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Title: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2019, 05:30:03 PM

https://www.apnews.com/3db8829a222e45b08ed93834f792e9c5

QuoteColby Marshall, vice president of the Silvies Valley Ranch that owned the bulls, has another theory: "We think that this crime is being perpetuated by some sort of a cult."

EoC has the meat sickness on him again.

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: Faust on October 02, 2019, 11:47:30 PM

This makes me think the end times are upon us, and I take comfort in that feeling

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: The Johnny on October 03, 2019, 04:31:35 AM

Ah, I see the Chupacabras have migrated north and have developed a fetish for cattle penis.

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: altered on October 03, 2019, 05:36:25 AM

We dismembered the last chupacabras in the year of 2007, mostly with the use of a very big gun that shot axes. It was one of those "they thought we were mad" moments, except we were in fact mad when we ran out of axes.

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: Fujikoma on October 03, 2019, 05:57:37 AM

Ok, fine, I admit it, it was me. Mmm, bovine penis.

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2019, 02:50:38 PM

Quote from: nullified on October 03, 2019, 05:36:25 AM
We dismembered the last chupacabras in the year of 2007, mostly with the use of a very big gun that shot axes. It was one of those "they thought we were mad" moments, except we were in fact mad when we ran out of axes.

And I haven't seen EoC in a year.

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: LMNO on October 03, 2019, 03:05:08 PM

Quote from: nullified on October 03, 2019, 05:36:25 AM
We dismembered the last chupacabras in the year of 2007, mostly with the use of a very big gun that shot axes. It was one of those "they thought we were mad" moments, except we were in fact mad when we ran out of axes.

You see, bitches didn't know about our tomahawks.

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: The Johnny on October 04, 2019, 01:09:40 AM

Quote from: LMNO on October 03, 2019, 03:05:08 PM
Quote from: nullified on October 03, 2019, 05:36:25 AM
We dismembered the last chupacabras in the year of 2007, mostly with the use of a very big gun that shot axes. It was one of those "they thought we were mad" moments, except we were in fact mad when we ran out of axes.

You see, bitches didn't know about our tomahawks.

:lol:

Title: Re: Cattle Mutilating is back.
Post by: Cain on October 05, 2019, 05:10:50 PM

There is only one person (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUk8Vo7J6NM) who can stop this.

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