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Without smartasses, the world would take itself seriously. The very idea is terrifying....

[The Infiltration of the Internet]

hell yeah it "is"

Here's a good piece from the Liber FruFru, which sums up a few of my feelings on the matter:

The Infiltration of the Internet
The Internet is the most significant development in the evolution of human civilization since the printing press. The Printing press increased the comunicative power of the individual. The internet gives the individual INFINITE potential for power of communication. The Net will become the storehouse of all human knowledge and history. It will become out immortal memory, and our second brain. (Good cause my first one isnt working too well, stupid blue screens). The Net is the soil in which our future will grow. Dont let THEM have control of The Net is the Sacred HIgh Seas of our world; The last bastion of true free range anarchy. Like the pirate seas of old, it is under constant attack by Greyface and his anal-retentive phalanx of Order-Mongers. Tjese attacks come in the form of Anti-Pornography Bills, corporate copyright lawsuits and the corruption of software companies, usally with money. The aim of this campaign is to stifle the Internet in it's infancy and forever reign it under the callous thumb of those currently in power; Greyface and the Lot.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT! You can be part of the Immortal Battle! If you wish, you can make it your SACRED DUTY AND OBLIGATION TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION to fight the forces of Dark Helmet's tyranny and oppression on the great frontier that is the net. We will applaud you. If we win, we will se a future flooded with the light of FREE INFORMATION and STFU TROLL. The hoarders; the Info-Lords, will be out of a job and forced to work for a living. Copyright laws will evaporate and the artists of the world will find themselves at the total mercy of their public. So they better behave themselfs.


(Did you know that one of the Old time Piracy's favorite ventures was freeing slave ships? Many of the freed slaves joined on as pirates and saved further ships.)

I shall fight President Skroob and Colonel Sanders to make the universe safe for anarchy!!!!! .... or I'll order a pizza and watch "Spaceballs" again....

Hmm.... So the Internet is actually a good embodiment of Chaos?

What's 5 years between asshats? 

I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.

I can't believe you actually found a picture of that.....

What's 5 years between asshats? 

I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.

Please read this no matter what you believe
Do you think YOU will pass it on???




ummmmmm..............
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"



"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.



Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"



"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.



"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.



"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.


"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you! You don't want those people!"



"How much?" He asked again.



Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."



Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.



Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash GOD and then wonder why the world's going to HELL.



Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.



Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in GOD" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in GOD).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
Email and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what GOD thinks of me.

Will YOU pass this on?... I did

Sorry, I ain't passing this on. I'm a bloody atheist, and I don't believe in your bullshit theory of "heaven" and "hell".

Hey, whichever one of you has Lex Luthor for a dad, stick with him. HE'S ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

embrace your upbringing and infiltrate, become a mole for chaos....

Very good idea! I think I was already doing that.... might be why we don't like each other!

I'm not old enough to drink. Will retreating into my own mental world work?

Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...