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I think I got this right... Discorida is not simply Order vs Disorder, it's Chaos, and we make our own patterns, labeling some "order" and some "disorder"...

Close, but also a good way of looking at it maybe from your perspective.. the chaos is always there.. it is a matter of figuring out how to interact with it.  I realized also everyone has to develop their own system to interact with the chao.  Numbers are the first place to start.  Different numbers mean different things to different people (although some are universal). But again, it's not really a big deal, but hard for us humans to wrap our minds around.  Most of us crave order, because that is really how most of the universe works, and our ability as humans to harness those has brought us this far... (there are universal laws, laws of physics, mathematics etc..)
However, there is also the otherworldly and interdimensional.. at that point the plot thickens so I cannot speak on it. 
I will reiterate that I do believe it could be very helpful to conceptualize discord as a perpetual religious experience. 5/23 of this year felt like a high holy day to me.. and, maybe I was mistaken in my prophecy.. but I stand by the truth that Erisian philosophy/religion isn't simply about making a big mess and laughing about it (although sometimes that can be fun - if you're into that type of thing) but more (as has been quoted) a message of acceptance and tolerance.

And to circle back to the point, it is a certain way to find order.. but there is always a lack of order - sort of the ultimate catch-22.

You guys are arguing with a schizophrenic person.

Take all the time you like.

Major depression, serious suicide attempts, anxiety, a good amount of substance dependence, unofficially diagnosed childhood abuse, and vicarious trauma to boot.

Questions?

You can safely relax your sphincter, pwnage is not occurring right now.

When somebody calls you a "wack ass hacker loser troll", you just got owned. You can either feel true humiliation and shame, or you can live in denial.

I'm sorry, but those are the rules. It's been this way since September 1993.

Hey brutha.. ain't trying to own anyone just trying to spread light.. maybe if you didn't take this shiznit so seriously you'd feel a bit better

it's too late, I'm in ruins

It can get better.. instead of 23 whacks, try 55 deep breaths.. that sick shit should go.. it really ain't good for anyone. The bullies like to watch though.  That's another matter for conversation.

Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.

okay but your olive branch has "you dumbasses" printed on the side

as a huge dumbass, I'll take it, but you gotta know I'm gonna turn that olive branch into a laurel and parade around with it like I'm Caesar or whatever


*good point.. one shouldn't be handed a peace offering with an insult attached. But maybe that's what Eris wanted*

And I think it is also a message of tolerance. Chaos has to be accepted - if not all hell breaks loose.. so, to get to the moral - it is an ethical, moral, metaphysical, and existential lesson.  Be mindful always of the sacred chao. In all things external, internal and temporal.. but again.. it must be accepted as the norm.

Look kid, I don't sulk, and I don't shit on people randomly. You've obviously got talent.. however don't presume to be a big shot when you're obviously a mediocre mofo.  I know punk is for life, but shit.. relax a bit.. congrats on the sonnet: well done.. but stop picking fights with me.  We're supposed to be beyond that.

Oh, hey, it looks like this particular rancid sore hasn't yet noticed my present! How rude of him.

I made it /just for you/, zarathrustrasbastardson. Isn't that nice of me? Don't you feel terribly rude? You should feel terribly rude. I hope you understand how terribly rude you are and make it up to me by going back to sulk in the corner for another year.

I haven't been rude, only outlandish.

See above edit..
Maybe you could try a sonnet called "despised inspiration" or call the pocketbook that.. it is impressive that you wrote one so quickly.. now write 50 more.. prove it wasn't beginner's luck!

I have no problem being inspired by what I despise. Interesting that you seem upset that it might be the case. I might decide on a fresh round of inspiration.

Or you could leave. Because of how terribly rude you were.

See above edit..
Maybe you could try a sonnet called "despised inspiration" or call the pocketbook that.. it is impressive that you wrote one so quickly.. now write 50 more.. prove it wasn't beginner's luck!

I have no problem being inspired by what I despise. Interesting that you seem upset that it might be the case. I might decide on a fresh round of inspiration.

Or you could leave. Because of how terribly rude you were.

Glad to be an inspiration. Sonnets ain't easy.. maybe it's your calling? "Sonnets of Mockery" penned by nullified.

I gotta say that was easier than I thought it would be. I mean, I knew I could do it, but I expected it would be a stupid thing I'd put twenty minutes of research and ten minutes of writing into, get momentarily stuck, and move on. Instead I spent about twenty minutes of research, wrote out the skeleton in ten, fixed the meter in five, and spent the last five adjusting rhymes for fun.

I might write sonnets of mockery more often.

As an adult you should know your immune system is much stronger than anything an infant could cough up.  Unless you are immunocompromised. I hope that's not the case. Sort of, 

I bet you hate babies' sneezes too!  Coochiecoochiecoo...

With antivaxxers on the rise and continuing to procreate in America, and the fact that even the average vaccinated crotchgoblin is riddled with germs, yeah I'm not a huge fan of particulate snot matter firing from the faces of otherwise-adorable babus.

I bet you hate babies' sneezes too!  Coochiecoochiecoo...

Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.

I can't speak for the other guys, gals, and NB pals here, man, but I for one hate olives...and branches, for that matter. 

Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.

And I think it is also a message of tolerance. Chaos has to be accepted - if not all hell breaks loose.. so, to get to the moral - it is an ethical, moral, metaphysical, and existential lesson.  Be mindful always of the sacred chao. In all things external, internal and temporal.. but again.. it must be accepted as the norm.

Essentially what discordians do not understand about discordia is that it is omnipresent. But more importantly it really isn't a big deal.  Erisian knowledge isn't about making a big fuss overall.. it's about general acceptance.  There is, and always will be chaos.  It is the nature of things.  It isn't an easy concept for our pre programmed minds to constantly conceive, but it is an infinite reality.
Hopefully that explains it enough?

wait I didn't follow -- what do most discordians not understand about discordia??


according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.


but srsly though, what's the big secret? fill us in already

And I think it is also a message of tolerance. Chaos has to be accepted - if not all hell breaks loose.. so, to get to the moral - it is an ethical, moral, metaphysical, and existential lesson.  Be mindful always of the sacred chao. In all things external, internal and temporal.. but again.. it must be accepted as the norm.

Essentially what discordians do not understand about discordia is that it is omnipresent. But more importantly it really isn't a big deal.  Erisian knowledge isn't about making a big fuss overall.. it's about general acceptance.  There is, and always will be chaos.  It is the nature of things.  It isn't an easy concept for our pre programmed minds to constantly conceive, but it is an infinite reality.
Hopefully that explains it enough?

wait I didn't follow -- what do most discordians not understand about discordia??


according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.


but srsly though, what's the big secret? fill us in already

Essentially what discordians do not understand about discordia is that it is omnipresent. But more importantly it really isn't a big deal.  Erisian knowledge isn't about making a big fuss overall.. it's about general acceptance.  There is, and always will be chaos.  It is the nature of things.  It isn't an easy concept for our pre programmed minds to constantly conceive, but it is an infinite reality.
Hopefully that explains it enough?

wait I didn't follow -- what do most discordians not understand about discordia??


according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.


but srsly though, what's the big secret? fill us in already

I thought you are neutral

Here is the formula:
1 = very knowing, but not all knowing
2 = a mutual agreement, but not necessarily amicable
3 = wise, but not omniscient, can be very bad
4 = an amicable agreement, but also not always true
5 = the essence of discord.. no plan, always in flux, exceptional.. the first dimension not readily available to most humans.
6 = a higher plane, signifies evil, but also trancendence.. not always a bad sign, can be good fun
7= the *god* realm, 7 deadly sins or 7th heaven, both supremely good and supremely bad
8 = Asian lucky number.. is good luck, but I wouldn't always bet on it..
9 = no real way to describe this.. is sort of opposite of 1.. negative human psyche.
10= very knowing, not all knowing x10
11= jimmy (look up tool song)
12 = midnight, very knowing, all knowing, but still human in this worldly realm.

Here is the true formula:

1 = Stupidity. Especially, ignorance of one's own limitations.
2 = Double stupidity.  Inflexibility, and the inability to recognize mistakes.
3 = Wasted effort; work without gain.  "Bitter tea."
4 = Asian number for death.  Death may either be protracted or immediate.
5 = Apophenia.  Seeing patterns where none exist.
6 = Intellectual putrescence; illiteracy; spelling errors; top posting.
7 = Innocence.  Playing dumb to evade criticism.
8 = Infinity, but sideways.  Not knowing when to quit.
9 = Belief in numerology.

Hey brutha.. ain't trying to own anyone just trying to spread light.. maybe if you didn't take this shiznit so seriously you'd feel a bit better

Just because you are a wack ass hacker loser troll does not mean you are fnord..

I miss the days of true Erisian brilliance.
A time where every wack ass hacker meany,
Loser troll;
Wasn't more respected than the brilliance of the
Chao.

ffffffffucking shit, owned again

ffffffffffffucking shittttttttttttttt


I'm losing my goddamn shit over here -- how come we keep getting PWND? I'm sick and tired of people signing up for the forum and immediately calling out all our shit and making spags of us.