cleave unto you still?

X-Day is coming closer, Dobbs, you haven't got all day to the end of the world, have you? So hadn't you better get cracking, Mister Dobbs? Don't you think it's time to get your ass out of PARTY mode and back up the crack? Heuuunnnh!!?

Or just fuckin' KILL ME, Mister Dobbs!!

Think we haven't done our paperwork, "Bob"? Think we don't know ALL the scams by now?
Think we're just like all those dipshit Bobbies out there, Mister Dobbs? You better think again, Pipe-face!! You better remove your Dobbshead from your old Dobbsass and do it while you've still got the chance. We're tired of solutions, our veins are going flat, we want leadership AND the bucket of pils you promised. So what if we never sent you the $20 -- big deal! We're not the Zombies, Mister Dobbs, we're the Liararchy, the ones who hung it all over the electrified razorwire fence for you, DUDE! Tell us not that the check is in the mail, oh exalted master, lest you be smitten by the Stark Fist of Pretentiousness!!

Are you holding out on us, "Bob", or are you the fatuous, incompetent dipshit that you appear to be? Spare us the Con, "Bob". We don't believe in that shit any more. We're adults now, and we DO believe in monsters. Don't try and use GENETICS as a cheap excuse!!

And enough of this REVEALED WISDOM crap, Mister Dobbs. That puts you right up there with Joseph Smith and Donald Regan Don't you think it's time you leveled with us, "Bob"? Or don't you think you CAN level with us, Mister Dobbs? The lone and level sands stretch far away, "Bob", and you seem to be still refueling your camel. Don't you think you can tell us, "Bob"? We ARE in shape for the finals. We have filled out the form. We have endured the vicissitudes of being members of your ridiculous cult. Now, where's the check, Mister Dobbs? Where are the groupies? What happened to the mutant sex kittens?

Are you trying to run the same MIRACLE ELIXIR routine on us that you pull on the Bobbies?

Do you consider us ALL pipe fodder, Dude??

Then maybe you better have a good look around you, Mister Dobbs! Reconsider your style while you check the contents of your safe. Who placed the charges just right? Who got you the Kevlar body armor for the Night of Slack Death revival? And who made sure that three different clones from three different places all made it to the county coroner's cold slab? Yeah, Dude, we're talking about what was supposed to happen and what really happened! So now certain documents aren't where they're supposed to be. Certain
guaranties of residual percentages are no more. It's a whole new game, Mister Dobbs. This ain't no illiterate hillbilly putsch a la Billy amuels and his cretinous ilk. Oh no, Mister Dobbs, this is rot from WITHIN your sacred system, this is the AIDS of the Church of the SubGleemious! This is the real shit, or as they say in Nicaragua, LA CACA VERDAD!!!

So think about that, Mister Dobbs. Think about spreading the wealth a little, or losing it ALL!! You may think this is an idle threat, but it isn't, Dude. NOOOO! This in a genuine phenomenon that crept up on you and your shoddy little scribe while you were playing Ninety-Day Messiah and he was brown-nosing the Eastern publishing Conspiracy!

The pure and perfect order of the universe according to Dobbs has been suborned and perverted. We are the only ones left to clean things up! (Take this as a warning.) Time is running short, you have been notified once; there is NO second warning. Repent, quit your graft, jack off! We want to see you coming instead of going. We're tired of that routine about the pyramid money-scam funds being transferred to our accounts every Monday. Oh yes, the old Dobbshead pops out, regular as clockwork, makes the same old tired promises and we get a headache that lasts all year!! Meanwhile you aren't even keeping track of the things that have happened since we helped you fake that assassination. Oh well, easy come easy go, hey, Mister Dobbs? Listen up, you simpering
pipefaced fuck, you're gonna fry in the inner regions of the worst fundamentalist-inspired hell, and there won't be any Pils(TM), asshole!

Do you really think that crapulous old Philo can still act as your shield? Forget it, buddy! We turned him around with a color TV, an electric guitar and a sixpack of NP years ago! And not only does he have all the access codes to the banks in Zurich, Kyoto AND Glen Rose, but he can still write checks on them!!! Better look again, Mister Dobbs, you've been Conned as badly as those Pinks and Bobbies that you've been conning for all these years. While the sycophantic faction of the Church has been indulging in self-congratulatory, masturbatory "stage productions", the hardcorps few that made you what you are have been doing the REAL work of the Church.

We've got the negatives and the edited masters. XEROXES? Who the fuck cares about grainy second and third generation bulldada???

We're calling the shots now, "BOB", it's our script, better call your lapdogs to heel and back off, sucker! This ain't no jiveass realtime video show, this if for REEL and we'll reel you in with that big, stainless steel hook jammed right up your pipe! And having that pathetic little hyperthyroid, Stang, write a letter refuting all this as some kind of JOKE will do you no good whatsoever, Mister Dobbs. He can't write a coherent sentence without that word processor you had grafted onto his nervous system. And his discs aren't the only thing about him that's floppy!!!

It's really too bad that you couldn't appreciate where the real talent lay, and now you're stuck with a New York jockpreacher and a burned out po'bucker hack. You coulda had religion, Mister Dobbs, but all you got was a cheap joke and a yawping lipfart. Ah, well, we should have known better than to trust any asshole born before World War Two. Too bad you've been playing the game all these years with only half a dick... er, deck that is, SIR! And don't think that punched-out old slut Connie will help you at all; all she wants is a stiff bank account and personal organ lessons. Sterno has been giving her the best of all possible worlds for years, and that ain't Arcturan Poontang we're talking about, Bub!!

You have been informed, dipshit, and we hope you change your ways! Now, excuse us as we have to finish dissecting the Janor Device. Once we get the SpoutChip out and duplicate it, you won't even have that psychobabbling neuroturd to front for you anymore. We got him with a simple promise of work in Las Vegas -- so much for the integrity of the Hierarchy, Mister Dobbs. And "Bob", spare us that cheap song and dance about the Bleeding Head of A.P., he's already got a lawsuit ready to slam your ass in bankruptcy court! So much for Golfer Power, hey, Dude?

Hoping to hear from you SOON, Mister Dobbs.

Yours in the faith of the Church,

the nine who know!!!

EDITORS NOTE: WE'RE LAUGHING AT YOU, BOY.

This Is The Kind of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on October 30, 2004, 10:46:20 PM

Quote from: Wenchmaster KWell, it certainly was questionable.

:twisted: You're a wise woman, Wenchmaster K :twisted:

Here's the question of the moment:

How many fingers am I holding up?
And whose fingers were they before I got 'em?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 10:51:44 PM

What kind of weird, synthetic drugs did Roger take before he wrote that?

8)

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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 30, 2004, 10:53:25 PM

What makes you think he wrote that?

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 10:55:54 PM

Quote from: Turd FergusonWhat kind of weird, synthetic drugs did Roger take before he wrote that?

8)

I didn't write it.

(I credited the CotSG, you might notice)

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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 30, 2004, 10:56:54 PM

Ha! See? I was right.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 10:58:20 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Wenchmaster KWell, it certainly was questionable.
:twisted: You're a wise woman, Wenchmaster K :twisted:

Here's the question of the moment:

How many fingers am I holding up?
And whose fingers were they before I got 'em?

Threeve.
at least, that's how many of mine are missing right now...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 11:02:12 PM

Quote from: Wenchmaster KHa! See? I was right.

well, anyway, I had to take some pretty strong drugs to read it...

8)

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 11:04:17 PM

Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: Wenchmaster KHa! See? I was right.

well, anyway, I had to take some pretty strong drugs to read it...

8)

Don't do drugs.

Give them to me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 30, 2004, 11:05:18 PM

What, don't you want mine?

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 11:05:49 PM

Quote from: Wenchmaster KWhat, don't you want mine?

Sure. Too much is always better than not enough.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 31, 2004, 01:50:59 AM

some damned good subgeniii pieces there roger. you oughta rip off more for us.

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Post by: agent compassion on November 01, 2004, 10:54:24 PM

http://www.uprightcitizens.org/43/index.html

I, _______________
do hereby swear to embrace chaos, to disrupt the sedentary status quo at all costs, to fight the manipulative regulation of government and social norm. I will engage the narrow-minded and expose them for their ignorance. My allegiance to the Upright Citizens Brigade will be first and foremost herewithin. I was so frightened I almost ran away I didn't know that I could do Anything I needed to And then a bolt of lightning Hit me on my head Then I began to see I just needed to believe in me Now I, I believe in me And I, I believe in something more Than you can understand Yes, I believe in me They said I didn't stand a chance i wouldn't win no way But I've got news for you There's nothing I can't do Ain't no pretending Ain't no make believe But I've got to be the one I gotta do what must be done Don't think I believe in me Yes, I believe in me - yeah I don't need no money I don't need no fame....No I just need to believe in me And I know most definitely Don't need to get wasted It only holds me down I just need a will of my own And the balls to stand alone Don't think Well do you really Yes, I believe in me Do you do you Yes, I believe in me I wanna rock 'n roll Yes, I believe in me! In these times of contention it's not my intention to make things plain I'm looking through mirrors to catch the reflection that can't be mine I'm losing control now I'll just have to slow down a thought or two I can't feel the future and I'm not even certain that there is a past I believe in the worker's revolution And I believe in the final solution I believe in I believe in I believe in the shape of things to come And I believe in I'm not the only one Yes I believe in I believe in When I poison my system I take thoughts and twist them into shapes I'm reaching my nadir and I haven't an idea of what to do I'm painting by numbers but can't find the colours that fill you in I'm not even knowing if I'm coming or going if to end or begin I believe in the immaculate conception And I believe in the resurrection And I believe in I believe in UCB. I believe in the elixir of youth And I believe in the absolute truth Yes I believe in I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I've fallen from favour while trying to savour experience I'm seeing things clearly but it has quite nearly blown my mind It's the aim of existence to offer resistance to the flow of time Everything is and that is why it is will be the line I believe in perpetual motion And I believe in perfect devotion I believe in I believe in I believe in the things I've never had I believe in my Mum and my Dad And I believe in I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I'm skippin' the pages of a book that takes ages for the foreword to end Triangular cover concealing another aspect from view My relative motion is just an illusion from stopping too fast The essence of being these feelings I'm feeling I just want them to last I believe in original sin And I believe what I believe in Yes I believe in I believe in I believe in the web of fate And I believe in I'm going to be late So I'll be leavin' What I believe in There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore There is no love in this world anymore I got a new life you would hardly recognize me I'm so glad how can a person like me care for you why do I bother when you're not the one for me is enough enough I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong but where do you belong Under the pale moon for so many years I've wondered who you are how can a person like you bring me joy under the pale moon where I see a lot of stars is enough enough I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong but where do you belong I saw the sign and it opened up my mind and I am happy now living without you I've left you I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting arms Don't think If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly See I was on the verge of breaking down Sometimes silence, it can seem so loud There are miracles in life I must achieve But first I know it starts inside of me Now I have a story that I'd like to tell About this guy - You all know me - had me scared as hell He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed He's burnt up like a weeny and his name is Fred He wears the same hat and sweater every single day And even if it's hot outside - he wears it anyway He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I'm asleep I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right And we had just gotten back off tour last night So the gang and I thought that it would be groove If we summoned up the posse and bum-rushed the movie I got Angie Jeff got tine Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen In my life That was all right though 'cause the lady was chill Then we dipped to the theater set to ill Buggin', cool, having' a ball And somethin' 'bout Elm Street was the movie we saw The way it started was decent, ya know Nothin' real fancy About this homeboy named Fred and this girl named Nancy But - word - when it was over I said yo', that was def And everything seemed all right when we left But when I got home and laid down to sleep That began the nightmare on my street! It was burning in my room like a oven My bed soaked with sweat And man I was bugging I checked the clock and it stopped at twelve-thirty It had melted it was so darn hot And I was thirsty. I wanted something cool to quench my thirst I thought to myself, yo, this heat is the worst! But when I got downstairs I noticed something was wrong I was home all alone but the TV was on I thought nothing of it as I grabbed the remote I pushed the power buttonand then I almost choked When I heard this awful voice Coming from behind It said, "You got my favorite letter but now you must die!" Ma, I didn't even wait to see who it was Broke inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cous'!" Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screaming Then thought, "Oh, I git it, I must be dreaming" I strolled back home with a grin on my grill I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince But Freddy killed all that noise real quick! he grabbed me by my neck and said "Here's what we'll do We gotta lotta work here, me and you The souls of your friends you and I will claim You've got the body and I've got the brain" I said, "Yo Fred I think you got me all wrong I ain't' partners with nobody with nails that long Look, I'll be honest,man, this team won't work The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt!" Fred got mad and his head started steaming But I thought, "What the hell, I'm only dreaming" I said, "Please leave, Fred, so I can get some sleep But give me a call and maybe we'll hang out next week" I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thanks for stoppin' by" Then I opened up the door And said, "Take care, guy!" He got mad, threw back his arm, and slashed my shirt I laughed at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt" It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here" No further words and then I darted upstairs Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed Pulled the covers up over my head And said, "Oh please do something with Fred" He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws Tried to get me, but my alarm went off And then silence It was a whole new day I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway" Until I noticed those rips in my sheets And that was proof that there had been A nightmare on my street O man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff Come on, come on Come on Jeff, answer! Come on, man Hello Jeff, this is Prince, man Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up What do you want? Jeff, wake up, man, listen to me, Jeff It's three o'clock in the morning Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me? What? Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep Maaan Jeff,listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff No, NO, I talk to you tomorrow, I'm gong to bed Jeff! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! (Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa) Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Answer me, Jeff! I'm your UCB, now. Don't think.

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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 02, 2004, 01:30:38 AM

Now that is one solid block of text.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:36:32 AM

SHUT UP OR STAND UP!

A fragment. Transcribed from a cassette tape recording made at a seance in 1973.

"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of..."

(Tape runs out.)

CotSG

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Post by: agent compassion on November 02, 2004, 03:31:14 AM

QuoteNow that is one solid block of text.

Yeah. I like the first part best:

I, _______________
do hereby swear to embrace chaos, to disrupt the sedentary status quo at all costs, to fight the manipulative regulation of government and social norm. I will engage the narrow-minded and expose them for their ignorance.

F&*$ the status quo!

Last night I saw a brilliant costume. It was a woman wearing a dress made of personal ads screened onto the fabric of the dress itself. Below that she wore a jaked campaign sign. The original sign said "One Man, One Woman, Yes on 36."(36 would amend Oregon's constitution to ban gay marriage and straight remarriage after divorce.) She had changed it to "One Man, One Woman, Yes on 69." :lol:

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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 02, 2004, 04:26:21 AM

Quote from: agent compassion36 would amend Oregon's constitution to ban gay marriage and straight remarriage after divorce.

Whoever thought that up... I give em credit for trying to turn the clock back to the 1500s or so...

I do like the costume, though.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2004, 04:40:56 AM

unless we increase the status quo to critical masss, we'll never make any headway!

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Post by: agent compassion on November 02, 2004, 04:57:05 AM

Quoteunless we increase the status quo to critical masss, we'll never make any headway!

Hmm. No, see, the problem is FEAR. When you create an institution that is self-perpetuating it begins to recruit. It preys on the people's natural fear of being "outside" and "alone" and it envelops them within itself. The status quo can expand and engorge itself forever on the fear of the needy. People need to learn that they are not food!

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2004, 04:58:49 AM

adn that's why we must reach critical mass.

or else only a limited number of people will learn as such, whiel the masses remain in a state of ear and loathing.

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Post by: agent compassion on November 02, 2004, 08:04:04 PM

i don't think so....before we meet critical mass the peer pressure exuded by the status quo will absorb anyone seeking freedom....what we need is to offer them something better than the false safety of the status quo and the mass mind....

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 08:16:29 PM

the NSRA would be willing to lease the revolution some of our "comfort girls" for a nominal fee....that oughtta get the attention of the sheep..... 8)

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 03, 2004, 02:10:14 AM

Quote from: agent compassioni don't think so....before we meet critical mass the peer pressure exuded by the status quo will absorb anyone seeking freedom....what we need is to offer them something better than the false safety of the status quo and the mass mind....

the mass mind is a fact of nature. it's the well from whence we spring(our conciousnesses. stopping minds from leakign into one another is like trying to make febreze suck, it just aint gonn ahappen.

as for status quo, well there isno status quo. adnthat's the exact and precise reason that those thsoe who seek to change it are frustrated, because it changes itself, as a matter of mass boredom and marketing genius.

critcial mass. - ok, lemme put it this way, you've got 40 tonnes of impure uranium sitting int he ground. it's generating enough radiation heat to keep the the matter around it molten right? now purify it and take 40 pounds of the stuff and stick it together. you'bve got critical mass resulting in a chain reaction, a synergetic effect which results in an effect that is greater than what would have been achieved by the impure or lesser amount of pure ore combined.

same thing with foolishness we ahve now. right now we'v got enough radiant material (the masses ) to heat shit up, btu no chain reaction. purify that into some badass shittybuzz foolishnesss, and you've got critical mass resulting in a chain reaction. faith can move mountains.

now you're askign yourself why woudl i want to move in that direction than the other? well right now we've been moving in thedirection(more or less- as i will explain) that hippies and idealists liek yourself would prefer. believe it or not. but the whoel while we're moving in that direction ont ehsurface, we're moving in teh exact opposite direction ont eh foudnation. so thatif the surface actually gets to where it's going, it's still fuct because here we've got no foundation.

see also- i ching(many of the hexagrams things have the foudnation, top dynamic as the basis for it's stuff)
and gundam wing(where world peace is achieved through world domination- the people are brought to the brink of their desturction by the alpha males and are guided as such to not want war anymore- thothe gundam wing example may be slightly oversimplified and maybe jsut a little fantastic.)

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 03, 2004, 02:27:02 AM

isn't this the questions thread?

8)

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 03, 2004, 02:45:14 AM

i sit? you knwo soem of my greatest stuff in soemwhere in this and other game threads.

foolish aint it?

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Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 02:56:54 AM

is it just me, or do i have one more + than horab? does that make me leeter than him?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 03, 2004, 03:15:24 AM

maybe it does. maybe it doesn't can you headshot soemone by aiming at their stomach?

because apparently i can...

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Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 03:16:07 AM

Quote from: horab+maybe it does. maybe it doesn't can you headshot soemone by aiming at their stomach?

because apparently i can...

maybe if the rifle kicks an insane amount up and the lag is crazy long.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 03, 2004, 03:18:35 AM

i think itwas a case of funky hit boxes combined with lag. cs:source is goofy like that.

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Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on November 03, 2004, 03:52:40 PM

Quote from: Turd Fergusonisn't this the questions thread?

8)

Hah, where have you been?
When did this forum ever manage to stay on topic?

Which reminds me......I bought some of that topical cream to apply to all
of these mosquito bites and can't seem to find it anywhere.

Aghhhh.....I feel a fit of fever and/or chills coming on.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: sadis on November 04, 2004, 07:11:01 AM

is this topic?
is this question, and if so, why?
WHO MADE THIS, DAMMIT?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 04, 2004, 07:29:05 AM

Quote from: Slartibartfast++is it just me, or do i have one more + than horab? does that make me leeter than him?

Wouldn't that make you double plus good?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 07:29:42 AM

no it'd be a doubleplusslartibartfast.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:30:17 AM

BUT SERIOUSLY, NOW, FOLKS ...

Written In The Spirit by Rev. Ivan Stang

"Having three flat tires in one day, oh, yeah, that's HELL !"

-- Hypercleasians 14:6.

"The only ones who have a right to live are those not yet born."

-- Yossarian, Rio Bisbee Band

"NONE ARE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO HAVE NO EYES."

-- Philo the Essene.

I am the proud owner of two little kids, both old enough to read, yet young enough still to believe in Santa Claus. It irks me that I can't tell them certain things, but it almost shames me to have to tell them other things at all. The monstrous truth about Santa Claus, they don't need to know. But one day, I had to warn them about certain grownups who were so twisted by their own messed-up parents that they want to "do bad things to you." Breaking such news to a child feels awful -- and it's chilling to think what they're prompted to imagine about the world, no matter how you soften it in the telling.

But I couldn't bring myself to tell them about The Bomb...or about The Germ, or The Gas. I know what would happen if my kids started thinking about those all the time: they'd end up like me. Throughout high school I was dead sure the future would see us back in the caves. As Einstein, or somebody, once said, "I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but the one after that will be fought with sticks and stones."

And now, we don't even have that to look forward to. There would be nothing. NOTHING LEFT if the Big Mistake happened. (Incidentally, my children figured that out for themselves, without my having to say anything. Between TV cartoons, news, and overheard conversations, they were able to put two and two together before First Grade. You'll be glad to know they have adjusted better than I ever did.)

Most people can't really conceive of worldwide extinction of all higher life forms; they have a lot of trouble, for that matter, conceptualizing so much as a rape or a car wreck, at least until it happens to them. "Positive thinking" and escape into affluent isolation have become so socially desirable that the idea of preparing for the worst is seen as a bad habit indulged only by survivalists and other 'kooks.' To most Americans, a 'big mistake' is forgetting to, say, photocopy that textiles contract before the board meeting, or burning the roast when guests are coming for dinner. They won't build themselves a fallout shelter, yet they'll donate to save the whales.

Most human beings have no idea how real they are -- nor how smart, for that matter; yet, at the same time, they grossly underestimate their own stupidity! They could permanently wreck the planet for the rest of us simply by not giving themselves enough credit. (And if they distrust themselves so much, think how much they distrust you!) They assume they wouldn't be good enough at anything important to take a stab at it -- and in all too few cases, they're right -- so they cling to the safe and the meaningless. They wish everyone else would, too. When someone tries to warn them of a danger of which they weren't already aware, they take it as an insult.

"If they all thought they were as great as I think I am, everybody'd get along just fine -- even though they'd all be wrong!"

-- "Bob" Dobbs to a Sunday School class in 1955.

How much do you tell your kids about the future? About polution, about overpopulation, and war and crime, and where the statistics point? When does it stop training them for survival, and start making them suicidal?

How much can you afford, psychologically, to tell yourself?

People tend to take things for granted, to forget how useful their MINDS are. Unfortunately, that's one of those processes which snowballs, and by which privileged people, given every opportunity to become self-reliant, nevertheless degenerate into big pink crybabies. If people are less alive than they used to be, it's only because, for them, there's less to being alive. The line between life and death can become blurred and indistinct. A truly dedicated worker can keep making an income, or cooking dinner for the family, long after his or her mind is dead. Any belief in life after death should include the hideous plausibility of becoming a sick, invisible ghost that keeps shuffling back to the office or the kitchen. What else happens to people whose instincts are so ruined that they can no longer differentiate between the so-called "Light" and the so-called "Darkness?" Might not that "Light" thing, that ALIVENESS, get overdrawn just as easily as its checking account?

It's all too easy for us to desoul ourselves by overdoing just what we thought might save us -- work, drugs, religion, etc. We continue to calculate, but we cease to feel. We wreck the very instincts that are necessary for maintaining that state between self-lobotomizing lethargy and neurotic burn-out.

People are compelled to "own" more and more things, which would be fine, but constant gain becomes a sick compulsion that can scrambles anyone's ability to distinguish between LIFE and THINGS at all. They forget that they're animals, and start playing dangerous games with their own bodies and with all of nature. It's fine to learn by experimenting; a child usually has to get burned a time or two before it learns to take its parents' advice about the kitchen stove. It's just that this time, the "stove" is 50,000 nuclear warheads and unimaginable germ warfare viruses. We only get to 'try' it once.

It's just a damn shame: snuffing all life except lichens and deep-sea heat vent worms is EASY, whereas feeding humanity is HARD WORK. No use crying over spilt milk; but that doesn't mean it's okay to spill that plutonium!

Human brains can be terrifying to examine closely, especially by their owners. Ordinary people, conditioned to limits on every hand in the real world, become so scared of the immensity of their own brains, of the obvious fact that the inside is so much bigger than the outside, that they routinely run absolutely insane risks. Their desparation then requires all manner of half-assed justifications, and ineffectual but (more importantly) simple formulas by which to remain uninformed -- avoiding the complexities of their responsibility for themselves. Driving to work on the expressway, for instance: how often do we concretely visualize what we're doing then? Can we realize that we're little wads of delicate meat, crouched inside flimsy tin cans, hurtling along at incredible speeds with death no farther away than the next driver's last mixed drink?

We see this chronic denial also in the differences between "religions" and "cults." A religion exerts itself in improving psychological and physical conditions within it and without it; a cult just keeps jacking itself off, though it might go through the motions of 'food outreaches,' etc. *Most so-called Christians aren't religious; they're cultists. So are most SubGeniuses!

America is a cult. We are cult zombies. If the ruling elite can get away so easily with dumping unimaginable quantities of poison into our air and water, meanwhile witholding safer technology because they don't currently sell it, how is that any different from Jim Jones telling 900 people to commit suicide? In both cases, the zombies do what the cult leader says. The Rev. Jim Jones was simply more honest about what he demanded from his devotees.

The function of religion is to circumvent that creeping acceptance of hopelessness, to constantly remind you how alive you indeed are, so that the logical, practical side of yourself can't keep hammering you down. You're being hammered at from all sides -- including the inside -- but as long as you know what's going on, you can HAMMER BACK.

If life was easy, everybody would be living it. But it isn't, so some die instead. Many of our more brainy citizens kill themselves. The more a person knows, the tougher it is to maintain a sense of balance and fairness in the universe; the inventive mind is tormented by visions of how much better things might have been. On the other hand, common sense -- particularly the common sense of humor -- can reveal a sustaining beauty, and a level of meaning (even if only imagined!) that makes life just as much more fun as it is more threatening.

Sadly, such an outlook is incomprehensible to the self-desensitized. If you're of a minority religion, or race, or sexual proclivity, or even business, then you have probably clashed with people who seem to oppose you -- but won't come out and admit it -- for absolutely no reason at all. Hopefully, you realized that such people are simply jealous of your ability to make the best of a bad situation. They want you to be as unlucky as they are. Otherwise, their entire world view wouldn't make sense. Religions are particularly easy to warp into disguises for jealousy, justifications for hate. In modern America, a "Christian" preacher can make himself very rich by acting as the carrier of some contagious neurosis, some form of mental illness in which followers can hide from their own shortcomings.

Being informed, knowing better, doesn't always help. "Expanded consciousness," if it's the real thing, should go hand in hand with an awful realization of responsibility. But we've all had 'hip' friends who drank enough beer every night to nourish a tribe of Ethiopians for a week -- and who put enough up their noses in a day to buy vaccinations for half of Kenya. There are literally millions of people starving to death right now, and we "aware" people of the developed nations are the only ones who can really do very much about it; we talk or sing about it eloquently before blowing it off. We remember our rights, but forget our responsibility as... well, as the only responsible life forms. A tough responsibility? It isn't half as tough as watching your whole family starve to death because there is no food for miles around.

Everyone has a right, even a duty, to enjoy themselves. However, to a man getting off a hard day's work, having fun means ignoring those who aren't -- just as those who possess no sense of humor automatically dislike those who do. Indeed, fun for many people requires seeing others in misery. Until work and fun are no longer opposites, this won't change. Work must become more meaningful for fun to become less an act of desparation; only then will the semi-leisured class (such as those who found themselves reading this) be able to appreciate what leisure they have. When that happens, the jealousies will evaporate and people will want to share.

We can probably look for this to happen in, say, ten thousand years.

In the meantime, a minority of the two-legged animals will be stuck with keeping the whole chain of life intact, almost despite the wishes of the rest of the two-legged animals. Since two-legged animals are by far the most dangerous creatures on the planet, this may prove to be a risky job!

And it really is all life. All. That's how high the stakes have risen on the nuclear gameboard. We are actually placated by movies like ROAD WARRIOR, or even PLANET OF THE APES; such popular post-holocaust fantasies may turn out to be 'best possible" scenarios! Those nasty, low-tech caveman future worlds might come about without any wars; at least they're inhabited worlds! The real post-nuke landscape wouldn't support such exciting luxuries as roving bands of bloodthirsty killers or mutated monsters.

The chain of life is astoundingly adaptable, but frighteningly fragile at the same time. Like a delicate glass ball, it's easy to break, and easy not to break. We've already racked up quite a bill on our ecological charge-card, but our kids and grandkids are the ones who'll have to pay up. Evolution proves every day that it's a blind machine, without sympathy or aesthetic sense, that will snuff us out automatically if we blow it. There was at least one other race of humanoid bipeds not so long ago; remember the Neanderthals? Guess who exterminated them? (And we did it without even one nuclear device!* )

If we do screw up, in the BIG way, it won't be just a couple of the big-league countries -- it'll be everybody. Extinction is just as hard on an innocent baby or a cute little bunny as it is on a murderous asshole. Ask any dinosaur, or any Mandan Indian.

We well-fed people have a dream: the dream of acquiring MORE CRAP for LESS WORK. The rest of the world -- the other three-quarters of it -- has a dream too: the dream of enough to eat. The hungry ones surround us on all sides; they live right down the street, in fact. We, and the wretched, and the normals who couldn't care less, are all in the same rickety little boat together, in a cold, cold sea. And someone is fooling around with that little PLUG at the bottom of the boat. Our leaders act like they don't even believe that plug is there; obviously, NOBODY is giving us "instructions." We have to figure this situation out for ourselves. And we'd better do it fast, just to be on the safe side.

Nor will God help us. That's right, NO BIG MAN IN THE SKY WILL SAVE US.* We smartypants bipeds chose to take it upon ourselves, to take it out of "God's" hands. We have the ball ... now where do we run with it? Do we run with it at all?

Having the responsibility also means we have choices.

For all intents and purposes, WE are "God" now... yet some talk about a "nuclear judgement" as if it had been decreed for our own good. Someone in THIS life might beat you up or throw you in jail for your sins, but it won't be God. If there is a nuclear judgement, it'll be OUR fault alone.

No "church" will save you either, especially not the SubGenius Church. However, we would at least encourage you to SAVE YOURSELF, which is better than most religions can say. What are we saying you should do? Well, we know, but, just to be assholes, WE WON'T TELL YOU. That would be cheating! It's between you and "Bob" and Mom and apple pie.

It isn't just the prospect of an irreversibly contaminated foodchain that should worry you, either. It's the thought of what the pissed-off ELDER GODS will do to our ETERNAL SOULS as PUNISHMENT for stupidly ruining Their expensive chessboard, Earth.

There's not a whole hell of a lot that any of us CAN do with any major, immediate results. Violence and saboutage? That's exactly like using a knife to attack a man with a machine gun. The Bomb, and starvation, and etc., are here to stay until people change not just the way they think, but what they think about.

Any lone person -- even you -- can aid and abett that process by becoming one more voice howling in the wilderness, or howling from atop a carhood in the city, or howling on a radio talk show... or in conversation with a friend. We must howl in all our different ways. It can make a difference: 2,000 years ago, Christianity started out as a couple of maniacs ranting in the desert, and look how far it's come!

On second thought, forget that example.

I, or any subversive character like me, will gladly tell you to do something... but we sure as hell aren't going to try to tell you what. The ruling class, however, tells you exactly what to do, every chance they get.

(Notice a difference?)

It's easy to do what they want; they desire but one simple thing from you. They'll let you have anything you want, if you'll just do this one thing they ask.

If you'll just GIVE UP.

Think about it. Wouldn't it be so much easier to just stop worrying?

You're not stupid, though. Even though you can't just suddenly up and save the planet, there are still a million "little" things to be done. There are groups out there, countless clusters of knowledgeable people, all underfinanced, that specialize in protecting the water, the animals, the people, the plants. They need your money and time.

Or maybe, for now, all they need is your attention. Perhaps, even more than that, they need you only to hang on to your instincts, to preserve your intuition, until you're in a better position to use them. That alone would be better for them, for the time being, than losing you entirely.

It's up to you to find the ones you can work with in your own town, and/or the national organizations that happen to agree with your personal politics. You have to decide which ones are naive do-gooder fools, which ones are crooks, and which ones are effective. We could point you in a few general directions -- but who's kidding who? You've known all along what to do. This article is just a 'pep talk' to help convince you to go ahead and actually do it. Whatever it is.

We're the first animals on this planet to have to start guiding our own evolution (at least, until we're outdated by the new models we'll create!). Only the few who know about it ever feel the burden, but it's a heavy one. The crucial, immediate thing is to keep it FUN. Our job right now is to make the responsibility more clear and yet to keep it in perspective, to keep it fun. To make it possible.

Everything you can see around you was once called "impossible." We must make the damn-near-impossible seem more possible than it really is -- if we knew how tough it was actually going to BE, we'd give up entirely. We must continually fool ourselves into helping ourselves, because another part of us is always trying to fool us into hurting ourselves. The part that hurts has acquired a glamorous rep of late, while the part that helps has been made to seem boring BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN LEFT IN THE HANDS OF "EXPERTS" WHEN WE SHOULD HAVE PRESERVED OUR INSTINCTS OURSELVES, HANDING THEM DOWN FROM PARENT TO CHILD LIKE PRIMATES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, RATHER THAN PAYING SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT. It's easy to assume that the person with the loudest voice and most credentials knows what he's doing, but it's surprisingly difficult to learn the truth. "The Hard Way" seems to work best.

In some misfired way, our puritanical ancestors were right -- it takes REAL WORK to be REALLY ALIVE. Not the meaningless toil they pay you for, but real work, like whatever that thing is that you enjoy most. Keep THAT alive and you won't squander your energy off into rancid pools of hate and self-pity. It isn't just the system that keeps you down -- it's YOU, TOO. SNAP OUT OF IT!! Shed that skin of habits! You're ancestors PAID to make sure you could really think... now THINK, DAMN IT!! If you had any INKLING of how far you've come, you would NEVER slip back! There IS a reason to keep going;WHY DO YOU THINK IT STARTED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE??

The main thing, in any case, is simply to remember. Remember the air, the ocean, the people just out of eyeshot, the strangely delicate balance that can't function under Dioxin and radiation and a burnt ozone layer. You don't have to dwell morbidly upon these things; indeed, you mustn't .

Just remember ... and sooner or later you'll know exactly what to do. At that point, if it didn't before, everything will make sense once again.

FOOTNOTES:

*SubGeniuses may be their revenge.

*"God" is what you remember when you die -- so, no hurry, right?

ADDENDUM to the "BUT SERIOUSLY..." rant:

FOR DECLARED SUBGENII SPECIFICALLY:

Unfortunately, it isn't as easy being a Good Guy as it looks in the movies. Most people desperately want to be Good Guys at first, but they blow it off when they realize that there really are Bad Guys too. Bad Guys with super powers, in fact!

Just because you aren't "bad" doesn't mean you're "good." If you aren't DOING anything about the Bad Guys, you're nothing but a "plot device" that the Bad Guys or the Good Guys are going to use.

Don't feel like a lone kook just because nobody around you seems to know what the word "ecosystem" means. They won't know what DEATH means, either, until they've learned to appreciate life. They take the universe for granted, and are stuck in a world of "goals" which are as worthless as they are easily attained.

Normal adjustment to society seems to demand this "blinkered" consciousness. On the other hand, maniacal SubGenius style mental health, although illegal, can create an immunity against future-shock apathy. If you can "take a joke" even as HORRIBLE as modern reality, you can't be blinded to its horrors or its joys.

The Bad Guys have a funny way of twisting all this around, though, and making whole planetary populations fall for it. Ever notice that the Conspiracy is composed of "TOUGH MEN?" TOUGH MEN. They're MAN enough to watch a football game, alright, but not MAN enough to change their kid's diapers. MAN enough to let the President bury nuclear waste in their backyard, MAN enough to pay taxes, MAN enough to wear an itchy business suit even in summer (because they're MAN enough to pay the electric bills for air-conditioning), MAN enough to send their kids to fight overseas, MAN enough to be BLANK FOOD TUBES that "WORK" to pay for MORE FOOD... MAN enough to tell NIGGER JOKES, or to gang up with a bunch of other TOUGH MEN to beat up lone queers or even just little nerds with glasses... but not MAN enough to stay human.

Does that enrage you? Does that make you want to gang up with a bunch of other tough SubGenii to beat up lone Normals and Rednecks?

One of "Bob's" Secret Doctrines, as you'll remember from your studies of BoSG Ch.20, is that there are no Normals. It's a matter of degree. The only "SubGeniuses" who seriously think they can tell a 'normal' from a 'Sub' are the "Bobbies" -- the slimey anti-social Normals who are so sure they're True Children of "Bob." (A thousand average normals aren't half the threat to the Church that three "Bobbies" are.) Revealingly, most of these still live off their parents. Naturally, we find "Bobbies" who declare themselves "better than normals" because they don't have to hold down jobs. That's supposed to mean they "have Slack."

Almost everyone has to work for the Conspiracy, just to survive -- but how many of you are really sufficiently true to yourselves to PRESERVE your CRAZINESS, to STAY "SUBGENIUS" in the face of a squaling baby, unpaid heating bills, and the promise of wealth if you'll just "buckle down"?? How many will be capable of the NOBLEST chore, of SUBVERTING FROM WITHIN, of remaining teenaged while mastering the appearance of adulthood?? Getting Slack, in its truest sense, can sometimes be MORE WORK than WORKING ONESELF to STUPIDITY!

In the eternal battle, Slack will eventually win out, simply because in its pure state it cannot be bottled or sold. However, thanks to the Conspiracy, abnormality in the current ruling civilization usually demands sacrifice. "FINE," you say, "I'll sacrifice my NORMALITY!!" Okay.. but what if being a Good Guy means being treated worse than the Bad Guy half the time? Think you're "man" enough, Pink Boy? Ready to spend 20 years proving it?

Someday, 10,000 years from now or so, we will no longer have to sacrifice; we will have our cake and eat it too, for we are owed it. "Bob" has promised us Something for Nothing. But, in the meantime, the only form of PURE TRUE TIME CONTROL now open to us is PATIENCE to put up with all the shit and torment that being one of the Good Guys means... to party ANYWAY... because WHATEVER IS CLOSEST TO REAL SLACK WILL PAY OFF THAT MUCH BETTER IN THE END.

The Conspiracy wants you to party and work, party and work -- Their way. "Bob" wants you to really party and really work. "Don't just launch that Bleeding Head... launch the HELL out of it!" -- Sternodox.

"Bob" lived his life the way he did to prove that you can be a Good Guy and still be Cool...just like Mr. T, kids!! The Conspiracy (and the "Bobbies!") promulgate an EZ-2-Digest Canned Hipness' the kind of hipness we're talking about isn't like anything shown on TV or sung by rock stars. It isn't Punk, nor old-timey, either. It simply IS. It predates fashion, it predates CLOTHES, it predates DATING, it may even predate bipedal locomotion and the opposable thumb, and it's more important than any lifestyle with a name, including "SubGenius." FUCK the assholes that keep trying to replace it with cheap thrills. It's possible to have a more swinging time at home with your family, just sitting around, than the "bad guys" would ever want you to think. That would RUIN Their system.

Slack, strangely enough, has a lot to do with commitment and love and responsibility and such, things which haven't been "hip" lately, but will be again someday, no thanks to either the Moral Majority or the New Age... Slack is ultimately what it will take for, for instance, nuclear disarmament to ever happen. But EVEN NATIONS MUST HAVE SLACK.

Any religion is just one big PEP TALK, but -- screwy as it may be -- the basic gist common to most religions is THE FUCKING TRUTH!! But that inevitable loss of perspective keeps creeping in, no matter what absurd measures the 'guru' takes to prevent it, and pretty soon the pep talk becomes repitition. Then, a completely new form of "pep talk" is created to fill the need, to remind people of themselves .

The terms "SubGenius" and "Slack" don't mean a cluster of "Bobbies" thinking a shared "in joke" proves they're better than everybody else. SubGeniuses are people who, even if for one second, or one instant, recognized the value of their lives. If the rest of humanity could lock onto that, the assholes of the world would be CURED INSTANTLY and all crime and war and exploitation would CEASE FOREVER.

That's what the Church is here for.

"BOB" COMES AGAIN and AGAIN to prove that being a Good Guy is worth it in KICKS and SLACK.

"Bob" asked WOTAN if we could party, and IT said that we had to.

Of course, you can't enjoy yourself if you're an evil shit who thinks that hurting other people is enjoyable. That cancels itself out -- which is exactly why it's so hard to tell the difference. Slack for thyself and Slack for others, then, are not interchangeable, but definitely interconnected. To keep all Slack for yourself actually depletes Slack; not only are you rendered unable to appreciate it, but you also lose brownie points in society AND Heaven, and will eventually be branded an asshole, and so fry in Hell.

Being a Slackful Asshole gets you nowhere.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 07:41:18 AM

hear hear.

your best ever i think roger.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:44:11 AM

Quote from: horab+hear hear.

your best ever i think roger.

If you'll look closely at the beginning of the rant, that wasn't my work.

Cut and paste from the subgenius website.

Possibly Stang's best work ever.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 07:45:49 AM

ahh yess. actually i aw that but read it as in teh spirit of. not knowign the reverend stang, i then looked at the bottom abotu halfway through hoping for a reference, and seeing none assumed it was yours. nonetheless good stuff.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:48:25 AM

Quote from: horab+ahh yess. actually i aw that but read it as in teh spirit of. not knowign the reverend stang, i then looked at the bottom abotu halfway through hoping for a reference, and seeing none assumed it was yours. nonetheless good stuff.

I especially like this part:

America is a cult. We are cult zombies. If the ruling elite can get away so easily with dumping unimaginable quantities of poison into our air and water, meanwhile witholding safer technology because they don't currently sell it, how is that any different from Jim Jones telling 900 people to commit suicide? In both cases, the zombies do what the cult leader says. The Rev. Jim Jones was simply more honest about what he demanded from his devotees.

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 04, 2004, 07:51:20 AM

The man is a genious. When I first started working with an improvisational group they told me that comedy was three things and the first two are the most important

1. Truth
2. Emotional content
3. Timeing

Stang even makes you read the timeing out.

thank you for sharing that with us here.

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Post by: LMNO on November 04, 2004, 02:23:28 PM

An idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.

Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.

Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.

::takes off activist hat::

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Post by: agent compassion on November 04, 2004, 05:15:32 PM

f'in brilliant, roger.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 08:20:03 PM

Quote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.

Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.

Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.

::takes off activist hat::

i agree, but once in a while it's good to argue with roger anyway. i don't hink i've done so in about a year, and while this one wasn't nearly as good as the first one(cuz i was also arguing with th e rest of the board, on less tangible subject matter), any argument is liable to set the ol pantaloones a flamin.

\and plus partisanship i sso unenlightened, at least imho.

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Post by: LMNO on November 04, 2004, 08:50:29 PM

I gots no problem w/ debate, it can clarify matters. You make a good foil. We should be cross-posting this stuff. y'all mind?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 08:52:29 PM

cross posting?

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Post by: Felix on November 04, 2004, 09:17:29 PM

Like crossfire or cross dressing.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 09:28:47 PM

Quote from: agent compassionf'in brilliant, roger.

Thanks. I wish I wrote it.

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 09:29:50 PM

Quote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.

Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.

Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.

::takes off activist hat::

I DO cross-post them.

Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:

Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.

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Post by: Rupert Giles on November 10, 2004, 07:53:24 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.

Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.

Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.

::takes off activist hat::

I DO cross-post them.

Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:

Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.

Because niether of you know when to quit?

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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2004, 07:58:06 PM

Quote from: Rupert Giles
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.

Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.

Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.

::takes off activist hat::

I DO cross-post them.

Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:

Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.

Because niether of you know when to quit?

Pretty much.

The Good Rev,
WILL outlast them.

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Post by: Rupert Giles on November 10, 2004, 07:59:20 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rupert Giles
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOAn idea, Roger: Most people on this board agree with you, even if they may differ on some wording, or a few minor points. Most certainly, they are not as prolific or as well-spoken.

Perhaps it would be effective if you cross-posted your comments on boards that are more, shall we say, "grey-faced" than this.

Not to say I don't want to read you. Hell, it's always a blast to read you. But I think the word needs to spread beyond those who are getting the idea to those who don't know the idea even exists.

::takes off activist hat::

I DO cross-post them.

Why do you think I've been banned from the 700Club 433 times? :lol:

Rev Roger,
Laughs at their puny attempts to ban me.

Because niether of you know when to quit?

Pretty much.

The Good Rev,
WILL outlast them.

Does that include THEY?

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Post by: Felix on November 10, 2004, 08:11:42 PM

Do you mean "THEY" THEY?

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Post by: Rupert Giles on November 10, 2004, 08:31:42 PM

Quote from: Big Cat FelixDo you mean "THEY" THEY?

No.

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Post by: Attorney General Gonzales on November 10, 2004, 08:33:31 PM

He means "WE" THEY.

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Post by: Rupert Giles on November 10, 2004, 08:34:01 PM

Quote from: Attorney General AshcroftHe means "WE" THEY.

No.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 10, 2004, 11:46:13 PM

bah...look at his avatar! have you ever seen anyone more "THEY" looking than him?

8)

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Post by: Rupert Giles on November 12, 2004, 07:52:56 AM

Quote from: Turd Fergusonbah...look at his avatar! have you ever seen anyone more "THEY" looking than him?

8)

Yes.

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 12, 2004, 03:16:25 PM

no. liar.

8)

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Post by: Hey-ya-yi on November 17, 2004, 10:19:29 PM

THIS WHOLE SITE IS ON CRACK

(gotta any for me?)

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 18, 2004, 12:19:27 AM

Quote from: Hey-ya-yiTHIS WHOLE SITE IS ON CRACK

(gotta any for me?)

(Getting back to the game...)

How much do you want?

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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 18, 2004, 12:43:40 AM

*Putting the cuffs on Medeoplusplus*

Do you know your rights?!?!?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 01:56:55 AM

*stabs the previous poster and stabs the next poster simultaneously*

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Post by: gnimbley on November 18, 2004, 04:13:24 AM

How long has this ... *ouch* ... been going on?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 04:19:46 AM

What does "tauta epoieite autoi" mean?

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Post by: B23.77 on November 18, 2004, 04:35:40 AM

Where is my mind?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 04:40:48 AM

am I insane?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 04:44:19 AM

Who could ever figure that one out?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 04:54:54 AM

Why shouldn't I be insane?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 04:58:01 AM

Does the Free Market demand it?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 05:01:31 AM

Why shouldn't the free market demand a pound of flesh?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 05:04:26 AM

Who can tell that one?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 05:09:41 AM

Where in Michigan can I walk around an art museum wearing only strappy heels?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 05:27:51 AM

Where is Kalamazoo?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 05:34:53 AM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhere is Kalamazoo?

When does the train leave for Kalamazoo and Timbuktoo?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 05:35:45 AM

Do you know where the decomposing horse's head is?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 05:48:54 AM

By which stars and streets may I find the decomposing horse head?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 18, 2004, 05:49:52 AM

Do you know the secret handshake?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 10:04:45 AM

Where's my alarm clock?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 10:06:27 AM

why should fairies stay out of the wine?

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Post by: saint aini on November 18, 2004, 10:07:24 AM

Do I post too much?

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Post by: LMNO on November 18, 2004, 01:12:26 PM

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Is a bear catholic?

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Post by: gnimbley on November 18, 2004, 03:37:55 PM

Quote from: ainiwhy should fairies stay out of the wine?

Need one ask this question?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 18, 2004, 04:54:18 PM

Why hasn't this game died yet?

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Post by: LMNO on November 18, 2004, 05:01:12 PM

Why, do you want it to?

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Post by: B_M_W on November 18, 2004, 05:31:19 PM

Why would anyone want it to?

Isn't this fun?

^_____^

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Post by: LMNO on November 18, 2004, 05:32:14 PM

Whay ask me? Don't you know this is one of my favorites?

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Post by: Mangrove on November 18, 2004, 08:50:12 PM

is it my turn yet?

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Post by: gnimbley on November 18, 2004, 09:03:03 PM

No.

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Post by: Hey-ya-yi on November 18, 2004, 09:57:31 PM

Quote from: MedeoPlusPlus
Quote from: Hey-ya-yiTHIS WHOLE SITE IS ON CRACK

(gotta any for me?)

(Getting back to the game...)

How much do you want?

How much do j00 have?

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Post by: Hey-ya-yi on November 18, 2004, 10:01:31 PM

Why would you want the possibility of the chance of idea of the notion of the eligibility for this game to end?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2004, 11:02:46 PM

YUO = VERY TARD

8)

hey...Rog isn't here...someone had to say it like that...

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Post by: Mangrove on November 19, 2004, 12:03:51 AM

what about now?

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Post by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 01:32:39 AM

Why? No, seriously, why?

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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 19, 2004, 03:44:54 AM

Why is the sky?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 04:06:40 AM

why isn't anyone else in here clever enough to come up with a non-rhetorical question?

don't you know that in a real game of questions, rhetoricals are just as much a loser as statements?

8)

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Post by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 04:08:54 AM

*sticks a cork in Turd's rhetorical ass*

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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 19, 2004, 04:20:37 AM

Why do people change their names every day?

And that's not rhetorical

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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 19, 2004, 04:22:28 AM

And why is my connection so slow?

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Post by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 04:34:27 AM

Why do babies never age?
And why can't I stick with a single name? At least I'm not Turd.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 19, 2004, 05:06:53 AM

Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy isn't anyone else in here clever enough to come up with a non-rhetorical question?

don't you know that in a real game of questions, rhetoricals are just as much a loser as statements?

8)

My game, my rules, amiko.

Rhetorical questions count.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2004, 01:02:58 PM

Shouldn't non-sequitors like the above few posts also constitute a losing move?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 03:13:15 PM

Quote from: MedeoPlusPlus
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhy isn't anyone else in here clever enough to come up with a non-rhetorical question?

don't you know that in a real game of questions, rhetoricals are just as much a loser as statements?

8)

My game, my rules, amiko.

Rhetorical questions count.

oh, my bad, "amiko"...didn't realize you invented this game...all this time I thought I picked it up from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 03:15:08 PM

Quote from: BWhy do babies never age?
And why can't I stick with a single name? At least I'm not Turd.

dude, you're still stuck on post-strained-peas-style babyshit...you've got quite a few rungs to climb on the ladder of shit before you could even hope to sniff the Turd....

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2004, 03:55:55 PM

Seriously, Turd, why are you even bothering with this guy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 19, 2004, 03:59:37 PM

Awww, has snookie-ookie-ums Turd'ums found his sweet self a new'ums admirerer?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2004, 04:07:59 PM

What are you implying?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 19, 2004, 04:13:49 PM

Haven't you read a couple of the other threads, LMNO?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 19, 2004, 04:15:34 PM

please to be educationg those of us who seemed to have missed it as well?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2004, 04:17:01 PM

If I say, yes, I have read the threads & have seen that Turd & B seem to be sparring, then will you tell me what you are implying?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 19, 2004, 04:28:01 PM

Then do I really need to explain it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2004, 06:33:25 PM

Why not do Mal the favor?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 19, 2004, 07:47:40 PM

I missed it somewhere

curiosity you know...

please?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2004, 07:55:16 PM

See how nice she's asking?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 19, 2004, 08:01:24 PM

::fluttesr lashes::

PRetty please?
with a cherry on top?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 20, 2004, 01:13:16 AM

allow me to clarify: "B" or whatever he's calling himself today, seems to be pulling a "Rupert Giles" on me...perhaps he even IS mr von Kleist, I don't know or care...but I'm bothering to respond because I'm stuck in the middle of siberia for the next 5 months and I'll take any desperate chance to amuse myself, even if it means verbally sparring with some assclown who doesn't even know he's a troll....

8)

besides, I respond to flattery, you know....

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 20, 2004, 02:09:12 AM

I know when I'm being a troll and when I'm not. I'd spar you, Turd, but I don't feel like starting a gay inbred war by being too much of a dick to a turd. Plllllllllllllt!

I imagine anything would flatter you.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 20, 2004, 03:14:23 AM

Why does EraPassing show her pretty feet?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 20, 2004, 03:26:08 AM

Why are people asking questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 20, 2004, 03:33:32 AM

Why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: B23.77 on November 20, 2004, 04:01:10 AM

Why does Turd smell like shit?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 20, 2004, 04:26:33 AM

Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: BWhy do babies never age?
And why can't I stick with a single name? At least I'm not Turd.

dude, you're still stuck on post-strained-peas-style babyshit...you've got quite a few rungs to climb on the ladder of shit before you could even hope to sniff the Turd....

8)

dude you're nto even using question form. didnt; you realize this is the questions only thread? :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2004, 11:04:02 AM

Touch of Grey

Must be getting early, clock are running late.
Paint by numbers morning sky, looks so phony.
Dawn is breaking everywhere, light a candle, curse the glare
Draw the curtains I don't care, but it's alright
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.

I see you've got your list out, say your piece and get out.
Guess I get the gist of it, but it's alright
Oh well anyway, sorry that you feel that way.
Every silver linings got a touch of grey
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.

It's a lesson to me, the ablers and the beggars and the theives
The abc's we all think of, try to win a little love.

I know the rent is in arrears, the dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears, but it's alright

Cow is giving kerosene, kid can't read at seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene, but it's alright
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.

Shoe is on the hand that fits, that's all there really is to it
Whistle through your teeth and spit, but it's alright

Oh well a touch of gray, kinda suits you anyway,
That's all I had to say, but it's alright
I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive.

It's a lesson to me, the devils in the East and the free
The abc's we all must face, try to save a little grace.

Question: Is this NOT the song for the post-American century?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on November 20, 2004, 07:12:13 PM

I'd say so, yes. Did you guys know that Bella and I knew Garcia?

The Dead made major donations to the battered women's shelter we both worked for.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 21, 2004, 05:40:38 AM

Quote from: illusionI'd say so, yes. Did you guys know that Bella and I knew Garcia?

The Dead made major donations to the battered women's shelter we both worked for.

8) Can you tell me that's not cool?

With a straight face?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 01:27:12 PM

Am I the only one here who thinks the Dead are utter crap?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 22, 2004, 02:50:46 PM

Is anyone else shocked and appalled?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 02:54:37 PM

At what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 22, 2004, 03:45:36 PM

What did you say right before my last post?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 03:48:55 PM

You mean about the Dead being merely an excuse to drop acid, and a fairly poor excuse at that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 22, 2004, 06:04:44 PM

Has anyone ever taken the phrase "drop acid" too literally, and tossed a bottle of nitroglycerin to the ground?

And did they win a Darwin award?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 06:07:46 PM

Is nitro considered an acid?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 22, 2004, 06:09:32 PM

Quote from: MedeoPlusPlusHas anyone ever taken the phrase "drop acid" too literally, and tossed a bottle of nitroglycerin to the ground?

And did they win a Darwin award?

Why hasn't anyone tried when the Darwins do contain idiots blowing up a firecracker factory while cutting through the door with a blowtorch?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 22, 2004, 06:16:13 PM

Quote from: LMNOIs nitro considered an acid?

I think so... I recall it having a pretty low pH

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2004, 07:11:35 PM

Quote from: LMNOAm I the only one here who thinks the Dead are utter crap?

Oh, thank you thank you....I couldn't agree more, but I rarely speak up about it 'cuz most of my friends love 'em and get all pissy when I talk shit about 'em...but yeah...

GRATEFUL DEAD = RUNNY PILE OF ELDERLY FLU VICTIM SHIT

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 22, 2004, 07:36:38 PM

Quote from: LMNOYou mean about the Dead being merely an excuse to drop acid, and a fairly poor excuse at that?

wait, you need an excuse top drop acid?
Since when?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 07:40:28 PM

I'm sorry, did you think I was referring to people like us?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 22, 2004, 07:48:27 PM

us?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 22, 2004, 07:49:02 PM

Who don't need an excuse, possibly?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 07:52:15 PM

Ya think?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 22, 2004, 07:59:39 PM

Should I be thinking?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2004, 08:12:25 PM

Why do you ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2004, 02:29:55 AM

Does it matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 23, 2004, 05:09:39 AM

why should it matter?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 23, 2004, 05:23:55 AM

Why can't we all get along?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 23, 2004, 05:28:00 AM

why can't we all stick apart?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 23, 2004, 05:29:29 AM

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2004, 08:15:51 AM

What the ringled tailed rambling refigerator is all that nonsense?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 23, 2004, 02:28:15 PM

Why can't St. Hugh stab himself?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 23, 2004, 02:33:36 PM

and ruin his perfection? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 23, 2004, 02:44:03 PM

Why would Hugh be the perfect stabber unless he stabbed himself to death with as much artistry he stabs others?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 23, 2004, 02:47:29 PM

well, I meant more inna physical perfection sorta way
hed scar himself

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 23, 2004, 03:17:32 PM

Why is the only way to win is to fly away?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: AffnOrdable on November 23, 2004, 06:28:41 PM

Where are my wings?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2004, 06:38:25 PM

You have wings?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: AffnOrdable on November 23, 2004, 06:41:29 PM

Would I be looking for them if I had them?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2004, 06:42:56 PM

What leads you to believe you ever had them in the first place, that it wasn't all a dream?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on November 23, 2004, 06:49:40 PM

Why would I not be winged?
But wings are for show mostly. Flight is by will.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2004, 06:52:08 PM

Wait, wasn't I answering St Lxram?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: AffnOrdable on November 23, 2004, 06:52:46 PM

Will you ever know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2004, 06:53:37 PM

Are you telling me even you don't know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: AffnOrdable on November 23, 2004, 06:56:01 PM

I don't know what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2004, 02:26:49 AM

Quote from: LMNOAm I the only one here who thinks the Dead are utter crap?

Were you BORN wrong, or did you fall on your head?

Rev Roger,
Knows that Jerry Garcia would kick ANYONE'S ass.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 24, 2004, 08:08:59 AM

Has Bella raised Jerry as a zombie?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 24, 2004, 01:13:20 PM

More importantly, how many people had realized previously that Roger was a damn dirty hippie, and if for no other reason, should be killed for that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 24, 2004, 03:37:16 PM

is being a dirty hippie enough to justify being summarily executed?

don't you have to do something else in conjunction with being a damn dirty crappy-grateful dead-loving hippie?

like jaywalking? or tearing the tag off the mattress?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 24, 2004, 03:38:42 PM

hmm....do I really categorically dislike hippies?

or is that just leftover prejudices surfacing from my gutterpunk background?

8)

..."I see the hippies on an angry line/guess they don't get my meaning..." gold star to the first person who correctly identifies the lyric.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on November 24, 2004, 03:40:16 PM

Does it really matter why you hate hippies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 24, 2004, 07:48:20 PM

i think the why is self evident and universal. their free love and their long jesus wannabe hair and their prejudice against showers.

and who can disagree with blaming them for everything.

gerry garcia is an exception. but only because i met him once in the aether, an dhe was pretty cool.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2004, 01:20:42 AM

Quote from: LMNOMore importantly, how many people had realized previously that Roger was a damn dirty hippie, and if for no other reason, should be killed for that?

Actually, I'm the world's worst Buddhist, but close enough.

Rev Roger,
Thinks a GOOD buddhist would be less violent.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 25, 2004, 03:53:08 AM

Quote from: Turd Ferguson..."I see the hippies on an angry line/guess they don't get my meaning..." gold star to the first person who correctly identifies the lyric.

Bad Religion... Um... Atomic Garden. Good song. i should listen to that one more.

Now where's my gold star?
Why isn't this computer showing small text smaller?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 25, 2004, 06:23:17 AM

congratulations....Captain Bob the Mediocre!

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 25, 2004, 07:09:45 PM

Hey, someone tell me what exactly an emo is, please? Exactly?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on November 25, 2004, 07:27:09 PM

Quote from: EraPassingHey, someone tell me what exactly an emo is, please? Exactly?

Here you go: http://www.fourfa.com/

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 25, 2004, 07:35:15 PM

wowo i didn;t even knwo they called it emo until a few years ago.

shows how much it sucks.

a better less genregeeky explaination of emo is bands like evanescance.

they usually have som sort of lyrical theme abotu being dpepressed or hating yourself, or beign lesbian or soemthing. turns out after seeign some of these bands in interviews that they have really nothign to complain abotu and it's all about the money. and preying on the pubescent.

i sure hope tehy dont' conisder weezer or nirvana emo, cuz then i'd be so depressed i'd have to kill myself.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: shabbetay on November 27, 2004, 01:00:14 AM

::slits wrists:: (http://www.dobi.nu/emo/)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 27, 2004, 01:04:58 AM

:roll:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 27, 2004, 01:17:01 AM

I like Evanescence. I don't understand why a lot of people sneer at them. I mean, if someone doesn't like them, ok, but sneering at them - for what, a principle of the thing? What principle, that you don't like them and therefore think that no one should like them except stupid people? I like a lot of that dark, angsty kind of music - not because I give a rat's ass about the feelings of the artists, or whether they have anything to complain about in their own lives; I like it for itself. To me, it's not about the musicians, it's about the music. I don't think that makes me sneer-worthy, and I don't think the music itself is inherently sneer-worthy.
I also like Seether, Nickelback, and some Hoobastank and some APC. So sue me.
Well, ok, the only think I like that Hoobastank did is the Reason, but still...
But I checked out that sight Illusion gave (thanks, Illusion) and I don't think I'm appreciative of the emo fashion trends. Mostly because I dislike fashion trends; I'm much too conservative in my tastes, even if I do have a habit of wearing solid black.

I think this is like the Goth thing, yeah - even if you like some Goth-type stuff, you're not really Goth unless you're trying to be Goth. Likewise, I may like some emo type stuff, but that doesn't make me emo.

Works for me.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 27, 2004, 01:18:39 AM

I love Eveniscenr (sp)
shes got an amazing set of pipes

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 27, 2004, 01:21:08 AM

OK, just checked out shabbetay's link and - yeah. Emo fashion... damn.

Not in my closet, not without a lobotomy.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Z³ on November 27, 2004, 01:21:21 AM

Evanasence sounds like Lacuna Coil with the god turned way up.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 27, 2004, 01:22:44 AM

they look a lot alike too

tall dark and screamy

its awsome

the club I go to plays em back to back
its amazing

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 27, 2004, 01:24:59 AM

Evanescence = incredibly sneer-worthy.

Hoobastank = WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!!!

The Reason = "THE REASON" WHY HOOBASTANK IS THE WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!

EVER!!!! EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Z³ on November 27, 2004, 01:25:37 AM

That lady does have a good voice, but I just dont care for evanasence very much. I'd much rather be listening to Tristania, Theater of Tragedy, Unholy, Shape of Despair, Bjork, or Portishead.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 27, 2004, 01:27:07 AM

CHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Z³ on November 27, 2004, 01:29:15 AM

Evanesance is definately not an emo band, either. Modest Mouse, Pedro the Lion, Cursive, Bright Eyes... all emo bands.

The Emo fashion described by that site is pretty right on for gals, however the fashion style they give for guys is the same as worn by the trendy fashion/hardcore kids... which is about one step away from emo. I've seen emo-kids all about sweaters and moppy hair, and youth size small T-shirts. Then again, I've seen emo kids who dress exactly how they describe, now that I think of it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 27, 2004, 01:30:05 AM

Quote from: Turd FergusonEvanescence = incredibly sneer-worthy.

Hoobastank = WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!!!

The Reason = "THE REASON" WHY HOOBASTANK IS THE WORST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!

EVER!!!! EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!

8)

I no longer wish to bite your head. :evil:

"The Reason" was a sweet song.
I can think of plenty of bands that suck more than Hoobastank, although I have admitted that I only really like "the Reason" to begin with.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 27, 2004, 01:31:24 AM

Quote from: Z¬?Evanesance is definately not an emo band, either. Modest Mouse, Pedro the Lion, Cursive, Bright Eyes... all emo bands.

Oh, well, in that case, I'm not emo even in my music tastes. I've never heard of them. Although, I think "Cursive" is a cool name for a band.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Z³ on November 27, 2004, 01:32:58 AM

Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: Z¬?Evanesance is definately not an emo band, either. Modest Mouse, Pedro the Lion, Cursive, Bright Eyes... all emo bands.

Oh, well, in that case, I'm not emo even in my music tastes. I've never heard of them. Although, I think "Cursive" is a cool name for a band.

Emo kids are similar to myself in the sense that they listen to shit that you've never heard of and dont care about, but I've heard of the shit they listen to and I dont like it.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 27, 2004, 01:40:57 AM

umm...Modest Mouse is most definitely NOT an emo band...and if Isaac heard you say that, he'd probably stab you with a broken beer bottle...you're talkin' about my friends here, and not very nicely...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 27, 2004, 01:44:50 AM

oooooooo
how I love the modest mouse

FloatOn was my sig forra while

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 27, 2004, 01:49:02 AM

I hate saying this, because it's not very fair of me to throw judgements on other people' fashion sense, I grew up in the 80's, who am I to cast stones, but...

Goddamn, emo fashion is ugly. Don't they even realize how icky they look? I can't think of any body type or face shape that would actually look good in those clothes or hairstyles. It totally plays up the worst things about anyone's body. Why would a woman really want to wear clothes that will only magnify every ounce of pudge she carries in her tummy? And, c'mon guys, if your hips are the same size as your shoulders, do you really want to wear slacks that reveal this about your body?
And tennis shoes, OMG! I have a pair of tennis shoes to work out in, but my goodness, I don't let anyone actually see me in them except the people in the gym, who are also wearing tennis shoes. Jeezus!

*is fascinated by the train wreck that is emo fashion*

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on November 27, 2004, 05:46:33 AM

Modest Mouse isn't quite emo, but they're not quite GOOD either.

You can all float on...my ass...!

The real shiznite is THOSE DARN ACCORDIONS!

:wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on November 27, 2004, 12:31:48 PM

::floats on AC ass::

Wow, I need a bigger float

Title: Questions Only
Post by: shabbetay on November 27, 2004, 02:43:53 PM

I guess the problem here is not the bands (each individual has hir taste.. Tristania rocks! xD), but of course the cliques, the trend, all that stuff which comes with it...

I mean, for many of those sort of 'subcultures' a pair of decades ago you had some sort of counter-culture behind; the punk 'no-future', the gothic 'not even a present' and its idealization of a non-industrialized nature based past our ancestors are idealized to enjoy... the problem is, when this becomes a postmodernist trend, that is to say, a pattern which is imitated and refracted again and again until any trace of meaning is lost in the pure imitation process and its mercantilization...

In the case of Emo, it seems as if there was not even any sort of counter-cultural idea to begin with, just the impulse to find a new trend, a new 'cool thing'... though, maybe (just to be less harsh :) ), it is a sympthom on that the postmodern-subculture-trendyness consisting on imitation and mindless pattern following is getting to a point these new sorts of trends like Emo are unconsciously just weak attempts on trying to find something which is out of the trend labelling, something new which has still not been eaten by the pattern recognition of mercantilization (but then again, Emo seems to have embraced so fast having an empty and recognizable pattern...)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 27, 2004, 04:04:09 PM

Quote from: agent compassionModest Mouse isn't quite emo, but they're not quite GOOD either.

You can all float on...my ass...!

The real shiznite is THOSE DARN ACCORDIONS!

:wink:

please die.

8)
not only are those my friends you're talking about, but they're some of the most talented musicians I have ever known...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 27, 2004, 04:45:49 PM

You could be right, shabbetay.
I think that emo will eventually be looked back on in the same sense of disgust as we now remember the 80's style, where, while a lot of the music might have been fun, the fashion trends were... ugh.
I still can't believe now that I used that much Aquanet.
I was rather glad when Goth went elegant, myself. There was this young man I used to work with, oh, he was a sight to behold, unlike his best friend, who had over-processed hair and wore tshirts, blegh...
*wakes up from fond memories and sighs*
Anyways, I seriously appreciated elegant Goth.

You know what would be nice? If some trendsetters would merge Goth with Eddie Bauer. That would be so nice. Then I could be trendy!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 27, 2004, 10:47:22 PM

Quote from: EraPassingI like Evanescence. I don't understand why a lot of people sneer at them. I mean, if someone doesn't like them, ok, but sneering at them - for what, a principle of the thing? What principle, that you don't like them and therefore think that no one should like them except stupid people? I like a lot of that dark, angsty kind of music - not because I give a rat's ass about the feelings of the artists, or whether they have anything to complain about in their own lives; I like it for itself. To me, it's not about the musicians, it's about the music. I don't think that makes me sneer-worthy, and I don't think the music itself is inherently sneer-worthy.
I also like Seether, Nickelback, and some Hoobastank and some APC. So sue me.
Well, ok, the only think I like that Hoobastank did is the Reason, but still...
But I checked out that sight Illusion gave (thanks, Illusion) and I don't think I'm appreciative of the emo fashion trends. Mostly because I dislike fashion trends; I'm much too conservative in my tastes, even if I do have a habit of wearing solid black.

I think this is like the Goth thing, yeah - even if you like some Goth-type stuff, you're not really Goth unless you're trying to be Goth. Likewise, I may like some emo type stuff, but that doesn't make me emo.

Works for me.

ed the sock tried to itnerview teh girl fromevanescance once. she acted the stuck up snob and told him she found smoking unatractive.
as a smoekr i;m cool wit that because i find whinign and snobbery unattractive.

i dres liek weezer, because that's the sort of clothes people give me.

abnds liek evanescance korn, limp biskit(which i call teh new metal, whcih is sad) are a big part of the reason i stopped buying cds. i mean i still buy cd's from bands i like, but i jsut haven't been in a cd store inover a year, becaus eit's all tech-punk(punk that's too technical to be consider true punk imho), rap and new metal/emo. whiny is probaly a better name for teh genre.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on November 27, 2004, 10:56:23 PM

Quoteplease die.

Cool
not only are those my friends you're talking about, but they're some of the most talented musicians I have ever known...

To quote Arnold Rimmer, "Already have done." :)

I'm sure they're wonderful people, Turd, but I am just so sick to death of "Float On." Didn't they write some other songs too? Or perhaps it is just the hype-machine that has shoved MM into my face every time I turn on the TV and radio that has made me reflexively loathe them.

Yeah, it's probably that more than anything else.

It's like, the machine says "YOU WILL LIKE THIS! IT IS POPULAR!"
And I'm like, "Fuck that, I'll like it if I damn well please."
And the louder the machine gets, the more contrary I get - even if there's something good about it, I'll hate it just because I'm being TOLD to like it.

Y'know what I'm sayin'?

Sorry if I offended ya, Turd. I have musician friends too(not nearly as famous as MM) and I know how defensive I get when someone disses their piratey goodness....

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 27, 2004, 10:57:51 PM

fo' real though....when did being a whiny little bitch become a prerequisite to releasing an album that gets any notice? it's sad too, because ther are SO MANY good bands out right now, but you've gotta dig really deep to find them...most of them aren't getting any success past the local/regional level...and those that do are quickly co-opted by the dominant paradigm in the music industry, which (except for Hip-Hop, which is thriving artistically) seems to be whining...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 27, 2004, 11:02:23 PM

I dunno, liking or disliking something just to be contrary seems to me to be cutting off your nose to spite your face, and is still permitting yourself to be manipulated, donchathink? I can't stand Britney Spears usually, but I liked the song "Every time".

I don't listen to interviews, or read articles, concerning a certain artist. First, because all artists have feet of clay, and I never lose sight of the fact that they are humans, too, and generally cranky ones. Second, because I don't give a damn about them personally, their thoughts and feelings and attitudes. So long as they produce music I like, that's all I really care about.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 27, 2004, 11:15:48 PM

do what what you will
and will what you do.

it fucks up teh anti-conformists when you yes/no em into submission.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on November 27, 2004, 11:57:53 PM

I never said it made sense. It's a reflex. I get pushed hard enough one way, I start pushing back the other way.

But here's the thing - if I ever really liked something, I get back to it eventually, after the hype dies down and it's been forgotten.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 28, 2004, 12:03:23 AM

there's always strafe(sidestep) and the ol hoppity hop.

not jsut for video games anymore, these powerful tehniques are applciable in everything from wars of words, to flippin burgas.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 28, 2004, 12:44:57 AM

Quote from: agent compassion
Quoteplease die.

Cool
not only are those my friends you're talking about, but they're some of the most talented musicians I have ever known...

To quote Arnold Rimmer, "Already have done." :)

I'm sure they're wonderful people, Turd, but I am just so sick to death of "Float On." Didn't they write some other songs too? Or perhaps it is just the hype-machine that has shoved MM into my face every time I turn on the TV and radio that has made me reflexively loathe them.

Yeah, it's probably that more than anything else.

It's like, the machine says "YOU WILL LIKE THIS! IT IS POPULAR!"
And I'm like, "Fuck that, I'll like it if I damn well please."
And the louder the machine gets, the more contrary I get - even if there's something good about it, I'll hate it just because I'm being TOLD to like it.

Y'know what I'm sayin'?

Sorry if I offended ya, Turd. I have musician friends too(not nearly as famous as MM) and I know how defensive I get when someone disses their piratey goodness....

yeah, I hear that...and to be honest, I moved out of civilization about 2 months before they started getting hyped by the industry...I knew Dann way before MM even existed, and I've known Isaac since he lived in a trailer in Issaquah, writing prototype MM songs at 4am drunk on a broken acoustic guitar....imagine my surprise when after having been in Maine for a yaer and a half, I opened a copy of Rolling Stone to a full page pic of Isaac....but you know hwat? if they are over-hyped and shoved down the throats of popular music consumers, it's only because they're SO DAMN GOOD!!!! They deserve every speck of success that they can get their grubby hands on....and believe me, theose kids have gone through more shit than most to get to where they are now....so just check out the old stuff and don't be a reflexive hater...start with "the lonesome crowded west"....after that, I'd reccomend "the moon and antarctica" or "everywhere and his nasty parlour tricks"....and to be honest, I think the new album is really good too, but if you're sick of it, you really oughtta check out the older material...

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 28, 2004, 04:14:39 PM

Float On is overplayed. But the whole album is some of the most consistantly good stuff I've heard. It's not all the same, either. It's like they have a few different styles, and they all work.

::Wearing his shiny new captain's hat::

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 28, 2004, 05:23:07 PM

wtf is MM?

i keep thinking it's the studio band for eminem...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 28, 2004, 06:06:23 PM

Modest Mouse.

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 28, 2004, 07:38:37 PM

Quote from: EraPassingYou know what would be nice? If some trendsetters would merge Goth with Eddie Bauer. That would be so nice. Then I could be trendy!

it called hot topic.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: EraPassing on November 28, 2004, 07:42:33 PM

Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: EraPassingYou know what would be nice? If some trendsetters would merge Goth with Eddie Bauer. That would be so nice. Then I could be trendy!
it called hot topic.

Not quite what I meant.
Decent tailoring in the clothing, not so many cheap and ugly materials.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 28, 2004, 07:42:49 PM

Quote from: MalaulCHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence

I listened to chumba wumbah when they were negativelands sister band.

I guess if all you ever heard was tubthumper you can consider them sneer worthy but I would consider you sneer worthy if thats all you've heard and consider them sneer worthy.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 28, 2004, 07:47:09 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOMore importantly, how many people had realized previously that Roger was a damn dirty hippie, and if for no other reason, should be killed for that?

Actually, I'm the world's worst Buddhist, but close enough.

Rev Roger,
Thinks a GOOD buddhist would be less violent.

i wrote a scene in which Loki starts a bar fight and the buddah kicks ass.

The buddah is confused by whats going on around him and try's to help people out. He is confused by why all these people are trying to hurt them selves but he helps them do so.

I have shown this to a few freinds and it is a big hit.

the final editing notes came from a buddist monk.

it's great fun.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on December 26, 2004, 09:36:40 PM

is anyone still playing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: nocturnal on December 27, 2004, 12:57:26 AM

isnt that the idea?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on December 27, 2004, 03:33:38 AM

Does it matter if no one's playing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on December 27, 2004, 03:56:14 AM

Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: MalaulCHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence
I listened to chumba wumbah when they were negativelands sister band.

I guess if all you ever heard was tubthumper you can consider them sneer worthy but I would consider you sneer worthy if thats all you've heard and consider them sneer worthy.

Ive heard more frmo them
Mary Mary is very good
but sadly the rest is utter crap

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on December 27, 2004, 03:37:44 PM

A short history of Chumba Wamba

1. Write obscure over weening political diatribes that no one buys
2. Write a cheesy irritating hit single & sell out totally
3. Excuse above mentioned sell-out by claiming that they've somehow managed to 'infiltrate' the corporate machine and will dismantle it from the inside (then fail to do so)
4. Throw water over politician's wife at award ceremony. (yes, making a minister's wife a bit soggy will surely bring down capitalism)
5. Return to obscurity once more, where they belong.

In summary: Preachy nonsense from UK agitprop wannabees. About as political as the Spice Girls only less successful...(hell, they managed to meet Mandela)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on December 27, 2004, 03:39:33 PM

Agreed. You want anarchist-collective music? Listen to Crass.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on December 27, 2004, 05:23:28 PM

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: MalaulCHumbahwumbah is sneer worthy
not Evenscence
I listened to chumba wumbah when they were negativelands sister band.

I guess if all you ever heard was tubthumper you can consider them sneer worthy but I would consider you sneer worthy if thats all you've heard and consider them sneer worthy.
Ive heard more frmo them
Mary Mary is very good
but sadly the rest is utter crap

Alright... Mary Mary Is the song on Tubthumping that should have been their "hit". But I was talking about other albums not other songs on the same album... that album sucks.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on December 27, 2004, 05:29:09 PM

Quote from: LMNOAgreed. You want anarchist-collective music? Listen to Crass.

Yeah crass is good. I think the statment "God died for my sins not yours" sums up the idea of those that make my religion look bad quit nicely.

But anyone who listens to chumbawamba isn't looking for anarchist collectives. Thats like saying americas founding fathers were anarchists. see, they just want Englands control of their nation to end.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Hey-ya-yi on December 28, 2004, 03:53:09 PM

Do i have to pretend to know that i think that i would imagine that i dont think i know what you are talking about?

Could someone fill me in on these? (i live in a cave)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2004, 04:23:53 PM

Quote from: Hey-ya-yiDo i have to pretend to know that i think that i would imagine that i dont think i know what you are talking about?

Could someone fill me in on these? (i live in a cave)

For the cave dwellers: Check this out. (http://trouserpress.com/) It'll tell you more than you want to know.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Hey-ya-yi on December 29, 2004, 04:50:33 PM

Jebes Crist. No kidding. Dis' vill take zome timeee.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 04:52:03 PM

Why hasn't anyone asked a question for such a long time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 04:59:19 PM

Am I the only one who's happy to see this thread again?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 05:02:29 PM

Are you kidding? Why do you think I unlocked it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:03:50 PM

SIlly Auto Lock, why doenst someone turn it off?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:05:49 PM

Isn't the Mgt the only one who can do that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:07:13 PM

yes but we all know that dont we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:08:39 PM

ALL of us?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 05:10:24 PM

Did you guys know I'm in an unlocking mood today?
Guess who's going to go unlock lots more stuff right now in case anyone wants to bump something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:12:02 PM

Am I wrong?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:14:34 PM

You? Wrong?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 31, 2005, 05:16:51 PM

is anyone ever wrong?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 05:17:43 PM

Quote from: MalaulAm I wrong?

Why would you even ask?

(of course you aren't wrong.)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:18:44 PM

What were we talking about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:19:03 PM

What's this thread about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:20:13 PM

Quote from: DavenWhat's this thread about?

Why don't you read it from the beginning, and find out?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 05:20:24 PM

Quote from: MedeoPlusPlusThe object of this game is to create a dialogue using only questions. So, if the previous post was "What happened to your car?", don't say "It crashed", but instead use something like "Didn't you see the crash?". I'll start:

What's that on the roof?

It's about this, see?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:21:04 PM

Why would you want to do this kind of stuff?

;-)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 31, 2005, 05:21:31 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: DavenWhat's this thread about?

Why don't you read it from the beginning, and find out?

doesnt that take a long time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:22:43 PM

Quote from: DavenWhy would you want to do this kind of stuff?

;-)

Don't you find it amusing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 05:26:05 PM

Quote from: DavenWhy would you want to do this kind of stuff?

;-)

Would it surprise you to find out there's a lot of good memories in this thread?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:29:14 PM

Okay, WOULD I find it ammusing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:29:51 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Would it surprise you to find out there's a lot of good memories in this thread?

Why would I be impressed by memories?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 31, 2005, 05:29:59 PM

dont you find everything amusing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:30:13 PM

Well, how are you feeling right now? Amused?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 31, 2005, 05:30:55 PM

i am, arent you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:31:32 PM

maybe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:31:33 PM

Aren't most things just a reflection of our depression?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:32:01 PM

Is Daven Eric?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:32:06 PM

Quote from: DavenAren't most things just a reflection of our depression?

When did you become such a pessemist?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:32:24 PM

Who's Davin?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:32:56 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: DavenAren't most things just a reflection of our depression?

When did you become such a pessemist?

When HAVEN'T I been a pessimist?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:34:16 PM

Quote from: DavenWho's Davin?

who are you talkin about?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:35:20 PM

Quote from: Daven
When HAVEN'T I been a pessimist?

How should I know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:35:31 PM

< shakes head rappidly > Am I loosing my mind?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:36:14 PM

Quote from: Daven< shakes head rappidly > Am I loosing my mind?

How does one "loose" a mind?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:36:28 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Daven
When HAVEN'T I been a pessimist?

How should I know?

Then why did you ask?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:37:08 PM

Quote from: Daven
Then why did you ask?

Are you sure I did?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:37:14 PM

Why do I keep getting loose and lose backwards?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:37:22 PM

Cause he wants to know?

(ps BELLA RULES)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:37:49 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Daven
Then why did you ask?

Are you sure I did?

Didn't you? Who did if it wasn't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:39:50 PM

Quote from: DavenWhy do I keep getting loose and lose backwards?

Because you're an idiot?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:40:35 PM

WAs that called for?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:41:16 PM

Why are you picking on me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 05:41:31 PM

Quote from: Malaul
(ps BELLA RULES)

Thanks, but how come you say that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:42:31 PM

Quote from: MalaulWAs that called for?

Didn't you catch the "Heathers" reference?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:42:53 PM

its obvious that I didnt why ask me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:43:59 PM

What "Heathers" reference?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:45:09 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: DavenWhy do I keep getting loose and lose backwards?

Because you're an idiot?

I think he meant this one correct?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:45:45 PM

Remember the part in "Heathers" where the dad said, "why do I keep reading these stupid detective novels?";

And Winona Rider says, "Becasue you're an idiot,";

And the dad says, "Oh, yeah"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:46:19 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul
(ps BELLA RULES)

Thanks, but how come you say that?

why question someone saying that you rule?
Arent you happy that someoen else known it to be true besides you?

(for unlocking this thread)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:46:31 PM

No I don't remember that, do you know when the last time I watched Heathers was?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:49:20 PM

15 years ago?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:49:27 PM

Do you all think my sig is okay? Not too long is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:49:54 PM

Quote from: Malaul15 years ago?

Are you guessing?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Malaul on March 31, 2005, 05:49:57 PM

looks good to me, ANyon e else?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:51:05 PM

Can I assume, Davan, that you have no memory for movie quotes?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:51:28 PM

Why do you assume that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:52:09 PM

Quote from: LMNOCan I assume, Davan, that you have no memory for movie quotes?

Can *I* assume that you can't read names? LOL

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:52:17 PM

Would it be wrong to assume that, given you didn't remember one of the only running jokes in "Heathers"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:54:46 PM

Can you tell I didn't pay attention to the movie much? That someone else was watching it while I happened to be present?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:57:41 PM

Well, why didn't you say so earlier?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:57:59 PM

You didn't give me a chance did you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 05:58:35 PM

You needed more time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 31, 2005, 05:58:48 PM

So is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 05:59:41 PM

Whatever, but are you going to exploit me now that I've been marked as one of the clowntrodden?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 31, 2005, 06:00:21 PM

Is *that* what your funny buttcheek hat is for? :D

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 06:00:23 PM

Quote from: DJRubberduckySo is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?

Why didn't they take a lesson from Rage Against the Machine, anyway?

[edit: Then again, what's wrong with trying to be a political punk?]

[re-edit: am I bad for calling Green Day Punk?]

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:01:50 PM

Is it so hard to see that it's an icon for "asshat"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on March 31, 2005, 06:01:54 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: DJRubberduckySo is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?

Why didn't they take a lesson from Rage Against the Machine, anyway?

[edit: Then again, what's wrong with trying to be a political punk?]

[re-edit: am I bad for calling Green Day Punk?]

which lesson was that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:02:59 PM

Didn't I state earlier that I hated clowns because of a clowning incident when I was younger?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 06:03:07 PM

I'm sorry, was it unclear that I was trying to say that Rage ATM's message was diluited by their fame?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:03:58 PM

Doesn't that happen to every "messagey" band? Like what happened to "INsane Clown Possee"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 06:07:08 PM

Quote from: DavenDoesn't that happen to every "messagey" band? Like what happened to "INsane Clown Possee"?

What was ICP's message, "We're ripping off black culture 'cuz we're a bunch of talentless fucktards"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:09:54 PM

I thought it was "we're against everything including the establishment till we get a huge record deal", wasn't it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 06:19:27 PM

Quote from: DavenI thought it was "we're against everything including the establishment till we get a huge record deal", wasn't it?

Would you include "talent" when you say "against everything"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:20:46 PM

That kinda follows, donesn't it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 31, 2005, 06:39:17 PM

Anyone know why I have a headache after reading this thread?
:shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on March 31, 2005, 06:41:40 PM

you read the whole thing? ow!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:45:10 PM

Anyone want to use this?

(http://davensjournal.com/avatar/STFU.jpg)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 06:46:24 PM

I've got a bunch of things like that on my site.

Like this:

(http://cevk.com/images/hammertime.jpg)

F00. 'Tis b3 t3h tim3z0rs of t3h H@/\/\/\/\3|2Z0|2Zz!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:48:01 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've got a bunch of things like that on my site.

Like this:

F00. 'Tis b3 t3h tim3z0rs of t3h H@/\/\/\/\3|2Z0|2Zz!

What??? YOu didn't use a question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 06:54:37 PM

Quote from: Daven
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI've got a bunch of things like that on my site.

Like this:

F00. 'Tis b3 t3h tim3z0rs of t3h H@/\/\/\/\3|2Z0|2Zz!

What??? YOu didn't use a question?

I use the Megatokyo varient of l33t. I actually said, "Silly mortal. This is not the time to be foolishly posting pictures, it is the time for revenge!"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:57:16 PM

BRAIN MELT!!!!

BRAIN MELT!!!!

What be the penalty for not posting in a question in this forum?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 06:57:58 PM

I know.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 31, 2005, 06:58:11 PM

you reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 06:58:47 PM

Quote from: DavenBRAIN MELT!!!!

BRAIN MELT!!!!

What be the penalty for not posting in a question in this forum?

Do you really want to find out?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 06:58:55 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher LargoI know.

Then tell me Please?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 07:00:42 PM

Quote from: horab fibslageryou reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?

Horab, maybe you haven't realised this, but I sure have. All those ground shattering thoughts I have about socio-political-economic-moral-religious things, have occured to others.

So why do you have to copy people in pointing this out to me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on March 31, 2005, 07:08:29 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: horab fibslageryou reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?

Horab, maybe you haven't realised this, but I sure have. All those ground shattering thoughts I have about socio-political-economic-moral-religious things, have occured to others.

So why do you have to copy people in pointing this out to me?

So how come, if you're a teacher and stuff, you don't make any sense?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 07:14:00 PM

Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: horab fibslageryou reall y can't do anythign but copy other people can you?

Horab, maybe you haven't realised this, but I sure have. All those ground shattering thoughts I have about socio-political-economic-moral-religious things, have occured to others.

So why do you have to copy people in pointing this out to me?
So how come, if you're a teacher and stuff, you don't make any sense?

You're not Japanese and/or Ninja and/or More intelligent than a mollusk.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on March 31, 2005, 07:19:25 PM

um, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 08:10:23 PM

Quote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?

Yes. Yes, It was.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on March 31, 2005, 08:28:37 PM

Quote from: broadband slothrophas anyone seen a shifty looking ninja?

Good question......has anyone seen Hotsuma around lately?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 08:29:49 PM

How can you see a ninja that wants to be hidden?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 08:29:50 PM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: broadband slothrophas anyone seen a shifty looking ninja?
Good question......has anyone seen Hotsuma around lately?

He lives?

/me gets puppy dog eyes.

[Stimpy]JOY.[/Stimpy]

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 08:30:37 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?

Yes. Yes, It was.

You enjoy doing that to us, don't you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 08:30:58 PM

Quote from: Daven
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?

Yes. Yes, It was.

You enjoy doing that to us, don't you?

No, not really.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 31, 2005, 08:47:13 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Daven
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: CORNHOLIOum, wasn't that supposed to be like a question and stuff?

Yes. Yes, It was.

You enjoy doing that to us, don't you?

No, not really.

Do you realise you are losing a war of wits with Beavis? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 08:54:11 PM

I take it that makes me Butthead?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 31, 2005, 09:03:22 PM

Quote from: DavenI take it that makes me Butthead?

Are you the one that keeps NOT asking questions?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 09:06:45 PM

I don't think I am, am I? Hmmmm, Should I change my icon?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 31, 2005, 09:10:54 PM

I don't think you are the biggest asshat here, do you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 09:46:07 PM

I don't know. What do you think?

(I'm enjoying this. I'm actually smiling)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2005, 09:47:08 PM

It's not really up to us, is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 31, 2005, 09:53:37 PM

Quote from: LMNOIt's not really up to us, is it?

If he is leaving his life up to us he is in big trouble, isn't he?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 10:25:37 PM

Have problems of my own. Don't want to be a butthead more than I have to be, do I?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 10:29:30 PM

Besides, what kind of an idiot would I be if I let others make my decisions for me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION on March 31, 2005, 10:33:11 PM

...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 31, 2005, 10:36:08 PM

Quote from: DavenBesides, what kind of an idiot would I be if I let others make my decisions for me?

The kind of idiot that posts around here asking questions like that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on March 31, 2005, 11:11:17 PM

Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiationyou'd probably work for US.

do any of you really think you won't end up working for US?

Don't you remember that I posted that I did my time in the Army therefore I am out, free and clear?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Gimoz on March 31, 2005, 11:38:51 PM

What army?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Open Bar on March 31, 2005, 11:45:09 PM

was it the Kiss army?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Gimoz on April 01, 2005, 12:53:21 AM

Did you kiss the army!? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 01, 2005, 01:35:52 AM

You are joking, right? Perhaps you did not know that the army is comprised mostly of Zorga's many many ex-husbands?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on April 01, 2005, 01:40:35 AM

United states Military Army, the KISS Army was a long time ago. What's a Saint Second Class?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 03:23:47 AM

did the army make you eat beef in a pouch?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Daven on April 01, 2005, 03:30:16 AM

Mmmm, what's Spanish for "All the time"?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2005, 03:33:30 AM

I apologize in advance for this. It's the demon rum making me act like this...

j0 m0mma eatz beef in a pouch, biatch!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 03:38:55 AM

Quote from: DavenMmmm, what's Spanish for "All the time"?

is it "todo el tiempo?"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 01, 2005, 03:42:03 AM

Hey Hate Factory, have you used that handle before? Or am I having deja vu again?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 11:27:02 AM

Why do fish never close their eyes?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Gimoz on April 01, 2005, 12:16:01 PM

Have you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 01, 2005, 12:16:49 PM

Quote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Thank you voice of reason and sanity.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 12:20:02 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Thank you voice of reason and sanity.

What? I have never heard such drivel in all my life!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 01, 2005, 12:25:20 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Thank you voice of reason and sanity.

What? I have never heard such drivel in all my life!

You have now.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 12:35:44 PM

Why should I care?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 01, 2005, 12:48:54 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhy should I care?

Do I look like I care if you should care?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 12:53:22 PM

Can you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 01, 2005, 12:57:36 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCCan you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?

You know very well, much as I do, that no one has ever gotten close enough to an intact claw shrimp to give an anatomical monograph, and lived to tell it.

However, from the bits and pieces that are left over from the killing, I can infrom you they are tasty.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 01:15:28 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCCan you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?

You know very well, much as I do, that no one has ever gotten close enough to an intact claw shrimp to give an anatomical monograph, and lived to tell it.

However, from the bits and pieces that are left over from the killing, I can infrom you they are tasty.

Well no shit. Why do you think they are so vicious? They know the score.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 01:49:37 PM

do they chew your eyeballs up?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 02:08:19 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodledo they chew your eyeballs up?

Only on saturdays.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2005, 03:25:19 PM

They have teeth?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: scorch on April 01, 2005, 04:12:34 PM

how big are they?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 01, 2005, 04:31:21 PM

They are tasty, and .00007 lawyers in size.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Gimoz on April 01, 2005, 07:36:25 PM

<aneresic whine>
Aren't you supposed to post questions only?
</aneresic whine>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 07:37:28 PM

do you actually follow rules?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2005, 07:38:17 PM

if it's good for a laugh, why not?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 07:39:33 PM

isnt everything a good laugh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2005, 07:51:00 PM

no.

some things are definitely very bad laughs.

like that time I watched that alcoholic cripple fall into the harbor in January, and I just stood there laughing until he slipped under the sea ice.

last I heard, he was rescued, but threw himself back in the harbor in a fit of shame once the medics on the scene realized that he had been sodomized by every seal in Castine Harbor.

bad laughs all around.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 01, 2005, 08:53:20 PM

Aren't you glad you asked, ramenboy? :D

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 01, 2005, 08:58:27 PM

Isn't it ramen girl?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mad Skillz on April 01, 2005, 08:59:16 PM

yo, ain't tha noodledawg a homegirl?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: The Open Bar on April 01, 2005, 08:59:33 PM

can i get some theological help here please?

why is everyone praying for the catholic pope? (i realize he's sick)

isn't he god's representative on earth?

isn't death inevitable?

and being god's representative, isn't he infallable?

ARE THEY SCARED HE AIN'T GETTING INTO HEAVEN, AFTERALL?

am i missing something?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 01, 2005, 09:00:10 PM

Did I ever tell y'all about the time in high school that I, despite my C-cup figure, got mistaken for a boy during a choir performance 'cause I was in the rhythm section and dressed to match the other two (who were actually boys)?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2005, 09:00:22 PM

How'd a lil' ol' bar like you get to be so smart, anyway?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on April 01, 2005, 09:04:08 PM

Quote from: LMNOHow'd a lil' ol' bar like you get to be so smart, anyway?

he found a book in my office called

'transcendental wisdom, existentialism and cocktails....for dummies'

it's all pretty textbook stuff...chapter 4 i think.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 09:31:55 PM

Quote from: Mad Skillzyo, ain't tha noodledawg a homegirl?

fo shizzle!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 01, 2005, 10:10:37 PM

Why didn't you ask a question, yo?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 10:11:56 PM

why are you questioning what i do?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 01, 2005, 10:15:24 PM

That noodle chick usually asks a question, doesn't she? Not like that other assmunch, what's his name? Anybody got some nachos?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 10:16:51 PM

why do you eat nachos so much?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2005, 10:19:06 PM

I think he only knows a handful of words, so all food is referred to as "nachos" or "burritos"

Beavis, am I close?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Gimoz on April 01, 2005, 10:27:01 PM

Maybe he just like nachos? Don't you think they're tasty?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Finnyhaha on April 01, 2005, 10:27:40 PM

Why is everyone only asking questions?
Are we being conformists now?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 10:28:11 PM

i think they are, but would you want to eat them all the time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2005, 10:37:00 PM

depends...are burritos my only other option?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 01, 2005, 10:43:48 PM

Ew, and are they frozen burritos?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 01, 2005, 11:12:45 PM

Nachos rule and burritos are cool, heh, heh, heh, and that's all my mom buys, uh, do your moms buy other stuff?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 02, 2005, 03:54:43 AM

how old are you anyway?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 02, 2005, 04:43:26 AM

How much effort would it take to come up with a theory proving time is an illusion, and therefore age doesn't matter??

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 02, 2005, 04:44:27 AM

i think it would take a long time, dont you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 02, 2005, 04:45:15 AM

Quote from: Altoid AddictHow much effort would it take to come up with a theory proving time is an illusion, and therefore age doesn't matter??

I already think that, although I can't prove it yet.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 02, 2005, 04:47:38 AM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlei think it would take a long time, dont you?

Probably. I'm just worried if it'd take more than zero effort. Why would I do it then?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 02, 2005, 05:39:27 AM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlehow old are you anyway?

heh, heh, heh, how old do you think I am?

On TV I am 15, so that's my answer and I'm sticking to it, OK?

I'm gonna score, heh, heh, heh, or get my ass kicked again, heh, oh, heh, crap, nevermind, OK?

:runs away:

why do girls always wanna kick my ass?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Guest on April 02, 2005, 06:26:56 AM

How many times must the chicken cross the road?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 02, 2005, 08:17:56 AM

Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: mian tiao noodlehow old are you anyway?
heh, heh, heh, how old do you think I am?

On TV I am 15, so that's my answer and I'm sticking to it, OK?

I'm gonna score, heh, heh, heh, or get my ass kicked again, heh, oh, heh, crap, nevermind, OK?

:runs away:

why do girls always wanna kick my ass?

dude i think she's sexually harrassing you.

*boioioiing!*

omg! she's sexually harrassing me too.

lol.

chicks rule.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh on April 03, 2005, 02:27:10 AM

i will eat your sexual harrasing me too!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: redwulf25_ci on April 03, 2005, 09:51:40 PM

Quote from: GuestHow many times must the chicken cross the road?

Why would it want to?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2005, 10:05:29 PM

Isn't that the greatest question of all time?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: redwulf25_ci on April 03, 2005, 10:08:17 PM

Quote from: AnonymousIsn't that the greatest question of all time?

Won't we have to wait untill the end of time to find out?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on April 03, 2005, 10:11:24 PM

No. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: redwulf25_ci on April 03, 2005, 10:12:27 PM

Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)

Aren't these suposed to be questions only?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 12:43:23 AM

Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)

Evolutionary Biologist, are we?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on April 04, 2005, 12:54:06 AM

No, just a big fan.
:lol:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 12:54:36 AM

Quote from: agent compassionNo, just a big fan.
:lol:

Amen. Just think about all the other ways it could have fallen.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 01:16:28 AM

Quote from: agent compassionNo. Sex is the greatest question. And "Yes" is the answer.

8)

So, then.

Sex?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on April 04, 2005, 01:19:04 AM

Where?

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 01:19:56 AM

Eric has left channel #110%%%%HOTCYBERSEXCHICKS.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 04, 2005, 01:35:03 AM

you liek to cyber 40 year old men? :shock:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on April 04, 2005, 01:42:10 AM

No.

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 04, 2005, 01:43:09 AM

well i know you don't.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: agent compassion on April 04, 2005, 01:45:25 AM

I see.

:removes herself from the crossfire:

8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 02:21:46 AM

Question: How many times are you going to keep doing that?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 02:24:59 AM

Doing what?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 02:29:26 AM

:P That.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 02:31:20 AM

Where have you been? Still working long hours?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 02:37:40 AM

not now....I quit! HA! :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 02:38:46 AM

That'll fix them, won't it?

good for you

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 02:41:57 AM

it may not fix them, but it will sure help fix me.

Thanks.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 02:46:11 AM

You're welcome. Glad it's going to help fix you.

Okay guys, how many fingers am I holding up?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 02:46:32 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're welcome. Glad it's going to help fix you.

Okay guys, how many fingers am I holding up?

...

This is a trick question.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 04, 2005, 02:47:28 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're welcome. Glad it's going to help fix you.

Okay guys, how many fingers am I holding up?

23?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 02:47:43 AM

How'd you know?

The pirate brought me a fresh supply just the other day. Want some?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 02:47:55 AM

one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 02:48:36 AM

You want one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 02:52:23 AM

sure. two if you can spare another.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 02:54:46 AM

You bet - it's not a problem that they've been previously owned, is it?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 04, 2005, 02:55:52 AM

i'll take 2 please.

"hey phil, tough case?"
yeah this oens a reall pigfucker frank, soem guy had his eyestabbed out with fingers."
"wow, dont' see that everyday"
"yeah the fucker is that teh fingers were left int eh eyes. how fucked up is that?"
"bunch o savages in this town phil, you goin for lunch"
"yeah"

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 02:58:16 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou bet - it's not a problem that they've been previously owned, is it?

no, I can clean them up pretty good. :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on April 04, 2005, 03:01:30 AM

Quote from: horab fibslageri'll take 2 please.

"hey phil, tough case?"
yeah this oens a reall pigfucker frank, soem guy had his eyestabbed out with fingers."
"wow, dont' see that everyday"
"yeah the fucker is that teh fingers were left int eh eyes. how fucked up is that?"
"bunch o savages in this town phil, you goin for lunch"
"yeah"

Great quote! You want them sent FedEx or UPS?

Quote from: Shaitan5no, I can clean them up pretty good. :wink:

Cool. Don't forget to clean under the nails, k?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 04, 2005, 03:02:49 AM

well ups wears brown uniforms, so, uh yeah send em ups this time so i can mug the guy for his coat.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 03:05:47 AM

ok then. I'll have them done tommorrow.....

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Takashi on April 04, 2005, 04:29:03 AM

As for this it wasn't attached to question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 04, 2005, 09:35:50 AM

Why should Jesus care?

AND WHAT WOULD HE DO?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Gimoz on April 04, 2005, 02:37:00 PM

Aaaaaaargh?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 03:52:53 PM

are you a wooshy pirate?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Gimoz on April 04, 2005, 04:40:57 PM

What does 'wooshy' mean?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on April 04, 2005, 04:46:46 PM

Do you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 04, 2005, 04:51:12 PM

Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?

Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 04, 2005, 06:32:22 PM

Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?

yea, how many did you want to buy?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 04, 2005, 06:40:11 PM

Quote from: doubtless incident
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
yea, how many did you want to buy?

I used to have both and stuff, but now I got better and I only want kill other people and stuff, how about you?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 07:24:53 PM

i am pot, would you like to smoke me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 07:30:55 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?

Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 07:31:26 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?

Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?

Mm... Depends on your gender perference. I think.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 07:32:47 PM

Why?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Felix on April 04, 2005, 07:35:09 PM

What the hell?? Aren't there enough questions in the world already?!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 07:35:12 PM

Quote from: LMNOWhy?

It's why my Corporate Masters at Real American Patriot Enterprises tell me?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 07:36:35 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?

Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?

i didnt mean it that way, did i?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 07:41:56 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodle
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei am pot, would you like to smoke me?

Is it wrong that I find the above question somehow sexual?

i didnt mean it that way, did i?

Shouldn't I be asking you that question?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 07:42:57 PM

well i dont usually know what i mean, shouldnt others think for me?

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Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 07:51:07 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlewell i dont usually know what i mean, shouldnt others think for me?

Would you mind if I told you it was meant to be sexual?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 07:52:32 PM

i dont think i would mind, would i?

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Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 07:53:36 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlei dont think i would mind, would i?

Wait-- does this make me a dirty old man?

Again?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 07:57:22 PM

it depends on how old you are and whether or not you took a bath right?

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Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 07:59:05 PM

Well, how old is "Old"?

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 07:59:46 PM

Quote from: LMNOWell, how old is "Old"?

Is your right hand glowing red?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 08:00:12 PM

doesnt it depend on who you ask? cause im old to like a.....two year old or something

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Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 08:02:22 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodledoesnt it depend on who you ask? cause im old to like a.....two year old or something

Perhaps "dirty-ol-man-ness" is a function of the age differential? How young are you?

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Post by: anti-horab on April 04, 2005, 08:02:42 PM

17 year old sconsider me old.

never midn that i look 35. :/

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 08:04:31 PM

im 17. do i consider you old?

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Post by: anti-horab on April 04, 2005, 08:06:15 PM

i dunno. i listen to psychadelic era music, and liek to say, well back i nmy day, we..."

do you thin that's old of me?

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Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 08:08:15 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodleim 17. do i consider you old?

Is this the part of the movie where I back away from the underaged girl slowly, so as not to alert the autorities?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 08:08:28 PM

i think everyone in here is older then i think...thats good maybe?

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 08:10:36 PM

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: mian tiao noodleim 17. do i consider you old?

Is this the part of the movie where I back away from the underaged girl slowly, so as not to alert the autorities?

Is the theme song "Don't Stand So Close to Me?"

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 08:11:12 PM

is it because i smell bad??? :cry:

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 08:11:53 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodleis it because i smell bad??? :cry:

When's the last time you were bathed?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 08:12:25 PM

i shower...uh..last night yes?

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Post by: anti-horab on April 04, 2005, 08:16:12 PM

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: mian tiao noodleis it because i smell bad??? :cry:

When's the last time you were bathed?

wi can smell you from here, when's teh last time you bathed?

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Post by: saint aini on April 04, 2005, 09:08:51 PM

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?

Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?

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Post by: anti-horab on April 04, 2005, 09:11:32 PM

Quote from: aini, oracle of doom
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?

Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?

consequence is a bitch eh?

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Post by: saint aini on April 04, 2005, 09:18:13 PM

Quote from: anti-horab
Quote from: aini, oracle of doom
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?

Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?

consequence is a bitch eh?

Yea, who would have guessed that mixing Hobbes with Machiavelli would lead to a 10 day stay in a nut house?

Anyways, would you like to know the other questions they ask?

Quote
How's your appetite?
Sleeping well?
Any thoughts of hurting yourself or others?
Seeing or hearing things that aren't real?
Mood swings?
Any goal for the day?

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Post by: anti-horab on April 04, 2005, 09:20:40 PM

naw it's all good dude.

so where'd you get the gun jon?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 09:43:56 PM

i buy guns from gangsta on da street, yo. dont you?

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Post by: anti-horab on April 04, 2005, 09:48:30 PM

doesn't everybody?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2005, 10:28:24 PM

I'm sorry, did I hear somebody say they were looking for a gat?

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Post by: agent compassion on April 05, 2005, 01:49:35 AM

QuoteYea, who would have guessed that mixing Hobbes with Machiavelli would lead to a 10 day stay in a nut house?

Yeah, it's much better to mix Hobbes with Calvin...

8)

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 05, 2005, 04:58:26 PM

Quote from: aini, oracle of doomAnyways, would you like to know the other questions they ask?

Quote
How's your appetite?
Sleeping well?
Any thoughts of hurting yourself or others?
Seeing or hearing things that aren't real?
Mood swings?
Any goal for the day?

I'm more interested if the facility in which you were deposited considered everyone to have a substance abuse problem and mandated that everyone had to attend AA or NA atleast once a day. That and were the sexes segregated other than in their quarters?

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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 05, 2005, 07:04:20 PM

Quote from: SMFabalWhat is God?

That would be Zorga, would it not?

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Post by: Felix on April 05, 2005, 07:20:45 PM

Isn't god essentially self-deception?

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Post by: LMNO on April 05, 2005, 07:27:12 PM

Are you saying Zorga is deceiving herself?

Naughty Felix!

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Post by: Felix on April 05, 2005, 07:38:03 PM

In order to make sense of something so vast as the universe, we must all decieve ourselves.

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 05, 2005, 07:52:55 PM

Quote from: aini, oracle of doom
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you? Which aini do we have today?

Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?

Sweetie, we all have memories we wish we didn't, you hadn't figured that out yet? We all have issues, we all have traumas, we all have nightmares. We are all special, but at the same time, none of us are special, that is the way of life, isn't it?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 05, 2005, 10:18:58 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlei think everyone in here is older then i think...thats good maybe?

I'm younger than you, heh, heh, heh, does that help, heh, don't hit me, OK?, heh...

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Post by: Malaul on April 05, 2005, 10:41:18 PM

Who is letting this IDIOT still continue to breath let alone post here?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 05, 2005, 10:48:10 PM

which idiot?

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Post by: Malaul on April 05, 2005, 10:57:35 PM

Uhmmmm cornholio? Hellllllllloooooooooooooo?!?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 05, 2005, 11:04:39 PM

Quote from: MalaulUhmmmm cornholio? Hellllllllloooooooooooooo?!?

Um, like I know I'm not very smart and stuff, but, like it's not my fault or anything and I was trying to be nice or something or kill me, no just kidding, heh, AAAAHH, heh

:run away:

AAAAAaaaaa.....

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 05, 2005, 11:06:42 PM

Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of Rum
Quote from: SMFabalWhat is God?
That would be Zorga, would it not?

Is Zorga aware of a device called the Total Perspective Vortex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex), as I think its creators and operators owe Zorga royalties for showing people the Truth.

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 06, 2005, 04:11:10 AM

does it have to do with cheese flavoured socks?

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Post by: doubtless incident on April 06, 2005, 04:50:43 AM

cheddar or colby?

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 05:22:49 AM

I think the question might be more along the lines of: What does it have to do with Fairy Cake?

Meep?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 07:01:31 AM

um, like you really are a dork, aren't you, heh, heh, heh, cheese is cool, heh, heh, heh, especially on nachos and stuff

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Post by: agent compassion on April 06, 2005, 07:03:10 AM

Quotecheddar or colby?

I'm gonna have to ask you not to eat my avatar.

8)

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:14:17 AM

Quote from: agent compassion
Quotecheddar or colby?

I'm gonna have to ask you not to eat my avatar.

8)

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Post by: agent compassion on April 06, 2005, 07:19:41 AM

(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/colbycyborg.gif)

She's what?

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:20:52 AM

Quote from: agent compassion(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/colbycyborg.gif)

She's what?

Hot?

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Post by: agent compassion on April 06, 2005, 07:23:38 AM

Sure, but you still can't eat her.

8)

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:24:22 AM

Quote from: agent compassionSure, but you still can't eat her.

8)

...

Why not?

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Post by: Bella on April 06, 2005, 07:25:57 AM

Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: agent compassionSure, but you still can't eat her.

8)

...

Why not?

Because we said so.

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Post by: agent compassion on April 06, 2005, 07:27:42 AM

Yeah! What Bella said!

Besides, she's not made of cheese anyway!

<Redneck> We don't need no moon cheese babies! </Redneck>

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:32:47 AM

<Eric>Dammit, I love her! And if I can't have her, I don't want my Cyborg heart to keep me alive any longer!</Eric>

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Post by: agent compassion on April 06, 2005, 07:36:19 AM

Quote<Eric>Dammit, I love her! And if I can't have her, I don't want my Cyborg heart to keep me alive any longer!</Eric>

Here, have some pills, they'll make you feel better.
(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/eyestigmata.gif)

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:39:52 AM

Quote from: agent compassion
Quote<Eric>Dammit, I love her! And if I can't have her, I don't want my Cyborg heart to keep me alive any longer!</Eric>

Here, have some pills, they'll make you feel better.
(http://www.pcez.com/~valeyard/eyestigmata.gif)

<Antoine>Do we have any supercool left?</Antoine>

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Post by: agent compassion on April 06, 2005, 07:43:33 AM

<Colby>But of course.</Colby>

(http://www.whiteaisle.com/candy_store_files/pixy_stix.gif)(http://www.whiteaisle.com/candy_store_files/pixy_stix.gif)(http://www.whiteaisle.com/candy_store_files/pixy_stix.gif)

Crack the wand....

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:45:53 AM

Quote from: agent compassion<Colby>But of course.</Colby>

(http://www.whiteaisle.com/candy_store_files/pixy_stix.gif)(http://www.whiteaisle.com/candy_store_files/pixy_stix.gif)(http://www.whiteaisle.com/candy_store_files/pixy_stix.gif)

Crack the wand....

<Eric>/me snorts some Supercool. Then eats some. Then smokes some. Then rubs some on his gums. Then in his eyes. Then shoves some up his nose.</Eric>

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Post by: agent compassion on April 06, 2005, 07:49:24 AM

<Stewie> Damn you Supercool, come to my mouth. Err...damn you and such.</Stewie>

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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:53:36 AM

Quote from: agent compassion<Stewie> Damn you Supercool, come to my mouth. Err...damn you and such.</Stewie>

<Brian>Hey, whose leg do I have to hump around here to get a dry martini?!</Brian>

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 06, 2005, 12:35:33 PM

What sort of chemistry is God made up of?

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 06, 2005, 03:53:57 PM

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhat sort of chemistry is God made up of?

Probably either organic or inorganic.

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Post by: LMNO on April 06, 2005, 03:55:17 PM

Couldn't there be a third choice?

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 06, 2005, 04:00:05 PM

Quote from: LMNOCouldn't there be a third choice?

Using the word 'probably' indicates there may be other options, doesn't it? That was my intention, because being god and all, who the fuck knows, right ? :?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 04:03:56 PM

What the hell are you guys talking about? heh, heh, heh I asked a question, heh, heh, heh I NEED CRAPACHINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE, oops, or something, anyone got some nachos?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 06, 2005, 04:05:40 PM

crapachino? doesnt that leave a bad after taste?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 04:18:24 PM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlecrapachino? doesnt that leave a bad after taste?

not if you add enough chocolate, chocloate will cover up any bad taste, don't you think?

PS there is no acutal crap involved, that would be too groos for me even, can you believe it? something too gross for me? heh, HEHEHEHE, heh

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Post by: doubtless incident on April 08, 2005, 12:02:55 AM

Quote from: CORNHOLIOnot if you add enough chocolate, chocloate will cover up any bad taste, don't you think?

you really think that? no man there's lots of tastes chocolate can't cover. like dog shit. it wouldn't cover that now would it?

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Post by: redwulf25_ci on April 08, 2005, 12:07:23 AM

Quote from: doubtless incident
Quote from: CORNHOLIOnot if you add enough chocolate, chocloate will cover up any bad taste, don't you think?
you really think that? no man there's lots of tastes chocolate can't cover. like dog shit. it wouldn't cover that now would it?

How would you know?

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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 09:50:09 AM

Where is Jesus's Motorbike?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 08, 2005, 12:45:33 PM

didnt he crash it last week?

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Post by: Gimoz on April 08, 2005, 02:03:14 PM

Isn't Jesus too good a driver to crash?

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Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2005, 02:14:19 PM

Why would you say that? There wasn't any internal combustion 2000 years ago, was there?

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Post by: Gimoz on April 08, 2005, 06:44:09 PM

Wouldn't being divine and stuff help?

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Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2005, 06:46:23 PM

Didn't save him getting nailed to tree, now, did it?

And didn't JG Ballard have something about a car crash being like a post-modern crucifixtion?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 08, 2005, 06:50:29 PM

i think cars should be cross shaped yes?

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Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2005, 06:54:41 PM

But what about the Jews?

LMNO
-Would love to have a car shaped like the Star of David.

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Post by: Gimoz on April 08, 2005, 08:02:24 PM

You nailed a yew to his car!?!

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Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2005, 08:07:56 PM

Why do you have to bring the Trees into this?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 08, 2005, 08:39:32 PM

is it because they are full of carbs?

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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 09, 2005, 08:21:49 AM

Zorga is also full of carbs, so would this apply to Zorga as well?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 09, 2005, 11:05:40 AM

i9 dunno man, but i'm, mpretty fucjkin drunk.e i only spwent 60$ at thedamn ed pubn :P

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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 09, 2005, 05:35:19 PM

Zorga was drunk last night. Unfortunately, I'm sober today.

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 09, 2005, 05:52:20 PM

i'm still a little tipsy... :P

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 09, 2005, 05:53:06 PM

Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumZorga was drunk last night. Unfortunately, I'm sober today.

Auntie Zorga, um, did you forget it was supposed to be a question?

:ducks:

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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 09, 2005, 06:00:04 PM

When in the world did Zorga get to be your Auntie?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 09, 2005, 06:05:58 PM

goood question aunti zorga.

can i come and drink your beer?

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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 09, 2005, 06:07:26 PM

Yes, dear. But how did you know I have beer? :wink:

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 09, 2005, 06:07:57 PM

when do you not have beer>? :twisted:

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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 09, 2005, 06:09:28 PM

When indeed?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 09, 2005, 06:09:35 PM

Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumWhen in the world did Zorga get to be your Auntie?

um, I'm sorry, you're just so cool and everything and everyone should have a cool aunt like you, but I don't, but you don't have to be my auntie, I'll just go over there, sorry

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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on April 09, 2005, 06:12:13 PM

This is all true, of course. Why are my sisters not here to read your words of wisdom? :evil:

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Post by: Gimoz on April 09, 2005, 06:41:57 PM

What's wisdom?

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Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 09, 2005, 09:31:55 PM

who decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 10, 2005, 02:14:09 AM

Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?

We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh

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Post by: Demon Seed #three on April 10, 2005, 06:16:08 AM

aren't you supposed to be out looking for wrap-rollio for your bunghole?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 10, 2005, 07:03:39 AM

Quote from: smirky muffinaren't you supposed to be out looking for wrap-rollio for your bunghole?

uh, if you mean TP, that boots guy already gave me some, heh, that's why I showed up to sit with him on his short bus, which was pretty nice, if you ask me, but now he's acting like a dick, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, but, uh, muffin, huh? are you hot? and, uh, are you gonna hit me? cuz all the hot girls around here seem to be kinda mean, heh, but that makes 'em kinda sechsy and stuff, heh, are you related to my auntie Zorga?

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Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 10, 2005, 09:39:39 AM

Where's the beef?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 10, 2005, 10:06:04 AM

where's the women?

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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 10, 2005, 05:28:41 PM

Quote from: horab fibslagerwhere's the women?

Well, you posted this at 5 AM my time, so sorry, man, but I was sleeping. Can't have insomnia every night. :wink:

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Post by: saint aini on April 10, 2005, 05:58:36 PM

Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh

Why, you lumpish, idle-headed bladder, assume we might enjoy your kind?

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 10, 2005, 07:05:02 PM

Quote from: aini, oracle of doom
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh

Why, you lumpish, idle-headed bladder, assume we might enjoy your kind?

why would you assume we would enjoy your kind?

:twisted:

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 10, 2005, 09:43:46 PM

Quote from: aini, oracle of doom
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosowho decided to invite all the kids from the short bus to this forum?
We thought you would like the company, someone to sit by and stuff, heh, heh, HEHEHEH, heh, or somthing, or kill me, heh, heh

Why, you lumpish, idle-headed bladder, assume we might enjoy your kind?

uh, um, like I was answering that senor mister guy and I didn't realise you were on the short bus and my auntie Zorga said I shouldn't talk to you or anything.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 11, 2005, 01:57:27 PM

Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumWhen indeed?

Do you have any more?

May I have one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2005, 11:02:18 PM

Bump?

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Post by: Cain on April 17, 2005, 11:05:00 PM

Quote from: AnonymousBump?

Is that a question or a statement?

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 17, 2005, 11:20:07 PM

oh no, isnt that what idiots do when they want their post number to go up?

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Post by: agent compassion on April 17, 2005, 11:31:29 PM

No, it's what they do when they want to keep a topic on the front page.

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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 17, 2005, 11:36:20 PM

thats stupid too. ive been to forums where they have threads and all they say is bump
whats the point of that?

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Post by: agent compassion on April 17, 2005, 11:43:22 PM

Perhaps they are dancing the bump....

(http://img225.echo.cx/img225/6178/disco040yk.gif)(http://img225.echo.cx/img225/6178/disco040yk.gif)(http://img225.echo.cx/img225/6178/disco040yk.gif)(http://img225.echo.cx/img225/6178/disco040yk.gif)

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Post by: B_M_W on April 18, 2005, 12:04:52 AM

What the hell are those things you keep posting?

~BMW

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Post by: agent compassion on April 18, 2005, 12:11:44 AM

Daleks. There's a dead one being used as a planter in the Open Bar if you wanna check it out.

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Post by: Malaul on April 18, 2005, 12:14:18 AM

WHY WHYWHYW HWYHWYHWHWYDBNADBGKHAEFUCKINDALEKSSUCK GOPETHTBKAGBWHY ?

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Post by: agent compassion on April 18, 2005, 12:15:55 AM

Gotta admit they make good planters though....I took out the possessed carrots and put catnip instead...

8)

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Post by: Malaul on April 18, 2005, 12:21:29 AM

catnip?
oh no
what am I gonna do now

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Post by: agent compassion on April 18, 2005, 12:25:25 AM

Have a good time that's what....the OB is safe...

::opens up a pack of papers::

::rolls a catnip ciggy::

<////////> ~~~~~

yummm

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Post by: Malaul on April 18, 2005, 12:41:21 AM

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 27, 2005, 06:11:41 AM

how many karats in a diamond dog?

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Post by: doubtless incident on April 27, 2005, 06:18:19 AM

how can i turn the other cheek when i'm stuck in this chair?

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Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 27, 2005, 06:22:30 AM

how come no matter how much you chew carrots they never seem chewed?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 27, 2005, 06:25:12 AM

ow! if tobacco juice comes from chewing tobacco does carrot juice come from chewing carrots?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 27, 2005, 06:28:28 AM

that would explain the taste, dontu you thingk?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 27, 2005, 06:31:43 AM

taste? i got no taste. wonder where i can buy some?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 27, 2005, 06:35:48 AM

Quote from: doubtless incidenttaste? i got no taste. wonder where i can buy some?

um, I didn't know or anything, so I asked my mom, she said go to Sears, cuz their stuff tastes good, or something, grownups are weird

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 27, 2005, 06:42:19 PM

who wants coconuts?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 27, 2005, 06:43:54 PM

Quote from: doubtless incidentwho wants coconuts?

Do they have boobies int hem :shock: heh, HEHEH, heh, I said boobies

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 27, 2005, 06:45:52 PM

no man, they have coconut, dontcha know?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 27, 2005, 06:48:55 PM

Dammit, I thought you meant like a bikini top made from coconuts, heh, that would be cool, what am I gonna do with coconuts?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 28, 2005, 03:50:16 PM

put them down your pants

Title: Questions Only
Post by: illusion on April 28, 2005, 04:56:01 PM

Put them down the front of your shirt and pretend you have boobies?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 28, 2005, 05:36:53 PM

Ah, but do coconut boobies make you want to never leave the house? ;)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2005, 05:38:14 PM

Are you saying you have non-coconut boobies, and you never leave the house?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on April 28, 2005, 05:40:06 PM

That's it. I'm going to make a coconut bra, but how?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2005, 05:47:04 PM

Try duct tape....

:roll:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: noodle on April 28, 2005, 06:12:12 PM

usually coconut bras are made out of...um...coconuts...

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Shaitan5 on April 29, 2005, 01:33:28 AM

co co nut... good.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on April 29, 2005, 01:38:50 AM

What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
Earlye in morning!

Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Earlye in the morning!

Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlye in the morning!

Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Earlye in the morning!

What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
Earlye in the morning!

Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Earlye in the morning!

Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Earlye in the morning!

Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Earlye in the morning!

Lube him up good before the sun
Lube him up good before the sun.
Lube him up good before the sun
Earlye in the morning!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Burning Trees on April 29, 2005, 06:11:45 AM

What if Chef were one of us?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 29, 2005, 10:41:19 AM

Quote from: Burning TreesWhat if Chef were one of us?

Then what would Talufa be?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 29, 2005, 12:34:42 PM

his mom?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 30, 2005, 06:32:00 AM

how come my second toe is longer than my big toe?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 30, 2005, 06:36:15 AM

could we get a cross eyed smiley please?

i really want one.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on April 30, 2005, 06:40:25 AM

:mrgreen:

Code Select

:mrgreen: >:D

Title: Questions Only
Post by: doubtless incident on April 30, 2005, 06:45:43 AM

where's the cross eyed one?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on April 30, 2005, 06:49:15 AM

Quote from: doubtless incidentwhere's the cross eyed one?

:x :roll: :wink: :oops: :cry: :twisted: :shock: :?

Code Select

:x :roll: :wink: :oops: :cry: :twisted: :shock: :?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: saint aini on April 30, 2005, 06:52:46 AM

:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted:
:roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :mrgreen: >:D

Code Select


 :D  :)  :(  :o  :shock:  :?  8)  :lol:  :x  :P  :oops:  :cry:  :evil:  :twisted:
  :roll:  :wink:  :!:  :?:  :idea:  :arrow:  :mrgreen:  >:D

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2005, 06:02:42 AM

Quote from: mian tiao noodlehis mom?

Who's mom?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 01, 2005, 07:08:51 AM

your mom!

lol. haha. miss noodle owes me abeer! wooohoo! yeehee hee hee! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2005, 07:12:02 AM

Isn't that a beer your avatar is drinking?

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 01, 2005, 07:32:16 AM

yesi beleive she is drinking a beer.

nto my kid, i ganked her off google, so i takeno esponsibility.

probaly ds3 or soemthing.

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2005, 08:10:44 AM

Actually, it looks more like Hoshi did when she was little. :wink:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 01, 2005, 08:12:22 AM

hoshi gettin into the sauce eh?

geez louise- tho that does explain things. wai ti think she todl me this story.

i jsu tthought ds3 was the bad apple is all... 8)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2005, 08:13:52 AM

The real bad apple in the family is......ummm.......All of us. :twisted:

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Horab Fibslager on May 01, 2005, 08:35:02 AM

you'd think i would've figured that otu, by now, what with my uber inspectorial ski11z an all.

damned kennedy killers!

Title: Questions Only
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2005, 09:01:48 AM

No, horab I keep telling you we're innocent.
Someone else killed Kennedy and I can prove it.

See?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/evidence.jpg)

Title: Questions Only
Post by: SonOfDawn on May 01, 2005, 03:59:40 PM

this doesnt prove anything, does it?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on July 02, 2007, 07:13:42 PM

YOU HAVE FAILED TO MEET MY DEMANDS
MY PTERODACTYLS WILL NOW SUP UPON YOUR PRECIOUS FORUM

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/pterodactylattack1.jpg)

GO, PTERODACTYLS
GO RAISE THE DEAD

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/pterodactylattack3.jpg)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on July 02, 2007, 07:15:03 PM

If nothing else, he bumped a pic of Hoshiko, which is never a bad thing.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:07:58 PM

apart from the Hoshiko pic - why was this thread bumped?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Payne on July 02, 2007, 09:09:49 PM

The pterodactyl handler set a task for us, which was failed. The pterodactyls were unleashed on this thread as punishment.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:11:37 PM

punishment?

i'm finding the pterodactyls to be quite refreshing.

AKK was punishment. flying dinosaurs are genius.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on July 02, 2007, 09:12:04 PM

Quote from: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:07:58 PM
apart from the Hoshiko pic - why was this thread bumped?

insubordination.

If the noncompliance does not end, there will be more.

MARK MY WORDS

PTERODACTYL HANDLER X

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on July 02, 2007, 09:15:59 PM

Quote from: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
punishment?

i'm finding the pterodactyls to be quite refreshing.

AKK was punishment. flying dinosaurs are genius.

beeep

I'm glad you can see my genius.
These pterodactyls follow my every command.
If you find them refreshing now, wait until they sink their RAZOR SHARP BEAKS into your DELICIOUS THREADS.

beep booop beeep zzt

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:21:20 PM

Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on July 02, 2007, 09:15:59 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on July 02, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
punishment?

i'm finding the pterodactyls to be quite refreshing.

AKK was punishment. flying dinosaurs are genius.

beeep

I'm glad you can see my genius.
These pterodactyls follow my every command.
If you find them refreshing now, wait until they sink their RAZOR SHARP BEAKS into your DELICIOUS THREADS.

beep booop beeep zzt

sink away!

it's not like i've posted anything lately that was worth saving from pterodactlys.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on July 02, 2007, 09:37:50 PM

very well Mangrove... Very well...

GO MY PRETTIES
TO THE ARCHIVES

THEN REPORT TO THE OPEN BAR

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 03, 2007, 03:00:47 AM

Bella and Hoshiko did, in fact, kill JFK.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 24, 2008, 01:05:39 AM

Why did this thread die?

:kingmeh:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Cramulus on September 24, 2008, 01:06:56 AM

oh what the fuck?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on September 24, 2008, 01:09:06 AM

How come I don't remember this thread?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 24, 2008, 01:11:32 AM

How the hell does a thread like this end up being this long?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on September 24, 2008, 01:12:17 AM

Are you sure you want to find out?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 24, 2008, 01:19:59 AM

Have you even considered the breakthroughs we could make in thread longevity research by studying threads like this?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on September 24, 2008, 01:21:35 AM

Why would we want longer threads?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2008, 03:46:37 AM

WHO RESURRECTED DIS FREAD? :argh!:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 24, 2008, 06:21:40 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2008, 03:46:37 AM
WHO RESURRECTED DIS FREAD? :argh!:

What are you gonna do about it? :lol:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2008, 01:20:38 PM

Am I the only one who thinks even this thread is more entertaining than Savage's lame troll?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2008, 01:47:12 PM

BANAL?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Cramulus on September 24, 2008, 03:13:37 PM

:potd:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2008, 04:32:28 PM

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 24, 2008, 01:05:39 AM
Why did this thread die?

:kingmeh:

you are off my christmas card list.

ECH,
hopes you get coal, too.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 24, 2008, 06:32:04 PM

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 24, 2008, 06:21:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2008, 03:46:37 AM
WHO RESURRECTED DIS FREAD? :argh!:
What are you gonna do about it? :lol:

Iason, do you just look through old shit for stuff you can bump to be a PITA? :evilmad:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2008, 06:36:39 PM

Anyone have a can opener?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2008, 06:39:48 PM

I'm serious.

IWDESOOYAFYITAWNL.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on September 24, 2008, 06:56:43 PM

Whoah.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 09, 2009, 01:01:23 AM

Who bumped this?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 09, 2009, 01:46:40 AM

Why the fuck would you do that? :x

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Telarus on July 09, 2009, 07:09:44 AM

What the fuck is this thread about?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on July 09, 2009, 07:12:40 AM

Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2008, 01:19:59 AM
Have you even considered the breakthroughs we could make in thread longevity research by studying threads like this?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 09, 2009, 08:01:56 AM

Quote from: Telarus on July 09, 2009, 07:09:44 AM
What the fuck is this thread about?

Fancy a game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Sx4W2cKlU

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on July 09, 2009, 10:45:38 AM

Where is that smell coming from?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on July 09, 2009, 07:12:06 PM

whats your name?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Golden Applesauce on July 10, 2009, 04:04:46 AM

Zappa?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Bu🤠ns on July 10, 2009, 04:18:18 AM

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 09, 2009, 08:01:56 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 09, 2009, 07:09:44 AM
What the fuck is this thread about?

Fancy a game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Sx4W2cKlU

2 love,

:mittens:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: bones on July 11, 2009, 05:34:14 PM

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2008, 06:39:48 PM
I'm serious.

IWDESOOYAFYITAWNL.

ECHHTCMITT

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on July 11, 2009, 05:41:42 PM

does this always happen?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: bones on July 11, 2009, 05:51:11 PM

You mean Slanket bumping painfully awful 6 year old threads, or the EXTREME ACRONYMS!!

Cuz either way, yes.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2009, 11:12:20 AM

Was not a question?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on July 13, 2009, 08:15:33 PM

is this the right table?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2009, 06:12:44 AM

Isn't this where we came in?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on July 14, 2009, 01:46:03 PM

Ma, where's my gun?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Evil Commie on January 10, 2010, 07:03:36 AM

Wasn't you playing with it yesterday?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 10, 2010, 07:31:47 AM

Didn't I conform to the three-shakes-minimum rule?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 10, 2010, 08:08:32 AM

screw you guys. let this idiot thread sink back to the bottom where it belongs.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: MMIX on January 10, 2010, 10:24:10 AM

now where's the fun in that . . . ?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on January 12, 2010, 06:00:47 AM

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 10, 2010, 08:08:32 AM
screw you guys. let this idiot thread sink back to the bottom where it belongs.

TITCM
(http://thekneeslider.com/images/radialmotorcycle.jpg)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2010, 03:56:12 PM

Did you drop your pic?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 30, 2010, 03:15:46 AM

Is this your bump I found lying on the floor?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 30, 2010, 03:17:45 AM

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on April 02, 2010, 06:09:10 AM

WHY DOES THAT CLOWN S̡̭̯̝͉̠͈̞ͪͨ̉ͪA̵̘̽̂̉̃Y͎̟͉̫̳̩̜͙͐͌̃̈̀̀ ̥ͤ̽̄̓̂ͯ̋̒Z͇̖̼̪͛̄͌̊̀̂͛̅͠A͎͇̩̯͙͖̙̮͌̀̀͗̐̀̒ͥL̦͕̦͔̰̰͍̣̖͌̌̍̄̒ͨ̿ͮͤ͞Ğ̨̞̻̅̿ͧ̀͞Õ̶͔̱͈̪̟̥̓͗̋͂̏̈̀͡?ͦ̄̔͂͊͏̹̮͓̮͔͞

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 09:28:11 PM

Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 10:53:29 PM

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Because Malaul is no longer a mod.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on April 03, 2010, 02:23:03 AM

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Why do you hate the classics?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on May 27, 2010, 08:14:22 PM

Whats the point of this?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: hooplala on May 27, 2010, 10:11:26 PM

Quote from: Narot on May 27, 2010, 08:14:22 PM
Whats the point of this?

Are you new?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2010, 11:11:59 PM

Why does Suu put up with this shit?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on May 27, 2010, 11:42:03 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on May 27, 2010, 10:11:26 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 27, 2010, 08:14:22 PM
Whats the point of this?

Are you new?

Why do you ask?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ish on June 01, 2010, 07:28:34 AM

Is he serious? :kingmeh:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on June 01, 2010, 09:19:25 AM

where is the horse?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on June 01, 2010, 01:34:48 PM

Do you not see it standing out there in the rein?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 04:58:30 PM

Is it reigning?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ish on June 02, 2010, 05:27:12 AM

Are there any contenders?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2010, 05:35:58 AM

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2010, 05:36:52 AM

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>

Oh look. It's the entire fucking thread. In three posts. How about that.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2010, 05:38:01 AM

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:36:52 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>

Oh look. It's the entire fucking thread. In three posts. How about that.

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
<banal remark veiled as an interrogative>

SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WON'T FUCKING STOP

AAAAGGHGHGHFKFJFJFKFK';

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2010, 05:38:43 AM

Also,

Kill yourselves.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 02, 2010, 11:30:49 AM

Can people please try to stay on thread? :|

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 02, 2010, 01:05:39 PM

Where's your sense of adventure?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on June 02, 2010, 01:13:06 PM

Where's your adventure of sense?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 02, 2010, 01:14:13 PM

Did you not pass it earlier, looking for your sense of irony?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 02, 2010, 01:15:36 PM

You do realise you will find no answers in this thread, don't you?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on June 02, 2010, 01:34:45 PM

Do I smell of turnips?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 02, 2010, 09:49:21 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 02, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Do I smell of turnips?

Could it be that you have a tumor?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dimocritus on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM

Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM

Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dimocritus on June 03, 2010, 06:49:06 AM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?

Are you still stalking me?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM

Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:49:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?

Are you still stalking me?

Didn't you pull the shades down?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dimocritus on June 03, 2010, 04:57:47 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:49:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?

Are you still stalking me?

Didn't you pull the shades down?

So, you think that just because I can't see you that it's not stalking?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 05:01:10 PM

Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:49:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Since you've been here awhile, shouldn't you know the answer already?

Are you still stalking me?

Didn't you pull the shades down?

So, you think that just because I can't see you that it's not stalking?

You don't think I'm in Boston right now?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 08:26:05 PM

Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Didn't "Shame" sail away on page three?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on June 03, 2010, 08:30:24 PM

Is Carrot Top a horrible comedian?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 08:33:00 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 03, 2010, 08:30:24 PM
Is Carrot Top a horrible comedian?

Do you think that there are worse comedians?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 08:38:51 PM

Do you think comedy is something you should be joking about?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 08:42:38 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 08:38:51 PM
Do you think comedy is something you should be joking about?

Do you think carrots are something to be joked about?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 08:45:59 PM

Don't you think that being shaped like an ugly orange penis, is funny enough in itself?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 08:58:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
Don't you think that being shaped like an ugly orange penis, is funny enough in itself?

:lulz:

Perhaps there are funnier looking vegetables?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM

Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?

Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:04:04 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?

Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?

Do you think that between us, we could even tell good humour from a hole in the ground?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:05:11 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?

Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Do you think that between us, we could even tell good humour from a hole in the ground?

How big is the hole?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2010, 09:06:10 PM

Will you two give it a fucking rest?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:09:42 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?

Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Do you think that between us, we could even tell good humour from a hole in the ground?

How big is the hole?

Big enough, don't you think?
Should we give it a fucking rest, or chuck him in the hole?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:16:03 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:09:42 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 03, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Don't you think a carrot is funny enough on it's own, without comparing it to things like asparagus?

Do you think that the two combined would be the basis of good humor?
Do you think that between us, we could even tell good humour from a hole in the ground?

How big is the hole?
Big enough, don't you think?
Should we give it a fucking rest, or chuck him in the hole?

Would it be wrong to chuck him in the hole?
Would that be humo(u)rous?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2010, 06:19:59 AM

Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM
Has this really been going on for 214 pages?

Don't you people have any shame?

Can't you see I've been trying to shame these heathens? Is it not obvious they're incorrigible?

Is this not the way with almost every discordian?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM

whats a discordian?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM

Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM

Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?

Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM

Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?

Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?

Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 07:06:38 AM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?

Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?

Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?

Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The_Professor on June 04, 2010, 07:08:57 AM

heres a question... has anyone ever seen or created Kallisti Gold's the discordian MMJ ciggs mentioned in the trillogy?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:09:54 AM

Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?

Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?

Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?

Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?

Perhaps, could you expand on that thought?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:11:26 AM

Quote from: The_Professor on June 04, 2010, 07:08:57 AM
heres a question... has anyone ever seen or created Kallisti Gold's the discordian MMJ ciggs mentioned in the trillogy?

Are you willing to perform a necromantic exercise and ask the shade of Robert Anton Wilson?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:11:46 AM

Do they have no shame? No sense of propriety?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:15:15 AM

Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?

Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?

Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?

Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?

Isn't categorisation anathema to the cause of Holy Discord?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:16:37 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:15:15 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 06:51:48 AM
Quote from: Brotep on June 04, 2010, 06:47:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
whats a discordian?

Why haven't you figured it out by now?

Is there a specific pidgeon hole for Discordians?

Aren't words just weird sounds with fairly vague meanings attached to the syllabic combinations?

Are words not for categories, and are categories not pigeonholes?

Isn't the fairly vague meaning to which you refer another term for categories?
Isn't categorisation anathema to the cause of Holy Discord?

whereabouts does it say that in the Principia/Illumatus/Black Iron Prison?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on June 04, 2010, 07:22:04 AM

what the hell is storylandia?
and what does it have to do with discord?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:24:54 AM

Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 07:22:04 AM
what the hell is storylandia?
and what does it have to do with discord?

Isn't it the place where imagine runs wild and happy endings are in prgress?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:26:37 AM

At the end of the day, isn't it all just noises in the wind?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:27:47 AM

Isn't there supposed to be an extra vowel in prgress?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:31:28 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:27:47 AM
Isn't there supposed to be an extra vowel in prgress?

Is it possible that I'm from Eastrn Eurp where they can't buy a vowel?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:32:49 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:26:37 AM
At the end of the day, isn't it all just noises in the wind?

Isn't the quote, "all we are is dust in the wind, dude"?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:33:00 AM

Is not Wales pitifully short on vowels too?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:34:15 AM

Was I supposed to be quoting some old dusty dude, dude?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:43:40 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:33:00 AM
Is not Wales pitifully short on vowels too?

Aren't the w's and y's more vowelly than in English?

Are you suggesting I'm a coal miner?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:44:54 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:34:15 AM
Was I supposed to be quoting some old dusty dude, dude?

Wasn't that a quote from a song via Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:54:04 AM

If my powers of recollection were a little sharper, wouldn't I be able to quote like a great big book full of quotes?

Indeed, would I not exceed my quota, for quotes, and have to quickly quit quoting?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 07:59:02 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 07:54:04 AM
If my powers of recollection were a little sharper, wouldn't I be able to quote like a great big book full of quotes?

Indeed, would I not exceed my quota, for quotes, and have to quickly quit quoting?

Isn't that overdoing the alliteration?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:02:22 AM

I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:16:58 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:02:22 AM
I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?

By tit, do you mean the bird or the mammary gland?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:32:53 AM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:16:58 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:02:22 AM
I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?

By tit, do you mean the bird or the mammary gland?

Do tiny birds howl like that when over-milked?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:41:27 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:32:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:16:58 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:02:22 AM
I dare say it is, but have I not been up all night, milking my word filters, until the tit not only squeaks, but howls in indignant outrage?

By tit, do you mean the bird or the mammary gland?
Do tiny birds howl like that when over-milked?

Aren't birds and mammals separate things?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on June 04, 2010, 08:43:31 AM

are you two retarded?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:45:25 AM

Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 08:43:31 AM
are you two retarded?

Isn't everyone?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:51:08 AM

Is it not glaringly obvious?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:52:44 AM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 08:43:31 AM
are you two retarded?

Isn't everyone?

Are we perhaps over spagging the thread somewhat?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:58:34 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 08:43:31 AM
are you two retarded?

Isn't everyone?
Are we perhaps over spagging the thread somewhat?

Isn't that what the thread is for?
Also, isn't it WAYYYYYYYYYY past my bed time?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:03:24 AM

Am I your Nanny, to tell you what time to go to beddybyes?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: the last yatto on June 04, 2010, 09:04:31 AM

whats what?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:09:03 AM

Quote from: Pēleus on June 04, 2010, 09:04:31 AM
whats what?

What? to which what do you refer?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Reeducation on June 04, 2010, 09:15:09 AM

You guys really don't have the answers do you?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 04, 2010, 09:26:45 AM

The answers to what?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:27:43 AM

Did we ever claim to have any answers?
Didn't you read the title of this fread?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:29:59 AM

Are you mistaking our lack of answers for a simple case of fuckwittedness?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on June 04, 2010, 03:05:19 PM

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2010, 09:06:10 PM
Will you two give it a fucking rest?

What gives you the right?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 03:07:36 PM

Quote from: Narot on June 04, 2010, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2010, 09:06:10 PM
Will you two give it a fucking rest?

What gives you the right?

Who asked you?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:08:56 PM

Has someone roused this drowsing monster of a fread once more?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on June 04, 2010, 03:14:53 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 03:07:36 PM
Quote from: Narot on June 04, 2010, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2010, 09:06:10 PM
Will you two give it a fucking rest?

What gives you the right?

Who asked you?

What's it to you?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:17:49 PM

How many more good people must fall into it's seductive siren song of endless pointless, eternally answerless questions?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The_Professor on June 04, 2010, 08:25:51 PM

is one more enough?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:37:37 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:17:49 PM
How many more good people must fall into it's seductive siren song of endless pointless, eternally answerless questions?

Are they really answerless if the following question implies an answer?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2010, 08:44:46 PM

I hate you all? I wish this thread would die?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:46:03 PM

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 04, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
I hate you all? I wish this thread would die?

Then why are you contribute to it?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2010, 08:47:49 PM

I don't know? I must be fucked in the...head?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:49:18 PM

Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:51:43 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:49:18 PM
Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?

If it does, does this confer immortality onto us?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:02:49 PM

If it does, isn't the correct protocol that there can be only one, imply that that heads are going to have to roll?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 09:09:55 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:02:49 PM
If it does, isn't the correct protocol that there can be only one, imply that that heads are going to have to roll?

I thought that was only in Highlander?
Wouldn't immortality be lonely without other immortals?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:20:00 PM

Wouldn't your tolerance for other immortals be wearing pretty thin by the time Earth is just a bare ball of rock, drifting aimlessly through the endless void of space?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 09:43:05 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
Wouldn't your tolerance for other immortals be wearing pretty thin by the time Earth is just a bare ball of rock, drifting aimlessly through the endless void of space?

Wouldn't I have the option to avoid them for awhile?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:45:42 PM

Can you run faster than they can?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 10:01:16 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:45:42 PM
Can you run faster than they can?

Could I hide underwater instead?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 10:05:34 PM

If you can find any, yes, you can, but what makes you think it hasn't all been drunk already by thirsty immortals?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 12:36:30 PM

So did Dok get the Dildo back from the dog?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 03:48:41 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 10:05:34 PM
If you can find any, yes, you can, but what makes you think it hasn't all been drunk already by thirsty immortals?

Wouldn't their piss evaporate just like anyone else's?
Wouldn't the water cycle continue on as if nothing happened?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on June 05, 2010, 04:10:55 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:49:18 PM
Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?

If it does, does this confer immortality onto us?

Why on earth would you want to be immortal?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 04:31:31 PM

Quote from: Narot on June 05, 2010, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 08:49:18 PM
Are this fread going to be immortals, and life foevers?

If it does, does this confer immortality onto us?

Why on earth would you want to be immortal?

Wouldn't it be interesting to go on long space voyages? Watch evolution play out? See the world end?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:10:23 PM

Without an Ozone layer?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:11:42 PM

Has the world ended? Everything gone except this thread?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:12:57 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:10:23 PM
Without an Ozone layer?

Would it matter if you're immortal?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:13:41 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:11:42 PM
Has the world ended? Everything gone except this thread?

Was I gone too long? Maybe I was doing some household chores?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:37:47 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:10:23 PM
Without an Ozone layer?

Would it matter if you're immortal?

Do you still want to "hide under some water" or something?
Didn't it all go out into space when the ozone went tits up?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:40:00 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:10:23 PM
Without an Ozone layer?

Would it matter if you're immortal?
Do you still want to "hide under some water" or something?
Didn't it all go out into space when the ozone went tits up?

Don't I have a couple of billions years to work on that problem? Couldn't we used rocket fuel derived from the long gone Americans to find a planet with water?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:55:42 PM

Shouldn't we wait for them to rot down first?
Or wait for new bacteria to evolve to rot them down?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:59:15 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:55:42 PM
Shouldn't we wait for them to rot down first?
Or wait for new bacteria to evolve to rot them down?

Didn't I say that with long gone?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:12:24 PM

Do you want to go and see if they have decomposed properly?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 08:14:21 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
Do you want to go and see if they have decomposed properly?

Wouldn't meticulous calendar keeping do the job?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:26:15 PM

Are you a meticulous calender keeper? (Because I'm not even sure what year it is)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 08:28:10 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:26:15 PM
Are you a meticulous calender keeper? (Because I'm not even sure what year it is)

Couldn't you find out from the timestamp on the posts?
Whoa, when did it become 2010?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:15:24 PM

Is it Ten past eight already?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 09:17:45 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:15:24 PM
Is it Ten past eight already?

Is England only 4 hours ahead of New England right now?
Isn't it usually 5?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:36:03 PM

Do they still measure that time stuff in hours over there then?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 09:39:41 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
Do they still measure that time stuff in hours over there then?

Along with minutes and seconds, why did UK switch to metric time?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:49:23 PM

How many fingers do you have then?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 10:01:47 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
How many fingers do you have then?

Do thumbs count?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 10:14:00 PM

Are they your own thumbs? (if so, then yes)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Golden Applesauce on June 05, 2010, 11:02:37 PM

BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO ?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 06, 2010, 11:18:08 AM

Aren't there four more Buffalos in that sentence than should be there for it to make sense?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 06, 2010, 11:31:38 PM

Are you thinking of this?

(http://imgur.com/fHrqW.jpg)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Golden Applesauce on June 07, 2010, 01:40:14 AM

What was the original form of the "yo dawg i heard you like ... so I ... " meme? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_sentence)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 07, 2010, 01:41:31 AM

I heard you like....mudkips?

Shit I dunno.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 07, 2010, 12:18:35 PM

Is this "Mudkips" culture really appropriate for a respectable board like this?

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/105px-PedobearUpskirt.gif)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2010, 01:13:18 PM

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 07, 2010, 01:40:14 AM
What was the original form of the "yo dawg i heard you like ... so I ... " meme? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_sentence)

Do you mean 'original form' as in, 'have you ever seen Pimp My Ride (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp_My_Ride)?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 02:33:42 AM

Isn't it about time someone bumped this fread again?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 02:39:07 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 02:33:42 AM
Isn't it about time someone bumped this fread again?

Maybe it is?

Are we also allowed to start spagging up the haiku thread again?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 02:48:31 AM

Is there any reason not to?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 02:52:47 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 02:48:31 AM
Is there any reason not to?

Do you know?

Also, have you seen my new limerick thread?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:03:14 AM

Is it full of limericks?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 03:04:22 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:03:14 AM
Is it full of limericks?

Wouldn't you know what it's about if you read it?

Wasn't it in Literate Chaotic?

Or maybe click, "Unread posts since last visit"?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:11:05 AM

Is there one more limerick there, than there was when you last saw it?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 03:22:09 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:11:05 AM
Is there one more limerick there, than there was when you last saw it?

I thought the rules were different?

Is it possible that I am ok with the change in rules?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:33:00 AM

Isn't it entirely up to you to make your own rules for your own thread?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 03:41:28 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:33:00 AM
Isn't it entirely up to you to make your own rules for your own thread?

Aren't I open to suggestions?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:53:35 AM

Am I able to answer such a question in this thread without contravening the "questions only" criteria? (But yes, you seem to be)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 03:54:43 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 03:53:35 AM
Am I able to answer such a question in this thread without contravening the "questions only" criteria? (But yes, you seem to be)

Did you see my response ITT?

Edit: ITT= In THAT Thread

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:05:45 AM

If I hadn't, would I not have been much quicker to respond to this thread?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 04:07:11 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:05:45 AM
If I hadn't, would I not have been much quicker to respond to this thread?

Is it possible that you're watching the world cup if it's still going on?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:18:47 AM

Is there Football on? Hadn't noticed.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 04:20:17 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:18:47 AM
Is there Football on? Hadn't noticed.

What do you mean by football? Closet gay jocks with plastic armor or soccer?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:22:18 AM

Must it be one or the other? Ok then, the latter.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 05:35:56 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 04:22:18 AM
Must it be one or the other? Ok then, the latter.

You are English/Irish aren't you?

Aren't I American and Irish?

Does this not create ambiguity?

But taking this all into consideration, shouldn't I know you meant soccer/world football?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 23, 2010, 04:43:07 PM

Is not ambiguity the progenitor of indecision?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Unkl Dad on June 23, 2010, 10:35:47 PM

why is principia discussion members only?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 23, 2010, 11:24:59 PM

Do you think we want just any old spag just walking in off the street?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Telarus on June 23, 2010, 11:34:41 PM

++blah blah blah is FNORD really a god trapped inside my head? BLAH BLAH BLAH++

Of course it fucking is, what do you think it was designed to be?

Wouldn't everyone agree that the point of FNORD is in the uncreating of it?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on June 24, 2010, 12:13:30 AM

Is not the point of FNORD to be mutable enough to transcend any definition?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 03:38:04 AM

Wait, so Fnord isn't Loki after all? :lulz:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Unkl Dad on June 27, 2010, 06:30:52 PM

Hasn't fnord always been low key?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on June 28, 2010, 12:11:23 AM

Anyone heard of the Answers Only thread?

What's the deal with that, anyway?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Kai on June 28, 2010, 01:51:13 AM

I will kill this fucking thread.

With fire.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 28, 2010, 04:50:56 AM

Quote from: Kai on June 28, 2010, 01:51:13 AM
I will kill this fucking thread.

With fire.

When?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2010, 03:33:19 PM

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 28, 2010, 12:11:23 AM
Anyone heard of the Answers Only thread?

What's the deal with that, anyway?

Wasn't that started by some person who was stated that they were a guy who made up some imaginary friends who then killed his original personality and took over his life and then went on to worship Fnord as an emerging aspect of Loki while simultaneously posting outlandish nonsensical posts usually consisting of 3 to 5 lines and then summarily got banned from this forum for blatant plagiarism of something that Doktor Howl wrote?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on June 28, 2010, 06:36:14 PM

Who was it that said too much was better than not enough?

Is this thread the exception that proves the rule?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2010, 07:36:23 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2010, 03:33:19 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 28, 2010, 12:11:23 AM
Anyone heard of the Answers Only thread?

What's the deal with that, anyway?

Wasn't that started by some person who was stated that they were a guy who made up some imaginary friends who then killed his original personality and took over his life and then went on to worship Fnord as an emerging aspect of Loki while simultaneously posting outlandish nonsensical posts usually consisting of 3 to 5 lines and then summarily got banned from this forum for blatant plagiarism of something that Doktor Howl wrote?

Upon further reflection, is it possible that I misread the title and not only thought of "Frequently Asked Questions" but also misattributed it to someone else?

Maybe I need more coffee?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 05:32:40 PM

WHY does my 8 month old 7 pound puppy chew on pieces of CONCRETE? :x

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on June 29, 2010, 05:34:52 PM

Because he wants more bits in his kibble?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 05:36:28 PM

Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:34:52 PM
Because he wants more bits in his kibble?

Kibble's all she gets...it's weird. And we have chewtoys GALORE for her. She'd rather bring in rocks and pieces of brick that come off our backyard infrastructure. WHY PUPPY WHY? :x (just hate thinking about the damage!)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on October 14, 2010, 12:30:32 PM

Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:34:52 PM
Because he wants more bits in his kibble?

Kibble's all she gets...it's weird. And we have chewtoys GALORE for her. She'd rather bring in rocks and pieces of brick that come off our backyard infrastructure. WHY PUPPY WHY? :x (just hate thinking about the damage!)

Isn't that how Puppehs are supposed to behave?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: minuspace on October 21, 2010, 10:08:07 PM

Did you say dung-puppets?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on October 21, 2010, 10:37:10 PM

Are dung puppets the same as tagnuts, or winnits?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: minuspace on October 22, 2010, 03:48:54 AM

Why remote-controls need error sneakers?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on October 22, 2010, 05:14:01 AM

Do sneaky buttons do channel bads, hiding no goods?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: minuspace on October 26, 2010, 05:48:46 AM

Buttons cut piss oars?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on February 26, 2011, 07:52:20 PM

Can piss oars be used to row across the Atlantic in a rubber dinghy?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on February 26, 2011, 08:40:19 PM

When you say "Row across the Atlantic", do you actually mean "Lost with all hands, after a little boat got blown up"?
"With a pair of fucking Piss oars?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on February 27, 2011, 03:03:25 PM

What the hell is this shit?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 28, 2011, 07:14:07 PM

Are you mad?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 01, 2011, 12:12:41 AM

What the fuck is going on in here?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on March 01, 2011, 04:02:57 AM

Inquisitive comedy; What's the deal with that?!

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 01, 2011, 04:07:05 AM

Why are you making a mockery of this hallowed shrine?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 01, 2011, 04:07:38 AM

Have you ever?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on March 01, 2011, 04:17:40 AM

Do I have to resurrect Answers Only?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Telarus on March 02, 2011, 02:58:50 AM

Are you fucking serious?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM

Quote from: Telarus on March 02, 2011, 02:58:50 AM
Are you fucking serious?

Is serious hot?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jenne on March 02, 2011, 08:18:29 PM

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM

Is serious hot?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 02, 2011, 08:19:19 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 02, 2011, 08:18:29 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM

Is serious hot?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does anyone have any toilet paper?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: themenniss on March 07, 2011, 07:27:35 PM

Quote from: aedh on March 02, 2011, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 02, 2011, 08:18:29 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM

Is serious hot?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does anyone have any toilet paper?

Didn't you get the notice?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2011, 07:29:09 PM

Quote from: themenniss on March 07, 2011, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: aedh on March 02, 2011, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 02, 2011, 08:18:29 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM

Is serious hot?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does anyone have any toilet paper?
Didn't you get the notice?

Is that for wiping your ass on?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on March 11, 2011, 08:54:52 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2011, 07:29:09 PM
Does anyone have any toilet paper?

Didn't you get the notice?
[/quote]

Is that for wiping your ass on?
[/quote]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Telarus on March 11, 2011, 09:30:42 AM

Quote from: The Commander on March 11, 2011, 08:54:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2011, 07:29:09 PM
Quote from: themenniss on March 07, 2011, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: aedh on March 02, 2011, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 02, 2011, 08:18:29 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM

Is serious hot?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does anyone have any toilet paper?
Didn't you get the notice?

Is that for wiping your ass on?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Is it Tuesday?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 02:26:13 PM

Quote from: The Commander on March 11, 2011, 08:54:52 AM

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Did he leave his bike outside?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 11, 2011, 02:27:20 PM

What's with you people?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 03:36:30 PM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 02:27:20 PM
What's with you people?

Which people?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 11, 2011, 03:41:30 PM

Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 03:36:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 02:27:20 PM
What's with you people?

Which people?

What power?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 04:03:10 PM

Quote from: aedh on March 11, 2011, 03:41:30 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 03:36:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 02:27:20 PM
What's with you people?

Which people?

What power?

Who's trying to find out?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 11, 2011, 07:07:16 PM

Who do you think?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2011, 07:37:46 PM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 07:07:16 PM
Who do you think?

Did you give them that kind of clearance? :eek:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Luna on March 11, 2011, 08:53:20 PM

Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 07:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 07:07:16 PM
Who do you think?

Did you give them that kind of clearance? :eek:

Who said Phox gets to hand out clearance?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 12, 2011, 01:23:42 AM

Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 07:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 07:07:16 PM
Who do you think?

Did you give them that kind of clearance? :eek:

Who said Phox gets to hand out clearance?

What's on clearance?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Luna on March 12, 2011, 02:07:45 AM

Quote from: aedh on March 12, 2011, 01:23:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 07:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 07:07:16 PM
Who do you think?

Did you give them that kind of clearance? :eek:

Who said Phox gets to hand out clearance?

What's on clearance?

What are you looking for?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM

DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:16:36 AM

Who doesn't have an issue with Jesus?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 12, 2011, 06:28:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:16:36 AM
Who doesn't have an issue with Jesus?

More to the point, who can be bothered to take issue with a dead man with a deadbeat dad and a "virgin" mother?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 12, 2011, 06:48:18 AM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 06:28:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:16:36 AM
Who doesn't have an issue with Jesus?
More to the point, who can be bothered to take issue with a dead man with a deadbeat dad and a "virgin" mother?

The Pope?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:49:52 AM

who has a better hat?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on March 12, 2011, 07:47:30 AM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:49:52 AM
who has a better hat?

Does this guy have a better hat?

(http://www.ovcart.com/images/inventory/2494.533.zoom.jpg)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:

And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 12, 2011, 10:29:47 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:

And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?

Am you nots have sex with everybody in Sweden like Julian Assange?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:

And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?

I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:22:30 PM

I AM INTENTIONALLY MAKING A STATEMENT IN DIS FREAD. TAKE THAT.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: President Television on March 13, 2011, 05:36:15 PM

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:22:30 PM
I AM INTENTIONALLY MAKING A STATEMENT IN DIS FREAD. TAKE THAT.

Is that so?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on March 14, 2011, 04:59:15 AM

Quote from: Unqualified on March 13, 2011, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:22:30 PM
I AM INTENTIONALLY MAKING A STATEMENT IN DIS FREAD. TAKE THAT.

Is that so?

Why do you hate the internet?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 05:00:05 AM

Quote from: The Commander on March 14, 2011, 04:59:15 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 13, 2011, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:22:30 PM
I AM INTENTIONALLY MAKING A STATEMENT IN DIS FREAD. TAKE THAT.

Is that so?

Why do you hate the internet?

the internet touched her inappropriately.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 14, 2011, 05:46:22 AM

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:

And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?

I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.

DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?!?!??!??!

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 14, 2011, 05:26:16 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 05:46:22 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:

And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?

I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.

DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?!?!??!??!

Real coffee? From the hills of Colombia?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 14, 2011, 05:28:14 PM

Does no one drink tea any more? :sad:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 14, 2011, 05:30:14 PM

Have you asked no one lately?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 14, 2011, 05:32:53 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 14, 2011, 05:30:14 PM
Have you asked no one lately?

Do you have his new number?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 14, 2011, 05:39:55 PM

Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 14, 2011, 05:40:50 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 14, 2011, 05:39:55 PM
Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?

I thought you two were close?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 14, 2011, 05:46:38 PM

Quote from: Khara on March 14, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 14, 2011, 05:39:55 PM
Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?

I thought you two were close?

Should I admit that I felt the heat from that one?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 14, 2011, 05:53:52 PM

Quote from: Khara on March 14, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 14, 2011, 05:39:55 PM
Do you know how hard it is to get any information out of no one?

I thought you two were close?

Who told you that I know no one?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2011, 05:54:30 PM

How is it possible I forgot how annoying this thread is?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 14, 2011, 05:56:09 PM

Did no one tell you?

;)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 14, 2011, 05:56:40 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 14, 2011, 05:54:30 PM
How is it possible I forgot how annoying this thread is?

Is that why you keep coming back?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM

Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 14, 2011, 06:13:22 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Even me? :aww:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on March 14, 2011, 07:06:23 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Maybe you don't want it enough.

Or :?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:

Would you like some herbal tea?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:37:02 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Why are you so angry brother?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:39:14 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Why are you so angry brother?

Fuckers interrupted my lunchtime 5 FUCKING TIMES. For USELESS BULLSHIT.

I am as we speak plotting my revenge.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 14, 2011, 07:42:39 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Is that a question?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:43:07 PM

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 14, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Is that a question?

ARE YOU TESTING?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 14, 2011, 08:53:23 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:43:07 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 14, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb. And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard. I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Is that a question?

ARE YOU TESTING?

Would you like me too?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 14, 2011, 10:46:35 PM

Does it burn?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: pH on March 14, 2011, 11:30:38 PM

Does it burn more or less when i гореть your ساق with my פלאַמינג hamster of ไม่ศักดิ์สิทธิ์ yet सुस्वादु proportions?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 14, 2011, 11:53:15 PM

I don't know, do you?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 14, 2011, 11:53:28 PM

Quote from: pH on March 14, 2011, 11:30:38 PM
Does it burn more or less when i гореть your ساق with my פלאַמינג hamster of ไม่ศักดิ์สิทธิ์ yet सुस्वादु proportions?

Why are you so (http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/6115/outlandish.png)?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:33:00 AM

Why do i have to jump off the roof of my house weekly?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 01:37:56 AM

Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:33:00 AM
Why do i have to jump off the roof of my house weekly?

Why don't you try something higher?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:42:14 AM

Why havent you?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 01:43:15 AM

Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:42:14 AM
Why havent you?

Holy Man^TM. These fucking wretches need me.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:48:14 AM

As I have no such excuse, I therefore will go to the slightly-taller-than-one-story wall across the street. I may or may not return.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 01:57:21 AM

Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
As I have no such excuse, I therefore will go to the slightly-taller-than-one-story wall across the street. I may or may not return.

Bonus points if you belly flop.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on March 15, 2011, 05:43:10 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 05:46:22 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?

Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you. I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion. And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:

And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?

I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar. But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.

DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?!?!??!??!

IS COFFEE FUCKING METAL?!?!?!?!?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 15, 2011, 06:39:38 PM

IS IT THE BLACKEST, DARKEST COFFEE EVER??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on March 15, 2011, 06:43:00 PM

:lulz:

Dethklok = <3

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 08:26:45 PM

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Luna on March 16, 2011, 08:27:13 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 08:26:45 PM
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?

What and how much have you been drinking?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 09:12:35 PM

Quote from: Luna on March 16, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 08:26:45 PM
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?

What and how much have you been drinking?

CAFFEINE IS A VERY BAD DRUG!!!! (coffee and diet soda--bad Jenne, bad!)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Phox on March 16, 2011, 09:17:26 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 09:12:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 16, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 16, 2011, 08:26:45 PM
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO PEE?

What and how much have you been drinking?

CAFFEINE IS A VERY BAD DRUG!!!! (coffee and diet soda--bad Jenne, bad!)

why must you make me feel bad? :cry:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 16, 2011, 09:39:13 PM

Who are we?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 16, 2011, 09:57:40 PM

Are we the ones that play inane games of questions, mocking the Socratic method by tossing pointless inquisitions against equally disinterested parties? Are we the ones that insist on discourse conducive to the progress of ideas? Are we the jokers whose smiles are on the toothier side of comfort, whose punchlines are on the hurtful side of mirth? Are we the victorious, and by what conditions? Are we the mouthy malcontents, weathering the staunch hangers-on to foolhardy concepts? Are we the derelict that stand on street corners, yelling about everything at once and to nobody in particular?

Who are we?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jenne on March 18, 2011, 02:59:35 AM

WE ARE THE ONES THAT NEED TO GO PEE?

(guess what Afghans call that? "Answering tea"...)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 18, 2011, 06:48:38 PM

Are we not men?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 18, 2011, 06:49:48 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 18, 2011, 06:48:38 PM
Are we not men?

If we are I want to know......

......who stole my penis?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 18, 2011, 06:54:15 PM

Don't you lock up your knives?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Luna on March 18, 2011, 06:57:34 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 18, 2011, 06:54:15 PM
Don't you lock up your knives?

Who knows where they all are in the place?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on March 18, 2011, 07:15:54 PM

Maybe that guy over there?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 18, 2011, 09:08:37 PM

Why does my hotdog look funny?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 19, 2011, 01:22:29 AM

Quote from: Donald "Something-Wolf-Something" Coyote on March 18, 2011, 09:08:37 PM
Why does my hotdog look funny?

AH HAH! It was you wasn't it?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2011, 05:10:22 PM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 18, 2011, 09:08:37 PM
Why does my hotdog look funny?

Was that you in the third zentastic video? With the scissors?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: wudgar on March 20, 2011, 06:27:10 AM

If stupidity got us into this mess why can't it get us out?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on March 22, 2011, 07:02:46 AM

Quote from: wudgar on March 20, 2011, 06:27:10 AM
If stupidity got us into this mess why can't it get us out?

If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us laid?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2011, 06:05:07 PM

Quote from: The Commander on March 22, 2011, 07:02:46 AM
Quote from: wudgar on March 20, 2011, 06:27:10 AM
If stupidity got us into this mess why can't it get us out?

If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us laid?

Why is every single post you make about sex in some way?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: LMNO on March 22, 2011, 06:11:41 PM

And not really that clever, either?

Don't you realize you're giving the rest of the pervs a bad reputation?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 22, 2011, 06:25:10 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 22, 2011, 06:11:41 PM
And not really that clever, either?

Don't you realize you're giving the rest of the pervs a bad reputation?

Very true, we have a high standard for perversion here.

Do you have a problem making the grade Commander?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM

Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?

Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:25:20 AM

Are Americans given the same kind of leeway regarding the definition of "Question"?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 24, 2011, 01:26:02 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:25:20 AM
Are Americans given the same kind of leeway regarding the definition of "Question"?

What is?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:28:05 AM

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 24, 2011, 01:26:02 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:25:20 AM
Are Americans given the same kind of leeway regarding the definition of "Question"?

What is?

What is what?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?

Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.

They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:51:41 AM

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?
Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.

They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.

OK, What have I done now?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:24:43 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 01:25:20 AM
Are Americans given the same kind of leeway regarding the definition of "Question"?

No.

But Holy Men^TM are.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:08 AM

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?

Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.

They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.

AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 24, 2011, 03:07:22 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?

Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.

They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.

AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x

And melted?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:20:02 PM

Quote from: Khara on March 24, 2011, 03:07:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?

Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.

They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.

AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x

And melted?

And shattered on the surface. The Thames is a teensy bit polluted.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 03:20:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 24, 2011, 03:07:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Is there some kind of grading system in place since I last looked in here?

Yes. The English are given leeway, on account of being from England.

They need it. However, I see they are not making good use. Wrath may be called for.

AND THEN LONDON FELL INTO THE THAMES. :x

And melted?

And shattered on the surface. The Thames is a teensy bit polluted.

As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years. There are now naturally occurring Brown Trout
in it's upper tributaries, and this means that Sea Trout must be running up it's entirety. And Sea Trout need the water to be of a much better quality than most fish. And they are pretty selective over where they breed, (clean, deep gravel runs) also, if their offspring are staying in freshwater
(Sea Trout are exactly the same species as Brown Trout, Salmo Trutta Ferox) it means the habitat must be productive, able to support food species, and be clean enough to breed in.
Ok, I know the colour of the Thames is like coffee, but that's just sediment and mud from the bottom. There's hardly any sewage dumped into it now until the river is way past London, and even then, it's been treated. I'd swim in it myself if I lived nearer. And enjoyed inflicting serious discomfort on myself.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:32:35 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.

England roont. :cry:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Telarus on March 25, 2011, 03:02:15 AM

The last 3 posts don't have a question mark.

AND I LOVE IT

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 25, 2011, 02:06:19 PM

Quote from: Telarus on March 25, 2011, 03:02:15 AM
The last 3 posts don't have a question mark.

AND I LOVE IT

Why are you hating on question marks?

They are squiggly... with a dot.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 03:25:53 PM

Why is everyone noncompliant all of a sudden in this fread?

Is it not good enough to just ask questions? Even when answering?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Don Coyote on March 25, 2011, 03:32:43 PM

Face why numb?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 10:53:57 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:32:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.
.

England roont. :cry:

There are still plenty of rivers here that are little more than stagnant ditches, full of sewage, and toxic industrial waste. Not as big as the Thames, but numerous enough. The Stour, for instance as it flows out of Wolverhampton, or the Dee, between Chester and Birkenhead. The Tyne is still particularly filthy as it goes past South Shields, spilling it's foulness into the North Sea. So although Father Thames has cleaned his act up, there are still very many germy shit filled ditches that you wouldn't want to be sharing a water table with, believe me.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:57:36 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 10:53:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:32:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.
.

England roont. :cry:
There are still plenty of rivers here that are little more than stagnant ditches, full of sewage, and toxic industrial waste. Not as big as the Thames, but numerous enough. The Stour, for instance as it flows out of Wolverhampton, or the Dee, between Chester and Birkenhead. The Tyne is still particularly filthy as it goes past South Shields, spilling it's foulness into the North Sea. So although Father Thames has cleaned his act up, there are still very many germy shit filled ditches that you wouldn't want to be sharing a water table with, believe me.

The Fleet is still underground and rank, right?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 04:24:22 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:57:36 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 10:53:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:32:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 25, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
As of now, the Thames is remarkably clean in comparison to what it was. In fact, it's probably at it's cleanest for 6 or 7 hundred years.
.

England roont. :cry:
There are still plenty of rivers here that are little more than stagnant ditches, full of sewage, and toxic industrial waste. Not as big as the Thames, but numerous enough. The Stour, for instance as it flows out of Wolverhampton, or the Dee, between Chester and Birkenhead. The Tyne is still particularly filthy as it goes past South Shields, spilling it's foulness into the North Sea. So although Father Thames has cleaned his act up, there are still very many germy shit filled ditches that you wouldn't want to be sharing a water table with, believe me.

The Fleet is still underground and rank, right?

Absolutely! You don't want that fucker seeing the light of day. It still squits out under Blackfriars bridge, and even if the Thames is at high tide, and in spate, it's several shades more black gutshite in colour than the Thames. Or do you mean the Feet, behind Chesil Bank on the south coast? Stinks like fuck at low tide, but it's just mud, (and old bouncing bombs) with the occasional dead Angler bobbing around.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM

Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM

Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?

Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.

Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.

What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 27, 2011, 03:49:18 AM

Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.

Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.

What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)

Results of a very difficult process. (http://www.google.com/search?q=river+caught+fire&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ch3mist on May 02, 2011, 11:31:49 PM

Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)

It isn't Agartha, is it?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on May 03, 2011, 01:49:44 AM

Is it Pittsburgh?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ch3mist on May 03, 2011, 02:17:04 PM

Who wants to think about Pittsburgh?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 05:08:33 AM

You got a problem with Pittsburgh?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM

This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: AFK on May 04, 2011, 01:26:45 PM

Do you often confuse your question marks for periods?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 09:45:45 PM

Do you think she is from Pittsburgh?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on May 04, 2011, 09:53:13 PM

THIS IS A STATETMENT. I HATE YOU ALL.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 04, 2011, 09:56:02 PM

Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 09:53:13 PM
THIS IS A STATETMENT. I HATE YOU ALL.

:? :cry: :?

Y U h8n cuz?

:lulz:

You know I love you right Freeky???

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on May 04, 2011, 10:03:28 PM

NO. YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO ASK A QUESTION.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 04, 2011, 10:31:02 PM

Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 10:03:28 PM
NO. YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO ASK A QUESTION.

Wasn't I just joking? :?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ch3mist on May 04, 2011, 11:27:35 PM

Quote from: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 09:45:45 PM
Do you think she is from Pittsburgh?

How could she not be?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2011, 01:41:14 AM

Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.

:lulz:

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Jasper on May 05, 2011, 02:38:19 AM

We should celebrate mother's day by deleting this thread.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on May 05, 2011, 04:22:49 AM

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 02:38:19 AM
We should celebrate mother's day by deleting this thread.

^
|
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. <-- THAT WAS AN OPINION IN THE FORM OF A STATEMENT.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: Freeky on May 05, 2011, 04:23:24 AM

Quote from: ch3mist on May 04, 2011, 11:27:35 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 04, 2011, 09:45:45 PM
Do you think she is from Pittsburgh?

How could she not be?

YOU ARE BOTH MORONS.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 10:45:22 AM

Who's a moron?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ch3mist on May 05, 2011, 01:58:57 PM

Was she talking to us?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:18:14 PM

Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details.

Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.

What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)

Cleveland. And those stories you're reading are about 30 years old.

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:19:07 PM

I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2011, 03:26:18 PM

Heh, if you were stranded on a deserted island with a laptop and you could only access one pd.com thread which would it be?

Questions only.
Haikus
Three word story

?

:lulz:

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:27:38 PM

Haikus, for sure.

At least it allows me to tell people to fuck off in an elegant manner.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 PM

First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO. But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 01:41:14 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.
:lulz:

Film Flam?

Title: Re: Questions Only
Post by: ch3mist on May 05, 2011, 05:16:11 PM

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:19:07 PM
I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.

You say it should, but does it?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2011, 05:25:03 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO. But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

Yes. I like the 3 sentence thread.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2011, 05:29:24 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO. But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 01:41:14 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.
:lulz:

Film Flam?

:crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!::crankey: :argh!:

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM

Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2011, 09:28:13 PM

Because it is only funny on Who's Line Is It Anyway and not on a message board?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:34:19 PM

Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

Because it's OCD crap.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: ch3mist on May 05, 2011, 09:54:51 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:34:19 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

Because it's OCD crap.

Isn't it actually even worse than that?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:58:36 PM

Quote from: ch3mist on May 05, 2011, 09:54:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:34:19 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

Because it's OCD crap.

Isn't it actually even worse than that?

Exhibit A.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 11:33:38 PM

Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

I hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.

Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: ch3mist on May 05, 2011, 11:34:19 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:58:36 PM
Exhibit A.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2jc64k7.jpg)

Xzibit, eh?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: The Commander on May 06, 2011, 09:16:31 AM

Quote from: ch3mist on May 05, 2011, 11:34:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 09:58:36 PM
Exhibit A.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2jc64k7.jpg)

Xzibit, eh?

How do you think he got that scar?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: AFK on May 06, 2011, 11:09:23 AM

Asking too many questions?

:rimshot:

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 03:17:46 PM

How many is too many?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Cain on May 06, 2011, 03:27:19 PM

234 pages worth.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 03:47:58 PM

How great a response is that? :)

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2011, 04:54:56 PM

I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.

Poor aspie.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 05:31:21 PM

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.

Poor aspie.

Could you be that lucky?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:42:48 PM

I can MAKE that sort of luck, if need be.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 06, 2011, 05:46:33 PM

Quote from: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 05:31:21 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.

Poor aspie.

Could you be that lucky?

What sort of idiot jackass bumped this?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 06:16:57 PM

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:42:48 PM
I can MAKE that sort of luck, if need be.

Then it wouldn't really be "luck," would it?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 06:19:28 PM

Quote from: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 05:42:48 PM
I can MAKE that sort of luck, if need be.

Then it wouldn't really be "luck," would it?

Not much really is, outside of the oddball winner at the casino, and your odds at closing time down at the pub.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2011, 06:22:02 PM

Of course it would. Luck is where preparation meets opportunity. Both preparation and the pursuit of opportunity are skills, and any skill can be improved upon. I work goddamn hard to be the luckiest motherfucker around.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:20:47 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 11:33:38 PM
Quote from: The Commander on May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

I hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.

Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.

Which is none of them.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 10:23:29 PM

BTW ch3mist, what's with the ASCII-dragon in your sig?

Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 11:33:38 PMI hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.

Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.
Which is none of them.

I was referring to the "very short short stories (3 sentences or less" thread, which I think is pretty cool.

Also there's a few (very few) ongoing threads with a cool premise where people just riff off eachother or post new funny things every once in a while. They don't get nearly as much posts as the ones I hate, though.

A few other examples are the Misattributed Quotes thread (I love that one), the One-Sentence-Memebombs (initially, at least. it's been rather crappy for a while now, and thankfully really quiet recently), the Visual Puns thread.

And, possibly, the PICS thread, Political PICS thread, WOMPertainment and of course the many incarnations of the Open Bar.

You might disagree about some of these, though.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 06, 2011, 10:23:29 PM
BTW ch3mist, what's with the ASCII-dragon in your sig?

Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 11:33:38 PMI hate self-perpetuating forum game threads.

Except for the ones that are funny or interesting, of course.
Which is none of them.

I was referring to the "very short short stories (3 sentences or less" thread, which I think is pretty cool.

Also there's a few (very few) ongoing threads with a cool premise where people just riff off eachother or post new funny things every once in a while. They don't get nearly as much posts as the ones I hate, though.

A few other examples are the Misattributed Quotes thread (I love that one), the One-Sentence-Memebombs (initially, at least. it's been rather crappy for a while now, and thankfully really quiet recently), the Visual Puns thread.

And, possibly, the PICS thread, Political PICS thread, WOMPertainment and of course the many incarnations of the Open Bar.

You might disagree about some of these, though.

The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.

Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.

I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 07, 2011, 01:36:23 AM

That's because we're BETTER, that way.

Those other threads are a prime example of memetic diseases. Would it work, trolling a forum with those?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:32:15 AM

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
That's because we're BETTER, that way.

Those other threads are a prime example of memetic diseases. Would it work, trolling a forum with those?

I knew a guy who sorta did... but it didn't work that well because the forum members ATE IT UP.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM

Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.

Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.

I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.

Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:51:14 AM

Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.

Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.

I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.

Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?

Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:54:31 AM

Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.

Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.

I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.

Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?

Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(

What happened to that opening, Nigel?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 07, 2011, 03:00:53 AM

Quote from: Luna on May 07, 2011, 02:54:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.

Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.

I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.

Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?

Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(

What happened to that opening, Nigel?

Heh?

The potato is a weapon in KOL.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Luna on May 07, 2011, 03:03:51 AM

Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 01:24:30 AM
I'm gonna go walk my dog and then force myself to go to a gallery opening instead of sitting here like a lump of sad for the rest of the evening.

That opening...

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Cain on May 07, 2011, 11:03:20 AM

Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:32:15 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
That's because we're BETTER, that way.

Those other threads are a prime example of memetic diseases. Would it work, trolling a forum with those?

I knew a guy who sorta did... but it didn't work that well because the forum members ATE IT UP.

Yeah, the same happened to me. It was like shooting myself in the foot, it was so painful to watch.

On the other hand, it serves as a kind of warning to any intelligent people online who may have been considering going to the forum, so all is well.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 07, 2011, 11:21:23 AM

Yeah I would expect that to happen, of course. It's the point right? Any other result I'd consider failure.

The thing is, if it's such a sure-fire stimulus/response trick, is there any way to turn that kind of influence to an advantage? (say, lulz)

Maybe on a medium-small board, create a different new one every few, until those threads suck up all the forums energy?

I dunno, it's not a particularly funny outcome ...

---

One thing those threads are particularly good for, is social engineering people into giving up their PI. It's social pressure, kinda, once a few people open up, others are less wary. Same thing happened on PD, before the Spagbook thread (or perhaps an earlier incarnation of it) hardly anyone posted photos of themselves, and if they did, often without a recognizable face. You won't get people that really don't want to that way, though.

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 11:18:47 PM

Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
Quote from: The Commander on May 07, 2011, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
The ongoing riff threads are AWESOME.

Mostly the threads I hate are the ones that are clones of the exact same thread with the exact same title and the exact same content found on every web forum around the planet.

I don't think any of the threads you named fall into that category though.

Speakibng of Riff, is anyone on the board playing Kingdom of Loathing?

Not currently. Me & Mr. Language used to play, and he first told me he loved me while we were playing and I had a potato. :(

Love at first spud?

Title: Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
Post by: AFK on June 25, 2013, 08:51:03 PM

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 06, 2011, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on May 06, 2011, 05:31:21 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 06, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
I'm just glad you're so obsessed with this retarded thread. Hopefully it will keep you from spewing your verbal diarrhea on the rest of the place.

Poor aspie.

Could you be that lucky?

What sort of idiot jackass bumped this?

Have we not met?

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