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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:22:26 AM

Title: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:22:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glwkK7turPY&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Luna on August 30, 2011, 03:29:09 AM
"fucking omlettes are hard, let's make it scrambled."

Yeah...  That's kinda how I invented "eggs with shit in them."
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:31:22 AM
 :lulz:

Watch the next one in the series. 

It makes my cooking look SAFE.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Luna on August 30, 2011, 03:38:45 AM
That's it.  This weekend, we all get hammered in my kitchen, and play with Chili X.  

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

ETA:  I suddenly feel actually competent in the kitchen, after watching this...
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:54:39 AM
I've gotten drunk while cooking and ended up making awesome.  (The chicken pesto on angel hair for example).

The more I watch, the more I see inexperience and sensationalism shining through.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Luna on August 30, 2011, 11:05:07 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:54:39 AM
I've gotten drunk while cooking and ended up making awesome.  (The chicken pesto on angel hair for example).

The more I watch, the more I see inexperience and sensationalism shining through.

Yeah, well, people enjoy watching other people do stupid shit.  That one with the cookies... biscuits... whatever she wound up with...  Is it wrong that I wanted to see the stove explode and put her AND the "cookies" out of their misery?
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 30, 2011, 04:20:19 PM
I like the drunk chef. She's cute.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Eve Hill on August 30, 2011, 04:48:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:22:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glwkK7turPY&NR=1&feature=fvwp

:lol:

QuoteM'kay cheese is trapped. So you can't have cheese.

QuoteDo you ever feel like your cat is judging you?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 30, 2011, 05:21:26 PM
This show is great!!!!
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Disco Pickle on August 30, 2011, 05:27:11 PM
I love her.  She's great.  The Ice Cream one was fantastic.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 02, 2011, 06:05:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 04:20:19 PM
I like the drunk chef. She's cute.
You're right, she is pretty cute.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 03, 2011, 05:20:13 AM
Quote from: Eve Hill on August 30, 2011, 04:48:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 03:22:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glwkK7turPY&NR=1&feature=fvwp

:lol:

QuoteM'kay cheese is trapped. So you can't have cheese.

QuoteDo you ever feel like your cat is judging you?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

The best line though is in episode 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT46FV64dr8&feature=relmfu):

"I really hate when guys are like 'I could drink you under the table!'. I have been drinking under the table..."
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: iarmit on September 04, 2011, 06:13:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 04:20:19 PM
I like the drunk chef. She's cute.

Oh aye, she's adorable. But I think that we'd eat out, instead of letting her cook.
As enjoyable as it is to watch, from the safe distance of the intarwebz.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Suu on September 04, 2011, 02:51:16 PM
She's absolutely brilliant, she is.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 04, 2011, 03:24:04 PM
I think imma have to try that ice cream recipe from episode 8
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2011, 05:52:17 PM
No shit, this girl just saved me from ruining my dinner.

I was four minutes into the episode and she said "Step 5:  Don't forget that you're cooking."  At which point I RAN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE OH SHIT THE RICE.

And I saved it.
Title: Re: OOK OOK! WOMAN!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2011, 05:52:17 PM
No shit, this girl just saved me from ruining my dinner.

I was four minutes into the episode and she said "Step 5:  Don't forget that you're cooking."  At which point I RAN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE OH SHIT THE RICE.

And I saved it.

Hahaha! :mittens: