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  D'AWWWW!

here's to hoping he gets over his case of stupid

if this new board is a success, perhaps I'll stop by and check it out. 

I'm sorry LMNO 

I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

Get a therapist.

Seriously.

Waiting for the world to end last weekend was like waiting for your orgasm atop some selfish incompetent asshole with a prick three sizes too small and nothing to show for it.

Someone told me the raptor was coming.

There weren't any raptors.   

Hrosie of DOOM was all set and ready to go cause mayhem but the call never came...

Waiting for the world to end last weekend was like waiting for your orgasm atop some selfish incompetent asshole with a prick three sizes too small and nothing to show for it.

I see you've met my NYEX...

he sounds like the guys I used to have a taste for.  Now I've moved on to the sweet, cuddly, lovable types.   

Waiting for the world to end last weekend was like waiting for your orgasm atop some selfish incompetent asshole with a prick three sizes too small and nothing to show for it.

Nigel's idea of a notebook is spot on.  I have one of those too and it's there for me when I just need it.  The most rewarding thing about it too, is years from now when you're settled in with your hot new thing you can look at it and see how far you've come even though it may not seem like much of a journey in the moment.  But the feeling that comes over you when you realize that you actually were able to beat that shit in your head is so rewarding and empowering because if you can do that you can do motherfucking anything.




Lizzay,
cant even be in the same room with OF's (aka Herpes, and drama llame) good friends without anxiety.  Well...except the one that's now my good friend and hates his guts.  I lurve him and am making him a cheesecake!

GODDAMNIT why did you bastards kill him?  I know it was you!

http://southernfood.about.com/cs/ramps/a/ramps.htm

maybe you could also add them to a kickass stew or soup?  Perhaps with beef tips?  I don't know why I thought of that though, since I've never had them and haven't had beef tips in years.

the drama llama who now lives in WA tried that shit on me once.    

that's what you get for clicking while eating. 


my mom is yelling at the sharks game.   

seriously, or "coke hipster skinny".  Everything affordable seems to be made for them these days.  Sorry, I have an ass, and boobs.  I like them.  I don't look like this: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd7699Uyt1qerojxo1_500.jpg

we had take out brunch quiches and now my stomach is full of RAGE


Then I went shopping with my mom and nothing fit right.     Then again, it's not like H&M makes great clothes anyways.